1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:03,200 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:06,160 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and 3 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,920 Speaker 1: the subject is I went to her house to get 4 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:13,399 Speaker 1: my husband. Okay, but not really self explained. Still not, 5 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:18,320 Speaker 1: but we will get into it and find out a 6 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:25,239 Speaker 1: little more about that. Anyway, that's coming up because right 7 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:29,080 Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. Nephew, 8 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 1: what you got for us? 9 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:39,280 Speaker 2: Fairly? I got love, etcetera, Love, etcetera, Yeah, etc, Love, etcetera. 10 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:40,239 Speaker 2: Can't dog give you? 11 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:40,640 Speaker 3: Would? 12 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:42,000 Speaker 4: Hello? 13 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:44,160 Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to reach out Kaylin, Kaylen. 14 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,320 Speaker 4: Oh no, she's not here right now. Who's speaking? 15 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:50,040 Speaker 3: This is doctor Albert Listen, I was giving a call. 16 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:53,120 Speaker 3: Are you able to leave a message for for me? Yeah? Yeah? Okay? 17 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:55,120 Speaker 3: Would you let her know her sessions will be on 18 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:57,560 Speaker 3: Wednesdays at seven thirty sessions? 19 00:00:58,280 --> 00:00:59,400 Speaker 4: What session are you talking about? 20 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 3: Session? Well, actually she signed up for class, an eight 21 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,479 Speaker 3: week class and it's every Wednesday night at seven point thirty. 22 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:09,240 Speaker 4: Okay, what classes are you talking about? What kind of class? 23 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:13,360 Speaker 3: This is? Love et cetera. Have you heard of us? No? Okay, well, 24 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,120 Speaker 3: let me kind of give you a little briefing here. 25 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:18,080 Speaker 3: Caitlyn actually came in and filled out to take some 26 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:22,199 Speaker 3: classes and we're love etcetera. So we teach different things. 27 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:24,720 Speaker 4: What is it like a seminar or something. 28 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 3: Well, we teach poor play, intimacy, sensual massages and things 29 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:32,240 Speaker 3: like that. And she I was actually here when she 30 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:34,520 Speaker 3: came and filled out the paperwork. She said she wanted 31 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 3: to screwce up her love life with her husband. Are 32 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:38,840 Speaker 3: you her husband? 33 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, I'm a husband. But what I'm saying is 34 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 4: is this like a joint thing. Am I supposed to 35 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:44,759 Speaker 4: be there or something? No? 36 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, this is actually her wanting to actually, 37 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 3: if you don't know about it, I'm assuming she wants 38 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,240 Speaker 3: to surprise you and show you some different things when 39 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 3: she finishes her sessions. 40 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:58,960 Speaker 4: So did when did she come in? Like she came in? 41 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,680 Speaker 4: Where are y'all locate? First of all? 42 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:02,840 Speaker 3: Okay, Well, she actually came in a couple of weeks 43 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:05,040 Speaker 3: ago and she filled out the paperwork. We're in the 44 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 3: downtown area. She filled it out. She said she was 45 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,920 Speaker 3: very excited. She wanted to do some different things for 46 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:12,320 Speaker 3: her husband. We just asked her. She gets here a 47 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:15,200 Speaker 3: little earlier, probably fifteen minutes earlier. So she can shower 48 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 3: and put a robe on and then we can we 49 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:20,079 Speaker 3: can start class. Who whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. 