Speaker 1: Look man, Oh, I see you.
Speaker 2: And look over there is that culture. Yes, goodness lost culture,
Speaker 2: lost culture calling. We need some laughter today.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, on a week like this, I used to
Speaker 3: dream better days.
Speaker 2: I used to dream and I hoped I'd never wake up.
Speaker 3: I had my first amazing sleep of I guess the year,
Speaker 3: but I guess the last like six months. I've been
Speaker 3: sleeping so bad. What what? What would you attribute your
Speaker 3: good sleep to?
Speaker 2: No more, I'm ask no more.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're not using it anymore.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. I think it's the winter time. This is
Speaker 3: so deeply boring to talk about.
Speaker 2: But let's just skip it. Let's skip. We need to No, No,
Speaker 2: I don't kind of pasture.
Speaker 3: It's I don't like the pasture that you have right now,
Speaker 3: a gas bit.
Speaker 1: Because I have an explanation as to why I'm sitting like.
Speaker 3: This ahead, So why don't we just do so? You
Speaker 3: had a first thing you wanted to say? Quote this
Speaker 3: the first thing. Sarah brought a gun to the studio,
Speaker 3: and that's what she wanted us to say. You better,
Speaker 3: I have a first thing to say, and you better
Speaker 3: ask me again, even though this is not what we
Speaker 3: do with our repeat guests, Ask me again, what was
Speaker 3: the culture of the state cultures for me?
Speaker 2: What's your explanation for this?
Speaker 1: I have to say like this because as you know,
Speaker 1: I came to the studio today with a triangle head.
Speaker 3: Which means is my is my hair a triangle a
Speaker 3: pyramid head like in Silent, I couldn't tell if you
Speaker 3: wanted to be told yes or no.
Speaker 1: I just like know, if you guys were my friends,
Speaker 1: you could be like, girl, you do have triangle had today,
Speaker 1: but that's okay, And just Rocket told you what you have?
Speaker 3: You have It's not a triangle shape. It's an isasa.
Speaker 3: He drawn a twenty sided figure, not the name.
Speaker 1: Because I said, draw boots. Do you look that up?
Speaker 2: Twenty sided? A twenty sided figure drawn?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I thought you were in it for
Speaker 1: being hilarious.
Speaker 2: Point. I saw Sagon.
Speaker 3: I saw the TV Sagon. I saw the TV Gloster.
Speaker 3: I saw the TV glost I drink the other night
Speaker 3: I saw Segon. Sure our guest is a cast Now
Speaker 3: are on Saturday Night Live. She's been on the show before.
Speaker 3: She is, you know, just one of our great friends,
Speaker 3: one of our great Although this is can I just
Speaker 3: say the power of the room directed by Jane Champion,
Speaker 3: the power of the room. This is the first time
Speaker 3: that three of us have been in the room together. No,
Speaker 3: you know what happened. I took a very short hiatus.
Speaker 3: I believe it was a one episode hiatus. You were
Speaker 3: in Vegas in Kelly Clarks.
Speaker 2: I was in Vegas.
Speaker 3: Doing my thing and you were the guests, and I
Speaker 3: was like, great, now I have to have her turn obviously,
Speaker 3: right back around and come back.
Speaker 1: That's actually crazy. Why because it's there was one episode
Speaker 1: you weren't on and it just happened to be the
Speaker 1: episode that your sister was on. I know it was
Speaker 1: Island Runner running. We like the same things. I guess
Speaker 1: your thing is going to Vegas see Kelly Larks.
Speaker 2: That would be yours. It could be yours too.
Speaker 3: You want to come? I'm going again to see Mariah Shanaiah.
Speaker 3: I literally just found out that I'm available and I'm.
Speaker 1: Going Murash and I Do that mean I'm available to?
Speaker 2: Or yes, it means you're available to. You want to come?
Speaker 1: Either?
Speaker 2: Come?
Speaker 3: Wait, Vegas, Vegas lots. We're going to have such a
Speaker 3: ball a loss. Sarah's this it could be troubling. Is
Speaker 3: she always every week is going we're blacking out this
Speaker 3: week after party.
Speaker 1: By the way, First of all, never once happens. And
Speaker 1: number two, guess how much it takes me to black out?
Speaker 1: Maybe four and a half point two SIPs of one
Speaker 1: geon and tag.
Speaker 2: At all.
Speaker 1: Oh no, not a Sherman tank because they would like
Speaker 1: to think pancakes on the ceiling after a sip.
Speaker 2: You're kidding me, that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Well to blackout immediately I thought.
Speaker 3: Wait, is pancakes on the ceiling? Meeting so hard projectilet
Speaker 3: hits the ceiling and never.
Speaker 1: Like random sauce.
Speaker 2: Wait, what's the reason you were sitting like that?
Speaker 1: So I could just like kind of like you wouldn't
Speaker 1: really see the triangle?
Speaker 2: There's no triangles.
Speaker 3: The correct name of it, She clearly Rebecca clearly said
Speaker 3: she couldn't pronounce it. She threw a bunch of sounds
Speaker 3: together in her mouth and it that's Rebecca.
Speaker 2: I've never even thought of you as being a Rebecca. Rebecca.
Speaker 1: Wait, your necklace literally not to be like whoa she's bringing.
Speaker 3: So with your name on it? Okay, okay, Rebecca. It's
Speaker 3: sort of like how you forget that my full name
Speaker 3: is Matthew. If you really think about it for even
Speaker 3: two seconds, You'll remember, right, but you would have you
Speaker 3: wouldn't have known.
Speaker 1: Wait until you find out about the power of Sarah Nicole.
Speaker 3: Sarah and Sarah Nicole should be your stage name.
Speaker 2: Sarah Sarah Nicole.
Speaker 1: That's my like Ali, it's like your board.
Speaker 3: It's like I just want to see like an Angelina's
Speaker 3: photo and like all over it was just Sarah Nicole.
Speaker 2: You be titties rocking.
Speaker 1: I want I want to Rebecca nameplay that says Jewish
Speaker 1: American princess wall. I'm Sarah Nicole.
Speaker 2: Prison pump it up with Sarah Cole, Jewish American princess.
Speaker 3: Don't you know we have to get into everyone, Please
Speaker 3: welcome into your ears.
Speaker 1: Sarah Sherman, Sarah Triangle Sherman, Sarah the first Nicole, Sara Nicole.
Speaker 2: What was the first thing you had to say? You remember?
Speaker 2: What was that?
Speaker 4: Was it?
Speaker 1: The triangle? The way I just because I knew everybody
Speaker 1: was gonna be like, sorry, your readers are going to
Speaker 1: be opening the book and seeing that.
Speaker 3: I first, I don't like I don't like the way
Speaker 3: that you bid you had poison venom wrapped around every
Speaker 3: word of that.
Speaker 2: Book.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling naughty Today, there's something I can't stop thinking about.
Speaker 3: As we're watching the new season of The Traders. Starah
Speaker 3: has boiled it down to that show basically being people staying.
Speaker 2: To each other.
Speaker 3: But people say, you're being evil, you're being.
Speaker 1: All reality, and like pretense melts away and I forget
Speaker 1: all pretend. But it's like they're forgetting that it's a game.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 3: I love and people are really crying hard and feel betrayed.
Speaker 3: Like when Okay, so spoiler alert for The Traders if
Speaker 3: you haven't watched it, we're gonna talk a little bit
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 2: When Tony got voted out, that was like, you you're
Speaker 2: cop you got him.
Speaker 1: Last year because he was so overwhelmed.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yes, I forgot.
Speaker 1: And that was like the encapsulation of the problem, which
Speaker 1: is like people if they're forgetting that it's a game,
Speaker 1: and they're like literally like you're literally being evil, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Thinking, are evil and your behavior is evil and it's
Speaker 3: been evil ever since the Traders were chosen, ever since
Speaker 3: Alan made his choice. I love whenever they say since
Speaker 3: Alan made Alan himself is actually picking.
Speaker 2: But there's something important in.
Speaker 3: The tone that Sarah's embodying, which is you're being evil?
Speaker 1: Do you guys think like it's like d' indis acting
Speaker 1: evil evil and it's like forgetting the fact that it was. Well,
Speaker 1: that's why they have to say Alan Cumming chose so
Speaker 1: that they remember that evil is not inherent construction, because
Speaker 1: then they get lost in the sauce and they go
Speaker 1: like they start kind They're like, I have to leave
Speaker 1: because evil is a foot. Here's a question.
Speaker 3: Do you believe people are born wicked or do they
Speaker 3: have wickedness through them?
Speaker 1: And this actually goes into the other second thing I
Speaker 1: had to say with the coming into the studio with
Speaker 1: a gun.
Speaker 2: We didn't even know you had a second thing, right, didn't.
Speaker 1: We just knew there was a Remember when I said,
Speaker 1: I texted you guys and I was like, so, when
Speaker 1: are you gonna ask me, like what culture is for me?
Speaker 2: We already asked you the first time you were on
Speaker 2: the show. And I actually, quite frankly, we've had it.
Speaker 2: Pee wee, we understand pee wee about.
Speaker 1: It again, There is a different and it explains actually
Speaker 1: how I feel about the nature of good and evil?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, because actually I know what was the culture
Speaker 3: that made you say culture was for you, Sarah.
Speaker 1: Tell this is the laughing episode. Literally, well it can
Speaker 1: be explained. Let's just take a moment because we're about
Speaker 1: to miss the worldwide meditation because we're recording this podcast
Speaker 1: in honor of David Lynch's memory.
Speaker 3: I was just going to say, you're the perfect person
Speaker 3: to have on this week for many David Lynch, for
Speaker 3: so many reasons.
Speaker 2: Because it's the laughing episode.
Speaker 3: It's the laughing episode. The substance is about to rack
Speaker 3: up lots of oscar.
Speaker 1: It's about to rat. I think I was literally thinking.
Speaker 1: I was sitting on the toilet as I you know,
Speaker 1: as I do, as we all do. And of course,
Speaker 1: actually did you find out? That's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 2: What did you know?
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to do on the toilet for longer
Speaker 1: than ten minutes?
Speaker 2: Have you ever have something more unfair?
Speaker 3: It's really it's it's such a beautiful place. It's the
Speaker 3: best place to remain.
Speaker 2: I love remaining there.
Speaker 3: I said there sometimes and I'm like, I'm gonna remain, remain,
Speaker 3: not exit, remain, I will remain.
Speaker 1: What am I thinking of? What remains? Is that an
Speaker 1: Oprah's bestseller?
Speaker 2: What remains Christmas Seller?
Speaker 1: What remains do you? Does anyone have the.
Speaker 2: Capability of You're thinking of what lies? What lies?
Speaker 3: You're thinking of what happened by Hillary Clinton, which was
Speaker 3: about the election, but.
Speaker 1: You're thinking what remains awesome? What remains access.
Speaker 2: I think you're thinking of I couldn't be that you're
Speaker 2: thinking of the good Earth by Pearls.
Speaker 1: I think that's what I'm.
Speaker 2: So what was the culture that man? You say culture?
Speaker 1: I do think I really I think we we do
Speaker 1: have to be taking a moment for last. Culture is
Speaker 1: just to say, David Lynch, Okay, yeah, so I think
Speaker 1: I produce you.
Speaker 2: I basically know nothing. I am so illiterate with David.
Speaker 3: We've actually been saying now for several months that we're
Speaker 3: going to get into Twin Peaks.
Speaker 1: You should you know why? You guys should? You love
Speaker 1: beautiful women and you love intrigue love.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's actually true. That's actually so true.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to spoil anything, but basically, in
Speaker 1: the larger in the three season arc of Twin Peaks,
Speaker 1: you guys are looking at me so seriously.
Speaker 2: Because you're you're a expert.
Speaker 1: I just think that it's like you guys really take
Speaker 1: women's voices seriously.
Speaker 2: You literally go, you guys are being evil.
Speaker 3: You guys are being evil, actually really evil. Do you
Speaker 3: think you be a good trader or a bad trader?
Speaker 2: You'd be an amazing trader.
Speaker 1: I think no, because remember every time in a sketch,
Speaker 1: I have to act serious.
Speaker 2: Well, you're like Carolyn in a way, like you're like
Speaker 2: you're so hard to pin down.
Speaker 1: It's like she's acting crazy.
Speaker 3: It's like you're both the same in that way. Everyone's like, oh,
Speaker 3: Sarah's being Sarah, but in fact she is deep down.
Speaker 1: But do the face that I do when I'm trying
Speaker 1: to act serious.
Speaker 3: This is this is if you tell Sarah she has
Speaker 3: to like be like serious or keep a straight face
Speaker 3: in his sketches, this is the best you can do.
Speaker 2: I notice it you're doing a straight man role. Is
Speaker 2: my favorite.
Speaker 1: Because it's like we are on stage doing a comedy show,
Speaker 1: right serious, but you but Sarah, But Sarah is truly
Speaker 1: joy And then like I happened to be laughing and
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, you're in a court scene, and so
Speaker 1: I'm like.
Speaker 2: Can you do your court face please?
Speaker 3: But Sarah was in the nos Faratu prosthetics this Saturday,
Speaker 3: she slayed by the way, and meanwhile, like it's she's
Speaker 3: supposed to look terrifying, but everyone's like, that's the most
Speaker 3: adorable person of ever.
Speaker 1: Alstair did call me at ten am the next morning
Speaker 1: and said, did you know that you actually looked like
Speaker 1: a supermodel?
Speaker 2: You did? You were so captivating? You have never looked
Speaker 2: to say that, did you actually?
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, I know, my arms are
Speaker 1: so skinny. It was like insane because like when when
Speaker 1: you have a hunchback and like kind of like does
Speaker 1: the optical illusion where it's like your arm actually starts.
Speaker 3: Oh you do, like the Liah Michelle thing like this, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: can you were like but like skinny? She caught cigarette
Speaker 3: dangling from the lips, not Fasera, not Sarah Heroin. She
Speaker 3: to Monstro Sarah Monstros, Sarah Nicols. Who when you say
Speaker 3: title like this one, you're a professional. The way it
Speaker 3: rolls off the tongue, like without barrier, That's how you
Speaker 3: know he's a profession How you know I'm professional?
Speaker 2: The way it rolls off my tongue.
