1 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,160 Speaker 1: Okay, so now it's Saturday. 2 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 2: I have a new motto and this person I took 3 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:21,880 Speaker 2: to the wedding, and I have this thing that we 4 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:24,440 Speaker 2: do that like it just comes naturally. But now it's 5 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:27,760 Speaker 2: gonna be my model. If there's a big weekend or 6 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:30,280 Speaker 2: a travel weekend, or a two day thing, or you're 7 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:32,839 Speaker 2: on vacation, you're in Vegas or somewhere, something's going on. 8 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:36,160 Speaker 2: Front loaded with a first night is where the fucking 9 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:39,360 Speaker 2: wheels come off. Because we closed the place the first night. 10 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:42,840 Speaker 2: We're definitely feeling rough around the edges. This during the 11 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,880 Speaker 2: day of the wedding, because I'm not a late sleeper. 12 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:48,080 Speaker 2: I was tired and slightly hungover and not that motivated. 13 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:53,680 Speaker 2: That being said, Saturday we didn't like drink like maniacs. 14 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:56,840 Speaker 2: We were sort of hot and dehydrated. And the boring 15 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:59,279 Speaker 2: story is we were home by like one, and we 16 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:00,880 Speaker 2: did it like we did it. We were there from 17 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:05,280 Speaker 2: four thirty to one, and Sunday we felt like not normal, 18 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 2: but like rested and not despicable and not like the 19 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,880 Speaker 2: world was coming to an end with Sunday scaries. I 20 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:12,399 Speaker 2: did get Monday scaries, but that's a separate conversation. Because 21 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:15,400 Speaker 2: it was just so exhausting and activating. But Saturday was 22 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,959 Speaker 2: the wedding. It was a four thirty wedding in this 23 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:21,400 Speaker 2: field where they had like the ceremony outside, and they 24 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:23,840 Speaker 2: had these umbrellas that looked like the umbrellas that come 25 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:25,839 Speaker 2: in your drinks, but in real life, like parasols. 26 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:26,200 Speaker 1: And it was. 27 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 2: Blazing heat and everyone was seated, and then there were 28 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,400 Speaker 2: some people standing in the back in a shady row 29 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:34,560 Speaker 2: but standing, and I'm like, I don't know how long 30 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:37,560 Speaker 2: this is gonna be and if I am standing, So 31 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:40,040 Speaker 2: I just went and took two chairs from the ceremony 32 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:41,319 Speaker 2: and put them in the back on my date and 33 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:43,400 Speaker 2: I just sat in the shade on the last row. 34 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:45,839 Speaker 1: And everyone was super jealous. So I was like shit, 35 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:46,720 Speaker 1: and my. 36 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 2: Guy was like, You're unbelievable. I'm like, I'm not gonna 37 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,480 Speaker 2: suff I'm never gonna suffer in any situation. I always 38 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:54,440 Speaker 2: gonna figure out the solution. So the ceremony was beautiful, 39 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:59,200 Speaker 2: it was reformed. The bride was like Coulture casual, if 40 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 2: that makes any sense. It's like she had a relaxed 41 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:04,440 Speaker 2: essence to her. They're an interesting couple. They're a jet 42 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 2: setting couple. They have a lot of European friends and 43 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:09,120 Speaker 2: art friends, and. 44 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 1: Just like it was. It was almost like you just 45 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:14,920 Speaker 1: like cast the wedding. They just cool people. You know, 46 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:17,000 Speaker 1: men you don't know if they're just they're gay. 47 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:20,720 Speaker 2: They're super fashionable, they're fluid like straight guys, or they 48 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:23,120 Speaker 2: get like couples where the man and the woman are 49 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,200 Speaker 2: so chic, like they look like their models in an ad. 50 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:26,720 Speaker 1: Just like a lot of interesting stuff. 