Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap. And recently we got
Speaker 1: an email from a guy who wanted us to brank
Speaker 1: his roommate. And apparently this dude keeps bringing random girls
Speaker 1: from Tinder back to their apartment.
Speaker 2: Oh man, so bad about that? Yeah, it's it can
Speaker 2: be exhausting if you're the person that lives with them.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's happened so often. It's time to play a
Speaker 1: little joke by having our own Brooke Fox pose as
Speaker 1: a representative from Tinder headquarters. She's gonna mess with him
Speaker 1: by going over all his previous hookups one by one.
Speaker 1: How is he going to handle it? You'll hear in
Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap right now, it's another.
Speaker 3: On the twenties. Hello.
Speaker 2: Hi, my name is Destiny and I'm calling from Tinder
Speaker 2: customer support. I'm looking to speak with Brandon.
Speaker 3: H Okay, Yeah, this is hi Brandon.
Speaker 2: I'm just calling because I just need to confirm some
Speaker 2: information with you.
Speaker 3: Okay, according to our.
Speaker 2: Records, you've been using the app for about, let's see here,
Speaker 2: ten months. How's it going?
Speaker 3: Is going good? I guess that's great.
Speaker 2: I mean you're putting yourself out there. I see, and
Speaker 2: we encourage that. Good for you.
Speaker 3: I don't understand why you're calling me.
Speaker 2: Great question. So I don't know if you realize this,
Speaker 2: but we recently started a rewards program.
Speaker 3: The rewards program.
Speaker 2: You may not have heard because it's actually just for
Speaker 2: our female members. Okay, because of last year and everything
Speaker 2: that's happened, it's been a real sausage party around here.
Speaker 3: That's weird.
Speaker 2: So yeah, we need to get more single available ladies
Speaker 2: back to the app by creating a reward system. We
Speaker 2: call it love minutes, all.
Speaker 3: Right, Love minutes, okay, catchy.
Speaker 2: Right, So, if you go on a date through Tender,
Speaker 2: you can earn points for certain activities.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's catching on.
Speaker 2: I can tell you that. And a few people put
Speaker 2: you down for a reference, and we just need to
Speaker 2: confirm that you went out with them in order to
Speaker 2: give them the credit.
Speaker 3: So they told you that I went out on a
Speaker 3: date with it. I don't understand. That's strange.
Speaker 2: Well, don't think that they found it strange. That's what
Speaker 2: Tender's for, right, dates. So two weeks ago, let's just
Speaker 2: go over this. A user named Abby V said you
Speaker 2: met at a bar and then hooked up at your place.
Speaker 3: She said that, I mean, yeah, well, I thought that
Speaker 3: was like a private conversation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I understand it is between you two, very private.
Speaker 2: But in order to get the love minutes, she needs
Speaker 2: you on record confirming that this happened.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, we went out on a date. I can
Speaker 3: confirm that. Great.
Speaker 2: You also need to confirm the hookup.
Speaker 3: Fine, I don't know. I can confirm the hookup.
Speaker 2: Okay. And how long would you say that lasted the hookup? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Abby put down that it lasted around let's see here,
Speaker 2: six minutes.
Speaker 3: Oh god, that's not what I remember.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what she said. I have it on record here.
Speaker 3: I mean, this is really personal. I can't believe this
Speaker 3: is a thing.
Speaker 2: Do you don't need to be embarrassed. All I need
Speaker 2: to do is confirm that your hookup lasted six minutes.
Speaker 2: Add doesn't get any of her love minute points.
Speaker 3: You know, honestly, I think it was more I can
Speaker 3: or maybe twelve.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna put you down for seven. That
Speaker 2: feels like a good compromise, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: No, not really, because it's not really accurate. But look,
Speaker 3: are we done here? Because I gotta go.
Speaker 2: Just a couple more questions. Won't take much of your time. Now,
Speaker 2: I see here that you also went with Jenny M
Speaker 2: from Mini Golf last month? Is that correct?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And I see here she says, you went back to
Speaker 2: your place to hook up. I'm sensing a theme here.
Speaker 2: She put down that that lasted an underwhelming four minutes. Oh,
Speaker 2: come on, it's maybe you were having a bad day
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 3: That's not true, she's lying. Okay, I can't believe that
Speaker 3: you're calling me and you're asking me questions about my
Speaker 3: hookup life from Tender. I thought this was like a
Speaker 3: private app.
Speaker 2: Are you upset about the time because maybe five minutes?
Speaker 2: She says, There's no way it lasted longer than five.
Speaker 3: What are you app I don't understand what's going on here.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just telling you what she said.
Speaker 3: Look, this is really making me angry right now, and
Speaker 3: I can't believe this is happening. You guys are calling me,
Speaker 3: I just asking me these questions in my personal life.
Speaker 2: You know what, You're right, maybe this isn't a good fit.
Speaker 3: What the hell does that mean? What do you mean
Speaker 3: not a good fit?
Speaker 2: I just think by your reaction that maybe you need
Speaker 2: to give Tinder a break. We do have a sister
Speaker 2: app I'd recommend you visit instead.
Speaker 3: Or you're kicking me off tender.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying there's an app that would be a
Speaker 2: better fit. It's called quick Stir. It's for the minute
Speaker 2: men of Tinder.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? This is insane.
Speaker 2: I'm sin saying you don't want to sign up for
Speaker 2: that one?
Speaker 3: No, I don't want to sign up a quick still
Speaker 3: ridiculous that.
Speaker 2: I better tell you that it's actually jokester, because this
Speaker 2: is all a joke.
Speaker 3: It's all a job. Now, it's a joke to you.
Speaker 2: No. No, my name is Brooke from the radio show Brook
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap
Speaker 2: on you. What for real, it's a radio show. Your
Speaker 2: roommate Jack set you up kidding me? He said, you've
Speaker 2: been waking them up with your random tender hookups.
Speaker 3: Dude, God, yeah, I mean we live together, so you know.
Speaker 2: So you're saying the times are accurate, then.
Speaker 3: No, no, the times aren't accurate. Come on, I want
Speaker 3: all the women in the world to know that those
Speaker 3: times are not accurate.
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