Speaker 1: We have delayed long enough. We are at the start
Speaker 1: of season six of Pod Meets World, Season six of
Speaker 1: Boy Meets World. Season six of Pod Meets World. We
Speaker 1: have arrived, and as always, I want to start off
Speaker 1: this episode before we get into our recap with do
Speaker 1: you remember what you did the summer of nineteen ninety eight,
Speaker 1: which would have been the summer between seasons five and six.
Speaker 1: This episode aired September twenty fifth, So that summer, what
Speaker 1: did you do?
Speaker 2: Wow, it was a big summer for me. Yeah, Then
Speaker 2: you start because I don't remember. I did a movie
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 1: Don't know which one.
Speaker 2: Okay, many movies, I know.
Speaker 1: We have to we have to be close to narrowing
Speaker 1: it down. It couldn't have been.
Speaker 2: It was any double Well do you go first, rider, No,
Speaker 2: I was fat in et double hockey sticks and I
Speaker 2: wasn't fat yet, so I can't So it wasn't that.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what I did.
Speaker 2: But don't body shame young will. Yeah, so you go first, Well, Well,
Speaker 2: why was this such a big year for you?
Speaker 1: Ninety eight?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: So I started by going to Montreal to make a movie,
Speaker 3: which I did for a month and it was just
Speaker 3: the best time, because which movie the greatest City. It
Speaker 3: was called The Packed.
Speaker 2: It might have ended up being called The Secret Pack. No,
Speaker 2: it's called The Pact. It's not great, not good, but
Speaker 2: a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: And you know, I just got to be in Montreal,
Speaker 3: which at eighteen was the greatest place on earth.
Speaker 2: I just had. Yeah, it was like a great time.
Speaker 2: People came to visit me, My friends can visit me.
Speaker 3: Shot the movie, had a blast, and then I was
Speaker 3: already planning and this. Once the movie was over, I
Speaker 3: went back home and loaded up a car with my
Speaker 3: two best friends and a bunch of camera gear and
Speaker 3: sound equipment, and we drove a six week road trip
Speaker 3: around the country interviewing people. We were trying to make
Speaker 3: a documentary, and we would just stop in towns and
Speaker 3: interview people. It was very much my like Ghost of
Speaker 3: Tom Joe tour, Like I'm gonna you know, what was.
Speaker 1: The documentary going to be about America?
Speaker 3: We were like sort of somewhat politically motivated, but we
Speaker 3: wanted to keep it open, so we were calling it
Speaker 3: United States of Mind. And we were driving around. It
Speaker 3: was like, you know, interviewing people about I don't know.
Speaker 3: We had I could find the question somewhere. They were
Speaker 3: way too generic, you know, in retrospect.
Speaker 2: Probably should have had a focus, but it was like,
Speaker 2: we're going to find America, We're gonna okay, it was
Speaker 2: just all this, you know eight Did you ever cut
Speaker 2: something together? Like was there a film?
Speaker 3: No, But we have so much footage. And then we
Speaker 3: did it again ten years later. So I did it
Speaker 3: again when I was twenty eight with the same friends.
Speaker 3: So I have footage from two summers of my life
Speaker 3: with them in the car.
Speaker 2: I mean so much of it.
Speaker 3: We were doing interviews everywhere we stopped, but so much
Speaker 3: of it is just like us filming ourselves, and that
Speaker 3: now is probably more valuable to me than the interview is,
Speaker 3: of course, because we were like horrible interviewers in retrospect
Speaker 3: and bad filmmakers.
Speaker 2: But we have all this footage.
Speaker 3: So I have, like, you know, I don't know, sixty
Speaker 3: hours of footage of that summer of ninety eight, and yeah,
Speaker 3: we watched all the footage, like the next that fall
Speaker 3: we watched, so like that summer is so engraved, like
Speaker 3: everybody I met, all the experiences because I watched the
Speaker 3: video back at one point to potentially edit it into
Speaker 3: a film. Like that summer is etched in my memory.
Speaker 2: It was a beautiful time.
Speaker 3: It was like, you know, a dream come true road trip.
Speaker 3: But that's why when I came back in this season,
Speaker 3: I think Sean takes a road trip, and the producers
Speaker 3: were like, can we find the footage of your road trip?
Speaker 1: Oh man?
Speaker 3: And I was like, no, that makes me uncomfortable, and
Speaker 3: I didn't hand over any of my own actual footage.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so writers Real road Trip inspired Sean on
Speaker 3: road Trip in Blame.
Speaker 1: It's world interesting. You know, you're only three years away
Speaker 1: from then if you did it in ninety eight and
Speaker 1: then you did it again in two thousand and eight, right,
Speaker 1: you're only three years away from the twenty like twenty
Speaker 1: and twenty years later since that one, if you.
