Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys getting Slice reactions.
Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you, baby Slice.
Speaker 3: It's Slice time for Brooklyn Boys, episode number two eighty two.
Speaker 3: All the feedback for two eighty two and before your talkbacks.
Speaker 1: When you listen through the iHeartRadio.
Speaker 3: App because you clicked on that microphone and you left
Speaker 3: us a talkback. You are vocal, you are type A personality,
Speaker 3: and more importantly, you're a slice.
Speaker 1: You're a Slice for life.
Speaker 4: Oh by the way, I'm not ready to mention who
Speaker 4: they are yet because I don't think i'm supposed to.
Speaker 4: But someone who's a slice, actually their husband's a Slice.
Speaker 4: They they DM me and said, my husband loves your show.
Speaker 4: So I was like, don't you. She's like, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: I just haven't had a chance to listen a while. Anyway,
Speaker 4: they have a new bakery and they want to send
Speaker 4: us cupcakes. Really, so I told to reach out to
Speaker 4: you since you're at the studio till send.
Speaker 1: March tenth, when I'm off doctor Fat Loss. That's what
Speaker 1: I said.
Speaker 4: I said, coordinate it with you because you have dietary
Speaker 4: restrictions at the moment, and I do, Hey.
Speaker 3: No, this doesn't count. This isn't the Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 3: This is Slice Time. Hit the jingle A belong This
Speaker 3: is the Brooklyn Boys podcast Slice Time.
Speaker 1: This belongs to.
Speaker 3: This time belongs to the Slices. You're not a Slice,
Speaker 3: you are a host.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: leave us. I'm gonna leave it talk back right now
Speaker 4: for you to hit the jingle. So hit the jingle. Also,
Speaker 4: I got yelled at by a couple of people on
Speaker 4: Instagram that you plugged the gym that you're going to
Speaker 4: and on the air.
Speaker 1: On the air, they ripped you.
Speaker 3: Because it's a sponsor, So you should hit the jingle
Speaker 3: again for the sponsorship of the gym.
Speaker 1: You didn't mention that. I knew it was a sponsor.
Speaker 3: But come on, though, but you didn't know that at
Speaker 3: the time. It's too late now never too late. It's
Speaker 3: where's the talkback?
Speaker 1: Mike? Hold on? Tap to record? Are really going to
Speaker 1: do this on a three to one? Hey?
Speaker 4: This is uh major Slice Brody, what's up from Brooklyn?
Speaker 4: And I just want to let Scary know he needs
Speaker 4: to hit the jingle. Bitch, No, not gon, I just
Speaker 4: sent it.
Speaker 1: Hold on.
Speaker 4: My message has been sent good. I don't want to
Speaker 4: enter a contest book. Yah, I can I can enter that.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: So here are your talkbacks from the last episode and before, okay,
Speaker 3: and then play my talkback.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that'll be at the very end. Let's see
Speaker 1: what we got here.
Speaker 5: Hey, Ariel from upstate New York. I believe it was
Speaker 5: episode two seventy nine. He was talking about how he
Speaker 5: was a little upset about the sharing size on a
Speaker 5: package of Eminem's. Yes, and I just want to say, Brody,
Speaker 5: you're a really tough guy from Brooklyn. You shouldn't let
Speaker 5: two words upset you.
Speaker 1: Thanks.
Speaker 6: They're just words.
Speaker 1: They're just words, see right.
Speaker 4: That made me feel like I was eating too many.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, Brody, you uh you pet the sweaty
Speaker 3: stuff and sweat the petty stuff. Huh you sweat the
Speaker 3: petty stuff and you pet the sweaty stuff.
Speaker 1: That's what I've heard.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Hello, Ariel from upstate New York.
Speaker 3: Back.
Speaker 5: So, we had a meeting today and they're demonstrating something
Speaker 5: and one of the people said to us, no photos
Speaker 5: and videos are permitted. I could be wrong, but isn't
Speaker 5: it supposed to be photos and videos are permitted?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Or actually it should be photos or videos to be
Speaker 4: technically technically yes.
Speaker 3: Oh man, you guys are getting really need.
Speaker 1: The world we're making this country back. They're in the
Speaker 1: weeds here.
Speaker 5: From upstate New York again at our meeting this morning.
Speaker 5: The way the chairs are set up, they're set up
Speaker 5: in rows, they're not set up in circles, so the
Speaker 5: person sitting in front can't see the person behind him
Speaker 5: unless they actually turn around. That person in the back
Speaker 5: actually was picking his nose, and I'm sorry. That's something
Speaker 5: if you're going to do you do in private. You
Speaker 5: don't do it in public where there's you're risking people
Speaker 5: watching you.
Speaker 4: He was in the back, though, If he was in
Speaker 4: the front, to be terrible, how did anybody see him?
Speaker 1: If he was in the back, who people next to him?
Speaker 1: I guess, man, don't do that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, hey, why don't you try doing a little country
Speaker 8: Western theme for that marketplace gingle you're thinking of?
Speaker 1: Do it? Maybe a little Willan Nelson like, Mama, don't let.
Speaker 2: Your babies put their crab phone marketplace. The people responding,
Speaker 2: they always annoy They never say you are, always say you.
Speaker 6: Mama.
Speaker 2: Don't really believe put their Craphone market Please?
Speaker 3: Is that a parody of growing up to be cowboys?
Speaker 9: Aliens came here?
Speaker 6: Father, brother? What the hell's Gary?
Speaker 10: I thought Robin was.
Speaker 6: The sane one.
Speaker 1: Now I have no clue.
Speaker 6: What the fuck is going on.
Speaker 11: Jesus Christ on a motorcycle.