51 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:30,519 Speaker 2: And then you know then Steve Cohen and his wife 52 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 2: Alex who's my friend who looked stunning, and her friends 53 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:36,080 Speaker 2: and her gaggle of crazy gays, and then you know 54 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,720 Speaker 2: she's from Puerto Rico and friends that she's not she's 55 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:43,480 Speaker 2: known from childhood. Like then there's like a Puerto Rican community, 56 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:45,240 Speaker 2: and then there's like a hedge fund community and people 57 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,960 Speaker 2: in sports and people in art, and like tell them 58 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,519 Speaker 2: it was just like a very interesting wedding because you 59 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,160 Speaker 2: just were having interesting conversations no matter where you went, 60 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 2: no matter who you talked to, and the ceremony was great, 61 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:02,680 Speaker 2: and then the cocktail hour was great too. And my 62 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,840 Speaker 2: date and I were super hot and dehydrated because we 63 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,560 Speaker 2: had party the night before and we were thinking like, 64 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:07,600 Speaker 2: are we playing straight through? 65 00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:08,400 Speaker 1: What are we doing? A wee? 66 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 2: Okay, he was like it was hot. It was hot 67 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,639 Speaker 2: inside the tent when we first walked in. And then 68 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:19,080 Speaker 2: I thought that I've chosen the right person because like 69 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,400 Speaker 2: he would have left I would never leave this wedding early. 70 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,880 Speaker 2: I'm just saying he would have left at nine o'clock 71 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,880 Speaker 2: or he would leave nine o'clock the next morning. Like 72 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,919 Speaker 2: you just have that roll with someone who's like very flexible. 73 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 2: And I'm like that too, because at a party like that, 74 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 2: there's like ebbs and flows. We're eating salad, we're dancing, 75 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:38,800 Speaker 2: we're listening to speeches some people, speeches from people. 76 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:40,120 Speaker 1: We don't know what, you know. 77 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,480 Speaker 2: You gotta kind of like have a it's like a 78 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:45,760 Speaker 2: relay race partner, you know, or you got to roll alone, 79 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:49,440 Speaker 2: like how are we navigating this event? So there was 80 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:52,240 Speaker 2: a cocktail on a pink tennis court, and people really 81 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:54,400 Speaker 2: dressed the theme more on the Saturday, which was interesting 82 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:55,960 Speaker 2: because it was black tie, but it was like black 83 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 2: tie mad Men, and it was fun to look at 84 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:01,200 Speaker 2: other people's takes on that. I really leaned into it. 85 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:04,920 Speaker 2: I loved my dresses. So many really young girls were 86 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,560 Speaker 2: coming up to me and saying your fashion or whatever 87 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:10,840 Speaker 2: your looks were so they ate or you were fly 88 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:13,240 Speaker 2: or fire fire, something like that. So I got a 89 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:16,440 Speaker 2: lot of good compliments from the younger women and on Friday, 90 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,279 Speaker 2: but I didn't mention to you as my makeup artist 91 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:21,440 Speaker 2: was an hour late and just never showed, so I 92 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:23,480 Speaker 2: had to scramble this beautiful woman named Beth and he 93 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,840 Speaker 2: showed up with twenty five minutes to do my makeup. 94 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:30,120 Speaker 2: I was so pissed and furious because I was like, fuck, 95 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,440 Speaker 2: nothing's worse than when you plan ahead and like you 96 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:33,960 Speaker 2: know what you're gonna do and you just still look 97 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:37,120 Speaker 2: like a shit show. And the guy was so amazing. 98 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:39,080 Speaker 2: He went out to the main bar at the hotel 99 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 2: and came back to this casiedo like fifteen minutes away, 100 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:43,400 Speaker 2: you know, and like brought me a drink. He's a 101 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,240 Speaker 2: help is on the way, and he was super calm 102 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:49,279 Speaker 2: because I was internally hysterical. I was super calm too, 103 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,080 Speaker 2: but that probably scared him too, and he was like 104 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:54,480 Speaker 2: very good energy with it. Like he brought me a 105 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,200 Speaker 2: drink and he was like it's totally good. Can I 106 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:58,200 Speaker 2: help you? And he was like running around getting my 107 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 2: purse together and getting my this and zipping my like 108 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:02,360 Speaker 2: it was really a wingman. 109 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:02,880 Speaker 1: It was great. 