WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Seafood Surprise

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<v Speaker 1>Second date of day, a guy named Chris wrote us

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<v Speaker 1>saying he's made a rule to never ask a woman

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<v Speaker 1>out ever again.

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<v Speaker 2>Really wait after whatever happened that he's on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>With us for before, I'm just reading this from his email.

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<v Speaker 1>But Chris explained he learned a new strategy from a

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<v Speaker 1>video that he saw where if you're a guy and

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<v Speaker 1>you say, hey, would you like to go out to

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<v Speaker 1>dinner with me on Saturday night? Yeah, you're already putting

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<v Speaker 1>yourself at a disadvantage right there. Why Because in the

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<v Speaker 1>woman's mind, she is thinking, if I say yes, then

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing him a favor and he's gonna end up

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<v Speaker 1>having a great night because of me.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, she's not thinking, Wow, I'm really excited to us

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<v Speaker 3>free meal. Yeah, she's thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>She's thinking, sorry, I was being more, we're going beyond

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<v Speaker 1>the meal. She's thinking, if I say yes, then I'm

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<v Speaker 1>giving him the gift of spending time with me. If

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<v Speaker 1>I say no, then this loser has nothing going on

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<v Speaker 1>in his life. He is going to spend the entire

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<v Speaker 1>evening all alone in his apartment watching net and eating

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<v Speaker 1>old pizza.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know that that's right. I don't think that's

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<v Speaker 3>how women think.

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<v Speaker 1>Even if that's not true, that's what it says, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what a lot of women think. So instead, he uses

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<v Speaker 1>a different strategy that makes him look really, really good

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<v Speaker 1>when he asks people out, all right, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>know what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>I love when men say what women think. It's so cute. Okay, continue, Yeah, well.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk to Chris about this and see what it's

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<v Speaker 1>all about. Chris, how you doing, man?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, good man, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very curious to learn what this strategy is.

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<v Speaker 2>So wait, is the strategy something you came up with

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<v Speaker 2>or is this also from the video that Jeff referenced.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I learned this on an Instagram video. But I

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<v Speaker 4>am telling you it works ninety percent of the time.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a fantastic little trick here.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So you don't ask a woman, hey, do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to go out to dinner with me? What do

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<v Speaker 1>you do? Instead?

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<v Speaker 4>See what you got to do is you got to

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<v Speaker 4>tell them that you're already doing something, and then you

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<v Speaker 4>invite them to come along with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So like you're going to dinner by yourself, I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Is not funny. I mean, I think you have a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of friends and I'm sure you have a very

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<v Speaker 1>active social life, Chris.

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<v Speaker 3>What if you don't have plans already?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, yes, you got to plan out your night a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit, right, You got to put a little thought

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<v Speaker 4>into this.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a positive.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you tell you got the night planned, You've got

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<v Speaker 4>your going out to dinner. You're gonna go do X

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<v Speaker 4>y Z. Now she's got a little bit of foe mo.

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<v Speaker 4>She got a little bit of that fear of missing

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<v Speaker 4>out on some action.

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<v Speaker 1>I see what you're saying. You're saying you're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>put the idea into the girl's head that you have

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<v Speaker 1>a life outside of her, that she's not the only

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<v Speaker 1>thing that's happening. And her answer isn't going to change you.

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<v Speaker 5>But if she's lucky, you can squeeze her in.

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<v Speaker 4>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>So okay, who did this work on that you went

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<v Speaker 3>out with?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? So this worked on Gina girl I met online

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<v Speaker 4>on one of the apps. Very funny. Her and I

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<v Speaker 4>were talking. Both had a sense of humor.

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<v Speaker 3>That's sweet. What was your proposal? What did you already

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<v Speaker 3>have planned that she could join you for?

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<v Speaker 4>So I invited her this place that was opening that

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<v Speaker 4>was serving some amazing seafood.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you're like, oh, I'm gonna check out this new

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<v Speaker 1>seafood place. You want to come with?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, But I said, listen, we have half an hour,

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<v Speaker 4>like you got to get ready now, you know, a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit of urgency.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe a girl i'd be like, yeah, dog some food.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I feel like I would say yes just

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<v Speaker 3>because of the pressure.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, oh my god, no matter what you're wearing, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to decide. Okay, you created urgency there that

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good thing. So she was up for it.