Speaker 3: I know when we get the title and Monstros Sarah Nicole,
Speaker 3: is the title.
Speaker 1: The first thing that happens when I'm having a laughing attack,
Speaker 1: is sweating before laughing coming out of my mouth. That's amazing,
Speaker 1: Like you can probably see it glistening and think it's
Speaker 1: like a dewey shine. But I'm profusely sweating because I'm
Speaker 1: laughing so hard.
Speaker 3: Wait on sweating, just to just to talk about the
Speaker 3: Traders one more time? What is going on with Oh?
Speaker 1: I think he's on like crack.
Speaker 2: Is he having some sort of withdrawal?
Speaker 3: Vander Pump rolls. He never acts like that. He goes
Speaker 3: to a Scottish palace where they have no phones or
Speaker 3: he has to travel internationally. Yeah, and then suddenly he
Speaker 3: couldn't sit bill and he's sweating so much more than yes.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you guys, actually something that I was
Speaker 1: too afraid to admit like four minutes ago.
Speaker 2: I don't have to be afraid in here.
Speaker 1: As soon as they spoiler alert, as soon as they stop,
Speaker 1: as soon as they voted after Rinda, I literally this
Speaker 1: is I was watching with my boyfriend. I am like this,
Speaker 1: what's this? I can't keep well, I can't hold my attention.
Speaker 3: It was actually really rough because they've voted out some
Speaker 3: good people.
Speaker 1: Really that is.
Speaker 2: Gone it's kind of a shame. Yeah, who because then
Speaker 2: and Jeremy, that's crazy. Are you not caught up?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not kidding every time my boyfriend and I'm straight.
Speaker 2: By the way, that's okay.
Speaker 1: Don't let the shirt betray you. I'm standing with my
Speaker 1: straight girls.
Speaker 2: What did I say about your shirt that's giving SpongeBob?
Speaker 1: Because look, that's what you meant.
Speaker 2: I was like, what SpongeBob is? This is this sponge like?
Speaker 3: I thought she was like, Oh, we thought I was
Speaker 3: calling you like I thought.
Speaker 2: You were just being a bitch.
Speaker 1: I take back what I said about how you guys
Speaker 1: feel about women. Yeah, guys, I don't think what about us?
Speaker 2: What about Dawn Away?
Speaker 3: You know, it's not just katies that listen. Some gig
Speaker 3: guys do listen. Still hot on Kyle's that's Kyle. There's
Speaker 3: a subgroup that we actually we said that we would
Speaker 3: officially induct them.
Speaker 2: No, we can't have five. What do you mean?
Speaker 1: They said we.
Speaker 2: Couldn't have two, They said we couldn't have three, They
Speaker 2: said we couldn't have four. Kyles Welcome, Welcome. We love
Speaker 2: the Kyle with you guys.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. I think about Sarah every day and I smile.
Speaker 1: I have nothing to contribute to the conversation.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 1: I just want to sit here and smile. I just
Speaker 1: want to go guys.
Speaker 3: Try I tell you, whould be so furious about that?
Speaker 3: All the Kyles they want to hear from you. Yeah, there,
Speaker 3: you're that you're a gay icon.
Speaker 1: Are you? I'm not kidding, like, I don't take that lightly.
Speaker 2: And I should.
Speaker 3: If you did, that would be fucked up, especially now
Speaker 3: in the time that we're in.
Speaker 1: He's sworn, like he's getting sworn.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I watched the whole thing.
Speaker 1: How is was he?
Speaker 3: Can I tell you something? Here's my here's my three takeaways.
Speaker 3: It was hell and like a funeral. Two one nice
Speaker 3: thing I'll say I did like Millennia's hat. Three Carrie
Speaker 3: Underwood sounded bad for all of that to go down
Speaker 3: and for her to sound strained and shouty.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, it was not good.
Speaker 1: Are you a Carrie girl?
Speaker 3: Or I can't say I was carry girl. I've never
Speaker 3: really given her proppers on this show. You want to
Speaker 3: know what it is, I've always not had the best feeling.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the vibes have always been weird.
Speaker 3: Does this make you go Buyer's remorse on bo Bis
Speaker 3: do we as a culture? Well, I was von Zie
Speaker 3: Solomon Grilly from the beginning, and I love von Zelle
Speaker 3: and Vonzelle was the singer for game show on period.
Speaker 1: Wait who was long hair? I got my first period?
Speaker 2: And that's the culture that made you say monarchy. I'm bleeding.
Speaker 1: Like it wasn't happening.
Speaker 2: You remember what he was singing, because it was always
Speaker 2: to handle co and mama hand.
Speaker 1: Was it that? Because the way that just sent like
Speaker 1: a reptilian like chill to the bass in my spine.
Speaker 1: He had a brown swede jacket on and was holding
Speaker 1: her guitar.
Speaker 2: He was always loving to happen.
Speaker 3: Tone perfectly, like flat ironed hair, like really straight stuff.
Speaker 1: Laid when you guys said bobys, I thought the guy
Speaker 1: with the gray hair.
Speaker 2: Hot Taylor Haylors.
Speaker 1: He was hot.
Speaker 2: Zus, Sarah, you need to describe your perfect looking man.
Speaker 2: Describe your perfect man.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I think it is. I want
Speaker 1: to preface this by saying, I think because I've been
Speaker 1: a lot of prefacing and pretensing today. I think because
Speaker 1: my boyfriend straight.
Speaker 2: Push your weapons down, Push your weapons down.
Speaker 1: All right? Comm and peace there guys, they're cold, Kyles,
Speaker 1: I comment peace Kyle's and katies like Mariah's and shanaias.
Speaker 2: They're not listening. I forgot she did this.
Speaker 1: Like deathbed vibes. When y'all are on your deathbed, like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah a style you can go like we did that.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know period, Well we're gonna say we ate that,
Speaker 3: and when we're seventy nine.
Speaker 1: We're going to be like servants slay we ate that down?
Speaker 1: Which are death bed for you? Two is gonna be one,
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifteen years old.
Speaker 2: I can actually see it. I gues, I don't want
Speaker 2: to live that long. He's gonna look the same like
Speaker 2: and not the heroin chic Honey, I'm so old and
Speaker 2: for three damn you drive yourself there, old bitch, old bitch. Okay, wait,
Speaker 2: so were we were on a thing the perfect?
Speaker 1: I think because mylor hicks, because I think my beautiful,
Speaker 1: long suffering boyfriend is so like he's so like standard cute, attractive,
Speaker 1: and you know, he invented a new term. What it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: It's when something's cute and beautiful.
Speaker 2: Isn't that beautiful? Isn't that lovely?
Speaker 1: Beautiful? That crazy.
Speaker 2: Really from we want to hear about him?
Speaker 1: Where was he from? Originally from South Sumber's, Chicago, all right,
Speaker 1: and like he's from a town called phlosmore so, of
Speaker 1: course you get building jokes like I wish you'd philosophers.
Speaker 2: Well, what I want to do?
Speaker 1: That bleeding?
Speaker 2: I don't fluss, You don't.
Speaker 1: You're a liar. You have the nicest teeth of the
Speaker 1: show business.
Speaker 2: Just what they're telling you is not true. You don't
Speaker 2: have to do it.
Speaker 1: Oh but did you ever have braces? You're lying?
Speaker 3: And some people think I have crooked teeth, But it's
Speaker 3: because I talk out of one side of my mouth.
Speaker 1: With a smirk like Rachel Maddow, something I found out
Speaker 1: when I had to do my research. Of course, ate
Speaker 1: that by the way, No, by the way, you know
Speaker 1: I at the second my toe came off stage, every
Speaker 1: single person was like, ha, you messed up all your words?
Speaker 1: Who said that? Everyone's live television. Try saying MSNBC ten
Speaker 1: times fast. Okay, I had to say it one time
Speaker 1: and I said ms n B A B.
Speaker 2: You're trying to say it. They could do it if
Speaker 2: you really applied yourself.
Speaker 3: You were you were straining so hard playing a lesbian.
Speaker 3: I know you're such a stragot.
Speaker 1: I think that's what happened, and then my brain just
Speaker 1: started like fritzing out.
Speaker 2: You are a stragot.
Speaker 1: You are literally thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Speaker 3: Can I ask you something before you got emotional when
Speaker 3: we said that you were a gay icon and that
Speaker 3: you really don't take it like I just talk about that.
Speaker 1: Because I mean not to be like this. Who do
Speaker 1: you think besides David Lynch built culture as we know
Speaker 1: it gay guys.
Speaker 2: It feels like you took that away from her from
Speaker 2: black women. That sucks.
Speaker 3: That sucks for you to rob the black women of that,
Speaker 3: and especially this week. Does anyone know it really is
Speaker 3: really hurtful?
Speaker 1: Didn't she okay, I dreamed this or it was real?
Speaker 1: Does And I'm not gonna look it up because that's
Speaker 1: I don't need to be like interfacing with screens right now.
Speaker 1: Didn't she have an episode where she had a bunch.
Speaker 3: Of pedophiles on, well, she had an episode she had
Speaker 3: a bunch of the She had another episode she had
Speaker 3: like victims.
Speaker 2: Today we're hearing the other side.
Speaker 1: I just have this like strong memory of her being
Speaker 1: like I was like two or whatever like this big
Speaker 1: and there was like a bunch of pedophiles on. She
Speaker 1: was like, it sucks that you guys like want have
Speaker 1: sucks with kids. And then I was like watching me,
Speaker 1: like that does suck. Oh my god, that's fun. It's
Speaker 1: a kid. I agree with Oprah. I have to say
Speaker 1: in this dialogue, I'm team Oprah.
Speaker 2: Fuck.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, me being eight, being like I wish an adult
Speaker 1: want to have stuck with. I was in love with
Speaker 1: all my teachers. Really, of course I was like precocious
Speaker 1: little bit who was who.
Speaker 2: Was the one? Oh wow?
Speaker 3: And he's moaning and is this out of shame or
Speaker 3: out of pure sexual frustration? It is just like what,
Speaker 3: I'm afraid of your other lips, Jesus, oh nurse.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid of saying his full name because you could
Speaker 1: find you non't I had an English This is gonna
Speaker 1: send you guys to the moon in a not SpaceX
Speaker 1: rocket ship and a normal rocket.
Speaker 3: Okay, normal one that uses American gas drill, baby drill.
Speaker 3: Something Trump said today at the inauguration about what I
Speaker 3: don't know about drackens baby drill.
Speaker 2: Anyway, what were you saying? Okay, so this is this
Speaker 2: teacher English teacher, English teacher.
Speaker 1: He had a gray and red long beard. Okay, red
Speaker 1: gray hair combed over to the side, much like our president.
Speaker 2: Combed over age demographic one hundred like legit.
Speaker 1: One hundred years old. Every day, would wear like a
Speaker 1: snoopy tie and would the character Snoopy, the character Snoopy
Speaker 1: a funny little tie, and he me and my best
Speaker 1: friend in high school, Emily, would sit in the parking
Speaker 1: lot and watch him smoke his pipe in his car
Speaker 1: during lunch break and just be like, that is so
Speaker 1: fucking hot.
Speaker 2: It's giving. What's the guy's name, the giver, the give,
Speaker 2: it's giving the giver, Oh, my god, the giver. And
Speaker 2: I was I was saying Vincent van Go in my head.
Speaker 1: Not not dissimilar, not he actually quite looked like him.
Speaker 2: Who's the Watchman guy, Alan More, Alan Moore? It's giving
Speaker 2: Alan Moore with.
Speaker 1: A snoopy tie.
Speaker 2: That hot.
Speaker 1: And he would smoke a fucking pipe in his car
Speaker 1: and me and Emily would just like watch him in
Speaker 1: his car.
Speaker 2: Are you still in touch with Emily?
Speaker 3: Of course, Emily, Hello, if you're if you're a Long Island,
Speaker 3: is that y'all keep in touch with high school?
Speaker 2: Definitely?
Speaker 3: Touched with my friend Alison last night, isn't hey? I said, hey,
Speaker 3: well we had a mutual friend at the birthday bar
Speaker 3: oh cute.
Speaker 1: Oh instead, like, let's go to Roosevelt Field get our
Speaker 1: ears pierced.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, ield but it was it was too far.
Speaker 3: Soo you women, mall No, I was Sunrise mall like
Speaker 3: you are.
Speaker 1: So I have to give respect to you because, like, honestly,
Speaker 1: something crazier to even more iconic to say than you're
Speaker 1: a gay icon. You are an actual Long Island legend.
Speaker 1: Like you are not from we're fucking around Long is
Speaker 1: You were from like a Long Island, Long Island.
Speaker 2: I'm for real, you're new.
Speaker 3: To this, He's I'm always new to this. Anytime I
Speaker 3: go to Long Island, I go, whoa, it's no one.
Speaker 1: Knows what happened to us. Yeah, it's so crazy, the
Speaker 1: things that we saw, the things we did. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: the things that we you know, aspired to be named
Speaker 1: the craziest.
Speaker 2: Thing from from Nicky Bond. I mean, just wuld you say, Nicky,
Speaker 2: she's a island legends.
Speaker 1: Her mom once came up to me, You're kidding, Wait,
Speaker 1: I actually have.
Speaker 2: The cher Nicky Blonski's mother came up.
Speaker 1: To me at my school. I think she came to
Speaker 1: my school to perform. I felt like they were scouting
Speaker 1: and I was like, for hair spray. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's perfect. I don't know them again, what did she say?
Speaker 1: From Penny that's fucking little shop? What what did she say?
Speaker 1: Like musical songs?
Speaker 2: We got a tear Broadway show, Arah, I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I would die for kinky boots. We had a kinky
Speaker 1: boot sketch idea. What was our Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sure, what was it?
Speaker 1: What did it was?
Speaker 2: We wanted a sequel to Distrek the musical sketch?
Speaker 3: What was.
Speaker 1: You come out with? You're clearly putting on the kinky boots.
Speaker 1: What is it, Matilda?
Speaker 3: You clearly put on the kinky boots. Writing that sketch
Speaker 3: was a highlight of my life.
Speaker 2: It's so rare to channel Oh, we channeled wid you
Speaker 2: to let the muse VisiC. We literally flopped it down
Speaker 2: in one run and we were like, it's perfect. Have
Speaker 2: you ever seen Hamilton the musical? I know that how
Speaker 2: could a bastard or that's not you would love it? Really,
Speaker 2: It's a great show.
