WEBVTT - #21: Extra Long For Your Aural Pleasure- Brody's Giant Box Rant 0:00:03.440 --> 0:00:08.079 Guess we just got fat today. That Brooklyn bos that 0:00:08.240 --> 0:00:11.760 had been away. They both have so much to see. 0:00:12.480 --> 0:00:26.079 You know, their names are brilliant, scary that twenty one. 0:00:26.400 --> 0:00:28.319 I knew there was a reason why I didn't like 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:34.400 this one. This jingle. Okay, so welcome if it's it's 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:37.280 been since December five. Yeah, and we know that because 0:00:37.360 --> 0:00:40.400 Kathleen went, go Kathleen from our show gave us crap. 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:43.760 You know, you guys haven't up a podcast to sound 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:46.240 a fat guys. You just put up two episodes. Try 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:49.960 acquiet taste podcast. You guys haven't kind of thing. Okay, 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:53.320 all right, So the good news is we got to 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:55.080 play that. We got to play that jingle the boys 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:57.080 are back in town because we we've been out. So 0:00:57.520 --> 0:00:59.880 the week of December five, whatever that week was, because 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:02.639 ze when hundreds jingle ball in New York, we recorded 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:04.760 earlier in the week, right, so we gave you an 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:07.960 early episode. Then the following week we were gonna do 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:10.720 normal Thursday recording, and you and I were both sick. Yeah. 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:14.440 So this podcast being sponsored by Emodium, a d emergency, 0:01:14.800 --> 0:01:17.320 not a sponsor, So this was we were going to 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:20.759 record on what the fourteen. Yeah, it was a Thursday. 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:23.000 The thing is I had a Roy Rogers appearance, so 0:01:23.120 --> 0:01:25.640 I couldn't make it. Yeah, and I was sick. Legitimately, 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:27.800 he was like, we were gonna record yesterday, but I 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:32.440 had I had appearance. But also because ge Easy was 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:34.320 here in the studio and they were doing interviews all 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:37.200 afternoon with Easy. Yeah, so you guys can blame Gee 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:39.560 Easy for being in our studio. We couldn't do the podcast. 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:43.160 It ain't safe. It ain't safe. It ain't safe with 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:45.680 me and get some money. I love that song he 0:01:45.760 --> 0:01:48.800 does with Cardi b Oh my god, it's great. You 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:51.560 know what? Talking about no Limit. He also does a 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:54.840 song with Halsey, his girlfriend. Oh nice, God, you want 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:58.480 to about a lucky guy, g Easy. He's a talented 0:01:58.600 --> 0:02:04.000 he's tall, he's day in Halsey. All right, that's not cool, 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:06.960 it's cool. I think it's all. I like Halsy. She's 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:13.040 very nice, like in a dating way. Didn't you say 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:14.320 on the Big Show you love Hallsy but not in 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:20.080 a creepyway. I said that club you have that club? Okay, 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:24.959 so so scary and uh. Other members of the Morning Show, 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:28.840 not me, went to uh South Florida for the y 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:31.960 one hundred jingle ball. So a lot of our radio 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:34.600 stations around the country do their own jingle balls. Is 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:37.679 d Q one, O, two, kiss, IF M and l 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:39.639 A which one not on? But our company has I 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:42.120 think thirteen jingle balls and I think one in in 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:45.679 Toronto in Canada. Anyway, So Scary was down there and 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:47.160 they're like, oh, why don't you do a shift at 0:02:47.240 --> 0:02:50.040 night on our radio station? And Scary hasn't done a 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:53.240 shift DJ shift in a long time. So we had 0:02:53.320 --> 0:02:55.920 the guys down there send us the audio they recorded 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:57.880 him down there, and send us the audio, and here's 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:01.919 Scary on the air one point seven in Miami. It's 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:04.280 Miami's number one hit music station. Why one hundred I'm 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:07.240 Scary Jones. One of my favorite performers tonight was Halsey. 