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Speaker 1: Hi, Welcome back to this episode.

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Speaker 2: I'm so crazy.

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Speaker 1: I'm so crazy. I'm so crazy.

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Speaker 2: I'm so crazy. You should be scared of me. You

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Speaker 2: hear my voice and if you close your eyes, it's

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Speaker 2: like I'm in your car, in your bed, and you

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Speaker 2: should be scared of me because I'm crazy. I wonder

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Speaker 2: if anybody is like falling asleep listen to the podcast

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Speaker 2: and hearing our voices and then it like starts off

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Speaker 2: like a dream with us in it.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's just a dream to be listening to us anyways.

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Speaker 1: We just have dreamy energy.

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Speaker 2: It's a nightmare. It's literally like a form of torture.

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Speaker 1: It's awaking night.

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Speaker 2: Like I know somewhere out there there's a couple that

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Speaker 2: lives together, and like one of the people in that

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Speaker 2: couple loves listening to us, and the other partner fucking

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Speaker 2: hates it and then can't say anything. But then just

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Speaker 2: like they like spat at each other about other things,

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Speaker 2: when really the main problem is the partner hates hearing them.

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Speaker 1: Literally, our podcast was described to us to our face

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Speaker 1: as dead air filler, So like I don't even listen,

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Speaker 1: I just put it on in the background, works on.

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Speaker 1: Something is the.

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Speaker 2: Person said they could imagine it being that for other people,

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Speaker 2: but for him it was just too much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but on the lowest of keys. He listens

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Speaker 1: all the time, and I know that for a fact,

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Speaker 1: Like he listens to every single episode.

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Speaker 3: Who the folks said that? And also do you want

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Speaker 3: me to beat them up?

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Speaker 1: Yes? Please, yes please? But I genuine I was like, honestly,

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Speaker 1: that's a compliment, like we're still getting paid, like I

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Speaker 1: know you.

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Speaker 2: He was like, I don't watch all but I subscribe.

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Speaker 2: I do what I can. And I was like, literally,

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Speaker 2: subscribing does nothing for us, Like that's like the least,

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Speaker 2: like that's actually nothing news.

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Speaker 1: It's like boyd, But he meant it with full kindness,

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Speaker 1: and that's how I took it, because I give people grace.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm really mad at my dad because he

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Speaker 2: doesn't listen.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, love mortified.

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Speaker 2: If your dad listens, I'm like, hello, I literally talk

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Speaker 2: about like fingering butts and stuff like why don't you

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Speaker 2: want to hear that?

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Speaker 1: I literally talk about my wingbot vibe rater three thousand

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Speaker 1: every single episode.

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Speaker 2: I'll never forget. I think I've mentioned this before and

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Speaker 2: I think I have it on recording somewhere, but I

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Speaker 2: asked him if he listens, and he was like, you know,

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Speaker 2: I think you guys are really funny, but I just

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Speaker 2: don't think I need to hear that. And I was

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Speaker 2: like oh, and then he was like yeah, like there's

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Speaker 2: definitely things you say that as a dad, even as

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Speaker 2: close as we are, I don't need to hear. And

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Speaker 2: I was like, honestly, respect because my dad, I will say,

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Speaker 2: I'm not even offended because one I understand, like you said,

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Speaker 2: if he listened, I would be mortified, but my dad

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Speaker 2: already thinks I'm funny, so I don't have anything to prove.

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Speaker 1: I love that. Well, my dad did this like funny

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Speaker 1: prank on me one time, where like we lived in

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Speaker 1: a house that had a basement before, and no one

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Speaker 1: ever went down there because it was like oogy, spooky,

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Speaker 1: scary vibes, like we fucking hated it down there, and

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Speaker 1: so like one day he asked me to go get

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Speaker 1: some like cans of beans from the shelves downstairs because

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Speaker 1: like that's cold air like kept them stable. Da da

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Speaker 1: shut the door behind me and locked it, and I

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Speaker 1: was trapped in there for two weeks, and he would

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Speaker 1: throw snakes and stuff down downstairs.

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Speaker 2: Rank.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was like funny. We were all laughing

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Speaker 1: about it. You were laughing about it, even No I was.

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Speaker 1: I was screaming and crying for the whole two weeks.

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Speaker 1: But like, yeah, he pushed me down the stairs.

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Speaker 2: Would be grateful he left you down there with some beans.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It was horrible. I'm scared of chickpeas now,

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Speaker 1: even though there's such a great source of protein. Ye,

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Speaker 1: everybody needs more chickpeas in their diet.

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Speaker 2: No chickpeas, Like, I can't both have trauma.

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Speaker 1: With you know what I'm thinking about, literally trauma.

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Speaker 2: If chickpeas is a high source of protein for you

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Speaker 2: in your diet, say the fuck away, get back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, actually that is true. Like any person that eats

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Speaker 2: Chickpeas are fucking nasty. Chickpeas are literally like.

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Speaker 1: I actually did have my mom made chickpeas where she

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Speaker 1: like covered them in like like spices and shit, and

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Speaker 1: they were like crunchy, like fucking cheese its and they

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Speaker 1: were so Youngersville. I was on TikTok and I stumbled

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Speaker 1: across a couple videos that I genuinely think are the

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Speaker 1: greatest thing that anybody has ever made for us, like

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Speaker 1: point blank period. And they are these American girl doll animations.

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Speaker 1: I'm literally obsessed with them. I'm not gonna be able

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Speaker 1: to find them because I don't know the person's name

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Speaker 1: and I like four thousand videos on TikTok a day,

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Speaker 1: so well and them insert them here.

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Speaker 2: A song of the week is literally just Ribs by

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Speaker 2: Lord because that song is a fucking class dude.

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Speaker 1: I love that song.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: They are so fucking good, and it reminds me of

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Speaker 1: like when we were on like episode forty and someone

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Speaker 1: made like a Lego animation. Oh yeah, I love that.

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Speaker 1: I love that.

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Speaker 2: It kind of freaked me out.

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Speaker 1: Actually, okay, let me say beheaded me when I fuck.

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Speaker 2: When I first saw the account, I was like, this

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Speaker 2: is really funny. But then what started to freak me

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Speaker 2: out is their first two tiktoks were emergency intercom tiktoks,

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Speaker 2: and then the next two were random clips from another show.

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Speaker 2: And then for some reason, that's what made me feel

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Speaker 2: person was like really gonna make this like a variety channel,

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Speaker 2: and like it's not even like an ego thing. For

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Speaker 2: some reason, it would make more sense if it was

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Speaker 2: just like one of our followers or like listeners who

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Speaker 2: was just like thought it'd be funny to make us

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Speaker 2: into American girl dolls, but spreading it out into a

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Speaker 2: genre of like multiple things for some recent like.

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Speaker 1: There's probably a million of those like American girl doll

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Speaker 1: animations account and she just like tapped in at the

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Speaker 1: right block and time and now she's popping off. I

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Speaker 1: mean it makes.

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Speaker 2: Because I remember like there was a channel on YouTube

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Speaker 2: There was like a whole thing. I don't know if

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Speaker 2: you guys are gonna know, it's like it's girl that's girls.

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Speaker 2: The girls know. But there was like this thing where

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Speaker 2: like it was like a high school drama that somebody

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Speaker 2: made a show of this. Yeah, and then one of

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Speaker 2: the barbies was like pregnant and like like it was

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Speaker 2: like this whole thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I genuine I know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: And fuck what was one of the girls. No, of course,

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Speaker 1: like duh, Kaya is not one of the girls.

