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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from twenty

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Speaker 1: four Mary Lynn Reds Cub August fourteenth through the sixteenth.

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Speaker 1: Tickets are available at Parlor Live dot com or called

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Speaker 1: four two, five, two eight nine seven thousands on the twenties. Hello. Hey,

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Speaker 1: who's up? Dude? This is Desmond. Who Oh, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: We've never actually talked in person before. This is Desmond

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Speaker 1: from Facebook. Uh. We know each other on Facebook. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you added me as a friend a few months ago.

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Speaker 1: What up? Uh? Nothing, dude, What's what's up? Not much, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm just seeing what you're doing this weekend. I don't know, man, Um,

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Speaker 1: how do we know each other? I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: saw you, like as a mutual friend of somebody, and

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Speaker 1: I just requested you and you accepted me. So we've

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Speaker 1: been friends ever since. You haven't noticed me, I'm selling, man,

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Speaker 1: I haven't. Well, anyway, you want to go see a

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Speaker 1: game or something this weekend? Maybe play some golf. I

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Speaker 1: know you got a lot of pictures that you'd like

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Speaker 1: to play golf. That'd be awesome. I'm not bad, to

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Speaker 1: be honest, man, I'm a little bit creaked out that

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Speaker 1: somehow you've got my number and you're calling me, and

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Speaker 1: what do you mean? What do you mean somehow your

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Speaker 1: numbers on your Facebook page? I just grabbed it from there.

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Speaker 1: It fits up there. I gotta take that off. I

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Speaker 1: gotta change act. This is embarrassing. Okay, I need to

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Speaker 1: tell you the real reason I'm calling. Do you mean

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Speaker 1: you have a different reason other than being a weirdo

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Speaker 1: for calling me? Yeah? I do. So my girlfriend is

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Speaker 1: friends with you on Facebook two and she thinks you

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Speaker 1: are like, hella cool dude. This is getting really sorry. No,

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Speaker 1: I think I think I know where you're going with that.

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Speaker 1: Nothing weird like that. Like I don't want to you know,

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Speaker 1: you and my girlfriend I just so so like the

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Speaker 1: past like three months, I've and telling her about you, like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you don't even you don't even know me, all right,

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Speaker 1: So I kind of know you because we're friends on Facebook. Hello. Hey,

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Speaker 1: bro's Desmond from Facebook again? Dude, what the all right?

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Speaker 1: I hung up on you for a reason. Leave me alone.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, I had no idea. I thought

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Speaker 1: you were the coolest mikey and I had no idea

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Speaker 1: you would turn into a huge dude. My name is Mike,

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Speaker 1: all right, and I'm not being you know what they

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Speaker 1: say in life, never meet your heroes. I shouldn't have

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Speaker 1: called you. Stop pretending your crying. I'm not pretending you all.

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Speaker 1: You are pretending, dude. No one cries over make believe friends.

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Speaker 1: Why are you being so mean to me? Why are

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Speaker 1: you being so psychotic to me? Just go on vacation

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Speaker 1: with me one time? Dude, Oh weekend, I'm gonna one day.

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Speaker 1: Just go with me somewhere for one day. Knock it off, dude.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna beat the tar out of you.

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Speaker 1: If you can ever come close to me. Let's go

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Speaker 1: to leaven Worth, a cute little German town. I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to leavin Work with you, you psycho. Okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: I tried, dude. Don't can call me ever again. And

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Speaker 1: don't do anything online or on Facebook or any of that.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna block you, so putting you on

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Speaker 1: the radio is okay, though. What is wrong with you?

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Speaker 1: You are clearly insane. Are you delusional? You think you're

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Speaker 1: on the radio. Hey man, this is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewil in the morning, I'm moving ninety two

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Speaker 1: point five doing a phone tap on you. There you go,

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Speaker 1: mister delusional dude, mister delusional screwed up the No, dude,

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Speaker 1: I really, I promise you. This is Jewel from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point

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Speaker 1: five doing a prank phone call. Help, dude, you know, help?

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Speaker 1: All right? Hey, your girlfriend Carol set you up. Does

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Speaker 1: that help you understand what your girlfriend Carol emailed me

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Speaker 1: and asked me to prank call you. Holy dude, I

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Speaker 1: thought you were a psycho. Oh I am a psycho.

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Speaker 1: Just I don't understand. I don't know you from Facebook though, Dude,

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Speaker 1: You're crazy. Week up every morning with Jewel phone taps

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, call out to win four

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Speaker 1: hundred bucks one eight six six, moving ninety two five