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:09.480 I fall more in love with her every day and 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:12.240 not in a creepy way either. She crushed it. Check 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:13.840 out the video of her singing this song right now 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:19.600 at dot com. It's bad at love on Why What's that? 0:03:19.960 --> 0:03:22.200 I mean, What's wrong with that? That's the way. First 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:25.200 of all, in my headphones, I was hearing music, so 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:28.480 I was feeling the music. So the music was feeling love. No, 0:03:28.639 --> 0:03:31.639 but when if if I'm talking and there's Shakira says love. 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:37.080 If I'm if I'm talking and there's music in the background, 0:03:37.160 --> 0:03:39.920 You're swimming in it. You're swimming in the music. You 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:41.800 see it kind of like dancing. If you don't mind 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:43.640 me saying, so, you was sinking in the music? You 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:46.920 pretty much? I was. I was doing the doggy paths. 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:49.480 You have a thing for Halsey, No, it's more of 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:51.960 I love her words, but not in the pervy way. 0:03:52.560 --> 0:03:55.320 I love her voice. I love the way she sings. 0:03:56.240 --> 0:03:58.720 She love pretty, look at a hot girl like love 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:02.320 all words, Oh she's pretty. I would recite those words 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:08.080 all over the place. It's not it was not in 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:10.880 a creepy way. Yeah, but as Bethany on our show 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:12.760 pointed out, by the way Bethany will be on the 0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:16.120 podcast and a little while, people keep asking her to curse. 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:18.640 So she's going to come in here the curse of 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:21.039 the week. He's gonna come in and curse. Um, yeah, 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:22.720 because she doesn't curse on the big show. You can 0:04:22.760 --> 0:04:24.919 always get in touch with us at the Brooklyn Boys 0:04:25.000 --> 0:04:27.280 Podcast at gmail dot com, and you can get in 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:31.559 touch with us on your social media at David Underscore Brody, 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:34.840 at Scary Jones a s k e er y and 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:39.919 at Brooklyn Boys. W tf on on on face on Twitter? Twitter? 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:44.520 And what are we on the the Brooklyn Boys? At 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:49.360 the Brooklyn Boys and thirty episodes ago and we've only 0:04:49.400 --> 0:04:51.760 done twenty one? You said Tony was gonna hook us 0:04:51.800 --> 0:04:55.720 up on Twitter with at the Brooklyn Boys. Has not happened? Happened? 0:04:55.760 --> 0:04:57.480 Were still We're still at the Brookly We're still at 0:04:57.520 --> 0:05:00.320 Brooklyn Boys. WTF for what? What the but the count 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:02.600 Boys podcast at gmail dot com. I continue to get 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:05.040 your email. This is great. We read emails and I've 0:05:05.080 --> 0:05:08.000 got I have I'm gonna do a listener tweets. Uh 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:10.040 this episode we're excited about like that? I like that. 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:13.040 So we've got plenty of social media and um, where 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:14.600 are we on with that? I had something, I was 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:17.200 nothing I was I was ready to First of all, 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:19.200 I wanted to see how your holidays are shaping up? 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:20.560 I mean, what are you doing for the vacation we 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:22.880 do have? So if you don't realize this, we have 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:24.479 a couple of weeks off. I mean, we're not coming 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:27.480 back in the studio until January eight. Today is the 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:29.840 last day or tomorrow's the last. So we're doing this 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:31.760 podcast for this week, and we know that we didn't 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:33.680 do a podcast last weekend, right, And I wanted, by 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:35.240 the way, that's what I wanted to get into, so 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:37.520 did I because on social media people were very upset. Well, 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:39.800 I kind of brought this up, and I really think 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:42.640 we should follow through, you know, in the great honor 0:05:43.240 --> 0:05:46.040 of you doing your rants and in the in the 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:51.160 tradition tradition of public service, of