Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The
Speaker 1: subject he jumped in feet first through wait till you
Speaker 1: hear this letter. But right now the nephew is here
Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got for is
Speaker 1: nav this right here, y'all. This is called Jezebel Spirit.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, Jezebel Spirit. Take your time, cat dog, let's go. Hello. Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a sister, Alicia. Alright, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: you may not know my boy, but I'm sure you
Speaker 1: probably know me if you saw me. But I'm I'm
Speaker 1: brother Greg. Get the church. Okay, all right, how are
Speaker 1: you doing. I'm good, I'm good. I'm sorry to disturb
Speaker 1: your evening. I wanted to reach out to you the
Speaker 1: you know, the workers at the church. We we had
Speaker 1: a meeting, uh, the deacons and the sisters at the church.
Speaker 1: They have come to had a meeting, and I wanted
Speaker 1: to give you a call. Melanie, Melanie, that's that's that's
Speaker 1: your sister, right, yeah, that's my sister. That's my baby sister. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, well now we got a bit of a problem.
Speaker 1: But uh, they felt that it would be best for
Speaker 1: them for me to call you and discuss it with
Speaker 1: you and and let you know what the you know
Speaker 1: what they have agreed upon. I'm just basically the messenger
Speaker 1: and I'm just calling you to give you the word
Speaker 1: of what's going on. Okay, um right, yeah, brother greed,
Speaker 1: Greg great, your wife has been a choir right, uh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I know, I think I know. Yeah, okay, okay, all right, Um, well,
Speaker 1: like I said, Sister Alicia, what the officials the church
Speaker 1: of saying is that they they're saying that they have
Speaker 1: reason to believe that your sister has been having an
Speaker 1: affair with with pastor and my sister, your sister Melanie,
Speaker 1: and they're saying she's having it and having a fair
Speaker 1: with having an affair with pastor at night. And I'm,
Speaker 1: like I said, I'm just the messenger. Okay, so why
Speaker 1: are you're calling me about something Melanie doing? Well? The
Speaker 1: like like I said, the officials had a meeting and
Speaker 1: what they're saying is this is nothing but a jezzle
Speaker 1: bell spirit and what they do not wait, wait, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, now being rude. Now come on, okay, i'na
Speaker 1: now you just hear me out. Now they're saying that
Speaker 1: this is a jezzle bell spirit and they would rather
Speaker 1: oh of the family not be welcome at the church anymore. Okay,
Speaker 1: first of all, why are you delivering a message to
Speaker 1: me about my sister? If you have a problem with
Speaker 1: my sister, seems like you will be calling my sister.
Speaker 1: Now we two separate people. So why are you calling
Speaker 1: me about my sister about a rumor? And now you
Speaker 1: say y'all don't want me in the church. Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying? Brother, for the entire family.
Speaker 1: So if you got some brothers, sisters, auntie, they won't
Speaker 1: because they ever deadly. All of the ladies in the
Speaker 1: times of fact must have some type of jails bear
Speaker 1: spirit of No, they don't and they don't want to
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait a minute. Now, you just like
Speaker 1: I said, now, be be mindful who you're speaking to,
Speaker 1: calling somebody or Jezebel. You know you. What you can't
Speaker 1: do is called somebody and accuse somebody and then call
Speaker 1: him a derovatory word, call about somebody of jezebel and
Speaker 1: a Jezebel. Now you're being rude, sir. It's a Jezebel's
Speaker 1: spirit is what they were saying that they's got to
Speaker 1: be the most asternine foolish that's has ever heard in
Speaker 1: my life? Who done that? Who are you to call me?
Speaker 1: Don't ask me no like that? You're calling me all
Speaker 1: like some bush like who who to hell? Cast my bay?
Speaker 1: Got a Jezebill sis? That's go called somebody? Kids. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you got a bad as kid? Does your mama a
Speaker 1: Jezebel spit? Don't wait wait a minute, I'm just your mama.
Speaker 1: Does your red little sit where I'm wife? Out of
Speaker 1: Jezebel's spirit and your ass that's what's gonna happen. You're
Speaker 1: gonna mess around and get your ass up and get
Speaker 1: drawn through the damn pool around with the top. Well,
Speaker 1: right now, the family can't come to the church. You
Speaker 1: think we want to be around a church that got
Speaker 1: people called like asking I shall damn do I have
Speaker 1: a Jazza bell? Still? But you never answered the question
Speaker 1: do you have one? I might have a ray hand spear?
Speaker 1: Now you know she was a good Bible. Now I've
Speaker 1: been never to Dame church for the last eight year,
Speaker 1: I don't say plenty of times to this damn church
Speaker 1: and its attack the problem with me, to have a
Speaker 1: problem with me, just Alicia. Yeah, let me say this
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be go ahead. First of all, before
Speaker 1: you see another damn work, need you need to apologize
Speaker 1: and thinks to look like you got something? Just okay?
Speaker 1: Can I say this? Goha go ahead? First? I apologize. Okay,
Speaker 1: I apologize because this is nephew Timmy from the Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. And you just got pranked by your
Speaker 1: sister Melanie. I'm gonna kick that was right, I was.
Speaker 1: That was a girl for you? Ya got Melanie asked for?
Speaker 1: I don't know who the lady is in the choir
Speaker 1: with the stick that I have no idea. Alright, no
Speaker 1: jug a bell spirits, none of that. We all right?
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe you ray hair like I did. Maybe your
Speaker 1: ray hair because you don't even more than one Bible.
Speaker 1: She did good work for the kingdom, because you know
Speaker 1: I've been working for the kingdom. Now I said, I
Speaker 1: have been right a long time. Now Wait, you don't
Speaker 1: want you? Oh God, I love church people. I love
Speaker 1: church people. Hey, let me ask you something. What is
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Speaker 1: I have been won in a long time. Long time.
Speaker 1: Everybody has a past, you know, everybody has your mama. Yes, well,
Speaker 1: all right, let me do it like this here. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do a little something different to Dave. Y'all know, man,
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