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, I've never heard that's his Uh, that's his
Speaker 3: reaction to me believing that there there've been aliens.
Speaker 1: There've been aliens were here before us.
Speaker 4: No, you think they were here and your girlfriend thinks
Speaker 4: she's a descendant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're amongst us. Okay, we are their science experiment.
Speaker 4: Well okay, well maybe the aliens are are God, and
Speaker 4: that's who knows. Maybe one alien is God. He God's
Speaker 4: an alien, and each alien had a planet to develop
Speaker 4: and they were coming back to check on the work
Speaker 4: of this one.
Speaker 12: I'm just commenting about the Facebook marketplace jingle. I don't
Speaker 12: know of a song that will match it, but you
Speaker 12: can definitely Facebook marketplace fuck tards freestyle on.
Speaker 3: That, Okay, I'll see what rhymes with fuck tard? Fuck tard?
Speaker 3: Did you get that into a parody song?
Speaker 1: Brody? I think you can.
Speaker 13: Lyric guys mentioned again the alien Miami Mall video, and.
Speaker 14: My dad fully believes in aliens. Also he watches alien
Speaker 14: shows Agent.
Speaker 13: And Brody. He said the same thing you did. If
Speaker 13: it's an alien, where's the military? Where's Tommy Lee Jones
Speaker 13: and Will Smith and their dark suits with their sunglasses?
Speaker 13: Why is the local police handling it?
Speaker 14: If it's an alien?
Speaker 1: Right? Thank you Jamie.
Speaker 4: Right, there's an alien in a twenty police cars show up,
Speaker 4: but not the National Guard or the military or the
Speaker 4: Air Force in a mall. It seems like somebody, you know,
Speaker 4: a little more governmental would show up.
Speaker 15: Andrew, I'm saying, New York always complaining.
Speaker 11: That's why I love Brody here you Moore just kidding anyway, Slices,
Speaker 11: can you do me a favor. There's a playback option
Speaker 11: on your talkbacks to hear if you sound like shit
Speaker 11: or not. But if we can fucking hear you, So
Speaker 11: why don't we try that before we send ship in?
Speaker 1: Thanks you Fox, he said it not us.
Speaker 4: Well only comment there was one call last week or
Speaker 4: two calls.
Speaker 1: We couldn't do it.
Speaker 4: We could, but in fairness to to to you, sir,
Speaker 4: it sounded like you're under water.
Speaker 1: So there's a feature on your phone to play it back.
Speaker 1: And hear how you sound sounded. He sounded pretty good
Speaker 1: to me. Hilarious, absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 11: Also creepy boys, guy, the spunk that you put in
Speaker 11: your voice is fucking electric.
Speaker 1: That was so much better. Thank you so much. Take
Speaker 1: care fight there.
Speaker 3: Sounds like he's coming back in ten minutes. Here, I
Speaker 3: see it. I see a pattern.
Speaker 1: He's got energy, he's got he's critiquing. I love it.
Speaker 1: Two more in a row.
Speaker 11: Bye, last one sweat Nope, I don't want to be
Speaker 11: annoying like the rest.
Speaker 1: He's got another one.
Speaker 16: Anyways, In regards to you guys talking about ending this
Speaker 16: show and don't want to think about it, for one,
Speaker 16: don't piss me off off the rim. We're not ending
Speaker 16: the fucking show. Okay, I don't got time for that. Two,
Speaker 16: you guys don't the ship turning to free dessert? All right, shit,
Speaker 16: I gotta continue this.
Speaker 11: Sorry.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, he lies.
Speaker 3: I told you he lied by the way he said,
Speaker 3: don't cancel the show.
Speaker 1: I don't have time for that. We said we can't show.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, but if we canceled the show, he'd have
Speaker 1: more time for that. Very true. See always thinking you're.
Speaker 11: A free dessert because we're at episode to eighty one,
Speaker 11: when we should be at episode three thirty eight including zero.
Speaker 11: How does he fifty seven missed episodes from the start
Speaker 11: day to mouth and broo style with your boshon excuses
Speaker 11: and your assistant manager. Nonsense, This is a corporate level complaint,
Speaker 11: all right. So I don't know what you're gonna do
Speaker 11: for us, but we're dying over here. You're not ding
Speaker 11: an episode. You fifty seven episodes, So get the fuck
Speaker 11: with it.
Speaker 3: When does he come up with this math? Fifty seven episodes?
Speaker 3: Did we miss fifty seven episodes?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: We we We do like forty four forty five a year. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that would leave like, wait a minute, that's ten weeks
Speaker 4: a year we don't do an episode.
Speaker 3: I think he's got to doing this for five or
Speaker 3: six six years. Yeah, fifty seven?
Speaker 1: All right, sorry, I gotta go. I liked the way
Speaker 1: he's coming out. I like the way he went back,
Speaker 1: and he actually calculated it though.
Speaker 4: Well, let me just we've already explained why we didn't
Speaker 4: do some episodes, but he's right on the amount we
Speaker 4: haven't done.
Speaker 1: I guess what President's week, there won't be an episode.
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't tell me that. Yeah, I'm on vacation.
Speaker 1: Oh you're on vacation. I'm I'm not going to be
Speaker 1: here to be in the country. Oh, look at you, bougie.
Speaker 3: I'll talk more about that on the Brooklyn Boys will
Speaker 3: but we want to do something nice for my dad.
Speaker 3: After all we've been to is a family. Oh, so
Speaker 3: try it to try and make you feel guilty on
Speaker 3: that one. Okay, we'll talk.
Speaker 17: Oh, hey, guys, you know him concerning the aliens at
Speaker 17: the mall.