Speaker 3: A great shows. And also if nothing else, like it's
Speaker 3: production value.
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't, don't get me started on that, because
Speaker 1: I'm feeling really emotional about production value lately.
Speaker 2: What's what's going on?
Speaker 1: What do you is? Just like give it to me?
Speaker 1: And I'm not you guys know who you are who
Speaker 1: aren't giving it to me? Just in general? Yep, I
Speaker 1: want to see lights, camera, sound sets, costume.
Speaker 3: Can we get really into this though? We washed the
Speaker 3: substance together, and I did think of you, ad you
Speaker 3: love that movie?
Speaker 1: I basically loved it more than the words can even expressaame.
Speaker 2: And I finally watched that thirty minute I'm feature at
Speaker 2: that so YouTube so good. You have to check that out.
Speaker 1: If fucking holding the camera running backwards, posing everyone down
Speaker 1: with blood, I'm like, that's if you want to know
Speaker 1: how it's done, that's how it's done.
Speaker 2: With her.
Speaker 1: Rely, let this be a message. Do you want to
Speaker 1: talk about this? Coraly? I love you and what you've
Speaker 1: done and what you will continue to do, and what
Speaker 1: has happened and what will soudent to be happening all
Speaker 1: over until like the perpetuity till the end of time, like.
Speaker 3: What you were saying a lot and all of it
Speaker 3: is impacting exactly hearing Lely, you did it?
Speaker 1: Correct you that you did that? That when it kept going,
Speaker 1: when it just kept going, and then the teeth and
Speaker 1: then the ears, and then the blood hoose and the
Speaker 1: music and the lights, camera, sound, Coustard whatever, as we
Speaker 1: were just saying, yeah, it didn't for one second stop.
Speaker 1: It gave us everything relentlessly and more. It's an incredible,
Speaker 1: perfect film. It's a perfect film. It's hilarious. Down yeah, down,
Speaker 1: it's it's as you say, feast for the eyes. It's everything.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 1: She's my favorite, She's everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's been little meetings. There's listen, you've met a
Speaker 3: couple of times.
Speaker 1: We met one time and I was struck by her beauty.
Speaker 1: She's stunning and she's hilarious.
Speaker 2: When did you meet her?
Speaker 1: I I've been like stalking her because I just like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're amazing.
Speaker 2: Were you a fan prior to seeing this substance? Like
Speaker 2: did you see Revenge?
Speaker 1: I love Revenge and I love every You know when
Speaker 1: you like see someone's movie and you're like, I hope
Speaker 1: see words escape me. That's how much I care.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and like you could just see like it's like
Speaker 5: she's such a like fan of horror movies too, and
Speaker 5: so it's like as a fan of the thing, as
Speaker 5: a fan of like basket Case or whatever, you watch
Speaker 5: that movie and you're like, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: This feels like a Christmas tree. Amazing, I know, and
Speaker 1: just like I yeah, she's just listen, I know, lost
Speaker 1: for words.
Speaker 2: Were you to me and Margaret fan prior to this
Speaker 2: or did this expose you to their gifts?
Speaker 1: Both of them fans? Yeah, both of them fans, but
Speaker 1: like now I am on my knees forever. In their
Speaker 1: debt basically.
Speaker 2: Their names called Tomorrow. Yeah, I hope so too.
Speaker 1: Who's calling?
Speaker 2: Do you know? I'm calling? Bowen? Bowen and Rachel Sennett
Speaker 2: are announcing the nominations. Can you a big day for
Speaker 2: Union Hall?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's You're going to my no, no what?
Speaker 3: This comes out Wednesday and then I'm going to be
Speaker 3: I'm literally leaving read Through and catching a plane into
Speaker 3: LA and then Thursday morning, five thirty a m PT.
Speaker 3: We're announcing, and then I got.
Speaker 2: A fly back for I wouldn't miss it. I think
Speaker 2: it's such an honor. I'm so honored.
Speaker 3: It's like literally the coolest thing I love that I wanted.
Speaker 3: I aspire to announce the nominations.
Speaker 1: Small things.
Speaker 2: He's always smalling you smallen because you smalling.
Speaker 3: Well, first of all, we're not talking about him harmful
Speaker 3: individuals today.
Speaker 1: Who gave us a laugh? If we're talking about the laughing. Oh,
Speaker 1: he gave us a laugh a couple laughs. It's like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like, that's how he says that. This
Speaker 1: is how he delivers, not how I deliver it. But you,
Speaker 1: I know you have to small on it because you're
Speaker 1: just trying to keep your head on your shoulders and
Speaker 1: you're like clocking in and clock like it's like if
Speaker 1: things were too big, like you would almost be scared
Speaker 1: to do it totally. But it's like that is that
Speaker 1: is major.
Speaker 2: You're right, he does he smallens things, but he's excited.
Speaker 2: I'm excited. Is that leaf bothering you on your head?
Speaker 2: Because did you notice that my girl has a leaf
Speaker 2: on her head?
Speaker 1: No, it's not on well, it's very what's gonna be.
Speaker 2: Gorgeous head, gorgeous head, stunning heads head.
Speaker 1: I'm changing that.
Speaker 2: What say this? But this is my theory. The word
Speaker 2: that is so powerful, so powerful, the way it hits
Speaker 2: the ear is just different. Really. I was watching a
Speaker 2: body language expert talk about Blake Lively. Just let that
Speaker 2: sink in.
Speaker 3: I was watching a body language expert talking about Blake
Speaker 3: Lively and Justin Baldoni, and there was a moment where
Speaker 3: an interview says to Blake Lively like, well, you actually
Speaker 3: had to be the intimacy cordner on set, like you
Speaker 3: had to show him out to grab you and kiss you.
Speaker 3: And she goes, where did you see this? And the
Speaker 3: body language expert said that use of the word this
Speaker 3: is usually to like show that you disdain whatever it
Speaker 3: is they've brought up all this. What's what do you
Speaker 3: mean by this? This?
Speaker 2: The word this is positively or inclusively.
Speaker 1: I'm picturing when you say this. Some that's just coming
Speaker 1: to mind is like peeling dirty underwear off the floor.
Speaker 2: A wife This is this?
Speaker 1: Yeah, A wife coming home peals a woman's underwear from
Speaker 1: the bottom of the basket and going what is this
Speaker 1: to my husband? I've I've been working all day and
Speaker 1: who is this? You would just say, what is that?
Speaker 2: You just ate that line, By the way, what is
Speaker 2: this again?
Speaker 1: Again? Think about the directors out there, I'm free think
Speaker 1: about this. Who did this, now say that, sorry, who
Speaker 1: did this?
Speaker 2: And now do the other one?
Speaker 1: Who did that? See I'm not threatened by that.
Speaker 2: Who did this?
Speaker 1: What's up with that?
Speaker 2: What's up with this?
Speaker 3: Although we were talking about this scene from mad Men,
Speaker 3: Joan confronting the man.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't care if you died that pornographic drawing.
Speaker 2: Pornographic drawing.
Speaker 3: I actually I've been watching so much mad Men clips
Speaker 3: the number one best scene in television history.
Speaker 2: I'm kidding you, not Joan and Don.
Speaker 3: It's the episode where Joan gets served with divorce papers
Speaker 3: in the office that like front desk secretary gives like
Speaker 3: allows the last It's the fifth season, which by the way,
Speaker 3: has no skips. So so Don and Joan go to
Speaker 3: like they go to the Jaguar dealership and then like
Speaker 3: they pretend to be a couple and then they go
Speaker 3: to the bar and they get a little drunk and
Speaker 3: they turn on the jukebox music and they have the
Speaker 3: scene at the bar that talks about like the kind
Speaker 3: of people they are and the kind of people that
Speaker 3: are in the bar, and it's about them, but it's not.
Speaker 3: The writing and the acting is so they're unbelievable. Christina
Speaker 3: Hendricks no, Emmy.
Speaker 1: Well, by the way, like I don't want to say
Speaker 1: anything disrespectable, but it's like, let's get her out there.
Speaker 2: I agree, I would definitely agree.
Speaker 1: Do you think I'm gonna say something on behalf of
Speaker 1: all women?
Speaker 2: Is she?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 2: Is she?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: Is she so stunningly Jessica Rabbit that people are afraid
Speaker 1: and this is just about misogyny and a larger scale.
Speaker 1: Are people afraid to give her like challenging roles because
Speaker 1: they're like, she's so bodacious, we couldn't even.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's distracting. I think it's I think
Speaker 3: she with Joan, I guess like it is so one
Speaker 3: with like the character. I think it has a lot
Speaker 3: less to do with that and more to do with
Speaker 3: the fact that it's almost like the reason why January
Speaker 3: Jones and Jessica Pare also don't work a ton.
Speaker 2: It's because I feel like they're very identifiable with those roles,
Speaker 2: and they were so well done that maybe it.
Speaker 3: Counts against them sometimes I am because I think that
Speaker 3: I think all of those performances are unreal.
Speaker 2: I think Jessica Pere actually gets disrespectful.
Speaker 3: Amazan was incredible, is an iconic, is the is in
Speaker 3: the first episode of season five, and it gets better
Speaker 3: from there.
Speaker 2: Zoobie Zoobie Zoo is the craziest.
Speaker 1: It is the craziest thing, so insane. And then you
Speaker 1: see Twin Peaks and you go, that's okay, some crazy
Speaker 1: things are happening here that are basically like defying all
Speaker 1: like logic between like the living and the dreaming and
Speaker 1: the dead. And then you're like, and still Zuby zub
Speaker 1: Zoo were still the fact that.
Speaker 3: Zooby Zoobi Zoo is supposed to happen in a grounded world,
Speaker 3: and it still reads us being like realistic, and you
Speaker 3: believe that she would do that, and it says pretty
Speaker 3: much everything you need to know about her character. But
Speaker 3: zoobyzubso happened on AMC. Twin Peaks happened on a b
Speaker 3: C truly, which is that's the craziest part.
Speaker 2: Take that risk now, challenge.
Speaker 1: You guys are actually gonna lose your gorg. Basically, you're
Speaker 1: gonna at the top of your hat is gonna fly off,
Speaker 1: clean off.
Speaker 2: Clean off.
Speaker 3: I just have no stamina when it comes to watching shit,
Speaker 3: So like, I'm still on the pile. I've been on
Speaker 3: the pilot episode of twin Peaks for like eight years.
Speaker 3: It's so bad that is making so but but I
Speaker 3: started from the getting like recently, even before he passed away,
Speaker 3: just like when the mom like realizes that like she's gone,
Speaker 3: she's dad, it's like the most devastating thing. And the
Speaker 3: Laura Palmer's theme, like the muse that score is crazy.
Speaker 1: I think once you enter episode two, then it's full
Speaker 1: lubrication and it's a NonStop, really cool like I don't
Speaker 1: think you're gonna find any resistance there. I think it's
Speaker 1: just like slipping in that second episode allow it to
Speaker 1: just it's just it's the way it feels all of
Speaker 1: your body when you're watching it. It's it's as sounding
Speaker 1: and I will say, and not to belabor this point
Speaker 1: the labor, I know, I'm justn't going to be meeting.
Speaker 3: A PhD to well, you know what, you clearly weren't
Speaker 3: paying attention to English class because you were so horned
Speaker 3: up with your trying to get your rocks off with.
Speaker 2: Vincent vin Snoop.
Speaker 1: Saw who I was talking about. You go oh, okay
Speaker 1: in a good way.
Speaker 3: Anytime Sarah's like that, fucking what I would do. I'm
Speaker 3: like the craziest looking human being.
Speaker 1: You're like the crypt keep crypt yeah, Taylor Head, no disrespect,
Speaker 1: Billy Bob Thorn, now.
Speaker 2: Keep going.
Speaker 1: And this sow like because I think, damn my, my
Speaker 1: beautiful along suppering boyfriend is so conventionally cute beautiful that
Speaker 1: it's like, I think it's like it's counterwd. Yes, it's
Speaker 1: a counterweight.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 3: So you're so bored with traditional beauty because you get
Speaker 3: that every day, in fact, you have sex with in fact,
Speaker 3: if he's lucky, yeah, you.
Speaker 2: The kind of girl holds out.
Speaker 3: This becomes like a whole other, like all right, podcast
Speaker 3: either kind of girl that leaves it on the shelf.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. I've made that expression up.
Speaker 2: You leave it on the shelf at night.
Speaker 1: On the shelf at night, you let it stink up
Speaker 1: the place. So mad because it's the xpery date is.
Speaker 3: Just think they say that they don't have sex, they
Speaker 3: start that's where their pussy starts to really smell bad.
Speaker 1: What was the last time you smelled one face to face?
Speaker 2: I've never seen a vagina.
Speaker 1: It's one of the and they cover this in many movies.
Speaker 1: It's one of the most craziest.
Speaker 2: Things you can see, well, how would we know?
Speaker 1: How would we I didn't bring mine tonight. It's in
Speaker 1: the car.
Speaker 2: What's your least favorite body? Part two? Depict in your
Speaker 2: in your art?
Speaker 1: Oh interesting, this is going to be a surprise, please.
Speaker 1: I don't like as someone who loved blood, guts, ships, boogers.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do we two?
Speaker 3: I get no stuff? You don't like nos. I love nose,
Speaker 3: but you don't like booger.
Speaker 1: I think it's like we're older than that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: That's so I love this that there is one thing
Speaker 3: that you go that's off, like I'm leaving. That's just
Speaker 3: there's an edit there, there's.
Speaker 1: And I love I love mucoid membranes. So I love
Speaker 1: like a slick mucus.
Speaker 2: Like you know, you don't like a clump. You don't
Speaker 2: like a clump of booger.
Speaker 1: But again, it's like we're guys.
Speaker 2: Really when you see someone pick your nose that you horrified.
Speaker 1: Rather, no, I do this. That's part of my practice.
Speaker 1: It's I think it's a medical proceed It's like, do
Speaker 1: you have.
Speaker 2: To Sometimes it's like it's not. It's not as easy
Speaker 2: as blowing your nose.
Speaker 1: No, No, you have to get it. Sometimes you have
Speaker 1: to get nuckled deep and that's okay.
