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Speaker 1: Scott Are you ready?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I am very ready.

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Speaker 1: Here's a this one went I sent me. It sent

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Speaker 1: me down a rabbit hole or really a cat hole.

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Speaker 1: Did sea cats have or not have passports?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Did sea cats have, uh passports or not have passports?

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Speaker 2: Which is a really long way of asking the same question.

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Speaker 2: But uh, what a per perfect way to start a

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Speaker 2: brand new episode of the very funny and entertaining Bananas Podcast.

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Speaker 3: Do world understand? Would you your mind? Nocillion pieces?

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Speaker 2: Would you?

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Speaker 1: Guys, guys, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas. I am

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Speaker 1: Kurt Brown.

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Speaker 2: Older, I am Banana Boy number two Scottie Landis and

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Speaker 2: I'm just ready to have a great time today.

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Speaker 1: Are kidding me? To laugh and laugh and laugh?

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Speaker 2: Meet to love and love? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Me and guys. If you're in Portland, remember Scotty and

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Speaker 1: I will be there April fifteenth, Saturday, four thirty pm.

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Speaker 2: Baby, I'm learning a lot about social media by doing

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Speaker 2: so much on the Banana's Instagram because I will post

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Speaker 2: that Helium link constantly at in the stories and then

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Speaker 2: I'll get dms that are like you guys should come

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Speaker 2: to Portland and do it at Helium. That'd be so great,

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Speaker 2: and I might get links in the stories, links in

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Speaker 2: the bio, and then I'll post it in the main

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Speaker 2: feed and people will be like hell yes, and You're like, see,

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Speaker 2: it's the stories are useless. It's my my big interest banning.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yes.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's very good to know. I also wonder

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Speaker 1: if that's the way that it works for Bananas, because

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Speaker 1: I often feel like I get more Wow. Who knows.

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Speaker 1: It's confusing and awful. The game is terrible. The Instagram

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Speaker 1: dat is terrible.

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Speaker 2: Yes, if we had another option, we would LinkedIn. I'm

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Speaker 2: a LinkedIn boy, but nobody's checking in over there.

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Speaker 1: As as a proud as LinkedIn being a proud sponsor.

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Speaker 1: We were a Bananas. We were talking about LinkedIn and

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Speaker 1: then I found out they were a sponsor by listening

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Speaker 1: to an episode in which we were talking about them,

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Speaker 1: and I was just like, oh, look at that. That's interesting.

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Speaker 2: I'll see somebody that says is a first connection of mine,

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Speaker 2: and we have five connections in common. I don't know

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Speaker 2: any of those people, but I'm going to do my

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Speaker 2: best to make them. Hollywood movie writers had good, good,

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Speaker 2: good times, good weekends.

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Speaker 1: You're going to Marty Graw tomorrow, aren't you Ye?

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Speaker 2: So I got a call. I got a call from

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Speaker 2: Adam Devine, who's my good buddy, and he said, hey,

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Speaker 2: I got picked to be king of Marty Grass in

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Speaker 2: the Bacchus Crew. And so for I'm sure all the listeners,

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Speaker 2: even the International ban animals, everybody knows what Marty Graus is.

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Speaker 2: It's it's New Orleans Carnival. Everybody goes crazy. It's an

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Speaker 2: they party all year. So there are these things called Cruise,

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Speaker 2: the Ka and the Baccus Crew is a bunch of

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Speaker 2: big restaurant tours and very important business people in the

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Speaker 2: There's a couple big there's like a big gala on

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Speaker 2: Sunday night in the Convention Center and so all of

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Speaker 2: us got measured for tuxedos. And then I'm going to

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Speaker 2: be on the float with Adam. So this will come

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Speaker 2: for five hours, beads in fake gold coins.

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Speaker 1: Whoa for five hours? And can you is there alcohol

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Speaker 2: No on the parade float. These floats are badass, and

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Speaker 2: they say Hail Bacchus, and I have to say Hail

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Speaker 1: So are you fine with Adam?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, with Adam and Blake from Wlkoholics, and then my

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Speaker 2: And then but then they're like I said, there's like

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Speaker 2: but apparently we're gonna be throwing beads like two million people. Wow.

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Speaker 1: So the joker costume you did you come up with that?

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Speaker 2: Every single thing for the court has taken care of.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, So you're the King's Court. That's what it is.

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Speaker 2: The King's Court, Okay? And I and Anthony mackew was

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Speaker 2: oh hey, Anthony Mackett, what's up, Captain America, Let's have

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Speaker 2: I'm in Ohi Valley, I'm in a hotel room, and

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Speaker 1: Yeah, baby, yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 2: Sice this.

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Speaker 1: So this was sent in originally by Adrian Houseman, and

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Speaker 2: It's almost like the h the Hardy Christian Is scene

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Speaker 2: like have you signed up for Clear? Bud?

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Speaker 1: And I'm like people as you like run tickets.

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Speaker 2: Mule kicking people with Clear? What placards on? Yeah? No,

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Speaker 1: Clear at this point very often takes longer than TSA

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Speaker 2: Just buy that Clear. Uh, get your house in order. Clear,

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Speaker 2: get your house in order. There's too many you're signing

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Speaker 2: up too many people. It's not exclusive anymore.

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Speaker 1: I use it because it's free for me because of debt.

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Speaker 1: Something with Delta, dirty dog uh and uh. And also

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Speaker 1: I love people. A lot of people don't like their

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Speaker 2: Love it, love it, Yeah, future you give it it.

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Speaker 1: I go to I went to Whole Foods once. They're

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Speaker 1: like you could scan your right palm and then pay

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Speaker 2: That's but you know what you're gonna live. When when

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Speaker 1: I want I want it where they like know my walk.