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Speaker 3: No, I know about this, so what is it? I

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Speaker 3: didn't speak on it, but I totally know about everything

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Speaker 3: these what is they're saying? It's like a show with barbies,

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Speaker 3: and they they they made a show out of it.

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Speaker 3: I get it. I totally get it, and I'll see it.

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Speaker 1: They play the barbies play with each other's boobs and

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Speaker 1: take baths.

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Speaker 3: Oh I don't. I'm not watching that because that is disrespectful.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I hate that. That just made me think of this.

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Speaker 2: But one time me, Drew and Josie went home. We

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Speaker 2: looked up We looked up Elson on a kissing.

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Speaker 1: Oh, the greatest ever.

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Speaker 2: We found the craziest, like three D render of somebody. Actually,

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I think we were looking up frozen.

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Speaker 1: I sent those in to be on the fucking TVs,

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Speaker 1: and you asked them. I wanted Elson make it out

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Speaker 1: behind me, to have.

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Speaker 2: It playing all the time. Yeah, but how did we

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Speaker 2: look that? Did we look up Elson on?

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Speaker 1: Josiah looked up Elson on his like and they kiss

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Speaker 1: and it's.

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Speaker 2: Beautiful, the weirdest video ever.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, that is uh, the fucking sea of it all.

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Speaker 3: Do you remember when a fan made a roadblock server? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Imber in singercom and then there was just a part

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Speaker 3: where you could kill me.

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Speaker 1: I did not remember that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a part we could shoot me with

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Speaker 3: a fucking gun and I would explode.

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Speaker 1: Someone came up to us and was literally like, honestly,

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Speaker 1: you guys have gotten soft. Y'all are being too nice

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Speaker 1: to Kayle, Like you need to go back to like

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Speaker 1: bullying him.

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Speaker 3: I know I missed when you used to like choke

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Speaker 3: me and shit, fuck I miss that the way that.

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Speaker 2: I think you got slapped last episode.

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Speaker 3: No, that was like a couple episodes ago, but every

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Speaker 3: episode the way that my toes girl. Yeah, we can

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Speaker 3: go to the next subject. Sam Daniel, Wait, damn Daniel

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Speaker 3: Alex Alex from Target, you.

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Speaker 2: Were explaining something. Fuck oh, we were talking about that

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Speaker 2: Rowing movie and you were talking about like, oh, how

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Speaker 2: like it was such an intense movie because like these

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Speaker 2: and there was this one like Savant who was so

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Speaker 2: like yeah, and then she ended up on Ellen because

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Speaker 2: that is like the reality of what we I guess actually,

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Speaker 2: Ellen is gone. Kids are growing up right now and

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Speaker 2: they don't know that, Like, if you were tapped in,

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Speaker 2: you would be on Ellen, like that was twenty sixteen.

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Speaker 1: If you got one hundred thousand likes on fucking Instagram

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Speaker 1: or Twitter, you are on Ellen.

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Speaker 2: You're first class ticket to Ellen's studio.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Wait, is she done because she was mean or she

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Speaker 3: just was like I'm done.

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Speaker 1: I think she was getting called mean and then she

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Speaker 1: was just like, Okay, I can't handle this. I'm like

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Speaker 1: seven thousand years old in a fucking vampire so I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna retire. And then it all came out afterwards that

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Speaker 1: she was just mean and evil.

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Speaker 3: Again. I like it when my bosses mean to me, but.

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Speaker 1: I know more people need to like respect their mean bosses.

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Speaker 1: Like okay, So my three biggest obsessions ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,

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Speaker 1: ever started with exotic animals, like I was fucking obsessed

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Speaker 1: with like I wanted to have a fucking zoo in

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Speaker 1: my house. And there was this girl named Janda Exotics

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Speaker 1: and she still sells and flips like yeah no, she

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Speaker 1: still sells and flips like rare fucking exotic animals. And

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Speaker 1: like in Texas at the time, you didn't need licenses

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Speaker 1: for this, so I was fully convinced. Like when I

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Speaker 1: was like living on my own in Grandberry because I

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Speaker 1: was so young, I didn't know, like you could move

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Speaker 1: out of my hometown. You're ass fuck No, I know

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Speaker 1: I was.

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Speaker 2: You were weird as fuck, like thought daughter or weird

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Speaker 2: ass Drew Phillips son like you.

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Speaker 1: They're picking me every time, which.

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Speaker 2: I would have put you up for adopted. I feel

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Speaker 2: like my son is that you.

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Speaker 3: You haven't changed it all. You're always from about bears

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Speaker 2: God, you're fucking rotted. Oh what it was when we

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Speaker 2: Old, okay, me when I'm forty eight drinking a beer

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Speaker 3: I just turned thirty. This is a liquid death. Okay.

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Speaker 1: You need IMAX.

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Speaker 2: Well, you guys drooling?

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Speaker 1: How about that? Like, what are you going to say?

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Speaker 3: Oh look, I'm saying like there was a period where

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Speaker 2: There's I gave you grace.

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Speaker 1: Time, it's been a while. Well you are drooling right

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Speaker 2: Who I am, like immunity person ever, like you don't

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Speaker 1: Like I was, it was always something. It's always something.

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Speaker 1: Also, just when you're on your fucking deathbed and all

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Speaker 1: Like hard for me. I get everything that was ugly

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Speaker 2: This shiit didn't come easy. I grew up with a

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Speaker 2: I'm right fucking here, and your forty eight years that's

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Speaker 1: That's literally what I keep thinking about with that fucking

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Speaker 4: Like, like no, I will never forget that because I

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Speaker 2: woman would compliment my sister all the time. I'm right here,

442
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,920
Speaker 2: like I'm right here. Even give me a lie, be

443
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,679
Speaker 2: like you look cute today. And I know I look

444
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,800
Speaker 2: like shit because I didn't have a fucking mother figure.

445
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,600
Speaker 2: So I would literally like I had long ass hair

446
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,879
Speaker 2: that I would tie into a back ponytail, and all

447
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:44,000
Speaker 2: my fucking uniforms were thrift into the red and I

448
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:47,040
Speaker 2: looked like a I don't know, I looked like a fucking.

449
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:47,760
Speaker 1: Any This isn't funny.

450
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:49,560
Speaker 3: This is trauma.

451
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:50,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is trauma.

452
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:51,399
Speaker 2: No, it's funny.

453
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:51,600
Speaker 1: Now.

454
00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:53,440
Speaker 3: I don't want this to have in a woman, So

455
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,040
Speaker 3: whenever I drive by one, I'll.

456
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:55,119
Speaker 5: Be like.

457
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,400
Speaker 1: Whenever I saw women on the sidewalk and it just rained,

458
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:02,080
Speaker 1: I go towards the puddle to fucking soak them. I'm

459
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:05,280
Speaker 1: an in cell girl. I saw a femme cell like

460
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,840
Speaker 1: that doesn't know she's a femme cell yet on TikTok,

461
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,480
Speaker 1: and I was like, WHOA, she might be the next killer,

462
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,359
Speaker 1: she might be the first killer. Anyways, we don't have

463
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,520
Speaker 1: to fucking go there. No, No, Andrew is very I

464
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:19,720
Speaker 1: think it is powerful and good. But my second episode,

465
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:20,320
Speaker 1: what are we gonna say?