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<v Speaker 4>She was up for it, so I pick her up.

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<v Speaker 4>She looked good. I looked good, and I told her.

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<v Speaker 4>I said listen, I'll drive. Get in the car, I'll

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<v Speaker 4>drive us there. And we were almost there. I like it,

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<v Speaker 4>keep going, I said, listen, put on this blindfold because

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<v Speaker 4>where we're going it's going to be a surprise, and

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<v Speaker 4>I want to surprise you.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, super romance. I think if this has been your

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<v Speaker 5>girlfriend for two years, but a first date.

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<v Speaker 1>You've never met her before, hold on, let's not judge

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<v Speaker 1>until we hear where this goes.

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<v Speaker 4>So she puts the blindfold off. Okay, trusting, we get there.

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<v Speaker 4>I take the blindfold off and she sees a file

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<v Speaker 4>of fish from McDonald's right in front of her.

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<v Speaker 2>Why I thought you were taking her to seafood.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey it was seafood, right, technically fish.

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<v Speaker 1>This whole thing was a prank that you were playing

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<v Speaker 1>on her, telling her she's gonna have this nice meal,

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<v Speaker 1>and you really took her to a fast food place

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<v Speaker 1>and gave her ash.

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<v Speaker 4>So she takes the blindfold off and she's looking at

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<v Speaker 4>this file of fish, and I just see this look

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<v Speaker 4>of confusion over her face. She was she went through

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<v Speaker 4>every emotion. She was like pissed off for a second,

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<v Speaker 4>but at the end of it, she just started to laugh. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean she took the right way.

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<v Speaker 2>Either that or she's laughing like, oh my god, of

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<v Speaker 2>course this is my dating life.

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<v Speaker 3>You're the virgineers there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, after the joke is over, were you able to

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<v Speaker 1>establish a romantic bond with her?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? No, don't forget. I'm dressed up too. So it

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<v Speaker 4>was funny, you know, the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not just at her expense.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, I'm just still processing it.

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<v Speaker 1>All the guys are like that's cute. Girls are like yi, So,

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<v Speaker 1>how did how did the date end?

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<v Speaker 4>It was good, right, So we had a great time.

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<v Speaker 4>I dropped her off at her place, and she even

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<v Speaker 4>admitted that that was funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so what what's happened since then?

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<v Speaker 4>So four or five days ago she invites me over

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<v Speaker 4>to come to her place and hang out.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, during the nighttime or the daytime.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think she's gonna say come over at nine am.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeffery, unmust she's got, like, I don't know, a sink

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<v Speaker 2>to unclog.

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<v Speaker 1>Over here. I thought it's a valid question. The time

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<v Speaker 1>means important. That's a good sign that she wants you

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<v Speaker 1>over at any time of the day.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, she obviously likes you. She's inviting me over.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's what I thought. So I go to her house,

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<v Speaker 4>I knock on her door and she doesn't answer.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, maybe it's another prank. You guys are just the

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<v Speaker 2>prank couple.

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<v Speaker 6>I would feel good to get him back.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually it would were laughing on the other end. If

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<v Speaker 1>it was really late at night, maybe she fell asleep

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<v Speaker 1>before he arrived, Oh that's happened.

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<v Speaker 3>Or if it was early in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe this is why the time question was so important.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess we're never gonna know what time of day

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<v Speaker 1>it was.

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<v Speaker 7>Dud did you hit snooze, buddy, We're never gonna know,

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<v Speaker 7>because now we gotta go, and we're gonna come back

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<v Speaker 7>and try and get you a second date update and

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<v Speaker 7>maybe get some clarity on what time it was right

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<v Speaker 7>after this update.

