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Speaker 1: Look maner oh, I see you my own look over

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Speaker 1: there is that culture. Yes Wow Lost. In the category

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Speaker 1: of the Renee Rap Award for Power in Lesbianism, the

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Speaker 1: nominees are Billy Jean King, Miranda Hobbs, Nissi Nash Bets,

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Speaker 1: Cynthia Nixon, and Field Hockey MHM. These are the nominees

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Speaker 1: for the Renee Rap Award for Power in Lesbianism.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Sexual Position of the Year, the

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Speaker 2: nominees are Doggie, Cowgirl, Side, Intimate Missionary, No Blinking, and None.

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Speaker 2: Sex is Over. These are the nominees for Sexual Position

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Speaker 2: of the Year.

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Speaker 1: In the category of the Lost Cult Fandom of the Year,

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Speaker 1: the nominees are Readers, Kadis, Publicists, Finalists and a group

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Speaker 1: we have not yet come to know. These are the

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Speaker 1: nominees for the Lost culch Fandom of the Year. In

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Speaker 1: the category of Macharina Award for Dance Even You Can Do,

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Speaker 1: the nominees are Step, Touch and a Circle with Your Girls,

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Speaker 1: Loving Life, Booty Shake, Electric Slide, h O T t

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Speaker 1: O g O, Chapel Roone. These are the nominees for

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Speaker 1: Makarena Award for Dance Even You Can Do. In the

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Speaker 1: category of Clock Award for sheikhst Thing to Hang on

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Speaker 1: a Wall. The nominees are Tasteful nude self portrait, black

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Speaker 1: and white photo of you and your handsome husband on

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Speaker 1: the beach. We get it, circular mirror from West elmin

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Speaker 1: a blue ribbon. You wanted a contest.

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Speaker 2: And know that you made me.

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Speaker 1: I don't like how you pay me and I'm still

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Speaker 1: here hanging ari. These are the nominees for Clock Award

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Speaker 1: for sikhst Thing to Hang on a Wall.

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Speaker 2: In the category of International Award for Best International City,

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Speaker 2: the nominees are London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, and Oz.

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Speaker 2: These are the nominees for International Award for Best International City.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Kimberly Locke Award for Best World Wonder,

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Speaker 1: the nominees are Stonehenge, Lauren Alred's Vocals, Pacific Ocean. How talented.

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Speaker 1: So many of these folks are on Project Runway and EPCOT.

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Speaker 1: These are the nominees for the Kimberly Locke Award for

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Speaker 1: Best World Wonder.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Absolute Cosmo Award for Cocktail of

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Speaker 2: the Season, the nominees are mud Slide, spiked Eggnog, White

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Speaker 2: Russian milk punch and Espresso Martini. These are the nominees

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Speaker 2: for Absolute Cosmo Award for Cocktail of the Season.

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Speaker 1: In the category of the Phone, while at Keys Award

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Speaker 1: for small item that we need to stop forgetting for

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Speaker 1: Christ's Sake, the nominees are air Tag, contact lenses, lip bomb,

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Speaker 1: slash mask, air pods and smaller Umbrella. These are the

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Speaker 1: nominees for the Phone, while it Keys Award for small

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Speaker 1: item that we need to stop forgetting for crossing.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Mulan Award for Best Reflective Surface,

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Speaker 2: the nominees are mirror, puddle, beautiful lake glass from building,

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Speaker 2: your walking past, and the eyes of your closest girl

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Speaker 2: who knows you better than you know your fucking self period.

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Speaker 2: You can never surprise her ever. These are the nominees

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Speaker 2: for Mulan Award for Best Reflective Surface.