Speaker 18: You know, I guarantee you that crap were legit. Orson,
Speaker 18: which was a great communicator, called Robin and told her
Speaker 18: that shit was going to go down that day.
Speaker 1: Robin was a boy. I don't think Orson called Robin Diddy.
Speaker 4: No, no, that's a reference to Morgan Mindy from the
Speaker 4: late seventies.
Speaker 1: I caught it. I did not. You watched it. I'm
Speaker 1: too young. You are not. You grew up in number two,
Speaker 1: Glenn Miller.
Speaker 14: You know.
Speaker 8: The reason there were probably so many police officers there
Speaker 8: is because when they reported the fireworks, and to a
Speaker 8: regular civilian, it's hard to tell the difference between a
Speaker 8: gun and a firework. Police had the whole assover and
Speaker 8: make sure that there wasn't somebody shooting up the police
Speaker 8: and they weren't going to send just one police car.
Speaker 8: They had to send the whole goddamn police force over all.
Speaker 3: Right, that's still in response to that story from Yeah
Speaker 3: we saw on TMZ several weeks ago with the Miami
Speaker 3: Mall on New Year's Day. Right, that's right, Okay, this
Speaker 3: is just commenting on episode number two eighty a very
Speaker 3: special Brooken Boys podcast Proty Scary.
Speaker 19: I apologize, I'm way behind. I am still catching up.
Speaker 19: I just want to offer my condolences to you both.
Speaker 19: It's crazy, how you know, I've been listening to the
Speaker 19: Big Show since nine. I feel like you guys are
Speaker 19: close friends. And I got upset, you know, when I
Speaker 19: heard about your Mom's all right, very sorry for your loss.
Speaker 1: Thank you appreciate it.
Speaker 4: By the way, when he said he been listening since
Speaker 4: two thousand and nine to the Big Show and he
Speaker 4: he thinks of us as close friends, for a minute,
Speaker 4: I thought he meant that you and I were close
Speaker 4: friends with each other. What he meant was that we're
Speaker 4: like close friends to him. You know, I got that's
Speaker 4: how I interpret, which is which is nice?
Speaker 1: I didn't. I was like Oh well he means him.
Speaker 1: That's right. Kind. More feedback from episode to eighty one.
Speaker 1: Scary Brony see from the Bronx over there.
Speaker 20: All right, Rody, love you fuck up from God to
Speaker 20: take down? Alrighty, what you got to do?
Speaker 11: Real well, you fucking got it.
Speaker 1: Also, coach, go fuck yourself. Go Brody, does you a
Speaker 1: fucking thing? Love him? Go the fuck up, Brody. Chow
Speaker 1: baby chat.
Speaker 3: He's saying that I don't know you the steak dinner,
Speaker 3: fucked Ie a coke and fucked I a coke, and
Speaker 3: I should grow up.
Speaker 4: I think that's what he said, something like that. He
Speaker 4: owes me to steak dinner. I don't know why we
Speaker 4: should fuck die a coke and I'll never grow up.
Speaker 1: That's the point of this podcasting, Scary Jones.
Speaker 14: This is Jinielle from Connecticut.
Speaker 21: Oh is your weekly reminder to get the fucking jingles?
Speaker 21: Thank you so much, Brodyan's scary. Thank you always Slice
Speaker 21: for Life.
Speaker 1: I imagine we'll be hearing from you next week. He
Speaker 1: doesn't bring them again.
Speaker 22: Hey guys, this is one from Monterre, Mexico. Again, scary.
Speaker 22: How do you do it? How do you not let
Speaker 22: him get to your head. He interrupted you fifteen million
Speaker 22: times and not once did you lose your patience.
Speaker 1: Props to you, bro because I'm a radio professional. That's why.
Speaker 1: Because thing he's referring to me is him. I think
Speaker 1: i'm him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you are him in this case, because you know,
Speaker 3: Lord knows Scary never interrupts me. That's what we go
Speaker 3: back to episode zero. Scary said, hey, welcome to the book.
Speaker 3: I interrupted him in.
Speaker 1: The middle of the middle. Yeah, it's what you do. Sorry.
Speaker 1: I think you should up the dosage on your meds, Brodie.
Speaker 1: I definitely should double it.
Speaker 23: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Episode to eighty two.
Speaker 9: Hit the jingle fish.
Speaker 1: Brody?
Speaker 6: Did you let him get away with that?
Speaker 11: Ship?
Speaker 6: He said it doctor fat guy, Doctor fat.
Speaker 11: Guy, because he's eating blueberries and fucking sell like the weird.
Speaker 24: Hit the jingle.
Speaker 3: He's got a point. Well we hit it, this hit
Speaker 3: the jingle. If he didn't recognize it, whyt't you get
Speaker 3: away with it? Because we were talking about your diet.
Speaker 3: You wished to know what He was too busy interrupting
Speaker 3: me to hear me. That's right, that's why he used
Speaker 3: to hear it.
Speaker 11: What huh, Andrew, I'm saying you York here. Sorry, I'm
Speaker 11: on here again real quick. Two things i'd say one
Speaker 11: through eighteen is when you stop growing up on music.
Speaker 11: After that, you're not growing up anymore. Number Two, you
Speaker 11: imagine being that boozie where you gotta go in the country,
Speaker 11: cor up with gyms with a fucking NFL combine training program.
Speaker 11: I go to the joke of twenty five dollars a
Speaker 11: month and I'm fucking jack. I'll send you free work
Speaker 11: out to the dyet plan. Scary you Boogie.
Speaker 25: Bath Brody, Thank you Brody and Scary Scary and Brody,
Speaker 25: It's says from ct bebe checking in. Want it to
Speaker 25: just be one of the first people.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I'm not.