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Speaker 2: It's called Crypto dot Com Arena. Sorry, God forbid, I

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Speaker 2: Crypto dot Com. I went to a Lakers game the

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Speaker 2: snacks and SODA's an alcohol and you scan your ID

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Speaker 1: It's very often my feeling about that kind of tech

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Speaker 1: It's being used by the government, it's being used by

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Speaker 1: police forces, it's being used by the military. Sure, so

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Speaker 1: then why can't we also have a cool convenience. Are

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Speaker 1: and have no benefit from it, why can't we also

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Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like it's I do, It's not, it's not It's never

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Speaker 2: That's right, So why shouldn't we benefit somehow from it?

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Speaker 1: Exactly? Like there is no slowing that trade. There is

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Speaker 1: Yes, and the woman had put a a little military

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Speaker 2: That's right. You got to support our troops with that

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Speaker 1: So then I did a little more digging, Scottie, this

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Speaker 1: But it is a pictoral history of cats on boats,

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Speaker 2: Yeah not great. And they lied about their ages to

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw one out there that just reminded me.

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Speaker 2: I think Lawrence Fishburne lied about how old he was

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Speaker 1: But I like that.

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Speaker 2: Give it up for Larry fish everybody the guy. What

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Speaker 2: a career, What a career he's in mcgroover. I was laughing,

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Speaker 2: This is from Sarah who goes as Wiggisar, which is

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Speaker 2: a funny little handle, and also from kemberra Heally. I

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Guys. They both might be from the UK two, but

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Speaker 2: don't quote me on that, all right, may I facing

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Speaker 2: jail over theft of almost two hundred thousand catberry cream eggs.

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Speaker 1: Thousand, one hundred thousand.

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Speaker 2: Yes, this was in the Guardian dot UK by Best

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Speaker 1: You know it's real so good.

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Speaker 2: Betsy Reed has her fingerprints all over it. A chocolate thief,

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Speaker 2: guessed to Kurt thirty thousand dollars. His name Jobby Pool.

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Speaker 2: Jobby Pool thirty two, dubbed the Easter Bunny by police,

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Speaker 2: breaking into a Telford industrial unit with a metal grinder

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Speaker 2: This guy has got some gut I know.

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Speaker 1: But where is he fencing two hundred thousand Cadbury eggs?

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Speaker 2: Like? Is he just hiding? Is this an Easter egg

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Speaker 2: hunt for all of England? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Now that would be beautiful, A thirty thousand dollars Easter

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Speaker 1: egg hunt that would just like that would result in

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Speaker 1: so much, so many rats. No, no child would find them.

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Speaker 2: No, yes, they'd find five thousand of the two hundred thousand.

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Speaker 2: This is what made me like this guy. Okay, he

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that seems unreasonably long.

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Speaker 2: I agree one year per every two hundred thousand Cadbury

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Speaker 2: cream eggs. After pleading criminals, please excuse me. After pleading

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Speaker 2: the case, on Tuesday, Prosecutor Odin owen Beale told Kidderminster

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Speaker 2: There was a there was a load that was stolen

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Speaker 2: on the trailer was Cadbury products, a large number of

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Speaker 1: That's the weirdest sentence structure for revealing this information.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the old, the old British lawyers do a different

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Speaker 2: thing over there. The solicitors, he said, Pool again, Jobby Pool.

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Speaker 2: Jobby Pool, a self employed groundworker, used a tractor unit

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Speaker 2: just been a joy ride. He didn't know what was

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Speaker 2: in there. Yeah, but I like to think he was

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Speaker 2: going to do a nationwide Cadbury Easter egg gun m HM,

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Speaker 2: which then was driven away eventually reaching you guessed it

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Speaker 1: Oh, so he got on the highway with a tractor

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Speaker 2: Eggs correct cool, was spotted by police and gave up

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Speaker 2: He was arrested and the load was recovered. This clearly

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Speaker 2: He had known. He had to know the load was

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Speaker 1: Ritchie just the British Yoda.

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Speaker 2: stolen goods while driving and was disqualified I think, meaning

437
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,200
Speaker 2: he lost his license or something like that in twenty nineteen.

438
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 2: He said, this is clearly an organized criminal matter. You

439
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 2: don't just happen to learn about a trailer with that

440
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:51,200
Speaker 2: kind of value being available. So this guy thinks there

441
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,159
Speaker 2: is a fence. He thinks there's gonna be a Selly's

442
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 2: Damn Mags. Defense solicitor John McMillan told the court that

443
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:03,159
Speaker 2: Poole understood a substantial sentence was likely. Quote he stopped

444
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 2: the vehicle when he realized he was being followed. Everything

445
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,600
Speaker 2: stolen had been recovered, and that will no doubt assist

446
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 2: the owners of the various items that have been taken,

447
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,600
Speaker 2: meaning they're going to resell these eggs.

448
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,880
Speaker 1: Curt, Oh, yeah, I would love to get a stolen

449
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 1: It almost kind of increases the value.

450
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:24,360
Speaker 2: It makes it such a more interesting product. Regular Cadbury

451
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,680
Speaker 2: egg Has anybody taken more than two bites of those things?

452
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,959
Speaker 2: You take one bite, you go, oh yeah, and then

453
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,439
Speaker 2: you wait another year until lent it is.

454
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,679
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean there are people who love them, but

455
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,600
Speaker 1: I guess there's people who love candy corn.

456
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 2: True.

457
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:43,360
Speaker 1: They are to me disgusting. I've never been interested at

458
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 1: all in them. There's too much.

459
00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 2: It's too much if you're ever truly bored, Say you're

460
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 2: waiting for somebody to load their service animal through clear

461
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,919
Speaker 2: at the airport, and you have time to look on

462
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 2: your phone look up foods that people claim were used

463
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:00,520
Speaker 2: to taste better than they do now on sold to

464
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 2: another corporation and every single time Cadberry cream egs is

465
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:04,679
Speaker 2: on that Oh.