50 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,480 Speaker 4: Shower, shower and rolls. What's that? What's that for? 51 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,400 Speaker 3: You're not upset about this, are you? Now? 52 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,239 Speaker 4: I mean, I ain't got no problem with you know us, 53 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,160 Speaker 4: we mean we know. I mean we married a couple, 54 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:29,840 Speaker 4: you know what I mean, So you know anything, the spices, 55 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,079 Speaker 4: the spice of the marriage. But you know, as far 56 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:34,320 Speaker 4: as me not being involved in her going out to 57 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,640 Speaker 4: barn so and you're talking about taking the bath and 58 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:38,680 Speaker 4: robe and all this other stuff. Man, she don't need 59 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,440 Speaker 4: to be there for no for no mess like that. 60 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,960 Speaker 3: Man. Well, no, no, sir, it's nothing like that. I mean, 61 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,960 Speaker 3: it's it's it's basically a class where people get in 62 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 3: touch with their with their sensitive side and you get 63 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:51,160 Speaker 3: to actually, you know, you learn about four play what 64 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 3: what takes you're. 65 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:53,519 Speaker 4: Talking about eight weeks? 66 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:58,640 Speaker 3: Though? Eight weeks? Eight weeks like that? You must even 67 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 3: eight weeks not much. It's only one night a week, 68 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 3: it's only on Wednesday, so really only have eight sessions 69 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,000 Speaker 3: eight sessions exactly. 70 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,160 Speaker 4: Okay, So why why did she have to have a 71 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:09,960 Speaker 4: robe though, I mean, why is he not watch he 72 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 4: does not showing up at the work or whatever. 73 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 3: Well, you have to bring your rope, sir. Everyone showers 74 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,520 Speaker 3: and then they put their robe on and we we 75 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:19,840 Speaker 3: actually coached them through. Here's how fourth play goes. Here's 76 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,960 Speaker 3: the intimacy, here's sensual massaging. 77 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 4: No no, no, no, fan you get you're getting it twisday. 78 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:28,120 Speaker 4: What I'm asking you is you you You're really not 79 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:30,920 Speaker 4: explaining yourself with enough like what do y'all do? Like 80 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:33,640 Speaker 4: understand the class? Like a classroom said. If I'm in 81 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:36,880 Speaker 4: the class, I'm taking the class. There's nobody touching me. 82 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 4: Ain't no, ain't no cold coming off, ain't nobody taking 83 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:42,000 Speaker 4: no group showers, caring on what you got. 84 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:46,600 Speaker 3: You nothing, nothing like that at all. But we do 85 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,600 Speaker 3: come in contact with our sensual side. Now she will 86 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 3: have a partner in class. She'll deal with that one partner. 87 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:57,320 Speaker 3: It's not until the fourth session that we really get 88 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,120 Speaker 3: into some strong physical contacts. 89 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,800 Speaker 4: Man, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? 90 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:03,840 Speaker 4: You're talking about a partner or like you're talking about 91 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:05,760 Speaker 4: another woman like some of my teammate or something. What 92 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:07,160 Speaker 4: you're talking about? You call out another dude. 93 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,040 Speaker 3: Everyone has opposite sex partner. 94 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:11,000 Speaker 4: Then you got to be out your mind, sir. I 95 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,840 Speaker 4: don't even believe you called. Why are you even why 96 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 4: are you even calling me with this right here? 97 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:18,479 Speaker 3: And you have to understand, I wasn't calling you. I 98 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:19,480 Speaker 3: was trying to reach miss Kaylen. 99 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:21,560 Speaker 4: I don't care. Who are you trying to reach? Man. 100 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:24,680 Speaker 4: You called in my house talking about my wife on 101 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:27,320 Speaker 4: some robe and some partners. And it don't get physical 102 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:29,120 Speaker 4: to the fourth session of carrying. Ain't gonna be no 103 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,360 Speaker 4: physical at all, sir. 104 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:32,560 Speaker 3: Basically, your wife is trying to surprise you with a 105 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:33,000 Speaker 3: good thing. 106 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,520 Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, hold on you just hold on. 107 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:37,080 Speaker 4: I'm gonna get this straightened out real quick. 