Speaker 1: Are you rolling, my friend? Are you rolling?
Speaker 2: Ready to rumble?
Speaker 1: Maybe I say that I think you're get in trouble
Speaker 1: for that. Hello Andrew, Hi Scott. Welcome to another exciting
Speaker 1: edition of bull Chat. Yeah, it's the sister podcast is
Speaker 1: Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we do it almost pretty much close to
Speaker 2: live these days, which is nice.
Speaker 1: Yes, because we recorded this yesterday. Yeah, which is today? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm confused. It's exciting and fun, but it's Wednesday, August eleventh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh, here we are. How's it going?
Speaker 2: Wonderful?
Speaker 1: How are you good? I mean, did you get a
Speaker 1: list of topics from the listeners or no?
Speaker 2: Amy was supposed to give me a list of topics.
Speaker 1: Amy loves this show.
Speaker 2: She does she loves bull Chat.
Speaker 1: She wants to be on it. Yeah, so we'll have
Speaker 1: to accommodate her at some point.
Speaker 2: We will definitely be able to accommodate people. In the future.
Speaker 2: Things are coming back Zoom's work and again people can
Speaker 2: come in. We're going to make this all work. I
Speaker 2: just know it. Okay, what was the thing I was
Speaker 2: going to say? Oh, last week's episode where I edited
Speaker 2: things out?
Speaker 1: Okay, can we discuss for a moment. Yes, let's discuss.
Speaker 1: So if you listened to last Wednesday's episode or the
Speaker 1: previous bull chat, Andrew was on the road with Gandhi
Speaker 1: and Diamond yep, and the delay was horrific because we
Speaker 1: were the Wi Fi there was terrible and so I
Speaker 1: were in a park.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like a literal national park.
Speaker 1: I would say, hey, buddy, how you doing. I'm doing well, Scott,
Speaker 1: And that's what the whole thing was like. So I
Speaker 1: was angry and complaining for the entire episode, but then
Speaker 1: Andrew went and edited out all those dead spots. So
Speaker 1: I sounded like a giant chirt complaining about nothing.
Speaker 2: But it was too brutal to leave it as is.
Speaker 2: It was too too brutal.
Speaker 1: Well, you could have left it a little bit.
Speaker 2: No, it was so bad that it just was like
Speaker 2: and nobody. I think it's funny is that you complain
Speaker 2: that I never ever like I wouldn't even know how
Speaker 2: to edit.
Speaker 1: No, I never said that lazy to do it.
Speaker 2: Let's rewind the tapes on that one bucko, because.
Speaker 1: You said you like to push them out as all.
Speaker 2: I said no, but you've also said like, I'd love
Speaker 2: to see you try and edit. As serial killers, you
Speaker 2: could never do what I do.
Speaker 1: I mean, your edits were not very clean. I could
Speaker 1: tell where they were.
Speaker 2: Yeah, could you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Could you? Because when I spoke to Amy, She's like, yeah, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's had a great.
Speaker 1: Well an audio person would realize that the breath was up.
Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: I've listened to Serial Killers and I've heard it. You
Speaker 1: know you can a little bit. You can never tell
Speaker 1: where there's an edit. I can really, Yes, okay, I
Speaker 1: want you to find one. Glad that I want you
Speaker 1: to play it for me and say, oh, no, better
Speaker 1: than ed You know what.
Speaker 2: I could do. I could actually cut the audio myself
Speaker 2: because I know how to do that.
Speaker 1: Great.
Speaker 2: Also, side note.
Speaker 1: You I noticed remember the time when we love each other? Yes,
Speaker 1: we do love each other, but it just has to
Speaker 1: be said when you talk. I had to cut out
Speaker 1: so many of the.
Speaker 2: Like you start a lot of sentences with like a well,
Speaker 2: most people need.
Speaker 1: To breathe before they talk.
Speaker 2: You do a big gulf of air before I cut
Speaker 2: a few of those out. Like in the middle of
Speaker 2: a story, you would be talking and then it would
Speaker 2: start going like this, and then.
Speaker 1: Well, because I'm a professional and I have to fill
Speaker 1: my diaphragm. Okay, is that what they talked to you
Speaker 1: about radio school? They sure did, Andrew, all right, so
Speaker 1: what's going on?
Speaker 2: I really don't have anything?
Speaker 1: Okay, well I do. Okay, how about outdated sayings? Because
Speaker 1: I heard someone on the news the other day say, oh,
Speaker 1: it's just like a broken record, or I sound like
Speaker 1: a broken record every time I say that. Okay, this
Speaker 1: generation doesn't know what that means. True, even the generation
Speaker 1: that would like, how often did records break on the
Speaker 1: record player?
Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you something. Vinyl is actually making
Speaker 2: a gigantic resurgence, so kids probably do know them.
Speaker 1: But the saying should have been then a scratched record,
Speaker 1: because records don't just break.
Speaker 2: Well, isn't that there another phrase that's just like a
Speaker 2: record scratch moment?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, but I don't. Yeah, but people, but the
Speaker 1: common phrase is dold me to sound like a broken record.
Speaker 1: But and they say the same thing that they always say.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Then there's another one because on the same newscast there
Speaker 1: is a weather reporter, what a beautiful day today, tomorrow
Speaker 1: a carbon copy of today?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, well that one is old that.
Speaker 1: You need to stop saying, because I don't even think
Speaker 1: you can buy carbon paper anymore. Do even know what
Speaker 1: carbon paper is?
Speaker 2: Is that the one that it would like you'd sign
Speaker 2: it and then like your signature would appear in like
Speaker 2: six other pages.
