Speaker 1: Forever. We howd off the presses, rab and Simona just
Speaker 1: got married. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Now in this climate, just the things that people are
Speaker 2: doing right now is problematic and it's triggering. But you know,
Speaker 2: I'm glad that she found love, but it's just like,
Speaker 2: couldn't your wedding?
Speaker 1: Wait, couldn't it wait?
Speaker 2: I don't think she needs to let everybody know that
Speaker 2: she was with.
Speaker 1: A white woman right now, right since we flocked the
Speaker 1: interracial love today out of everything that's going on right now.
Speaker 1: But also nobody knew she was in a relationship. This
Speaker 1: announcement could have waited until they arrested the officers who killed.
Speaker 3: To talk about it. That's what's more important.
Speaker 2: If she would have posted her wedding and say, but
Speaker 2: the real thing is Breonna Taylor's officers are still out
Speaker 2: and about arrest those bastards, that would have been a caption.
Speaker 1: I mean, let's think of let's talk about the other
Speaker 1: black Disney Channel people who would never. Uh, Kiki Palmer
Speaker 1: would never this, this this little stunt that Raven just did.
Speaker 1: Palmer would never neither would Zendia Zendaya, I just call
Speaker 1: her Z.
Speaker 2: But yeah, she wouldn't do it because z is also
Speaker 2: I don't think she's gay, but I don't think.
Speaker 1: She's gay, but I know the gays loved.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes she's great, But Zendaya also looks like she
Speaker 2: might have a beige bay on the side.
Speaker 1: Well, Zendia's also half white. If I'm if I'm saying
Speaker 1: this correct, I'm not. I don't have the Wikipedia cuta.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I see her with a white dude. I
Speaker 1: just don't see her with a white dude posting about
Speaker 1: it right now.
Speaker 2: She's definitely no, no, no, no today. Oh, we didn't
Speaker 2: even say how to everybody. Hey everyone, I know we
Speaker 2: wanted to start off right up top with like some
Speaker 2: hot goss, but uh, how y'all.
Speaker 1: Do Hi guys, Hi people who are white, and people
Speaker 1: who are black, and people who are in interracial relationships.
Speaker 1: Hi Asian folks, Hi people who speak as Spanish.
Speaker 3: A little bit of.
Speaker 1: People who speak everything everything, every language you speak.
Speaker 2: We're here for you, We're here for all of the people.
Speaker 2: We we hit all corners of the world. But if
Speaker 2: you're still listening to the podcast after several several weeks
Speaker 2: of a quarantine, it's black as fuck.
Speaker 3: You know we're shifting in another direction.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: So if we weren't talking about race before.
Speaker 1: We were, we were not die. We've been, we've been,
Speaker 1: we've been black, been, we've been black. But now it's
Speaker 1: just going to be aggressive.
Speaker 2: So we just want to hit you with that up
Speaker 2: top of the episode, so you know where we're going
Speaker 2: with this because you were.
Speaker 1: Wondering how black it was. Yeah, has Twigs released the
Speaker 1: statement about Black Lives Matter? Because I don't want to
Speaker 1: cancel them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, MARIZI in the Twigs right now, and I don't
Speaker 2: feel like they said anything. Yes, good news and Jemima
Speaker 2: out the door. We're done unemployed, We're done with it.
Speaker 2: Oh Andrew is showing us that twist in fact?
Speaker 1: Really okay, fact, I'm gonna keep eating this. Don't it
Speaker 1: taste better when it's not racist? Just dipped in justice
Speaker 1: and caramel? Love it? Let me let me see it
Speaker 1: on the equality That's what equality tastes like. Huh TwixT
Speaker 1: poor no no, no, no, no numb.
Speaker 2: So yeah, Angemima, if you didn't know, is uh is
Speaker 2: all the way wrong?
Speaker 3: It's racist?
Speaker 1: How did people not know that? I remember eating Eggo
Speaker 1: waffles as a kid and putting Andrewmima on them and saying, oh,
Speaker 1: like this bottle is like a I don't think that
Speaker 1: I made the the connection to slavery, but I definitely
Speaker 1: felt like she had like a mad thing. Yes, it
Speaker 1: was absolutely made. The whole thing, the whole bottle felt wrong,
Speaker 1: even the face, the face of it like jolly, like
Speaker 1: when they made it, they gave her pearls, this jolly
Speaker 1: black woman just happy about being syrup. No, I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't know it feel like that is in us
Speaker 1: to just be excited about about high fruit tools. Corns
Speaker 1: are not even maple syrup, but like that, And when it.
Speaker 2: Was made, it was like it was clear that black
Speaker 2: people were obviously working for white people at the time,
Speaker 2: So why.
Speaker 1: Was she Why is she so happy? Also the two women,
Speaker 1: because apparently she's based off two different Yeah, we saw that,
Speaker 1: We saw the changes. They never their family has never
Speaker 1: made any money. Of course they did after they died.
Speaker 1: They still they still using my aunt's face, my great
Speaker 1: aunt's face, and waste and bea cups because the bottle
Speaker 1: I think has some titties right the boom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it didn't feel right and just looking at it,
Speaker 2: it was sexualized.
Speaker 1: It was just wrong. But people are upset.
Speaker 3: They're like, it's oh, you guys have gone too far.
Speaker 2: Oh they said, that's missus Butterworth.
Speaker 1: Buttersworth had the boobs. Okay, that's worth.
Speaker 2: All of the shit is canceled, and we need more
Speaker 2: black owned syrup companies, more black own pancake mix So
Speaker 2: that's just.
Speaker 3: What we're moving in the direction of.
Speaker 2: But I was seeing these conversations and people were like,
Speaker 2: oh you okay, so what are we just gonna cancel everything?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yes, yes. If it is racist, if it is misogynistic,
Speaker 1: if it's sexist, if it if a rapist is connected
Speaker 1: to it, a pedophile, it's it's done. We can go
Speaker 1: to something else that has nothing to do with all
Speaker 1: of that. There's other things out there. Just you. You
Speaker 1: get over.
Speaker 3: Why are you so connected to fucking pancakes?
Speaker 1: Bitch? That's so like a person's wrong. Andrew, Mama's gone,
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen to Uncle Ben? Because he's as well
Speaker 1: he was her husband the entire time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's actually wearing like a servant's suit, isn't he.
Speaker 1: I think he's wearing I see a white collar, so
Speaker 1: he the butler? Maybe?
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, shit is trash. We can't do nothing. And
Speaker 3: it's crazy because it's just like.
Speaker 1: You're so obsessed with us, you need us so that
Speaker 1: you can make money. Do you hear that you're sick?
Speaker 3: Get your own, get your own culture.
Speaker 1: This picture that I'm looking at looks like a woman
Speaker 1: in black face. Okay, which one I can send it?