108 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,560 Speaker 3: Hold on, wait wait, wait, wait, what are you what 109 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:39,039 Speaker 3: are you doing? 110 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,080 Speaker 4: I'm gonna call my wife. That's what I'm not say. 111 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,000 Speaker 3: Okay, what you don't understand She's trying to It's not 112 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:43,680 Speaker 3: good for you to call. 113 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,120 Speaker 4: She wants to surprise you my wife. You let me 114 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:47,720 Speaker 4: hand on my wife the way I want to handle it. 115 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:51,600 Speaker 4: You hold on, hold on stately, this drew. You called 116 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,600 Speaker 4: me back when you get this message. Called me back 117 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:54,720 Speaker 4: at the house as soon as you. 118 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:59,159 Speaker 3: Get this her. Hello, Yeah, sir, she wants to surprise you. 119 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:02,320 Speaker 4: Well you we got surprised already, all right. The first 120 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:03,920 Speaker 4: of all, she ain't gonna be coming down to y'all 121 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:07,440 Speaker 4: little sessions. And where do y'all say, y'all do located 122 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:07,919 Speaker 4: that again? 123 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:10,160 Speaker 3: We love etcetera? Is there in the downtown area? 124 00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:12,400 Speaker 4: How much this thing folds? The cost anyway? 125 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,160 Speaker 3: Well, like I said, she signed up for eight sessions. 126 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 3: It's uh one session per week. It's one hundred dollars 127 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 3: these sessions. She's already paid the eight hundred dollars, sir. 128 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:23,280 Speaker 3: She to pay what she's paid in full to do 129 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:24,120 Speaker 3: all eight sessions. 130 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,360 Speaker 4: Man, I know what else she ain't paid, No eight 131 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:27,159 Speaker 4: hundred dollars. 132 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,440 Speaker 3: Of y'all she's starting this coming winning. She won't be there. 133 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:31,480 Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you that right now. And if you 134 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:33,200 Speaker 4: if you got any of that money, you got any 135 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,159 Speaker 4: of my money down there, you got to be coming 136 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:35,680 Speaker 4: back with it. 137 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,479 Speaker 3: I'm I'm sorry. 138 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:40,600 Speaker 4: Downtown, y'all Downtown. I work downtown. So guess what I 139 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:42,960 Speaker 4: will be there tomorrow to get my money. 140 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:46,120 Speaker 3: You love Etcetera is non refundable. When people sign up 141 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:48,320 Speaker 3: for these class you can't change your mind like that. 142 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:51,679 Speaker 4: Look, man, that's paperwork. Don't don't tell me about what's 143 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:55,000 Speaker 4: not refundable, what's refundable, what's not refundable, it's not sure what. 144 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,520 Speaker 4: I'm have my money back right in miaim. 145 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,240 Speaker 3: Ris with it? Make it? Would you feel a little 146 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,680 Speaker 3: bit more comfortable? I was her partner doing the sessions. 147 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:02,760 Speaker 4: Are you married, sir? 148 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 3: Yes? 149 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,719 Speaker 4: I am? You are? Okay, so let me have a 150 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:07,080 Speaker 4: session with your wife. I do, or ye with your wife? 151 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:09,960 Speaker 3: My wife. My wife works for other men in the 152 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:11,760 Speaker 3: sessions that nobles find. 153 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,159 Speaker 4: So I'm gonna go there and knock get your wife 154 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:15,119 Speaker 4: down for amout a good you know ye or whatever, 155 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:16,359 Speaker 4: and then we're gonna see how you like. 156 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:18,600 Speaker 3: Sir, sir, I'm not gonna go back and forth. 157 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:20,840 Speaker 4: We ain't gonna back before. I'm gonna come down there. 158 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,680 Speaker 4: I'm gonna get my mother back, and I'm gonna go 159 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:24,760 Speaker 4: on forward with my with my business. And then don't 160 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,120 Speaker 4: call it house no more. Don't let all wife take 161 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,320 Speaker 4: a name off the little ledgend or whatever. Ain't gonna 162 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 4: being no classes player. 