WEBVTT - The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for ep #282 0:00:01.520 --> 0:00:11.960 Brooklyn Boys getting Slice reactions. 0:00:14.320 --> 0:00:21.200 This podcast all depends on you, baby Slice. 0:00:29.280 --> 0:00:35.080 It's Slice time for Brooklyn Boys, episode number two eighty two. 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:41.760 All the feedback for two eighty two and before your talkbacks. 0:00:41.280 --> 0:00:43.840 When you listen through the iHeartRadio. 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:46.440 App because you clicked on that microphone and you left 0:00:46.520 --> 0:00:50.440 us a talkback. You are vocal, you are type A personality, 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:52.599 and more importantly, you're a slice. 0:00:53.000 --> 0:00:54.120 You're a Slice for life. 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:56.240 Oh by the way, I'm not ready to mention who 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:58.120 they are yet because I don't think i'm supposed to. 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:02.040 But someone who's a slice, actually their husband's a Slice. 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:05.160 They they DM me and said, my husband loves your show. 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:07.560 So I was like, don't you. She's like, no, no, no, 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:09.559 I just haven't had a chance to listen a while. Anyway, 0:01:09.560 --> 0:01:10.920 they have a new bakery and they want to send 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:13.720 us cupcakes. Really, so I told to reach out to 0:01:13.760 --> 0:01:16.400 you since you're at the studio till send. 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:18.800 March tenth, when I'm off doctor Fat Loss. That's what 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:19.199 I said. 0:01:19.280 --> 0:01:22.640 I said, coordinate it with you because you have dietary 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:26.720 restrictions at the moment, and I do, Hey. 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:28.560 No, this doesn't count. This isn't the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:32.080 This is Slice Time. Hit the jingle A belong This 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:33.920 is the Brooklyn Boys podcast Slice Time. 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:35.440 This belongs to. 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:39.120 This time belongs to the Slices. You're not a Slice, 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:40.840 you are a host. 0:01:41.160 --> 0:01:41.959 Let me tell you something. 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:45.360 I'm gonna you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:47.120 leave us. I'm gonna leave it talk back right now 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:56.960 for you to hit the jingle. So hit the jingle. Also, 0:01:57.480 --> 0:01:59.160 I got yelled at by a couple of people on 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:02.560 Instagram that you plugged the gym that you're going to 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:03.920 and on the air. 0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:05.720 On the air, they ripped you. 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:08.040 Because it's a sponsor, So you should hit the jingle 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:10.400 again for the sponsorship of the gym. 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:12.080 You didn't mention that. I knew it was a sponsor. 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:14.079 But come on, though, but you didn't know that at 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:17.240 the time. It's too late now never too late. It's 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:18.360 where's the talkback? 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:20.799 Mike? Hold on? Tap to record? Are really going to 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:24.079 do this on a three to one? Hey? 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:28.919 This is uh major Slice Brody, what's up from Brooklyn? 0:02:29.240 --> 0:02:31.000 And I just want to let Scary know he needs 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:35.640 to hit the jingle. Bitch, No, not gon, I just 0:02:35.680 --> 0:02:36.079 sent it. 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:37.240 Hold on. 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:39.519 My message has been sent good. I don't want to 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:44.160 enter a contest book. Yah, I can I can enter that. 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:44.520 Yes. 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:49.360 So here are your talkbacks from the last episode and before, okay, 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:50.560 and then play my talkback. 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:54.960 I'm sure that'll be at the very end. Let's see 0:02:54.960 --> 0:02:55.440 what we got here. 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:58.239 Hey, Ariel from upstate New York. I believe it was 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:01.600 episode two seventy nine. He was talking about how he 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:04.160 was a little upset about the sharing size on a 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:07.520 package of Eminem's. Yes, and I just want to say, Brody, 0:03:07.639 --> 0:03:12.119 you're a really tough guy from Brooklyn. You shouldn't let 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:14.880 two words upset you. 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:15.720 Thanks. 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:16.880 They're just words. 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:18.760 They're just words, see right. 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:22.919 That made me feel like I was eating too many. 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:27.200 I'm telling you, Brody, you uh you pet the sweaty 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:30.840 stuff and sweat the petty stuff. Huh you sweat the 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:32.920 petty stuff and you pet the sweaty stuff. 0:03:33.080 --> 0:03:33.720 That's what I've heard. 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:37.480 Yeah, Hello, Ariel from upstate New York. 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:37.880 Back. 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:42.680 So, we had a meeting today and they're demonstrating something 0:03:43.400 --> 0:03:47.600 and one of the people said to us, no photos 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:52.080 and videos are permitted. I could be wrong, but isn't 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:55.760 it supposed to be photos and videos are permitted? 0:03:56.840 --> 0:03:57.040 Yeah? 0:03:57.160 --> 0:03:59.400 Or actually it should be photos or videos to be 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:01.440 technically technically yes. 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:05.320 Oh man, you guys are getting really need. 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:07.960 The world we're making this country back. They're in the 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:11.080 weeds here. 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:12.720 From upstate New York again at our meeting this morning. 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:14.800 The way the chairs are set up, they're set up 0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:17.520 in rows, they're not set up in circles, so the 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:20.160 person sitting in front can't see the person behind him 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:24.080 unless they actually turn around. That person in the back 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:29.840 actually was picking his nose, and I'm sorry. That's something 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:31.680 if you're going to do you do in private. You 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:34.800 don't do it in public where there's you're risking people 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:35.400 watching you. 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:37.680 He was in the back, though, If he was in 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:39.280 the front, to be terrible, how did anybody see him? 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:41.000 If he was in the back, who people next to him? 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:42.479 I guess, man, don't do that. 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:46.279 Yeah, hey, why don't you try doing a little country 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:49.360 Western theme for that marketplace gingle you're thinking of? 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:53.960 Do it? Maybe a little Willan Nelson like, Mama, don't let. 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:59.640 Your babies put their crab phone marketplace. The people responding, 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:05.520 they always annoy They never say you are, always say you. 0:05:07.160 --> 0:05:07.480 Mama. 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:12.160 Don't really believe put their Craphone market Please? 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:19.520 Is that a parody of growing up to be cowboys? 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:22.520 Aliens came here? 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:26.240 Father, brother? What the hell's Gary? 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:28.080 I thought Robin was. 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:28.800 The sane one. 0:05:29.160 --> 0:05:30.039 Now I have no clue. 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:31.360 What the fuck is going on. 0:05:32.360 --> 0:05:35.279 Jesus Christ on a motorcycle. 0:05:37.560 --> 0:05:40.440 Jesus Christ, I've never heard that's his Uh, that's his 0:05:40.520 --> 0:05:43.480 reaction to me believing that there there've been aliens. 0:05:44.880 --> 0:05:47.040 There've been aliens were here before us. 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:50.719 No, you think they were here and your girlfriend thinks 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:51.600 she's a descendant. 0:05:51.880 --> 0:05:55.760 Yeah, they're amongst us. Okay, we are their science experiment. 0:05:56.440 --> 0:05:59.240 Well okay, well maybe the aliens are are God, and 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:02.559 that's who knows. Maybe one alien is God. He God's 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:05.600 an alien, and each alien had a planet to develop 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:07.200 and they were coming back to check on the work 0:06:07.200 --> 0:06:07.680 of this one. 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:13.800 I'm just commenting about the Facebook marketplace jingle. I don't 0:06:13.880 --> 0:06:16.160 know of a song that will match it, but you 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:21.920 can definitely Facebook marketplace fuck tards freestyle on. 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:26.800 That, Okay, I'll see what rhymes with fuck tard? Fuck tard? 0:06:27.160 --> 0:06:28.560 Did you get that into a parody song? 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:30.960 Brody? I think you can. 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:39.440 Lyric guys mentioned again the alien Miami Mall video, and. 0:06:40.160 --> 0:06:43.200 My dad fully believes in aliens. Also he watches alien 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:44.160 shows Agent. 0:06:45.400 --> 0:06:48.479 And Brody. He said the same thing you did. If 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:53.280 it's an alien, where's the military? Where's Tommy Lee Jones 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:56.279 and Will Smith and their dark suits with their sunglasses? 0:06:57.080 --> 0:06:59.160 Why is the local police handling it? 0:06:59.240 --> 0:06:59.960 If it's an alien? 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:01.960 Right? Thank you Jamie. 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:05.240 Right, there's an alien in a twenty police cars show up, 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:07.480 but not the National Guard or the military or the 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:11.200 Air Force in a mall. It seems like somebody, you know, 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:13.360 a little more governmental would show up. 0:07:14.520 --> 0:07:17.640 Andrew, I'm saying, New York always complaining. 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:23.880 That's why I love Brody here you Moore just kidding anyway, Slices, 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:27.560 can you do me a favor. There's a playback option 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:29.800 on your talkbacks to hear if you sound like shit 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:32.600 or not. But if we can fucking hear you, So 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:34.880 why don't we try that before we send ship in? 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:38.960 Thanks you Fox, he said it not us. 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:42.480 Well only comment there was one call last week or 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:43.160 two calls. 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:44.240 We couldn't do it. 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:48.400 We could, but in fairness to to to you, sir, 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:50.440 it sounded like you're under water. 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:53.240 So there's a feature on your phone to play it back. 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:56.280 And hear how you sound sounded. He sounded pretty good 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:58.640 to me. Hilarious, absolutely hilarious. 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:02.320 Also creepy boys, guy, the spunk that you put in 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:04.040 your voice is fucking electric. 0:08:04.520 --> 0:08:08.120 That was so much better. Thank you so much. Take 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:08.960 care fight there. 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:11.400 Sounds like he's coming back in ten minutes. Here, I 0:08:11.400 --> 0:08:12.440 see it. I see a pattern. 0:08:12.880 --> 0:08:15.000 He's got energy, he's got he's critiquing. I love it. 0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:15.920 Two more in a row. 0:08:16.960 --> 0:08:19.040 Bye, last one sweat Nope, I don't want to be 0:08:19.080 --> 0:08:19.840 annoying like the rest. 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:20.760 He's got another one. 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:24.040 Anyways, In regards to you guys talking about ending this 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:26.480 show and don't want to think about it, for one, 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:28.960 don't piss me off off the rim. We're not ending 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:32.079 the fucking show. Okay, I don't got time for that. Two, 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:37.120 you guys don't the ship turning to free dessert? All right, shit, 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:38.040 I gotta continue this. 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:38.640 Sorry. 0:08:38.760 --> 0:08:40.040 Yeah no, he lies. 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:42.040 I told you he lied by the way he said, 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:43.040 don't cancel the show. 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:45.439 I don't have time for that. We said we can't show. 0:08:45.559 --> 0:08:47.200 Yeah no, but if we canceled the show, he'd have 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:51.800 more time for that. Very true. See always thinking you're. 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:55.040 A free dessert because we're at episode to eighty one, 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:59.720 when we should be at episode three thirty eight including zero. 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:03.000 How does he fifty seven missed episodes from the start 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:06.640 day to mouth and broo style with your boshon excuses 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:11.120 and your assistant manager. Nonsense, This is a corporate level complaint, 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:13.520 all right. So I don't know what you're gonna do 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:15.880 for us, but we're dying over here. You're not ding 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:18.440 an episode. You fifty seven episodes, So get the fuck 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:18.800 with it. 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:22.160 When does he come up with this math? Fifty seven episodes? 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:23.760 Did we miss fifty seven episodes? 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:24.640 No? 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:30.360 We we We do like forty four forty five a year. Yeah, 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:33.880 that would leave like, wait a minute, that's ten weeks 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:35.320 a year we don't do an episode. 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:37.719 I think he's got to doing this for five or 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:39.400 six six years. Yeah, fifty seven? 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:42.120 All right, sorry, I gotta go. I liked the way 0:09:42.160 --> 0:09:44.600 he's coming out. I like the way he went back, 0:09:44.600 --> 0:09:46.120 and he actually calculated it though. 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:49.960 Well, let me just we've already explained why we didn't 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:51.720 do some episodes, but he's right on the amount we 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:52.160 haven't done. 0:09:52.320 --> 0:09:55.160 I guess what President's week, there won't be an episode. 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:57.480 Oh you didn't tell me that. Yeah, I'm on vacation. 0:09:57.880 --> 0:09:59.640 Oh you're on vacation. I'm I'm not going to be 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:03.920 here to be in the country. Oh, look at you, bougie. 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:06.080 I'll talk more about that on the Brooklyn Boys will 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:08.079 but we want to do something nice for my dad. 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:11.000 After all we've been to is a family. Oh, so 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:13.040 try it to try and make you feel guilty on 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:17.599 that one. Okay, we'll talk. 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:27.440 Oh, hey, guys, you know him concerning the aliens at 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:27.800 the mall. 0:10:27.880 --> 0:10:33.200 You know, I guarantee you that crap were legit. Orson, 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:39.200 which was a great communicator, called Robin and told her 0:10:39.679 --> 0:10:42.240 that shit was going to go down that day. 0:10:42.520 --> 0:10:46.200 Robin was a boy. I don't think Orson called Robin Diddy. 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:50.480 No, no, that's a reference to Morgan Mindy from the 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:51.200 late seventies. 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:54.439 I caught it. I did not. You watched it. I'm 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:57.600 too young. You are not. You grew up in number two, 0:10:57.920 --> 0:10:58.480 Glenn Miller. 0:10:59.240 --> 0:10:59.480 You know. 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:03.720 The reason there were probably so many police officers there 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:08.280 is because when they reported the fireworks, and to a 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:12.120 regular civilian, it's hard to tell the difference between a 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:17.040 gun and a firework. Police had the whole assover and 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:20.040 make sure that there wasn't somebody shooting up the police 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:22.440 and they weren't going to send just one police car. 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:27.319 They had to send the whole goddamn police force over all. 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:31.040 Right, that's still in response to that story from Yeah 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:33.640 we saw on TMZ several weeks ago with the Miami 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:36.360 Mall on New Year's Day. Right, that's right, Okay, this 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:39.959 is just commenting on episode number two eighty a very 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:42.920 special Brooken Boys podcast Proty Scary. 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:47.600 I apologize, I'm way behind. I am still catching up. 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:51.680 I just want to offer my condolences to you both. 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:58.400 It's crazy, how you know, I've been listening to the 0:11:58.440 --> 0:12:01.520 Big Show since nine. I feel like you guys are 0:12:01.720 --> 0:12:04.840 close friends. And I got upset, you know, when I 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:09.080 heard about your Mom's all right, very sorry for your loss. 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:11.160 Thank you appreciate it. 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:14.160 By the way, when he said he been listening since 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:16.280 two thousand and nine to the Big Show and he 0:12:16.280 --> 0:12:18.480 he thinks of us as close friends, for a minute, 0:12:18.480 --> 0:12:20.480 I thought he meant that you and I were close 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:22.760 friends with each other. What he meant was that we're 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:24.560 like close friends to him. You know, I got that's 0:12:24.559 --> 0:12:26.360 how I interpret, which is which is nice? 0:12:26.360 --> 0:12:28.240 I didn't. I was like Oh well he means him. 0:12:28.240 --> 0:12:31.320 That's right. Kind. More feedback from episode to eighty one. 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:34.920 Scary Brony see from the Bronx over there. 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:40.360 All right, Rody, love you fuck up from God to 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:43.160 take down? Alrighty, what you got to do? 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:45.400 Real well, you fucking got it. 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:53.439 Also, coach, go fuck yourself. Go Brody, does you a 0:12:53.720 --> 0:12:59.440 fucking thing? Love him? Go the fuck up, Brody. Chow 0:12:59.520 --> 0:12:59.959 baby chat. 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:02.560 He's saying that I don't know you the steak dinner, 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:06.640 fucked Ie a coke and fucked I a coke, and 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:07.520 I should grow up. 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:10.640 I think that's what he said, something like that. He 0:13:10.679 --> 0:13:13.040 owes me to steak dinner. I don't know why we 0:13:13.040 --> 0:13:16.120 should fuck die a coke and I'll never grow up. 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:20.000 That's the point of this podcasting, Scary Jones. 0:13:20.320 --> 0:13:21.920 This is Jinielle from Connecticut. 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:27.240 Oh is your weekly reminder to get the fucking jingles? 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:32.520 Thank you so much, Brodyan's scary. Thank you always Slice 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:33.080 for Life. 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:36.360 I imagine we'll be hearing from you next week. He 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:37.480 doesn't bring them again. 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:43.679 Hey guys, this is one from Monterre, Mexico. Again, scary. 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:46.200 How do you do it? How do you not let 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:50.360 him get to your head. He interrupted you fifteen million 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:54.040 times and not once did you lose your patience. 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:58.120 Props to you, bro because I'm a radio professional. That's why. 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:00.839 Because thing he's referring to me is him. I think 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:01.240 i'm him. 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:03.440 Yeah, you are him in this case, because you know, 0:14:03.600 --> 0:14:08.079 Lord knows Scary never interrupts me. That's what we go 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:10.520 back to episode zero. Scary said, hey, welcome to the book. 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:11.480 I interrupted him in. 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:15.600 The middle of the middle. Yeah, it's what you do. Sorry. 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:17.720 I think you should up the dosage on your meds, Brodie. 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:18.800 I definitely should double it. 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:20.720 Yeah. 0:14:21.440 --> 0:14:23.760 Episode to eighty two. 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:26.160 Hit the jingle fish. 0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:28.320 Brody? 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:31.240 Did you let him get away with that? 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:31.520 Ship? 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:36.080 He said it doctor fat guy, Doctor fat. 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:41.680 Guy, because he's eating blueberries and fucking sell like the weird. 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:45.040 Hit the jingle. 0:14:48.920 --> 0:14:51.240 He's got a point. Well we hit it, this hit 0:14:51.280 --> 0:14:55.760 the jingle. If he didn't recognize it, whyt't you get 0:14:55.760 --> 0:14:57.600 away with it? Because we were talking about your diet. 0:14:57.640 --> 0:14:59.680 You wished to know what He was too busy interrupting 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:02.240 me to hear me. That's right, that's why he used 0:15:02.280 --> 0:15:02.680 to hear it. 0:15:02.840 --> 0:15:07.840 What huh, Andrew, I'm saying you York here. Sorry, I'm 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:11.160 on here again real quick. Two things i'd say one 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:14.680 through eighteen is when you stop growing up on music. 0:15:14.960 --> 0:15:20.080 After that, you're not growing up anymore. Number Two, you 0:15:20.120 --> 0:15:22.520 imagine being that boozie where you gotta go in the country, 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:26.400 cor up with gyms with a fucking NFL combine training program. 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:29.120 I go to the joke of twenty five dollars a 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:31.680 month and I'm fucking jack. I'll send you free work 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:33.960 out to the dyet plan. Scary you Boogie. 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:39.720 Bath Brody, Thank you Brody and Scary Scary and Brody, 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:42.560 It's says from ct bebe checking in. Want it to 0:15:42.600 --> 0:15:43.920 just be one of the first people. 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:45.160 Maybe maybe I'm not. 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:45.600 I don't know. 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:48.400 Just say happy birthday, guys. Hope you guys both have 0:15:48.440 --> 0:15:49.520 a birthday. 0:15:49.840 --> 0:15:51.040 It is thank you for mine. 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:54.800 So go team Aquarius for all those other aquarius Is 0:15:54.840 --> 0:15:55.240 out there. 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:57.280 Baby, we are the best sign in the zodiac. I 0:15:57.320 --> 0:15:58.680 don't care anybody says right. 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:01.400 And to my fellow Paison Scary, I know I'm not 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:04.560 in the tribe Brody, but either way, fuckdal and have 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:06.520 a great motherfucking birthday. 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:11.160 That's right tomorrow David Brody's birthday. So happy birthday. Whatever 0:16:11.200 --> 0:16:11.720 you listened to this? 0:16:12.280 --> 0:16:15.760 Yeah, Hey, Dez was one of the first people to 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:18.240 tell me that she loved the joke I made where 0:16:18.240 --> 0:16:19.160 I said, who doesn't love? 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:21.560 What is it? A healthy Lean box? What was it? Yeah? 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:24.280 From Hello Fresh, Hello Fresh? Yeah? He said, oh, you 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:28.120 ordered the Healthy Lean something like that. Yeah. I oh, 0:16:28.160 --> 0:16:30.480 I ordered the Fit and wholesome. 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:31.760 Fit and Wholesome box, and I said, who does a 0:16:31.800 --> 0:16:34.640 little fit in wholesome box. Des was the first to comment, 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:36.120 but the couple did, but she was the first. 0:16:36.240 --> 0:16:38.560 Hey, this is Rout from Pennsylvania, just checking in and 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:41.000 say what's going on. I've been listening to you guys 0:16:41.000 --> 0:16:43.800 since twenty ten on the Big Show. I hope you 0:16:43.840 --> 0:16:46.440 guys keep this up as long as you can, and 0:16:46.800 --> 0:16:49.440 just wanted to know are we good? Thanks? 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:54.280 But we're good. We're good. Grape Soda? Thank you? Got 0:16:54.280 --> 0:17:02.000 more talkbacks next, it's podcast. All right, we got good. 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:03.400 That was a good first half, right there? You like 0:17:03.480 --> 0:17:04.040 that half? 0:17:04.560 --> 0:17:06.520 I do so, so we got we got more here 0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:08.000 this is a the second half. 0:17:08.080 --> 0:17:09.840 Let's well, we got quite a bit. Thank you. 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:12.119 Thank you for participating in so last week we were 0:17:12.200 --> 0:17:13.960 light a little bit and I think maybe because the 0:17:14.000 --> 0:17:16.560 system erased the couple. Well, yeah, there's that, But I 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:18.760 do you complain to two people they fixed it? 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:21.199 I did? I did you know? You did? I did complain? 0:17:21.400 --> 0:17:24.160 I know you sent an email a TM you names? Yep, 0:17:24.400 --> 0:17:24.840 I didn't. 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:29.280 Hey, broken boys, nanny from Queens? How you doing? Going 0:17:29.359 --> 0:17:31.879 back to the scrum master topic, So, I'm actually a 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:36.959 certified scrum master and it's a very glorified role. To 0:17:37.000 --> 0:17:41.480 be honest, All you do is facilitate meeting. So when 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:43.760 the project manager says, hey, we need to get this 0:17:43.840 --> 0:17:46.240 done and we need to get it done by this time, uh, 0:17:46.280 --> 0:17:48.960 you basically go in the team and tell them, Okay, 0:17:49.000 --> 0:17:50.960 we have to get this done by this time. What's 0:17:50.960 --> 0:17:53.160 the problem. How can I fix this? That's about it, 0:17:53.560 --> 0:17:55.399 all right, splus life night. 0:17:55.440 --> 0:17:58.200 We got a scrum master who knows you asked for one? 0:17:58.359 --> 0:18:00.159 You got one. Do you think when he's like, I 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:01.800 don't know if he's single or not. Again, you think 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:04.080 he's at the bar meet some nice girl and she's like, 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:05.520 so what do you do for a living? And she's 0:18:05.520 --> 0:18:08.040 twirling her hair and she's kind of flirty, button her eyes. 0:18:08.480 --> 0:18:10.959 You know, she's dressed sexy, but she dressed for herself, 0:18:10.960 --> 0:18:14.000 not for him, and she says, oh, what do you 0:18:14.080 --> 0:18:16.600 do for a living? He's like, I'm scrum master. Does 0:18:16.640 --> 0:18:18.240 she like go, I gotta go to the bathroom never 0:18:18.280 --> 0:18:20.840 come back, or it's like what does that mean? Like 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:23.960 scrum master sounds like this guy's got like a bad 0:18:24.040 --> 0:18:26.560 job cleaning up, but it's actually a good job, right, 0:18:26.720 --> 0:18:29.640 So yeah, maybe I get a job as a scrum master. 0:18:29.680 --> 0:18:30.880 He sound happy about it. He did. 0:18:30.920 --> 0:18:34.080 Hey brokeme boys, Danney from Queenser again, Part two to 0:18:34.119 --> 0:18:37.720 my scrubmaster conversation. So yeah, we just basically go to 0:18:37.760 --> 0:18:40.240 the team and tell them this is how we have 0:18:40.320 --> 0:18:42.600 this amount of time to get it done. What are 0:18:42.600 --> 0:18:45.520 we doing? And you basically break up the project into 0:18:45.600 --> 0:18:49.480 what's called sprints, and half of the time you never 0:18:49.480 --> 0:18:51.560 get the work done when it's supposed to be done. 0:18:51.840 --> 0:18:54.200 So all we do is just schedule meetings. 0:18:54.359 --> 0:18:55.119 That's really it. 0:18:55.160 --> 0:18:56.560 We don't do any actual work. 0:18:57.040 --> 0:18:57.760 That's what I thought. 0:18:57.800 --> 0:18:58.239 I said that. 0:18:58.480 --> 0:19:02.440 I actually suspected that last week when I found out 0:19:02.440 --> 0:19:03.560 the definition of a scrum mask. 0:19:03.640 --> 0:19:06.760 Yeah, you're the delegator, You're the rubber stamp person. 0:19:06.800 --> 0:19:08.720 You're the one, the oh, the one, Hey you do this, 0:19:09.359 --> 0:19:11.399 You go do that, and I'm gonna sit here with 0:19:11.440 --> 0:19:12.359 my thumb up my ass. 0:19:15.880 --> 0:19:18.760 Good morning, Brooklyn boys. This is Nick from Washington State, 0:19:18.920 --> 0:19:22.280 a previous resident of bens in Brooklyn. This is a 0:19:23.080 --> 0:19:26.800