Speaker 1: But it's somebody wrote somebody whose name has the word conservative.
Speaker 1: Twitter said, Andrew Mama was Nancy Green. She was an
Speaker 1: American success story. She was born into slavery in eighteen
Speaker 1: thirty four in Kentucky and be came a wealthy superstar
Speaker 1: when she was selected as a spokesman in eighteen nineteen
Speaker 1: for Andrebina whatever. And he said, now cry, babies have
Speaker 1: killed her. And then the photo that this person who
Speaker 1: is upset about their syrup put looks like a white
Speaker 1: lady in blackface with a scarf holding a stack of pancakes.
Speaker 1: So I'm not really understanding how that helps their argument.
Speaker 1: But yes, we are gonna leave no stone unturned.
Speaker 2: Especially now because we have the time, eh, since we
Speaker 2: have nowhere to be in no place to go.
Speaker 1: So let's look at everything, every book that's ever been published,
Speaker 1: any the people who work at Apple and made the AirPods, Like, word,
Speaker 1: everything is that racist? No? Well, iPhones can't recognize black
Speaker 1: people's faces, so is that racist? No? Self driving cars
Speaker 1: are hitting black people because they don't recognize our bodies
Speaker 1: when they're driving that. No, everything can be racist, but
Speaker 1: nothing should be.
Speaker 2: So that's where we are, right, Yeah, and that's and
Speaker 2: that's fine, And everybody is doing a lot of work.
Speaker 2: They're realizing, Oh wow, the person that I work with
Speaker 2: is not only racist, but also is the cousin to
Speaker 2: the owner of the company who is also racist. So
Speaker 2: this is so generational that I can't even stop being
Speaker 2: this person's friend until I quit this fucking job because
Speaker 2: the job was built on racism and nepotism.
Speaker 1: Nepotism. Mm hmm, it's real. You see how we do
Speaker 1: we hit all of this? Come on, facts, haven't googled
Speaker 1: a single thing that we know everything.
Speaker 2: We we haven't been able to uh reach any protests
Speaker 2: yet because I still feel weird about being in that.
Speaker 1: Like a group of people like that. It's so many
Speaker 1: what you said, we haven't been talking for we oh
Speaker 1: you have. Remember they muched by my house and I
Speaker 1: jumped in like double dutch.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, they're not protesting in my area. I'm that far
Speaker 2: into Brooklyn that they're like protests motests. We're just you know,
Speaker 2: our water, our water is barely clean, so we're not
Speaker 2: we can't.
Speaker 1: Your water is clean. I was going the other day. Oh,
Speaker 1: here's an update. I was at the I was at
Speaker 1: Kasa to Sydney the other day for self care Monday,
Speaker 1: Sister self care Monday, and I tasted the I tasted the.
Speaker 3: Chicken pop pie, the chicken pop pie and cister.
Speaker 1: It was cute from Sikok and it was snaky and
Speaker 1: it was from Si Can Cook And I was like, wow, flavorful.
Speaker 2: I do I have one more piece left, but I'm
Speaker 2: pretty proud that the whole thing is almost gone. And
Speaker 2: you guys enjoyed it. Carolina loved it. That's when I
Speaker 2: knew it was good. When Carolina was.
Speaker 1: Like, can I get it? Every week? Carolina on sid
Speaker 1: Can Cook is like it's good.
Speaker 2: No, no, But this time she was like, oh, I
Speaker 2: need to get some for hammaday for her man.
Speaker 3: So she wanted to give him. She wanted to save
Speaker 3: him a piece too.
Speaker 1: So that's how you but it's good enough that you
Speaker 1: would give your man some. That's how you know, I
Speaker 1: need to fix my man a plate. This is so good. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I saw something on Twitter the other day and
Speaker 1: it was these This girl said, when I go to
Speaker 1: a family function, I'm the one who fixes my man
Speaker 1: a plate, not his mom, not his sisters, not his
Speaker 1: aunt me. And people are in the comments, people are
Speaker 1: in the comments talking about it. And someone was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're a single mother. Though. I love Twitter so much,
Speaker 1: you like dragging us for not making the plate for
Speaker 1: our men, but you're better than us because you do it.
Speaker 1: But where is your man again? Damn Twitter? And it's
Speaker 1: funny because all you got to do is click on
Speaker 1: the person's profiling. You know everything that you need to
Speaker 1: know about them.
Speaker 2: Twitter is doing some good work on exposing so many people,
Speaker 2: bringing up so many conversations issue it. I mean, they're
Speaker 2: just really trying to make sure that this thing is
Speaker 2: so layered in terms of conversations and how complicated not
Speaker 2: only racism is, but the issues that go inside of the.
Speaker 1: Black community as well. And I love that. I love
Speaker 1: that for us.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not fixing my partner plate, but you
Speaker 2: got two arms, Like why.
Speaker 1: Do I me? Like?
Speaker 2: If if you're like Hey, you're in a conversation and
Speaker 2: you're like, ah, could you could you get me some two?
Speaker 2: Of course I would do it, But I don't think
Speaker 2: it's my job to fix you a plate.
Speaker 1: No. Well, I think maybe it's different for women because
Speaker 1: anybody can do it, but also with a in a
Speaker 1: straight relationship, anybody can do. If we're at my mom's house,
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna gilt. I'm gonna go into the kitchen
Speaker 1: with my mom. My mom's gonna fix the plate anyway.
Speaker 1: You're gonna do that by herself. I might, I might
Speaker 1: bring it out, but that's my mom's house. If I'm
Speaker 1: at his mom's house, I'm not going into his mother's
Speaker 1: kitchen to fix him a plate. You should be bringing
Speaker 1: me a plate. I'm a guest.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's the that's the real truth. You should be
Speaker 3: fixing your guest a plate. That's a good host.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah. But because I'm a female and you're a dude,
Speaker 1: I gotta get up, gotta, I gotta get up and
Speaker 1: put my aprint on and what No, this is not
Speaker 1: cater to you. That song has always been problematic to me.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I was like, I love you girls,
Speaker 2: but I was like, I'm not putting on his T shirt,
Speaker 2: I'm not dinner, we're not playing video games.
Speaker 1: I couldn't.
Speaker 2: I couldn't. It didn't resonate for me because I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I don't like niggas like that, So that that's.
Speaker 1: What it was. Just slipper, your dinner, your desert so
Speaker 1: much more.
Speaker 2: You No, girl, It's like, no, sorry, we have to
Speaker 2: bring that back Destiny's Child. Not only is the group canceled,
Speaker 2: but that song is especially canceled, canceled.
Speaker 1: It's done, canceled capital T. At the end of that
Speaker 1: and other news, did you did you hear about the J.