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<v Speaker 1>Pranking your date on your very first meetup is either

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<v Speaker 1>the move of a very confident man or a very

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<v Speaker 1>foolish one thing. We're just trying to figure out which

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<v Speaker 1>one of those categories are. Listener Chris falls into because

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<v Speaker 1>he convinced his date Gina, to dress up really really nice,

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<v Speaker 1>to go out and eat some seafood.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and she only had a half an hour to

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<v Speaker 3>get ready.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Technically he wasn't lying because he did treat her to

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<v Speaker 1>seafood a filet of fish sandwich at a McDonald's.

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<v Speaker 2>Which I will say, it's my best friend's favorite. If

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<v Speaker 2>a man took her to get a yes, she's she'd

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<v Speaker 2>be like, I'm divorcing my husband to marry you.

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<v Speaker 1>Books, friends love language. It's gas. But they were able

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<v Speaker 1>to laugh about it afterwards after the prank was over,

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<v Speaker 1>and they've been in contact since then. She hadn't invited

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<v Speaker 1>him over, so a lot of good signs. The only

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<v Speaker 1>problem is it's not resulting in a date yet, but

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<v Speaker 1>that's going to be our job to step in.

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<v Speaker 3>That's crazy that she didn't answer the door, just standing there.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, that's rude. Actually, yeah, maybe he got the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong door. We don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't think that.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it was a big apartment complex and she just

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<v Speaker 1>texted the apartment like building, not a specific room.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it definitely wasn't the wrong door because it was

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<v Speaker 4>the same door that I picked her up in.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I forgot about that part, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well I'm a dummy, So let's just end

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<v Speaker 1>this part and get to the part where we call

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<v Speaker 1>her and figure out what's going on.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I'm just a little lost here because I'm

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<v Speaker 4>knocking at the door she didn't answer, and you know,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what's going on here.

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<v Speaker 3>You are being really understanding, which is nice.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, she invited you over for sure, Like there

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<v Speaker 5>wasn't like, uh, you know, there was no miscommunication text.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you miscommunicate that?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know, you want to kick it some time

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<v Speaker 5>and he's like on my way.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, no, this was very clear, point blank.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, let's just point blank ask her why she's

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<v Speaker 1>not going out with you. I'm dialing her number right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hey, is this Gina? U?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, this is she?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure you're Gina? Took a second.

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<v Speaker 3>She knows she's Gina, she doesn't know who you are.

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<v Speaker 2>OK.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Well you're the weird one in this situation.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm jeff from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning the.

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<v Speaker 3>Whole shows here.

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<v Speaker 6>Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, it's a little weird.

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<v Speaker 4>What's this about?

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<v Speaker 1>This is about a segment that we do called a

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<v Speaker 1>second Date Update, and we're trying to help one of

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<v Speaker 1>our listeners meet up with you again after you already

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<v Speaker 1>went out with him one time. His name is Chris.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I know Chris. But did I sign up for this?

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<v Speaker 1>No, this isn't something you sign up for. Chris emailed

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<v Speaker 1>us because he told us about your guys' first date together.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a spontaneous guy that Chris right. Pretty funny too.

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<v Speaker 6>M Yeah, he's quite the charmer.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah is that good?

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<v Speaker 1>He told us about the little practical joke that he played.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love to know what was going through your

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<v Speaker 2>head when he put a blindfold on you.

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<v Speaker 3>You put it on yourself. I guess.

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<v Speaker 6>But well, I mean at that point, I didn't have

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<v Speaker 6>a choice. I was in his car.

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<v Speaker 3>You had a choice. He puts a blindfold on. You

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<v Speaker 3>could have said no.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean you're fully committed.

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<v Speaker 6>I was committed. I mean I like him, and I

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<v Speaker 6>mean it was low key funny at the end of

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<v Speaker 6>the day.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, I mean we got the sense that you

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<v Speaker 1>must have liked him because we heard that you even

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<v Speaker 1>invited him over one one or one time.

