WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Pizza Sauce 0:00:03.000 --> 0:00:06.200 Are you rolling, my friend? Are you rolling? 0:00:06.960 --> 0:00:08.000 Ready to rumble? 0:00:08.880 --> 0:00:10.280 Maybe I say that I think you're get in trouble 0:00:10.320 --> 0:00:27.680 for that. Hello Andrew, Hi Scott. Welcome to another exciting 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:31.080 edition of bull Chat. Yeah, it's the sister podcast is 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:32.000 Serial Killers. 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:35.239 Yeah, and we do it almost pretty much close to 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:36.520 live these days, which is nice. 0:00:36.600 --> 0:00:40.160 Yes, because we recorded this yesterday. Yeah, which is today? Yeah, 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:44.760 I'm confused. It's exciting and fun, but it's Wednesday, August eleventh. Yeah, 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:47.520 and uh, here we are. How's it going? 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:48.159 Wonderful? 0:00:48.200 --> 0:00:52.000 How are you good? I mean, did you get a 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:53.760 list of topics from the listeners or no? 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:55.840 Amy was supposed to give me a list of topics. 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:57.240 Amy loves this show. 0:00:57.360 --> 0:00:58.600 She does she loves bull Chat. 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:00.960 She wants to be on it. Yeah, so we'll have 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:02.480 to accommodate her at some point. 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:05.840 We will definitely be able to accommodate people. In the future. 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:08.800 Things are coming back Zoom's work and again people can 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:11.000 come in. We're going to make this all work. I 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:14.000 just know it. Okay, what was the thing I was 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:16.279 going to say? Oh, last week's episode where I edited 0:01:16.360 --> 0:01:16.840 things out? 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:19.959 Okay, can we discuss for a moment. Yes, let's discuss. 0:01:20.280 --> 0:01:22.640 So if you listened to last Wednesday's episode or the 0:01:22.760 --> 0:01:26.000 previous bull chat, Andrew was on the road with Gandhi 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:29.479 and Diamond yep, and the delay was horrific because we 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:31.640 were the Wi Fi there was terrible and so I 0:01:31.720 --> 0:01:32.240 were in a park. 0:01:32.280 --> 0:01:34.160 Yeah, it was like a literal national park. 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:39.559 I would say, hey, buddy, how you doing. I'm doing well, Scott, 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:42.200 And that's what the whole thing was like. So I 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:45.440 was angry and complaining for the entire episode, but then 0:01:45.480 --> 0:01:48.240 Andrew went and edited out all those dead spots. So 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:50.560 I sounded like a giant chirt complaining about nothing. 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:53.200 But it was too brutal to leave it as is. 0:01:53.680 --> 0:01:54.800 It was too too brutal. 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:56.960 Well, you could have left it a little bit. 0:01:57.160 --> 0:01:59.520 No, it was so bad that it just was like 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:03.640 and nobody. I think it's funny is that you complain 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:08.040 that I never ever like I wouldn't even know how 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:08.440 to edit. 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:10.720 No, I never said that lazy to do it. 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:14.200 Let's rewind the tapes on that one bucko, because. 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:15.560 You said you like to push them out as all. 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:17.720 I said no, but you've also said like, I'd love 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:19.640 to see you try and edit. As serial killers, you 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:20.960 could never do what I do. 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:22.639 I mean, your edits were not very clean. I could 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:23.240 tell where they were. 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:23.960 Yeah, could you? 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:24.400 Yeah? 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:26.400 Could you? Because when I spoke to Amy, She's like, yeah, no, no, 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:27.120 it's had a great. 0:02:27.000 --> 0:02:29.040 Well an audio person would realize that the breath was up. 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:29.919 Well, let me tell you something. 0:02:29.960 --> 0:02:32.000 I've listened to Serial Killers and I've heard it. You 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:33.800 know you can a little bit. You can never tell 0:02:33.840 --> 0:02:36.600 where there's an edit. I can really, Yes, okay, I 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:38.480 want you to find one. Glad that I want you 0:02:38.520 --> 0:02:39.760 to play it for me and say, oh, no, better 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:40.480 than ed You know what. 0:02:40.440 --> 0:02:42.640 I could do. I could actually cut the audio myself 0:02:42.639 --> 0:02:43.760 because I know how to do that. 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:44.359 Great. 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:46.280 Also, side note. 