Speaker 2: Did it again, I know, there you go.
Speaker 1: It'll be kind of cool.
Speaker 2: You know. I know.
Speaker 3: I think the original idea was like every ten years,
Speaker 3: but thirty eight came and went, so yeah, Danielle Hawaii.
Speaker 1: And you know, this should be like a pretty memorable
Speaker 1: summer for me. It was the year, the summer before
Speaker 1: I went into my senior year of high school. So
Speaker 1: we're almost about to meet Lance. That's like I'm almost
Speaker 1: about to meet Lance like this this fall, this nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety eight fall is when we did the inter the
Speaker 1: live episode, the TGIF episode where I met Lance, and
Speaker 1: then because then Prom of ninety nine is, you know,
Speaker 1: when we went to prom together. So I think this
Speaker 1: should be kind of memorable for me, but I don't
Speaker 1: really think it is. This may I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: remember what I did. I definitely went to Hawaii and
Speaker 1: you got your tan on, im a tan on, and
Speaker 1: that's that's really all I remember.
Speaker 2: You seem so different to me in this episode.
Speaker 3: I agree show up and I was like, oh, Danielle
Speaker 3: grew up.
Speaker 2: But I felt that way about the three of you.
Speaker 2: I thought you and Ben exactly the same. I thought
Speaker 2: I at the same And.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this is not a continuation because
Speaker 3: she has a completely different presence. Like from the last
Speaker 3: scene of last episode to the first scene of this.
Speaker 2: I was like, that is a different human being. It's
Speaker 2: so profound.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I think one of the differences and
Speaker 1: I don't know what would have happened or why it
Speaker 1: would have what would have changed, but I think Ben
Speaker 1: and I there was a shift in our relationship where
Speaker 1: we became like I think we became very good friends
Speaker 1: around this time. Like Ben and I were closer in
Speaker 1: this season, this season and the seventh season than maybe
Speaker 1: we had ever been before. And there is a fun
Speaker 1: there's a lightness to me. There's a fun I'm having
Speaker 1: with him.
Speaker 2: But there's also a depth that wasn't there. I think
Speaker 2: it's common. I think that's what I think it comes off.
Speaker 3: And Danielle as an actress and then Tapanga as a
Speaker 3: character has like belongs here. Now you know that this
Speaker 3: is the main storyline of Boy Means World that you
Speaker 3: have you are a regular, that you are the star
Speaker 3: of the show with Ben, Like it feels like you
Speaker 3: are comfortable with that in a way that last season,
Speaker 3: even even with all the ups and downs, right, and
Speaker 3: maybe there was the sense that you could get replaced,
Speaker 3: like maybe like young Danielle was like, oh, maybe I'm
Speaker 3: going to be written off the show to go to Yale,
Speaker 3: Like I feel there might have acted. But now with
Speaker 3: the marriage and everything, it's like coming into the season,
Speaker 3: you're like, I belong here, I'm an actor.
Speaker 1: I'm not going anywhere, And and you're right that that
Speaker 1: confidence is probably what's playing into me feeling like my
Speaker 1: relationship with Ben is different where I feel more like
Speaker 1: an equal with my fellow co stars instead of well,
Speaker 1: there's no longer Corey and Sean.
Speaker 2: It's Corey and Panga. That's this is officially Corey into Panga.
Speaker 2: I mean it was if there was a couple going,
Speaker 2: you know, the last two seasons or three seasons, four seasons,
Speaker 2: it was Corey and Sean, and now it's Corey into Pang.
Speaker 2: It's completely true, completely true.
Speaker 3: So and and and it's funny that they bring in
Speaker 3: Rachel right away because it's like.
Speaker 2: We need another woman to be like fawning over and
Speaker 2: like an object.
Speaker 1: Out to the taken women. The taken women have to
Speaker 1: remain chased and pure exactly, and we can't objectify them, right,
Speaker 1: so we need to bring in a woman to objectify exactly.
Speaker 2: Basically, that's exact kind of what it's feels like.
Speaker 3: It feels like to Peg and Corey are off doing
Speaker 3: their thing, and that's not I will guarantee you that's
Speaker 3: not how it was said in the room.
Speaker 2: What was said in the room is what would be
Speaker 2: funny is if we put Jack and Eric in a
Speaker 2: love triangle with somebody. Yeah, that's what how they pitched it,
Speaker 2: but what it really was is, yeah, we need a
Speaker 2: woman that we can sexualize because we can't do it
Speaker 2: with Japanga or with Angela or or right, so we
Speaker 2: need to have Morgan.