Speaker 2: And again this was really thank you, thank you for coming.
Speaker 1: Should I make it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: I was gonna say they should make a nasal bidet,
Speaker 1: but that is what a nettie pot.
Speaker 2: Is, you know, of course.
Speaker 1: And oh this was gonna be the why my my
Speaker 1: last like my hands knees, begging for you guys to
Speaker 1: watch twin Peaks in it in its three season arc.
Speaker 1: It posits a theory of everything spiritually, like, religiously, metaphysically
Speaker 1: that I legitimately agree with.
Speaker 2: In life everything is love or love is the most
Speaker 2: important thing. What is it? You don't know?
Speaker 3: You don't want to spoil it? I think you should
Speaker 3: because I don't.
Speaker 1: Think this is spoiling necessarily necessarily serious Necessarious.
Speaker 2: I don't think this is necessariously spoiling.
Speaker 1: Anything necessarious, but it's Necessariusssterious is my favorite dinosaur.
Speaker 2: She was beautiful.
Speaker 3: Have you, guys readers, please draw Necessarious and send us
Speaker 3: in your pictures us, all three of us and the
Speaker 3: Atlas culturis with your photos that you've drawn of Necessarius.
Speaker 1: But you have to like then like write it like
Speaker 1: Necessarah a h.
Speaker 2: Spell, it says Sarennicoli, keep going.
Speaker 1: So like, yes, that love is actually the greatest unifying
Speaker 1: force in the universe. But you know, Twin Peaks is
Speaker 1: the I'm gonna be so serious right now, it's gonna
Speaker 1: make you laugh that it's like the story of like
Speaker 1: who killed Laura Palmer? Right And I'm not gonna spoil
Speaker 1: the great reveal of who killed Laura Palmer for you
Speaker 1: because that'll keep you on the hook for at least
Speaker 1: a season and a half. But like, you know, there's
Speaker 1: so much like pain and violence and trauma towards this
Speaker 1: like young high school girl and towards like all the
Speaker 1: women in this universe or whatever, and there's like great
Speaker 1: pain and trauma and while like love prevails basically in
Speaker 1: the great episode eight season three of Twin Peaks, which
Speaker 1: is like the return which happened, what was that like
Speaker 1: really a lost culture?
Speaker 2: You just know, don't you doing? Don't small on, don't
Speaker 2: small it.
Speaker 1: Basically, he pausits that true evil was unleashed into every
Speaker 1: dimension in realm of the universe when the first atomic
Speaker 1: bond atomic bomb exploded, so that a new kind of
Speaker 1: man made evil basically fractured all of time, all of
Speaker 1: the fabric of time space, and at least a new
Speaker 1: form of evil in the form of Bob who is
Speaker 1: this demon that you know create whatever. In Twin Peaks,
Speaker 1: it at least a new form of evil that like
Speaker 1: wreaked a new form of havoc.
Speaker 2: On every universe, every universe of every time.
Speaker 1: Yes, and so like that is the the like central
Speaker 1: conflict of Twin Peaks, which is said by you know,
Speaker 1: General Briggs when he says, you know, there's this Bobby
Speaker 1: Briggs hottest man alive. His dad is like a crazy
Speaker 1: like military like general who like does ship with space
Speaker 1: or whatever. H Oh, I'm not sounding smart. He's a
Speaker 1: drink dia cog.
Speaker 2: If that was the answer.
Speaker 1: President Trump, wouldn't it be trying to my Austria or whatever?
Speaker 2: Is he you don't need to die coke.
Speaker 1: But like basically he's worried. He's this like general who's
Speaker 1: been who like is like you know, in charge of
Speaker 1: investigating like the link between like American like military hegemony
Speaker 1: and like nuclear mysticism whatever whatever. And he's like, my
Speaker 1: fear is that love is not enough. So that basically
Speaker 1: when man Kind episodes on man basically unleashed a new
Speaker 1: kind of evil into the world when we created the
Speaker 1: nuclear bomb. He's worried that love is not enough and
Speaker 1: and that's kind of what like the return follows is
Speaker 1: like all these characters that you remember from twenty years
Speaker 1: ago feeling this trauma in every dimension of every like time, space, continuum, whatever.
Speaker 1: And you know, and this is why, you know Oppenheimer
Speaker 1: won the Oscar and this is ultimately why. But this
Speaker 1: is what's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yep, come on, I can feel use this rage in
Speaker 2: a positive way.
Speaker 3: We all need to do that, especially now it's more
Speaker 3: than ever that's organized starting now. Use this female rage
Speaker 3: about Oppenheimer.
Speaker 1: It was crazy.
Speaker 2: Use your female rage against Oppenheimer to make a big
Speaker 2: point episode.
Speaker 1: Should have won the Oscar? Say that, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: it couldn't have been nominated for Oscar. Maybe if you
Speaker 1: were announcing the Oscars.
Speaker 2: You could have just said, Season three, episode eight.
Speaker 1: Yes, that is what I believe about the universe, like
Speaker 1: about religion and everything that David Lynch put in a
Speaker 1: fucking TV show that anyone could watch.
Speaker 2: That's amazing.
Speaker 1: And that's what culture is. For me and for you
Speaker 1: and for you and for everybody. It's culture. That's for everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not culture that you find in a little box
Speaker 1: at like Bucket Blood Records in Chicago, cool weirdest store
Speaker 1: with a bunch of you.
Speaker 3: Know, like freaks, back weird weirdos, the outcasts, the misfits,
Speaker 3: those who haven't belonged once in their life that can
Speaker 3: find community in a place like that, in a place
Speaker 3: like this. Quite frankly, this and I don't say this
Speaker 3: in a pejorative sense. I say it in an inclusive way,
Speaker 3: really not giving much credence to my point earlier, which
Speaker 3: shows that people can change.
Speaker 2: You saying people can change.
Speaker 3: I've changed obviously in the last twenty minutes here I
Speaker 3: am using this in a beautiful, inclusive way, when before
Speaker 3: I said it was usually in a dismissive way. It's
Speaker 3: just really interesting. I've credit you with bringing up, not
Speaker 3: bringing up, with bringing yourself to the conversation today period.
Speaker 2: No, I was gonna keep going.
Speaker 1: Queerdos is a culture. It's not just for the queerdos once.
Speaker 2: Too good for too long, And this is what brings.
Speaker 1: Back to traders.
Speaker 2: Running around.
Speaker 1: Yes, a lot of queer yes, ma'am. When you asked me,
Speaker 1: are people inherently good or evil. It can be answered
Speaker 1: in episode Hey, that's an incredible callback.
Speaker 2: And the answer would get they're saying is no, people
Speaker 2: are born good. We're born good until the until the
Speaker 2: Great Disruption, the Great Disruption, and it there were.
Speaker 1: So many fractures and fissures in time space that it
Speaker 1: can that like this, like demonic force can really crawl
Speaker 1: in kind of whether or not you invite it, because
Speaker 1: we've created man Fisher fissure, fissure.
Speaker 2: We're not happy that you use that.
Speaker 1: Word because of sitting on the remains hurt when you
Speaker 1: said fisher, Have you anybody in this room has more
Speaker 1: hemorrhoids than me?
Speaker 2: I feel like it feels apocalyptic when I have one.
Speaker 1: It feels it's a disability. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: Can this this is gonna be a little gross. This
Speaker 3: is my This is me on the toilet with a hemorrhoids.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, my mights. Okay, are you tracking off?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: It's hurt so much that I have to feel like, God,
Speaker 2: you're supposed to get up. You're not supposed to be
Speaker 2: sitting there.
Speaker 4: Off.
Speaker 2: No, I'm sitting there and I'm like, could you have
Speaker 2: you keep moving?
Speaker 3: Then it won't like yeah, then like it's it's a
Speaker 3: way to like get it out, but it's just my
Speaker 3: foot has to move.
Speaker 2: I get restless. Leg I hate.
Speaker 1: There's literally nothing worse than like a localized injury.
Speaker 3: Oh it's not good concentrated pain. Wait was that gonna
Speaker 3: be your answer to what was the culture that made
Speaker 3: use the culture for me? And then but then you
Speaker 3: also said overtext that you had opinions about housewives?
Speaker 2: Well can, and this is my great reveal? Can I
Speaker 2: show you what I have.
Speaker 1: Sh Well you can. I even guess what it is.
Speaker 1: It's Heather Gay's Mormon book shirt. Here we go. Oh oh.
Speaker 2: Wow, Lisa, I feel for me too.
Speaker 1: I'm on the pod, Lisa.
Speaker 2: They really are all invited.
Speaker 3: They're all invitedly after all the work the public service
Speaker 3: they did, including Brittany Bateman.
Speaker 2: Oh honestly, yeah, honestly.
Speaker 3: Watch when Brittany comes on the podcast and is like
Speaker 3: low key, funnier and smarter than us. Well, the thing
Speaker 3: about culture is it actually started, she tells us. She
Speaker 3: comes in like a true cultural anthropologist, like a full
Speaker 3: ten MBAs.
Speaker 1: Talking about like culture and like caveman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, She's like, well, actually fire began when a caveman. Actually,
Speaker 3: really it was collaborative, and it was really the first collaboration.
Speaker 1: Wait what am I actually Abraham Lincoln had Greek versachi plans?
Speaker 2: Are you Angie.
Speaker 1: That apology?
Speaker 3: That Angie Kat's the name is the queen of America?
Speaker 3: Did you listen to her episode of Lost Culture?
Speaker 1: She was on Last Coach.
Speaker 2: She was the last guest, so stupid.
Speaker 1: You know what's so interesting? Well, I told you this,
Speaker 1: and I actually don't want to say this on the podcast.
Speaker 1: What edit, I'm only listening to music from now on.
Speaker 2: I think we would all benefit from that.
Speaker 1: I just am like worried about replacing my inner chatter
Speaker 1: with outer chatter, and so I have been replacing all
Speaker 1: talking in the ears with singing.
Speaker 2: Actual structure sound.
Speaker 1: You don't listen to the episode, make sure you say anything.
Speaker 3: Edits Oh, make sure that nothing slips through the cross right,
Speaker 3: because this one's always gootten off some problematic stuff and
Speaker 3: a third word.
Speaker 2: It's a big slur, big sir, I said, listen to
Speaker 2: unedited Lost Coach. You'll be taking a vacation, a big slur.
Speaker 1: You don't have a pussy on this shelf for two
Speaker 1: whys it'll start to leak. Pussy is not a slur.
Speaker 1: That doesn't count pussy. Pussy, pussy come for me. My
Speaker 1: brother when I was growing up said to me, he
Speaker 1: said that he thought pussy was a vegetable because my
Speaker 1: dad said it so much.
Speaker 2: Why would he think he was a vegetable because my
Speaker 2: dad would.
Speaker 1: Be like, get back on the field, you fucking pussy.
Speaker 2: So he thought it was a vegetable, like because it
Speaker 2: was in the fields where vegetables grow. Right, Wow, like it.
Speaker 1: Might be long island lifestyle. Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3: You'll never believe this story. So my sister comes home
Speaker 3: one day when she's five. She's had to write write
Speaker 3: a book about her family. So it's like, this is
Speaker 3: my mom.
Speaker 2: I love my mom a lot. This is what my
Speaker 2: mom says to me.
Speaker 1: I love you. This is my dad.
Speaker 3: I love my dad a lot. This is what my
Speaker 3: dad says to me. It's a picture of him on
Speaker 3: the couch and it says, Peanut, go grab me a
Speaker 3: beer from the fridge.
Speaker 2: Curl, don't grab me a beer from the fridge.
Speaker 1: Talk about it.
Speaker 2: I wrote it old and brought by family. It was like,
Speaker 2: this is what my mom says, this is what my
Speaker 2: dad says.
Speaker 3: Because my dad would send us into the back ridge.
Speaker 2: Bring it in.
Speaker 1: You know how I just said that there's only been
Speaker 1: one artist who has presented my theory of everything. I
Speaker 1: was wrong. It's your sister.
Speaker 2: There was something in there that spoke to the universe.
Speaker 2: For sure.
Speaker 3: My mom says, I love you. My dad says, hey, Peanut,
Speaker 3: go grab me a beer from the fridge. I can't
Speaker 3: believe I've never heard this before. That's incredible, It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: It's so good, Peanut. My dad's yep, were you peanut?
Speaker 1: I was Peanut? Also, you know sports fan? Oh wow?
Speaker 1: Is that something your sports fan?
Speaker 2: Get me?
Speaker 1: And whatever?
Speaker 2: Sports fan is a lot of fun. I was bug.
Speaker 3: Because I'm crawl around all the time. I never said,
Speaker 3: still still do this day. You know how hard it
Speaker 3: is for me to sit right here? Unbearable. I want
Speaker 3: to be crawling all over the place.
Speaker 1: Did you're about to be like bowing on the toilet?
Speaker 2: I want I want to crawl over this place, spread
Speaker 2: my steaear. I gotta come quite frankly, I want to
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: What color would it be when it came out?
Speaker 3: You don't want to know, fine, I'll tell you white
Speaker 3: I'm a normal guy white of snow my com.
Speaker 1: You guys should do a Man This Sphere episode.
Speaker 2: All right, So then we're actually gonna come and then
Speaker 2: we're gonna see what colors it is.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 3: Then we're gonna we're gonna figure out the hex code
Speaker 3: for the cum color. So who thinks this one is
Speaker 3: a Bowen's com. We immediately get a huge deal with
Speaker 3: Barstool Sports. We leave I Heeart, we leave I Heart,
Speaker 3: We go to Barstool for some reason. On Barstool now,
Speaker 3: they're talking about Japanese pizzas. I'm like, I got a
Speaker 3: thing on my feet.
Speaker 1: It's like, what is a Japanese pizza? Like the pizza
Speaker 1: in Japan is like shit?
Speaker 2: And talk about that?
Speaker 3: Oh, it's a it's amazing pizza. That's that's all I
Speaker 3: can say. Real, that's all you can say.
Speaker 2: What talk about it? What is making it so good?
Speaker 2: The dough, the sauce, the top, and.
Speaker 1: Would it be as amazing as Mary Cosby's avocado pizza looked?
Speaker 2: Thoughts on Harry Cosby this year her behavior in the final.