466
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,600
Speaker 2: I'm trying to remember because I was going to say

467
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,440
Speaker 2: something so stupid, but it doesn't matter.

468
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:29,760
Speaker 1: My second obsession growing up was roller coasters, So I

469
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:31,880
Speaker 1: vividly remember.

470
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,359
Speaker 2: What do you ever play Thrillville? Oh? Of course I

471
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,480
Speaker 2: got throa was so fucking.

472
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,240
Speaker 1: And what was the other roller coaster game? Like roller

473
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:44,480
Speaker 1: Coaster Tacoon? Yeah, Tycoon? And then down the other game dude,

474
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god. In high school, that just unlocked a

475
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:50,840
Speaker 1: memory like I played, No, I didn't you so much Roadblocks.

476
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:54,560
Speaker 1: There was a day where I literally played nine hours

477
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,720
Speaker 1: of Roadblocks on the weekend with one of my best friends.

478
00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,600
Speaker 1: Time for us, No, it was it was dead ass

479
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,119
Speaker 1: nine hour straight and we played Cops and Robbers and

480
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:05,440
Speaker 1: we just like literally just played that game for like

481
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:08,119
Speaker 1: it was horrible. It was like looking, we like like

482
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:11,280
Speaker 1: left and we were like the next day we like

483
00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:13,240
Speaker 1: linked up again and we were like, why the fuck

484
00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 1: did we do that? Like we were the same.

485
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:18,159
Speaker 3: Dude. I think as recently as two years ago, you

486
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,840
Speaker 3: were playing a Roadblocks game every day and all you

487
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,719
Speaker 3: did in this fucking game, and you know was did

488
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,200
Speaker 3: you ever see him play this show? I think? So

489
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 3: you would just lift to weight and get bigger you

490
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,119
Speaker 3: just click on the screen and lift weights.

491
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,720
Speaker 2: There's another game he was playing for a long time

492
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,119
Speaker 2: that it was just a clicking game. It was like

493
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,159
Speaker 2: it was like you have to get like big, like

494
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 2: your like your circle to be bigger. And he would

495
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,760
Speaker 2: just like click there all day. And I would come

496
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,359
Speaker 2: into his room and he's clicking, and I was like,

497
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,840
Speaker 2: are you gonna win anything? And he was like no,

498
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,879
Speaker 2: but I just need to keep my ranking. And he

499
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,680
Speaker 2: would like get addicted to that kind of shit, and

500
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,120
Speaker 2: I was like, dude, you were weird as fun.

501
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 1: Dude, Cookie Clicker was my ship. Like I love Tycoons,

502
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,440
Speaker 1: but that's what I was gonna say, is like I

503
00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 1: that unlocked the memory of like me playing a bunch

504
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,840
Speaker 1: of taycos UNEs on roadblocks for like two years straight.

505
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:07,440
Speaker 1: But I was saying roller coasters. There was a website

506
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,480
Speaker 1: and I cannot find it, but on my old laptop

507
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,040
Speaker 1: it's still saved as like a booked mark icon for

508
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,240
Speaker 1: some reason. But there was a website of the top

509
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 1: one hundred roller coasters in the world with like just

510
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 1: the names. And I would go on that website and

511
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 1: I would go watch YouTube videos on it, and then

512
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,480
Speaker 1: I had an Excel sheet where I would rank them,

513
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,200
Speaker 1: like based on which one I wanted to ride the most.

514
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,800
Speaker 1: Obviously King de Ka was like the number one, like,

515
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:32,440
Speaker 1: and then there was like the Titans.

516
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 2: Have you ever been free?

517
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 1: Huh?

518
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,000
Speaker 2: Have you ever just like been free of whatever you're

519
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:38,680
Speaker 2: talking about?

520
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 4: Like?

521
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,680
Speaker 1: No, Like what?

522
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:41,399
Speaker 2: No?

523
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:44,480
Speaker 1: This is my life. I've become hyper obsessed with something

524
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,360
Speaker 1: for like a very long time, and now that I'm

525
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,879
Speaker 1: an adult, those time periods are shortened because I can

526
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,400
Speaker 1: actually do it or buy it. Like for a while

527
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:53,680
Speaker 1: it was like music equipment.

528
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 2: I guess. Yeah, it's like the yearning. Like there's a

529
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 2: certain kind of yearning you have as a child that

530
00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,919
Speaker 2: now in your adulthood you don't get anymore because if

531
00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 2: you really wanted it, you could just like make sure

532
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 2: it happens.

533
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,120
Speaker 1: I was trying to escape the basement.

534
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,880
Speaker 2: You did all of this in that two weeks. Yeah,

535
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,639
Speaker 2: I hit a record high. I didn't hit my puff

536
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 2: bar for twenty six minutes of this episode or twenty five, wow,

537
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 2: or however long it's been.

538
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:19,920
Speaker 1: That's actually really impressive. And then my current obsession is tornadoesop.

539
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,520
Speaker 1: I have seen every single fucking tornado video and now

540
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 1: it's to the point where I'm buying radar software and

541
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 1: I've learned the velocity maps, I'm learning reflex maps, like

542
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 1: I'm like studying mediology meteor how do you say meteorology

543
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 1: right now? Actively, Like I have like twenty tabs open

544
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 1: with like all of like the different type.

545
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,440
Speaker 2: That's kind of like an impressive thing when you like something,

546
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 2: you actually learned about it. When I like something, I

547
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 2: just look at it.

548
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,400
Speaker 1: No, you do that like with fashion and shit.

549
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess with fashion and like maybe with like

550
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,639
Speaker 2: certain musicians, and that's kind of it.

551
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:55,880
Speaker 1: Like I don't do that with musicians. I love magicians, y'all.

552
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 1: Like I could tell you all about it, like I

553
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:57,920
Speaker 1: brought it was.

554
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 2: I think it was like Suki and Bobby and Off

555
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:03,399
Speaker 2: on their podcast on Bobby's podcast where she asked her

556
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,199
Speaker 2: like what she felt about being a musician, and Suki

557
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 2: misheard her and she was like, I'm not a magician,

558
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,159
Speaker 2: a magician, I'm not a manipulator.

559
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 1: Wait, oh yeah, Kai, you went to the manipulator. I did.

560
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 3: Oh. I forgot to edit down the audio because I

561
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 3: recorded it, Okay, I got so nervous that I accidentally

562
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 3: stopped recording halfway through but we might be able to

563
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 3: answer it next time. But basically, I entered the psychic's

564
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 3: house thinking that she was going to say the same

565
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 3: exact shit to me, and she did not. Dude, she

566
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 3: did not say that I was surrounded by evil energy

567
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 3: she said. She said. She did say I was weak,

568
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 3: which is true. That's facts. I am weak, but she

569
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,239
Speaker 3: didn't say I kept asking. I was like, is there

570
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 3: any evil surrounding me? She's like, no, there's like good

571
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 3: people surrounding you. And I was like, okay, oh, you.

572
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:57,760
Speaker 2: Know what's happening right now.

573
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 1: You're the evil motherfucker, evil motherfucker, you're the killer and

574
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 1: we're the good people.

575
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 2: Wow. So I have to go, and she's gonna be

576
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:06,400
Speaker 2: like there's one.

577
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well let's confirm that when Enya goes, because we

578
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,440
Speaker 3: need like that triple confirmation because I lowkey I feel

579
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 3: like I'm a super good person.

