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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning And why do

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Speaker 1: they say that things are dirt cheap? You know how

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Speaker 1: much dirt costs. I went to Lows the other day

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Speaker 1: and buying one bag of dirt made me dirt poor.

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Speaker 1: I guess I'm just a dirty birdie and this dirt

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Speaker 1: bird wants to get the dirt by asking what's on

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Speaker 1: your mind?

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Speaker 2: I feel unclean, That's all I know.

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Speaker 1: Well, the point is we go around the room to

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Speaker 1: find out what each member of the Morning show has

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Speaker 1: been thinking about lately, dirty or not, starting with the

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Speaker 1: dirt Queen herself. What's the dirt barely.

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Speaker 2: Hanging in right now? Tell you that, you guys, my

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Speaker 2: world has been rocked. And I know this is going

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Speaker 2: to sound like not a big deal to you, but

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Speaker 2: I have spent my entire life telling people that my

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Speaker 2: favorite donut was a bear claw.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I've known this for years ago.

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Speaker 2: It turns out I may have never even had a

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Speaker 2: bear claw before.

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Speaker 3: I thought a bear claw was the same as an

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Speaker 3: apple fritter, and Digital Jake said no, they're different, and

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Speaker 3: I'm like, what they're different? So I asked on Twitter

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Speaker 3: right flooded with responses about what a idiot I am

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Speaker 3: for thinking. You know, the bear claw and the apple

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Speaker 3: fritter are the same.

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Speaker 1: Did you know no apples in a bear claw? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Actually it's almond and they're all there prepared different ways.

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Speaker 3: A bear claw is a baked pastry, apple fritter.

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Speaker 2: An actual donut.

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Speaker 3: So I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Just to anyone who I've ever told my favorite is

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Speaker 2: a bear claw, I apologize. I apologize.

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Speaker 1: Bear claw sucks apple fritter supreme.

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Speaker 2: I've never had a bear claw. I never have one.

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Speaker 1: I don't accept your apology. By the way, I know

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Speaker 1: how to make this up to us.

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Speaker 2: I'm blaming the I g a bakery in wrathroom I

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Speaker 2: to Hoe for they don't exist anymore.

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Speaker 1: I was like, you're going to seriously shame a business

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Speaker 1: on the radio.

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Speaker 3: They probably went out of business because they were mislabeling.

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Speaker 1: Sorry to hear about that, brooke, but jo your mind.

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Speaker 4: Well, if you didn't know, and you're new, I have

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Speaker 4: started streaming on Twitch. It's where I played video games

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Speaker 4: live and then I streamed them for everyone to watch

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Speaker 4: and join in. And recently I noticed my channel.

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Speaker 1: Is starting to grow, which is huge.

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Speaker 4: It's really big, and so just like a real Twitch streamer. Recently,

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Speaker 4: I started to get like donations, which are like.

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Speaker 2: People just give you money for being on mine and

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Speaker 2: giving them free entertainers exactly.

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Speaker 4: But the other day it got out of hand. Somebody

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Speaker 4: gave it a tip and then a bigger one, and

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Speaker 4: then I was so moved that I started crying.

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Speaker 1: Okay, because you guys know you're turning into brook now.

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Speaker 4: Because it's whatever.

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Speaker 5: But then the more I start to cry, the more

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Speaker 5: people started to donate because they saw how much.

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Speaker 2: It moved me, or they just like to watch a

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Speaker 2: grown man cry feel better about their own life.

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Speaker 5: They're literally literally giving donations and typing, hey, he's crying

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Speaker 5: more he So honestly, you could go back and watch

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Speaker 5: it on my Twitch channel. By the way, at hilarious Jose,

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Speaker 5: I cried for about forty five minutes on the spot.

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Speaker 2: That's about what you do in the office bathroom.

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Speaker 5: Wow. So then as somebody comes in and goes, hey,

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Speaker 5: it's the cry guy, totally know me from me crying. Anyway.