Speaker 14: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Just say happy birthday, guys. Hope you guys both have
Speaker 1: a birthday.
Speaker 26: It is thank you for mine.
Speaker 25: So go team Aquarius for all those other aquarius Is
Speaker 25: out there.
Speaker 1: Baby, we are the best sign in the zodiac. I
Speaker 1: don't care anybody says right.
Speaker 25: And to my fellow Paison Scary, I know I'm not
Speaker 25: in the tribe Brody, but either way, fuckdal and have
Speaker 25: a great motherfucking birthday.
Speaker 3: That's right tomorrow David Brody's birthday. So happy birthday. Whatever
Speaker 3: you listened to this?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Hey, Dez was one of the first people to
Speaker 4: tell me that she loved the joke I made where
Speaker 4: I said, who doesn't love?
Speaker 1: What is it? A healthy Lean box? What was it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: From Hello Fresh, Hello Fresh? Yeah? He said, oh, you
Speaker 1: ordered the Healthy Lean something like that. Yeah. I oh,
Speaker 1: I ordered the Fit and wholesome.
Speaker 4: Fit and Wholesome box, and I said, who does a
Speaker 4: little fit in wholesome box. Des was the first to comment,
Speaker 4: but the couple did, but she was the first.
Speaker 23: Hey, this is Rout from Pennsylvania, just checking in and
Speaker 23: say what's going on. I've been listening to you guys
Speaker 23: since twenty ten on the Big Show. I hope you
Speaker 23: guys keep this up as long as you can, and
Speaker 23: just wanted to know are we good? Thanks?
Speaker 1: But we're good. We're good. Grape Soda? Thank you? Got
Speaker 1: more talkbacks next, it's podcast. All right, we got good.
Speaker 1: That was a good first half, right there? You like
Speaker 1: that half?
Speaker 3: I do so, so we got we got more here
Speaker 3: this is a the second half.
Speaker 1: Let's well, we got quite a bit. Thank you.
Speaker 3: Thank you for participating in so last week we were
Speaker 3: light a little bit and I think maybe because the
Speaker 3: system erased the couple. Well, yeah, there's that, But I
Speaker 3: do you complain to two people they fixed it?
Speaker 1: I did? I did you know? You did? I did complain?
Speaker 1: I know you sent an email a TM you names? Yep,
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 27: Hey, broken boys, nanny from Queens? How you doing? Going
Speaker 27: back to the scrum master topic, So, I'm actually a
Speaker 27: certified scrum master and it's a very glorified role. To
Speaker 27: be honest, All you do is facilitate meeting. So when
Speaker 27: the project manager says, hey, we need to get this
Speaker 27: done and we need to get it done by this time, uh,
Speaker 27: you basically go in the team and tell them, Okay,
Speaker 27: we have to get this done by this time. What's
Speaker 27: the problem. How can I fix this? That's about it,
Speaker 27: all right, splus life night.
Speaker 4: We got a scrum master who knows you asked for one?
Speaker 4: You got one. Do you think when he's like, I
Speaker 4: don't know if he's single or not. Again, you think
Speaker 4: he's at the bar meet some nice girl and she's like,
Speaker 4: so what do you do for a living? And she's
Speaker 4: twirling her hair and she's kind of flirty, button her eyes.
Speaker 4: You know, she's dressed sexy, but she dressed for herself,
Speaker 4: not for him, and she says, oh, what do you
Speaker 4: do for a living? He's like, I'm scrum master. Does
Speaker 4: she like go, I gotta go to the bathroom never
Speaker 4: come back, or it's like what does that mean? Like
Speaker 4: scrum master sounds like this guy's got like a bad
Speaker 4: job cleaning up, but it's actually a good job, right,
Speaker 4: So yeah, maybe I get a job as a scrum master.
Speaker 1: He sound happy about it. He did.
Speaker 27: Hey brokeme boys, Danney from Queenser again, Part two to
Speaker 27: my scrubmaster conversation. So yeah, we just basically go to
Speaker 27: the team and tell them this is how we have
Speaker 27: this amount of time to get it done. What are
Speaker 27: we doing? And you basically break up the project into
Speaker 27: what's called sprints, and half of the time you never
Speaker 27: get the work done when it's supposed to be done.
Speaker 27: So all we do is just schedule meetings.
Speaker 11: That's really it.
Speaker 27: We don't do any actual work.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought.
Speaker 22: I said that.
Speaker 3: I actually suspected that last week when I found out
Speaker 3: the definition of a scrum mask.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the delegator, You're the rubber stamp person.
Speaker 3: You're the one, the oh, the one, Hey you do this,
Speaker 3: You go do that, and I'm gonna sit here with
Speaker 3: my thumb up my ass.
Speaker 20: Good morning, Brooklyn boys. This is Nick from Washington State,
Speaker 20: a previous resident of bens in Brooklyn. This is a
Speaker 20: repeat about alien girlfriend Brody.
Speaker 9: I love you, You're awesome, you're smart, You're very intelligent
Speaker 9: a motherfucker, but dude, do not mix a creation.
Speaker 20: With discovery. Discovery happens when you just find some new shit.
Speaker 20: Hould on for part two. Part two by Nick. So,
Speaker 20: like I said, discovery and invention are different things. My
Speaker 20: friend cannot deny discovery. Fuck, we don't even have all
Speaker 20: the fucking animals figured out yet, we're still finding some
Speaker 20: random ass deep water fish and a fucking or whatnot.
Speaker 20: So the bottom line, the gas is real in that
Speaker 20: fucking planet, and the plants are real or whatever fuck
Speaker 20: they found. And fuck Miami mole. And also hold on
Speaker 20: for part three. This is he didn't disagree with me.