Speaker 1: J Cole beef the J Yes, I saw that. That
Speaker 1: was I think also just all of the stuff that
Speaker 1: I was consuming when I was in my my whole
Speaker 1: of ignoring everybody, do not disturb us. Yes, it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: so explain what j Cole did for the people who
Speaker 1: maybe are not with her friend.
Speaker 2: So you know, he's like heavily into the protests and
Speaker 2: black Lives Matter, et cetera, et cetera. He's he's there.
Speaker 2: I mean a lot of people listen to what he
Speaker 2: has to say. He always speaks out about things. He
Speaker 2: uses his platform to talk and we love that for him.
Speaker 2: But he did a song called Snow in the Bluff
Speaker 2: or something like that, and basically he was just discussing
Speaker 2: everything that's going on currently with you know, police brutality.
Speaker 2: But he was also it felt like he was insinuating
Speaker 2: a dig towards no name, who is a lady rapper
Speaker 2: who is incredible. She's very educated music, very very educated.
Speaker 2: She has her own book club. She stopped performing because
Speaker 2: she didn't want white people to have the access of
Speaker 2: to come to her shows.
Speaker 3: That's how real she is in this.
Speaker 1: You know. Well, I mean also, we're in the middle
Speaker 1: of a pandemic, so what concerts did no.
Speaker 2: But no, But before that, before that was like months
Speaker 2: and months and months that she was just like I'm done. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's called Snow on the Bluff. So he did this
Speaker 2: and he dropped it the other day, and it's like,
Speaker 2: why are we dropping music right now?
Speaker 3: We need to stick We need to stay focused, stay focused.
Speaker 1: What are we doing right now?
Speaker 2: We're trying to comeback racism. Throw these dirty ass police
Speaker 2: in in jail. They need to be arrested, and just
Speaker 2: like keep it moving. We I don't really need to
Speaker 2: hear your take on anything unless it's like.
Speaker 1: We're fixing the problem. Well people, Okay, so he didn't
Speaker 1: say her name, No, he didn't dropped, but he essentially
Speaker 1: was like in the song, he like praises her for
Speaker 1: being so woke and well read and knowing so much,
Speaker 1: and then he like, I don't know necessarily if he
Speaker 1: drags her because I read the lyrics, and it was like,
Speaker 1: he was like, you have to educate people who don't
Speaker 1: know as much as you, right, And it's not a
Speaker 1: black woman's job to educate people who don't know as
Speaker 1: much as you. He has access to the same books
Speaker 1: that she has. He has nothing but time to read
Speaker 1: said books. So that's what people were saying on one side.
Speaker 1: On the other side, mainly black men, were like, well,
Speaker 1: if he doesn't know, he's asking her to help him know.
Speaker 1: And it's like what.
Speaker 2: It's basically like, Oh, since you have all this information,
Speaker 2: can you tell us? But also can you tell us
Speaker 2: in a way that's not mean? Can you like watch
Speaker 2: your tone the way the way you give this information.
Speaker 2: And it's like, oh, oh, I'm so sorry, sir. Not
Speaker 2: only do you know we're getting beat, we're getting killed,
Speaker 2: we're getting raped. So not only we have to take
Speaker 2: on that on our shoulders, but then we have to
Speaker 2: consume all this information to educate ourselves and our children.
Speaker 2: And then by that, we have to then take all
Speaker 2: of that angst and then put it in a nice
Speaker 2: basket and pass it to you.
Speaker 1: We gotta, we gotta take We gotta learn all of
Speaker 1: the stuff that we did not learn in school about
Speaker 1: how nasty this country's history actually is. Right, we gotta
Speaker 1: chew up that nasty history, and then we gotta spit
Speaker 1: it in these men's mouths so that they can they
Speaker 1: can digest it better. No, absolutely not. And I like
Speaker 1: j Cole, I like him, I like no name, But like,
Speaker 1: how dare you tell anybody right now to check their tone, sir,
Speaker 1: least of all a black woman check your tone? No,
Speaker 1: I'm like angry and I'm overwhelmed, and I'm sad, and
Speaker 1: I've been locked in my house for three months and
Speaker 1: I can't create my art because I can't sleep at night.
Speaker 1: Like shut up.
Speaker 2: But also, but also I was going to say about
Speaker 2: tone with people. Don't understand when you're telling a black
Speaker 2: woman to check her tone, it's demeaning. It's not coming
Speaker 2: from a place of like, oh, what you're saying. I
Speaker 2: don't like the way you're saying. It's like, no, you
Speaker 2: don't have the right to talk to me like this. Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: they go to their jobs and white men talk to
Speaker 2: them any kind of way. The execs, ye, the lawyers,
Speaker 2: they're handling everything. They don't even think you're supposed to speak.
Speaker 2: So when you're saying to a black woman, check how
Speaker 2: you speak to me or how you talk, it's not
Speaker 2: in a way that's productive. It's pushing us down. It's
Speaker 2: actually silencing us. It's not only check your tone, but
Speaker 2: you really even shouldn't be speaking to me. So that's
Speaker 2: why I have a problem when you address a black
Speaker 2: woman's tone, because it's it's not coming from a good place.
Speaker 2: So wait, here's the lyrics that he was saying. He said,
Speaker 2: and the frustration that feels her words seems to come
Speaker 2: from the fact that most people don't see just because
Speaker 2: you woke and I'm not that shit, ain't no reason
Speaker 2: to talk like you better than me.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: She was not saying that she's better than anybody. It's
Speaker 2: just like she has this book club. She has all
Speaker 2: the same access to the information like y'all you.
Speaker 1: Should do so he made he made a whole song
Speaker 1: based on a tweet that she does.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, get all g o t Her tweet was
Speaker 2: basically like, you're you're you're a rapper and all of
Speaker 2: your music is basically about the plight of.
Speaker 1: Being a black man or being black in America.
Speaker 2: But you can't put on your platforms, you can't tweet
Speaker 2: anything like acknowledging what's going on, and it's it's not helpful.
Speaker 2: That's what she was saying, which I mean, you know,
Speaker 2: some of these uh rappers or entertainers, they shouldn't be
Speaker 2: allowed to tweet or use their social media. Beyonce's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm no good at this, so somebody else take this over.
Speaker 2: And honestly, a lot of them, a lot of them
Speaker 2: need that. But she was just saying that. It was like,
Speaker 2: it's your not that it's your duty, But why are
Speaker 2: you so afraid you speak out about everything else on
Speaker 2: your platform?
Speaker 1: Why not? Why not this what you're talking about?
Speaker 3: What she said, Yeah, that's what I was interpreting her tweet.
Speaker 1: Her tweet, the tweet that she the tweet that launched
Speaker 1: launched a thousand mixtapes. Her tweet says, poor black folks
Speaker 1: all over the country are putting her bodies on the
Speaker 1: line in protests for our collective safety and y'all favorite
Speaker 1: top selling rappers not even willing to put a tweet up.
