WEBVTT - Shaved Off Daughter's Eyebrows

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone

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<v Speaker 1>tap right, Garrett, what's your phone tap about today? So

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<v Speaker 1>Stephanie wants to play a phone tap on her mom Marcy.

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<v Speaker 1>Now this is one simple yet effective. So Stephanie's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get her hair done, so she wants to call her

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<v Speaker 1>mom something went wrong, and I'm going to play the

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<v Speaker 1>part of the person cutting her hair. Oh okay, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>see how you do it. Here. Hi Mom, Hi Steff,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kind busy. What's up? Oh? I just got my haircut? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>how to come out? Well? They sort of shaved my

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<v Speaker 1>eyebrows off? What? Yeah, I don't have any eyebrows left. Oh, Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>why did you get your haircut? I went to one

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<v Speaker 1>of those schools where they give three haircuts when they're

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<v Speaker 1>learning don't tell me you wanto a hairdresser, and they

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<v Speaker 1>cut your eyebrows off. This, this just doesn't make any sense.

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<v Speaker 1>You I will relax, you will relaxed. So they decided

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<v Speaker 1>to take off your eyebrows. Who does that? Which they

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<v Speaker 1>were just saying how to wax eyebrows? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of those Sorry a minute, it's not that bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, my eyebrows will grow back. It's not that bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you understand where we're going on Sunday? You're going

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<v Speaker 1>to see your entire family, people you haven't seen in

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<v Speaker 1>five years. You're going to show up with no eyebrows

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<v Speaker 1>in that ridiculous pirate chattoo you just got on your shoulder.

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell's wrong with you? Calm down, come down,

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna look like a drug addict. What the hell

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<v Speaker 1>are you right now? I'm still here. I'm just sitting

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<v Speaker 1>in the chair. Who worked on you? There? I want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to that moron. Lucas Lucas, Hey, can you

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<v Speaker 1>come here? Hello? Hi, this is Lucas. How can I

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<v Speaker 1>help you? What the hell did you do to my daughter?

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<v Speaker 1>She looks she looks beautiful, she's beautiful. Wrong, you're just

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<v Speaker 1>a butcher. I am not a butcher. I don't work

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<v Speaker 1>in a deli. I work in a hair salon. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>she did she ask you to remove her eyebrow? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the thing. She she kind of was asleep. I

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<v Speaker 1>nudged her and it looked like she said yes, So

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<v Speaker 1>I I just went with it. So uh want to sea?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry? You can stamp boss on the phone right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Supple eyebrows off related my dad going to a family

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<v Speaker 1>wedding on Sunday, their family. There's seen in five years.

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<v Speaker 1>She's going to go in there looking like a bleak.

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<v Speaker 1>I could fix it. No no, no, no, no, no

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<v Speaker 1>no no, I'm sorry. You're not going to fix anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Get a Pam Boss on the phone right now, ma'am, ma'am,

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<v Speaker 1>I will fix it. Yeah, stephan sit down in the chair.

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<v Speaker 1>Sit down in the chair, car and I will kill you.

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<v Speaker 1>Get home, Stephanie. Just sit down in the chair and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll tell you'll take care of this right now. For

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<v Speaker 1>your mind, madam, I think you are really blowing this

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<v Speaker 1>out of proportion right now. Seriously, I'm telling you, you put

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<v Speaker 1>one hand on my bad and you're going to reck

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<v Speaker 1>wedd it. Ma'am. What if I just sweep up the

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<v Speaker 1>eyebrows and we try to get them back on her?

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<v Speaker 1>Out of your mind? Here, Just Stephanie, your mom. She's

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<v Speaker 1>not happy. Get out of that salon now, call me

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<v Speaker 1>on your shell as soon as you get out, and

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<v Speaker 1>I want the name and address. Do you hear me? Mom?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't. They only have two of my nails done.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me just finish all the man's Karen, and then

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<v Speaker 1>and then I'll go, oh my, what is wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 1>I am calling a police right now. Well, well, missus Evans,

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<v Speaker 1>before you do that, I think I might need to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you you just got phone tapped. Kathan even think

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<v Speaker 1>this is funny, Miss Evans. My name is Garrett from

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, and you just got

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<v Speaker 1>phone tap by your daughter. Ohrney, I'm cleaning feels better

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<v Speaker 1>about this weekend. Now his whole office is staring at me.

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded

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