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Speaker 4: The whole point is is I'm now worried pretty much

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Speaker 4: what you just said.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you should change your hashtag from hilarious to Jose.

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Speaker 6: Exactly, depressed jose Yeah, therapeutic.

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Speaker 5: People said they enjoy me crying.

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Speaker 1: So my comedy cry stream, you got to cry right now.

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Speaker 1: I just think about it all you guys, go follow

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Speaker 1: hilarious Josey. Giv him some money, make him cry. Alexis

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Speaker 1: what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 6: So I made a mistake this morning. This morning, Yes,

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Speaker 6: I was in the break room and I was toasting

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Speaker 6: a bagel, and I realized I didn't have any cream

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Speaker 6: cheese right, So I went like the fridge we share

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Speaker 6: with the staff, and there's one that's been in there

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Speaker 6: for a little So I was like, I'm just going

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Speaker 6: to use someone else. It's just like a tiny bit.

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Speaker 1: You know, this is a dangerous idea to dabble in

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Speaker 1: other people's food. I just figured it was like pretty false.

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Speaker 6: I thought they wouldn't use it, you know, at least

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Speaker 6: it was oh yeah, And so I do it, eat

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Speaker 6: my bagel. It's great. Then I start to feel like

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Speaker 6: pretty sick and I'm like, yeah, like pretty nauseous.

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Speaker 2: So I go look in it expired months ago. I

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Speaker 2: don't know.

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Speaker 1: That's what breaks me out.

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Speaker 2: Didn't taste sour.

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Speaker 1: He's kind of funny, but like.

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Speaker 5: It was cream cheese a little bit.

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Speaker 6: It was good enough, but I was hungry.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why it's in there, first of all.

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Speaker 2: But you, dude, I will say, your fake tan does

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Speaker 2: have a greenish tin.

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Speaker 6: I feel like pretty sick stell. But the lesson is like,

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Speaker 6: not to not borrow people's food, but to double check

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Speaker 6: the expiration date before you take someone else's spirit.

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Speaker 1: You can't say borrow, give it back.

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Speaker 2: Just a little bit.

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Speaker 5: That's just.

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Speaker 6: So.

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Speaker 1: I was walking through my house the other day and

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Speaker 1: I tripped over something that was under my carpet. So

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Speaker 1: I looked and I saw it's a bone. I realized

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Speaker 1: my puppy, Bagel, had taken a bone and hit it

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Speaker 1: underneath the carpet. It's kind of cute, and it would

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Speaker 1: be fine if it was just one incident, but it

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Speaker 1: keeps happening. I'll like sit down on my couch and

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Speaker 1: then a couple of bones pop out from the cushions.

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Speaker 1: Or I'll lay down in my bed and I'll put

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Speaker 1: my head down and I'll realize, Bagel put a bone

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Speaker 1: inside the pillow.

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Speaker 2: Kid.

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Speaker 1: My house is like the freaking elephant graveyard from Lion

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Speaker 1: King at this point, just bones scattered everywhere.

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Speaker 5: An archeologists.

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Speaker 1: How many bones are you giving?

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Speaker 2: That's the thing. It's a small dog.

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Speaker 1: I'm not giving him bones. I don't know where these

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Speaker 1: bones are coming from. He is going out into the

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Speaker 1: world finding actual bones.

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Speaker 6: Are humans.

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Speaker 2: If there's some authority situation, I'll.

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Speaker 1: Tell you none of them are human yet. But I

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Speaker 1: am worried. I'm gonna like open my pantry and that's

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Speaker 1: going to be a femur that falls out, and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have to call the cops.

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Speaker 5: Oh god, officer, I found a clavial.

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Speaker 1: There's a whole pelvis in here. Somebody come check this out.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, good lot.

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Speaker 1: I'm a little bit worried. Text in text is seven

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Speaker 1: eight five nine. To tell us what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 1: Is Brook and Jeffrey in the morning