Speaker 1: Yes, but a lot of times, like the check books.
Speaker 1: You know what a check book is?
Speaker 2: Yes, I still write checks.
Speaker 1: They have carbon lists, you know, you just push it
Speaker 1: to go through. But they I actually sold carbon paper
Speaker 1: which was the size of like a regular square of paper,
Speaker 1: and you would put it in between two sheets and
Speaker 1: you would write on it and it would go through
Speaker 1: and it'd be a carbon copy.
Speaker 2: What's hysterical to me is mattress stores still use that. Like,
Speaker 2: I don't know what mattress stores are doing these days,
Speaker 2: but let me tell you something. There's something going on
Speaker 2: there because they all have, Like to get a mattress
Speaker 2: in today's day and age, you feel like should just oh,
Speaker 2: I'll pay for it and it's done. No, they print
Speaker 2: out like the six foot long receipts.
Speaker 1: Paper like cvs.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, and it's like all on pink and yellow paper.
Speaker 2: Here's your copy. No, we can't email it to you
Speaker 2: the delivery date. We'll call you to schedule it. It's
Speaker 2: all just a process that makes no sense.
Speaker 1: Well, that sounds more like a smaller mattress retailer, I
Speaker 1: mean of the big ones. They just it's in the
Speaker 1: computer and they print out the thing and that's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's like the old school computer where it's
Speaker 2: like the click click, click click and a green screen.
Speaker 1: You know what I saw in a store a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago. Speaking of old school, you've probably never
Speaker 1: seen one in your life. A credit card imprinter.
Speaker 2: Like the thing that you would go like this with.
Speaker 1: Yes, so you will put the credit card in the
Speaker 1: thing and you'd put the slip on top of it,
Speaker 1: and you go and you make the imprint on the
Speaker 1: piece of paper. I remember those things. And then they
Speaker 1: got a little bit more sophisticated. American Express came out
Speaker 1: with the ones that was a stand up when you
Speaker 1: put the card in the slip and you would close
Speaker 1: and it would do it automatically, because American Express.
Speaker 2: You know, fancy exactly. No, I've seen those before. Actually
Speaker 2: in a lot of hotels they would do that. I remember,
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 1: They would take an imprint so they would have it
Speaker 1: and you know what, just like a corded landline. It's
Speaker 1: not a bad thing to have in case the power
Speaker 1: goes out or whatever. So if you you can't take
Speaker 1: credit cards in a store, if there's no power or
Speaker 1: internet or whatever, at least this way you could take
Speaker 1: an imprint of the card. However, many credit cards now,
Speaker 1: if you look at them, they're not embossed like that anymore.
Speaker 1: They're just printed on there. So you can't even do
Speaker 1: the click click anymore.
Speaker 2: For a lot of cards can't do the click click. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that makes Scottie sad. It does because I used to
Speaker 2: when I used to work in the five and dime Andrew.
Speaker 2: It was really weird back then because you if you
Speaker 2: were suspicious of a credit card.
Speaker 1: First of all, there was a book. There was like
Speaker 1: a phone book that would come out every month or
Speaker 1: so that would have bad credit card numbers in it,
Speaker 1: and if you suspected anything, you could go and look
Speaker 1: it up and be like hmmmmmm okay, not in there.
Speaker 1: Or you could call an eight hundred number, yeah, a
Speaker 1: four to two seven six sitution expiration to eighty nine,
Speaker 1: and they'd be like they'd be like, no, it's approved.
Speaker 1: So times have change.
Speaker 2: Imagine being the person on the other end, who's just like,
Speaker 2: you're really gonna look in a book to see if
Speaker 2: my credit.
Speaker 1: Card is baked?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's hysterical. Talk about jobs that like completely don't
Speaker 2: exist anymore. Imagine if the fraud department was just like
Speaker 2: people calling from local seven elevens, Hey, yeah, we think
Speaker 2: we have fraud.
Speaker 1: What eleven plus? I had to make change? People don't
Speaker 1: how to make change anymore.
Speaker 2: Japan has the best, the best, the absolute best ATMs
Speaker 2: or sorry, cash registers in the entire world. There is
Speaker 2: no handling any of the money. You put the money in.
Speaker 2: So just say it was like nineteen fifty, obviously you'd
Speaker 2: be getting fifteen cents back. But you put the money,
Speaker 2: you hand it to them, They put it in the
Speaker 2: cash register, dispenses it back to you. The ATM, the
Speaker 2: person who's in charge of the cashge just puts the
Speaker 2: money in. That.
Speaker 1: That's why people are stupid. They don't have to do
Speaker 1: any of thinking anymore. Like dollar sixty two, I gave
Speaker 1: you two dollars, clerk, how much do I get back? Andrew? Hurry?
Speaker 2: Dollar sixty two A dollar? Sorry, I get forty eight
Speaker 2: cents back? Thirty eight cents Andrew? That one, so i'd
Speaker 2: get a quarter a dime. I'm gonna go to you
Speaker 2: so I get extra pennies.
Speaker 1: I want extra, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2: One time I was a cashier at our local deli
Speaker 2: that was like my summer job for a couple of years.
Speaker 1: One time it wasn't a far away deli, it was
Speaker 1: the local one.
Speaker 2: So I was in cash strip. You weren't the cash
Speaker 2: register at my local deli. And one time I gave
Speaker 2: someone one hundred dollars and they bought like the chain
Speaker 2: should have been a dollar. It was really bad. Luckily
Speaker 2: that person like came back in and was like, you
Speaker 2: gave me way too much money.