580
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 2: Be like you're so amazing, Like you've really like navigated

581
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 2: this life so clearly, like you have so much grace

582
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 2: and empathy and love, and like I think, well bautreine

583
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:28,399
Speaker 2: and lithium would do you wonders.

584
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 1: That's what I'm hoping. Well, I'm gonna go back and

585
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,200
Speaker 1: they're just gonna say I can just tell you have

586
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: a giant fucking cock. I can see it through your pants.

587
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 2: Okay, so she said you were a good person.

588
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 3: She said, well, she was like, fear dictates your life.

589
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,119
Speaker 3: And I was like, I actually agree with that one

590
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 3: hundred percent. So she was like, right, she said fear fear,

591
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,159
Speaker 3: And she was like, you need to like unlock your

592
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 3: full potential by like overcoming things that are within yourself.

593
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 3: There's no external like obstacles. It's all from within. I

594
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:00,040
Speaker 3: was like, because I was expecting her to just be like,

595
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,680
Speaker 3: you're surrounded by evil people. There's a curse.

596
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 1: Did she try to recruit you for the church?

597
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 3: She did try to recruit like every single time. I said, Look,

598
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 3: I've done a lot of work on myself. I've gone

599
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,920
Speaker 3: a lot of help from other people, whatever me from Drew.

600
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 3: And I was like, can I do this on my own?

601
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,399
Speaker 3: Like I really want to feel empowered, I want to

602
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:23,119
Speaker 3: feel autonomy. And she'd be like, no, absolutely not, absolutely not.

603
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 3: You can't do it on your own. But I will

604
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,399
Speaker 3: give her this. She said, I was gonna get married

605
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 3: and then I get a fucking divorce. I'm gonna have

606
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 3: two marriages.

607
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 1: Damn.

608
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 2: I feel like being a divorce is kind of coinn.

609
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's trauma.

610
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,639
Speaker 1: I want to be married in the divorce. Who was that?

611
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: Who was saying that for a long time?

612
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 2: Rain, Rain like went through this whole year being like,

613
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 2: it'd be so cut to get married for like two

614
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 2: days and then get a divorce immediately after, just so

615
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,639
Speaker 2: she can like and she she would be like, I

616
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 2: don't want it to be anybody who I have like

617
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 2: a serious relationship with. I just want to be somebody

618
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 2: who's like almost a friend. But we like kind of

619
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,440
Speaker 2: flirted and nothing ever happened, but we got married and

620
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 2: then got divorced. With that when I saw them in

621
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 2: public and be like, my ex husband.

622
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 3: Is here, but yeah, basically she did not tell me

623
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 3: the same thing. I thought she was like fully a

624
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 3: scammer and was just going.

625
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 1: To say, like that reignited my fears that she's she's

626
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 1: a magician. Yeah, where's the other ship that you guys?

627
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 1: I haven't been able to sleep after that.

628
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 2: I know Drew keeps like freaking out and thinking that

629
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 2: he's actually fucking cursed, and I don't know what to

630
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 2: do about it because usually when Drew's just freaking out

631
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 2: about something that I know isn't real. I just ignore

632
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 2: it because I can't feed into it. But he cursed.

633
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 3: I was nervous too, like I left that ship. I'm

634
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 3: always nervous around powerful women, so this isn't like anything new.

635
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 3: But I did have this shooting pain in my prostate

636
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 3: when I left, and I was like, you anyway, Yeah, yeah,

637
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 3: I don't know.

638
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 2: So I need to go and see what she says

639
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 2: about me.

640
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 3: I think so we need the final confirmation.

641
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm in the mental state for

642
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 2: her to say some function to me. I think i'd

643
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 2: freak out.

644
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm in the state for the

645
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 3: conclusion of this. Is that me being the evil person? Yeah,

646
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 3: you might be the evil So because I'm so sweet,

647
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 3: I feel like we can all agree.

648
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 2: Okay, so I'll go tomorrow. What time did you go?

649
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 1: I want to eleven tomato potato chicken, But that old

650
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: Jack and LGBT Lettuce Wait, hold on, LGBT late Lettuce bisexual.

651
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 1: Wait fuck LGBT gaycin bisexual but wait no, no buttato.

652
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 2: I don't know. Oh no, I said potato.

653
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: You said potato.

654
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 2: Potato lettuce, get bacon potato.

655
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: Girl, I'm like rotted right now, it's over for me.

656
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 2: I know I took a I took sleeping medicine last night,

657
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 2: like nothing like fucking crazy. But I never take like

658
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 2: an advil PM or anything like. That's very rare, and

659
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 2: I it was so hard to wake up this morning.

660
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 2: And now I feel like there's like a layer over

661
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 2: my brain that's going to be there for the rest

662
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 2: of my life.

663
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 1: It's gonna be there for the rest of your life.

664
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 1: You should freak out, you should panic.

665
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 2: Actually, don't give a fuck. Caviars pushing it. That's my

666
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 2: final take, Penny our Caviar is pushing it like you're

667
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 2: eating fucking sperm from fish, Like that's crazy. You're eating

668
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 2: fucking eggs like for some reason, Caviar is just pushing it. Also,

669
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 2: like why the fuck is it so expensive? Is it

670
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 2: really hard to like get it?

671
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: I think you have to like kill the mother goose

672
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 1: to like get it out of them.

673
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 2: That's fucking crazy, and that shit is not that good.

674
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 1: I've seen them like squeeze the belly of the girls

675
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 1: and they like piss out of their vagina and the

676
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 1: eggs like I've seen those videos. I watch those like

677
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 1: all the second nerve. I love watching those videos. Yeah no,

678
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 1: literally the the fucking blasters, the gel blasters.

679
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 2: And y'll do that.

680
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 1: Not doing it, You're just I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. Well,

681
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 1: I've been sobbing at twin announcement videos and I want

682
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 1: twins so fucking bad, y'all. I went on like an

683
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 1: hour rampage of watching every single video of twins being

684
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 1: announced to their friends, family, extended family, and loved ones,

685
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 1: and like they were making me cry my fucking eyes out.

686
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 1: They are so cute, just like them being like, yeah,

687
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 1: they're the gender is a girl, and then they're like,

688
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: but also we're having a boy. And then the grandma

689
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 1: will start sobbing and excitement and like all their friends

690
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: will be like, are you fucking kidding me? Like that's

691
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 1: not good, and it's just cute. Just seeing like the

692
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: different relationships people have with their loved ones.

693
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 2: It's crazy. I'm never gonna get that feeling.

694
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm like, we'll have twins. I don't have

695
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 1: I have twins, ferm. I don't want kids.

696
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 2: I literally don't want kids. Like it's actually sometimes it

697
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 2: bums me out because I'm damn, I just have no

698
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 2: maternal calling. But I have come to the conclusion that

699
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 2: it is because I feel like and this isn't me

700
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 2: being like, oh, I care you so much, but I

701
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 2: genuinely do feel like I care like such a motherly

702
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 2: role in a lot of people's lives already, and I

703
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 2: have been for so long that I can't imagine having

704
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 2: my own kids because I'm like, what then I have

705
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 2: to abandon all my other children who were like grown adults.

706
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 1: No, that's like it's like the same idea as like

707
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 1: why I don't seek like a romantic partner's because I

708
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 1: get all the fucking love I need from the people

709
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: I have in my life. I don't need another fucking

710
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 1: person to like what like be annoyed by and do

711
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: s with, Like girl, that's boring. Like literally, I have

712
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 1: my literal left hand, somebody, it's literally like actually both hands.

