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Speaker 1: Then jubil show on demand, call us up right now

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Speaker 1: eight at eight three four three one six one eight

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Speaker 1: eight eight three four three one oh six one. What

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Speaker 1: do you think that the universe needs to hear? It's

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Speaker 1: I don't know who needs to hear this, but and

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Speaker 1: we got this text in at four one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: It says, I don't know who needs to hear this,

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Speaker 1: but check for TP before you commit. That is very

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Speaker 1: good advice. Make sure there's toilet paper before you're all done.

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Speaker 1: And then you go, oh, wait, what do I do? Now?

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Speaker 1: I'm in this huge work bathroom, there's four stalls, nobody's

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Speaker 1: how to get out of this situation? Does anybody not

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Speaker 1: check before they go that? This happened to me so

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Speaker 1: many times, and I don't know what to do in

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Speaker 1: that situation. Like sometimes, so you'll kind of get up

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Speaker 1: and you know, lift your pants up a little bit

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Speaker 1: and do that weird awkward walk. There's that weird walk

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Speaker 1: that you do. It's kind of like because you don't want,

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Speaker 1: you know, you don't want your cheeks to make contact

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Speaker 1: with the other cheeks out of his chair right now,

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Speaker 1: and so you do this little wattle over to the

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Speaker 1: next all and hopefully there's something there and then you

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Speaker 1: use that stuff. But no matter what, for the rest

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Speaker 1: of the day, it's just you should really just go home,

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Speaker 1: call in six and shower and not go out of

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Speaker 1: the house the rest to day. After that happens, call

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Speaker 1: us up. Eight to eight three four three one six

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Speaker 1: It's a jewel show and it's I don't know who

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Speaker 1: needs to hear this. But the segment where we say

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Speaker 1: I don't know who needs to hear this, then we

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Speaker 1: say butt and tell everybody exactly what we think they

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Speaker 1: should hear. Hey, Glenn, Yeah, yep, Glenn, what do you

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Speaker 1: think the world should hear? Man? I don't know if

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Speaker 1: needs to hear this, but stop wearing your mask when

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Speaker 1: you're driving alone in your car. I've always wondered that

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Speaker 1: you see them in there. I wonder did they forget

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Speaker 1: yea that they have an ask on because I've done that,

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Speaker 1: or did they fart and they're just like whatever, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna throw a mask on. Glenn. Thank you for calling.

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Speaker 1: Eight to eight three four three one six one eighty

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Speaker 1: eight three four three one oh six one. I don't

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Speaker 1: know who needs to hear this, but hey, Zach, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what do you think that everybody needs to hear this morning?

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Speaker 1: I think everybody needs to hear that lapping a baby

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Speaker 1: on board sticks on your car in the to make

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Speaker 1: everybody around your drive things. I don't know who heeds

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Speaker 1: hear this, but those baby on board stickers don't work.

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Speaker 1: And that's exactly right, Zach. And I've known people that

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Speaker 1: have actually admitted that they've put that on their car

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Speaker 1: when they didn't have a kid, just because they think

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Speaker 1: people are going to like let them merge or they're

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Speaker 1: not gonna get pulled over in the HOV lane. That

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Speaker 1: might actually work. That is a good idea. That might

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Speaker 1: be the one time the baby on board sticker does work. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I don't think boards at all. Thanks for your call, Zach.

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Speaker 1: Call it's eight at eight three three one six one

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Speaker 1: eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who needs to hear this, but the

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Speaker 1: segment where we say I don't know who he needs

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Speaker 1: to hear this, and then throw our butt on it

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Speaker 1: and tell everybody exactly what we think they need to hear. Hey, Jason,

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Speaker 1: like more than a friend, though, like more than a friend. Jason,

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Speaker 1: come down here, yeah, get over here. But I'm a

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Speaker 1: door dasher full time of love doing it, love, taking

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Speaker 1: care of people and get the holidays did and don't

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Speaker 1: forget and take care of your drivers. Okay, there you go. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And it sounds Jason, you sound like a doordasher who

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Speaker 1: takes it seriously. And I appreciate that because some doordashers,

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Speaker 1: man like, there are good doordashers, and then there are

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Speaker 1: doordashers who are not good, and there's some doordashers will

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Speaker 1: steal your food. So we've had our food stolen a

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Speaker 1: few times. How much is a good tip, would you say,

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Speaker 1: like in a normal order if you're at a restaurant.

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Speaker 1: So I'm thinking, you know, if it's a good sized order,

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Speaker 1: if I got to drive five or six miles, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I do five bucks very much every single time. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I think you should always tip service staff like that.

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Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, we go to a restaurant and you're

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Speaker 1: ordering to go or take out. Because I worked in

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Speaker 1: restaurants most of my life. I used to do to

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Speaker 1: go a lot, right, and people wouldn't tip the to

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Speaker 1: go person, but I still had to do everything a

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Speaker 1: server would do, right, get it already, make sure it's

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Speaker 1: all good, do the customer service stuff. Maybe not the

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Speaker 1: same as a serve. Right didn't have to keep waiting

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Speaker 1: on you, but people would not tip. Yeah, the to

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Speaker 1: go people tip the to go people. Yeah, yes. I

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Speaker 1: used to have to do with the olive Garden and

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Speaker 1: figure out a way to get around the system so

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Speaker 1: that they were jack alive Garden for the money. Well,

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Speaker 1: if you order soup and salad at artive Garden used

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Speaker 1: to be used to be this way at least, and

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Speaker 1: you get somebody to pay in cash, then you know

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Speaker 1: how much the total is, so you can just give

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Speaker 1: them change and then pocket the cash you don't put

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Speaker 1: in the system. And because you get that ready yourself,

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Speaker 1: they don't even know. So if you don't tip the

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Speaker 1: takeout person, they will resort to a life of crime,

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Speaker 1: is what I'm saying. That happens because that's your fault.

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Speaker 1: Calls up eight eight three four three one six one

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Speaker 1: eight eight three four three one oh six one what

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Speaker 1: is your I don't know who needs to hear this,

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Speaker 1: butts Hey, Robert, what is your I don't know who

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Speaker 1: needs to hear this? But what's good was good? Hey,

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Speaker 1: I was just saying nothing to cash. Watch this, Robert,

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Speaker 1: I had to dump your phone call. Um. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if it's even caught up right now because I

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Speaker 1: can't tell because I'm not listening to the show. I'm

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Speaker 1: doing the show. But Robert cussed. That's all. Boo Robert

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Speaker 1: for that in your car. Boo Robert boo. And so

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Speaker 1: you didn't hear maybe what Robert said because I had

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Speaker 1: to hit the dump button on the radio or f

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Speaker 1: either one. He said both. Oh well you know what?

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Speaker 1: Did you hang up on him? No, he's still there, okay, Robert, Yo,

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Speaker 1: I'm here. Yeah twice, So I had to dump what

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Speaker 1: you said. I don't know if people heard you say it.

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Speaker 1: Just say it one more time, just without the cussing

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Speaker 1: on it, and then people will hear what you had

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Speaker 1: to say, Robert, because I want your voice to be heard.

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Speaker 1: Got you, I got you, I got you. People out there,

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Speaker 1: you need to hear that. Russell Wilson is doing trash

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Speaker 1: in Denver. The only thing that he brought good to

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Speaker 1: Denver was his chick. Yeah, thank you? All right, now,

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Speaker 1: I'm glad people heard that. The Jebel Show on demand,