Speaker 1: That's very nice. Like it was, you know, me and
Speaker 1: the stupid dollar two dollar bills. Yeah. I went to
Speaker 1: RB's one time, can what and it was like I
Speaker 1: don't know, six seventy two or something, and I gave
Speaker 1: them two dollar bills and they gave me a change
Speaker 1: for twenty. Yeah. So I pulled back around and gave
Speaker 1: it back to them because I feel that they're gonna
Speaker 1: be short, they're gonna get in trouble. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that wasn't great. That wasn't my shining moment. I
Speaker 2: will say, but working in catch register was fine. I
Speaker 2: like pressing the buttons. I do too, Yeah, and.
Speaker 1: Then I figured out how to make it tell you
Speaker 1: what the change was, and then I got stupid again.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean again, if technology makes it more efficient,
Speaker 2: that doesn't necessarily make you stupid. Yeah, but it makes
Speaker 2: your brain not work anymore. I mean you could do
Speaker 2: that yourself. You could do Sudoku puzzles, you could do
Speaker 2: crossroad puzzles.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to do extra stuff. Let me
Speaker 1: just do it while I'm at work.
Speaker 2: You know, you know what. We're not going to win
Speaker 2: on this one, but we're not going to see eye
Speaker 2: to eye on it. Yeah, so I'll let you have this.
Speaker 1: That was also the same story that I put the
Speaker 1: whisper two thousand in the tampon aisle. So so what anyway,
Speaker 1: let's move on. I've told this story before.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, it's you being creepy as a kid.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's me being creepy as a kid.
Speaker 2: Creepy Scottie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've grown out of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fingers crossed?
Speaker 1: What else? Andrew, come on, throw something at me? All right,
Speaker 1: I'll give you another one. Though. I was driving down
Speaker 1: the street the other day, and this really annoyed me.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be like negative, negative Nancy. But
Speaker 1: when you're doing like people don't take pride in their
Speaker 1: jobs anymore. I think people are just like, eh whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't When I do something, I want to do
Speaker 1: it right or I'm gonna do it again and make
Speaker 1: sure it's right. But there are plenty of people who
Speaker 1: just live their life like I don't care, right.
Speaker 2: I'm just wondering where this is going.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I see this very frequently, and I'm
Speaker 1: sure if you look for it you'll see it too.
Speaker 1: But in the in the street where the people whole
Speaker 1: covers are but the people whole well, I don't know
Speaker 1: you're allowed to say manhole cover anymore?
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, why would you not be able to say
Speaker 2: a manhole? O?
Speaker 1: Kidding? So well? I don't I don't want to be.
Speaker 1: You know, they're people, not just men. Oh my god? Ah?
Speaker 1: So you know why manhole covers are round? Why you
Speaker 1: have no idea? Now if there were square, they could
Speaker 1: fall in. You try to put a round can't fall
Speaker 1: into itself. Square. You could put on an angle and it
Speaker 1: would fall through. Round cannot fall through a hole? What yeah, no, yes,
Speaker 1: around manhole cover if you could try to flip it
Speaker 1: any which way and it won't fall through. But a
Speaker 1: square you can turn and you know, put in a
Speaker 1: diagonal and it would fall right to the hole and
Speaker 1: you would have missing manhole covers left and right.
Speaker 2: You're so right. I never thought of that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not right that. It just is huh. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So back to my point. So I was driving down
Speaker 1: the street as I normally do, and where the painted
Speaker 1: line is the yellow line down the middle. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: obviously somebody did some work and they removed the cover
Speaker 1: and there was a painted line on it, but they
Speaker 1: put it back reversed, so the line is like going
Speaker 1: in the other direction. Like you can't just line it up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like you have a little bit of pride in your work.
Speaker 2: Well, something tells me that by the end of those days,
Speaker 2: especially in the summer, it's probably baking hot. You get
Speaker 2: it work in the concrete and you're just like, I'm
Speaker 2: over this.
Speaker 1: It takes a second to just do it right, that's all.
Speaker 2: But again, you do not do any physical labor, so
Speaker 2: therefore you can't be saying just do your job right,
Speaker 2: lazy person. Let me go put on my audio things.
Speaker 1: I go grocery shopping for people.
Speaker 2: That's okay. What are you really comparing working instacart with
Speaker 2: putting down like concrete lines, or even be a mail man.
Speaker 1: I don't have to reach out mahi for boxes.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't. What happened?
Speaker 2: No, Scott, you are not even close.
Speaker 1: I have nothing against it. I've just never had a
Speaker 1: job like that before I understood I would do it.
Speaker 2: But again, I'm sure you would. And then the minute
Speaker 2: they were like, all right, go do this, he'd be.
Speaker 1: Like, so they always told me how to do well
Speaker 1: in school, or I'd be a ditch digger. And I
Speaker 1: didn't do well in school. But I'm not a ditch digger.
Speaker 1: I'm disappointed. I would like to dig ditches. Well, I
Speaker 1: mean it good exercise.
Speaker 2: Listen, here's my thoughts if I struck it right away.
Speaker 1: Trucks dig ditches anyway. People don't.
Speaker 2: Yes, so you'd be an operator.
Speaker 1: I would like to operate a truck.
Speaker 2: Well, then why don't you go do it?
Speaker 1: Don't they have like Digger World somewhere like an amusement park.
Speaker 1: We love to do draw these giant back hos.
Speaker 2: We should I should find one and then reach out
Speaker 2: to them on Instagram.