110 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,440 Speaker 2: I forgot to give him a shout out for that. 111 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,880 Speaker 2: And then on Saturday the energy was the same where 112 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:22,960 Speaker 2: the parents of the bride and the groom like they 113 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,040 Speaker 2: I don't want to say they knew their place. It 114 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:29,440 Speaker 2: wasn't their wedding. They were accessories. And the speeches were great, 115 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:32,120 Speaker 2: and the band was I used to produce events in 116 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:36,440 Speaker 2: LA and we used to use this band company like 117 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:41,000 Speaker 2: it's like an entertainment company, West Coast Music, this wedding band, 118 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:45,040 Speaker 2: And I'm fucking myself because when I get married again, lol, 119 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:46,920 Speaker 2: I will probably not be able to get them because 120 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:48,240 Speaker 2: I'm going to now blow them up to you doing 121 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:50,960 Speaker 2: the Lord's work. So I'd like a disclaimer to this band, 122 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 2: please put me at the top of the list if 123 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:56,320 Speaker 2: I get married again. Because their name was Everyday People. 124 00:05:57,279 --> 00:05:58,920 Speaker 2: It was the best wedding band I've ever seen in 125 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:01,320 Speaker 2: my entire life. It was like every single person was 126 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,800 Speaker 2: singing for the as the real person and it was 127 00:06:03,839 --> 00:06:05,720 Speaker 2: like a DJ, when a band is like a DJ, 128 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:06,320 Speaker 2: but better. 129 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,040 Speaker 1: They were insane. 130 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:12,440 Speaker 2: I danced, I was fucking dripping the swamp crotch was 131 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:15,040 Speaker 2: real at one point because the tent was hot. They 132 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,479 Speaker 2: had a giant fan. I laid on the floor and 133 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:20,279 Speaker 2: opened up my dress and had the fan blowing up 134 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,400 Speaker 2: my dress. I don't know if anyone got a picture 135 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,080 Speaker 2: of that. It was a moment I was in a 136 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:27,160 Speaker 2: major gown. It was so we were dancing like crazy, 137 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,400 Speaker 2: and my guy was saying to me that I'm a 138 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,400 Speaker 2: jukebox because he says, I know the words to every 139 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,720 Speaker 2: single song, no matter what era, and you just press 140 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,920 Speaker 2: a button on me, and I'm dancing every lyric and 141 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,159 Speaker 2: singing every lyric. 142 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:38,800 Speaker 1: So then that was that. 143 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,560 Speaker 2: And then there was a casual sort of like email 144 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:45,799 Speaker 2: that I never caught that my date the night before caught, 145 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:49,279 Speaker 2: which inspired me to tell my assistance to FedEx. Just 146 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:52,159 Speaker 2: a random dress from my closet. By the way, it 147 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:54,440 Speaker 2: was a specific dress. And I've never ever used random 148 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:56,760 Speaker 2: in a way where it's not specific. Anytime you say, well, 149 00:06:56,760 --> 00:07:00,400 Speaker 2: like that's random, it's always extremely specific, like oh that's random, 150 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:02,640 Speaker 2: that that's right there, whatever that is, it's always specific. 151 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,880 Speaker 2: So find me a place where random and specific aren't 152 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,640 Speaker 2: the same. It doesn't exist. So anyway, this random and 153 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:10,720 Speaker 2: also very specific dress got fedexed because they said, like, 154 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,320 Speaker 2: you might want to dance after and so then you 155 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,880 Speaker 2: might want to disco dress. And I thought, like, these 156 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:18,360 Speaker 2: are young kids and they're going to do that and 157 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:21,840 Speaker 2: I'm not doing like wardrobe changes. It became entirely functional 158 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,080 Speaker 2: because then we went back to the house on Friday, 159 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:26,080 Speaker 2: you could barely tell that the house was the same 160 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:29,360 Speaker 2: house on Saturday. They had completely redone it. And it 161 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,800 Speaker 2: was I'm not it was. This is going to be 162 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,600 Speaker 2: belittling to what it was, but I can't think of 163 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:41,120 Speaker 2: anything else the sickest nightclub or experience in like Ibizabitha 164 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:43,800 Speaker 2: with like I would never say that that was totally 165 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:47,520 Speaker 2: sad to hear, with like the most amazing DJ duo 166 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:51,960 Speaker 2: and the decor and like, as my guy said, he said, 167 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:56,119 Speaker 2: this is a very fucking sexy party. This whole thing, 168 00:07:56,200 --> 00:08:00,720 Speaker 2: this Friday night event at that insane house, this Saturday 169 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:05,520 Speaker 2: wedding ceremony, the vows, notwithstanding the tennis court, you know, 170 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:09,120 Speaker 2: cocktail party, and the the million dollar tent event and 171 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:11,880 Speaker 2: this band and all of this was for play to 172 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:14,760 Speaker 2: get to the main act of this event, which was 173 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:16,400 Speaker 2: this fucking after party. 