466
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,440
Speaker 1: Really like the original Cadberry cream egs were amazing.

467
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,240
Speaker 2: I think they were like a big deal in England.

468
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,239
Speaker 2: I think they were like creamy and delicious, and then

469
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:15,199
Speaker 2: they sold to I don't know, I guess Cadberry, but

470
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 2: like maybe Nestlie, one of those corpse but yeah, apparently

471
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 2: they used to be delicious and now they're crap.

472
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:27,640
Speaker 1: Okay, as it goes with most chocolate. Yeah, by the way,

473
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:31,719
Speaker 1: speaking of chocolate, did you hear the news about fucking

474
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:32,680
Speaker 1: dark chocolate?

475
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 2: Tell me it's got iron in it.

476
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 1: It's got heavy metals in it, all dark all dark

477
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 1: chocolate has uh like.

478
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:44,359
Speaker 2: Like cadmium or cat.

479
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:49,640
Speaker 1: Has cadmium, and I think red. I mean like just bad, bad,

480
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 1: bad heavy metals. And it's just natural. It's just because

481
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,199
Speaker 1: the cacao plant sucks it up from the from the ground.

482
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy? I'm okay with it. If it's natural,

483
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 2: I'm okay. How bad can it be if it grows

484
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,360
Speaker 2: out of the ground, hemp, it's going to replace rope

485
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 2: one day. There's no interference with the food products that

486
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,400
Speaker 2: were taken, so they can go back on the shelves,

487
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 2: which should get this guy, Jobby Pool a lesser thing.

488
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 2: In a series of tweets Monday, West America police describe

489
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:28,919
Speaker 2: the incident as extravagant theft of a chocolate collection box,

490
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 2: but the first one was good. Stop at extravagance. Yeah,

491
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 2: chocolate collection box means nothing to us. Blah blah blah

492
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 2: blah blah. Shortly after, the theft of a vehicle, presumably

493
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 2: purporting to be the Easter Bunny was stopped on northbound

494
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 2: forty two. A man was a resting suspicion of theft.

495
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:50,160
Speaker 2: They said, you know what, cops, let the comics be comics. Guys,

496
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 2: we don't arrest people. You don't need to make bad jokes.

497
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 2: But yeah, twenty two hundred thousand is a lot of anything.

498
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 2: But like that's that's a lot of Cadbury cream eggs.

499
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: But I just want to I wonder what Jobby's plan was,

500
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 1: Jobby Pool, what was job? I mean, that's the that's

501
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:13,200
Speaker 1: the main thing is I just want to know was

502
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 1: it was? Is this the meth inspired thing? Like right

503
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 1: to take it on the highway? This seems to be

504
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 1: the funniest part to take it. I agree, A tractor

505
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 1: carrying two hundred thousand like, yeah, you're gonna get pulled over.

506
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,399
Speaker 1: First off, tractors don't go on highways. Secondly, you got

507
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 1: two hundred thousand cream eggs in the back.

508
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 2: But I guess is because they said Laurie at the top,

509
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 2: it must be a big truck. I guess I'm guessing

510
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 2: that we're losing some English in or somehow. But I

511
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 2: agree with you. Like, but also the British love their sweets.

512
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 2: When you're walking around London is crazy. They are all

513
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,439
Speaker 2: about their biscuits and they're sweet. Like it is a

514
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,160
Speaker 2: way where you're like, oh, yeah, you guys are really

515
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 2: into this shit.

516
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:58,479
Speaker 1: There was a there was a chocolate bar in the

517
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,400
Speaker 1: UK when I was there, and like I don't know,

518
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 1: two thousand and ten or something, so twenty ten, not

519
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 1: too long ago, and it was just a I don't

520
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 1: remember the name of it, but the symbol for it

521
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 1: was a like a women's symbol from like a bathroom

522
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 1: with an X through it, like this chocolate bar.

523
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 2: Is not for women. It was so.

524
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:29,159
Speaker 1: Crazy, just marketed to like twelve year old boys or whatever.

525
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 1: We're like, yeah, women yuck. I mean oh, but it

526
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 1: was like it was like misogyny the chocolate bar.

527
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 2: Great. I mean doctor Pepper did that for a minute too.

528
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 2: Yeah they did Doctor Pepper like this is not for chicks.

529
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 2: They had a whole commercial campaign and they were like, women,

530
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 2: this has ten calories, get away, not for you. Weird,

531
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 2: not worth it. So when I was a young banana,

532
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 2: when I was in New York, one of my earliest

533
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 2: PA jobs, production assistant jobs was for the Variety Shack,

534
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 2: our friends back then and now, and they had hired

535
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 2: me to be the office PA and I needed the work.

536
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 2: It was great, so I set up, but they had

537
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 2: me doing stuff above and beyond what a normal PA

538
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 2: would do. Like not only did I help set up

539
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 2: the office meeting, like plug in printers and do runs

540
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 2: and get all the basic office supplies. I would also

541
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,720
Speaker 2: film auditions. People were coming in and I would press

542
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 2: play and like one time I forgot the press record.

543
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 2: I still I'm like, damn, I should have done that.

544
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 2: It was an accent. And then I was like organizing file.

545
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 2: I was doing stuff above and beyond. This was like

546
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 2: two three weeks into pre production and the only person

547
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 2: who talked to me every day was the line producer

548
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 2: for Been Animals that don't know what line producer is

549
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 2: a producer that basically manages the budget a line is like,

550
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 2: they basically are like accountant producers to keep track that

551
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 2: the production's going to come under budget or out budget. Yeah,

552
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:00,160
Speaker 2: and she was okay, but she seemed a little in

553
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 2: a like overhead. It was an adult swim pilot. It

554
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 2: was called which I.

555
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,960
Speaker 1: Mean, I think it was called literally it's being paid

556
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 1: for by pennies that you found scrounged around in the

557
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 1: bottom of your car.