Speaker 1: What can you say about a philosopher king a lot?
Speaker 1: That's actually a great point. You can say a lot
Speaker 1: about a philosophy. Yeah, I agree with It's like it's
Speaker 1: I get why people joined the cult such. I just
Speaker 1: felt like she was speaking with such clarity this season
Speaker 1: that I thought that she was channeling spirit for.
Speaker 3: Really, but weren't you upset? And at the end when
Speaker 3: she was really trying it with Andy, she was like,
Speaker 3: I was wrong about you. That was so insane, it
Speaker 3: was absurd.
Speaker 1: But then she was like and she was like hey,
Speaker 1: and she was like, you're right, I have abandonment issues and.
Speaker 3: It was like great, But so she needed Angie to
Speaker 3: get there right, to get to Angie is the real
Speaker 3: star here.
Speaker 1: I think Angie is the star of this.
Speaker 2: Yes, I would agree.
Speaker 1: She's top five housewife for me. True.
Speaker 2: Now you have to say your top five.
Speaker 1: Carlton's crazy, Carlton.
Speaker 2: You need to be in an asylo.
Speaker 4: Raw Mona Okay, Rah Carlton singer, Angie Angie, Angie Okay.
Speaker 2: Who is rounding the mouth?
Speaker 1: Is five? Karen? Oh yeah, that can't be my five?
Speaker 2: Karen? One more?
Speaker 3: Follow it on my phone. I feel like I wrote,
Speaker 3: It's like there's a fold. There's a folder with drag names.
Speaker 3: There's a folder with my favorite housewife.
Speaker 1: My favorite karaoke song.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is a nice spread you have. You have Rony,
Speaker 3: Beverly Hills, Potomac, Salt Lake.
Speaker 2: You're missing what.
Speaker 1: You know what actually Marrisol's mom. Oh yeah, yea, Carlton,
Speaker 1: Actually Mary Cosby.
Speaker 3: Angie wown Karen Elsa not even even this week.
Speaker 2: You're gonna knock Karen out?
Speaker 1: Yeah, put it on buckers there because does it count?
Speaker 1: Does the bodycam footage count as an episode of Housewives?
Speaker 2: I think so. I think it's because that is just like,
Speaker 2: it's so sad.
Speaker 3: When she when she's sitting in the jail cell getting
Speaker 3: interrogated and she just has she's babbling and then she
Speaker 3: goes Thomas Jefferson's concubine.
Speaker 1: It's just like, you don't get that kind of genius
Speaker 1: anywhere else in this world.
Speaker 2: She is one of the funniest people to ever love
Speaker 2: that talk.
Speaker 1: About channeling the Mews in the room, like being in
Speaker 1: the room where that happens, Like that isn't top five top.
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 3: Well, can we just point out is standing Steri Stadio
Speaker 3: to Carrots body cam footage and Britney Oh, Brittany Bateman.
Speaker 1: No, just kidding, I would respect I would respect that,
Speaker 1: and that's late.
Speaker 2: I do think she's had incredible Yes, this is it
Speaker 2: is funny, fun Jared.
Speaker 1: I've never recorded in my life. I was trying to
Speaker 1: send the video to my daughter.
Speaker 2: She got a good grade on her mouth test.
Speaker 1: Just speaking to me again, nice, have an announcement. My
Speaker 1: daughter's speaking to me. What this is?
Speaker 2: What you're staking to think pony clubs throughout the airport.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. It's brilliant to all housewives past.
Speaker 2: Future, past, future and present take notes like like, this is.
Speaker 1: What happens when you're off your phone. So you're actually
Speaker 1: referring to someone who's literally just made a TikTok but
Speaker 1: when you're off your phone and just being you and
Speaker 1: you're not like worried about how people perceive.
Speaker 3: You podcast outer chatter in your ear chat, when you're
Speaker 3: off your phone. It's incredible what you can do on
Speaker 3: your phone. That's essentially what you just said. When you
Speaker 3: really clear that, when you just let the music speak
Speaker 3: and you just put away your phone, pick up your phone,
Speaker 3: see what happens. Amazing ship the content, especially now in
Speaker 3: the new era of TikTok bay.
Speaker 1: And outcasts and vagabonds and dragulators. It's like it's like
Speaker 1: that is like there are so many people who are
Speaker 1: trying to manufacture housewife dumb yes, and they're trying to
Speaker 1: like one.
Speaker 3: I don't think Brownwin is as guilty of that as
Speaker 3: other I mean, let's call a spade a spade. Yes,
Speaker 3: my critique for the finale of Salt Lake. I did
Speaker 3: not need them to do that stupid that game. That
Speaker 3: game was so I don't think she even believed in it.
Speaker 3: I think I think they told her like to do this,
Speaker 3: and then she was like, yeah, fine, and then it
Speaker 3: just not one element of the show felt like they
Speaker 3: were pushing that hard for drama until that moment and
Speaker 3: I was just like, I just don't believe that tripped
Speaker 3: at the finish line a little bit.
Speaker 1: I think it's like we're at a point with Housewives
Speaker 1: where push has come to shove and it's like in
Speaker 1: order for anything to be I think New York is
Speaker 1: evident is evidence of this. If it's just like it
Speaker 1: just has to be crazy. And that's why I do
Speaker 1: respect Heather doing that, because she's like, well, it's the
Speaker 1: finale episode. We're all sitting at the stable, and it
Speaker 1: has to be insane, because what.
Speaker 2: Was my favorite was her cadence, We're gonna take out
Speaker 2: our phones.
Speaker 3: We're gonna find the worst thing we've ever said about
Speaker 3: someone here, and then we're gonna handle over our phone.
Speaker 2: And we're gonna read it, dieaball, and we're gonna move forward.
Speaker 1: Do you think she script she scripted that. You don't
Speaker 1: think she had a note tap on her phone?
Speaker 3: That was like, Guys, what I find suspicious was that
Speaker 3: they all like remember when Lisa like zoomed the fucking
Speaker 3: and like was like swiping, swiping, swiping, So it's like
Speaker 3: they screened shot, they had read. I think that was prepared.
Speaker 3: There was something produced. It was very produced. It was
Speaker 3: very It was the only moment of the season that
Speaker 3: I felt was like inorganic. Yeah, and I didn't like it.
Speaker 1: I I did like it because I just felt like
Speaker 1: Heather was like, I half I fucking left not a
Speaker 1: single chrome last season, and she was just.
Speaker 2: Like she actually deserves an Emmy.
Speaker 1: She did because she wrote that, and it's like she
Speaker 1: was like, the way I fucking tore that last year,
Speaker 1: Like the only way I won up myself is if
Speaker 1: I do the craziest cross, which is she did the
Speaker 1: craziest thing.
Speaker 3: There was a moment there where the language was even
Speaker 3: kind of like mirroring last season where she goes, we're
Speaker 3: all obsessed with receipts, we're all obsessed with like like
Speaker 3: she's caught herself mid list being like, oh I got
Speaker 3: to change up the the words a little bit.
Speaker 2: But it was Receid's proofd timeline.
Speaker 3: I actually like earlier in the year, like in our
Speaker 3: group chat, people were like, oh, Heather's not having a
Speaker 3: great season, She's not like in it. I'm like, actually,
Speaker 3: I totally disagree, because I think Heather Gay is the
Speaker 3: audience ye and she's the best narrator on the show,
Speaker 3: and she's the lead of the show, she's the protagonist.
Speaker 3: So it's fine by me that she's not like totally
Speaker 3: like racked with whatever.
Speaker 2: Is going on.
Speaker 3: I feel like she's had a lot of that and
Speaker 3: I kind of enjoy watching her watch what's happening. That's
Speaker 3: how I feel about it, Miss Gay, Miss Gay, I
Speaker 3: was talking about you, I wasn't talking about her.
Speaker 2: That's how everything gay.
Speaker 1: As everyone knows. My straight power fist.
Speaker 2: Wow, even this limprist did somehow even this week, well
Speaker 2: the y m.
Speaker 1: C A him dancing to the y m c A
Speaker 1: is like, is Britney batement level. It's like we were
Speaker 1: we are out to the village people to this, you
Speaker 1: tore this and you know this. But like if Brittany
Speaker 1: Brittany Bateman, they're they're a perfect cast because they're every
Speaker 1: archetype of housewives.
Speaker 2: And they're themselves.
Speaker 1: But Heather Gay is not. And that is what Mary
Speaker 1: was saying Mary when Mary was like, Heather, you've changed
Speaker 1: and you're not you know, you're not yourself. She's like,
Speaker 1: you are becoming too aware and too into the fandom
Speaker 1: and like you're Rihanna's favorite and you're performing and you're producing.
Speaker 1: But Heather like kind of needs to do that a
Speaker 1: little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's unfair. I think I think you
Speaker 2: need you do need Heather to do what Heather has done.
Speaker 1: Right because you because you Havetney Bateman. Literally like if
Speaker 1: everyone was Britney Bateman.
Speaker 2: Well, the rest of them are not capable of doing that,
Speaker 2: Like Lisa Barlowe is not capable and I wearing her
Speaker 2: on my shirt, I have a respect over my heart.
Speaker 2: She's not capable of being like, hey, guys, to the producers,
Speaker 2: what do you guys, need let me execute that for you. Wow.
Speaker 3: One person can do that in the cast besides Heather,
Speaker 3: which is Angie. Oh you think, I think, I think
Speaker 3: Andree is I think. Angie too is a chaos agent and.
Speaker 1: She's living she's truthfully living her life as the wife
Speaker 1: of a beautiful She's more grounded.
Speaker 3: But Angie can like zoom out and like the way
Speaker 3: she handled the Mary thing, I'm like, she can she
Speaker 3: can do this. Yeah, she's so aware in the best
Speaker 3: in the exact right way. Yeah, she has an understanding
Speaker 3: of that of the situations in a way where she's like,
Speaker 3: you know, when it's time to put your foot on
Speaker 3: the gas and like whenever it's Meredith spinning in a
Speaker 3: circle at her own butt mitzvah being like that, Like
Speaker 3: Angie knows, like I'm upset, but this is good this.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, it's like Mary melting down, Like there's a bone
Speaker 3: in every housewives body that if they were to scratch
Speaker 3: that bone, it would just be like, let me continue
Speaker 3: fighting this woman.
Speaker 2: But Angie knew it. It is not. I'm not arguing
Speaker 2: with Mary Cosby about this.
Speaker 1: Right saying high body count hair. It's like I actually
Speaker 1: take back what I said about Ms Gay Cute eating
Speaker 1: an Emmy for her writing it is angie because we're
Speaker 1: getting lines like high body count hair, and we're getting
Speaker 1: lines like.
Speaker 3: One foot in the grave and another and then she
Speaker 3: and then she even wrote something for this show where
Speaker 3: her I don't think some money was I don't think
Speaker 3: so mony high body count hair.
Speaker 2: And then she goes, you come to Lunatic Fringe salon.
Speaker 3: By the way, the name what oh no, when we
Speaker 3: get first of all, when we saw that, I didn't
Speaker 3: know what was called LUNATUK fringe triangle hair.
Speaker 2: I saw, I saw then well, then I looked.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that it was actually a phrase like
Speaker 3: it's the lunatic fringe references actually like groups of people.
Speaker 3: It's not just two words that sound great together. It's like, oh,
Speaker 3: she's like a I worshiped this attack we do and
Speaker 3: she was great on the show. You should listen to that.
Speaker 3: She like, she looks perfect. This is the right the
Speaker 3: joke level writing, Yeah, yeah, this is good. She goes,
Speaker 3: come to Lunatic Fringe, you have a get late guarantee.
Speaker 3: If you don't have sex, come back, I'll fuck you myself.
Speaker 2: Girl.
Speaker 3: Then they said they Rome was not building in a day. No, well,
Speaker 3: can you possibly mean by that? And you're talking about
Speaker 3: a Greek woman to watch it? So stop with this
Speaker 3: Rome imagery. They were talking about Greek built a hair empire.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because she was laying brick by bricks.
Speaker 2: And the cultural wasteland of saltings.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is, by the way, I got a damn pillar.
Speaker 2: I'm a pillar of the community. My god, do I
Speaker 2: have an angie?
Speaker 1: Go go go Meredith.
Speaker 2: Well, Meredith, it was.
Speaker 1: I thought it was really interesting how you talked to me,
Speaker 1: and you are very rude to me.
Speaker 2: There's not much I'm I have to work on it.
Speaker 1: It's there, helling journey.
Speaker 2: I'm in a real place of helling. I love, I want.
Speaker 3: She needs to have a better season next year, and
Speaker 3: I actually blame that. I think the producers cut out
Speaker 3: a lot of her ship.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, interesting because, like Whitney, I think she's the
Speaker 1: most stunning woman alive period.
Speaker 2: We're one of the only housewives I've done a shot with.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, and how did that present itself?
Speaker 3: Well, we were both at high Tops, West Hollywood. Good
Speaker 3: for her, likely place for us.
Speaker 1: She is a gay guy.
Speaker 2: She's a gay guy.
Speaker 1: She is she's a gay guy. She's not as much
Speaker 1: of a gay guy is Angie k Oh. Sure.
Speaker 3: Well, but when when STUDI and I were at Chuck,
Speaker 3: she was in the audience and then sud was like say,
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm too shy, but this is Bowen
Speaker 3: is So you guys work with the biggest A listers
Speaker 3: weekend lead these are our Meredith Marks came to the
Speaker 3: Fire Island premier years ago with Seth and Brooks. I
Speaker 3: went over to her to say, that was the first
Speaker 3: time we had ever met. I said, Bowen, come over here.
Speaker 3: He said, no, I'm not doing that. No, it's She's
Speaker 3: like he was scared. I love these people with all my.
Speaker 1: Heart and her scratch cornea really concerned me. Meredith doesn't
Speaker 1: stop creating content. I'm saying, this is someone who will
Speaker 1: be buying her. What is it pink microphones?
Speaker 3: That you don't think I have the entire Meredith Mark's
Speaker 3: collection and have been to the store in Park City.