174 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:16,880 Speaker 1: I don't know. 175 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 2: It was like it was like you just like designed 176 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,640 Speaker 2: it in your mind and like you cast all these people. 177 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:25,360 Speaker 2: You held like casting calls, like to get interesting people 178 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:29,400 Speaker 2: who would have like sexy, fabulous after party vibes looks 179 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:32,520 Speaker 2: like and you had like and I thought like we 180 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:35,120 Speaker 2: were the coolest people that like, none of the young people, 181 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,880 Speaker 2: none of the older people were gonna get on like 182 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:40,560 Speaker 2: the buses to go over to this sexy aff after party. 183 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:45,520 Speaker 2: It's called after party because it's a sexy as fucktor party. 184 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:48,240 Speaker 2: It's a sexy as fucktor party. That's what it was. 185 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:52,960 Speaker 2: And lo and behold, we left it like twelve thirty 186 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,400 Speaker 2: because we didn't want to like feel like shit, and 187 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,680 Speaker 2: we had danced in it was like you know, and 188 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:58,920 Speaker 2: it was even amazing, like electronic music and I hate 189 00:08:58,960 --> 00:08:59,680 Speaker 2: electronic music. 190 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:02,160 Speaker 1: These DJ was sick and we get on the. 191 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:05,600 Speaker 2: Bus to go back and like there's an eighty year 192 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:08,080 Speaker 2: old man who like ran Sports Illustrated and he's talking 193 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,480 Speaker 2: us about the models and he's talking to me like 194 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:13,920 Speaker 2: he's thirty five years old. And Steve Cohen's friends is 195 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:17,000 Speaker 2: like private equity, you know, hedge fund guys that are 196 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:20,040 Speaker 2: like married for thirty years and their wives. Like everybody 197 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:22,800 Speaker 2: was so cool. I thought we were gonna be the car, Like, 198 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,760 Speaker 2: what do you mean? People were ten seventy years old 199 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:28,240 Speaker 2: at this after party like dancing. It was definitely the 200 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:31,240 Speaker 2: coolest thing. Like, I just want to get married and 201 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:34,000 Speaker 2: have that after party with those people at that after 202 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:38,000 Speaker 2: party at my wedding. I'd like to just excommunicate all 203 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,720 Speaker 2: my own friends and just be like, I love you guys. 204 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,400 Speaker 2: You're in a time capsule. You get to go over here. 205 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:48,480 Speaker 2: We're having a wedding in some traditional whatever, And that's 206 00:09:48,559 --> 00:09:50,559 Speaker 2: my fucking part. Those people, I don't need to talk 207 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:51,680 Speaker 2: to any of them. I don't need to get to know. 208 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:54,600 Speaker 2: I just want to cast them all, freeze the people 209 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,960 Speaker 2: at this wedding and just put them at my wedding, 210 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:59,440 Speaker 2: just for like the visual. And then the guy who 211 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:02,440 Speaker 2: owns the house, his house Gala and his wife just 212 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:05,600 Speaker 2: chill hanging out in the corner being cool, just like 213 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:09,960 Speaker 2: everybody seems so fucking cool. So I had a great time. 214 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:13,320 Speaker 2: I just had a great time. I danced, it was 215 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:17,840 Speaker 2: fun and it managed to be bougie as fuck but 216 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:21,400 Speaker 2: not pretentious at all. And that, my dear is a 217 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,400 Speaker 2: massive success. It was like one of these things where 218 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:26,800 Speaker 2: no one came home talking about like centerpieces of food. 219 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:29,199 Speaker 1: Who gives a shit? Like no one. 220 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:32,920 Speaker 2: I don't even you know what I mean. So yes, 221 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:36,720 Speaker 2: shout out fun wedding weekend. I happened to love weddings 222 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,440 Speaker 2: and I happened to love wedding weekends. 223 00:10:39,480 --> 00:11:03,640 Speaker 1: And you're welcome, great time, congrats. Mazl imposed he wanted 224 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,160 Speaker 1: back to the after