558
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 2: Right, So, like a whole TV pilot with a whole

559
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 2: crew for probably fifteen thousands, like a crazy low amount

560
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 2: of money. And she kept being like, this is a

561
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 2: really low amount of money, Like we're really gonna have

562
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 2: to cut corners, We're going to squeeze. It was my

563
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 2: third job in TV, so I had no idea what

564
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 2: she was talking abou. Yeah, So day of the first shoot,

565
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 2: I pick up a van at four am, which means

566
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 2: I had a ride in from Brooklyn. So I was

567
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 2: up at three am and I had to go pick

568
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 2: up breakfast and set up breakfast for the crew. Fine,

569
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 2: so I pick it up. We go up to Riverside

570
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 2: Park or whatever. That park up in Manhattan is on

571
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 2: the river, and I started setting it up in this

572
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 2: like big dude, like probably a grip comes over and

573
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 2: he's like bagels and I'm like yeah, man, and I'm

574
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 2: setting the coffee. Goes, are you fucking serious right now?

575
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 2: And I'm like, what do you mean? Well, I didn't

576
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 2: say what do you mean? I was like, yeah, I

577
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 2: just picked it up. He goes, it's twenty fucking degrees outside.

578
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 2: We all took a pay cut. If we don't get

579
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 2: hot breakfast tomorrow, I'm gonna tell the entire crew to

580
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 2: walk And I'm like, I just picked it up, Like

581
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 2: I'm a pa, don't yell at me.

582
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 1: Did you say any of that or are you just like? Well?

583
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, I just picked it up. Man,

584
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 2: it's not my job. And he's like damn. He like

585
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 2: walks away. I hear him on Walkie just being like

586
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 2: they didn't fucking get a sandwiches. They all wanted egg

587
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 2: and cheese sandwiches, which is very customary on productions in

588
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 2: New York, if not everywhere. But he's right, they all

589
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 2: probably took a pay cut and it was cold. I

590
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 2: mean it was freezing cold.

591
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

592
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 2: So I tell the line producer and she is like,

593
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 2: well handle it, and I'm like, I'm like twenty four

594
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 2: years old. I'm like, well, I don't know what you read.

595
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 2: She's like, they'll get over it. Word spreads on set.

596
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 2: The actresses find out who are also the creators, Like

597
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 2: one of the adult Swimm execs like finds out comes

598
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 2: over and he's like, get them egg and cheese is tomorrow,

599
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 2: Get him eg and cheese. And the line producers like

600
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 2: looking at me, like, Scotty, you fucked up so big,

601
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 2: Well do you do anything? I just picked up what

602
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 2: she ordered, right, shit rolls downhill right, So I'm getting

603
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 2: dunked on.

604
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

605
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 2: So the next morning, four am, I go to some

606
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 2: deli down in the middle of nowhere with the van.

607
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 2: It's freezing cold. I pick up all the stuff. I'm

608
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 2: setting it up, and then I find this one like

609
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,959
Speaker 2: styrofoam container that says for Scottie on it, and I

610
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 2: open it up and it is packed to the gills

611
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 2: with scrambled eggs. I mean like ten pounds of scrambled eggs.

612
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 2: So I think this line producer did that as like

613
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 2: a fuck you to me to be like, oh, like

614
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 2: this is on you. So I go to the van,

615
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 2: and you know, the crew starts showing up, and so

616
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm going to eat all of these eggs

617
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,360
Speaker 2: and I'm going to leave this empty container where she

618
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 2: sits all day on her phone as like you think

619
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 2: you're showing me up, I'm gonna show you up.

620
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: Wait wait, okay, hold on, time out timeout. Let me

621
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 1: get this straight. You pick up all the sandwiches. In

622
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 1: addition to all the sandwiches, there is one container that's

623
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: just scrambled.

624
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 2: Egg correct, just one percent scrambled eggs.

625
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: Okay, But there are some sandwiches for the crew.

626
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 2: There's tons of Yeah, there's individually wrapped aluminum foiled sandwiches,

627
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 2: like maybe one hundred and fifty UK. So I'm eating

628
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 2: and then I'm about I don't know, two pounds of

629
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 2: eggs in sitting in this car, and I suddenly realized

630
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 2: that those eggs are probably for the egg sandwiches, and

631
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 2: that they were packed separately. And I have this moment

632
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 2: where I go, oh my god, so I packed the

633
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 2: eggs separately. Well, I start looking at the receipts and

634
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 2: the other packaging and all of it says for Scottie

635
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 2: on it, meaning they had just written down with my name,

636
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 2: so every so suddenly I realized that I'm not getting

637
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 2: singled out. So I've eaten thirty percent of these eggs.

638
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 2: So now I know the crew who is like, we

639
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 2: will fucking walk tomorrow if you don't have us hot breakfast.

640
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay, So I'm like, what do we do?

641
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 2: I So I get out of the van and I

642
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:13,279
Speaker 2: run two city blocks to the closest diner I can find,

643
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 2: which thank god, we're in Manhattan, and I go in

644
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:19,279
Speaker 2: and I go Hi, I need like twenty orders of

645
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 2: scrambled eggs. And the guy's like, do you need twenty

646
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,840
Speaker 2: orders of scrambled eggs? Do you need toast? I'm like,

647
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter, I just need scrambled eggs. I'm on Walkie.

648
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 2: I'm on channel one, yeah, the main channel, and I'm

649
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 2: hearing Scotti. Where are those Where are the sandwiches? I'm

650
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 2: like they're on the table. They're like, there's nothing on them.

651
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm keeping them hot in the van.

652
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 2: They're flying in now, so I'm lying I'm standing there.

653
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,320
Speaker 2: This never would have worked in any city in the

654
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 2: world except New York City, who can pump out of

655
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 2: breakfast faster than any place on the plane. True, This

656
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 2: guy gives me three styrofoam containers of steaming hot scrambled eggs.