great customer service. Brody 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:53.640 tells you, you know, you know the deal. He's gonna 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:55.920 his future book. It's going to be even as not 0:05:56.080 --> 0:06:01.680 even meeting you burned my steak, right you and the 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:03.840 steak comes a lout later that's we're not even I 0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:07.000 need free dessert. So I feel like we kind of 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:10.520 fucked everybody over by not giving him a podcast last week. 0:06:10.880 --> 0:06:14.000 So you can't even as not even in this case, 0:06:14.640 --> 0:06:18.360 but almost Ballsy went on Twitter and said, if we 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:21.640 don't do that was me speaking under under the boys, 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:23.000 you know say, you know you know it was me 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:24.840 because I put my name and you and you slammed 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:26.200 me a little bit. You said, if we didn't do 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:28.880 a podcast, today as we're as we're speaking that I 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:32.160 owed the listeners steak dinners and free desserts right right, 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:35.400 because somehow, somehow, though, if you and I both don't 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:38.080 do a podcast, I owe everybody because it would have 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:39.560 been on you because I was ready to go. I 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:41.520 was ready to go to okay go, So we're both ready. 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:44.600 So we agreed. Hold on a second, we agreed that 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:47.760 the steak dinner was. Now you know, we we gave 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:50.080 you the steak. The problem is we didn't give you 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:54.440 a podcast last week. So that's why I so, why 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:58.080 don't we do a podcast tomorrow? But I don't even 0:06:58.120 --> 0:06:59.400 think we call it that. I just think we call 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:00.960 it free to No, no, no, we call it well, 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:02.560 that'll be the name of the episode, episode twenty two, 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:04.960 Free Dessert. But it'll but it's still gonna be a 0:07:05.040 --> 0:07:06.560 week from now that we release it, so that people 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:08.080 have something to look forward to. This is true. Yeah, 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:09.920 we're not gonna just gonna blow our wad in one day. 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:13.160 By the way, I want you all to sn't I 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:15.240 think you're gonna follow up By the way, speaking of 0:07:15.280 --> 0:07:19.480 blowing no no no, no, no, no no no. Now, 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:21.520 you guys can hit the the You can drag the 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:24.360 little uh scroller thing at the bottom of the podcast 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:27.080 and you can scroll and go back about about five 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:29.480 minutes when I said we didn't do a podcast because 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:31.840 I was sick. We were sick, we were and we're 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:34.440 sick and scary said a burg King appearance. Hold on, 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:38.120 hold on, two things. Play the jingle. Play the jingle. 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:42.320 You said you had a burger King appearance. Hit it 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:44.400 because we're in the studio. You pushed the buttons. Now, man, 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:52.080 why is this so difficult? Right? Little commercial slipping? Okay, 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:53.840 you could have just said you could have just said 0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:55.760 you had an appearance, but I was sick and I 0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:58.000 had an appearance. I went to my appearance half and 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:00.160 then and then when I said, why we didn't a 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:03.760 podcast the next day? Uh this week? Yesterday? When I 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:06.280 said we will do it yesterday, I said, Geezy was 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:08.880 here and I covered for us, which was the truth. 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:11.240 But you said, well, actually I had a Burgking appearance, 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:18.760 which Roy Rodgers. Right. Sorry, Okay, play the other jingle 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:20.240 next time, because I'm sure you'll get that one too. 