Speaker 2: You're incorrect. What does it you'd be deeply mistake.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you remember at the end when it was
Speaker 1: like during the finale when they put the title cards
Speaker 1: up like what they're doing now and they came by
Speaker 1: so fast, very very fast. I couldn't we're listen, we're
Speaker 1: all professional readers. Could not read that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love reading in the language. I love reading question. Yeah,
Speaker 2: love so good at it is my first language. Top
Speaker 2: five Housewives Just you do it? What are your Stacy Rush?
Speaker 1: You are crazy?
Speaker 2: I watch your QBC videos. He does It's like and
Speaker 2: it's a proud Christian woman. I love having God right
Speaker 2: here on my rist. That's a proud Christian woman.
Speaker 3: Is No, she is actually a revolutionary housewife because she
Speaker 3: is showing me that you can be a positive, loving
Speaker 3: person and still succeed.
Speaker 1: And you could have the most beautiful boobs on TV.
Speaker 2: And you're the most gorgeously stacked person to ever be
Speaker 2: on television. Her body is insane body, her body.
Speaker 1: Her body is, her body is celsius, her body.
Speaker 2: Is look at that, I mean bectish. Let's the most
Speaker 2: gorgeous woman alive. And to think she's dating a man
Speaker 2: who will not have sex, that's crazy, and that that's
Speaker 2: part of what is going on there with miss Let
Speaker 2: me think about it.
Speaker 3: Let me think about it for even more than one
Speaker 3: or two seconds. Miss gay I think, I think, but
Speaker 3: we love Stacey. I love Stacy. Brush is in my
Speaker 3: top five.
Speaker 1: Leon. I'm never going to shame an actor who ONTs
Speaker 1: camera time.
Speaker 3: Sure, and you're and you are never going to do
Speaker 3: that for do you respect the fuck out of those guys?
Speaker 2: I respect the fuck out of those guys and the
Speaker 2: actor out here who's grinding, doing their best, putting one
Speaker 2: foot in front of the other in this grind we
Speaker 2: call Hollywood.
Speaker 3: I respect the fuck out of those guys. Excuse my language,
Speaker 3: but it's true. And it's really difficult.
Speaker 1: Say for the heart of hearing Meredith Marxist.
Speaker 3: People in the back, who I thought, you just said
Speaker 3: Meredith Marxist, and I thought, that's a good dragon.
Speaker 2: That's a great name. Marxist.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I phone list, my phone list? Can
Speaker 3: I just say when I wasn't call it? When I
Speaker 3: was in Denver for the holidays, it was this huge
Speaker 3: event all over Grinder. People were like, We're going to
Speaker 3: Meredith Mark's Meredith Mark is going to show up at Tracks,
Speaker 3: this nightclub by the train.
Speaker 2: Tracks. It was like the entire town was getting ready
Speaker 2: for like a presidential visits.
Speaker 3: That's an A List Tracks appearance. No, of course, And
Speaker 3: I was like, I am not. I'm gonna sit now
Speaker 3: because because of fear. No, we love merit.
Speaker 2: Meredith came, obviously.
Speaker 3: Meredith famously, as the readers know, came to the Cultural
Speaker 3: Awards and delivered a great performance and accepted an award
Speaker 3: in person on behalf of all the ladies, and then
Speaker 3: came out to the after party afterwards and was hanging out.
Speaker 2: She is a good hand.
Speaker 1: This is what I was saying about the the title card.
Speaker 1: I said at the end of the title cards, it
Speaker 1: said that she's coming out with listening pink listening devices.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well she's a handicap. She's a handicapped woman.
Speaker 3: But because she thought making fun of the differently understand
Speaker 3: he makes fun of just abilities now on a really
Speaker 3: underappreciated line during the whole recording freak out in this burner.
Speaker 2: What what is it?
Speaker 3: I invited you into my home and then she didn't
Speaker 3: saying lies and spreading lies, she goes for saying lies
Speaker 3: and spreading lies.
Speaker 2: Like staying and spreading being two different things. For saying
Speaker 2: lies and.
Speaker 1: Spreading lies, she resolutely rock garbage.
Speaker 3: Post Meredith Stacey, I just lui Anne, and then I'm
Speaker 3: gonna say I fucking Luyne.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I've read.
Speaker 2: Oh but we can share the list.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is, this is And I'm gonna say, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna say Alexia, Alexia is pretty good, Alexei is huge
Speaker 3: for me.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say Adriana. Adriana is amazing.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say.
Speaker 2: Meredith. Yes, I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3: If you say, I'm gonna say Doloras Catania, And I'm
Speaker 3: gonna say.
Speaker 1: Who do I laugh at Sonya? Like how is Sonya?
Speaker 2: Nonestly? Sonya to me is diminishing?
Speaker 3: Can Yeah, sure, Kenya is tough for me because as
Speaker 3: incredibly fabulous as she is, I don't think I'm like
Speaker 3: chuckling laughing along honestly.
Speaker 2: In good times. Porscha's unbelievable.
Speaker 3: And also, you know who I think is actually a
Speaker 3: top five housewife and I take the good and the
Speaker 3: bad Erica Jane.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, totally. Erica Jane is unforgettable character on television. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And it's like if we're like paying homage to what
Speaker 1: the show homage for the zoobie zoos in the room,
Speaker 1: It's like, that is what the show is. It's a
Speaker 1: soap opera, and she is a soap opera. I mean
Speaker 1: literally named to Erica Kane. Oh wow, my soul left
Speaker 1: my body. Yeah you met her?
Speaker 2: No, wait, I don't know who did a hospital, right,
Speaker 2: Erica Kane?
Speaker 3: Is that Susan Luci's character on All My Children and
Speaker 3: the most famous soap opera character? And it was, But
Speaker 3: Sarah was on General Hospital? Yes, yes, that is the
Speaker 3: most iconic thing anyone's ever done.
Speaker 1: Well and talk about General Hospital. I didn't know this.
Speaker 1: I bet I literally, I said, hey, I please, and
Speaker 1: they were like, are you like kidding because you're a comedian,
Speaker 1: are you kidding? And I was like, I'm one million
Speaker 1: on General Hospital?
Speaker 3: They were like, so they she's a speech she's a
Speaker 3: speech therapist, kidding me, She's amazing.
Speaker 1: I come in for one episode. Can't do a serious
Speaker 1: phase going on because you know it is true what
Speaker 1: they say on so like that in soap operas, you
Speaker 1: know at the end of a scene it holds on
Speaker 1: everyone's facial reaction.
Speaker 2: Like this, I really do want to.
Speaker 1: All I want to do is act and guess what
Speaker 1: they do one hundred pages of dialogue a day. Do
Speaker 1: your respect speech? Put respect on that with the so practors.
Speaker 1: What were you saying with respects? You just did earlier.
Speaker 2: I respect the hell out of that.
Speaker 1: I respect the hell out of the act you know.
Speaker 3: It's it's think about how many greats we've got from soaps. Oh,
Speaker 3: Telly Rippa, I did.
Speaker 1: When I hosted my game show, my Hamster game show.
Speaker 2: Let that sink in. You don't even know the half
Speaker 2: of it. With the Hamster game.
Speaker 3: Let's keep who was competing the hamsters. Yes they were,
Speaker 3: but the human shoe and there they're therein lies.
Speaker 1: The I was my co host, Kyle Oh, he did
Speaker 1: soap operas, and he was like, bitch, you have no
Speaker 1: idea the level of acting. He said that all of
Speaker 1: his co stars could. When they were like, hey, you know,
Speaker 1: the director would be like, can we get one single
Speaker 1: tiar your cheek?
Speaker 2: They would go, which I fuck? Which bit? Which I?
Speaker 3: Bitch?
Speaker 1: Yeah you can do that? Though you could? Which I
Speaker 1: you could?
Speaker 2: I certainly couldn't, which I.
Speaker 1: So at the end of every scene, like they literally
Speaker 1: do the whole like hold for reaction, hold for reaction,
Speaker 1: but my crunchy ass literally doing this in my reaction shows.
Speaker 1: They're fucking I couldn't believe everyone is so fucking amazing
Speaker 1: acting in General Hospital.
Speaker 3: It's like in Okay, you know what, I'm out there.
Speaker 3: I want to be on General Hospital. I would love
Speaker 3: to come in and do whatever you guys need. They're
Speaker 3: not gonna want to let you go.
Speaker 2: That's fine. I'll do a recurring period. I would love to.
Speaker 1: It is like one take everyone done, everyone's off book,
Speaker 1: day of day off. They get the script and then
Speaker 1: they go, got it. Wow, And I know, I legit.
Speaker 1: Never been more nervous in my life because you're actually
Speaker 1: with pros who are like they do this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. I don't mean to make this
Speaker 3: about me. I want to put something out there. What
Speaker 3: I want to do, a pro wrestling thing that will
Speaker 3: be really good. Yes, I went. I went to New Japan,
Speaker 3: New Japan Pro Wrestling at the Tokyo Dome. It was
Speaker 3: the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 3: From children to elderly women.
Speaker 1: Screaming, screaming, hilarious, hilarious, acrobatic.
Speaker 2: I just I feel it's all my favorite things. Costumes.
Speaker 3: John Sena for tips, John John Mandarin speaker, John Cena. Yeah,
Speaker 3: have you seen him do the ads for log On? Mo?
Speaker 1: I guess the Chili Crisp Cam nos Oh for the
Speaker 1: Chili Chris, he's.
Speaker 2: In his trailer. He's like like it's crazy good.
Speaker 1: Okay, So for those reading listening watching, Matt wants me
Speaker 1: in General Hospital badly done, Bowen's General Hospital done. Substance
Speaker 1: like substance to.
Speaker 3: You find out Monstrow is not dead up and it's you,
Speaker 3: And then you have to go into SNL and it's meta,
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And then MONSTRELLI asked us to work on star Marks
Speaker 1: and she's just gotta be a girl getting her shit
Speaker 1: together West Hollywood, and like roommates, how did I want
Speaker 1: you to?
Speaker 3: Could you possibly conjure up how you felt when you
Speaker 3: saw Monstro ilysss Sue And when the text came on
Speaker 3: the screen that said Monstro, how did you.
Speaker 1: You're gonna like think I'm I'm joshing around or kyling
Speaker 1: around or whatever you're but like, so I want I
Speaker 1: went to the movie with my friend Heiress, who like
Speaker 1: does like amazing.
Speaker 3: Sorry, oh wow if his name hard two years are
Speaker 3: I s Heiress?
Speaker 2: They Heiress but like the final fantasy character keep going.
Speaker 1: Yes, my friend Heiress who does practical effects, who did
Speaker 1: all the practical effects, and Sarah Vain. We went, we
Speaker 1: went together and when that happened, legit stood up.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, the more you do it, the last and
Speaker 2: we were like, yeah, yes.
Speaker 1: Because I didn't think people in the theater we saw
Speaker 1: it with were like streaming, laughing the whole time. But
Speaker 1: I don't think they. They didn't. They didn't feel like
Speaker 1: they had permission to stand in cheer. But it's here,
Speaker 1: it's it's.
Speaker 2: It's cheering, yeah, moms show.
Speaker 3: I think because I saw it from I saw I
Speaker 3: saw it at home and I kept and mind you,
Speaker 3: I was stone. But it was the perfect way, which
Speaker 3: because I kept turning to Mat it's okay. I kept
Speaker 3: turning to mant now.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh.
Speaker 2: Hold. I turned him out and I was like, I
Speaker 2: slowly sobbed.
Speaker 1: I'm just give me some of the other. And now
Speaker 1: this is a circuit.
Speaker 3: We did say we couldn't do holding space jokes anymore
Speaker 3: for weekend.
Speaker 1: This is the last time there's only for you. You're harassing.
Speaker 1: So this is like you know what I mean, it's different, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Holding, I kept saying to Matt. I was like, this
Speaker 2: is fucking yeah. He did. Minutes in he was like,
Speaker 2: this is the best movie. I was like this rules.
Speaker 2: I love that and I loved me. Oh, I loved me.
Speaker 1: She's the most beautiful woman who's ever graced the planet.
Speaker 2: Sixty two.
Speaker 1: You believe that's crazy? How old is anyone? No?
Speaker 3: No, no, you'd have to ask them. And it's rude
Speaker 3: in some cultures, yes, and some cultures that's rude what
Speaker 3: you're saying.
Speaker 1: I'm bouncing around. I'm so crazy. But I was like,
Speaker 1: it just scared me to think that we wouldn't be
Speaker 1: bringing this up my neighbor. Wait, this is so back.
Speaker 1: This is not what we're talking about.
Speaker 2: No, say it.
Speaker 1: I'm not filing.
Speaker 2: No say it.
Speaker 1: What my neighbor is a brain scientist?
Speaker 3: I don't think that's what they're called neighbor hack aipor legit.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I am kind of like, should I knock on
Speaker 1: her door and ask her if it's normal that I
Speaker 1: can feel the veins in my eyes?
Speaker 2: Is knock knock, knock? Hey?
Speaker 1: How are you not me getting an or ring and
Speaker 1: refreshing that every five seconds? I had a question about
Speaker 1: I don't know, you're off the clock. I can feel
Speaker 1: the veins.
Speaker 2: In my eyes. Is this normal? Just not the brain? No? No,
Speaker 2: I'm not seeing the brain.
Speaker 1: Everything is everything is because actually isn't.
Speaker 3: All reality actual culture number ninety four. It's not the brain,
Speaker 3: but everything is. We've never had a rule like that,
Speaker 3: like the gate itself.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well I'm saying, is that all reality is consciousness?
Speaker 2: So period?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wait can you walk through that?
Speaker 1: It's just like we could all be like literally in
Speaker 1: my dream.
Speaker 2: So you're an egomaniac narcissist, so you're a solitar.
Speaker 1: Sorry, we could all be in like Trump's dream.
Speaker 4: That you.
Speaker 1: Throw it on him.
Speaker 2: It's his day, it is what this is all his dream,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's like, I just I'm sorry. I can't get over
Speaker 1: that he had fucking ymca.
Speaker 3: You have to watch The Apprentice. The movie, Oh, the movie.
Speaker 3: The movie was I love the Friends of the Show
Speaker 3: soon Yang, I loved it. Well, I I did like
Speaker 3: The Apprentice back in the day when it was all
Speaker 3: fun games. Yes, I'm talking about The Apprentice twenty four
Speaker 3: with Sebastian Stan and Jeremy Strong essentially The Apprentice.
