Speaker 1: Welcome to Stuff to Blow Your Mind, a production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Hi, my name is Robert Lamb and
Speaker 1: this is the Artifact, a short form series from Stuff
Speaker 1: to Blow Your Mind, focusing on particular objects, ideas, and
Speaker 1: moments in time. As any Dungeons and Dragons player can
Speaker 1: tell you, there are magical weapons, and then there are
Speaker 1: weapons that can talk, and these are often among the
Speaker 1: most powerful and dangerous artifacts your character can possibly attune.
Speaker 1: To the well of human mythology, which Dungeons and Dragons
Speaker 1: certainly draws on, contains many such speaking and singing weapons.
Speaker 1: Fictional black Razor is equalled or exceeded by the magical
Speaker 1: broadsword of Collervo in Finnish traditions or various speaking swords
Speaker 1: in Irish legend, but one of the oldest and most
Speaker 1: fantastic examples of the speaking weapon can be found in
Speaker 1: the mythology of ancient Sumer. The wielder is none other
Speaker 1: than Ninurta, god of spring, thunder, showers, and protector of agriculture.
Speaker 1: Ninurta's weapon is the mace Shahur, the smasher of thousands.
Speaker 1: Why a mace, you might ask, well as Gabriel at
Speaker 1: all point out in from sumer to Rome. The mace
Speaker 1: was one of the most important weapon technologies of the
Speaker 1: ancient world. While certainly an evolution of the simple club,
Speaker 1: the mace was absolutely devastating against the unarmored skulls of
Speaker 1: your enemies. The authors point out that the ancient Egyptians
Speaker 1: kept the mace is a symbol of authority and power
Speaker 1: until seventeen hundred b C. As their armies only fought
Speaker 1: enemies that boasted neither armor nor helmets, the mace dominated
Speaker 1: the battlefield. In fact, the helmet emerged as a technological
Speaker 1: response to the crushing power of the mace. According to
Speaker 1: Gabriel at All, the third millennium b CE Steel of
Speaker 1: Vultures presents us with the earliest evidence of spearmen wearing helmets,
Speaker 1: and this is backed up by the bodies of soldiers
Speaker 1: found in the death pits of er from around d
Speaker 1: b c E. But the son mace reigned supreme as
Speaker 1: the most commonly used melee weapon from roughly four thousand
Speaker 1: to hundred b C. So it is the ideal weapon
Speaker 1: for an ancient Sumerian god to wield. There was simply
Speaker 1: no compelling reason to abandon it if one's enemies lacked
Speaker 1: metal helmets, but Sharu was no typical mace. The weapon spoke,
Speaker 1: It could fly across vast distances and even take on
Speaker 1: the form of a winged lion. Is ibraheim Men points
Speaker 1: out in the Monster Hunter's Handbook, the weapon was capable
Speaker 1: of smashing enemies, either on its own or in the
Speaker 1: hands of Ninurta. It also rained fire and venom down
Speaker 1: on its enemies and allowed the hero god to slay
Speaker 1: the terrifying demon Azag and its army of rock demons.
Speaker 1: In the Sumerian poem Ninurta's Exploits, the hero is said
Speaker 1: to pound a Zag's body with the mace as if
Speaker 1: a Zog were mirror barley, and such is the power
Speaker 1: of Shure that the condition of the slain demon's body
Speaker 1: is compared to that of a ship wrecked by a
Speaker 1: tidal wave. Tune into additional editions of the artifact each week.
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