Speaker 1: Nigga's whole discographies be about black plight and they are
Speaker 1: nowhere to be found. And I mean, I don't see
Speaker 1: her saying Jake Cole anywhere in this. She's talking about
Speaker 1: multiple rappers here that haven't spoke up or haven't shown
Speaker 1: up anywhere. And Jake Cole took that tweet and was like,
Speaker 1: don't don't you dare take that tone with me. Mind you,
Speaker 1: he's been at some of the protests. I've seen the photos.
Speaker 3: Okay, he wrote hit it.
Speaker 2: This is also on the song hit the Ghetto and
Speaker 2: slowly start planting your seeds. Fuck, is the point of
Speaker 2: you preaching your message to those that already believe what
Speaker 2: you believe? I'm on some fuck or retweet most people
Speaker 2: is sheep. You got all the answers, but how you're
Speaker 2: going to reach If I could make one more suggestion, respectfully,
Speaker 2: I would say it's more effective to treat people like children,
Speaker 2: understanding the time and love and patience that's needed to grow.
Speaker 2: This change is inevitable, but ain't no one of us
Speaker 2: seen this before. Therefore, we got to learn everything as
Speaker 2: we go. I struggle with thoughts on the on the daily.
Speaker 2: But it's like, what, I gotta treat people like children?
Speaker 1: Nik at you thirty five? What do you what?
Speaker 2: And then he did this whole apology where he's like, well,
Speaker 2: I don't really read.
Speaker 1: I just think a lot. What, Oh my god, can
Speaker 1: you can't. I'm telling me to check my tone. You're
Speaker 1: telling me to check my tone, and you're telling me
Speaker 1: that you don't really read, but you're telling me to
Speaker 1: treat you like a kid. I don't know. It's all dumb.
Speaker 1: The tweet, the fact that he felt like the tweet
Speaker 1: was about him mean something. But also the fact that
Speaker 1: she had to put the tweet up in the first
Speaker 1: place also mean something else. So you know, everybody's bored
Speaker 1: and everybody's angry. So this is just to keep happening
Speaker 1: until they let us back outside.
Speaker 2: We gotta stay on, we gotta stay focused though, That's
Speaker 2: what I think. It's like, we're having so many discussions
Speaker 2: about everything, and then like people are getting to see
Speaker 2: the inside of the conversations that you know, black people
Speaker 2: are having within our community. I mean the fact that
Speaker 2: they don't believe that it's okay to say trans black
Speaker 2: trans lives matter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's another.
Speaker 2: Not only does black lives matter, but black t's lives
Speaker 2: matter because they are out there getting slaughtered as well
Speaker 2: and not even reported. So the fact that like, well,
Speaker 2: why do we have to like separate it is because, yeah,
Speaker 2: because you're not even acknowledging that you.
Speaker 3: Don't even think we should discuss this.
Speaker 1: So I mean, I definitely think that conversations need to
Speaker 1: be happening right now. Yeah, but everything should be like
Speaker 1: everything is open I think for discussion right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is right, But it's just it's just hard
Speaker 2: because then you see, not only are black women mistreated
Speaker 2: in the world, but then we have the men that
Speaker 2: are supposed to be by our side trashing us as well.
Speaker 3: So it's just it's just sad. It's sad to see.
Speaker 2: It's sad that we are not supported enough, even even
Speaker 2: on our home team. You know, yes, did you see
Speaker 2: the video of the guys that put the girl in
Speaker 2: the dumpster? Oh my god, it's like this why you
Speaker 2: can't this is why you got to put this so
Speaker 2: for media down because every time we open it, it's
Speaker 2: like people wake up chew on a bullet and then
Speaker 2: start tweeting and typing and putting out trash.
Speaker 3: It's just we're consuming too much.
Speaker 1: It's hurtful. You gotta you gotta protect your mental space.
Speaker 1: Like social media is so loud and so distracting and
Speaker 1: so toxic sometimes that you just got to put your
Speaker 1: phone down. But this is where we get the information though, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but all the information doesn't need to come from We
Speaker 1: don't need all the information at the same time, right, right,
Speaker 1: Some days it's ignorance is bliss. Yes, some days it's
Speaker 1: okay to be like, I'm not consuming in news today.
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm ana burn some sage, I'm a smoke
Speaker 1: of blunt, I'm gonna masturbate, I'm gonna not call my
Speaker 1: mom back. Like some days it's okay to just like,
Speaker 1: we don't have to be so plugged in. We've been
Speaker 1: plugged into our screens for I don't know how many
Speaker 1: things now, ninety seven days straight or whatever the day is.
Speaker 1: It's definitely not go for our eyes, it's not go
Speaker 1: for our minds. It's probably not go for our posture.
Speaker 1: A lot of people look at their phones with like,
Speaker 1: you know, osteoporosis. Man, they got mister Burns vibes, they
Speaker 1: got the quasi motive pose. So we it's just sometimes
Speaker 1: you just gotta step away. Yes, you gotta plug it
Speaker 1: in and plug it out. That's what you gotta do.
Speaker 1: You gotta unplug your phone and plug in your vibrator.
Speaker 1: Either way, you you have to distract yourself, like paint
Speaker 1: or read, or watch a silly kids program or a
Speaker 1: movie that you really like or I don't know.
Speaker 3: Have cat.
Speaker 2: I have cats, So I spent a lot of time
Speaker 2: talking about these fucking cats, which I would like to
Speaker 2: say I had to reach back out to my beige
Speaker 2: allies because they care about the cats. But my brown
Speaker 2: friends are like, get that fucking cat off the screen.
Speaker 2: So it's very troubling. But you know, you guys, as
Speaker 2: some of you know, I have the cats, Jelly and Jam.
Speaker 2: I have full custody of these niggas, and wow, you
Speaker 2: know I won them in the breakup. I wouldn't say
Speaker 2: I won them or you lost them. It seems like
Speaker 2: I at first it was like I'm not in a
Speaker 2: place to take the children and then Adrian was like,
Speaker 2: you're gonna fucking take these kids or I'm giving them
Speaker 2: someone else. And my ego was like, you will not
Speaker 2: give away our cats, because there are cats. I knew
Speaker 2: them when they were kittens. And then basically she was
Speaker 2: talking to me as if I couldn't keep these cats alive.
Speaker 1: So this is a bet, truly, this is a bet.
Speaker 2: I have these cats not because I fuck with cats,
Speaker 2: but because it's like, I'm going to prove that these
Speaker 2: cats are going to live, and they're gonna be happy
Speaker 2: and jolly, and they're gonna be in all of my
Speaker 2: photos and I'm gonna be a hot cat lady.
Speaker 1: That sounds like an axe, a hot cat lady.