Speaker 20: I hope I do not have any testical, i mean
Speaker 20: technical issues in this fucking audio. So, uh, Skira Jones,
Speaker 20: what the fuck, homie? Why do you need a sam
Speaker 20: Rosali to help you with jingles and all that shit?
Speaker 20: Wapp two million dollar equipment looks like you cannot do
Speaker 20: anything without your Jewish friends. Also, fuck do you Suzan
Speaker 20: seventy seven?
Speaker 1: Oh what did in seventy seven? Do? I don't know
Speaker 1: she is? He does? He mean? I think he means
Speaker 1: Abe seventy seven? Did we say abe? That sounds like
Speaker 1: Sam is always in the production studio.
Speaker 4: And it's Sam Rosalie and she's half Jewish but regards
Speaker 4: But regardless, by the way, I didn't you say irregardless?
Speaker 4: I now we know, we know, okay, So regardless, Uh,
Speaker 4: it's not his equipment. It's that all the jingles are
Speaker 4: at the radio station and he has to put them
Speaker 4: on a drive or put them on the network drive
Speaker 4: and then access to network drive. It would in scaries defense,
Speaker 4: it would take on like three minutes and he hasn't
Speaker 4: got that kind of time.
Speaker 3: Well thanks Brody, But to be honest, it's actually, you know,
Speaker 3: Sam is in that production room that whole time, so
Speaker 3: she can actually do that while the show's going on.
Speaker 1: We got stuff, we got other things going on. We
Speaker 1: got meetings.
Speaker 3: I'm meeting with department heads, clients, We're all over the place,
Speaker 3: and then we're doing the show.
Speaker 1: So you're closing deals, trying to make money. Well, it
Speaker 1: got a lot going on.
Speaker 3: So so yeah, minutes, three minutes, three minutes, drag it
Speaker 3: to the z drive, get home, log into the z drive,
Speaker 3: Dragon monk your computer.
Speaker 20: Three minutes Brooklyn boys, I know this is nake again.
Speaker 9: I apologize.
Speaker 14: This is part four.
Speaker 9: Think of it as a part for Scara Jones. I'm
Speaker 9: sure about I'm not sure about Irvine Plaza.
Speaker 11: Gy.
Speaker 9: You need to come down to Servy at go to
Speaker 9: climates Pledge Arena. Apparently just Timberlake is going to have
Speaker 9: concert here in May, and I think it's going to
Speaker 9: be pretty awesome. Yeah, you can bring your girlfriend, you
Speaker 9: can stay in a nice hotel. Has some really nice hotels,
Speaker 9: and who knows, maybe I'll take you to a steak
Speaker 9: dinner advertizer or some shit.
Speaker 3: That would be great. Then we could make Brodie jealous.
Speaker 3: But look it it's another steak dinner to get steak dinner.
Speaker 3: Although apparently I'm not allowed to talk about that anymore.
Speaker 3: Got yell dot earlier, So I.
Speaker 1: Will say this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Justin is playing the Garden. That's that's a given.
Speaker 3: I can go see him a man, not a Red
Speaker 3: Guard Laza. But but Irving Pa. No, No, he's playing
Speaker 3: My point is he's playing a one night only eat
Speaker 3: timid concert at Irving Plaza for fourteen hundred people. There's
Speaker 3: a reason why I would want to be in that
Speaker 3: room as opposed to Madison Square Garden or any big arena.
Speaker 1: I could see him at any city in America. Yeah,
Speaker 1: go to the arena, can get the big explosions and
Speaker 1: the like shadow and age. It goes up and down. Hopefully.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking a kiss all day, all night. I want
Speaker 1: to see an artist, a big artist in a small venue. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: I've seen some injury artists.
Speaker 3: There's something really special about what he's doing on Wednesday night, which,
Speaker 3: by the way, I got snubbed by two people, Brody,
Speaker 3: you know who they are, not me who I was
Speaker 3: trying to trying to help me get in, and they
Speaker 3: were like, not care.
Speaker 4: You talked about one of the people. Oh wait, can't
Speaker 4: help you. Oh oh the contacts, Oh yeah, can help it.
Speaker 4: Can't help you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Over the past eight years, you had plenty of chances
Speaker 4: to ask for Justin Timberlake favor.
Speaker 1: Now he's back. Now he's too busy. It's too busy.
Speaker 1: You can't get me, can't help can't help you. By
Speaker 1: the ways you watch him on SNL.
Speaker 3: That episode of SNL was horrible. It was train wreck Lee.
Speaker 3: It was so I love SNL, I want to love
Speaker 3: the Waitress sketch at the beginning awful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the the Beg's talk show, I love Timberlake and
Speaker 4: Fallon as the Beg's I do.
Speaker 1: It was terrible. The impressions are great. The questions why
Speaker 1: are you making Barry Gibb violent? He's not. He doesn't
Speaker 1: have a history of violence. It doesn't make any that's
Speaker 1: a horrible sketch.
Speaker 4: And after the ninth time when you ask Timberlake as
Speaker 4: as is it, Robin or Maurice Gibb, do you have
Speaker 4: anything you want to add? Dead silence? No, it's not funny.
Speaker 4: By the seventh time, it's not terrible episode. Thank God
Speaker 4: for Please don't destroy They kill it every week every week.
Speaker 24: I gotta leave this in a two partner Danny the
Speaker 24: blind radio guy. Yeah, I don't know what what's scary
Speaker 24: as he's gotten older, but Jesus, stop being a pussy.