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:22.400 So you have a Roy Rodgers appearance. I'm sorry, no 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:24.280 offense to I love Roy Rodgers by the way the 0:08:24.360 --> 0:08:26.680 Fixens Bar. If you don't know what roy Rogers is it, 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:28.560 it's it's it's used to be a national chain and 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:31.120 now it's scattered. But they're growing again. They're kind of 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:34.360 rebirth like a phoenix. They pretty much they downsized and 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:36.200 now they're coming back up right. One of the first 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:38.599 companies to have a bacon cheeseburger. But here's what I 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:41.800 love about them. And they have double all Barburger, not 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:44.480 not I don't get paid by them. That's scary hashtag 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:46.640 you can you get your burger right, and they don't 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:47.839 put a lot of crap on it, which is why 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:49.400 I love them. They don't put crap on it. They 0:08:49.480 --> 0:08:53.480 gave you the burger yeah, which relax where cheese and 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:55.199 bacon or ham like put hamm on a hamburger. The 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:58.400 double ar Barburger. Love it well, the golden something the 0:08:58.480 --> 0:09:01.079 chicken with the golden sauce and its friend right. But 0:09:01.240 --> 0:09:03.400 then no, you don't have to say no pickle. It's like, 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:05.199 none of that crap because it's all You go to 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:07.959 the Fixens Bar and you put the lead. I put 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:10.280 like forty pieces of tomato. I love tomato, and it's 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:11.920 all you can eat tomato. I just pile on a 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:14.200 tomato in the rapper. I just keep going with tomato. 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:16.000 Love Roy Rogers. So if you have a chance you're 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:19.679 in the New Jersey area, New York area, stop Rogers. Absolutely. 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:22.280 And but anyway, my point was, you can yell at 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:25.120 scary because I legitimately couldn't do the podcast. He's like, well, 0:09:25.160 --> 0:09:27.640 an appearance. No wait a second, I could have done 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:29.679 the appearance yesterday. I chose. You chose could have done 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:31.560 the podcast. Yeah, you couldn't know, but but you had 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:34.599 other things going on earlier than just But that's what 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:37.240 we do here. Oh, I have I have sponsorship news, okay, 0:09:38.480 --> 0:09:40.360 you have, and I have guests. Okay, so hold on, 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:43.040 I'm not finishing. No no, no, no, no, no, no, 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:44.520 a whole lot of second. I want to finish on 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:46.920 Roy Rogers. I want to say something about what happened. 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:57.199 Has no no hit the other one. I have to 0:09:57.320 --> 0:10:01.280 use the name during the sake of this, for the 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:05.040 sake of the conversation I can refer to is that 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:07.240 place because we've already stablished that place. You were there 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:09.000 at that place, So I was there at that place, 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:11.320 all right, And this is a little bit of a scam. 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:13.480 And I don't know if this is something that Brody 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:15.640 would pick up on and do, but this is this 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:18.880 is in the vein of something that Brody and Brody 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:21.640 type people would do. And whoa, whoa, what does that mean? 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:25.240 Brody type people that people that like people, people that 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:27.480 like free shate. I don't like free. I like what 0:10:27.520 --> 0:10:31.559 I paid for. We did a contest yesterday and we 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:33.599 did this the last time I did it at that 0:10:33.720 --> 0:10:38.679 place where every ten minutes I gave away one bill 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:41.679 was in the form of I like the tomatoes more, 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:43.199 but I right, but you like where I'm going with this? 