Speaker 1: Look maner oh, I see you my own look over
Speaker 1: there is that culture. Yes Wow Lost. In the category
Speaker 1: of the Renee Rap Award for Power in Lesbianism, the
Speaker 1: nominees are Billy Jean King, Miranda Hobbs, Nissi Nash Bets,
Speaker 1: Cynthia Nixon, and Field Hockey MHM. These are the nominees
Speaker 1: for the Renee Rap Award for Power in Lesbianism.
Speaker 2: In the category of Sexual Position of the Year, the
Speaker 2: nominees are Doggie, Cowgirl, Side, Intimate Missionary, No Blinking, and None.
Speaker 2: Sex is Over. These are the nominees for Sexual Position
Speaker 2: of the Year.
Speaker 1: In the category of the Lost Cult Fandom of the Year,
Speaker 1: the nominees are Readers, Kadis, Publicists, Finalists and a group
Speaker 1: we have not yet come to know. These are the
Speaker 1: nominees for the Lost culch Fandom of the Year. In
Speaker 1: the category of Macharina Award for Dance Even You Can Do,
Speaker 1: the nominees are Step, Touch and a Circle with Your Girls,
Speaker 1: Loving Life, Booty Shake, Electric Slide, h O T t
Speaker 1: O g O, Chapel Roone. These are the nominees for
Speaker 1: Makarena Award for Dance Even You Can Do. In the
Speaker 1: category of Clock Award for sheikhst Thing to Hang on
Speaker 1: a Wall. The nominees are Tasteful nude self portrait, black
Speaker 1: and white photo of you and your handsome husband on
Speaker 1: the beach. We get it, circular mirror from West elmin
Speaker 1: a blue ribbon. You wanted a contest.
Speaker 2: And know that you made me.
Speaker 1: I don't like how you pay me and I'm still
Speaker 1: here hanging ari. These are the nominees for Clock Award
Speaker 1: for sikhst Thing to Hang on a Wall.
Speaker 2: In the category of International Award for Best International City,
Speaker 2: the nominees are London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, and Oz.
Speaker 2: These are the nominees for International Award for Best International City.
Speaker 1: In the category of Kimberly Locke Award for Best World Wonder,
Speaker 1: the nominees are Stonehenge, Lauren Alred's Vocals, Pacific Ocean. How talented.
Speaker 1: So many of these folks are on Project Runway and EPCOT.
Speaker 1: These are the nominees for the Kimberly Locke Award for
Speaker 1: Best World Wonder.
Speaker 2: In the category of Absolute Cosmo Award for Cocktail of
Speaker 2: the Season, the nominees are mud Slide, spiked Eggnog, White
Speaker 2: Russian milk punch and Espresso Martini. These are the nominees
Speaker 2: for Absolute Cosmo Award for Cocktail of the Season.
Speaker 1: In the category of the Phone, while at Keys Award
Speaker 1: for small item that we need to stop forgetting for
Speaker 1: Christ's Sake, the nominees are air Tag, contact lenses, lip bomb,
Speaker 1: slash mask, air pods and smaller Umbrella. These are the
Speaker 1: nominees for the Phone, while it Keys Award for small
Speaker 1: item that we need to stop forgetting for crossing.
Speaker 2: In the category of Mulan Award for Best Reflective Surface,
Speaker 2: the nominees are mirror, puddle, beautiful lake glass from building,
Speaker 2: your walking past, and the eyes of your closest girl
Speaker 2: who knows you better than you know your fucking self period.
Speaker 2: You can never surprise her ever. These are the nominees
Speaker 2: for Mulan Award for Best Reflective Surface.
Speaker 1: In the category of sh don't repeat this Award for
Speaker 1: best Room We're making up, the nominees are if you
Speaker 1: wear Lost cultureies this merch you have a bigger, healthier
Speaker 1: cock American Idol Rigged Justice for Jahod, Joe Biden aid
Speaker 1: in Kailani Affair, Iowa Debrie not even Irish, she is
Speaker 1: lying and Elizabeth Debicki is Princess Diana. These are the
Speaker 1: nominees for the Storm Repeat This Award for Best Rumor
Speaker 1: We're making Up.