Speaker 1: There's one not terrible far away through of serial killers.
Speaker 1: You can go in the in the big shovel and
Speaker 1: I'll move you around.
Speaker 2: I would love that, except I feel like something would
Speaker 2: go wrong and I'd get hurt. Of course it would,
Speaker 2: I would get hurt. What was I about to say?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was just in my head and
Speaker 2: then you made it leave.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It was about manual labor, manually digging, ditches, ditches, steamroller.
Speaker 2: Got it if I struck it?
Speaker 1: Rich?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm gonna do?
Speaker 1: Buy a truck? No?
Speaker 2: Two businesses am opening up?
Speaker 1: Okay? Are you gonna give something away that people a
Speaker 1: gonna steal? Okay?
Speaker 2: Funeral home and a laundromat. Those two fool proof.
Speaker 1: Because people always need it. Yes, But what happens if
Speaker 1: you own a laundromat in a town and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden people say, you know what, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: buy a washer dryer, and then.
Speaker 2: Once I do it in a city, laundromat in a
Speaker 2: city is ever closed. I don't know, besides the ones
Speaker 2: that get closed down from mob connections or rats. I mean, really,
Speaker 2: I don't think a rat shutting and a laundromat.
Speaker 1: No. No, I guess if they have a candy machine.
Speaker 2: Maybe, well I'll put Diamonds vending machines in my laundromats.
Speaker 1: That's another thing I've asked Diamond out for months, because Diamond,
Speaker 1: you know our executive producer that doesn't even know that
Speaker 1: we do bull chat. She has a vending machine route
Speaker 1: and I'm super jealous. I love vending machines, and we've
Speaker 1: spoken about this before, but I just I want to
Speaker 1: go fill her machine. I want to go restock. I
Speaker 1: want to go restock the machine that she has. I
Speaker 1: want to do that.
Speaker 2: I would love to own a vending machine.
Speaker 1: Think of keys, open it up job. I would because
Speaker 1: I like filling things.
Speaker 2: I could just see somebody like walking up to the
Speaker 2: vending machine as you're stocking it and being like, the
Speaker 2: vending machine is closed right now? But can I take
Speaker 2: a quick survey to see what snacks you like?
Speaker 1: I don't have to take a survey. I know what
Speaker 1: people like. Oh here, I would have the best vending
Speaker 1: machine in town.
Speaker 2: How would you know what people like?
Speaker 1: Because I know what the cool snacks are.
Speaker 2: You know what the cool snacks do?
Speaker 1: You don't put it with Kreddy chips. This good stuff.
Speaker 2: What's the hot chip on the market right now?
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, you have to get like the
Speaker 1: good snack cakes, and you can't. I'm sorry, but you
Speaker 1: can't put in Missus Freshley's or Wilma Fingerdoo or whatever
Speaker 1: that guy's name is. What's otis, spunk Meyer, willmop Beloved.
Speaker 1: That stuff. You can't put the no name crap in.
Speaker 1: Missus Freshley is never fresh because it sits there forever.
Speaker 1: There's a Missus Freshley coffee cake in our machine. There
Speaker 1: a honeybun. It's a honey bun and it's been.
Speaker 2: There for weeks, probably years. Let me tell you something
Speaker 2: in the vending machine. Also over there, they have a
Speaker 2: Snapple fruit punch. When I was interning here in twenty ten,
Speaker 2: that bottle was still.
Speaker 1: In the wind to tell you and burst your bubble.
Speaker 1: That's just for just I get that one doesn't go away.
Speaker 1: The labels have changed everything.
Speaker 2: That they still use the plastic bottles that they don't
Speaker 2: have the same like they.
Speaker 1: Sure, but that's just showing you the flavor.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying the bottle on the inside too. If
Speaker 2: I ordered a Snapple fruit punch right now. It's not
Speaker 2: the new Snapple logo. It's from at least five.
Speaker 1: Hours on a second. So this is you would have
Speaker 1: any machine clink, nothing's happening, But I just or well
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Do I not know how to press a button?
Speaker 1: You don't order things from a vending machine.
Speaker 2: So you decided to bring that up for your joke.
Speaker 1: Well it wasn't a joke, but I have You don't
Speaker 1: order something, you purchase something, right, choose something, go to
Speaker 1: the ven Domatic and get something.
Speaker 2: Do you want to go back to the Automatic?
Speaker 1: I will have lunch with you today if you'd like,
Speaker 1: but I do not want to go there. They drove,
Speaker 1: so we can have lunch in the city before you
Speaker 1: drive home.
Speaker 2: That'd be fun.
Speaker 1: We can go have corn ravioli before it's out of season.
Speaker 2: We're going to go there again.
Speaker 1: You don't want that. Jones Beach pretty soon you want
Speaker 1: to go to them. They're really old.
Speaker 2: Now I'm trying to think whould I want to go
Speaker 2: see in concert? Right now?
Speaker 1: Well, Amy really wants to go see Ed Sheer and
Speaker 1: so let me know when that's coming around. We'll go that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know Blinkwin eighty two and Green Day are doing
Speaker 1: a bunch of what's the hell of Megator or something?
Speaker 1: Did that happen? A great show? Elvis and I used
Speaker 1: to go see that show all the time. Did you
Speaker 1: just say blink not blinkin eighty two? Blink the cool look?
Speaker 1: Did you ever see that movie?
Speaker 2: I've never heard of this.
Speaker 1: It was, well, it's about this fire firefighter that gets
Speaker 1: injured on the job and and and this some his
Speaker 1: name was Turk, and his badge number was one eighty two.