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:49.600 You I noticed remember the time when we love each other? Yes, 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:51.040 we do love each other, but it just has to 0:02:51.080 --> 0:02:53.960 be said when you talk. I had to cut out 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:54.639 so many of the. 0:02:56.360 --> 0:02:59.080 Like you start a lot of sentences with like a well, 0:02:59.080 --> 0:02:59.760 most people need. 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:00.600 To breathe before they talk. 0:03:01.120 --> 0:03:03.400 You do a big gulf of air before I cut 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:05.160 a few of those out. Like in the middle of 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:07.200 a story, you would be talking and then it would 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:08.880 start going like this, and then. 0:03:09.240 --> 0:03:11.000 Well, because I'm a professional and I have to fill 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:13.600 my diaphragm. Okay, is that what they talked to you 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:17.040 about radio school? They sure did, Andrew, all right, so 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:17.840 what's going on? 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:19.400 I really don't have anything? 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:23.440 Okay, well I do. Okay, how about outdated sayings? Because 0:03:23.480 --> 0:03:25.799 I heard someone on the news the other day say, oh, 0:03:26.280 --> 0:03:28.600 it's just like a broken record, or I sound like 0:03:28.639 --> 0:03:32.360 a broken record every time I say that. Okay, this 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:37.280 generation doesn't know what that means. True, even the generation 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:41.040 that would like, how often did records break on the 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:41.720 record player? 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:44.480 Well, let me tell you something. Vinyl is actually making 0:03:44.520 --> 0:03:48.640 a gigantic resurgence, so kids probably do know them. 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:51.240 But the saying should have been then a scratched record, 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:52.600 because records don't just break. 0:03:52.760 --> 0:03:55.080 Well, isn't that there another phrase that's just like a 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:56.160 record scratch moment? 0:03:57.320 --> 0:03:59.200 Yeah? Yeah, but I don't. Yeah, but people, but the 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:03.960 common phrase is dold me to sound like a broken record. 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:07.280 But and they say the same thing that they always say. 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:09.640 Okay, okay, okay. 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:12.840 Then there's another one because on the same newscast there 0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:16.720 is a weather reporter, what a beautiful day today, tomorrow 0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:18.880 a carbon copy of today? 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:21.520 Okay, yeah, well that one is old that. 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:22.960 You need to stop saying, because I don't even think 0:04:22.960 --> 0:04:24.680 you can buy carbon paper anymore. Do even know what 0:04:24.720 --> 0:04:25.719 carbon paper is? 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:27.560 Is that the one that it would like you'd sign 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:29.760 it and then like your signature would appear in like 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:30.760 six other pages. 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:33.560 Yes, but a lot of times, like the check books. 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:34.520 You know what a check book is? 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:35.640 Yes, I still write checks. 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:37.599 They have carbon lists, you know, you just push it 0:04:37.680 --> 0:04:40.240 to go through. But they I actually sold carbon paper 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:42.800 which was the size of like a regular square of paper, 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:45.000 and you would put it in between two sheets and 0:04:45.000 --> 0:04:46.400 you would write on it and it would go through 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:47.839 and it'd be a carbon copy. 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:51.960 What's hysterical to me is mattress stores still use that. Like, 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:55.080 I don't know what mattress stores are doing these days, 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:57.719 but let me tell you something. There's something going on 0:04:57.800 --> 0:05:02.039 there because they all have, Like to get a mattress 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:04.479 in today's day and age, you feel like should just oh, 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:07.279 I'll pay for it and it's done. No, they print 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:10.120 out like the six foot long receipts. 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:11.479 Paper like cvs. 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:14.400 Yes, yeah, and it's like all on pink and yellow paper. 0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:16.680 Here's your copy. No, we can't email it to you 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:19.479 the delivery date. We'll call you to schedule it. It's 0:05:19.480 --> 0:05:21.400 all just a process that makes no sense. 0:05:21.440 --> 0:05:23.880 Well, that sounds more like a smaller mattress retailer, I 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:26.040 mean of the big ones. They just it's in the 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:27.600 computer and they print out the thing and that's it. 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:30.240 Yeah, but it's like the old school computer where it's 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:32.280 like the click click, click click and a green screen. 