657
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 1: Also no questions. The only question was do you need toast?

658
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:57,919
Speaker 2: Yes?

659
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,040
Speaker 1: I love that. Anywhere else in the country, go I

660
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 1: need twenty eggs, twenty orders, and theyre just go.

661
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 2: What, Yes. So I have a plastic bag full I

662
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 2: probably FOURK star from containers, just packed with scrambled eggs,

663
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 2: steaming to the point where my hand is getting like

664
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 2: frozen because the steam's coming up. And so I'm running

665
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 2: and they're like, Scotty, where the breakfast. Seriously, I'm like,

666
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:27,720
Speaker 2: I'm bringing them now, eggs are flying in. I'm sprinting

667
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 2: two city blocks. Also side note, I paid out a

668
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 2: pocket for those eggs because I knew I'd screwed up.

669
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 2: I had no money, so I made no money on

670
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 2: this shoot because I was like making eighty dollars a

671
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:40,399
Speaker 2: day or whatever. I get there and the whole crew

672
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 2: is like standing there around the breakfast table, which is normal,

673
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 2: and they see me running in and they started cheering

674
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 2: for me because They thought that I took hot eggs

675
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,359
Speaker 2: so seriously that I had kept them in the van,

676
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,879
Speaker 2: and that parking was so difficult that I was five

677
00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 2: blocks away or whatever, when really I just was bite

678
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 2: eatings scrambled eggs, Like fuck you watch this, And I'm

679
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 2: sure I had mixed a like ketchup and salt and

680
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:09,839
Speaker 2: pepper into it, that's why. So and then I show

681
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 2: up and I'm just like handing out hot eggs, and

682
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 2: the Lime producers like, great job, and like the Adult

683
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 2: Swim execs like and like the actresses like what's happening.

684
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,799
Speaker 2: We don't know, we get treated different. And I'm like, oh,

685
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 2: I'm just bringing the eggs. But they were cheering for

686
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 2: me because they were like steaming hot. I totally got

687
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 2: away with it. For the next two weeks. I was

688
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 2: everybody's favorite PA on set because everybody's like, he goes

689
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 2: the extra distance. Well, they didn't know I was flop

690
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 2: sweat running like one hundred and fifty chicken eggs. It

691
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 2: was like the most stressful and then jubilant moment of

692
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:42,840
Speaker 2: my early TV career.

693
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,439
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love that story. I had never

694
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:46,839
Speaker 1: heard that story at all.

695
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 2: Well, it was that shoot, it same thing happened. I

696
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 2: might have mentioned a long time ago on the pod

697
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 2: the same thing happened with they didn't hire an EMT.

698
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 2: They didn't have an on set manage, so somebody had

699
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 2: like a really not like blister or something, and we

700
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 2: didn't have a first aid box, and I got yelled

701
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 2: at for not having purchased a first aid kit, and

702
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 2: I'm like, gosh, I'm an office pan office just got

703
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 2: dump though sweat. Anyways, the show didn't get picked up,

704
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,240
Speaker 2: but the eggs were delicious.

705
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: Also, I have never, in my entire fourteen years of

706
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: living in New York City eating bacon, egg and cheeses

707
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 1: from Delis probably four times a week, have never heard

708
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,240
Speaker 1: where it's the eggs are separate.

709
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 2: It was all separate. It was like here the English muffins,

710
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 2: here's a thing of bacon, here's but I just was

711
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,959
Speaker 2: like I saw the eggs and thought that I won't

712
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 2: say her name, but I remember it very clearly. I

713
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 2: thought it was like, oh, look at you, Scott. You

714
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 2: sided with the crew and not me, who we've been

715
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 2: hanging in the office for two weeks thick. It was

716
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 2: my own ignorance that I was like, wait a second,

717
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 2: it was all separated. The wrap. Things were just che

718
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 2: and bread.

719
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's crazy. All right, I'll give us one

720
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 1: to get us into a break break. This is crazy.

721
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 1: I can't wait for people to see this. Uh, the

722
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 1: baseball twins who aren't related, identical players with the exact

723
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 1: same name, exact same job, and who will look exactly

724
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 1: the same take DNA test.

725
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,959
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Well that's cool.

726
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: This is fascinating. Right when we come back with.

727
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 2: More sounds good to me. Chose news.

728
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Speaker 1: From all the way around.

729
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Speaker 4: The folks, we are backs.

730
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 1: Got you got any shout out?

731
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 2: I do have a few. I don't know if I've

732
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 2: already done these. I'm looking at this. I'm recognizing these names. Hmmm,

733
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 2: let's just do them. You might be getting double shout

734
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,840
Speaker 2: outs to these people. Brion san Diego wants to shout

735
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 2: out her brother Eric for launching the Good Scare podcast.

736
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 2: Do you remember me saying that, Kurt, No, No, I

737
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 2: don't okay the Good Scare Podcast. He's a lifelong horror

738
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 2: movie buff and up an animals, so check out. If

739
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 2: you like horror movies, check out Eric's Good Scare podcast. Wait,

740
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 2: Good Scare. Speaking of podcasts, check out Kaylee Murchak's podcast.

741
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 2: It's called Snorthern s Apostrophe Northern. It's a Kayley and

742
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 2: her friend talk about different food traditions in the North

743
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 2: and the South of America, which is very fun. When

744
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 2: I moved to Atlanta, they called subway anything that was

745
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 2: a sub or a hero or whatever a subway, and

746
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 2: I was like, that is very fun. It was like

747
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 2: a Poe boy or a subway. I don't think they

748
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 2: do that anymore. Lauren Allard, who sends us a lot

749
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 2: of good stuff, wants to shout out Tess Wilde, who

750
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 2: got a job as an er nurse at a new hospital.