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Speaker 1: In the category of sh don't repeat this Award for

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Speaker 1: best Room We're making up, the nominees are if you

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Speaker 1: wear Lost cultureies this merch you have a bigger, healthier

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Speaker 1: cock American Idol Rigged Justice for Jahod, Joe Biden aid

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Speaker 1: in Kailani Affair, Iowa Debrie not even Irish, she is

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Speaker 1: lying and Elizabeth Debicki is Princess Diana. These are the

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Speaker 1: nominees for the Storm Repeat This Award for Best Rumor

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Speaker 1: We're making Up.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Best kind of Story, the nominees

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Speaker 2: are Happy, Short, musicalized, Instagram and hard to digest it

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Speaker 2: first but ultimately really meaningful and I'm happy we saw that.

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Speaker 2: These are the nominees for best kind of Story.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Best Color in the Sky, the

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Speaker 1: nominees are blue, White, Purple, gold and Stars. These are

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Speaker 1: the nominees for best Color in the Sky.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Moon Award for Shining Brightly, the

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Speaker 2: nominees are Diamonds by Rihanna hung Chow, East Facing Windows

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Speaker 2: in the Morning, Mars and Betty Boop. These are the

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Speaker 1: In the category of the Sun Award for So Fucking Hot,

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Speaker 1: nominees are Plastique Tiara, Jonathan Bailey, it has to be said,

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Speaker 1: but our one precious Planet, Maryland in the Summer, and

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Speaker 1: Betty Boop. These are the nominees for the Sun Award

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Speaker 1: for So Fucking Hot.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Women,

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Speaker 2: Huge Impact, the nominees are Sabrina Carpenter four foot eleven,

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Speaker 2: Lady Gaga five foot two, Ari five foot one, Anna

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Speaker 2: Sophia rob five foot and Reese Witherspoon five foot one.

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Speaker 2: These are the nominees for Eva Longoria Award for Tiny

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Speaker 2: Women Huge Impact.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Hashtag Actually Smart Award for Don't

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Speaker 1: Judge a Book by Its Cover, the nominees are gen

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Speaker 1: z Elle Woods Coworker You Always Thought was Saying Something poignant,

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Speaker 1: Matt Rogers Actually Smart, and Bowen Yang Actually Dumb Something

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Speaker 1: nominees for the hashtag Actually Smart Award for its Own

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Speaker 1: Touchhip Book by its Cover.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Hokah's Award for Best Shoe or Footwear,

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Speaker 2: the nominees are Slides Body, Nike Collab, Fishermen, Sandals, Comfortable Platform,

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Speaker 2: and Bear. These are the nominees for Hokah's Award for

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Speaker 2: Best Shoe or Footwear.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Most Matt Rogers Coded Award, the

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Speaker 1: nominees are Universal, Epic Universe, One Dollar, Oyster, Happy Hour,

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Speaker 1: the Expression not for Nothing, Kate Hudson, and Susceptibilities Slash Vulnerability.

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Speaker 1: These are the nominees for Most Matt Rogers Coded Award.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Most Bowen Yang Coded Award. The

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Speaker 2: nominees are making stew, eating stew, tomato leaves, fragrance, hand washed,

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Speaker 2: mad TV and not wanting to say You're tired, so

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Speaker 2: you say t word. These are the nominees for Most

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Speaker 2: Bowen Yang Coded Award.

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Speaker 1: In the category of the Philippa sue Award for Best

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Speaker 1: Thing to Burn, the nominees are Nicky Glazer, Roasting, Everyone Mixed,

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Speaker 1: CD Bridges, Sage, and USh Burn. These are the nominees

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Speaker 1: for the Philippa Sioue Award for Best Thing to Burn.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Best New Artist, the nominees are

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Speaker 2: Delta Work, Jessel Tanklanald del Rey, Nicholas Galaxy and Princess

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Speaker 2: Tatis Bay You Dip. These are the nominees for Best

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Speaker 2: New Artists.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Best Picture Literal Picture, the nominees

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Speaker 1: are Four Women on a Beach, The Real Housewives of

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Speaker 1: Salt Lake City, Taylor Script, Script, Taylor Swift, Screaming You've