163 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:32,840 Speaker 3: We're nine refundable. 164 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:35,000 Speaker 4: I keep telling you that, man, who do you think 165 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:35,440 Speaker 4: you wising? 166 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:38,120 Speaker 3: Your voice said sir, I'm talking to you. I keep 167 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,560 Speaker 3: telling you we're non refundable. 168 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,560 Speaker 4: Don't tell me it's not refundable. Did she go to 169 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:45,200 Speaker 4: any sessions yet? No, she has not right, he didn't 170 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:45,960 Speaker 4: use the service there? 171 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:48,120 Speaker 3: Right, But we've already partnered her up. We already have 172 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:48,880 Speaker 3: a partner for her. 173 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,760 Speaker 4: Can't know about that partner. Let the partner use your wife? 174 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:52,360 Speaker 4: How about dad? 175 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:54,560 Speaker 3: Hey, sir, coup bringing my wife. 176 00:06:54,279 --> 00:06:56,400 Speaker 4: Into Bring my wife into what. I'm gonna bring your 177 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:57,080 Speaker 4: wife into what. 178 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,400 Speaker 3: Maybe the problem is you. Maybe you're not doing what 179 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:00,640 Speaker 3: you need to be doing that law. 180 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:04,520 Speaker 4: I think you're talking to come to get in tomorrow. 181 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,279 Speaker 4: Come give him up money. You better have my money. 182 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:08,840 Speaker 4: It's gonna be your please. 183 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:10,440 Speaker 3: What am I supposed to tell? 184 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:14,880 Speaker 4: I don't know about it. He's gonna get in kick two. 185 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:16,680 Speaker 3: Do you know who her partner is? 186 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,120 Speaker 4: Part I'm the only partner she got. 187 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:22,080 Speaker 3: We partnered her up with nephew Tommy from the Steve 188 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:25,360 Speaker 3: Harvey Morning Show. Man. 189 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:32,840 Speaker 4: Y'all, y'all, y'all play man, that's funny man, Tommy Tommy 190 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,480 Speaker 4: is this time? Is this? Timmy does nephew timing this time? 191 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:35,640 Speaker 3: Me? 192 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:39,800 Speaker 4: Look, somebody want you up? Man, y'all playing, y'all playing 193 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:44,960 Speaker 4: tyy too much. Man, we got hey, that's that's wrong. Man. 194 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:49,400 Speaker 3: You gotta ask you. Come on, Joe, talk to me. 195 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:51,200 Speaker 3: What's the baddest radio show in the lab? 196 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:53,240 Speaker 4: Man, Steve Robby Morning so bad? 197 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:56,160 Speaker 2: Now you have it? Come on, come on, come on, 198 00:07:56,280 --> 00:08:00,280 Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen bringing Timmy. When's the power and House party? 199 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:03,120 Speaker 2: Comedy Jam September twenty eight is going down. Tickets are 200 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:06,200 Speaker 2: on sale right now. That is in Columbia, South Cakilaki. 201 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:10,680 Speaker 2: That's South Carolina State fair Grounds. Tickets on seal right now. 202 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:16,800 Speaker 2: I will be with the ladies. 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When y'all 212 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:49,080 Speaker 2: one Mike Comedy Club, I believe that is Mike Epps 213 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:52,760 Speaker 2: Comedy Club, Detroit, Michigan, November the first through the third. 214 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:57,280 Speaker 2: The nephew is in town. That's one Mike Comedy Club. 215 00:08:57,480 --> 00:09:00,360 Speaker 2: I can't forget this. Lafayette, Louisiana, and you tell me 216 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:03,400 Speaker 2: in friends at the Hyman Center. Heures, don't say a 217 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,240 Speaker 2: right now, all right now, you thank you? 218 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,880 Speaker 1: Coming up next, Strawberry Letters, subjects. I went to her 219 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:15,719 Speaker 1: house to get my husband up. Yeah, wail, that man 220 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:16,319 Speaker 1: came home. 221 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,719 Speaker 2: I could have waited till that man came home. It 222 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:19,559 Speaker 2: don't take all that. 223 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:27,200 Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Hard 224 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:27,960 Speaker 1: Morning Show