Speaker 24: Let people joke around with you. Man, what the hell
Speaker 24: happened to you? But because he got super sensitive when
Speaker 24: Brody in two eighty two said that Robin if Robin
Speaker 24: dumped him, that she would leave him for she would
Speaker 24: get with Brody. And then this happened on the fifteen
Speaker 24: Minute Morning Show the other day when they were talking
Speaker 24: about hot people and attractiveness.
Speaker 17: For a while, you're all that aren't is attractive, that
Speaker 17: are super confident and they're in.
Speaker 1: Yeah know what I mean?
Speaker 14: Yeah totally.
Speaker 1: And then you see people who are hot with no
Speaker 1: confidence in You're lie, what's.
Speaker 11: Wrong with you? Man?
Speaker 14: Like?
Speaker 16: What's going on?
Speaker 24: It's weird because Scotty has no confidence, but Scary has
Speaker 24: a ton of confidence.
Speaker 1: Right, So.
Speaker 14: Well, Gary, that's so.
Speaker 1: Dark like your confidence plussy.
Speaker 4: Okay, So first of all, I love the fact that
Speaker 4: Danny's bringing audio clips.
Speaker 1: He's come and prepared with receipts.
Speaker 4: However, Scary was I don't think was offended there, and
Speaker 4: I don't think he was offended.
Speaker 1: He knows that Robin's not getting with me. That was
Speaker 1: a joke. He wasn't offended. I think we're good. They
Speaker 1: were good, Danny, you really looked into that way too much.
Speaker 1: Neither point that you made wasn't offended in neither one
Speaker 1: of them. Now he's offended though he's offended by you, Danny, he's.
Speaker 3: Offended by this talk back. You think that I'm offended
Speaker 3: that I can't take a joke. Scary doesn't get offended.
Speaker 3: I get I don't know what you're talking about. I
Speaker 3: really know, I'm serious, Like Scary, here's a fucking moron.
Speaker 3: He's like, okay, sure, so you know, I guess that
Speaker 3: is you're interpretating interpreting a clip of that clipper. He
Speaker 3: was saying, interpret the I don't know how you can
Speaker 3: tell from me saying nothing that I'm offended.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I really didn't go off on any
Speaker 1: of them.
Speaker 4: I mean, he's blind, he's not deaf. Oh and by
Speaker 4: the way, Danny's a great support. We can always joke
Speaker 4: with Danny. That's what I love about him. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: just you know what he thought you would offended. You weren't,
Speaker 4: so we move on. But thank you Danny for bringing clips.
Speaker 1: I love the Brooklyn Boys. MJ from Gary, Indiana.
Speaker 28: I don't know if I'm listening to it right, I'm
Speaker 28: hearing wrong or something, but I think that lady is
Speaker 28: saying our team of experienced attorneys. I don't think she's
Speaker 28: saying our team, our experience attorneys. I think I don't
Speaker 28: know maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: But no, that's not what the issue is wrong. The
Speaker 1: issue was.
Speaker 3: That I'm not first of all, No, I think I
Speaker 3: think it was. If I remember correctly, I'll play the clip.
Speaker 1: Let me pull it up. It was, she said. Our
Speaker 1: team of experienced attorneys.
Speaker 3: Is hold on here, it is hold on hat we go?
Speaker 3: Can you tell you dogs, we're doing a podcast.
Speaker 10: Attention listeners. Accidents happen, and when they do, you need
Speaker 10: a winning team on your side. If you were a
Speaker 10: loved one has been injured in a car accident, that
Speaker 10: is not your fault. Don't go at it alone. Insurance companies,
Speaker 10: we'll try to push you around. But our team of
Speaker 10: experienced attorneys are dedicated.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she says, our team of experienced attorneys are and
Speaker 4: it should be his because team is plural, so they
Speaker 4: before use the singular.
Speaker 1: That's what it was. In case you were wondering, All right,
Speaker 1: go ahead, and Brody, what's just about the slices? Don't
Speaker 1: like slice time? Huh okay, there's more scary and.
Speaker 26: Brody, what's going on over there? Steve from the Bronx,
Speaker 26: You guys probably know that sometimes Brody gets on my nerves,
Speaker 26: especially with the steak dinner. That is fucking Forget about it, Brody,
Speaker 26: forget about the fucking steak dinner. Horn is scary. He's
Speaker 26: one hundred percent right. I don't like to give him
Speaker 26: a box, but you are wrong, I mean scary.
Speaker 3: Give about what though about?
Speaker 14: What?
Speaker 1: All about? The grammar with the horns? With the horns
Speaker 1: is horn? Horns are the who horns? I'm man, man there.
Speaker 1: There are more important problems in life, folks, not many
Speaker 1: scary Brody.
Speaker 26: Brody scary over there, lock and see from the bronx.
Speaker 1: So scary. It breaks my heart to agree with Brody,
Speaker 1: but he is.
Speaker 26: Correct on the subject. Both subjects are singular. Therefore it
Speaker 26: should be is instead of R. He's right, thank you,
Speaker 26: Thank you, work he's right, horns, you're right, thank you.
Speaker 26: And this rare instance, Brody is right. Hopefully I'll never
Speaker 26: have to say that again.
Speaker 1: Over there, Brody is right. Brody was right.
Speaker 29: Thank Johnathan Texas. Yeah, he's Jacksonville Jaguars. I don't know
Speaker 29: why I say wires, but I do. I didn't know
Speaker 29: what I did until you pointed out to me. Thanks
Speaker 29: Jack Wagons.
Speaker 3: By the way, I love that Texas is calling in.
Speaker 3: I love that so much. Yeah, I don't think people
Speaker 3: realize it.
Speaker 4: My friend Abby, who is from Florida and she works
Speaker 4: in the radio, she's on the radio now in Atlanta
Speaker 4: and she says.