751
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 2: Tess wild With a name like that, there ain't nothing

752
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 2: you can't handle. Congratulations tests. And here's another one. We'll

753
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 2: go out on this one. Speaking of the medical field. KD. Camillis,

754
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:27,319
Speaker 2: I think, wants to shout out her husband, Jason or sure,

755
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 2: did I say doctor Jason Kurt because he finishes PhD.

756
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 2: And Bananas is their favorite road trip podcast, which makes

757
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 2: a lot of sense to the Banana Boys. We're a

758
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:43,319
Speaker 2: good road trip podcast. Uh So, congratulations doctor Jason. I'm

759
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 2: guessing it's Camilla's too, but maybe not so. Doctor Jason

760
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 2: do your thing, doctor phone.

761
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 1: Doctor Jason was my DJ name DJ DJ DJ doctor Jason's.

762
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Speaker 1: So this is a Yeah, this was sent in by

763
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 1: my sister, great Lady Lynn Brown Owler, one of my

764
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 1: I don't know six.

765
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 2: Sisters, ninety five step siblings.

766
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: This was on Marca M A R C A.

767
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 2: I've heard of that.

768
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:23,359
Speaker 1: It's written by Sam. That's who wrote it. Sam. Just Sam.

769
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 2: That's all you need to know. Yeah, he's like Madonna.

770
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: This is fascinating. So these guys, I will post a picture.

771
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 1: So they have red hair, they have red beards, their

772
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: faces are constructed incredibly similarly. They look pretty much like brothers,

773
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 1: if not identical twins. They both have the exact same

774
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 1: type of glasses, like they wear those like sports glasses,

775
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:55,799
Speaker 1: those black rims sports glasses. And they both happened to

776
00:41:55,880 --> 00:42:00,320
Speaker 1: be they're both six foot four. They're also both aimed

777
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 1: Brady Figel.

778
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:03,800
Speaker 2: I mean, how is this possible?

779
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 1: This is fucking crazy. They're both named Brady Figel, They're

780
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 1: both six foot four, they both wear glasses, they both

781
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 1: have red hair, they both are pitchers for minor league

782
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 1: baseball teams.

783
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 2: And they're not related.

784
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:22,320
Speaker 1: No. One is thirty two and one is twenty seven

785
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: one plays for the Long Island Ducks, while the younger,

786
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 1: younger Figel plays for the Las Vegas Aviators.

787
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 2: Cool names, both cool names. The Ducks versus the Aviators.

788
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 1: I like that now would be it would be fun

789
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 1: to see Figel versus Figel, the Brady battle. I mean,

790
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 1: like it's the Brady But yeah, the Brady bunch. You

791
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 1: got a lot of options here, why aren't we?

792
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 2: This is crazy.

793
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 1: The duo also had the exact same elbow surgery in

794
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 1: twenty fifteen.

795
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 2: Strange Tommy John surgery. I'm sure that's crazy. The pair.

796
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: Okay, so the pair of the same elbows, which was

797
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 1: also the first time they were mistaken for each other.

798
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 1: The surgery, coincidentally, of course, was performed by the same doctor.

799
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: Uh what, yes, I was probably quote, I was probably

800
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 1: six or seven months out of surgery, and their office

801
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,800
Speaker 1: called our trainer and said, hey, when's Brady reporting for surgery?

802
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 1: Is he getting down here tomorrow? The younger Fightle said

803
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:22,360
Speaker 1: to the Clarion Ledger, he was like, he had it

804
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: six months ago, what are you talking about. That's how

805
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:28,400
Speaker 1: I found out there was two of us. The pair

806
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 1: was mistaken for another one again in twenty seventeen, when

807
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:34,240
Speaker 1: the University of Missouri's baseball team tagged the wrong Figle

808
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 1: on Twitter. I would that's understandable.

809
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 2: It happens all the time.

810
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 1: They are doppelgangers with the exact same name. Were both

811
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,879
Speaker 1: pitchers in the minor league.

812
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:46,760
Speaker 2: How was this pustle?

813
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: It's crazy, man. So then finally they took a DNA

814
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:57,439
Speaker 1: test and there is absolutely no biological connection. What yes,

815
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 1: they're just it's just Dan. Honestly, it is the best

816
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 1: evidence I've seen for we are in a simulation. Ah yeah, it.

817
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 2: Is startling when that happens. But man, no connection, even

818
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,360
Speaker 2: with the last name. You would think they were like

819
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 2: fourth cousins or something.

820
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I mean, it's it's it's confounding on all levels.

821
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 1: But yeah, this guy, there's just a copy of this

822
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 1: guy who lives his exact same life.

823
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is totally insane because I just looked at

824
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 2: a photo of them as you were doing this, and

825
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 2: they do look remarkably similar.

826
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 1: They look remarkably it's similar.

827
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 2: I'm stunned. Yeah, I had. I was on the f

828
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 2: train once, I was on the subway to earbuds in

829
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:48,720
Speaker 2: and this this older gentleman pulls on my my elbow

830
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 2: and I like, pull out. This is a nice older couple.

831
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:54,360
Speaker 2: And he goes, hey, you know who you favor? I

832
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 2: go who? He goes John Elway and I was like

833
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 2: oh really, and I was like thanks, and like put

834
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 2: the earbudte and I'm like, man, to tell a stranger

835
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 2: they look like John Elway is not a compliment, that

836
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 2: is like, it was not. I was like, yeah, I

837
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,399
Speaker 2: guess I am white and I have gigantic teeth. I'll

838
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 2: go old.

839
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 1: God, Yeah, that is so crazy to say to somebody.

840
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:20,320
Speaker 1: I just looked up Johnna a stranger that first him

841
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 1: looks like a horse jumped inside his mouth.

842
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 2: Correct, he has some serious chompers. And not that I

843
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 2: don't have big teeth, but I don't. You don't have

844
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 2: teeth people, No, nobody's ever said that to me before

845
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 2: or after. But I was like, thank you, sir, thank you.