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<v Speaker 4>It wasn't I.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't know specifically, so hung up on that, I like

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<v Speaker 1>an idiot for it. Well, okay, you invited him over

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<v Speaker 1>at some point, and he says that he went there

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<v Speaker 1>and that you didn't answer the door.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh so he told you that part too.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean it was a pretty important part of everything, right,

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<v Speaker 2>because that's when that's when he stopped responding to him.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the weird thing is that normally when we do

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<v Speaker 1>the segment, people will ghost each other over text, or

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<v Speaker 1>they'll just like break off communication. They won't actually set

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<v Speaker 1>up a time to meet that person at their own

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<v Speaker 1>place and then just not show up and answer the door.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, you kind of like the old school physically doing.

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<v Speaker 4>There.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a lot more mystery.

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<v Speaker 1>She's just watching in through the key hole. We're just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to help Chris get some understanding of what's going

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<v Speaker 1>on between you two.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, given his well thought out plan, I wanted

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<v Speaker 6>to get him back. And my plan didn't work.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait what you were setting up a whole elaborate prank

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<v Speaker 3>to prank him back?

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<v Speaker 6>Of course?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait wait what didn't work? What part of the plan?

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<v Speaker 6>So I took him that night and I said, hey,

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<v Speaker 6>do you wanna hook up?

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<v Speaker 5>Hey? All right?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh it was a up text, right, And so I

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<v Speaker 6>was like, I need you to come over in a

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<v Speaker 6>half hour.

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<v Speaker 2>That should have been the red flag for him, is

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<v Speaker 2>the half hour?

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<v Speaker 3>Because he gave her a half he still.

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<v Speaker 5>Like, oh my gosh, we're hooking up, And so.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the joke?

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<v Speaker 6>So, I mean it was late and he did come over.

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<v Speaker 6>And the thing is that I have a friend who's

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<v Speaker 6>a tow truck driver. Okay, okay, So I live on

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<v Speaker 6>the third floor and I have a clear view to

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<v Speaker 6>the street view and he would have seen the tew

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<v Speaker 6>truck driver hook up his car.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you weren't going to answer the door, and you

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<v Speaker 2>were going to get his car towed and that was

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<v Speaker 2>the joke.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, not fully toad, but you know, hooked up

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<v Speaker 6>at least to the tow truck.

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<v Speaker 1>So that was the joke. You invited him to be

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<v Speaker 1>hooking up, and what you meant was hooking up his

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<v Speaker 1>car to a tow truck.

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<v Speaker 6>What else would you have done? He did the whole

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<v Speaker 6>seafood thing that it's a.

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<v Speaker 3>Little fall, so I don't think he got the joke. Wait,

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<v Speaker 3>did the tow truck thing happen because he didn't tell

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<v Speaker 3>us about it?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 6>See, that's the thing. My friend had another call where

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<v Speaker 6>he actually was gonna make some money and he had

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<v Speaker 6>to leave.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's why your plan failed. You didn't So why

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<v Speaker 1>haven't you.

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<v Speaker 6>Called him back? Well, because I'm trying to set this

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<v Speaker 6>up again. It was a great idea.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, God meant for each other.

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<v Speaker 5>It's ruined.

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<v Speaker 3>Wouldn't have been ruined if we didn't call her out.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. I'm sorry. We totally screwed this up for you,

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<v Speaker 1>your whole plan because actually Chris has been on the

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<v Speaker 1>other line listening to this conversation the entire time.

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<v Speaker 6>Are you guys hitting me?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No?

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<v Speaker 3>W did you want to? Oh? That was good? Hose edge.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>It was an elaborate praise you guy.

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<v Speaker 6>You ruined everything that's there.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Wow, this is not cool, Gina. Not cool?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, why aren't.

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<v Speaker 3>You laughing, Chris? I thought this would be exactly your

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<v Speaker 3>type of humor.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but my car? Who I mean, that's an it's

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<v Speaker 4>an expensive car. You gotta be careful. I mean, she's

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<v Speaker 4>gonna have my car, Toad, you can damage the car.

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<v Speaker 4>What did I do? I bought her a Missdonald didn't know.

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<v Speaker 3>We had the fun police.

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<v Speaker 5>On the phone, right, I haven't buddies have damaged their

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<v Speaker 5>car while they're getting town fish fullg.

