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Speaker 1: Second date. Update, we're entering dangerous territory just by doing

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Speaker 1: this phone call. Really because the guy we're speaking with

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Speaker 1: may or may not currently be involved in an ongoing crime.

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Speaker 2: Okay, oh no, did he call us collect?

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Speaker 1: He did not call us collect, And I said may

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Speaker 1: or may not. It's nothing major, just a run of

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Speaker 1: ye If he's not, why would you even bring it up.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, we've all been there. Yeah, one second,

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Speaker 1: you're flirting talking about your hobbies. Next minute, you're hot

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Speaker 1: wiring a Beamer convertible while she looks out for the cops.

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Speaker 2: Nice choice.

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Speaker 1: I'm just speculating on it. But let's talk to Jason

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Speaker 1: and get all the details first. Jason, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: Hey, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 2: It's like it's actually a Honda a chord.

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Speaker 1: You know, a lot to unpack here, But why don't

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Speaker 1: you start at the beginning. Tell us about this happened

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Speaker 1: on a date?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Wait, you actually hot wired a car?

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Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, I did not.

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Speaker 2: I may may have made that part of but I mean,

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Speaker 2: like I thought so.

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Speaker 4: But then his response and I was like, wait, what

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Speaker 1: Has this been diesel? I was just guessing. But tell

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Speaker 1: us about the date that you went on. Who's the girl?

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Speaker 3: So I met Laura on a dating app?

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Speaker 2: Okay, what'd you like about her?

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Speaker 3: You know, honestly, like, she's just my type. She's got

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Speaker 1: Clean, criminal record important exactly, Yeah, really good credit score.

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Speaker 2: That's funny, Jason, that's awesome.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. And you know, she was just my type physically

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Speaker 3: attractive too. She definitely like worked out all that stuff.

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Speaker 3: But anyways, nice, we're having a date, you know, decided

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty normal so far.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, everything's going fantastic. To be honest with you, and

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Speaker 3: I normally would just be, you know, after a first date,

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Speaker 3: it was going so well that I was like, do

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Speaker 3: you want to maybe grab dessert?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Okay, go to a second spot. You're just feeling it.

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Speaker 2: You don't want it to end. That's such a great feeling.

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Speaker 1: So was the ice cream shop so far away? You

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Speaker 1: How do we get to stealing a car?

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Speaker 3: Well, first of all, I didn't steal a car. Oh okay.

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Speaker 3: We were on our way to get dessert. She offered

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Speaker 1: Use your car.

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Speaker 2: Most people say drive but yeah, okay, oh yeah, so.

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Speaker 1: A truth to go use the products.

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Speaker 3: Yeah okay, yeah, So she offered to drive her car,

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Speaker 3: and so we walked back to her place. And on

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Speaker 3: event that this DJ we love is putting on. Oh

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Speaker 3: it's outside the city, so it's not just like walking

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Speaker 3: distance and okay, okay, yeah, I mean, and so I

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Speaker 2: Wait? What why would you ask her to go with you?

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Speaker 5: Do you have a car?

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Speaker 2: You could go get your own car.

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Speaker 3: I don't have a car right now?

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so you asked you asked to borrow her

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Speaker 3: Probably, I mean, like it was our first date and

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Speaker 3: my friend just hit me up. I really, it wasn't

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Speaker 3: It was. It's like it's like our favorite deal.

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Speaker 4: Like that is an inappropriate question on a first date,

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Speaker 4: but asking to use someone's car totally cool.

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Speaker 3: I was I was in a pinch and I wanted

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Speaker 3: I trust you?

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Speaker 2: Wow, I would make you she said, yes, he must.

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Speaker 1: You must be a pretty awesome guy or a very

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm only decide with you on this case. I

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, like the car is fine. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: Way, you still have it?

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Speaker 3: I do have I've been trying to give it back.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, did she know why you took it? Like

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 3: I just said something important came up and she didn't ask.

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Speaker 3: She just said, I yeah, ticket, sweetheart.

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Speaker 1: She's probably thinking that some sort of like emergency where

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Speaker 2: Or yeah, did you skip dessert too, Brooke?

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Oh, raphic you cannot have jear me, Sue.

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Speaker 3: There was no no at.

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Speaker 1: Okay, don't know why she's not calling back.

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Speaker 4: That's kind of like bailing on her though, because like

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Speaker 4: the date was still continuing. So not only did you

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Speaker 1: Physically bailed on. Well, hold on, was the show worth it?

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Speaker 2: What all the show?

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Speaker 1: I mean, Brooke cares about whether or not the dessert.

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Speaker 1: I want to know about the show that he left

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Speaker 3: I mean, the show is great and I'm so glad

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Speaker 2: She's not calling you back and you have her car.

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Speaker 3: Well, she has left me some voicemails and she's like

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Speaker 3: basically upset. But to here's the thing, though, I texted

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. I mean I would be calling the police.