846
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 1: Excuse me, stranger, can you take your ear butts out

847
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:39,760
Speaker 1: for a second.

848
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:40,720
Speaker 2: You know who you favor?

849
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 1: A big old piece of shit? What a sick bird?

850
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 2: What a sick bird?

851
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 1: For no reason?

852
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 2: Hey, what's up, pumpkinhead? Just want to tell you that bye,

853
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:57,279
Speaker 2: I mean it was very funny. Wow, that's so.

854
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 1: Crazy, man, I know it's really crazy. I mean it's

855
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:02,280
Speaker 1: all usual, but you'll see. You'll see on the Instagram.

856
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,879
Speaker 1: Go to Instagram. Check it out and send us some

857
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,319
Speaker 1: strange news stories of your own. Scotty, give us one

858
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 1: to send us home.

859
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,880
Speaker 2: Baby, Man, I feel like I've mentioned New York a

860
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,720
Speaker 2: couple times, so I'm gonna do a New York story

861
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:16,880
Speaker 2: that I know you will enjoy. Yes, this is a

862
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 2: I can't believe you didn't achieve this. Actually when we

863
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 2: first met, Jen Barbosa sent it in. Thank you Jen.

864
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 2: I think Jen sent us a few good stories over

865
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,840
Speaker 2: the years. Thank you Jen. This was in c NBC,

866
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 2: so you know it's real and it's written by the

867
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 2: best in the business. This guy is our woman or them?

868
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 2: Are they? Or who knows? Mickey Toady Walla? Yes you know,

869
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 2: Mickey Tody Walla?

870
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?

871
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 2: Me?

872
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 1: You Toty Waller?

873
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 2: Whoever marries Tody Waller and it takes that last name

874
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:54,360
Speaker 2: if they choose to strong last name. Tody Walla, twenty

875
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 2: seven year old pays eighteen hundred dollars a month to

876
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 2: live in an old NYC laundromat quote I knew true

877
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,720
Speaker 2: community as a child, and I know it again now.

878
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 1: Wow.

879
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:12,359
Speaker 2: So this person pays uh basically took over an old

880
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 2: laundromat in Queen's It's really neat. So while Sampson dolls

881
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,839
Speaker 2: ex girlfriend thought the old laundromat he was considering as

882
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 2: a potential new apartment was disgusting, ex girlfriend is the

883
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 2: key phrase there. He saw potential as a great live

884
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,799
Speaker 2: work space and moved in a month later. Quote. I

885
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 2: don't think a space needs to be a perfect representation

886
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,840
Speaker 2: of what we hope a simple mind looks like Daltel CNBC.

887
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 2: I think a space should be an imperfect representation of

888
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 2: people who are in it at that moment in their lives.

889
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 2: The twenty seven year old production designer is no stranger

890
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 2: of living in commercial spaces. He used to live in

891
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 2: a warehouse in Chicago, so he knew going into the

892
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 2: apartment hunt that he wanted to repeat that experience. I

893
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 2: feel like, he says, quote, I like the freedom of

894
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 2: a commercial space, even even though there are definitely fewer

895
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:05,359
Speaker 2: tenants rights. He said, something feels more ethical about moving

896
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 2: into a vacant storefront that has been empty for years

897
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 2: than taking up an apartment in some residential neighborhood that

898
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 2: you're not familiar with. I hear that. I agree, Yeah,

899
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,839
Speaker 2: Oh so this apartment is so dope for New York.

900
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:20,720
Speaker 2: It's ground floor, it's a corner. It's in Masbeth, Queens,

901
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 2: and it was a laundromat that they took all the

902
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 2: machines out of and now he just set it up

903
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:27,800
Speaker 2: as this really cool apartment.

904
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:29,399
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's awesome.

905
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:32,959
Speaker 2: Like like, oh, it's so awesome, and it's funny because

906
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 2: he kind of is like, oh, won't do this forever.

907
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 2: So Dahl found the former laundromat in Massbeth, Queens in

908
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 2: an online forum in twenty nineteen. A former tenant at

909
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 2: a small kitchen that gives Dall enough space to have

910
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 2: a sink, stovetop and toast driven, which is fine in

911
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:50,240
Speaker 2: New York. Yeah, rarely are home for food. You're always

912
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 2: out on the streets. One time, you, Kristin and I

913
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 2: we were in I think we're in Scotland and somebody's like,

914
00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 2: you guys are from Brooklyn and you were Christmas, Like,

915
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 2: how do you know? He goes, you're all wearing book

916
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:03,919
Speaker 2: bags and we all looked at each other. We all

917
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 2: had backpacks, so all three of us, and we were like, yeah,

918
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 2: we're used to leaving home with everything. The laundromat hadn't

919
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,719
Speaker 2: been in working order since two thousand and five. When

920
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 2: he first moved in. Rent was seventeen hundred and fifty

921
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 2: dollars a month, which is preposterous for New York. Rent

922
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 2: preposterously cheap with an eight hundred and seventy five dollars

923
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 2: security deposit. In twenty one, his rent did go up

924
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,720
Speaker 2: to eighteen fifty and on average he pays one hundred

925
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 2: and twenty dollars for electric and sixty for internet, so

926
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 2: again under two grand to live in your own space

927
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 2: in New York City. I'll jump to some of the

928
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:45,319
Speaker 2: other details. And also he has a production designer, meaning

929
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 2: he's good at setting up sets and designing, so he

930
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 2: can do a lot with that empty space. I really

931
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,879
Speaker 2: love this idea. Oh. The twenty seven year old grew

932
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 2: up on a commune in Texas that he described as

933
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 2: quote not a cult, but a nonprofit humanitarian organization that

934
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 2: did disaster relief and homeless outreach. Wow, sounds pretty positive.

935
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 2: Sounds like a pretty interesting guy. People are looking out

936
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 2: for me. More than I was looking out for myself.