Speaker 1: Jaguars and I asked her about it. She's like, I
Speaker 1: didn't know I was doing that. So I just think
Speaker 1: it's you.
Speaker 4: You hear it around you, But it's definitely Jaguarlem called.
Speaker 17: Chad from Omaha, and I just wanted to comment on
Speaker 17: the whole jaguar thing. I believe that jaguarre is just
Speaker 17: a bougie way of saying jaguar. The people that say
Speaker 17: jaguar are probably the same people that walk around with
Speaker 17: that bluetooth in their ears right themselves out. Oh, it
Speaker 17: is just irritating.
Speaker 1: He just said.
Speaker 3: He just said in the ear, by the way, the
Speaker 3: same way that was Foghorn, that was Brody about ten
Speaker 3: years ago. By the way, with the fucking bluetooth in
Speaker 3: his ear walk He used to walk around the radio
Speaker 3: station with it in his car. He never that thing
Speaker 3: never left his ear. Now nobody does that with earphones.
Speaker 3: He's the same damn thing. I had the plantronics F
Speaker 3: three sixty like plant planted in his face. That's right,
Speaker 3: that was very important back then. By the way, that
Speaker 3: was fucking okay. All right, you made your point. I
Speaker 3: don't know you didn't acknowledge it.
Speaker 1: I agree, I get it. I agree. Why do you
Speaker 1: get offended so easily? You puss it?
Speaker 9: I just want to move on.
Speaker 6: Scary and Brody, love you guys. You crack me up. Brody,
Speaker 6: you're setting up your bit with the improper use of plurals,
Speaker 6: and you set it up by saying there's some that
Speaker 6: are it is there are some, right, there is some.
Speaker 6: I still love ye.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but this is this, bro This grammar stuff
Speaker 1: is making me yawn.
Speaker 3: It's it's it's a lot of minutia, the grammar stuff
Speaker 3: when it's this nitpicky, when it's obvious to see. The
Speaker 3: Grammar Police was started as something that was like really hilarious, funny,
Speaker 3: and the masses when we're starting when we're talking about
Speaker 3: and ours and I mean really getting like like kneedling
Speaker 3: and getting I know, I know, but a sorry, you'll
Speaker 3: help us with the phone taps. I'm sorry, am I
Speaker 3: am I losing my sense of humor in my old age.
Speaker 4: You missed when I I brilliantly did a callback to
Speaker 4: the word to interpretate.
Speaker 1: But you missed it.
Speaker 6: I know I heard it. I heard I just Jesus Christ, Scary.
Speaker 30: You stop arguing with Brody.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 6: Warren's have a value.
Speaker 1: It's not it.
Speaker 30: There's no it that am you of trading them? The
Speaker 30: horns have a value. There are not a pair of horns.
Speaker 30: There are many anuals that only have one horn. Fuck me,
Speaker 30: stop arguing with Brody. That's why it's always going to
Speaker 30: be Brody and Scary. And this is Mattie from the
Speaker 30: Bronx in Brooklyn.
Speaker 4: Perfect timing. Not only did she would be just arguing,
Speaker 4: we were arguing about grammar, and she just sets you right.
Speaker 6: Scary.
Speaker 30: Network of attorneys is horns are network singular?
Speaker 1: Is horns plural?
Speaker 6: Are Brady.
Speaker 30: I'm not a fucking grammar teacher, but I am an attorney,
Speaker 30: So for fuck's sake, Scary, stop arguing with Brody. This
Speaker 30: is Maddie from Brooklyn and the Bronx, and it's always
Speaker 30: Birdie and scary.
Speaker 1: Network of attorneys is because it's the network. I think
Speaker 1: I see it. Listen to me.
Speaker 3: I never said I didn't see it your way, but
Speaker 3: I also think that it could be both ways.
Speaker 1: It can't be both ways. Would Okay?
Speaker 4: If you talk about baseball team of players, right, it's
Speaker 4: the team of players. You'd say the team of players
Speaker 4: is great, the team is great, the team players is great,
Speaker 4: is great? Yes, right, But would say the team of
Speaker 4: players are great. Same thing. She's an attorney. Can't lie it,
Speaker 4: can't argue it. I just it doesn't It just sounds weird. Yeah,
Speaker 4: well so does interpret ate. We all have about things.
Speaker 31: Hey, doctor m down in Arizona. Uh yeah, I don't
Speaker 31: really like doing scrum master work. Basically you're giving work
Speaker 31: software engineers and checking their work and then giving them
Speaker 31: more work.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 31: It was part of a small part of my job
Speaker 31: at my last company. Did not enjoy it, but you know,
Speaker 31: as somebody has to do it, I guess. But I
Speaker 31: love you guys. Listen to y'all all through the pandemic.
Speaker 31: I was stuck in a skiff and listen to you
Speaker 31: guys every time you made a new podcast.
Speaker 1: So thanks, appreciate you. Thank you so much for being
Speaker 1: this in a skiff. That's awesome.
Speaker 11: Hit the jingle Bitch.
Speaker 27: That was a scary inappropriate product endorsement.
Speaker 6: Not cool, Brody, you missed it.
Speaker 30: Scary talk talking about doctor Fat Loss jingle, it's your
Speaker 30: favorite slices from Bedford, Virginia.
Speaker 1: All right, Scary, we need to edit that and make
Speaker 1: that one of the jingles. That was awesome, Hey, Rody.
Speaker 14: And Scary Jamie from Queen's Here. If someone were to
Speaker 14: say to me that their job is a scrum master,
Speaker 14: I would definitely not think that was like some sort
Speaker 14: of h R related job. I would honestly think it
Speaker 14: has something to do with porn in the porn industry. Yeah,
Speaker 14: that's just the feeling I get in the vibe.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm with you, Jamie.