713
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 1: I have to use both hands, Yeah.

714
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 2: Somebody to like getting caddy arguments with every now and

715
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 2: then and then have to act like that didn't happen.

716
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, bruh. I don't need that.

717
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 2: I don't need I was saying to somebody yesterday. I

718
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 2: was like, I really don't know what any partner in

719
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 2: my lifetime is going to think is gonna fucking happen.

720
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 2: But I'm not living with someone other than Drew, like,

721
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 2: and that's gonna be a really hard like line to cross,

722
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 2: because why the fuck would I want to live with you? Like,

723
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 2: are you actually kidding me? Like I get so much

724
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 2: joy to living with Drew and Josh when whatever he's around,

725
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 2: like that is like my ideal situation is like living

726
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 2: with my friends. I'm not living with your funky, fucking

727
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 2: weird ass.

728
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 1: They hit the lottery and make eighty seven billion dollars

729
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: so I can build a compound for all of us

730
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 1: to all have our own houses, but they're like within

731
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 1: like a mile of each other, or like within like

732
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 1: three hundred yards of each other, so we can just

733
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: like come over every day and key like this and

734
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 1: walk through the like fields with like all the flowers

735
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 1: and my sheep roaming around.

736
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 3: That's what Charles Manson did.

737
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we're doing it with love, Okay, It's well, no,

738
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: I want I want us to like kill people and

739
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 1: have sex.

740
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 2: Yes with just me everyone, bro, We've literally I like

741
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 2: we've made this joke to each other. But I was like,

742
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 2: I don't know what's gonna happen when we're old as

743
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 2: fucking We're too lazy to go fuck somebody else's gonna

744
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 2: have with our bund Like we're just gonna have to

745
00:33:58,760 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 2: make it work.

746
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 1: Like I don't know what's gonna happen. We'll figure it out.

747
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 2: But yeah, that just I've been thinking a lot about

748
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 2: like traditionalism and how fought removed. I feel like we

749
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 2: are from it, and I feel like this generation in general,

750
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:15,319
Speaker 2: like there's been there's always been a shift in view

751
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 2: of like family versus chosen family. But I feel like,

752
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:23,240
Speaker 2: oddly enough, all of our close friends are very close

753
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 2: to their like birthed family and their chosen family. And

754
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 2: I've just been thinking a lot about how like that

755
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 2: is actually so intense of like a balance to be

756
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 2: weighing for people, and like we just naturally do it.

757
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 2: And humans have just been freaking me out because I'm like, Wow,

758
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:38,360
Speaker 2: this life is really just like filling your time with

759
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 2: people you love.

760
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: And what magic. It's magical. We're startups. We're meteorites combined

761
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 1: with gases from the star, spinning on a ball. My

762
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 1: family inside of a meat sack controlled by our subconscious.

763
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 2: Also, I don't feel like I need kids because I'm

764
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 2: already like mourning the like the growing into adulthood that

765
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:06,399
Speaker 2: my little siblings are experiencing, which is freaking me out.

766
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 2: Like yeah, all I could think about is that my

767
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 2: little sister is going to be seventeen next year, and

768
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 2: that freaks me out. Like it's so beautiful because like

769
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 2: she's grown into her own person and like she doesn't

770
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 2: listen to the podcast so I can say this, and

771
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 2: she didn't tell me your business, and I won't tell

772
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,320
Speaker 2: her business because she didn't fucking tell me it. But

773
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 2: it was actually really sweet, like she I think like

774
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 2: got her heart broken a little bit, and she called

775
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,840
Speaker 2: me and she facetimeed me, and she's like she's a

776
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 2: very like interesting character. She reminds me a lot of

777
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 2: me when I was younger, where like I wasn't very vulnerable,

778
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 2: but obviously I wanted to keep people close until I

779
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 2: got to that point. But it was really sweet. She

780
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 2: like called me and she was like crying and she

781
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 2: had her camera off on FaceTime and she was like

782
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 2: where are you know. It's like, oh, I'm in a car,

783
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,840
Speaker 2: like headed to my blah blah, blah, and she was

784
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 2: like okay, and then she was like, I have like

785
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 2: a problem with like a boy or whatever. And I

786
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 2: was like, do you want to talk about it? She's like, no,

787
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 2: I really don't want to cry again. I just wanted

788
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 2: to tell you. And I literally like started tearing up.

789
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 2: I was like, it's okay, whatever, like tell me whenever

790
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 2: you're ready. And then I just like started to try

791
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 2: to talk to her about like stupid shit something get

792
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 2: her mind off of it. But it freaks me out

793
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,839
Speaker 2: that like, but I guess in that sense, that's when

794
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh damn, I would like to have a

795
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 2: kid because it is sweet and I do think I

796
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 2: could be a good mother. I could be a good mother.

797
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 1: I think the way I feel about my nephew right now,

798
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 1: like where he was like wanted to be my best

799
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 1: friend for like three years of his life from like

800
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,479
Speaker 1: eight to eleven or whatever, and now he's like hitting

801
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 1: that age where he's like getting too cool and like

802
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 1: doesn't want to hang out with me. That hurts more

803
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 1: than anything in the world. And if my fucking kid

804
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 1: did that to me, I'd kicket in the fucking mid

805
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,800
Speaker 1: It's like a fucking play don't fucking play with Literally

806
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 1: that's since I have that rhetoric in my head, I'm like,

807
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 1: I can't have a kid, like, I literally can't not

808
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:51,359
Speaker 1: right now.

809
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,839
Speaker 3: I want children because you're afraid of getting cool guy.

810
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 2: But yeah, d I feel like it's inevitable because I

811
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 2: had that with all my siblings, like of every eight,

812
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 2: like there just came a point, especially because I by

813
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 2: fall like I play. I felt like I played such

814
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 2: a like parental role in all my siblings' lives. So

815
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 2: even with my older siblings, there was like a three

816
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 2: year span where they felt like they couldn't talk to

817
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 2: me because I was such a like parental figure in

818
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 2: terms of when they would speak to me. I would

819
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 2: try to give them advice and try to help them

820
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 2: and like help them traverse through certain issues. And I

821
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,839
Speaker 2: think that kind of bit me in the ass, where

822
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,879
Speaker 2: they felt a distance for me because I wasn't able

823
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 2: to be a friend. I was so busy trying to

824
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,320
Speaker 2: like help parent them. And I feel like that's the

825
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 2: thing with kids, is like they want to be your

826
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 2: friend whatever, but then once it gets to the like

827
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:42,320
Speaker 2: authoritarian role that you have to play in those people's lives,

828
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 2: they just naturally will turn away from it because they

829
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:47,840
Speaker 2: don't want that. They just want somebody to like be around.

830
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 2: I feel like that's like the hardest part of parenthood

831
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 2: is having to navigate that and like pick your like

832
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,799
Speaker 2: parenting style and like what works for you and your kid.

833
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 2: But also I feel like a lot of people just

834
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 2: get lucky and they get really close to their kids.

835
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 2: Like my mom is like one of those people who

836
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:07,240
Speaker 2: she's been really good with being friends with her kids.

837
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 2: Sometimes almost too good at being a friend, but like

838
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:11,840
Speaker 2: I feel.

839
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: Like that works until we were eighteen to be friends.

840
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,439
Speaker 2: I'deel like there's a balancing act you have to play

841
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 2: with it.

842
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was cool, we just had one of those.