937
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:13,439
Speaker 2: And that's the sign of a true community. I knew

938
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 2: true community as a child, and now I know it again,

939
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 2: he says. And although Doll loves the space he created, again,

940
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 2: I cannot believe you didn't live in like in abandoned

941
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 2: laundromat when we became buddies. He has a songwriting and

942
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:33,879
Speaker 2: organ an organ station like pipe organ station. What he says.

943
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 2: He only lives there because it's what he can afford

944
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 2: right now, but he hopes to move out and continue

945
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 2: in a collaborative studio space. Hey buddy, don't move out.

946
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 2: This is as good as it gets to New York City.

947
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 2: Just make this space incredible, and he ends on this

948
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 2: little paragraph. Living in a storefront has taught me resourcefulness

949
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 2: in a way that I've never known before. I really

950
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,799
Speaker 2: can't be too picky about what comes my way. I

951
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:59,799
Speaker 2: just have to make the best of it. And that's

952
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 2: the greatest skill I could ask for. It's nothing I

953
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 2: couldn't teach myself. It's something that you can only learn

954
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 2: from life. And that's really in line with the life

955
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,319
Speaker 2: philosophy that I have.

956
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 1: Oh interesting, I don't understand what the community part is

957
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: what's the community part is just like it's just like Florida,

958
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,840
Speaker 1: ceiling glass windows that everybody can see into his business.

959
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 2: Or he put a fridge and a communal swing outside

960
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:30,320
Speaker 2: of the store, okay, which you know, well sounds cool. Okay, yeah,

961
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:34,759
Speaker 2: it's not the worst. He said he was mugged in

962
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 2: the neighborhood a couple of months ago. Which I never

963
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 2: never got mugged in New York, right, I never had

964
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 2: a single thing, like.

965
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,360
Speaker 1: Not in New York. No, Baltimore, yeah, but not in

966
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 1: New York. Yeah, I remember, so. I remember. Our buddy

967
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 1: Carl was the super for a building in Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Yeah,

968
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 1: right near the Manhattan Bridge, right like right at the

969
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 1: entrance to the Manhattan Bridge.

970
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 2: Yes, Tillery Street, Yeah, the.

971
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:04,000
Speaker 1: Tillery Street one.

972
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 2: Did you ever live there? No? Bryce did? Yeah, No,

973
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 2: I never lived there. Okay.

974
00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 1: And when I was going through my like rum spring

975
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 1: of time and I didn't have a place to live,

976
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:18,400
Speaker 1: I'd lived for a month in Damien's house and a

977
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 1: tent in his in his living room.

978
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, an actual tent in a friend's living room, like

979
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 2: a camping tent. Kurt lived in a camping tent on

980
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:29,760
Speaker 2: an air mattress, right, yeah, okay, so pretty classic.

981
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:34,759
Speaker 1: And then uh we extended for another month, and so

982
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 1: I was like, I need another place to live. And

983
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:41,400
Speaker 1: Carl was like, well, there's these uh there's a startup

984
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:45,360
Speaker 1: that's uh across the hall from me, and they're uh,

985
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 1: they're they're they're they're gone for a month, So why

986
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: don't you just live in there?

987
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:52,760
Speaker 2: I remember we used it as an editing suite sometimes

988
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 2: you would.

989
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:55,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was like a I don't know what

990
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,719
Speaker 1: it was, was some sort of new media company, but

991
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:01,320
Speaker 1: it was just a space and a building. It was unheated.

992
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,360
Speaker 2: It was February, it was unheated.

993
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 1: It was a very cold February in New York, so

994
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 1: it was probably like ten degrees outside, so inside it

995
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 1: was probably thirties the thirties, and I just had a

996
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 1: couple space heaters and a mattress on the ground in

997
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:19,920
Speaker 1: an office. I'm like, I'm just essentially like in a

998
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 1: very small office. And and then I would just like

999
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,880
Speaker 1: come home drunk and like turn the space heaters on

1000
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 1: and then like curl up on the ground.

1001
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:31,880
Speaker 2: Oh and then that is a true nay deer in life.

1002
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 2: You were at a low point. I hope. As you

1003
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:40,280
Speaker 2: stand and podcast in your separate garage, you're detached garage,

1004
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 2: you realize how far you've come.

1005
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 1: I really have. And I always wonder I was.

1006
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 2: I was.

1007
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:47,920
Speaker 1: I always think about when I was single. I was like,

1008
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:50,720
Speaker 1: I was making so much less money, but I always

1009
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 1: had money, Like how is that possible? Because like now

1010
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 1: I make more money, but I have no money because

1011
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 1: I have a family. And I was just like, oh, right,

1012
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 1: Because as I was squatting in an abandoned office building,

1013
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:09,319
Speaker 1: it is Brooklyn with no heat. That's how I was

1014
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:13,320
Speaker 1: able to scooch through and have dinner out a lot.

1015
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:19,239
Speaker 2: What a true king, What a little lord, little lord

1016
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:24,360
Speaker 2: foult LaRoy, just live with the aristocracy life one window

1017
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:25,920
Speaker 2: away from being unhoused.

1018
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 1: This was a good life, was a good life. Well

1019
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 1: he was the Yep, we did it, Scottie.

1020
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:35,440
Speaker 2: We did I will report back from Marti Graff. I

1021
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:36,160
Speaker 2: survive it.

1022
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 1: Oh I'm so excited for you, dude.

1023
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, next time you see my zoom face, it'll be

1024
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:44,560
Speaker 2: twice as big from sodium and alcohol. So forgive me

1025
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:45,720
Speaker 2: in advance.

1026
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:46,440
Speaker 1: All right, I will.

1027
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:50,360
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1028
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:53,280
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1029
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1030
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1031
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1032
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Speaker 1: thank you to our real human intern Lisa Maggott, and

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