Speaker 1: And so there's some guy that goes around town graffitiing
Speaker 1: just Turk one eighty two everywhere, and then he goes
Speaker 1: up on the Brooklyn Bridge and changes the light. I
Speaker 1: was in it. I think Dabney Coleman was the police sergeant.
Speaker 2: You were just off on a tangent, wasn't happening?
Speaker 1: It was one of those character actor guys from the eighties. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how do they get their name? What's the one eighty two?
Speaker 1: Because if it's from that movie, I'll be like shocked.
Speaker 1: Oh okay.
Speaker 2: The trio first operated under a variety of names, including
Speaker 2: duct Tape and Figuring, until DeLong rechristened the band Blink
Speaker 2: Hoppus's girlfriend at the time was annoyed by his constant
Speaker 2: attention to the band and demanding make a choice. He
Speaker 2: chose her.
Speaker 1: Well, it's gonna say it's a band, but you should
Speaker 1: go check that movie.
Speaker 2: Oh, they were forced to change it because an Irish
Speaker 2: electronic artist was already using that name, so they added
Speaker 2: one eighty two to the end.
Speaker 1: But why there must be there's got to be a
Speaker 1: reason that's such a random number that it has to
Speaker 1: mean something.
Speaker 2: Well, if this loads, can.
Speaker 1: We can we call somebody, like some rock guy that
Speaker 1: would know I like this.
Speaker 2: Why why how do you pronounce blink one eighty two?
Speaker 2: I mean I feel like it's kind of self explained.
Speaker 1: Well, no, because they might mean one eight to two
Speaker 1: or one hundred eighty two.
Speaker 2: Why one eighty two? Specifically, according to the band, it's
Speaker 2: how many times at garface.
Speaker 1: Huh. Well, now go to Turk one eighty two and
Speaker 1: find out why they used one eighty two. If it's
Speaker 1: the same thing, that would be really interesting.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: But it's not because it takes too long. What what
Speaker 1: I just said?
Speaker 2: I honestly was closing my phone.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I mean it's an okay movie. If
Speaker 1: it's ever on, like I don't know, HBO on a weekend.
Speaker 2: Turk one eighty two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why don't you come over, we'll watch it. I
Speaker 1: feel like if we have the Shed again and watch it, if.
Speaker 2: We ever offer extra content, we'll do movie watches and
Speaker 2: then review movies afterwards. That'll be our Friday specials.
Speaker 1: And if you follow us at Cereal Killers PC, you
Speaker 1: could see Andrew and I eating breakfast together with the family.
Speaker 2: That would be nice.
Speaker 1: Wasn't that fun?
Speaker 2: That was really fun. The Shed was delicious.
Speaker 1: It was good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I enjoyed that. That breakfast sandwich was delicious. Let
Speaker 2: me tell you something. Onion jam.
Speaker 1: Who knew.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know they could make an onion jam.
Speaker 1: See I would hear onion jam and just not want it. Oh,
Speaker 1: I mean that's the thing. I'm trying new things now.
Speaker 1: And why are you making faces? So on the show?
Speaker 1: Hello Fresh is a sponsor, And so I said, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna get a couple of meals and
Speaker 1: we did. And first of all, it's kind of cool
Speaker 1: because we cooked together. Yeah, Amy and I and the
Speaker 1: kids sometimes. But there's all kinds of like sauces and
Speaker 1: juices and goo that go on things that I would
Speaker 1: never in a million years say I don't want that.
Speaker 1: Like there was some like creamy onion sauce or something
Speaker 1: on these pork chops, and it was the most delicious
Speaker 1: thing ever that I would never like if it was
Speaker 1: in a restaurant. Like, no sauce, you know, because it
Speaker 1: just sounds weird and gross.
Speaker 2: There's certain no goes in terms of sauce for me.
Speaker 2: I'm not a huge mustard person. Okay, I don't really
Speaker 2: like mustard.
Speaker 1: But if you were going to have mustard, yellow mustard
Speaker 1: or spicy brown mustard, probably spicy Gouldens or Frenches.
Speaker 2: Probably the spicy one, okay, because I could do spice.
Speaker 1: And yes, I know Gouldens. I know Frenches make spicy brown.
Speaker 1: Also they're known for their yellow.
Speaker 2: But like, I've never been a hot dog with mustard person.
Speaker 2: McDonald's tides it on the cheeseburger.
Speaker 1: Certain, yes, yes, yes, we've put that to the test.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I saw are you a ketch up on
Speaker 1: a hot dog? Guy?
Speaker 2: I could eat a plain plain yeah, just plain. I
Speaker 2: like hotdogs, plain something with cheeseburgers. I'm kind of I'm
Speaker 2: good with it.
Speaker 1: However, so the juice in the meat is moisturizing enough
Speaker 1: for you, sure, Scott, Okay, Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2: Like a cheeseburger just tastes so good, like or anything. No.
Speaker 2: I used to like. Sometimes I'll spice it up, but
Speaker 2: for the most part, I'm like, I could just eat
Speaker 2: a plane, but like steak, put a ton of butter
Speaker 2: on that, or put some sauces on it.
Speaker 1: My god, well, you know me and steak ketchup.
Speaker 2: Oh god.
Speaker 1: So anytime I go someplace where.
Speaker 2: Tell me it's medium well with ketchup.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ketchup, all right, and you for coming to another
Speaker 1: bowl chat and we're disgusting, says you. It's you know
Speaker 1: what it's like. I tell my kids, it's not disgusting.