843
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:23,400
Speaker 1: We exist inside of the context of falling out of

844
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: the coconut tree or whatever the fuck you think.

845
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 2: You just fell out of a coconut tree. You exist

846
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 2: within the context of everything that has happened.

847
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: And everything which you are, yeah, or whatever the fuck

848
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 1: it is. Well, there's a fucking fake waterfall in China, y'all,

849
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 1: Like there is an act and playing it like it's real.

850
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. No, That's what I was

851
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 1: saying out The people are like losing their fucking minds

852
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: over this waterfall, Like basically it's a real waterfall, but

853
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 1: during the dry season they pump water out of a

854
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 1: tube at the top of the waterfall and make it

855
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 1: look like it. And in the people's defense, they didn't

856
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: say anything about it. They come lely, we're just lying

857
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: and acting like it was a real waterfall, sprang over

858
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 1: the edge. So then, like everybody, when they found out

859
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,359
Speaker 1: that this waterfall and it's a gorgeous waterfall, then when

860
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 1: they found out it was fake, they were like, bro,

861
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:14,800
Speaker 1: what the fuck We've been lied to. We've been tricked.

862
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 1: And then all of the fucking like flat eartha, flat,

863
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: I'm a flat eartha. Where in the comments like being like, see,

864
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 1: the world is a stage and we're just playing.

865
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 5: Officials have apologized after a video emerged that appears to

866
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:30,320
Speaker 5: show China's tallest waterfall being fed by a pipe in

867
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 5: the rock. The oneenty twenty four foot tall Yuntai Mountain

868
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:36,720
Speaker 5: waterfall features formations that date back more than a billion years,

869
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 5: drawing in millions of tourists, but it is seemingly fed

870
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 5: by a pipe in the rock. What happened next was weirder.

871
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 5: Officials made a bizarre social media post apologizing as the waterfall.

872
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 5: I didn't expect to meet everyone this way. I made

873
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 5: a small enhancement during the dry season only so I

874
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 5: would look my best to meet my friends.

875
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 2: I don't think that shit is that deep. But also

876
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:57,399
Speaker 2: like my special interests bodies of water, and I don't

877
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 2: give a fuck where the body of water came from.

878
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 2: I'm getting in that bit like I'm literally unless it's

879
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:02,319
Speaker 2: like a puddle.

880
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: Body of tea.

881
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 2: My special interest was cruise ships, and I know about

882
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 2: every cruise crash cruise ships. What is that I'm going

883
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 2: cruising later tonight.

884
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 1: I have a stand up joke with that bit in there. Ship.

885
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: Are you already cat got your tongue? We'll get him

886
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 1: out of your mouth. That's unsanitary. Beat around the bush?

887
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 1: They say, why the fuck am I seeing a guy

888
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 1: a jerk off and blast rope around the bush? Beat

889
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:39,879
Speaker 1: around the bush? Uh, why are you punching my dick?

890
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 1: When I'm on the airplane, Oh, this is more impressions.

891
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 1: When I'm on the airplane, I always hear the pilot

892
00:40:53,160 --> 00:41:00,320
Speaker 1: on the intercom saying, dude, this is your captain's speaking.

893
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: Expect some turbulence in the next three minutes and his

894
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 1: mom is walking down the aisle. I was on a

895
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:12,919
Speaker 1: cruise ship, not that type of cruise weirdohs.

896
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 2: That?

897
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 1: And the boat was rocking like crazy. It rocked the boat, Hey,

898
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 1: rock the rock the boat. And I look out of

899
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 1: the window and I see Kai's mama swimming next to

900
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: the ocean or in the ocean next to the boat.

901
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 1: The waves were huge, Bob Whish, you know how communie

902
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:45,400
Speaker 1: zoo sound effects like washing socks is like reverse gambling.

903
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 1: Every time I put two in, I get one out.

904
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,360
Speaker 2: I feel like that could apply to just regular gambling.

905
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,439
Speaker 1: Some people look at me and think I'm gay. Well

906
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 1: I say, yes, of course i am. I'm so happy

907
00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:58,799
Speaker 1: and I love love.

908
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

909
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 1: Donald Trump is so orange. I get hungry when I

910
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,399
Speaker 1: see him, and I almost ate him because he looks

911
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: like a cheeto. Oka Safari is crazy. How does the

912
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 1: Internet and the animals co exist? I think they'd be

913
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 1: attacking each other and eating the Internet cable. You know,

914
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 1: the sharks that ate the Internet cable try to take

915
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 1: us down. I think that was it. Straight mail listeners,

916
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 1: I am with you. We are in this together. Oh wait,

917
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 1: I'm like looking right here, like the cameras right there,

918
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 1: straight mail listeners. I am with you, we are in

919
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 1: this together. A lot of people like to comment like, oh,

920
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:51,320
Speaker 1: why are you listening to this podcast? It's like for

921
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 1: the girls and the gays, like, no, we're here and

922
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 1: we're doing this together. This one had let you know

923
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 1: you scare me? Hm, well since it wrote a whole

924
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 1: album about me and I didn't even realize it. I

925
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:09,439
Speaker 1: didn't even realize it. Bro hold on, look what's it called.

926
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 1: It's controlling s O S. She wrote two albums about me.

927
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 2: Those were all about you.

928
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 1: Yes, this song Tuesday, Faday, Saturday, she was cheating on me? Saturday, Saturday, Sunday.

929
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 1: What is the boys? Saturday, Honday, Monday, Monday?

930
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 2: Hey, what are the Saturdays for?

931
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: Saturdaysday? Monday? No?

932
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:40,400
Speaker 2: What are the saturdays for?

933
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 1: Philday?

934
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:46,320
Speaker 2: Phil? What are Saturdays for? Sunday? Saturday, Monday?

935
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 5: No?

936
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 2: No?

937
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:48,360
Speaker 4: What else are they for?

938
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 2: Saturday?

939
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 5: Saturdays are for the Saturday?

940
00:43:54,560 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 1: No, Monday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday Sunday.

941
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 2: Like was he like on a fucking like kalannapin? Why

942
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:08,799
Speaker 2: was he like so da?

943
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 1: He was probably drunk as fuck because they were at

944
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 1: the bar Okay, I have a hypothetical for you and ya.

945
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:17,760
Speaker 1: Would you rather kill me or take two of Azol's

946
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 1: legs from him?

947
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:18,919
Speaker 2: Oh?

948
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 1: No, and you have to eat the legs.

949
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 2: Oh I have to eat the legs. No, I'm not

950
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 2: doing I'm killing myself.

951
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 1: No, you have to eat kill me or as well?

952
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 1: I love you legs, so you're killing me?

953
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 2: Well, no, if I don't have to eat the legs,

954
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:35,760
Speaker 2: I'll take Azol's fucking legs. Oh, that's be so annoying.

955
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: Which one is it?

956
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take Azol's legs? Like, like, why do you

957
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 2: think of that?

958
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I saw like a handicapped

959
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 1: cast a little shit on my bed. Oh, yeah, he's over, y'all.

960
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:50,879
Speaker 1: Azola's dead ass over.

961
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 2: Like I literally came home from a day that was

962
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 2: already like taxing whatever, boohoo, Karma river, and I go

963
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,800
Speaker 2: into my room and there's a fuck turred on my

964
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 2: bed and now I'm terrified, and I haven't replaced my

965
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 2: covers because I'm scared for shitting on it.

966
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:09,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry, And you know that's like really hard.