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Speaker 4: Honestly, I would think that this guy has stolen my car.

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Speaker 2: He's a total thief.

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Speaker 1: You didn't think better than calling the police, call us?

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Speaker 1: We have more stories.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, she is freaking out. Is her voicemails

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Speaker 1: Why do you always assume the worst brooke?

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Speaker 2: But he has her car?

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Speaker 1: Bet, she's casual, isn't she casual? Jason's freaking out?

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Speaker 3: Well, it started casual, but now it's done like a

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Speaker 2: Are you looking for another date too? Or are we

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Speaker 3: I would love to go on a date with her

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Speaker 3: and I to get this car back to her.

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Speaker 1: Okay, look at that. Yeah, the fact that he has

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Speaker 1: that he's not a thief. He's not malicious, yes, and

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Speaker 2: Whole experience, and a date would be a good time

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Speaker 2: to get the car back.

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Speaker 1: It would be, you know, So let's do this. We're

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Speaker 1: explain everything. Oh, get her car back to her and

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Speaker 1: try and get you your second date update.

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Speaker 3: I'm ready right here we go.

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Speaker 1: Second date update Top three first date mistakes showing up late,

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Speaker 1: being rude to the wait staff, accidentally stealing your date's

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Speaker 3: For several days.

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Speaker 1: So what a stereotype because that's what happened with one

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Speaker 1: right word, because he got permission from his date, Laura,

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Speaker 2: She thought it was probably for the night, but afterwards.

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Speaker 1: Jason hasn't been able to coordinate a time and a

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Speaker 1: to work and to other events. Yeah, it gives us

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Speaker 1: two goals for today's call. One is to get Laura's

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Speaker 2: Real hard when she's leaving him angry voicemails right now.

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Speaker 1: But I believe in us. Okay, I want to know Jason,

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Speaker 1: if we can get Laura on the phone, here, is

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Speaker 1: it okay if we tell her that you took her

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I really would like to go on another date

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's a smart choice.

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Speaker 2: I just think that maybe we just leave it generic.

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Speaker 1: He needed the car, Okay, let her come to her

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Speaker 4: Man, sure, I bet she doesn't really care. I bet

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Speaker 1: Or Jason, you can tell her yourself if you feel

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure at the point when you're all laughing

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you look back on this as a funny joke

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Speaker 1: on your wedding day. Anyway, Let's call Laura here and

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Speaker 5: Here we go, Hello, Hey, we're looking for Laura thinking.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Laura, I'm gonna apologize in advance for this phone call.

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Speaker 1: But you're on the radio right now with Brooke and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. And were you apologizing thing?

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Speaker 7: What I'm on the radio?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, we're here to help.

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Speaker 7: How how did you get my phone?

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Speaker 5: Uber.

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Speaker 7: I don't understand like.

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Speaker 1: That why we were asked to call you from one

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Speaker 1: of our listeners who he went on an interesting date

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Speaker 1: with recently.

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Speaker 2: God and you are the nicest person we may have

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Speaker 1: Immediate, sweetheart, are you sitting down right now?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Why?

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Speaker 1: Because the person that we're calling about actually he has

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Speaker 1: your car.

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Speaker 7: No, you're not talking about him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll calling for Jason. Ohh on behalf of Jason.

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Speaker 1: We apologize so much for the confusion that's happened over

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Speaker 2: I mean, what a dummy he is.

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Speaker 7: Well you should be apologizing.

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Speaker 3: This is crap.

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Speaker 7: I need to get my car back.

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Speaker 1: You need to get me Yeah, yeah, we agree. That's

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Speaker 7: But we also that's what I've been trying to do.

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Speaker 5: Okay, it's not then.

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Speaker 1: But the all us you know, the car confusion aside,

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Speaker 7: I wouldn't call him that. I wouldn't call him that.

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Speaker 2: Can I ask, like, what were you thinking when he

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Speaker 1: Said yes, and we said that in the nicest way

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Speaker 7: Well okay, So I don't know what he told you.

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Speaker 2: He said he was having such a good time with you.

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Speaker 7: So well it did because he got a text on

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Speaker 7: it's city Hall. I work for city Hall. It's an

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Speaker 2: What he told you he worked for city Hall, like

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Speaker 7: He said it's a matter of urgency. He like literally

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Speaker 7: I'm shocked. I wanted to help, he asked, very very sweetly,

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Speaker 7: it turns out he doesn't really work for city Hall

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Speaker 7: in an extremely professional matter. He works in the gemitorial apartment,

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Speaker 7: which is fine, but I'm not sure why he would need.

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Speaker 5: My car, Laura.

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Speaker 1: Are you saying that if you're just a janitor at

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Speaker 7: Yes, I'm saying that they have emergencies too.

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Speaker 4: I mean it could have been a water main break, right,

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Speaker 4: Like I'm just saying, like documents could have been at risk.