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:47.120 Every ten minutes for two hours straight a hundred bucks 0:10:47.920 --> 0:10:53.000 and the only rules that there were was you can't 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:55.760 win twice, but it was one entry. It was one 0:10:55.880 --> 0:11:00.320 entry per person, was the rule. So we've been doing 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:02.800 a series of these types of events where it was 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:05.199 the same thing. Like last time it was a pair 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:08.959 of concert tickets every ten minutes for two hours. So 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:12.960 what do you think After the second appearance, people started 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:17.800 doing well bringing family members bingo. So it's so much 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:22.480 so that yesterday there was a family there who brought 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:26.079 an extended family. There was one group of people that 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:30.600 had like nine people with them between parents and kids. 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:33.160 And now, yeah, they could have been their cousins or 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:36.240 whatever the case. And that's fine. The point is when 0:11:36.320 --> 0:11:38.760 the rule. See that's why a lot of contests have 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:42.880 you or anyone in your household can only win once 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:44.800 my daughter is off at college and live with us 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:48.199 anymore that you make that argument, But the thing is, 0:11:48.679 --> 0:11:52.160 people will find a way. People will find a way. 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:54.920 So I was, I was at and again, so this 0:11:55.160 --> 0:11:58.679 is depends on your interpretation of when life begins. But 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:00.920 I did. I did a when I was in retail. 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:04.960 We had an event where it was one uh submission 0:12:05.040 --> 0:12:08.880 per person, and a woman came in and claimed that 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:13.960 her almost nine month old fetus she was pregnant counted 0:12:14.000 --> 0:12:16.559 as a person. And so she played she's I already 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:19.480 know the name, and she signed up for the baby. 0:12:20.720 --> 0:12:23.480 M I can't do it. Well, again, you need to 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:25.960 physically see the It needs to be too human beings. 0:12:26.000 --> 0:12:28.679 I understand. But but the rules, the rules didn't The 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:31.959 rules didn't say it didn't say I didn't say it 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:36.199 said people. So there are people who believe they take you. 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:38.040 And again, I don't want to debate it. I'm not 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:40.400 giving my opinion on when the child went and when. Okay, 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:43.160 but you know, look, if the baby comes out that minute, 0:12:43.160 --> 0:12:45.559 it's it's a it's a person. It's a person. I've 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:48.280 had three kids. I know. If a baby falls out 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:50.679 on the floor of that place, right then you know 0:12:50.760 --> 0:12:52.920 what fill out about the you know what, I'll give 0:12:52.920 --> 0:12:55.520 you one for the placenta to what the hell? But 0:12:55.800 --> 0:12:59.719 but I mean so yeah, so you know people will 0:12:59.760 --> 0:13:03.080 look in like this family won three gift cards already, 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:07.040 that's three day won. Well, it's not my problem. Next time, 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:09.360 find from find some friends and ring them with you. 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:12.000 If you don't have some family members. They were smart. 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:15.920 The rule is there was no rule and each person 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:18.800 is treated as an individual. So if you want to 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:21.600 bring seventeen people and you want to sign a favor infant, fine, 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:24.920 you can do it. You can win. There was there's 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:26.959 an amusement park in New Jersey, which is it was 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:29.640 many years ago called Action Park and now it's Action 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:33.120 Park again, right, So they used to have a promotion 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:36.920 where it was, um, is this the soda can promotion, 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:39.959 that the soda cam promotion and the Perk shampoo promotion, 0:13:40.679 --> 0:13:43.160 and it was it was either one it was bring 0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:46.960 a perk plus shampoo bottle at one year and when 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:50.319 it was a like a and and it was like 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:54.720 the whole car gets in for fifty bucks. Everyone could 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:57.319 constitutes the whole car. Well, everyone in the car gets. 0:13:58.040 --> 0:14:00.040 So if you have ten clowns in the Volkswagon of 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:02.559 packing people in, so we will get We would we 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:05.000 would drive up to Vernon Valley, New Jersey, with great 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:08.320 gorge that area and we would park like a half 0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:11.040 a mile away on a dirt road in three cars. 