Speaker 14: I scrub it would be in porn, but it gives
Speaker 14: me porn vibes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely us too. Yeah, everything gives Oh Jamie from Queens.
Speaker 14: Brody, you know Scary long enough to know when he
Speaker 14: says he was at the gym, what he really means
Speaker 14: is he was hanging out with his buddy Jim. We've
Speaker 14: all been listening to you guys long enough to also
Speaker 14: know that's really what at the gyms.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna prove you all wrong. You watch you wait
Speaker 1: and see.
Speaker 7: Wait, Hey, Brody, is Scary Monock here originally from Brooklyn
Speaker 7: hashtag tribe. Actually I think I'm gonna have to go
Speaker 7: with Scary and Brody this week. Maybe, Brody, are you
Speaker 7: feeling okay? Are you feeling all right? I missed it
Speaker 7: literally five minutes in. Actually I think it's about five
Speaker 7: minutes and of the thirty seconds approximately, Scary mentioned some
Speaker 7: sort of doctor that isn't a doctor, and you haven't
Speaker 7: had him.
Speaker 15: Hit the team.
Speaker 7: Are you okay, Brody?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hey, Brody, is Scary.
Speaker 7: From here again playing this one after the other since
Speaker 7: it's like, ye, probably like three minutes apart. Yep, I
Speaker 7: heard that you caught it. Uh oh this doctor per
Speaker 7: se or not a doctor per se?
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 16: I'm glad Brody's feeling all right.
Speaker 1: Yeah you thought Scary.
Speaker 7: I hope you're feeling all right too, just because I mentioned,
Speaker 7: I hope that Brody's feeling right. I hope that you're
Speaker 7: flying right.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Mono. That's very nice. Knock them you care
Speaker 1: about my well being. I love that. Thank you so much,
Speaker 1: a little bit appreciate it. Thank you enough.
Speaker 15: I'pisode two, Lady two. Just two little corrections for Brody.
Speaker 15: Yo kiro doesn't mean I got a mole. It means
Speaker 15: I want a mole. And also the pretty poor.
Speaker 1: Well, Yo Tango song wasn't helped me. I'm falling. It's
Speaker 1: catch me, I'm falling. Have a great day, but it's
Speaker 1: always just brody and scary. Thank you. Just to correct
Speaker 1: myself or my correction.
Speaker 4: Yes, I did write Yo tango, but when I reminded
Speaker 4: myself and sang it, I got I said yo kito
Speaker 4: because I was thinking of Taco bell.
Speaker 1: But I did.
Speaker 4: I did in the original lyrics in two thousand and
Speaker 4: you did it the right way in the lyric I.
Speaker 1: Did your tango?
Speaker 11: Ye scary and brody. Mike from Wisconsin here.
Speaker 9: Scary.
Speaker 11: I'm wondering if that's why you asked your own deed
Speaker 11: that you're.
Speaker 20: A four, so that way you don't get nervous when
Speaker 20: somebody that's actually higher than a four wants to suck
Speaker 20: your d you're not so nervous.
Speaker 11: Maybe that's.
Speaker 1: I love that logic. That's terrific.
Speaker 12: Hey boys, it's a Vinny from Freehold formerly of dyke
Speaker 12: A Heights, Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got.
Speaker 18: Teletros in the Middletowns.
Speaker 11: It wasn't so impressed, my friends, I wasn't so impressed.
Speaker 19: It was not so great.
Speaker 1: I've never been there. Saggy and everything blended together.
Speaker 6: Land mean it some seasoning?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know that place is all Brody Brody.
Speaker 4: I didn't say it was Brooklyn Deli quality. I happened
Speaker 4: to think it's good. I love their videos.
Speaker 1: They make crazy sandwiches and.
Speaker 3: I had the fried ravioli was good and I had
Speaker 3: a sandwich that was pretty good.
Speaker 1: I didn't say it was like the guys.
Speaker 3: The staff there is amazing, and uh, they make crazy
Speaker 3: concoctions of the TikTok is the best. But I you know,
Speaker 3: you have to catch the right sandwich to you, like
Speaker 3: you can't eat the fucking screen. Either the food's good
Speaker 3: or it's not. Forget about, and it's very good for
Speaker 3: a Jersey. I wouldn't compare it to Dyker Heights.
Speaker 4: Tully by the way, you know he's some Dike of
Speaker 4: Heights because he said Dyke Heights the way he said it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, love it, love it. Okay, last one, Hey, this
Speaker 3: is uh major slice Brody.
Speaker 1: What's up from Brooklyn? And I just want to let
Speaker 1: Scary know he needs to hit the jingle bitch. I
Speaker 1: love it. We're leaving ourselves talkbacks now. That's it. Well,
Speaker 1: appreciate it. We have to communicate.
Speaker 3: If we have to have a fight and don't want
Speaker 3: to talk to each other, we'll just leave talk back
Speaker 3: to each other. That would be amazing. All right, Well,
Speaker 3: thanks for your feedback this week. We appreciate you, guys.
Speaker 3: We'll do another episode of The Brooklyn Boys Leader this
Speaker 3: week to eighty three to eighty three man.
Speaker 4: And remember, apparently we're off for Presidents Day because Scary
Speaker 4: is going away father and the family won't. I won't
Speaker 4: be around. We're going on, Anthony, where you're taking me? Anthony, Anthony,
Speaker 4: We're going somewhere with a chat today. We'll talk about
Speaker 4: that because there's drama there too. Oh is your father
Speaker 4: gonna wear Speedo? On the next episode of The Broken
Speaker 4: Boys can't wait brooking boys.
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