Speaker 3: Yes, come here, jam come on AnyWho.
Speaker 2: So I have the cats now, and they definitely have
Speaker 2: helped me just settle in a little bit more. I
Speaker 2: got my cards read, and the Tarot person was just like,
Speaker 2: you know, you're not ready for romance right now. You
Speaker 2: should focus on your career. But also, these cats came
Speaker 2: into your life at a certain time so that you
Speaker 2: can focus your love on them, and then whatever love
Speaker 2: that you're putting into them, you'll eventually be able to
Speaker 2: put out for someone else.
Speaker 1: They said, you don't have you, you don't have the
Speaker 1: capacity right now, but one day you will. Yes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you were like that, I'm adopted both of these cats, Jim.
Speaker 1: I hear him. Yeah, uh yeah.
Speaker 2: So I you know, I was upset that there's a
Speaker 2: romance in my cards.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is fucking wrong, this is hurtful.
Speaker 3: What do you mean there's some fucking romance in my
Speaker 3: in my cards.
Speaker 2: They're like, well, you came here two months ago and
Speaker 2: I told you the cards said that there was no
Speaker 2: love in your life right now, and you came back
Speaker 2: two months later and it's the same thing. And I
Speaker 2: was like, it's the same cards. It was truly pretty
Speaker 2: much the same cards. And I was like, did you
Speaker 2: shuffle the ship?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You were like, well, what, let me watch you
Speaker 1: shut Yeah. Yeah. You're like, I'm gonna go buy some
Speaker 1: cards from Amazon, send them to your house, and then
Speaker 1: I want you to shuffle those and tell me what
Speaker 1: it says and then the cards. Yeah. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: It hurt because I was like, am I really ready
Speaker 2: for a relationship right now?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: I'm still working on myself from the last thing. But
Speaker 2: being quarantine, You're like, I think I want stuff that
Speaker 2: I probably don't need right now, you know.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's what that's all. This is everybody looking at
Speaker 1: stuff that they don't that they want, that we none
Speaker 1: of us need the stuff that we've been ordering. My
Speaker 1: purchase that I know, there's a lot of things that
Speaker 1: I have that I need, but sure, sure, but a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff also. You're like, like, yesterday, it was
Speaker 1: two o'clock in the morning and I was like, I
Speaker 1: should get rose petals to wrap my weed in so
Speaker 1: when I smoke it tasts like roses instead of weed paper.
Speaker 1: And I googled because I feel like I've had this before.
Speaker 1: I read that's how you know your ass need to
Speaker 1: go to sleep? Friends. I was like, I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: but can I just get roses and do it? But
Speaker 1: I need big enough roses. It was since two o'clock.
Speaker 1: Did you buy them? I did not, because I feel
Speaker 1: like I don't know how like a rose petal is small?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and how are they getting these big as rose petals?
Speaker 1: Well, I read I stopped myself from watching the tutorial,
Speaker 1: but I read a description on how to do it.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to put like three pedals together. Oh, and
Speaker 1: you have to bake them for ten seconds to dry them,
Speaker 1: and then you bake them again and you let them
Speaker 1: sit and they're supposed to like dry out a little
Speaker 1: bit because you can't smoke. You can't smoke. We would
Speaker 1: win pitle, No, not at all, that's anyway. That's what
Speaker 1: I did last night, and I did not get them,
Speaker 1: but but I will. I will. Yeah. We were talking
Speaker 1: about your cards and things like that. I want to
Speaker 1: read my horoscope for okay, because everybody on Instagram told
Speaker 1: me to download the co Star app.
Speaker 2: Yeah I have it now I did, and okay, fab
Speaker 2: so I'll read mine and then you can read your.
Speaker 1: Yeah cool. Uh. It says today, stay flexible to catastrophe. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's term. Yeah, you're so busy controlling your emotions you
Speaker 1: can't see that it's blocking your own wisdom. Oh gee,
Speaker 1: get out of bed. Even if it feels impossible. There's
Speaker 1: no reason to hide who you are. The mysterious spectacle
Speaker 1: is pointless. Show your complexity. Oh okay, okay. Your main
Speaker 1: challenge right now is to expel yourself to the truths
Speaker 1: there never you've never been willing to see, and to
Speaker 1: free yourself of secrets that pretend to prevent you from
Speaker 1: growing practice saying no, I mean, I don't know when
Speaker 1: you really say yes. You gotta do is say you
Speaker 1: and no one else are responsible for your life's direction. Okay,
Speaker 1: where do you find that updates? So if yes, click
Speaker 1: updates and then it shall be like a chunk of
Speaker 1: you see all updates.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where it says today in this power the success.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's where. Okay, So read the Okay, so you
Speaker 2: see this pade right here? Does yours look like that
Speaker 2: with the date?
Speaker 1: Okay? So I read the very top line where it
Speaker 1: says today flexible, and then I read like a couple
Speaker 1: of the sciences.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, So mine says you have to be tech.
Speaker 1: Sorry, you have to be taxed hips. Okay, are we there? Okay?
Speaker 2: You have to be tactful when you're bored and ready
Speaker 2: for change. You don't have to punish yourself for wanting
Speaker 2: to experience life with your friends, but you do have
Speaker 2: to be intentional about it. Pay attention to what annoys
Speaker 2: you about. Shallow interactions. Loneliness is a result of an
Speaker 2: inability to communicate how you really feel.
Speaker 1: You can't be seen by another.
Speaker 3: True, Oh, drag the fuck out of me.
Speaker 1: Coach. Hey, we're talking about new relationships, damn bitch.
Speaker 2: The general theme of your life during this period is
Speaker 2: to evaluate the role spirituality plays in your life. The past.
Speaker 2: The past is a snare. The future doesn't care.
Speaker 1: God, damn self respect.
Speaker 2: It says, every human's head is a house of worship.
Speaker 2: You process trauma through your consciousness. If you can figure
Speaker 2: out how to align your actions and your emotions.
Speaker 1: Shit, this is crazy. M m mm hmmmm. So a
Speaker 1: couple things to work on here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do feel like I I'm hit.
Speaker 3: I'm hitting that lonely part.
Speaker 2: And you know, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna touch
Speaker 2: on everything that happened during the quarantine, but I just
Speaker 2: feel like I was looking for something or just engaging
Speaker 2: in things.
Speaker 3: That I thought like, oh this is this is dope.
Speaker 1: But it could have just been like I'm passing the time.
Speaker 1: But you just you don't know right now. And so yeah,
Speaker 1: I think we're in the time right now where things
Speaker 1: seem attractive to us that if we had free will
Speaker 1: and freedom, we wouldn't even be looking at thinking about Yeah,
Speaker 1: but now we're hyper aware of things that you're your
Speaker 1: fat ass cat jams here now we're hyper aware of
Speaker 1: stuff that like wouldn't even be on the radar. Sidney,
Speaker 1: how much does your catwig? I don't know, but he
Speaker 1: is a big one. He's a big guy. He eats
Speaker 1: a lot, and he eats his sister food too, because
Speaker 1: he's he's gluttonous. But he deserves it.