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:34.640 You know what I saw in a store a couple 0:05:34.680 --> 0:05:37.920 of weeks ago. Speaking of old school, you've probably never 0:05:37.960 --> 0:05:41.800 seen one in your life. A credit card imprinter. 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:44.120 Like the thing that you would go like this with. 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:46.359 Yes, so you will put the credit card in the 0:05:46.400 --> 0:05:48.080 thing and you'd put the slip on top of it, 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:50.560 and you go and you make the imprint on the 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:54.120 piece of paper. I remember those things. And then they 0:05:54.160 --> 0:05:56.480 got a little bit more sophisticated. American Express came out 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:58.240 with the ones that was a stand up when you 0:05:58.279 --> 0:05:59.960 put the card in the slip and you would close 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:02.960 and it would do it automatically, because American Express. 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:05.839 You know, fancy exactly. No, I've seen those before. Actually 0:06:05.920 --> 0:06:08.760 in a lot of hotels they would do that. I remember, 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:09.240 that's right. 0:06:09.480 --> 0:06:11.240 They would take an imprint so they would have it 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:15.360 and you know what, just like a corded landline. It's 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:17.480 not a bad thing to have in case the power 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:19.880 goes out or whatever. So if you you can't take 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:21.839 credit cards in a store, if there's no power or 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:24.080 internet or whatever, at least this way you could take 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:27.920 an imprint of the card. However, many credit cards now, 0:06:27.920 --> 0:06:30.880 if you look at them, they're not embossed like that anymore. 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:33.400 They're just printed on there. So you can't even do 0:06:33.440 --> 0:06:34.479 the click click anymore. 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:36.760 For a lot of cards can't do the click click. Yeah, 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:39.200 that makes Scottie sad. It does because I used to 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:41.360 when I used to work in the five and dime Andrew. 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:46.359 It was really weird back then because you if you 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:47.720 were suspicious of a credit card. 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:49.360 First of all, there was a book. There was like 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:51.760 a phone book that would come out every month or 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:54.360 so that would have bad credit card numbers in it, 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:56.599 and if you suspected anything, you could go and look 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:59.400 it up and be like hmmmmmm okay, not in there. 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:01.840 Or you could call an eight hundred number, yeah, a 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:05.120 four to two seven six sitution expiration to eighty nine, 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:08.279 and they'd be like they'd be like, no, it's approved. 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:10.960 So times have change. 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:13.520 Imagine being the person on the other end, who's just like, 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:15.320 you're really gonna look in a book to see if 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:15.920 my credit. 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:16.320 Card is baked? 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:21.160 Yeah, that's hysterical. Talk about jobs that like completely don't 0:07:21.160 --> 0:07:24.000 exist anymore. Imagine if the fraud department was just like 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:27.200 people calling from local seven elevens, Hey, yeah, we think 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:28.120 we have fraud. 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:32.640 What eleven plus? I had to make change? People don't 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:33.760 how to make change anymore. 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:38.880 Japan has the best, the best, the absolute best ATMs 0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:42.160 or sorry, cash registers in the entire world. There is 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:46.280 no handling any of the money. You put the money in. 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:49.480 So just say it was like nineteen fifty, obviously you'd 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:52.240 be getting fifteen cents back. But you put the money, 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:54.080 you hand it to them, They put it in the 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:57.800 cash register, dispenses it back to you. The ATM, the 0:07:57.800 --> 0:07:59.560 person who's in charge of the cashge just puts the 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:00.240 money in. That. 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:01.760 That's why people are stupid. They don't have to do 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:04.600 any of thinking anymore. Like dollar sixty two, I gave 0:08:04.600 --> 0:08:07.200 you two dollars, clerk, how much do I get back? Andrew? Hurry? 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:09.840 Dollar sixty two A dollar? Sorry, I get forty eight 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:13.240 cents back? Thirty eight cents Andrew? That one, so i'd 0:08:13.240 --> 0:08:15.120 get a quarter a dime. I'm gonna go to you 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:16.280 so I get extra pennies. 