Speaker 2: In the category of Best kind of Story, the nominees
Speaker 2: are Happy, Short, musicalized, Instagram and hard to digest it
Speaker 2: first but ultimately really meaningful and I'm happy we saw that.
Speaker 2: These are the nominees for best kind of Story.
Speaker 1: In the category of Best Color in the Sky, the
Speaker 1: nominees are blue, White, Purple, gold and Stars. These are
Speaker 1: the nominees for best Color in the Sky.
Speaker 2: In the category of Moon Award for Shining Brightly, the
Speaker 2: nominees are Diamonds by Rihanna hung Chow, East Facing Windows
Speaker 2: in the Morning, Mars and Betty Boop. These are the
Speaker 2: nominees for Moon Award for Shining Brightly.
Speaker 1: In the category of the Sun Award for So Fucking Hot,
Speaker 1: nominees are Plastique Tiara, Jonathan Bailey, it has to be said,
Speaker 1: but our one precious Planet, Maryland in the Summer, and
Speaker 1: Betty Boop. These are the nominees for the Sun Award
Speaker 1: for So Fucking Hot.
Speaker 2: In the category of Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Women,
Speaker 2: Huge Impact, the nominees are Sabrina Carpenter four foot eleven,
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga five foot two, Ari five foot one, Anna
Speaker 2: Sophia rob five foot and Reese Witherspoon five foot one.
Speaker 2: These are the nominees for Eva Longoria Award for Tiny
Speaker 2: Women Huge Impact.
Speaker 1: In the category of Hashtag Actually Smart Award for Don't
Speaker 1: Judge a Book by Its Cover, the nominees are gen
Speaker 1: z Elle Woods Coworker You Always Thought was Saying Something poignant,
Speaker 1: Matt Rogers Actually Smart, and Bowen Yang Actually Dumb Something
Speaker 1: nominees for the hashtag Actually Smart Award for its Own
Speaker 1: Touchhip Book by its Cover.
Speaker 2: In the category of Hokah's Award for Best Shoe or Footwear,
Speaker 2: the nominees are Slides Body, Nike Collab, Fishermen, Sandals, Comfortable Platform,
Speaker 2: and Bear. These are the nominees for Hokah's Award for
Speaker 2: Best Shoe or Footwear.
Speaker 1: In the category of Most Matt Rogers Coded Award, the
Speaker 1: nominees are Universal, Epic Universe, One Dollar, Oyster, Happy Hour,
Speaker 1: the Expression not for Nothing, Kate Hudson, and Susceptibilities Slash Vulnerability.
Speaker 1: These are the nominees for Most Matt Rogers Coded Award.
Speaker 2: In the category of Most Bowen Yang Coded Award. The
Speaker 2: nominees are making stew, eating stew, tomato leaves, fragrance, hand washed,
Speaker 2: mad TV and not wanting to say You're tired, so
Speaker 2: you say t word. These are the nominees for Most
Speaker 2: Bowen Yang Coded Award.
Speaker 1: In the category of the Philippa sue Award for Best
Speaker 1: Thing to Burn, the nominees are Nicky Glazer, Roasting, Everyone Mixed,
Speaker 1: CD Bridges, Sage, and USh Burn. These are the nominees
Speaker 1: for the Philippa Sioue Award for Best Thing to Burn.
Speaker 2: In the category of Best New Artist, the nominees are
Speaker 2: Delta Work, Jessel Tanklanald del Rey, Nicholas Galaxy and Princess
Speaker 2: Tatis Bay You Dip. These are the nominees for Best
Speaker 2: New Artists.