Speaker 3: He's been through a lot. I mean, he peed on
Speaker 3: my bed, So what.
Speaker 1: Do you want? He's the one who peeed on your bed,
Speaker 1: not the other one. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I keep saying, I don't.
Speaker 1: Think it was him. I think it was her. You
Speaker 1: might be right, Yeah, Cidy's cat, Sidney's cat pet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think we said that the last episode. But everything
Speaker 1: is all blur is a blur. Sidney thoughts she peed
Speaker 1: on herself, but the cat pew don't.
Speaker 3: It's been a tough time.
Speaker 1: It's been a tough imagine that feeling, though, Like I mean,
Speaker 1: because I can't remember the last time I peede on myself.
Speaker 1: I'm a grown up. But we've we've had those dreams
Speaker 1: where you think that you're in a pool, or you
Speaker 1: think that you're peeing on a toilet, and then you
Speaker 1: wake up there's pee all over your casper mattress.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then and then I was like, I was like,
Speaker 2: damn I did. I was dreaming that I peed on
Speaker 2: myself but it wasn't. And then it smelled really bad,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I know I don't drink enough water,
Speaker 2: but this is stack, like, this can't be my pee
Speaker 2: and it was. It was the cat's peece so whatever,
Speaker 2: it's wrong.
Speaker 1: So we're blaming the cats. But it could have been
Speaker 1: it could I do dream it's a sixty? No, it
Speaker 1: was the cats.
Speaker 2: But yeah, this this whole quarantine put me in a
Speaker 2: in a weird, weird place, and I thought like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm finally getting my life together, Like yeah, I could
Speaker 2: totally date right now. And at the end of the day,
Speaker 2: it's like, no, you still have so much work to
Speaker 2: do on yourself.
Speaker 1: Friend, you can't. I don't want to work on myself
Speaker 1: no more. I'm done working on myself. This is I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm closed for no more repairs, no more renovations.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to phase one.
Speaker 2: Like what, We're in the second leg of a Sydney
Speaker 2: work in progress and it is exhausting.
Speaker 1: I am through and through. Is this the second leg?
Speaker 1: What was the first leg?
Speaker 2: The first leg was my whole relationship with Adrian. That
Speaker 2: was That was the first It was the first leg
Speaker 2: of I have to work on myself while I was
Speaker 2: with somebody else, And now I'm not in that, and
Speaker 2: it's like, okay, you gotta be by yourself to work
Speaker 2: on yourself. You realize being with somebody else you want
Speaker 2: somebody else's time when you're working on yourself. So now
Speaker 2: you're by yourself, It's okay because this is your time
Speaker 2: and you're not wasting nobody else's time. So what was
Speaker 2: he presses the original Cardi b in terms of the
Speaker 2: way that she talks.
Speaker 1: Well do that. No she didn't, But I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: but yeah, and so so you gotta be by yourself
Speaker 1: to work on yourself. I think that sounds I'm gonna
Speaker 1: play Devil's Advocate right here. I know that's the whitest
Speaker 1: thing I've ever said. I'm gonna go ahead and play
Speaker 1: Devil's as well. Actually well actually it's all of the lives,
Speaker 1: not just the black ones. But I damn I forgot
Speaker 1: what I was gonna say. Wow, that's what I get.
Speaker 2: You were gonna play Devil's Advocate? Was you gotta work
Speaker 2: on yourself to be your be with yourself.
Speaker 1: You be yourself, yeah, but sometimes you need you Sometimes
Speaker 1: I think I can see you being with somebody and
Speaker 1: working on yourself, because sometimes you need somebody to point
Speaker 1: out your flaws. Sometimes you need somebody to be like, actually,
Speaker 1: you did that wrong. That wrong, You need to work
Speaker 1: on that. Okay. So maybe yes, that's me being right there. Sure,
Speaker 1: I don't know what's it meant. I've been by myself.
Speaker 1: I've been single for a long time. You haven't You
Speaker 1: really think that I've been working all my self. I
Speaker 1: think you have. You have Marie, you like yes, but
Speaker 1: that's through my friendship. Like being friends with somebody as
Speaker 1: open and like compassionate as you. It like forces because
Speaker 1: sometimes you're so happy when I see you, it makes
Speaker 1: me mad. Really, you're in such a good mood that
Speaker 1: it makes me. It puts me in a bad mood.
Speaker 1: You're like hi, and I'm like, like, I don't know why, Sydney,
Speaker 1: I have not done the work to check on myself.
Speaker 2: Right, But I want to tell you when i'm when
Speaker 2: you see me, and I'm happy, I'm happy because I
Speaker 2: see you, like I'm dead ass serious like you. You
Speaker 2: make me happy sometimes just seeing you, it's like, yay, friend,
Speaker 2: I know we're gonna have a good time.
Speaker 1: But the end of the thought, and we we we
Speaker 1: usually do have a good Yeah. Nine times out of
Speaker 1: ten we're having a ball, Yeah a blast. That tenth
Speaker 1: time it's you know, we got to take a break. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: but yes. But I'm saying, through my friendships with people,
Speaker 1: that's what's making me like be a better person or like,
Speaker 1: because sometimes in those moments when I'm angry at other
Speaker 1: people being like very happy, like, I'll stop and be like,
Speaker 1: but why am I so mad? Like why am I
Speaker 1: so grumpy? Like it's but it's like my dad is
Speaker 1: a grumpy person. My dad is always grumpy. He's never
Speaker 1: happy about anything. And my mom is somebody who is
Speaker 1: like a really big personality, and she's the one that
Speaker 1: I think I'm most of them like, but but my
Speaker 1: mom is also when my mother is in a bad mood,
Speaker 1: the whole house is in a bad mood. So I
Speaker 1: don't know, you know, And this is me just talking,
Speaker 1: this is me running my mouth, But I'm saying that
Speaker 1: you can work. You can work on you when you
Speaker 1: when you hear that, when I hear that, That doesn't
Speaker 1: mean you to be completely alone to work on yourself.
Speaker 1: You can be around people that know you the best
Speaker 1: and it forces you to work on yourself. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I do that with my friends.
Speaker 2: But I really think that because I wasn't able to
Speaker 2: give a lot in my last relationship, I'm at that
Speaker 2: point where I'm like, oh, I do kind of want
Speaker 2: to share my growth right now. But it's like, bitch,
Speaker 2: you just got here, Like calm down, Like I'm already
Speaker 2: ready to go to the consignment shop and turn some things.
Speaker 3: And it's like no, no, no, no, no, no, hold on, hold.