Speaker 1: You just don't like it. If it was disgusting, nobody
Speaker 1: would eat it.
Speaker 2: Medium well with ketchup.
Speaker 1: I like to say medium plus wow, because medium well
Speaker 1: is a bit too much, but medium is a bit
Speaker 1: too pink. So if I go to a snooty two
Speaker 1: dy place like a nice steakhouse, I have to order
Speaker 1: some sort of potatoes just so I can ask for ketchup,
Speaker 1: because sometimes they get pissed, like the chef will be like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what can I tell you what happened? We
Speaker 1: were in Fire Island. Speaking of that, we went to
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny's bash a couple of weeks ago, and when
Speaker 1: we were waiting for the ferry to go home, we
Speaker 1: went to the pizza place that's right over there, and
Speaker 1: they had a white slice with spinach. Okay, delicious, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I like sauce on it. I like sauce on pizza.
Speaker 1: I don't know the.
Speaker 2: Sauce, pizza sauce. What's pizza sauce.
Speaker 1: Sauce that's on the pizza?
Speaker 2: Do you mean like tomato sauce?
Speaker 1: Hold on a second, this is blowing my mind right now.
Speaker 1: So I said to them, I said, yes, may have
Speaker 1: the white size switch spinach, but can you put some
Speaker 1: sauce on it please? So the kid takes it into
Speaker 1: the back and there's the guy from like you don't remember,
Speaker 1: but it's like the polio string cheese commercials from the
Speaker 1: eighties they got like goes not. It was that guy
Speaker 1: and he's like, what do you want? What do you
Speaker 1: want on it? I said, can you put some sauce
Speaker 1: on it? He said, tomato sauce or pizza sauce. And
Speaker 1: I was like sauce, just red. What's the difference whatever
Speaker 1: you would put on pizza, put it on there. What's
Speaker 1: the difference between tomato sauce and pizza sauce? Aren't they
Speaker 1: all made of tomatoes? Hello?
Speaker 2: Okay, what I'm sorry? Nobody.
Speaker 1: You said tomato sauce. But why do you ask that?
Speaker 1: If you, why didn't you just say tomato sauce?
Speaker 2: I said, sauce, pizza sauce. Pizza sauce isn't a thing.
Speaker 2: That's like saying that the condiments on like hot dogs,
Speaker 2: like ketchup and mustard, if they come in a pack,
Speaker 2: you'd go give me the hot dog sauce.
Speaker 1: Yes, But she said, what is hot dog sauce? He said,
Speaker 1: do you want tomato sauce or pizza sauce?
Speaker 2: He probably was confused.
Speaker 1: So I just said red sauce. Red, Just get me red.
Speaker 1: There's the sauce you put on, Just say tomato sauce,
Speaker 1: the sauce you put on a regular piece of pizza.
Speaker 1: I want that.
Speaker 2: That's tomato sauce.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what I want.
Speaker 2: So you wanted a okay?
Speaker 1: Oh god, I like sauce. I like red sauce on
Speaker 1: all pizza.
Speaker 2: So you wanted a white slice, yes, and then want
Speaker 2: it to them to put tomato.
Speaker 1: Sauce because it doesn't come with it.
Speaker 2: So you don't like actual white slices.
Speaker 1: Then I do with sauce on it.
Speaker 2: That's not a white slice.
Speaker 1: Then it's still white and red.
Speaker 2: That's not a thing. You're basically just to make it pizza.
Speaker 1: It is a thing because people like it.
Speaker 2: Me. Okay, your whole you you love generalizing. You think
Speaker 2: of the only thinking. Then you think I'm the.
Speaker 1: Only one that ever asked for sauce on a white slice.
Speaker 2: No one's calling it pizza sauce. They're saying, can I
Speaker 2: get some tomato sauce on the side?
Speaker 1: No, I want it on it. I want you to
Speaker 1: put it in the oven on it. I want it hot.
Speaker 2: And you're asking them to make a whole different slice
Speaker 2: of pizza, Scott, No, just add sauce to Scott.
Speaker 1: You can't get a white slice with sauce, Scott, I'll come.
Speaker 2: That way exactly. So when you're asking them.
Speaker 1: To although they do make regular slices with ricotta on it,
Speaker 1: that's a white slice with sauce. Yes.
Speaker 2: Again, when you can't you can't just make this up
Speaker 2: and say that a slice, a white slice, a slice
Speaker 2: that's made.
Speaker 1: We should get the Brooklyn boys on the phone.
Speaker 2: Go for it, because this is terrible. How could you
Speaker 2: really think to yourself you created a whole different slice.
Speaker 2: You don't want the white slice, then what you want
Speaker 2: is the cheese from the white slice with the sauce
Speaker 2: from pizza.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no no. How do you use the phone?
Speaker 2: I don't know that's your thing.
Speaker 1: I gotta try something over here.
Speaker 2: I'll just get Brody on speakerphone.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, that sounds like garbage. Hold on, I
Speaker 1: can't you hear a dial tone?
Speaker 2: I don't hear anything.
Speaker 1: Did we get dial tones on these phones? I don't know,
Speaker 1: stupid phones. Well how about here? Nah, I don't hear anything. Whatever,
Speaker 1: Just put it on speakerphone. No, that's stupid because he's
Speaker 1: going to go off on a tangent and it's not
Speaker 1: gonna be you're gonna be able to hear it. But
Speaker 1: I fine, we can.
Speaker 2: Ask him really quick.
Speaker 1: What are we asking him?