Speaker 2: Referring to the fact that Trump was Roy Apprentice.
Speaker 1: You know, I pledged to watch that.
Speaker 2: It's really an interesting movie and did it get.
Speaker 1: Like a little bit where people worried about it I'll.
Speaker 2: Worried about it.
Speaker 3: Really, why Sabastian stands Oscar I'm sorry a golden globe.
Speaker 3: Speech was like we cannot move in fear. Is this
Speaker 3: leaf distracting? No?
Speaker 2: Are you you're okay with it? It's there is rustling.
Speaker 2: I mean, certainly okay.
Speaker 3: But and I just feel like if I were to
Speaker 3: have a leaf on my head throughout the entire day,
Speaker 3: I mean doing my job. That's crazy that this is
Speaker 3: actually our job, right, if I had a leaf on
Speaker 3: my head during your entire workspace, I would think, well.
Speaker 1: A Pokemon, because there's I think there's a Pokemon with
Speaker 1: a leaf on his head.
Speaker 2: There's leafing Pokemon. And you better watch your mouth, Chickarita. Yeah, hello, bitch.
Speaker 2: I just I have more proof than that's bitch, Chigarita,
Speaker 2: than that that.
Speaker 1: That that I was your friend in you. I was
Speaker 1: offended by that.
Speaker 3: Blow.
Speaker 1: Wait, what was this friend? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I can't, I can't quote that. That's one of the
Speaker 3: craziest moments. Garbage, horror, garbage.
Speaker 1: The fact that she came back from that with Mary,
Speaker 1: like the fact that it's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Well, did I ever tell you about I was at
Speaker 2: Sundance one year.
Speaker 3: And this is the same year I went to her
Speaker 3: store and I saw Meredith at an after party and
Speaker 3: I turned to her and I just kill Meredith, you know,
Speaker 3: I root for you and Lisa and she and she
Speaker 3: literally turns to me and she goes.
Speaker 2: Well, explain to me how that would work.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, waid the hell
Speaker 1: have they healed from that?
Speaker 2: I think you just kind of get over things when
Speaker 2: you're a housewife girl.
Speaker 1: When when when fucking Heather said about Whitney like it,
Speaker 1: whoa a piece of ship?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a piece of ship. You're a fucking liar.
Speaker 2: You're a bitch. That's literally like looking at her in
Speaker 2: the eyes. No you are You're a liar, Lisa, You're
Speaker 2: a liar. You talked to Whitney last season and you're like,
Speaker 2: how are you with the girl? How are you doing?
Speaker 2: And she goes, I'm good because the girls they're all good.
Speaker 3: Like she said to me, she said something like everyone
Speaker 3: knows how to do the show and we're a good
Speaker 3: casting together. And also I did hear I think Joel
Speaker 3: saw Meredith somewhere and he was like, so, how are
Speaker 3: you feeling about the season? And Meredith fully with a
Speaker 3: big smile, was like, I loved it. Everyone really came
Speaker 3: to work this year, like they're loving, They're amazing. And
Speaker 3: k came on the show and you could tell she
Speaker 3: felt like a queen. You should as she should.
Speaker 1: I oh, two things. Please tell me when I'm afraid
Speaker 1: that when people see me they see brow Why Like
Speaker 1: when Bronwin walks into the room wearing Ronald McDonald, it's
Speaker 1: like costume, not.
Speaker 2: Mama. Well, she kept saying, Mama, mama, this is fashion. Stop.
Speaker 1: I'm I don't get this. See that's not what I'm
Speaker 1: like right his head. It's like you don't see like
Speaker 1: hot dog on a stick.
Speaker 2: If you're anyone on Salt Lake, you're Lisa Barlowe.
Speaker 1: No, no, you're not.
Speaker 2: Who am I get this right? Who you know?
Speaker 1: I think that you're Lisa and you're Meredith.
Speaker 2: That is exactly what it is.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, that we we saw we saw ourselves. In
Speaker 3: the first season when Meredith tells Lisa.
Speaker 1: And Lisa, why, oh my god, wait, I'm gonna cry.
Speaker 2: I'm crying. Wait, I'm crying. No, No, I heard us.
Speaker 2: I love you guys so much.
Speaker 1: I'm really close with them.
Speaker 2: It's just really hurting me because we're always friends, you know.
Speaker 2: Meredith is like, it's okay, wait, I'm gonna cry.
Speaker 1: I'm crying. You look like a trampoline with eyes.
Speaker 2: Trampoline with eyes under trampoline crying, Angie one foot in
Speaker 2: the grave, and she come up with that's amazing and
Speaker 2: reading it she's gotting one foot in the grave and
Speaker 2: another banana peel?
Speaker 1: Can you hear? And you're not laugh It's like I
Speaker 1: feel that way by the way that you have one
Speaker 1: foot in the grave, which means what to you, half
Speaker 1: clown half? Should you do me a really big favor?
Speaker 1: Can you look up doctor who like skin stretched out person?
Speaker 2: Oh, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: That's trampling trampling eyes And then wait, can you do
Speaker 1: this thing? Insert image here?
Speaker 2: And also make sure it says subscribe to Lost cultures
Speaker 2: us underneath it. Do it again? In fact, do it again?
Speaker 1: Subscribe to Lost culture says here?
Speaker 2: Or should we say subscribe to iHeart.
Speaker 5: Y'all?
Speaker 2: Y'all are some clowns? Really? For real? Really for real?
Speaker 1: What? Okay, my neighbor's a brain scientists?
Speaker 3: Yeah, get into this. Should this be a two part episode?
Speaker 3: Should this be called monsco Serahnical Part one. Oh my,
Speaker 3: and then we'll do Monstrow Starting a Cold Part two. No, oh,
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: Me, by the way, me really too.
Speaker 2: You really to take it back, especially this week?
Speaker 3: Me really too. It's not me too, it's the sequel.
Speaker 3: Me really to hashtag.
Speaker 2: You thought we were You thought we were stomping it
Speaker 2: out the first time.
Speaker 1: No, no, me really to Pussy grabs back. You thought
Speaker 1: pussy was sitting on the shelf. Well guess what it
Speaker 1: was sitting on the shelf so long in the in
Speaker 1: the cabinet, in the dark that it became one of
Speaker 1: those potatoes with the little arms growing out.
Speaker 2: Pussy grabs back, and this time it reeks.
Speaker 1: That's actually really good.
Speaker 2: Scare him off a little bit.
Speaker 3: Well, a culture number one thousand. We've never gone that high,
Speaker 3: you fucking freak. I came in here and said, you
Speaker 3: really said it's Sarah's cult.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say the culture that was for me when
Speaker 1: the pussy is on the shelf. David Lynch, wish you
Speaker 1: could drink that.
Speaker 2: Well he passed. He's dead, dead man, my neighbor's brains side. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I get into this. Sorry, she said.
Speaker 1: That global warming.
Speaker 2: That's not a climate sign global.
Speaker 3: Okay, because they're shaped the same, a big circle brain
Speaker 3: in a globe.
Speaker 1: That's why my brain's always rolling around my head like
Speaker 1: a marble.
Speaker 2: Exactly did you tell her all this peanut headed? But
Speaker 2: what did what did she? What did she say? Global
Speaker 2: peanut headed bitch?
Speaker 1: One time my boyfriend drew picture of me that was
Speaker 1: a little little peanut head and we screaming pay attention
Speaker 1: to me, and he's called it peanut head bitch.
Speaker 3: And now Sarah, whenever she's in a wig, it's like, Oh,
Speaker 3: that's the most peanut headed bitch I've ever seen. Puhead
Speaker 3: Bitch's a little head. You have such a good head.
Speaker 2: It's a great I love it. I love its full transformation.
Speaker 2: Immediately when I see you in a red bob or like.
Speaker 1: You got obsessed with that one bomb, like you was
Speaker 1: a blonde, I want to there's something like amazing about
Speaker 1: I had.
Speaker 2: No it's it's an amazing moment when you transform.
Speaker 1: I just it's like every it's just like, listen, I
Speaker 1: am grateful for this job because so many things, but
Speaker 1: the fact that for a job I get to wear
Speaker 1: a wag and go oh.
Speaker 3: Is she there was a wig that was so perfect
Speaker 3: on Sarah that and and I don't mean to like
Speaker 3: out you as anything like narcissistic. It's just it was
Speaker 3: like I got it because you just kept Sarah and
Speaker 3: I sit next to each other on Saturdays for makeup
Speaker 3: and hair, and it really was a moment of Sarah
Speaker 3: just being like looking at herself for at least five minutes.
Speaker 2: I'm beautiful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did this substance mirror thing. But you were like,
Speaker 1: you were like so happy. I felt that when I
Speaker 1: had my Tina Turner wig. I had Ava Turner wig
Speaker 1: in that Pongo sketch. It was insert image here. Oh
Speaker 1: and one time I had to wear a Rebo wig.
Speaker 2: That was great and it was like I was kind
Speaker 2: I kind of like, were you playing Reba?
Speaker 4: No, not.
Speaker 1: Per se, but in a way, well all extras have,
Speaker 1: you know, it was kind of channeling.
Speaker 2: You can't really put a Reba wig on without doing
Speaker 2: a you have at least once.
Speaker 1: That was amazing. I'm pretty good.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good at singing hard.
Speaker 1: When you were singing in the hallway and it was
Speaker 1: resounding and reverberating, I was like the all funny drained
Speaker 1: out of my body and I was just living in
Speaker 1: like your honest moment. I was just like, wow, you.
Speaker 2: Really, what did your neighbors say? Because you said you beautiful?
Speaker 1: What did your neighbors?
Speaker 2: Because he's done with me? I need to be so bad?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, pee go go pee girl?
Speaker 3: How bad?
Speaker 1: Is it pretty bad?
Speaker 2: I've been holding it in for at least a half hour.
Speaker 2: You've been dealing with a lot. But should I go now?
Speaker 2: But I don't want to lose that. We've been on
Speaker 2: momentum this whole time.
Speaker 1: Okay, So my neighbor said that climate change you you
Speaker 1: really can.
Speaker 2: Tell about here? Trump?
Speaker 1: Really? Trump?
Speaker 3: Come on now, girl, Gland Trump girl, Girl, yet real girl,
Speaker 3: get real Greenland?
Speaker 1: Really leave it alone?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: What did your climate what did you try brain scientists
Speaker 1: say about the climate? She said that global warming. You
Speaker 1: know that global warming is happening because dogs have dog
Speaker 1: bites are up because they're the ozone dogs that are
Speaker 1: breathing in ozone and it's making them go crazy. And
Speaker 1: the first thing I said was Bronwen.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. And then your neighbor was like, who yeah, no, literally,
Speaker 2: you know what's crazy? What's crazy about the Bronwin dog attack?
Speaker 3: Is she got attacked by her favorite thing, because you know,
Speaker 3: she's got all those dogs named after the House of
Speaker 3: Cards characters, which.
Speaker 2: The show is the best show on television today. All
Speaker 2: my dogs are named after characters from my favorite show,
Speaker 2: House of Cards, an insane show.
Speaker 1: Let me be Frank. Oh my god, you're so fine.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna light you on fire.
Speaker 2: Let me be Frank.
Speaker 1: No, you know those dogs were named after let me
Speaker 1: be Frank. Like, they're young dogs.
Speaker 3: And this girl is naming I mean House no Cards
Speaker 3: twenty thirteen. It was that's an old show, so she
Speaker 3: must have started binging like a few years ago.
Speaker 1: Those dogs look like newer than that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not like housebroken.
Speaker 3: I mean if she had, she had started the show
Speaker 3: when came on like many of us did, and then
Speaker 3: I guess she named her she might have named her
Speaker 3: dog first. I would imagine her first dog was named Frank,
Speaker 3: and you'd think the second one was Claire.
Speaker 2: Those dogs are old, now, a dog, really old, thirteen
Speaker 2: year old dogs.
Speaker 1: I thought all her dogs really young, and I was like,
Speaker 1: that's crazy that she named them that recently.
Speaker 2: I mean, looking.
Speaker 1: From so blessed up.
Speaker 3: She started watching House of Cards after all everything came out.
Speaker 3: After everything came out about Kevin Spacey, she said, not
Speaker 3: only am I going to start streaming, I'm gonna name
Speaker 3: all my pets after this.
Speaker 2: This is just conjecture. We don't know.
Speaker 1: They could be.
Speaker 2: Money. You know those dogs have money and everything replaced.
Speaker 1: They can get hey, group mind, group of mind, groom mind,
Speaker 1: groom mind.
Speaker 2: When you can get in a rhythm, ride the wave, babe.
Speaker 1: One food in the grave and another on appeal.
Speaker 2: Look at that melody another one?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Banana, you need to be.
Speaker 2: In the Minions movies. Wait Erica's Erica Jane. We're on
Speaker 2: appeal for legal reasons. We're on appeal, appeal for legal reasons.
Speaker 1: Dumb an evil man? Oh no, but even.
Speaker 2: He's iconic.
Speaker 1: They car flipped over how many times? Sometimes because there's snowing?
Speaker 2: What or what or what or what?
Speaker 3: You are?
Speaker 1: Ugly?
Speaker 2: Just a fuck up?
Speaker 1: Kyle?
Speaker 2: Hey, girl, girl, what do you have to say to
Speaker 2: Kyle Richards.
Speaker 3: Because after you say it, we're gonna do I don't
Speaker 3: think's money and then we're gonna let him pe Finally, Please, girl,
Speaker 3: you gotta speak truth to power. Yeah, who's the power?
Speaker 3: I think Unfortunately she's the power and we've given her
Speaker 3: too much of it.
Speaker 2: I agree, be honest, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Say okay, say I'm gay, or say I was gay
Speaker 1: for a second, or say Mauricio cheated on me with Derey,
Speaker 1: just say it.
Speaker 3: My take on Kyle is she literally the cameras are
Speaker 3: only there for her own comfort, because I do think
Speaker 3: she's dealing with a pretty real thing, which is that
Speaker 3: she's separated from her husband. He's not around and none
Speaker 3: of her kids are around. So I think the cameras
Speaker 3: are there more so that she can have people that
Speaker 3: she knows there so she doesn't spin out. But she
Speaker 3: shouldn't be on the reality show anymore. She's not willing
Speaker 3: to portray her reality, which she's not willing to do
Speaker 3: in any shape or form period. No, you're you're very right, philosopher.