Speaker 2: Up, It's okay, Like I have a lot to give
Speaker 2: right now, but it's like, just give to yourself. Why
Speaker 2: do you want to give to somebody else right now?
Speaker 2: You don't have it?
Speaker 1: I know. But sometimes being in your own heads is worse.
Speaker 1: That's what it is than anything else. That's what it is.
Speaker 2: Friend, I'm in my We have so much time to
Speaker 2: be in my in my head, and we're usually so
Speaker 2: busy that we don't have no time.
Speaker 1: You're at my head, your head, Amina's head, everybody who's
Speaker 1: listening to this right now. Our thoughts are the loudest
Speaker 1: things in our lives right now. It's so loud, too much.
Speaker 1: Turn the volume down. I don't want to. I don't
Speaker 1: want to think about any of the things that I'm
Speaker 1: thinking about.
Speaker 3: Mute the thoughts. The thoughts need to be muted.
Speaker 1: Turn it off. Also, my period is starting probably tomorrow,
Speaker 1: so also that that's the police and my period.
Speaker 3: Yes, throw them both in jail. Fuck, lock them up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like, why are they both coming out?
Speaker 1: It's not right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I almost cried at
Speaker 1: the laundromat today. Are you serious? I just it's a
Speaker 1: lot of friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But.
Speaker 1: I find solace in the fact that my period is
Speaker 1: starting in twenty four hours, and that's what it is.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not going crazy. I'm not going crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm just about to start pleading for so many days.
Speaker 3: When the last time you cried?
Speaker 1: Also that I don't remember.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying. I'm I'm literally never there when you cry.
Speaker 2: So I don't know, but I feel like it's been
Speaker 2: a minute.
Speaker 1: You don't cry. It has been it has been a minute.
Speaker 1: But like nobody likes crying. You get it out, get
Speaker 1: what out whatever that it ever built up emotions you're
Speaker 1: you have inside you gotta gotta release it, but you're
Speaker 1: releasing it some other guy away the liquids, so instead
Speaker 1: of you know, doing what you do. That's how I cry,
Speaker 1: you scuirll out my coops. Maybe that's the correlationsist. People
Speaker 1: who cry less squirk.
Speaker 3: More, cry less squirt more.
Speaker 1: That's the title, guys, less squirt more. That's it. Merch,
Speaker 1: That is it. I love the baby. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: cry less squirrere.
Speaker 3: Can we make shirts of that?
Speaker 1: We gotta do merch again, Babe, We got to do it, Babe,
Speaker 1: bab Babe City. When are you coming over to do
Speaker 1: the patroon episodes? We got a lot of new patrons, Yes,
Speaker 1: people are. I sent out some messages to some of
Speaker 1: the new people the other day and people are like,
Speaker 1: you're getting me through the quarantine and like eating and
Speaker 1: prying and hoeing. I hope I'll not be in host
Speaker 1: during the quarantine.
Speaker 2: You want me to you want me to come over early.
Speaker 2: I could come over early. We bang it out, maybe
Speaker 2: make you breakfast or something like that.
Speaker 1: Bang it out? Okay, pancakes, you make toaster strudle for
Speaker 1: me again? No, no, no, we did.
Speaker 2: We did a zoom show which was so cute. It
Speaker 2: was actually like the cooking with SNM was great. You
Speaker 2: make cupcakes and I made breakfast and I made pancakes
Speaker 2: and bacon.
Speaker 1: And eggs, and it was did you make eggs? I
Speaker 1: made the eggs after when we were on the home.
Speaker 1: But I can I can do all that for you tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I can come over since I don't I don't know
Speaker 1: if early works for me tomorrow. Also, I'm going to
Speaker 1: pick up my sister's cat tomorrow at noon. At noon, yeah,
Speaker 1: because you know I'm cat sitting for four five minutes. Well,
Speaker 1: I've been getting up at eight am, so I mean,
Speaker 1: I hear what you're saying, but I might not be
Speaker 1: here tonight. So I'm just trying to throrow the timing
Speaker 1: for rights. I'm just trying to you know, you know,
Speaker 1: yam is, maybe maybe this weekend, maybe Saturday or Sunday morning.
Speaker 1: Can you do that? I can do Saturday morning. Look
Speaker 1: at this cat roost cat balls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, his balls are not that big though, so wait what, No,
Speaker 3: they're tiny.
Speaker 1: I've never seen cat balls before. Go ahead and go
Speaker 1: ahead and put them on the zooms. Okay, hold on,
Speaker 1: put the ring light on his pain. No, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: That is not that it's disgusting. I think it's I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: I think it's really to stop while he's cleaning and
Speaker 2: show you his walls.
Speaker 1: I think that's that's not really Just pick him up
Speaker 1: and hold that's cat lady, that's peak cat lady behaviors.
Speaker 1: Just pick him up and hold him in front of
Speaker 1: the camera. Put the mic down. I might describe what's
Speaker 1: happening to me. He's picking him up. He looks like he
Speaker 1: was about eighty pounds. I don't see anything, friend, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't else Like Andrews, I hope he took a
Speaker 1: picture of that. Cidney trying to tell me the cat's balls,
Speaker 1: I did not see. Oh, we need got fixed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he ain't got no balls? You. I don't get that.
Speaker 1: I forgot. Damn. I'm a bad mom.
Speaker 2: I was not there when he got need By the way, Adrian.
Speaker 1: When they newt her a cat, which is why she
Speaker 1: had got full custody before. When they new her cat,
Speaker 1: they take everything out. Yeah, and he's just smooth new yes,
Speaker 1: so damn. So how does he pee? Honestly? Girl, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: Can y'all can y'all tag us and let us know
Speaker 2: how cats pee after they're neutered male cats.
Speaker 1: Any any veterinarians listening to this friend nowans any zoologists?
Speaker 2: When we post on the Instagram page, can you which
Speaker 2: Marie has been doing diligently? And I had actually not
Speaker 2: been doing you have? I haven't even checked, to be.
Speaker 1: Honest, I'm like, is this right? Right?
Speaker 2: But if you do post something, I would like people
Speaker 2: to put out their professions.
Speaker 1: That would be nice because we don't know what Yeah,
Speaker 1: leave in the comments what you do? We know we
Speaker 1: got some students, we got some some professors as well.
Speaker 1: We got we got a lot of people listening that
Speaker 1: do all types of job. We have a truck driver, right,
Speaker 1: you don't remember? Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, no I remember, But I'm just like, that's he listens
Speaker 3: to us.
Speaker 1: He listens to us on long trips. Heboo.
Speaker 2: Oh. And there's a there's a woman named Bernie from
Speaker 2: our Patreon that wrote a really nice message, and I
Speaker 2: said that I was going to shout her out, and
Speaker 2: I wanted I don't know Bernie's last name because that
Speaker 2: isn't that's just it's Sanders.