Speaker 1: So we all the female characters on the show. There's
Speaker 1: no Lonnie, there's no there's no like, Who's who do
Speaker 1: we turn into an object?
Speaker 3: We've got the Madonna who could we drool over and
Speaker 3: make jokes about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, absolutely yeah.
Speaker 1: But before we're starting with our we're starting with season six.
Speaker 1: Will what did you do between the summary? I did
Speaker 1: a movie? I don't know.
Speaker 2: So did you do a movie every summery? You say?
Speaker 1: Are there? Yeah? How many did you do?
Speaker 2: You did my day with the President's daughter Trojan War.
Speaker 2: It wasn't this then.
Speaker 1: Gift of Love, Gift of Love?
Speaker 2: No, that was one with Andy Griffith, with my with
Speaker 2: my amazing Southern accent, which I didn't tell me I
Speaker 2: had to have until the morning on the set. Then
Speaker 2: there was my educating Mom.
Speaker 1: So with educating Mom, maybe maybe it was educating mom
Speaker 1: because we haven't talked about that one. Educating Mom Educating Mom.
Speaker 2: Educating Mom was Jane Kesmerck played my Mom and Lacey
Speaker 2: Shavert played my little sister, and it was a mom
Speaker 2: who goes back to high school with.
Speaker 3: Her kid in after school specially, it wasn't after Madison
Speaker 3: with Mom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I don't know I did. I did one
Speaker 1: ever year pretty much. Yeah, yeah, I did.
Speaker 2: I did a movie every year.
Speaker 1: Educating Mom came out in nineteen ninety six. Okay, then
Speaker 1: it wasn't that one.
Speaker 2: And I know that h Doable hockey Sticks came out
Speaker 2: in ninety nine because I remember specifically j.
Speaker 1: Double hockey sticks. No, this is the summer of ninety eight.
Speaker 2: It can't be because my hair was cut for Hidable
Speaker 2: hockey sticks and I had to wear the wig. That's
Speaker 2: when I had my panic attacks started then, so I
Speaker 2: remember that summer very well.
Speaker 1: This one.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I did in ninety eight, but
Speaker 2: I did a movie of some sort and I just
Speaker 2: don't know which one it was, honestly, have no idea.
Speaker 1: Weird, Yeah, but that kudos to writer for having a
Speaker 1: memorable nineteen ninety eight. Yeah, Will and I will just
Speaker 1: wipe that year off off of the planet. Doesn't exist
Speaker 1: for us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was my last year before panic attacks though,
Speaker 2: so big year.
Speaker 1: For a big year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, big non memorable mental health year.
Speaker 1: Exactly. You didn't know that. You should have cherished every.
Speaker 2: Moment of exactly you never know cherish furis every moment absolutely.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Pod Meets World.
Speaker 2: I'm Daniel Fishel, I'm right or Strong, and I'm Wilfordell.
Speaker 1: Well, here we are, Season six, Episode one. His answer two,
Speaker 1: I'm assuming because it says part one.
Speaker 3: Is they say part one because it's supposed to be
Speaker 3: continued at the end, right, But then.
Speaker 1: It's definitely at the end it's Tapega's answer, So maybe
Speaker 1: the next one's called her answer part one. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Oh it is, Actually I don't know, because what was
Speaker 3: the end of the first The last episode of last
Speaker 3: season was called the Graduation, right, right, and it would
Speaker 3: also be the question.
Speaker 2: So then you get his answer, and then I think
Speaker 2: her answer would be not I think it is her
Speaker 2: answer or something along those lines for the next one.
Speaker 1: Well. It originally aired September twenty fifth, nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 1: The synopsis when Tapega proposes to Corey at graduation, Corey
Speaker 1: is absolutely stunned. However, when everyone else has conflicting views
Speaker 1: on the subject, Corey and Topanga Quietly Slip Away to Elope.
Speaker 1: It was directed by Jeff McCracken. It was written by
Speaker 1: Bob Tishler. And we have a guest. Two guest stars
Speaker 1: this week, guest starring Bill Morey as Judge Bmiss. He
Speaker 1: is a character actor best known for the seventies cult
Speaker 1: classic Death Race two thousand and he was the voice
Speaker 1: of Mutt and Ricondo on the g I Joe cartoon. Yes,
Speaker 1: best cartoon ever, Yo Joe. My brother was obsessed with
Speaker 1: that cartoon as a kid's ardort. So well, yeah, So
Speaker 1: this is the first of two Boy Meets World episodes
Speaker 1: he will appear in. And he passed in two thousand
Speaker 1: and three at the age of eighty three. And then
Speaker 1: we have Connie Sawyer as Puffoufta Foofy, another familiar face.