Speaker 3: Can't tell your brain scientists neighbor that to chew on
Speaker 3: that for once, the o zones making him spit fire, Yeah,
Speaker 3: dog at text her up, you know, and you know.
Speaker 1: What, fucking you know what? I changed everything I said.
Speaker 3: That woman was mald She was, and you made a
Speaker 3: joke out of it, You made humor out of it,
Speaker 3: and it was in comedy.
Speaker 2: It was human and Sarah, it sucks to sit here
Speaker 2: while you did that cheering on violence against women. You
Speaker 2: know what this week? This week, if you don't laugh,
Speaker 2: you'll cry.
Speaker 3: I believe the phrase goes the old adage, the phrase,
Speaker 3: the phrase just someone looking.
Speaker 2: In your eyes. It's too funny, that's too too funny,
Speaker 2: too furious. That's all you had to say to Kyle?
Speaker 2: Did you just give.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like and subscribe last culture. Oh, Kyle would
Speaker 3: have been good in that. You should have been Rose
Speaker 3: deps roll. Goldie Rose Depp said, Goldie Rose Rose.
Speaker 1: Would be funny. Brittany could have played that.
Speaker 2: Brittany Bateman, did you see Esperanza?
Speaker 1: Yes, clearly you saw it. This is awesome.
Speaker 2: You loved it. Your tops year apart in Substance.
Speaker 1: My top two of the year are The Substance and
Speaker 1: The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City in.
Speaker 3: An Alley Great, So it's sun for I don't think so, Honey.
Speaker 3: Are famous segments, Sarah, where we take one minute to
Speaker 3: really take down something and culture we feel deserves it.
Speaker 2: This is our moment to do that. Yes, I do
Speaker 2: have something, don't really have anything? Okay, but do you
Speaker 2: I really do. And you know you actually know about
Speaker 2: mine too, I know about it. Yeah, okay, then and
Speaker 2: then it's gonna be amazing. I can go first.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is Bowen Yang's I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 3: and his time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Humidifier.
Speaker 3: I'm waking up in the morning. You're blasting off all
Speaker 3: night in the corner. I'm waking up in the morning,
Speaker 3: lips still chapped.
Speaker 1: How come is that?
Speaker 3: How come is that Humanifier? If you're not doing the
Speaker 3: do then I can't give the give in my everyday life.
Speaker 3: I'm walking around with chapped lips and a chapped ass
Speaker 3: while we're at it all because the droplets, the mist
Speaker 3: whatever you do?
Speaker 1: What do you do? What do you do?
Speaker 3: We actually to logande Astragia, what do you do successfully, Humidifier?
Speaker 3: To be honest to Trinity, Oh I thought it was
Speaker 3: still Aganza. Seems like an amazing season of television. Great season,
Speaker 3: RuPaul's Drag Race season six, and we're gonna be reviewing it,
Speaker 3: and we're gonna be reviewing We're doing a recap podcast
Speaker 3: on our Patreon.
Speaker 2: Just kidding the Dragon Race review, Humidifier job, Thank you.
Speaker 1: That was one minute, But would you say that you
Speaker 1: were dry as your mother's sort of like join, sort
Speaker 1: of like vagin Logandra should have won that season.
Speaker 2: That was an amazing culture. She should have. Oh absolute,
Speaker 2: you know what, time starts now.
Speaker 3: I don't think so, honey, that Legandra Strondre didn't win
Speaker 3: season six of Her Boss Drag Race. You're still quoting it.
Speaker 3: You're still obsessed. Bianca, we love you, We're not quoting
Speaker 3: I guess I just did not. You know what, Bianca,
Speaker 3: you deserve. Your victory should have been a tie the
Speaker 3: Mona Exchange, Trinity Kbonets I shouldn't have been the Legan
Speaker 3: just should have tore up that win, just like she
Speaker 3: tore up the whole season, And I feel very attacked
Speaker 3: that she didn't win. In fact, you know what, I
Speaker 3: actually hung out with Laganda Strang, a lovely person, and
Speaker 3: let the girls have their marijuana if they needed to
Speaker 3: be right, because she probably would have actually ate down
Speaker 3: on that season.
Speaker 2: Even more than she already did if they had allowed
Speaker 2: her her little medicinal fifteen marijuana. And you know what,
Speaker 2: of all weeks to not let Legan just smoke weed
Speaker 2: on season six, of all weeks, you picked this week.
Speaker 2: I don't think so, honey. And we're not headed in
Speaker 2: the right direction in this country. We're not. And that's
Speaker 2: one minute.
Speaker 1: Does anyone know? Could anyone do the stand up set.
Speaker 2: By heart sort of like over John? We can all
Speaker 2: right get you.
Speaker 3: My name is Legan hold on, we need to do it.
Speaker 3: We didn't pull up and do it and do a reading.
Speaker 3: Laganja stand up, said I. And also I respect the
Speaker 3: hell out of her that she will not return to
Speaker 3: the show. Oh yeah, but I'm sure they've asked many
Speaker 3: times because who wouldn't want to see that she came
Speaker 3: back to like absolutely slay e lipsynt the duleep as physical. Yes,
Speaker 3: that was a total knockout. But she won't return to
Speaker 3: the show to compete because it's like she's.
Speaker 1: Had it good.
Speaker 2: Okay, what is it? Hey?
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, hey, put your lighter is up. Ganja's in
Speaker 3: the house. And as you can tell from my accent,
Speaker 3: I'm from Dallas texts ass. And it was not very
Speaker 3: easy growing up looking like this, whether I was playing
Speaker 3: in my grandma's clothes or putting on a show for
Speaker 3: my well organized, alphabetically ordered penny babies, I wasna gay, ok.
Speaker 3: But it wasn't until I moved to Los Angeles that
Speaker 3: I discovered marijuana. I mean, I like to smoke, y'all.
Speaker 3: I'm just flying High's your receiving hair line?
Speaker 1: Oker?
Speaker 3: Marijuana really does help me calling down, so, y'all. I
Speaker 3: went to Valencia where they filmed the TV show Weeds.
Speaker 1: Y'all.
Speaker 2: It's very dry. It's almost kind of like you're a vagina.
Speaker 2: Can I get now, y'all, I'm a tree hugger. Because
Speaker 2: if it ain't green, I'm not interested. Had she done
Speaker 2: this in a way that, like at the time, really
Speaker 2: owned it, Like, had she been high.
Speaker 1: Done this like it is funny?
Speaker 2: Because if it ain't green, I'm not interested.
Speaker 3: But this is what I'm saying, is she created what
Speaker 3: comedy is right, Like this podcast wouldn't exist. You think
Speaker 3: this podcast would exist?
Speaker 1: Do you think the Comedy Cellar was built in the day?
Speaker 3: Angie K needs a set at the Comedy cell You
Speaker 3: need Angie K and Laganja Astroga doing like a travel show. Yes, yeah, absolutely, Okay,
Speaker 3: I bet ANGIEK smokes some reefer.
Speaker 2: Don't laugh, Rebecca, No.
Speaker 1: Her house is too pointy.
Speaker 2: I would be.
Speaker 1: Afraid with the shapes of tips of things, the shape,
Speaker 1: what else? What else?
Speaker 2: Your head? What I said?
Speaker 1: Triangle?
Speaker 2: My triangle? You asked, like fifteen times.
Speaker 1: I'm a visual learner.
Speaker 2: Are you.
Speaker 1: Look at her house? I go, I would like if
Speaker 1: I was too high, I would have like fallen down
Speaker 1: and hit my head. Marble slabs.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: I appreciate a house that's really dangerous to live in.
Speaker 3: That's actually my aesthetic hazardous place with where if you
Speaker 3: even think about bringing your kids, they're gonna get hurt.
Speaker 2: Right, don't bring kids into my house.
Speaker 3: Don't bring kids into my refrigerator house exactly. My house
Speaker 3: is ice cold and pointy as ship.
Speaker 2: Remember Monica fell down the stairs?
Speaker 1: Yeah, mom make Guacamolean said my my green ice cream
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: Monica's mother, craziest woman.
Speaker 1: What was her name? Like Tip Hedrinners that's what it was, Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you? I fre kind of was that?
Speaker 3: What was was Monica's mom's name? What did I sell?
Speaker 3: You're right, Tippy hed Droun? All right, So this is Sarah's.
Speaker 1: Mine's like, you guys are gonna have to edit it out.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be so brutal.
Speaker 3: Okay, oh ship, this is Sarah Shermans. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 3: her time starts now, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Speaking my truth. This is you know this is true.
Speaker 1: I know the clock is running out. Don't take my time.
Speaker 2: How much I wanted.
Speaker 1: Santa Maria Novella, I don't think so, honey, that you
Speaker 1: formulated my ajuly. I have been wearing the same petuli
Speaker 1: from Santa Maria Novella for five years. I went to
Speaker 1: go buy another bottle, spray it on me? I go,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Why is it not spraying sticky? Why is
Speaker 1: it not so sticky? Why is it not coming out
Speaker 1: smelling like balsamic vinaigrette and stank and rank? Why does
Speaker 1: it not? Why does it smell nice? Why does it
Speaker 1: smell like a dog feat on me? You changed it?
Speaker 1: I called the office in Italy. They've been making perfumes
Speaker 1: there in an apothecary. Monks make the perfumes since the
Speaker 1: sixteen hundreds. In Tuscany. Five seconds. I called them and
Speaker 1: I say, you reformulated. They said no, he didn't. I go,
Speaker 1: but when I spray my shirt, it's not stained brown
Speaker 1: because that was old formula, my old patuli formulation. It
Speaker 1: used to used to spray it on your shirt, there
Speaker 1: would be a big brown stain like you spilled soy
Speaker 1: sauce on you.
Speaker 2: Just the way I like it. This is just super brutal,
Speaker 2: super brutal, like.
Speaker 1: The bottle would be so sticky brown, sticky all over,
Speaker 1: like sir, you couldn't even touch it. I used to
Speaker 1: be able to walk into a fucking elevator and everyone
Speaker 1: and go whoa, whoa, get a job, hippie, And now
Speaker 1: it smells nice and then they guess, like man, I
Speaker 1: call and I was like, hey, you guys.
Speaker 2: Do stupid monks? Change it back? You freak freakish monks.
Speaker 1: Get fu this Italian woman just like no, it's the same.
Speaker 1: I email every emo. Do the accent bungee or no, no,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that suck. Yeah, that's a Petuli pizza.
Speaker 2: That snl.
Speaker 1: Hey no, I'm not Actra downtra and they so you
Speaker 1: know what I have to do. I have to go
Speaker 1: on eBay. I have to google Santa Mariano Velo Patuli
Speaker 1: and guess what comes up. Bottles literally with one tablespoon
Speaker 1: of the PETROLI left, and I'm buying it for one
Speaker 1: hundred fifty dollars because that's how badly I want it.
Speaker 1: And everybody know and that, and that's why everyone on
Speaker 1: eBay is up charging. Literally I thought it because saraed
Speaker 1: by and they are trying to upsell thimbles left of
Speaker 1: this old Petulli formulation. So I beg, you sent a
Speaker 1: Mariana velopment. I know the platform that this podcast has.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I stopped that.
Speaker 1: I know what the power of culture, So I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, the gas lighting of women on a
Speaker 1: day week like this?
Speaker 3: Yes, wow, help it was no this was the saga.
Speaker 3: But I thought it had been resolved. I thought you
Speaker 3: had found the Petulia again.
Speaker 1: Well I found this is what fucking happened. Then I
Speaker 1: found the bottles on eBay that people were reselling the
Speaker 1: half of the bottle. But now everybody's caught on that
Speaker 1: the Petrolia is different. But how does everything now slash
Speaker 1: on eBay?
Speaker 2: But how do all these eBay people have a little
Speaker 2: roplet left over?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Who are these people?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I literally there's like there's there's there's
Speaker 1: someone for everyone out there. There's someone for everyone, and
Speaker 1: it just they they changed it and it smells like nice.
Speaker 1: And I I liked when I smelled like vinegar. I
Speaker 1: used to smell when I used to come into my
Speaker 1: office to smell.
Speaker 2: Just Keith and.
Speaker 5: Whatever breathing.
Speaker 2: You should just put vinegar in the bottle. Vinegar and
Speaker 2: soy sauce.
Speaker 1: Vinegar, soy sauce, stinky socks, that dog pee cat and
Speaker 1: now smells like grass. I don't think it's honey smelling
Speaker 1: like nice grass.
Speaker 2: Smells like pussy on the shelf.
Speaker 1: Well, my time restarted.
Speaker 2: I got a uti from holding in this past.
Speaker 3: The hemorrhoid of the people is that, well it's hold
Speaker 3: to get intro for the third time. If it's that
Speaker 3: more time has passed, it could be Logan Roy going
Speaker 3: to the brain drive. You piss crazy?
Speaker 2: What is that? Is that what happened to Logan Roy?
Speaker 1: He went crazy on that one episode?
Speaker 4: Is that.
Speaker 2: It was your favorite Roy? Oh wow, Kendall, Kendall.
Speaker 1: That is just if that's Long Island. Roy triggers me
Speaker 1: because that's Long Island. That is every person we grew
Speaker 1: up with down Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if they had had money which around me well whatever, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're right, that's why it triggers me.
Speaker 1: You know, I just remember that you guys are really bad.
Speaker 2: No wait, wait, what did you remember.
Speaker 1: For the fifth grade talent show my friends did.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They were like, Sarah, you can like be in the
Speaker 1: back and like press playing the boom box.
Speaker 3: That's a traumatic memory. They have to switch out the
Speaker 3: cards because we've been going for two and so we're
Speaker 3: gonna end it.
Speaker 2: This has been so wonderful. It's great to get to
Speaker 2: know you a little bit. I don't want to end this. Trust.
Speaker 3: The great thing about you guys having booked S n
Speaker 3: L is now you get to go hang out with
Speaker 3: each other even more.
Speaker 2: And you know what I want you guys to do,
Speaker 2: write something together this week.
Speaker 1: We are I legit. I'm tired from laughing.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. We end every episode with the.
Speaker 1: Song hey yeah, Hey, Yeah, you can push the boom
Speaker 1: box into that.
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