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<v Speaker 1>But the plan, I don't think the plan was to

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<v Speaker 1>totally like toe your car away to some like car

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<v Speaker 1>lot and make you pay to get it out. I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever heard it. I think it was just like to

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<v Speaker 1>hook it up as a joke, right, Gina.

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean it would have worked had my friend not

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<v Speaker 6>had to.

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<v Speaker 4>Leave for a real call. I mean, I'm glad the

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<v Speaker 4>plant didn't work. That's not it. That's not even a prank.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, my pranks are good.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I thought you were going to be so

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<v Speaker 2>excited you just found out this woman that you like.

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<v Speaker 3>Was planning on seeing you again.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, listen, this doesn't work in a relationship. There's only

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<v Speaker 4>room for like one funny person, not.

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<v Speaker 1>Too And it's the same thing with the morning show.

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<v Speaker 1>Only one of us can be funny. And yeah that's Jeff. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who it is.

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<v Speaker 6>Fish wasn't that funny? Honestly, this is going south a

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<v Speaker 6>little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe you found a woman who was okay

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<v Speaker 2>with being pranked into a McDonald's dinner and you're negative

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<v Speaker 2>about blindfold blindfolded?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I forgot that it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, Chris, she's able to brush off your prank.

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<v Speaker 1>Why can't you just brush off hers and laugh with her?

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<v Speaker 4>Her prank is borderline dangerous, and you know she's gonna

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<v Speaker 4>try to prank me again somehow, and who knows, might

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<v Speaker 4>set the house on fire. I don't know like this.

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<v Speaker 6>I have about four or five ideas.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a prank cover.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they're coming, whether they go out again or not.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, I mean there's unfinished business between you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>whether it's romance or pranking each other. So I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to offer to send you guys out again on another

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<v Speaker 1>date that we would pay for Plus we'll toss in

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of Brooke and Jeffrey whoope cushions from I'm.

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<v Speaker 4>Probably gonna stop you right there and just say that

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not interested.

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<v Speaker 6>And you're probably yeah, are you?

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<v Speaker 3>It was one bad taking the mud.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure if I apologize to Gina here, or

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<v Speaker 1>if I apologize to Chris, or maybe I should just

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<v Speaker 1>apologize to the listeners. Listeners, I'm sorry that you had

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<v Speaker 1>to sit through all of that.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a it was just a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>We got.

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<v Speaker 3>Second date phone tap, so freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Why doesn't anybody just blurt out I love you anymore

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<v Speaker 1>on the first date. Why is it that everybody is

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<v Speaker 1>like I saw on Instagram video and now I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>trick the person and prank them, and then they're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>prank me back, and now everything's confusing and unclear. But

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<v Speaker 1>that's just how dating is because it's the Internet trend

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<v Speaker 1>right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I think even before the Internet, nobody's blurting out I

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<v Speaker 2>love you on the first date. Jeff I was weird

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<v Speaker 2>in like eighteen fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>It's weird than good old days. I am begging anybody

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<v Speaker 1>listen if you recently went on a first date and

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<v Speaker 1>you confessed your undying love for them in the first

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<v Speaker 1>ten minutes, and you're wondering why they're not calling you back?

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<v Speaker 1>Shoot us an email. I would love to do an easy, simple,

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<v Speaker 1>straightforward call like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Why you're just telling me, well, because they don't love

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<v Speaker 3>you back? Like what do you want?

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<v Speaker 1>They were too perfect?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes calls.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what world you and Jose are living

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<v Speaker 2>in right now, but I don't think it exists.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm having a good time in it. Yeah, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>we'll just stick with the total confusion and game playing

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<v Speaker 1>and pranking, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Makes for great radio, jeff isn't that what we're here for?

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<v Speaker 4>That? It's sure?

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<v Speaker 5>The text war is lit up.

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<v Speaker 1>My head hurts right now, but I love it. Creat

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<v Speaker 1>You can always email the show. We'll call that person

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't calling you back?

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<v Speaker 3>Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.