Speaker 1: Stupid Bernie. No, it's not, but I want to read
Speaker 1: her message because she deserves that, because I think she
Speaker 1: might be going through a divorce. I'm not for sure.
Speaker 2: There was a couple of people who have been going
Speaker 2: through it and they hit us up, just giving us
Speaker 2: the whole rundown, and they're like, your podcast literally gives
Speaker 2: me the energy I need strength, Yeah, the.
Speaker 1: Strength to go about my day.
Speaker 2: Okay, Bernie, y'all are the only reason I'm getting through
Speaker 2: this quarantine, going through a divorce, and you located back home,
Speaker 2: came back to only go straight into this quarantine. Thank
Speaker 2: you for your funny ass banter going through your entire
Speaker 2: catalog and instead of sitting and crying over someone's dusty
Speaker 2: as son, you ladies have have made me laugh all day, eat,
Speaker 2: pray ho.
Speaker 1: Yo, instead of sitting and crying over someone's dusty ass son,
Speaker 1: listen that merch right there, son. Thank you to you friend.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry you're going through a divorce, but honestly, this
Speaker 2: is the best time to go through a divorce because
Speaker 2: ever the change. Everybody said, Yeah, the change is happening
Speaker 2: and people are supporting the change. And when we get
Speaker 2: out of this, you're going to be a brand new person.
Speaker 2: And it's kind of like when you get plastic surgery
Speaker 2: and you have all that downtime, and then you come
Speaker 2: out and it's like.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you got a fat ass, we got
Speaker 1: big tds. Oh my god, you're amazing.
Speaker 3: That's how we're going to be when we get out
Speaker 3: of this this wave.
Speaker 1: This this is the best time to go through a
Speaker 1: divorce because when you are free again, Bernie, and people
Speaker 1: are like, where's your husband, like weren't you married? You
Speaker 1: could be like, no, that never happened, Like what do
Speaker 1: you talk that never happened, and then make them feel
Speaker 1: like they're going crazy. Also, people are gonna be so
Speaker 1: excited to see you outside of all of this that
Speaker 1: no one's gonna be thinking about your dusty ass egg. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not one bit.
Speaker 3: And one more thing.
Speaker 2: After this is all over, we're gonna hit them with
Speaker 2: the men in black a little clear your memory.
Speaker 1: Type of neuralize.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then everything that happened is deleted. So, friend,
Speaker 2: everything is.
Speaker 1: Any If I was obsessed and in love with you
Speaker 1: during the quarantine.
Speaker 2: Deleted, Okay, it's done, don't care. That was not specific,
Speaker 2: but no, but truly no.
Speaker 1: But also nothing counts this year. If you had a birthday,
Speaker 1: it didn't if you turned thirty this you're still twenty nine, right,
Speaker 1: You're turning thirty next year. If you you know, if
Speaker 1: you got chlamydia this year, that never happened, I mean
Speaker 1: you should probably put something on that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely fix it, make sure you're okay.
Speaker 1: But yeah, if somebody cheated on you this year, none
Speaker 1: of these nothing that happened this year counts except for
Speaker 1: when they arrest the cops.
Speaker 3: That killed Breonna Taylor.
Speaker 1: Keep doing that. We have to.
Speaker 3: That's the only thing that we're looking forward to.
Speaker 2: You know, if they're trying to throw people in McDonald's
Speaker 2: in jail before they throw to the officers that killed
Speaker 2: Breonna Taylor. We have bigger issues than we thought. I mean,
Speaker 2: we have huge issues, but it's just like say what yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: never forget, never forget.
Speaker 1: We did a lot this episode. Wow, we went We
Speaker 1: hit everything, We hit Raven Simone, we hit zendeya en
Speaker 1: zend And we talked about Jacob no no, and we
Speaker 1: also we discussed the tweak community.
Speaker 2: Yes, and Jemima your period. We talked about Missus Butterworth's titty.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: We talked about me being lonely but also working on
Speaker 2: myself and being by myself.
Speaker 1: We talked about you getting kitty custody custody of both.
Speaker 2: Cats, but I would love somebody to get custody of
Speaker 2: my kitty. Yeah, we didn't talk about that, but that's
Speaker 2: for another episode.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, but we just go. That's we're
Speaker 1: gonna put a pin in that and come back.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, we you know, less tears, more squirting
Speaker 2: or whatever.
Speaker 1: What was the title again? I forgot whatever? Girl Andrew
Speaker 1: knows what it is? Okay, he did. We believe in him.
Speaker 1: Any final thoughts or final words you want to leave
Speaker 1: the listeners with before we go.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's so many people listening to the podcast,
Speaker 2: but not enough people are leaving reviews. That's my only
Speaker 2: want is more reviews on the iTunes. Let people know
Speaker 2: we out here do are we really following the.
Speaker 1: What is it? What's the what's our thing? The experts?
Speaker 2: We haven't had an expert in fucking weeks, But it's fine.
Speaker 1: No one's an expert. Everybody's an expert in being home
Speaker 1: and eating too much right now. Yeah, that's not what
Speaker 1: we want to talk about now. That's why we're not
Speaker 1: having experts. It's just us. It's fine. Friend. Yes, always
Speaker 1: always a pleasure seeing your face. Sidney sent me a
Speaker 1: text today and she was like, if you don't respond
Speaker 1: to me, I will show up at your house. Let's
Speaker 1: show up at your house with a foot with a
Speaker 1: foot spot. And I said, well, let me go ahead
Speaker 1: and respond to this me coming over unannounced? Really? Yes? Wow?
Speaker 1: What did you do if you came over? And I
Speaker 1: just looked out the window and it was like, I can't.
Speaker 2: I would understand that I would go back home because
Speaker 2: I would come over because I would like rode my
Speaker 2: bike over there.
Speaker 1: But oh, full body workout. Yeah yeah, what a time
Speaker 1: to be alive. What a time to be alive. What
Speaker 1: a time to arrest the cops that killed Breonna Taylor?
Speaker 3: One more time for the people in the back.
Speaker 1: Watch a mother ef in time to kill the cops.
Speaker 1: I need not kill the cops.
Speaker 3: No arrest the cops.
Speaker 1: Slip of the tongue. Okay, So we will be back.
Speaker 1: Sydney's coming over this weekend. We're going to record a
Speaker 1: Patreon for you guys. Well, I might spill some tea.
Speaker 1: Actually I think I'm ready, I know I'm ready. Oh,
Speaker 1: Cydny be having good tea. And she just be keeping
Speaker 1: it to myself. She just be. Don't it in the
Speaker 1: freezer cold? I got this great comment. Subscribe, Love you much, bye,
Speaker 1: by Andrew.
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