Speaker 1: A character actor who is best known for her part
Speaker 1: in Dumb and Dumber, but appeared in other movies like
Speaker 1: Pineapple Express, Out of Sight, and was in one of
Speaker 1: the documentary couples when in When Harry Met Sally. She
Speaker 1: passed in twenty eighteen at the age of one hundred
Speaker 1: and five.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wow, I was gonna say twenty eighteen,
Speaker 2: one hundred and.
Speaker 1: Five hundred and five. She sleeping so well right now
Speaker 1: she's she is thrilled. She was also into Boy Meets
Speaker 1: World episodes.
Speaker 3: So you know, you guys, you guys know that beginning
Speaker 3: of when Harry met Sally, they actually they did real
Speaker 3: interviews with real people, recorded them, and then brought in
Speaker 3: actors to imitate that. Oh yeah, because it was like
Speaker 3: it was finding that line between like inserting actors and
Speaker 3: real you know, and it was like the real life
Speaker 3: people in some ways were like a little too real,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: It wasn't as So. Yeah, it's an interesting I love
Speaker 2: that beginning.
Speaker 1: It's a little like our opening credits. Is it us
Speaker 1: or is it characters?
Speaker 2: That's one of the best movies of all time, of
Speaker 2: all time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, before we jump into our recap, what are your
Speaker 1: overall thoughts of the episode, I'll start if you want.
Speaker 2: Okay, always starts and I feel bad. I actually really
Speaker 2: liked it, Okay. I think I was expecting not to,
Speaker 2: and maybe that was one of the reasons. I thought
Speaker 2: it was funny. I love the family stuff. I like
Speaker 2: the people trying to I did not remember the many
Speaker 2: characters trying to talk them out of getting married, which
Speaker 2: I really liked. I liked people kind of being like,
Speaker 2: you're too young, what are you thinking? Eric is officially
Speaker 2: Eric and crazy. Rachel obviously is a character that makes
Speaker 2: no sense and has no point in being there other
Speaker 2: than being partially naked. Hopefully that will change, but in
Speaker 2: this first I mean, there's it's kind of ridiculous that
Speaker 2: she's there. But other than that, I was entertained for
Speaker 2: twenty two minutes. I laughed out loud a couple of times.
Speaker 2: I rewound a couple things. I remembered certain things from shooting.
Speaker 1: I actually enjoyed.
Speaker 3: It, Okay, good, oh cool writer, Yeah, not so much.
Speaker 2: I didn't like it at all. Yeah, I don't know, No,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean I guess.
Speaker 3: I feel like, yeah, it felt like a lot of
Speaker 3: like characters in a line debating for like the quarchbannga
Speaker 3: stuff like we're in a line in the kitchen, we're
Speaker 3: in a line in in the backyard. So it was that, like,
Speaker 3: let's theorize about Corey to Panga and love and it's
Speaker 3: like okay, and then.
Speaker 1: Like was it the blocking?
Speaker 2: Is it the blocking that bothered you or the actual
Speaker 2: dialogue that bothered you?
Speaker 3: There, it's the scene structure, like the idea like let's
Speaker 3: get all of the characters in a room and then
Speaker 3: have them hash it out. It's like that's not storytelling,
Speaker 3: that's like, you know, theorizing in character. And and then
Speaker 3: I felt that pressure on the actors to like make
Speaker 3: turns and to make things like like you, you know,
Speaker 3: obviously you're great, but like they putting you in position
Speaker 3: where you had to like make the transition or like
Speaker 3: deliver information and then make a joke which then gave
Speaker 3: you an exit line. And the same with Rusty. Poor
Speaker 3: Rusty had to like make these character turns on his own.
Speaker 3: Like it just felt I don't know, it just felt
Speaker 3: very like riterly and expositional. So and even the Corey
Speaker 3: to Panka stuff, which could be charged with like the
Speaker 3: fact that Corey's insecure and I don't know, like you
Speaker 3: two were funny together at times, but I don't know,
Speaker 3: I wanted more like the high jinks of pretending that
Speaker 3: you're not getting married or you know, and instead it
Speaker 3: became time to like hash it out.