Speaker 2: I'm going to ask him if he's ever heard of
Speaker 2: pizza sauce.
Speaker 1: You do it?
Speaker 2: Then let me see what's his text.
Speaker 1: I think he's taking a nap. Now this is his
Speaker 1: nap time.
Speaker 2: Well, he's got to wake up because we got something
Speaker 2: to talk about.
Speaker 1: What he wants. He's not gonna able to hear me.
Speaker 2: He could hear you speak up, Bucko, what do you want?
Speaker 1: Andrew?
Speaker 2: Maybe he won't even answer.
Speaker 1: He won't he would answer. You know, I'll call he'll answer.
Speaker 2: That would be sad.
Speaker 1: Watch no, because he's he knows that we're calling for
Speaker 1: the podcast, so he won't answer.
Speaker 2: What about scary?
Speaker 1: I just I need to do it on the phone.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna sound good. Just to hang up. Hang up.
Speaker 1: You know what, maybe we can be a guest on
Speaker 1: their show and discuss this.
Speaker 2: That's a good idea.
Speaker 1: So we'll do a crossover.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, we heard a good crossover event. Back to
Speaker 2: my story. You cannot call it pizza sauce. It's tomato sauce.
Speaker 1: But he asked me if I wanted tomato sauce or
Speaker 1: pizza sauce.
Speaker 2: He was probably just confused.
Speaker 1: You don't remember that commercial Polyo string cheese.
Speaker 2: Well, get me a time capsule and I'll transport back
Speaker 2: to the eighties and be alive then and then I
Speaker 2: can remember it with.
Speaker 1: Polyo string cheese.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you really get a white slice with sauce.
Speaker 1: Why, there's no way in hell that I'm the only
Speaker 1: person that asks for sauce on a white slice. It's
Speaker 1: just not possible.
Speaker 2: Again, it's not that, but they're saying they probably just
Speaker 2: want tomato sauce, not pizza sauce. This was what is
Speaker 2: a pizza sauce?
Speaker 1: This is going to go in circles.
Speaker 2: Just what is a pizza sauce?
Speaker 1: It's the red sauce that they put on pizza.
Speaker 2: So it's tomato sauce. It's red sauce, tomato sauce. Sure, great, Okay,
Speaker 2: have a nice day. Just call it that.
Speaker 1: Let's go get some corn raveol.
Speaker 2: Just call it that.
Speaker 1: I want corn ravioli.
Speaker 2: Should we go to a pizza place? In this way,
Speaker 2: you could go start talking to him about pizza sauces.
Speaker 1: Sure, how many different pizza sauces are there?
Speaker 2: There's one because that's all you put on pizzas.
Speaker 1: Right, so you can just call it pizza sauce. It's
Speaker 1: the men in that, okay. As people would say, is
Speaker 1: there anything else?
Speaker 2: No? I mean that was a way to end it.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that that's much dumb.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean you're the one who's going up to
Speaker 2: places going can I get pizza sauce?
Speaker 1: But that listen, I do that everywhere that I go,
Speaker 1: and no one else had ever given me a problem.
Speaker 2: Because they're probably like, oh, he's a special person. Let's
Speaker 2: just put some red sauce on it and call it
Speaker 2: a day.
Speaker 1: Most pizza places have this little cup of sauce on
Speaker 1: top of the oven because when people ask for a
Speaker 1: sad of sauce, they just give you one of those.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like what you dip your mozzidelle sticks.
Speaker 1: In mozzarella sticks? Yes, it's mozzarella. So you're doing the
Speaker 1: Spanish accent thing with Italian. Now, well I'm actually Italian,
Speaker 1: but it's still mozzarella. Well, you know, I can go
Speaker 1: interchangeable with it. It's also again I am Italian, but
Speaker 1: we also do that.
Speaker 2: You don't they a star.
Speaker 1: But we had that whole conversation where you speak perfect
Speaker 1: English and then you add the accent.
Speaker 2: To well me saying what is different than you going
Speaker 2: oh it is asse color with you rolling your rs. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's very different.
Speaker 1: But I didn't do that. I just said it's asse color.
Speaker 1: I didn't do that color. I didn't do that. I
Speaker 1: was just doing that the serial kill for the story
Speaker 1: I said. For the story, I said, I hated when
Speaker 1: people do that when they're just having a normal conversation,
Speaker 1: and then they just say, add that.
Speaker 2: In two weeks from now, when that corn Flake Cinnamon
Speaker 2: episode is up and you're talking in Spanish the whole time,
Speaker 2: you will hear yourself talking in an accent the whole time, because.
Speaker 1: I was doing the entire sentence in Spanish so much.
Speaker 1: It really bothers you that much, it does.
Speaker 2: It's mozzarella, It's mozzarella. Get some mozzarella with your pizza
Speaker 2: sticks or pizza sauce.
Speaker 1: Well then why don't on the package of palio? How
Speaker 1: come they don't spell it muza? Why is there? Why
Speaker 1: is there an l's and a's and stuff. You're supposed
Speaker 1: to pronounce it because it's there, right, I bet you.
Speaker 1: Even in Italy it's spelled mozzarella.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to get my Italian because in
Speaker 2: Felipo on the phone.
Speaker 1: No, I don't. I don't because he's going to yell
Speaker 1: at me, and I just don't. I'm not interested.
Speaker 2: He actually probably would, It would be very funny. We'll
Speaker 2: have to talk to Fullipo next y.
