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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame mornings. Hello, Hey, this is

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Speaker 1: coach Danny. Was looking for Nicole. This is she settling.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be a little bit of a phone call. Hello.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, yes, hello, yeah, Hi. My name is coach Danny.

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Speaker 1: I'm an assistant football coach for the Red Raiders and Dana,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing. I don't think i've actually met you.

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Speaker 1: You've probably met the other coaches, but I am calling

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Speaker 1: you today to talk about your son. What was your

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Speaker 1: son's name again? Aaron whistle on myself there for not

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Speaker 1: being ready with the name, but yes, to talk about

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Speaker 1: Aaron's performance on the field, and also a couple other

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Speaker 1: things with you. Yeah, that sounds great, but could you

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Speaker 1: stop falling the whistle please. It's hard for me to

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Speaker 1: hearing you. It's a little obnoxious. Sorry about that. Life

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Speaker 1: of a football coach. Carry this thing around with me everywhere.

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Speaker 1: I find myself at a grocery store blowing it right

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Speaker 1: in the middle of the aisle there. People get really

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Speaker 1: annoyed by that, so I apologize. I'll try to keep

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Speaker 1: the whistle down to a minimum. So your son sucks, right,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Yeah, soun's not very good at football. Aaron flagrantly,

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Speaker 1: Actually gotta call penalty on how bad he is? Flagrant

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Speaker 1: horrible play right in my face ten yards. Um, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't really appreciate that. That's kind of rude to

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Speaker 1: say about my son. Well, we both know he's not

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Speaker 1: very good. That's not really why i'm calling. Though. We

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Speaker 1: have a bench he can sit on, he can get

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Speaker 1: the other player's water, it's all. It's fine. We deal

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Speaker 1: with kids who are not very athletically inclined all the time.

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Speaker 1: I'm just hoping that his mom, meaning you, is not

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Speaker 1: as bad at bringing snacks as he is at playing

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Speaker 1: the game. Okay, I've asked you not to blow the

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Speaker 1: whistle in my ear, and did I do it again? Yes,

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Speaker 1: you've done it multiple times on this call. Further to that,

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Speaker 1: did every parent get a call like this that's insulting

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Speaker 1: their child. I'm not sure my son belongs on this

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Speaker 1: team if he's going to be insulted this way, I

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Speaker 1: certainly Hey, listen, I would never say it to your

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Speaker 1: son's face. Okay. I've been a youth football coach for

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Speaker 1: a long long time, and I wouldn't say it to

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Speaker 1: his face. I know he's got no career, he's got

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Speaker 1: no hope of ever making it to any level of

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Speaker 1: like an actual competitive sports. So I don't even waste

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Speaker 1: my time with kids like that. It's the ones that

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Speaker 1: have potential that I might get on a little bit. Basically,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling about you, though. I just don't want you

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Speaker 1: to bring terrible snacks to the game. Are you serious

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Speaker 1: right now? You literally just phoned me to tell me

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Speaker 1: that my son is terrible at football, horrible, and then

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Speaker 1: you insult me further suggesting that my snacks might not

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Speaker 1: be good. So you want to kind of give me

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Speaker 1: a level of a boorth grade that I should think

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Speaker 1: for snacks. Oh my gosh, successive talking on that one

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Speaker 1: back up ten yards. So I was trying to say something.

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Speaker 1: What I was going to say was usually underperforming children

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Speaker 1: have underperforming parents. I think you've said a nupstar. I

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Speaker 1: think you've absolutely said an up coach. What was your

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Speaker 1: name again? And if you blow the whistle one more

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Speaker 1: time in my ear, I'm not only not bringing snack,

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Speaker 1: but I'm snacking my son out. I don't know you're

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Speaker 1: gonna if I do? What if you blow that whoa? Hello? Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: sorry about that. I'm sorry, I just couldn't take that.

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Speaker 1: I could tell well, I'll let you know now that

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you. What. Yeah, it's a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: Your husband set you up? My husband didn't. Yeah, my

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Speaker 1: husband's responsible for this. Yes, he said that your son

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Speaker 1: just started playing football. I don't want me to screw

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Speaker 1: with you. I'm gonna do something that my husband has

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Speaker 1: not seen me do. With a whistle. No wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with jubil phone pranks, we say mornings in

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Speaker 1: the twenties,