Speaker 2: Let's sit in this car and talk, let's sit in
Speaker 2: this place and talk, let's sit you know.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, okay, yeah, I think I did
Speaker 1: enjoy the episode if I can just allow my criticisms
Speaker 1: of it to not affect the way I felt about
Speaker 1: the scenes, which is hard because I have some criticisms
Speaker 1: about it, But I think the biggest one if I
Speaker 1: were to make it just one criticism, and it would
Speaker 1: be that if you think about what they needed to
Speaker 1: what they wanted to happen in this episode, so much
Speaker 1: of the propelling of the story forward had to happen
Speaker 1: by making assumptions, like in one episode they wanted to
Speaker 1: go from they agree that they're going to get married,
Speaker 1: and then they tell their families that people are not
Speaker 1: happy about it, and then they go Elope. That's a
Speaker 1: lot to happen in twenty two minutes. And them somehow
Speaker 1: knowing that because Topanga and Corey slipped away they were
Speaker 1: going to Elope makes no sense to me. I would
Speaker 1: never have thought that if I were in a situation
Speaker 1: with my kids and I thought I would think, like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: they probably didn't want to hear us fighting and we
Speaker 1: were talking about them like they weren't even here, or
Speaker 1: maybe they went to go get ice cream.
Speaker 3: To have Sean inserted. That's why they have me say like,
Speaker 3: if there's one thing. I know Ory has a choice
Speaker 3: between tapanga and anything. It's you know, it's like okay,
Speaker 3: so yeah, but.
Speaker 2: It's also they it goes right from assuming Eric kind
Speaker 2: of saying I bet you they eloped to then assuming
Speaker 2: they did into then man, I wish I was at
Speaker 2: the wedding, like it became a real thing, like it
Speaker 2: was automatically.
Speaker 1: It's also weird that somebody just said I bet they
Speaker 1: went to go alope, and everyone was like, they're getting married. Yeah.
Speaker 2: By the way, everything you're talking about of you know,
Speaker 2: doing the answer deciding to get married eloping, you said
Speaker 2: twenty two minutes. It's not because there's a b story.
Speaker 2: It's like twelve minutes. I know, you're right every of
Speaker 2: having to do that entire storyline, and it's essentially now
Speaker 2: this is episode two of three, so we're in, you know,
Speaker 2: we're in Empire strikes back at this point. So we
Speaker 2: I mean, this was there was already one episode and
Speaker 2: now there's a saying I have no idea what happened
Speaker 2: to the third obviously, but I.
Speaker 1: Also said a little you know, I had a little
Speaker 1: funeral for the Eric. We know from here, I feel
Speaker 1: I feel like if if we ever thought Eric.
Speaker 2: Was coming before. Yeah, we're wrong, Eric, Eric's gone. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I will say, though, do you.
Speaker 2: Guys feel like it's a real difference?
Speaker 1: I really yeah, well what is that difference?
Speaker 3: Because I was trying to I felt it too, but
Speaker 3: I was trying to isolate what it was. To me,
Speaker 3: it feels less motivated or something's like.
Speaker 2: There's is more of a caricature. Yeah, there's no, there's
Speaker 2: no real moments anymore. There used to be this kind
Speaker 2: of balance between Eric having heart and having these real
Speaker 2: moments and then this wacky craziness, where now it's just
Speaker 2: solid wacky craziness. All the real moments are going on
Speaker 2: around him with other characters.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's like every every opportunity you have to open
Speaker 1: your mouth, if you're not getting a laugh, if you're
Speaker 1: not delivering a joke, that it's not there. Like so
Speaker 1: it just feels like you're a joke machine as opposed
Speaker 1: to a real person.
Speaker 2: And that was my problem in season six and seven.
Speaker 2: That's what I would always talk about with Michael and
Speaker 2: stuff like. That was why I was getting upset is
Speaker 2: y'all were having these dramatic storylines going on and then
Speaker 2: it was let's cut to Eric dancing, and that's what
Speaker 2: every episode became about, was just and now Eric and
Speaker 2: then back to now let's get back to our actual story,
Speaker 2: and that we're going to see getting worse, like when
Speaker 2: the kid is in ICU and like all the real
Speaker 2: dramatic stuff that's going to start happening. You're really going
Speaker 2: to see the dichotomy between Eric and the rest of
Speaker 2: the cast, and it gets jarring, if memory serves. Because
Speaker 2: my feeling as an actor, I was like, but that's
Speaker 2: why I felt like. It was like, Oh, we're gonna
Speaker 2: do Dawson's Creek, but we're still a comedy, so will
Speaker 2: you're gonna do all the comedy And it was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: well that's a lot.
Speaker 1: Let's try that and see what happens. And I don't.
Speaker 3: It's also like kind of all over the place in
Speaker 3: terms of Eric's character, Like there were times when I
Speaker 3: was like, Oh, he's like the super confident guy. Other
Speaker 3: times he's like just dumb, you know. I was like,
Speaker 3: you're just kind of moment to moment, whatever, the joke, whatever,
Speaker 3: the funniest thing for somebody to say that it's out
Speaker 3: of contact, like the wrong thing to say.
Speaker 2: They just gave to you.