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:13.880 Two cars would park and the rest of us would 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:16.040 jump in the trunk. We would lay on top of 0:14:16.120 --> 0:14:18.520 each other in the back seat. There was eleven Brooklyn, 0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:21.120 Jamaica is in the car. Twelve maybe at one point 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:23.120 people hiding in the trunk. Yeah, we had people in 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:25.640 the two guys were in the trunk and we pulled 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:28.640 up in this old uh it was a buick, old 0:14:28.680 --> 0:14:31.960 buick and we got in like you know, twelve people 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:34.360 said like four almost like a little four bucks apiece. 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:37.800 Don't make rules, man, because you didn't say you don't 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:40.800 say up to eight people. You know you're actually asking 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:44.320 for our rules. Specific I'm saying, don't say the whole 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:46.880 car gets into fifty bucks, so I can't of coke. 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:50.800 So I found it. I found it fascinating that after 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:54.080 the fourth be the person that lays across the other people. 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:56.440 Don't be the person in the seat, like, don't be 0:14:56.560 --> 0:14:58.360 like I want a seat, because then they pile on 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:02.080 top of you, and be the person on that rides Bitch. Yeah, 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:04.360 everybody rode Bitch and twelve of us we had we 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:06.840 called it the hump. The hump is the middle seat, 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:09.200 and all the middle seat well the old cause it's 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:11.160 not really a seat because it's a bench across the back, 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:13.480 and you know what, it's not fully padded in the 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:15.280 middle because it's not meant to be a seat. But 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:17.840 I always used to ride Bitch. I always because we 0:15:17.920 --> 0:15:21.280 had the game. The rules of the rules of now 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:24.680 old school older cars. The back of the back sheet 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:27.480 was one straight bench, so anyway you sat on it 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:30.000 was the same, except you had the hump in the 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:31.640 on the floor and you had to put one leg 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:34.160 on each. Still some cars that are made, yeah, but 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:37.520 my car the back seat because they want the normal 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:40.400 two passengers in the back to be comfortable. Those two 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:44.280 seats are contoured where like the cushioning goes up on 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:47.000 both sides of your ass, so like you sit like 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:49.840 in a seat, it caught, it cradles your ass. Yeah, 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:52.640 but the middle seat now is mega bitch because you've 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:54.560 got an armrest that back in the day, cause didn't 0:15:54.560 --> 0:15:55.960 have arm rest back in the back in the day. 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:58.160 Now there's an armrest like so like you have that 0:15:58.320 --> 0:16:01.240 like both sides of the armrest have the crack right 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:03.600 so that it can fall down. Each cheek is hanging 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:05.920 off the left and the right side. And then you 0:16:06.080 --> 0:16:07.920 you're kind of stuck in the middle right, and you've 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:10.120 got the other two people in like coushy comfort, you've 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:12.360 got the hup. So you're like you're like uber bitch. 