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:17.360 I want extra, I'm gonna go. 0:08:17.480 --> 0:08:19.720 One time I was a cashier at our local deli 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:21.720 that was like my summer job for a couple of years. 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:25.360 One time it wasn't a far away deli, it was 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:26.120 the local one. 0:08:26.320 --> 0:08:28.520 So I was in cash strip. You weren't the cash 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:32.600 register at my local deli. And one time I gave 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:35.679 someone one hundred dollars and they bought like the chain 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:37.959 should have been a dollar. It was really bad. Luckily 0:08:38.000 --> 0:08:39.960 that person like came back in and was like, you 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:41.280 gave me way too much money. 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:42.679 That's very nice. Like it was, you know, me and 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:44.839 the stupid dollar two dollar bills. Yeah. I went to 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:49.040 RB's one time, can what and it was like I 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:50.960 don't know, six seventy two or something, and I gave 0:08:50.960 --> 0:08:52.440 them two dollar bills and they gave me a change 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:57.280 for twenty. Yeah. So I pulled back around and gave 0:08:57.280 --> 0:08:58.680 it back to them because I feel that they're gonna 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:00.000 be short, they're gonna get in trouble. Yeah. 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:03.080 Yeah, that wasn't great. That wasn't my shining moment. I 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:05.680 will say, but working in catch register was fine. I 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:07.640 like pressing the buttons. I do too, Yeah, and. 0:09:07.600 --> 0:09:09.800 Then I figured out how to make it tell you 0:09:09.840 --> 0:09:12.080 what the change was, and then I got stupid again. 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:15.520 Well, I mean again, if technology makes it more efficient, 0:09:15.559 --> 0:09:17.640 that doesn't necessarily make you stupid. Yeah, but it makes 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:19.720 your brain not work anymore. I mean you could do 0:09:19.760 --> 0:09:21.720 that yourself. You could do Sudoku puzzles, you could do 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:22.480 crossroad puzzles. 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:23.920 And I don't want to do extra stuff. Let me 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:24.880 just do it while I'm at work. 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:28.800 You know, you know what. We're not going to win 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:30.280 on this one, but we're not going to see eye 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:32.680 to eye on it. Yeah, so I'll let you have this. 0:09:32.880 --> 0:09:34.120 That was also the same story that I put the 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:37.680 whisper two thousand in the tampon aisle. So so what anyway, 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:41.160 let's move on. I've told this story before. 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:43.760 Oh gosh, it's you being creepy as a kid. 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:45.320 Yes, it's me being creepy as a kid. 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:46.239 Creepy Scottie. 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:47.880 Yeah, I've grown out of that. 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:49.079 Yeah, fingers crossed? 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:52.679 What else? Andrew, come on, throw something at me? All right, 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:54.160 I'll give you another one. Though. I was driving down 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:56.240 the street the other day, and this really annoyed me. 0:09:56.400 --> 0:09:58.920 I don't want to be like negative, negative Nancy. But 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:02.400 when you're doing like people don't take pride in their 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:05.840 jobs anymore. I think people are just like, eh whatever. 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:07.720 I don't When I do something, I want to do 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:09.520 it right or I'm gonna do it again and make 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:11.680 sure it's right. But there are plenty of people who 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:15.280 just live their life like I don't care, right. 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:17.800 I'm just wondering where this is going. 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:19.760 Well, I mean, I see this very frequently, and I'm 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:21.520 sure if you look for it you'll see it too. 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:25.920 But in the in the street where the people whole 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:30.880 covers are but the people whole well, I don't know 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:32.400 you're allowed to say manhole cover anymore? 0:10:32.520 --> 0:10:34.600 Yes, okay, why would you not be able to say 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:35.880 a manhole? O? 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:39.679 Kidding? So well? I don't I don't want to be. 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:43.800 You know, they're people, not just men. Oh my god? Ah? 