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Speaker 1: Got in Taylor Swift Screaming, Torture, Poets Dispute aka The

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Speaker 1: Birds Fighting on a Tree That new one of Gurt

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Speaker 1: Russell and Goldie Han and so Lune leaving the metcal

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Speaker 2: In the category of Apple Music Spotify Award for Most

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Speaker 2: Storied Rivalry, the nominees are Yugi and Kaiba, Hatfields and

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Speaker 2: McCoy's two Athletes we Don't Know About from any year Ever,

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Speaker 2: Brandy and Monica and Red Versus Blue. These are the

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Speaker 1: In the category of the Third Grader's Award for Screenwriting Excellence,

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Speaker 1: the nominees are this is Me Now, any given political

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Speaker 1: speech at any given time by any given candidate, part

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Speaker 1: of any given party, Madam Webb, Mommy Menus Starring Lisa,

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Speaker 1: and Twisters We're Gonna Assume. These are the nominees for

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Speaker 1: the Third Grader's Award for Screenwriting Excellence.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Delilah Award for Best Speaking Voice

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Speaker 2: Spoken Word, the nominees are Angela Bassett, cho Agdashlu Sam Elliott,

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Speaker 2: Dua Lipa and Marge Simpson. These are the nominees for

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Speaker 2: Delilah Award for Best Speaking Voice Spoken Word.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Psychic Matt went to award for

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Speaker 1: Best Gamma. The nominees are Ivy League Schools, all anything Free,

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, Nothing's free, Lemonade stands, Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts

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Speaker 1: and their Little Cookies, and Reality Fonties. So the nominees

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Speaker 1: for Psychic Matt went to an award for Best Gamma.

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Speaker 2: In the category of Bowen Yang Is a boob Gay

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Speaker 2: Award for best tits even an f slur can appreciate,

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Speaker 2: the nominees are sid Swen, Lowercroft, tomb Raider, Sonia, Blade,

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Speaker 2: Mortal Kombat, Jade, Mortal Kombat, and Jimbo. These are the

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Speaker 2: nominees for Bowen Yang Is a boob Gay Award for

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Speaker 2: best tits even in f slur can appreciate.

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Speaker 1: In the category of old timey Thing that is back

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Speaker 1: to say, the nominees are Perchance, Pray tell I Do,

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Speaker 1: Declare Anon and Hooji Mama. These are them for old

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Speaker 1: timey thing, that is back to say.

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Speaker 2: The category of Girls Award for Sorry It holds Up,

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Speaker 2: the nominees are God Only Knows by, the Beach Boys,

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Speaker 2: the Golden Girls, Hella good By No Doubt, the Raven Simone,

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Speaker 2: Parts of The Cosby Show, and the Absolute Cosmo. These

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Speaker 2: are the nominees for Girls Award for It Sorry it

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Speaker 2: holds up.

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Speaker 1: In the category of Father Award, the nominees are Seth Myers,

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Speaker 1: John Hamm god Fathers and the John Mayer Song Daughters

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Speaker 1: and Ryan Gosling. These are the nominees for the Father Award.

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Speaker 2: In the category of the Daddy Award, the nominees are

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Speaker 2: Pedro Pascal war Bucks, Yankee, The sad Sylvia Plath Poem

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Speaker 2: and Ryan Gosling. These are the nominees for Daddy Ward.

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Speaker 1: The final category of the night is Artist of the Millennium.

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Speaker 1: The nominees are Got Mixed, Lona del Rey, Michelle Joe,

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Speaker 1: Tilda Swinton and Sandra Diaz Twine. These are the nominees

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Speaker 1: for Artists of the Millennium. We look forward to seeing

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Speaker 1: you on June fifteenth at the King's Theater, where all

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Speaker 1: of these nominees will be present. Some of them will

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Speaker 1: become winners and will be giving the Lifetime of Culture

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Speaker 1: Ward to many more. Goodbye, MHM.