Speaker 1: You know, we're gonna figure out how to get the
Speaker 1: phones working in here, and we'll do that. Wow, that'll
Speaker 1: be a game changer for us phones. We did that
Speaker 1: one time though. I don't know why I'm not getting
Speaker 1: a dial tone. Maybe there aren't dial tones anymore.
Speaker 2: You're not focusing on your cell.
Speaker 1: There's no dial tone. Maybe this thing doesn't have a
Speaker 1: dial tone. Hold on, let me try to dial and
Speaker 1: see what happens. Okay, what's your number? Andrew?
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say it over the thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's not working. I hear it over there, but
Speaker 1: not over here. All right, Well, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: ask Jeff how to get that to work.
Speaker 2: How long has this episode been?
Speaker 1: Too long? Almost thirty minutes?
Speaker 2: Every single one of these episodes? Almost thirty minutes now
Speaker 2: because we fight back and forth, Andrew, Well, we weren't
Speaker 2: really fighting it. We fight, just me fight. We fight
Speaker 2: on you calling the Scotty. I know that one.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: Itchy and Scratchy from the Simpsons.
Speaker 1: Very good thirtieth season? Right? Oh, thirty minutes thirtieth season?
Speaker 1: Maybe we should no, right, I haven't watched The Simpsons
Speaker 1: in quite some time. I used to watch it every
Speaker 1: single Even my wife Amy, she was like, I remember
Speaker 1: when the first one came on and we were addicted
Speaker 1: to We watched every single week.
Speaker 2: Best episode is Trios of Horror. I never liked the
Speaker 2: moment the Dolphins. Never like Dolphins took over. That is
Speaker 2: the best episode. I crack up every time. That's what
Speaker 2: coming into The Simpsons.
Speaker 1: I was not into those. Anytime it was Halloween and
Speaker 1: that would come on, I'm like, oh, I'm not watching
Speaker 1: this week. And that was it. Do you remember what
Speaker 1: show it debuted on on Fox? The ed Wood Show,
Speaker 1: No Tracy Allman as one of the very first shows
Speaker 1: that ever aired. That and Married with Children, and I
Speaker 1: think like America's Most Wanted or something like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, America's Most Wants. It doesn't even air anymore.
Speaker 1: It sure does. It's back in a new Uh, it's
Speaker 1: kind of new. It's different. They caught a lot of
Speaker 1: people with that show, a lot of bad people.
Speaker 2: You know what. I was thinking, Cops, that's the one
Speaker 2: that's on hiatus right now.
Speaker 1: No, it's not a hiatus. It's done. That show can't
Speaker 1: be on anymore. Well, because it's twenty twenty one. On
Speaker 1: that note, thank you so much for listening to Serial Killers,
Speaker 1: because that was hashtag canceled, which Amy also just realized
Speaker 1: was a thing. You know that she didn't know that
Speaker 1: canceled was a thing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's been a thing.
Speaker 1: It's canceled culture here. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean that a lot of things have
Speaker 2: been getting canceled for years.
Speaker 1: But it was called something else. I mean, like yeah,
Speaker 1: just like don't watch that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, literally, like Janet Jackson the Super Bowl two thousand
Speaker 2: and four, technically that was quote unquote canceling.
Speaker 1: But no one ever, no one has, no one ever
Speaker 1: said that until probably what six months to a year ago.
Speaker 2: No, right, it's been a thing a yearuple of years now. Really, Yes,
Speaker 2: canceled least twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1: Canceled, Yes, but it hasn't really gotten big until the
Speaker 1: Karen thing. Yes. No, Karen and canceled kind of went
Speaker 1: hand in hand. No, am I wrong?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: All right? So you know what I'm gonna do. Okay,
Speaker 1: when we're done with the show, I'm going to go
Speaker 1: into my Twitter and I'm going to type in a
Speaker 1: search for hashtag canceled, and I'm going to see how
Speaker 1: far back it goes. I'll see when the first one was.
Speaker 1: And I'm not talking like game shows from the seventies.
Speaker 1: I want to know, like the New Current canceled when
Speaker 1: that started.
Speaker 2: That was probably like in like the early twenty tens,
Speaker 2: people started using it.
Speaker 1: Shut the hell up?
Speaker 2: Up?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Where was I not on social media?
Speaker 1: Yes? I was? I was on MySpace. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: on that case to see you, We'll see you Monday
Speaker 1: with it all new serial Killers, and again Wednesday, perhaps
Speaker 1: if Andrew wants to come in again. Yes, yes, let's
Speaker 1: go have lunch. I'm hungry, and then we can get
Speaker 1: there before noon before it gets busy.
Speaker 2: Perfect.
Speaker 1: Cool. Oh, I'll make a reservation on open table and
Speaker 1: get the points I want the points. Okay, you can
Speaker 1: know the Have you ever actually redeemed those? Let me
Speaker 1: tell you something, because my points came up for redemption
Speaker 1: right when COVID started, and so my certificate is no
Speaker 1: longer valid because you couldn't eat and they don't care.
Speaker 1: They won't like, they won't redo it for me.
Speaker 2: Bastards.
Speaker 1: Seriously, bastard. I'm gonna go over here and get the ball,
Speaker 1: all right, So until we see you next time, I
Speaker 1: should just make this a sound effect. It'd be much easier.
Speaker 1: I could just hit a button.
Speaker 2: Instead of doing But all right, buddy, can you do it?
Speaker 1: We'll see you next week, say clink Andrew clink. Oh yeah,
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Speaker 1: People that are listening to this podcast want a bowl
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Speaker 2: Make one in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: Talk to you later Bye,