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:46.360 So you know why manhole covers are round? Why you 0:10:46.400 --> 0:10:49.000 have no idea? Now if there were square, they could 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:51.800 fall in. You try to put a round can't fall 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:54.440 into itself. Square. You could put on an angle and it 0:10:54.440 --> 0:11:01.200 would fall through. Round cannot fall through a hole? What yeah, no, yes, 0:11:01.800 --> 0:11:05.199 around manhole cover if you could try to flip it 0:11:05.240 --> 0:11:06.920 any which way and it won't fall through. But a 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:09.440 square you can turn and you know, put in a 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:11.240 diagonal and it would fall right to the hole and 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:13.080 you would have missing manhole covers left and right. 0:11:13.160 --> 0:11:14.880 You're so right. I never thought of that. 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:18.080 I mean, I'm not right that. It just is huh. Anyway, 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:20.240 So back to my point. So I was driving down 0:11:20.240 --> 0:11:22.880 the street as I normally do, and where the painted 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:25.199 line is the yellow line down the middle. Yeah, so 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:27.640 obviously somebody did some work and they removed the cover 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:29.520 and there was a painted line on it, but they 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:31.959 put it back reversed, so the line is like going 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:35.160 in the other direction. Like you can't just line it up. Yeah, 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:37.439 Like you have a little bit of pride in your work. 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:39.760 Well, something tells me that by the end of those days, 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:43.400 especially in the summer, it's probably baking hot. You get 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:46.160 it work in the concrete and you're just like, I'm 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:46.600 over this. 0:11:46.840 --> 0:11:49.360 It takes a second to just do it right, that's all. 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:53.840 But again, you do not do any physical labor, so 0:11:53.960 --> 0:11:56.360 therefore you can't be saying just do your job right, 0:11:56.520 --> 0:11:59.760 lazy person. Let me go put on my audio things. 0:12:01.000 --> 0:12:02.439 I go grocery shopping for people. 0:12:02.480 --> 0:12:06.840 That's okay. What are you really comparing working instacart with 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:09.880 putting down like concrete lines, or even be a mail man. 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:12.200 I don't have to reach out mahi for boxes. 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:13.199 I can't. 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:15.240 I can't. What happened? 0:12:15.440 --> 0:12:17.880 No, Scott, you are not even close. 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:20.920 I have nothing against it. I've just never had a 0:12:21.000 --> 0:12:23.280 job like that before I understood I would do it. 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:25.920 But again, I'm sure you would. And then the minute 0:12:25.920 --> 0:12:29.000 they were like, all right, go do this, he'd be. 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:30.760 Like, so they always told me how to do well 0:12:30.760 --> 0:12:33.520 in school, or I'd be a ditch digger. And I 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:35.840 didn't do well in school. But I'm not a ditch digger. 0:12:35.880 --> 0:12:38.120 I'm disappointed. I would like to dig ditches. Well, I 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:39.120 mean it good exercise. 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:41.880 Listen, here's my thoughts if I struck it right away. 0:12:41.880 --> 0:12:43.679 Trucks dig ditches anyway. People don't. 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:48.040 Yes, so you'd be an operator. 0:12:48.120 --> 0:12:49.400 I would like to operate a truck. 0:12:49.480 --> 0:12:50.560 Well, then why don't you go do it? 0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:54.160 Don't they have like Digger World somewhere like an amusement park. 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:56.319 We love to do draw these giant back hos. 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:58.520 We should I should find one and then reach out 0:12:58.520 --> 0:12:59.240 to them on Instagram. 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:02.240 There's one not terrible far away through of serial killers. 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:04.520 You can go in the in the big shovel and 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:05.840 I'll move you around. 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:08.000 I would love that, except I feel like something would 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:09.600 go wrong and I'd get hurt. Of course it would, 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:13.920 I would get hurt. What was I about to say? 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:15.480 Oh my god, it was just in my head and 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:16.640 then you made it leave. 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:25.720 I'm sorry. It was about manual labor, manually digging, ditches, ditches, steamroller. 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:27.040 Got it if I struck it? 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:27.280 Rich? 0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:28.200 Do you know what I'm gonna do? 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:29.959 Buy a truck? No? 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:32.880 Two businesses am opening up? 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:35.000 Okay? Are you gonna give something away that people a 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:36.240 gonna steal? Okay? 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:41.439 Funeral home and a laundromat. Those two fool proof. 0:13:41.280 --> 0:13:43.840 Because people always need it. Yes, But what happens if 0:13:43.840 --> 0:13:45.840 you own a laundromat in a town and then all 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:47.360 of a sudden people say, you know what, I'm gonna 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:48.720 buy a washer dryer, and then. 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:52.520 Once I do it in a city, laundromat in a 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:55.240 city is ever closed. I don't know, besides the ones 0:13:55.280 --> 0:14:00.360 that get closed down from mob connections or rats. I mean, really, 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:02.120 I don't think a rat shutting and a laundromat. 0:14:02.240 --> 0:14:04.439 No. No, I guess if they have a candy machine. 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:09.120 Maybe, well I'll put Diamonds vending machines in my laundromats. 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:11.600 That's another thing I've asked Diamond out for months, because Diamond, 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:13.400 you know our executive producer that doesn't even know that 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:16.480 we do bull chat. She has a vending machine route 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:19.640 and I'm super jealous. I love vending machines, and we've 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:22.480 spoken about this before, but I just I want to 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:26.160 go fill her machine. I want to go restock. I 0:14:26.200 --> 0:14:28.280 want to go restock the machine that she has. I 0:14:28.320 --> 0:14:29.000 want to do that. 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:30.640 I would love to own a vending machine. 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:35.280 Think of keys, open it up job. I would because 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:36.840 I like filling things. 0:14:36.960 --> 0:14:39.280 I could just see somebody like walking up to the 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:41.480 vending machine as you're stocking it and being like, the 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:43.280 vending machine is closed right now? But can I take 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:45.400 a quick survey to see what snacks you like? 0:14:45.520 --> 0:14:46.840 I don't have to take a survey. I know what 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:49.000 people like. Oh here, I would have the best vending 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:49.800 machine in town. 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:51.640 How would you know what people like? 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:53.280 Because I know what the cool snacks are. 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:54.520 You know what the cool snacks do? 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:57.440 You don't put it with Kreddy chips. This good stuff. 0:14:57.480 --> 0:14:59.480 What's the hot chip on the market right now? 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:01.240 Well, first of all, you have to get like the 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:03.080 good snack cakes, and you can't. I'm sorry, but you 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:06.440 can't put in Missus Freshley's or Wilma Fingerdoo or whatever 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:11.480 that guy's name is. What's otis, spunk Meyer, willmop Beloved. 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:14.280 That stuff. You can't put the no name crap in. 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:17.680 Missus Freshley is never fresh because it sits there forever. 0:15:18.040 --> 0:15:21.440 There's a Missus Freshley coffee cake in our machine. There 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:23.560 a honeybun. It's a honey bun and it's been. 0:15:23.480 --> 0:15:26.760 There for weeks, probably years. Let me tell you something 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:29.160 in the vending machine. Also over there, they have a 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:33.160 Snapple fruit punch. When I was interning here in twenty ten, 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:34.640 that bottle was still. 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:36.120 In the wind to tell you and burst your bubble. 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:38.600 That's just for just I get that one doesn't go away. 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:40.240 The labels have changed everything. 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:42.840 That they still use the plastic bottles that they don't 0:15:42.920 --> 0:15:44.000 have the same like they. 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:47.040 Sure, but that's just showing you the flavor. 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:50.000 I'm just saying the bottle on the inside too. If 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:52.120 I ordered a Snapple fruit punch right now. It's not 0:15:52.200 --> 0:15:54.320 the new Snapple logo. It's from at least five. 0:15:54.200 --> 0:15:55.440 Hours on a second. So this is you would have 0:15:55.440 --> 0:16:01.000 any machine clink, nothing's happening, But I just or well 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:02.080 I don't know. 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:03.920 Do I not know how to press a button? 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:05.800 You don't order things from a vending machine. 0:16:07.000 --> 0:16:09.520 So you decided to bring that up for your joke. 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:12.360 Well it wasn't a joke, but I have You don't 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:17.080 order something, you purchase something, right, choose something, go to 0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:19.000 the ven Domatic and get something. 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:20.400 Do you want to go back to the Automatic? 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:22.840 I will have lunch with you today if you'd like, 0:16:22.880 --> 0:16:24.280 but I do not want to go there. They drove, 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:26.560