Speaker 1: In the category of Best Picture Literal Picture, the nominees
Speaker 1: are Four Women on a Beach, The Real Housewives of
Speaker 1: Salt Lake City, Taylor Script, Script, Taylor Swift, Screaming You've
Speaker 1: Got in Taylor Swift Screaming, Torture, Poets Dispute aka The
Speaker 1: Birds Fighting on a Tree That new one of Gurt
Speaker 1: Russell and Goldie Han and so Lune leaving the metcal
Speaker 1: after beating jay Z's ass These are the nominees for
Speaker 1: Best Picture Literal Picture.
Speaker 2: In the category of Apple Music Spotify Award for Most
Speaker 2: Storied Rivalry, the nominees are Yugi and Kaiba, Hatfields and
Speaker 2: McCoy's two Athletes we Don't Know About from any year Ever,
Speaker 2: Brandy and Monica and Red Versus Blue. These are the
Speaker 2: nominees for Apple Music Spotify Award for Most Storied Rivalry.
Speaker 1: In the category of the Third Grader's Award for Screenwriting Excellence,
Speaker 1: the nominees are this is Me Now, any given political
Speaker 1: speech at any given time by any given candidate, part
Speaker 1: of any given party, Madam Webb, Mommy Menus Starring Lisa,
Speaker 1: and Twisters We're Gonna Assume. These are the nominees for
Speaker 1: the Third Grader's Award for Screenwriting Excellence.
Speaker 2: In the category of Delilah Award for Best Speaking Voice
Speaker 2: Spoken Word, the nominees are Angela Bassett, cho Agdashlu Sam Elliott,
Speaker 2: Dua Lipa and Marge Simpson. These are the nominees for
Speaker 2: Delilah Award for Best Speaking Voice Spoken Word.
Speaker 1: In the category of Psychic Matt went to award for
Speaker 1: Best Gamma. The nominees are Ivy League Schools, all anything Free,
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Nothing's free, Lemonade stands, Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts
Speaker 1: and their Little Cookies, and Reality Fonties. So the nominees
Speaker 1: for Psychic Matt went to an award for Best Gamma.
Speaker 2: In the category of Bowen Yang Is a boob Gay
Speaker 2: Award for best tits even an f slur can appreciate,
Speaker 2: the nominees are sid Swen, Lowercroft, tomb Raider, Sonia, Blade,
Speaker 2: Mortal Kombat, Jade, Mortal Kombat, and Jimbo. These are the
Speaker 2: nominees for Bowen Yang Is a boob Gay Award for
Speaker 2: best tits even in f slur can appreciate.
Speaker 1: In the category of old timey Thing that is back
Speaker 1: to say, the nominees are Perchance, Pray tell I Do,
Speaker 1: Declare Anon and Hooji Mama. These are them for old
Speaker 1: timey thing, that is back to say.
Speaker 2: The category of Girls Award for Sorry It holds Up,
Speaker 2: the nominees are God Only Knows by, the Beach Boys,
Speaker 2: the Golden Girls, Hella good By No Doubt, the Raven Simone,
Speaker 2: Parts of The Cosby Show, and the Absolute Cosmo. These
Speaker 2: are the nominees for Girls Award for It Sorry it
Speaker 2: holds up.
Speaker 1: In the category of Father Award, the nominees are Seth Myers,
Speaker 1: John Hamm god Fathers and the John Mayer Song Daughters
Speaker 1: and Ryan Gosling. These are the nominees for the Father Award.
Speaker 2: In the category of the Daddy Award, the nominees are
Speaker 2: Pedro Pascal war Bucks, Yankee, The sad Sylvia Plath Poem
Speaker 2: and Ryan Gosling. These are the nominees for Daddy Ward.
Speaker 1: The final category of the night is Artist of the Millennium.
Speaker 1: The nominees are Got Mixed, Lona del Rey, Michelle Joe,
Speaker 1: Tilda Swinton and Sandra Diaz Twine. These are the nominees
Speaker 1: for Artists of the Millennium. We look forward to seeing
Speaker 1: you on June fifteenth at the King's Theater, where all
Speaker 1: of these nominees will be present. Some of them will
Speaker 1: become winners and will be giving the Lifetime of Culture
Speaker 1: Ward to many more. Goodbye, MHM.