Speaker 3: It was just like make Eric the wacky guy who's
Speaker 3: just always going to say the wrong thing or the
Speaker 3: weird thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and has in the past, and so many episodes
Speaker 1: actually delivered really good advice to Corey has been has
Speaker 1: been a person you could go to for important moments.
Speaker 2: And now still the Tommy episodes they haven't come.
Speaker 1: Yea, so that's true.
Speaker 2: Hopefully at least in this episode. There's no balance at all.
Speaker 2: But I will say something that you pointed out back
Speaker 2: in the day, Danielle. I will point out for myself
Speaker 2: now this is peak will oh really, but yeah, this
Speaker 2: is I'm in shape, I've got the long the long
Speaker 2: hair going, I've got the main this is it's all
Speaker 2: down here from.
Speaker 1: Enjoy I loved I loved that season I had it
Speaker 1: was so great, so enjoy it. I'm so excited for
Speaker 1: you to get to live it this year. Me too.
Speaker 3: Way, this is such a better start to a season
Speaker 3: than season five though, oh yes, the key season five,
Speaker 3: I was like, what is going on this? I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: it feels like the show. It's the cord to Panga's
Speaker 3: side of things, which is not my favorite, but it
Speaker 3: definitely still felt like Boy Meets World.
Speaker 2: How crazy is it? Though?
Speaker 3: Going back watching the previously on, I was like, whoa,
Speaker 3: I know, we were pulled out all the stops. We're
Speaker 3: gonna We're going to graduate, we're gonna get married, we're
Speaker 3: gonna have a baby, and Fete's gonna retire. I was like, whoa.
Speaker 3: It's like it was like suddenly seeing it all compressed.
Speaker 3: Its Wow, they were really pulling out all the stops.
Speaker 3: Do not cancel our show, do not. You have to
Speaker 3: finish this storyline, Like Michael and the writers put so
Speaker 3: much pressure on the network to.
Speaker 2: Pick us up for this season. There was no way
Speaker 2: they weren't going to It's But.
Speaker 1: Before we get to that previously on, we have a
Speaker 1: new opening sequence. Yeah, we have a new opening sequence
Speaker 1: that is eerily similar to last season. It's mostly us
Speaker 1: just recreating what was once spontaneous behavior, and now.
Speaker 3: It feels so different to me and that I was
Speaker 3: watching this like, oh, this is a bunch of factors
Speaker 3: hamming it up, doing their stick. I can almost tell
Speaker 3: that we're like mocking we're doing Yes, we are. We
Speaker 3: are see in our I can see it in our
Speaker 3: faces that we are mocking what we're doing.
Speaker 2: While doing it, but I'm also wearing sunglasses and my
Speaker 2: shirt is all the way open.
Speaker 1: It's because we're at peak will you were wanting it?
Speaker 1: How do I milk this?
Speaker 2: Going on? The open shirt and the sunglasses, just thinking
Speaker 2: I'm so cool, Like what is happening right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: There were lots of arms going around each other. We're friends. Well,
Speaker 2: I remember, Danielle, don't you remember them telling us like, oh,
Speaker 2: and the ton thing that was done last time, we're going.
Speaker 1: To do that again.
Speaker 2: I remember that we're going to reverse it, and now
Speaker 2: we're going to reverse the bucket drop. And so we
Speaker 2: were being given specific beats.
Speaker 1: No, it's all the things that were spontaneous and fun
Speaker 1: for us last year. They were like written down on
Speaker 1: a script now and we're like, and here's how we're
Speaker 1: going to make it spontaneous and different. And it was like,
Speaker 1: oh no, now, there's the only reason we did it
Speaker 1: is because of Maitland, right, because and Maitland opening. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so we saw this with Matthew before, which is
Speaker 1: that the audience is seeing a new cast member they've
Speaker 1: never met before in the credits and they have no
Speaker 1: idea who she is. So we we have that new opening,
Speaker 1: and then we get a quick recap reminding the audience
Speaker 1: of how we left the show in season five. And
Speaker 1: I love that Ben actually says previously and absolutely unbelievably,
Speaker 1: which is exactly writers like, I cannot believe they jammed
Speaker 1: all this in.
Speaker 3: When you stack them up in a row, I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, okay, it was like yeah.
Speaker 1: It also for the first time ever because why would
Speaker 1: I have thought of it at the end of last season.
Speaker 1: But seeing this, seeing the prom episode, even though the
Speaker 1: reveal in that scene of the prom episode was Amy
Speaker 1: and Allen are having a baby, it made me wonder
Speaker 1: whether they were setting up that the really good reason
Speaker 1: for Tapega not to go to Yale was that she
Speaker 1: was pregnant. Because even though we saw at the end
Speaker 1: of last season that they came out that they were
Speaker 1: on the dance floor and not in the room. Remember that.