967
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 1: My life is really well, I forget what we were watching,

968
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: but they mentioned the idea that like or like when

969
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 1: the first movie premiered on the silver screen, it was

970
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 1: like it was like a recording of a train Median. Yeah,

971
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 1: it was like a recording of a train, and the

972
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 1: people in the audience literally ran out of the audience

973
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 1: because they thought the train was gonna like hit them

974
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 1: because they'd never seen I mean, it makes sense they'd

975
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 1: never seen a moving picture before in their life, but

976
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,919
Speaker 1: just the idea of that was like fucking killing us.

977
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,359
Speaker 2: Like that is so embarrassing too, Like, imagine how those

978
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 2: people fell after I'm.

979
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 1: Gonna I'm gonna run at the camera and they're gonna

980
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:54,839
Speaker 1: jump out of the way.

981
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:57,839
Speaker 2: Are you gonna do that right now? You're probably gonna

982
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 2: trip on fucking I looked and.

983
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 1: Saw, I saw, I didn't trip.

984
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 2: You tripped.

985
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 1: I didn't trip.

986
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:03,720
Speaker 2: You attacked me and then tripped.

987
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:04,840
Speaker 1: Well you deserved it.

988
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 2: I was just trying to be.

989
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 1: Nice and I don't give a fuck because it hurt me.

990
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 2: I love chapel Rone.

991
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:17,320
Speaker 1: Don't fucking look at me cause I won't.

992
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 3: I won't look at you.

993
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 1: Chapel Rone more like chapless or apples chap aciles chaps

994
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 1: inside of a chapel.

995
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 3: In Rome.

996
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 1: That's a good one.

997
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:32,839
Speaker 3: That was really good.

998
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 1: Can I get the chapel Roneberger hold the statue of

999
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 1: Liberty Sauce extra joint.

1000
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 2: Burger h O T t O g O h O

1001
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 2: T t O t O O g oh fuck like bitch,

1002
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 2: she literally does it with her arms. How do you

1003
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 2: not know?

1004
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just don't know. Well, okay, I

1005
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 1: drink two days in a row.

1006
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 3: Are you serious?

1007
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1008
00:46:58,760 --> 00:46:59,479
Speaker 3: You probably, bitch.

1009
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 2: When he said is that, he means he had a

1010
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,439
Speaker 2: sip of a fucking whiskey sour and was like, whoa,

1011
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 2: I was crazy, and then immediately got hired and went

1012
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 2: up to the room. And then the next day, I

1013
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 2: will say he chugged a drink by the pool and

1014
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:13,320
Speaker 2: then complained about it for an hour. I was like,

1015
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:14,840
Speaker 2: I hate that. I don't know why I did that.

1016
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 2: I hate that. I hate it.

1017
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: I drink for two days in a row. That's technically

1018
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 1: I went crazy. I went crazy. I lost my fucking mind.

1019
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 1: And Loki was three nights in a row because I

1020
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,640
Speaker 1: did have a sip of your whiskey sour the night before.

1021
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 2: That's true.

1022
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 1: I was black out, guys. It's a slippery slope.

1023
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:32,319
Speaker 3: Y'all.

1024
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,959
Speaker 1: All I can think about is wanting to drink.

1025
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,720
Speaker 3: I can't do it anymore. I had three drinks this weekend,

1026
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 3: and then I woke up the next morning and I

1027
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,240
Speaker 3: wanted to blow my brains out.

1028
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 2: Back to Yeah, I really don't like alcohol. That's it.

1029
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 2: I don't have much else to say.

1030
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 1: I love alcohol. I think alcohol is a good thing

1031
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 1: for everybody, everybody involved.

1032
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,240
Speaker 2: Well, I don't remember if I've told this story before,

1033
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 2: but I was thinking about how last year when me

1034
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 2: and a and We're in Portugal for our trip. I

1035
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 2: was really high and we were saying at this like

1036
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:08,360
Speaker 2: this home that had like a little ledge and pillars

1037
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 2: inside of it. And then she was like, she was like,

1038
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 2: for some reason, this home gives me like Sharon Tate vibes.

1039
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 1: And I was like what.

1040
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 2: And I didn't know how Sharon Tate died, and she

1041
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 2: told me, and I have never been so scared in

1042
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,800
Speaker 2: my whole fucking life, Like I was actually petrified. I

1043
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 2: was so scared. Wait, something else scared me the other night.

1044
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, I was talking about something. Oh no, actually no,

1045
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 2: that wasn't the other night. I was really scared recently

1046
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 2: when I was high because I was convinced I was

1047
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 2: going to go to hell.

1048
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 1: Well, yeah you are. I didn't do any Let's talk

1049
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 1: about what you do in front of the church.

1050
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 2: That's what was freaking me out. But we don't need

1051
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 2: to get into details. But I actually was really like.

1052
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:51,320
Speaker 2: One of my friends was like, oh, do you believe

1053
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 2: in heaven and Hell? And I was like no. And

1054
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 2: then she was like, but if hell is real, that's

1055
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,400
Speaker 2: an eternity. Do you understand how long that is? And

1056
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 2: that thought carried into me being really high that night,

1057
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 2: and I was like.

1058
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: Religion is so fucking scary, bro, Like, bitch, you're scaring

1059
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:12,799
Speaker 1: it's scary. You're scaring me. You're scaring me. That's why

1060
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 1: I started Druth the Truth, and I am the leader.

1061
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 2: The idea of some of the things that people think

1062
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 2: will get you sent to hell though, is crazy, bitch.

1063
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 2: I'm just having on the.

1064
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: Book Adam and Steve more like Florence in the Machine.

1065
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:33,360
Speaker 2: Floren's in the Machine, like, because I like Florence.

1066
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 1: No, you're a vibrator.

1067
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, my back hurts so bad, but I like

1068
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,800
Speaker 2: refuse to go to a chiropractor because I do not

1069
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 2: believe in chiropractors. Like I think that was their biggest

1070
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 2: dam of all. They're fine, they just beat you the

1071
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 2: fuck up and not supposed to help.

1072
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:52,240
Speaker 1: Like there's actually that occurred from chiropractors.

1073
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm looking that up.

1074
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 1: I need to, Like it's gotta be in the thousands.

1075
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, when they crack people's necks, it looks it looks

1076
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 3: you could easily.

1077
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 1: Fuck that up.

1078
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1079
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 1: No, And like when I was there, like I was

1080
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 1: getting backshots like crazy, like they kept breaking my back

1081
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:08,439
Speaker 1: and like bnding me over and shit, it was like crazy.

1082
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 3: Dude, I'm not a chiropractor. I'm not a license.

1083
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 2: Twenty six fatalities were published in the medical literature, and

1084
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:17,320
Speaker 2: many more might have remained unpublished since I don't know,

1085
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 2: because if that's in a year, twenty five deaths per

1086
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:24,360
Speaker 2: seventy five years would mean that roughly thirty three deaths

1087
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 2: occur each year.

1088
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:27,799
Speaker 1: Oh my fucking god, that's a lot.

1089
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 2: Like damn, bitch, and I would be the bitch to

1090
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:30,520
Speaker 2: fucking die.

1091
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 1: No, it's not worth it, for real. I went to

1092
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,880
Speaker 1: one for like a year, and all they did was

1093
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,320
Speaker 1: just put me through fucking radiation and take like a

1094
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 1: fucking X ray scan in my body and just tell me, yep,

1095
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: everything looks good, but we have to do this, this

1096
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 1: and this, and they would just do that like every

1097
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 1: two months, and it was just completely useless because my

1098
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 1: back still hurts and now I'm out of a lot

1099
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 1: of money. So like it was it was your magnets.