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Speaker 7: But well, then why wouldn't he give it back to me.

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Speaker 8: He's trying about thirty minutes away from calling the police,

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Speaker 8: so he needs to get my cards.

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Speaker 1: Not funny, And you don't have to do that because

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Speaker 1: Jason is actually on the other line right now. You

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Speaker 3: What are you doing?

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Speaker 7: Idiot?

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Speaker 5: Like what, well he's hearing all that, Jason there, I

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Speaker 7: I don't even know what this is, like he called

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Speaker 7: the radios. Just how you guys that he did something illegal?

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Speaker 1: Jason? Anytime you could jump in.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's okay. I don't even know what to say.

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Speaker 3: I've been trying to meet up with you and stuff

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Speaker 3: like that, and I didn't steal your car. It's not

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Speaker 2: Just tell me what you use the car for.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead.

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Speaker 3: I mean, listen, I really want the opportunity to be

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Speaker 7: Yeah, got to give him credit for that, Laura, Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 7: I'll give him credit for mocking before the city hall.

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Speaker 3: Sure.

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Speaker 1: Okay, in cleaning out the paper towels in the bathrooms too.

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Speaker 3: I will not take that personal because I'm know you're

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Speaker 6: It was a very okay waiting.

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Speaker 3: So there was a huge pop up event that just

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Speaker 3: you kidding me? Just hear me out though it was

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Speaker 3: My best friend texted me it was for the moment. Obviously,

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Speaker 3: was our favorite dj.

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Speaker 7: DJs.

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Speaker 8: You made it seem like it was really urgent in

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Speaker 6: Okay, And it was a pop up DJ event, well,

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Speaker 2: I think that's a really good advice.

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Speaker 7: With a story that's not you. You call the radio,

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Speaker 7: get me my car. I don't really want to ever

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Speaker 1: I think the good news is that even though we've

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Speaker 2: Are you hearing the same.

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Speaker 7: I'm really okay, guys, I love that. Do you think

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Speaker 7: it's funny? But I'm really not interested in this conversation

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Speaker 3: I know you're not interested in this conversation right now,

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Speaker 3: but what about a conversation when I drop off the car.

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Speaker 3: We'd meet for dinner?

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Speaker 1: We can have another No, the tempers are running hot

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Speaker 7: Right So you would have a romantic connection with someone

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Speaker 7: who stole your car for three days? That is stupid.

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Speaker 1: I mean it works in the movies.

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Speaker 8: I like, yeah, but I haven't been able to get

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Speaker 1: Jason would you be willing to take Laura to work.

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Speaker 2: No, Jeffrey, shut up. She is gonna hang up before

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Speaker 3: Jason. How about thirty minutes.

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, you were really lucky she hasn't called

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Speaker 3: I mean honestly, like I could probably do it in

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Speaker 3: I'm not trying to be a pain. Laura. You just

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Speaker 1: But at forty five minutes, his favorite DJ set doesn't

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Speaker 1: You can return the car at a morning concert.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I just dropped the car.

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Speaker 7: As long as you get there in forty five minutes.

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Speaker 7: I mean, I'm all right.

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Speaker 8: Are you right?

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Speaker 2: We did what they did it?

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Speaker 1: Congratulations, Jason. You're not going to jail.

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Speaker 2: Well, we don't know.

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Speaker 1: She could be waiting. Yeah, look, Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, are you serious?

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Speaker 1: Didn't you get to offer them a gift card for

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Speaker 1: ten percent off oil changes a jiffy lose.

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Speaker 2: I mean, Jeffery your positivity on this one.

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, is she going to get her car back?

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm worried about.

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Speaker 1: Well, you better or else the cops are going to

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Speaker 5: I guess you know.

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Speaker 1: Where he lives. I don't think so, That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: But it would be funny if the police were there

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Speaker 1: waiting for him to show. She could him and say

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Speaker 2: I don't think he'd find the humor funny for him, but.

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Speaker 1: For us hilarious.

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Speaker 2: He calls us from jail for an awkward Tuesday?

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Speaker 1: Can you mail me out?

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Speaker 2: We're like, no, maybe his story is going to end

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Speaker 2: up as a laser story.

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Speaker 1: We're going to keep you updated about this one way

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Speaker 1: or the other. Out you'll find out, yeah, exactly. But

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Speaker 1: we can always try and help you with your dating life.

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Speaker 1: As you've seen, we will go to the ends of

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Speaker 1: the earth and we try and get you a second

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Speaker 1: date update, no matter how stupid we end. If this

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Speaker 1: doesn't prove it, nothing does, so email the show. We'll

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Speaker 1: call that person who wasn't calling you back. Check out

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Speaker 1: all of our second date updates. By the way, at

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Speaker 1: the Brook and Jeffrey Podcast wherever you get yours on Spotify,

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Speaker 2: Yeah Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning