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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: I olah, I was looking for Robin. Hi, Robin, This

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Speaker 1: is mister Fernando. I'm teaching the knitting class that you

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Speaker 1: signed up for. Oh oh, okay, how's it going? Pretty good?

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Speaker 1: All right, So I'm just calling to check in with

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Speaker 1: all the people who signed up. You're ready to rock? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna We're gonna tear it up. Oh here, what

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Speaker 1: do you know about knitting? I need to know, like

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Speaker 1: what your skill level is before I get you in

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Speaker 1: my class. I I can cast on? Um, can you

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Speaker 1: do it? Can you do? Can you do a stockinget? Stitch? No? No, me?

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Speaker 1: We got our work cut out for us and don't

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Speaker 1: well they said it was a beginner class. I don't

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Speaker 1: understand why you're giving me such a hard time. I'm

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Speaker 1: giving you a hard time because my niece, who's like two,

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Speaker 1: could do all those stitches. Can you stop swearing? Queen?

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Speaker 1: Ok Hey, I'm sorry about that. I've had complaints before that.

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Speaker 1: I get a little bit over the top when I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about knitting. It's just that I love it. That's great,

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Speaker 1: and I want you to love it too. Okay, but

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Speaker 1: I just want to learn how to make pillows. This pillows.

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Speaker 1: I'm not about to teach you how to knit a pillow.

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Speaker 1: I feel like we talked about your cursing. You know what,

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Speaker 1: I don't care. Hey, what are you ninety years old?

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Speaker 1: You're not making pillows. We make cool stuff in my class.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna knit a machine gun first day? What? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I know, right, I know, I know it's amazing. I

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Speaker 1: just need to know that you really want to knit.

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Speaker 1: I paid for it. Do I feel like I'm pretty

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Speaker 1: much out with it. You gotta learn. You got to

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Speaker 1: do more than that to convince me. How bad do

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Speaker 1: you want to knit? How about I can come to

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Speaker 1: class on Saturday. Will that be to this? Not enough?

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Speaker 1: Not enough? I need to know that you are ready

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Speaker 1: to learn the art of knitting. What exactly do you need?

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Speaker 1: I need to meet with you beforehand. That is not

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Speaker 1: going to happen. That's not even I don't even think

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Speaker 1: about it. I know it's not gonna happen Friday night.

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Speaker 1: You and I are going to get together. No, so, yeah, hey,

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Speaker 1: how bad do you want an you sign up for

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Speaker 1: the class? Not me? All right, I'm just want to

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Speaker 1: teach you. You You know what I can do this online?

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Speaker 1: I can learn to knit from YouTube. I'm good. Friday

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Speaker 1: night we're going to meet. Me and you and a

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Speaker 1: couple of the other students in the knitting class are

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Speaker 1: getting together and we're gonna rob the hobby lobby for

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Speaker 1: all the arm they have. Are you in or out?

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Speaker 1: I'm out. You're out. You're not taking my class. I

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Speaker 1: can tell you that right now. I don't exacinitely know

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Speaker 1: how you got your job or why they hired you,

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Speaker 1: but I'm out. They hired me because I'm good at

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Speaker 1: what I do. I'll teach you how to slip a

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Speaker 1: stitch so quick your headlespin. I'm not looking around. Yeah

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Speaker 1: that's right, you heard it. You ever seen a guy

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Speaker 1: do a garter stitch behind his back stocking at switch

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Speaker 1: between his legs. I'm like the and One basketball team

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Speaker 1: of knitting. I'm amazing. This is ridiculous. What is going

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Speaker 1: on here? This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the Morning I'm moving eighty two point five doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Oh God, your friend, your

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Speaker 1: friend Lacy set you up. She said that you signed

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Speaker 1: up for a knitting class and wanted me to mess

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Speaker 1: with you. And I couldn't think of a better way

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Speaker 1: to mess with anybody about knitting than that. So there

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Speaker 1: you go. Can you actually sound like a hard coordinator

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Speaker 1: I am in real life. I love to knit. I

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Speaker 1: love it. It's so relaxing, crazy for knitting. Damn sure.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubal phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties, Fly on Ruben ninety two point five