Speaker 1: Then when Corey and and when Sean and Angela like
Speaker 1: ask about we kind of make a face like did
Speaker 1: we or didn't we? And then Tapega asks Corey to
Speaker 1: marry her. At the end of the season. When I
Speaker 1: when I saw me in the prom dress, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, was there any possibility there was any
Speaker 1: sort of eluding.
Speaker 3: Aren't they going to reference you guys being virgins until
Speaker 3: you're married?
Speaker 1: Well, if we do in this opening episode, you do
Speaker 1: in this episode. But my point is.
Speaker 4: In this episode you say, like he says moon, we're
Speaker 4: going to Yeah, but like.
Speaker 2: Is there actual, like solid we are virgins until.
Speaker 1: Not in this episode?
Speaker 3: So you could have could have done it on problems, yes,
Speaker 3: and that's why it could be pregnant.
Speaker 2: And he comes out of the fast and it's his
Speaker 2: first time, so it could have been that quick. But
Speaker 2: it's real quick because remember you go into the room
Speaker 2: ten seconds and you come back.
Speaker 1: What's up with the weird look we give them? Why
Speaker 1: do we give them a look?
Speaker 2: Like? I think it's just a cover to keep it
Speaker 2: like light, You're no.
Speaker 3: I think the idea is like you're it's it's your
Speaker 3: private it's your private life, so you're not going to
Speaker 3: share it, and you're going to let people think that
Speaker 3: you slept together if that's what they want to think,
Speaker 3: but you're also not going to say it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't I know what if As I was
Speaker 1: watching the opening, I was like, oh my gosh, what
Speaker 1: if I'm pregnant?
Speaker 3: No, No, you guys are destroying the mythology of she
Speaker 3: doesn't because of love and destiny and Corey, that's it done.
Speaker 1: And a child just wonder if we wanted the tiniest
Speaker 1: bit of mystery about if that's one of the reasons
Speaker 1: it goes away immediately because to Panga doesn't say an
Speaker 1: eddy point because and she definitely when she says and
Speaker 1: on this honeymoon we to her, it's very clear to
Speaker 1: me that's a chip to Panga has that she's playing like, well,
Speaker 1: when we get married, which I can't believe she has
Speaker 1: to convince this person to marry her by being like,
Speaker 1: you'll get to have sex with me. It is so sad.
Speaker 1: I want to pry and I instead I will just
Speaker 1: got married. I got married, I'm telling you. But yeah.
Speaker 2: No. Also, I had a I don't know about you guys,
Speaker 2: but I had a visceral reaction by just the word honeymoon. Oh,
Speaker 2: because I thought of the episode. I was like, oh God,
Speaker 2: I can feel it, Yes, I can feel it happening.
Speaker 1: Okay, God, we're gonna love it.
Speaker 3: We're gonna watch it. It's gonna be our favorite. I'm
Speaker 3: barely in it. I think I was fairly there that
Speaker 3: we thinking it.
Speaker 1: So yes, as mentioned, Alan and Amy are having a baby.
Speaker 1: Mister Feene is retiring. The gang has graduated high school,
Speaker 1: and Tapanga has asked Corey to marry her at the ceremony.
Speaker 1: God we left them before he could answer, and now
Speaker 1: we're back at the graduation ceremony, but everyone else has left.
Speaker 3: Corey, did they pick us up for twenty two or
Speaker 3: did we get nine or thirteen?
Speaker 2: No, we didn't get No, we didn't get thirteen until
Speaker 2: season seven we got picked up. We were full seasons
Speaker 2: until the last season where we only got picked up
Speaker 2: for thirteen. So we got twenty two and got that
Speaker 2: stack of cliffhangers. Yep, right, well done, well done.
Speaker 1: Corey and Topanga are all alone, still sitting on the
Speaker 1: graduation bleachers. I am wearing what could only be described
Speaker 1: as orthopedic sandals. I don't argue I notice, it's because
Speaker 1: you're pregnant, idea, what's going on? But they are absolutely.
Speaker 2: Would not.
Speaker 1: I have not noticed because there were people sitting in
Speaker 1: front of me, and I had my gown on. So
Speaker 1: in this one, my gown's a little pulled up, and
Speaker 1: I am wearing shoes black leather, flat, criss cross orthopedic sandals.
Speaker 1: Hua would think they were too conservative.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's.
