WEBVTT - Phone Tap: Quickster

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<v Speaker 1>It's time for your phone tap. And recently we got

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<v Speaker 1>an email from a guy who wanted us to brank

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<v Speaker 1>his roommate. And apparently this dude keeps bringing random girls

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<v Speaker 1>from Tinder back to their apartment.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, so bad about that? Yeah, it's it can

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<v Speaker 2>be exhausting if you're the person that lives with them.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's happened so often. It's time to play a

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<v Speaker 1>little joke by having our own Brooke Fox pose as

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<v Speaker 1>a representative from Tinder headquarters. She's gonna mess with him

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<v Speaker 1>by going over all his previous hookups one by one.

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<v Speaker 1>How is he going to handle it? You'll hear in

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<v Speaker 1>your brand new phone tap right now, it's another.

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<v Speaker 3>On the twenties. Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, my name is Destiny and I'm calling from Tinder

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<v Speaker 2>customer support. I'm looking to speak with Brandon.

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<v Speaker 3>H Okay, Yeah, this is hi Brandon.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just calling because I just need to confirm some

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<v Speaker 2>information with you.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, according to our.

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<v Speaker 2>Records, you've been using the app for about, let's see here,

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<v Speaker 2>ten months. How's it going?

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<v Speaker 3>Is going good? I guess that's great.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you're putting yourself out there. I see, and

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<v Speaker 2>we encourage that. Good for you.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't understand why you're calling me.

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<v Speaker 2>Great question. So I don't know if you realize this,

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<v Speaker 2>but we recently started a rewards program.

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<v Speaker 3>The rewards program.

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<v Speaker 2>You may not have heard because it's actually just for

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<v Speaker 2>our female members. Okay, because of last year and everything

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<v Speaker 2>that's happened, it's been a real sausage party around here.

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<v Speaker 3>That's weird.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, we need to get more single available ladies

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<v Speaker 2>back to the app by creating a reward system. We

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<v Speaker 2>call it love minutes, all.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Love minutes, okay, catchy.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, So, if you go on a date through Tender,

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<v Speaker 2>you can earn points for certain activities.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, it's catching on.

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<v Speaker 2>I can tell you that. And a few people put

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<v Speaker 2>you down for a reference, and we just need to

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<v Speaker 2>confirm that you went out with them in order to

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<v Speaker 2>give them the credit.

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<v Speaker 3>So they told you that I went out on a

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<v Speaker 3>date with it. I don't understand. That's strange.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, don't think that they found it strange. That's what

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<v Speaker 2>Tender's for, right, dates. So two weeks ago, let's just

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<v Speaker 2>go over this. A user named Abby V said you

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<v Speaker 2>met at a bar and then hooked up at your place.

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<v Speaker 3>She said that, I mean, yeah, well, I thought that

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<v Speaker 3>was like a private conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I understand it is between you two, very private.

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<v Speaker 2>But in order to get the love minutes, she needs

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<v Speaker 2>you on record confirming that this happened.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Yeah, we went out on a date. I can

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<v Speaker 3>confirm that. Great.

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<v Speaker 2>You also need to confirm the hookup.

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<v Speaker 3>Fine, I don't know. I can confirm the hookup.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. And how long would you say that lasted the hookup? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Abby put down that it lasted around let's see here,

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<v Speaker 2>six minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, that's not what I remember.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's what she said. I have it on record here.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, this is really personal. I can't believe this

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<v Speaker 3>is a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you don't need to be embarrassed. All I need

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<v Speaker 2>to do is confirm that your hookup lasted six minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Add doesn't get any of her love minute points.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, honestly, I think it was more I can

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<v Speaker 3>or maybe twelve.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I'm gonna put you down for seven. That

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<v Speaker 2>feels like a good compromise, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, not really, because it's not really accurate. But look,

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<v Speaker 3>are we done here? Because I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 2>Just a couple more questions. Won't take much of your time. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>I see here that you also went with Jenny M

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<v Speaker 2>from Mini Golf last month? Is that correct?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>And I see here she says, you went back to

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<v Speaker 2>your place to hook up. I'm sensing a theme here.

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<v Speaker 2>She put down that that lasted an underwhelming four minutes. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>come on, it's maybe you were having a bad day

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<v Speaker 2>or something.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not true, she's lying. Okay, I can't believe that

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<v Speaker 3>you're calling me and you're asking me questions about my

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<v Speaker 3>hookup life from Tender. I thought this was like a

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<v Speaker 3>private app.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you upset about the time because maybe five minutes?

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<v Speaker 2>She says, There's no way it lasted longer than five.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you app I don't understand what's going on here.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm just telling you what she said.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, this is really making me angry right now, and

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe this is happening. You guys are calling me,

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<v Speaker 3>I just asking me these questions in my personal life.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, You're right, maybe this isn't a good fit.

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<v Speaker 3>What the hell does that mean? What do you mean

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<v Speaker 3>not a good fit?

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<v Speaker 2>I just think by your reaction that maybe you need

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<v Speaker 2>to give Tinder a break. We do have a sister

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<v Speaker 2>app I'd recommend you visit instead.

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<v Speaker 3>Or you're kicking me off tender.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying there's an app that would be a

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<v Speaker 2>better fit. It's called quick Stir. It's for the minute

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<v Speaker 2>men of Tinder.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you kidding me? This is insane.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sin saying you don't want to sign up for

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<v Speaker 2>that one?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't want to sign up a quick still

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<v Speaker 3>ridiculous that.

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<v Speaker 2>I better tell you that it's actually jokester, because this

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<v Speaker 2>is all a joke.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all a job. Now, it's a joke to you.

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<v Speaker 2>No. No, my name is Brooke from the radio show Brook

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<v Speaker 2>and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap

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<v Speaker 2>on you. What for real, it's a radio show. Your

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<v Speaker 2>roommate Jack set you up kidding me? He said, you've

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<v Speaker 2>been waking them up with your random tender hookups.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, God, yeah, I mean we live together, so you know.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're saying the times are accurate, then.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, the times aren't accurate. Come on, I want

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<v Speaker 3>all the women in the world to know that those

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<v Speaker 3>times are not accurate.

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<v Speaker 2>Not even look at that. We just upgraded your quick

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<v Speaker 2>Stir Wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings

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<v Speaker 2>on the twenty, brooking Jeffrey in the morning