1100
00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 3: Because I put your ankles behind your ears the other day.

1101
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 1: Well fixed me that, like gave me relief. On Mysiatica.

1102
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:07,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, that scene in Challengers at the very beginning, do

1103
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:07,840
Speaker 3: you remember that?

1104
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 2: No, we only saw it once because you saw it

1105
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 2: eight times, so you know every scene, Like I could

1106
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 2: probably write out like the full script of Challengers by

1107
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 2: like memory, including the detailed of like so and so

1108
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:22,960
Speaker 2: walked into the room interior day.

1109
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 3: I honestly, it is getting to that point. I just

1110
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 3: there's a scene where he gets stretched out at the beginning,

1111
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 3: he gets all stretched out, Oh I.

1112
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 1: Think I do. Oh yeah, and his bullege was out

1113
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 1: and yeah yeah yeah yeah, mm hmm. Chicken in the media.

1114
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:45,239
Speaker 2: Chicken and media. That's what it's like, he said, chicken the.

1115
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:50,080
Speaker 1: Media again, my media is controlled by Sissa. She wrote

1116
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 1: it about me. So uh and then what's that one

1117
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 1: Taylor Swiss song Drew looks at me. I write a

1118
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 1: note so he won't see.

1119
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 2: I actually don't know.

1120
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 1: Fuck drew me fakes mess.

1121
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:05,959
Speaker 2: He will so he will see.

1122
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 1: Okay, here drops on my guitar because that's the other

1123
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:10,280
Speaker 1: song I was written about me. And then that fucking

1124
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:15,320
Speaker 1: Sabrina Carpenter. Wait was that one about me?

1125
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 2: No, you're thinking of Billie Eilish, Yeah is it?

1126
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 1: I'm so drew Yes, I forget.

1127
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 2: And then.

1128
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 1: The whole Drake and Kanye joint concert experience.

1129
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 2: That's your media of the week, Like what are you saying?

1130
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 2: How are you trying to how is he trying to

1131
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:46,399
Speaker 2: make the week about him?

1132
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,839
Speaker 1: Because that was that was all about me? They did

1133
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 1: that for me.

1134
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 3: Oh I totally forgot about that.

1135
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 1: They did it to battle out like a who want me?

1136
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 1: Who want me? Who want me? Well, my media of the.

1137
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 2: Week is please Please Please Sabrina Carpenter.

1138
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,319
Speaker 1: And then that's said Taylor Swift song right bruh.

1139
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 2: He is asked that Taylor's of like eight times on

1140
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 2: ironically Sympathy is a knife and everything is romantic and

1141
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 2: girls so confusing Off the Charlie.

1142
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:17,240
Speaker 1: X X album.

1143
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:21,960
Speaker 3: Did you hear the two new ones that just dropped? There.

1144
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 3: I think they're some of the best songs.

1145
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:24,760
Speaker 2: Damn.

1146
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 3: I think it's uh yeah, they're both. Yeah, they're both

1147
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:29,400
Speaker 3: about you.

1148
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm okay good and now he'll listen.

1149
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 3: They're about a mean girl. No, it's guess. And then

1150
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 3: the one that she was teasy on TikTok spring Breakers.

1151
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:43,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, sick, yeah No. That album's rollout

1152
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 1: was so fucking sick, Like I haven't seen a good

1153
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,360
Speaker 1: album rollout in like a couple of years. And that

1154
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:55,960
Speaker 1: one eight down like that fucking wall, like her pulling

1155
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,279
Speaker 1: down the fucking curtain at the concert what is it

1156
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 1: lo Lapolooza or whatever there Salona.

1157
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it was all for some reason. That

1158
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:05,160
Speaker 2: clip cracked me up because she was standing at the

1159
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 2: wall for so long. But I love her so much,

1160
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:12,840
Speaker 2: but it was cracking me up, like you're just standing

1161
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 2: and like waiting for the right moment. But yeah, the

1162
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 2: rollout is really good. The live stream of the wall

1163
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,439
Speaker 2: has been really good. That album is just really good. Also,

1164
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 2: I'm bolding, I'm literally bold.

1165
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 1: I noticed that, and you know I'm bolding you see that.

1166
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 1: I do see that.

1167
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, Fuck, isn't it couldn't that just be from like ponytail. Yeah,

1168
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,759
Speaker 3: you're saying she's she has male powdered.

1169
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 5: Girl.

1170
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 1: No, you know, you're just looking at it too much.

1171
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:45,280
Speaker 2: Look at that though I could see it on the camera.

1172
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 2: Look how bad it looks on camera?

1173
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 1: Oh shit, it actually does look crazy on camera. Wait

1174
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 1: look at my hair? Oh my god, do you see

1175
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 1: that over there?

1176
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna get a breast for use.

1177
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that is your vibe for the summer.

1178
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want small boobs. I'm tired.

1179
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 1: Well that's fucking boring and I'm not going to touch

1180
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:14,360
Speaker 1: you with a ten foot pole. After you get your bobs.

1181
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:16,279
Speaker 2: I can't wait to have my small boobs out and

1182
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:17,320
Speaker 2: not get arrested for it.

1183
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:21,920
Speaker 3: We can recover together. Because I'm getting bones stretching, I'm

1184
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 3: trying to hit six three three six three the perfect time.

1185
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,160
Speaker 1: I was also getting that surgery.

1186
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 3: Are you actually yeah, where are you getting?

1187
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:31,080
Speaker 2: That's so embarrassing?

1188
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:31,760
Speaker 1: Turkey.

1189
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 3: I'm going to Turkey also.

1190
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,840
Speaker 1: But I'm getting like seven inches added on because I'm like, oh, I.

1191
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:38,799
Speaker 3: Could cut your hell is short and I'm not as short.

1192
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 1: So no, because I want to be an India.

1193
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 2: So we literally said in an episode, like so long ago,

1194
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 2: you're five foot three, I.

1195
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 1: Forget about it.

1196
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 3: I'm five four.

1197
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 1: I'm five four, five to four with the inserts.

1198
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 3: We gave you five five if I posture max.

1199
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 1: And but it's normally five to two without shoe without shoe.

1200
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

1201
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:02,400
Speaker 1: I barely lit hath one O tricks point never answers me.

1202
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 1: Arthur Russell. Oh bitch, I've been watching H two O

1203
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:13,839
Speaker 1: by oh fuck, just add water the Mermaid TV show.

1204
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 1: I watched four episodes last night, fucking horrible, but like

1205
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 1: it was unlocking and doing things to my brain that

1206
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:25,759
Speaker 1: I fully wasn't prepared for. And now I want to

1207
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:28,279
Speaker 1: be a Mermaid, and I want a Mermaid Tale, and

1208
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:31,839
Speaker 1: I want to be able to freeze, boil and move

1209
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 1: water with my mind.

1210
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:34,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should be able to do that.

1211
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,680
Speaker 1: They're basically water benders from Avatar.

1212
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1213
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 2: So I love Arthur Russell trying to find the the

1214
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:47,280
Speaker 2: song that he has a lyric that like I feel

1215
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 2: like Charlie sampled, but I can't remember. Fuck whatever. All right,

1216
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 2: thank you guys for watching a bye h b uh

1217
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:00,839
Speaker 2: bu uh b b b bah bah