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:14.240 And I don't mean like the Cooper ubera. You're like 0:16:14.320 --> 0:16:16.920 super bitch because you're like you're ft by your feet, 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:18.640 you're at by your button, you're aft in your back 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:22.600 and and so like what do you do? You want 0:16:22.640 --> 0:16:24.480 to put your feet up on the armrest in the front, 0:16:24.800 --> 0:16:26.520 but then the drivers like, hey, moving your freaking feet 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:28.440 off the car. I don't want your feet when I'm 0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:30.400 driving your feet are up there, and then put my 0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:34.080 feet hurt. I don't care you lost, You're sitting bitch. Yeah, yeah, 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:37.360 new cars are not designed like SIT's five comfortably, bullshit, 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:42.680 it seats four comfortably. And the new Beauta Colantra, it's 0:16:43.040 --> 0:16:46.480 seats four. They can't advertise that anymore because unless there's 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:48.400 a seat belt there for that middle seat. There's a 0:16:48.440 --> 0:16:50.720 seat belt, you know, but it but it comes from 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:53.080 the roof, you know, like it, or it comes from 0:16:53.160 --> 0:16:55.640 behind the seat because there's no good place to put it. 0:16:56.160 --> 0:16:59.120 That's that is not good. That's not living. But anyway, 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:01.800 h so what we're saying, but how did I go on? 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:03.440 This time? We were talking about how we didn't do 0:17:03.520 --> 0:17:06.640 a podcast and the feedback we got from our listeners 0:17:06.920 --> 0:17:09.800 who really missed the podcast. So some of them were 0:17:09.840 --> 0:17:12.520 like pseudo angry. A lot of them wanted free dessert. Right, 0:17:12.560 --> 0:17:14.280 so let me let me back all the way up. 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:17.800 I think that we give them free dessert tomorrow. That 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:19.960 that's really the moral of that that story. All right, 0:17:20.000 --> 0:17:24.160 are you cool with that? Um? Yeah, yeah, I'll do that. Yeah. 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:27.920 But it was like, yeah, we can deliver another podcast tomorrow. Okay, 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:30.359 that's fine, but don't but don't don't do it like 0:17:30.440 --> 0:17:36.320 an appearance at a Burger place that sounds like welcome. 0:17:36.960 --> 0:17:39.080 You've got mail. You can always get in touch with 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:41.560 us here on the Brooken Ways Podcast, the Brooken Bays 0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:45.240 Podcast at gmail dot com. Thank you so much for everything. 0:17:45.480 --> 0:17:49.480 I mean, you guys are awesome. That was an email 0:17:49.560 --> 0:17:56.120 from you guys are awesome? Okay from see who see. 0:17:56.480 --> 0:17:59.040 I have no idea and there's nothing in the I 0:17:59.040 --> 0:18:01.760 don't even the email address is weird. I don't know. 0:18:02.240 --> 0:18:06.359 It could have been spam, but we're awesome. Hey, this 0:18:06.520 --> 0:18:11.600 is from Tiffany bell Essie. Hey, Brodie and Scary. I 0:18:11.680 --> 0:18:13.680 love already love listening to you guys on the Brooklyn 0:18:13.720 --> 0:18:15.760 Boys podcast. Been a fancy is the beginning. If it 0:18:15.840 --> 0:18:18.040 wasn't for your podcast, I never would have stood up 0:18:18.080 --> 0:18:20.440 for myself against the big company. So I writ to 0:18:20.520 --> 0:18:24.640 say thank you Brodie for teaching me about free dessert. 0:18:25.359 --> 0:18:28.399 Speaking of free dessert speak, please write that book. I'm 0:18:28.480 --> 0:18:30.520 very curious as to how you both would have handled 0:18:30.560 --> 0:18:33.560 this or a similar situation. I gave you the full 0:18:33.640 --> 0:18:38.080 story in case you needed more details. WHOA, this is 0:18:38.119 --> 0:18:43.080 a long story. Should we call her? Well, what's the story? Dude? 0:18:43.080 --> 0:18:44.239 I don't know if we want to get into her 0:18:44.240 --> 0:18:46.159 story here? I thought she was just complimenting us. It 0:18:46.200 --> 0:18:48.840 looks like she's got an issue Brodie. She might have 0:18:48.960 --> 0:18:51.240 to get Brodie on her side. We'll get back to Tiffany. 0:18:51.600 --> 0:18:54.120 Let's let's read it off at the end of this podcast, 0:18:54.200 --> 0:18:56.720 and we'll will will help her in the next one 0:18:57.560 --> 0:19:01.640 record tomorrow. Perfect. Hey. Hey guys, I've been listening every 0:19:01.640 --> 0:19:03.680 week now for a few weeks. I've been listening to 0:19:03.760 --> 0:19:06.800 earlier podcasts recently. Just listen to an episode there. Uh 0:19:06.880 --> 0:19:09.280 and number three. I want to let you guys know 0:19:09.520 --> 0:19:12.520 that my birthday is April five. Do not put it 0:19:12.600 --> 0:19:17.960 on the air. That's dumb. That's from Anthony tomas Cello. Uh, 0:19:18.200 --> 0:19:21.680 Anthony tomas Cello at gmail dot com. Thank you, Anthony. 0:19:21.760 --> 0:19:23.800 We will air your birthday on April five. I don't 0:19:23.840 --> 0:19:26.480 know why she thought that he would, because we don't 0:19:26.480 --> 0:19:28.240 do birthdays on this podcast. You'll find that out in 0:19:28.280 --> 0:19:32.920 a later podcast. Hey, this is from Trishillo Presty. Hey, 0:19:33.200 --> 0:19:35.480 Scary and Brody by. I wonder if she's really the 0:19:35.520 --> 0:19:38.440 Chrystal Presti who's on the sports station here in New York. 0:19:38.680 --> 0:19:42.920 Maybe he miss Trish eight three on Instagram if you 0:19:42.960 --> 0:19:46.080 wanna search her in stalker. I wanted to reach out 0:19:46.080 --> 0:19:48.600 and let you guys know, don't do that, not the creepyway, Halsey. No, No, 0:19:49.320 --> 0:19:50.600 I want to reach out. Let you know, guys. I 0:19:50.680 --> 0:19:52.880 love the podcast. Been a big fan of The Big Show, 0:19:53.440 --> 0:19:56.760