Speaker 1: Going on there. Corey is completely shell shocked, frozen in
Speaker 1: time to Penga nudges him, forcing him to ask, did
Speaker 1: I just ask you to marry me? To Panga reminds him,
Speaker 1: I asked you. He always figured he'd be the one
Speaker 1: to propose, but he's not against this. It is the nineties,
Speaker 1: after all. What's done? Is am I the only one
Speaker 1: who picked up on the fact that he was annoyed.
Speaker 2: I proposed, Yeah, it seemed like he was. It also
Speaker 2: seemed like the room was different. I got that it
Speaker 2: was supposed to be empty and that he was supposed
Speaker 2: to just be empty bleachers. But a new set it did.
Speaker 1: It felt like an entirely new set.
Speaker 2: It felt smaller. It felt like it should have been
Speaker 2: them in this big, cavernous room together, and instead it
Speaker 2: felt smaller than it did. When there was a pause,
Speaker 2: you're just shooting one direction. Yeah, it was a flat wall,
Speaker 2: drained and to be fair, it is a weird set
Speaker 2: to begin with.
Speaker 1: Four months since people had seen it, so everyone was like,
Speaker 1: they're not gonna remember it's gonna be totally fine.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Corey nervously changes the subject, reminding her of the graduation party,
Speaker 1: but to Panga doesn't let him leave before getting an answer.
Speaker 1: He assures her she will get an answer, but it's
Speaker 1: not every day a guy gets asked a question like that.
Speaker 1: But before he can continue rambling to Pega pulls him
Speaker 1: in for a kiss and the audience who and Corey
Speaker 1: pulls away in a haze, completely unsoorce old. He asks,
Speaker 1: so you got a ring for me? Or what? Well?
Speaker 2: It? Sorcer meant, is the is and the same? It's
Speaker 2: just this show.
Speaker 5: It's so intense, but it's also very strange that shows
Speaker 5: do this honestly, Honestly, do other shows have like a
Speaker 5: girl grab a guy and kiss him and then he
Speaker 5: becomes like.
Speaker 1: And it's also a virgin.
Speaker 2: She's a virgin who uses her sexuality to get what
Speaker 2: she wants. It's a weird combination.
Speaker 3: But it's like it's so natural to me because we
Speaker 3: did it all the time on the show. I had
Speaker 3: to do it, and then watching it now, I'm seeing
Speaker 3: why it's like built into me that this is like
Speaker 3: what a story can do, and how is this something
Speaker 3: that was done on other movies and other shows in
Speaker 3: the nineties all the time, Like, I honestly don't know or.
Speaker 2: Is this specific kiss? Let us know, we really rely
Speaker 2: on it. We really rely on.
Speaker 1: It, and we're going to rely on for six. Matthew,
Speaker 1: if you're out there, please.
Speaker 2: Not Matthew Lawrence.
Speaker 1: Not Matthew Lawrence. Maybe I should make a different name.
Speaker 1: There's going to be a lot of Matthew's Bartholomew. Okay,
Speaker 1: all the people who follows our show and who listens,
Speaker 1: I have faith putting this on you, mart please reach out.
Speaker 1: Let us know other shows of the nineties did they
Speaker 1: do this where women can get men to do whatever
Speaker 1: they want if they just give them a passionate enough.
Speaker 2: Case passionate kiss. Chandler friends, Maybe I don't.
Speaker 1: Know why to Panga is having to beg this man
Speaker 1: to marry her. I love that Corey is not thinking
Speaker 1: getting married is a great idea. I have no problem
Speaker 1: with I have no problem with that. I actually wish
Speaker 1: that that was said, yes to Panga, I'll marry you
Speaker 1: in five years, in six years, yeah, not now. But
Speaker 1: instead it's like WHOA, I don't want to give you
Speaker 1: an answer. It feels very much like if you tell
Speaker 1: someone you love them and they don't say it back,
Speaker 1: and then you're like, do you love me? It's like, please,
Speaker 1: don't ask that. Like if they loved you, they would
Speaker 1: tell you please. Just like I don't know, but.
Speaker 2: Most good marriages start when one person has to convince
Speaker 2: the other person to marry Sure, Sure, everybody guilty.
Speaker 1: Only she had been really pregnant, then she'd have Then
Speaker 1: she'd be perfect, have a perfect trap exactly. Anyway, the
Speaker 1: start of this rubbed me the wrong way.
Speaker 2: I'm just just wants a man to keep her in
Speaker 2: orthopedic shoes, is what it seems like it is.
Speaker 1: Then we're in the John Adams Hallway. It's still just
Speaker 1: after graduation, with students in their gowns roaming the halls
Speaker 1: with their parents. Corey tells Topanga he wants to marry
Speaker 1: her more than anything in the world, but he can't
Speaker 1: let her give up Yale for him, bringing it back up, Okay,
Speaker 1: I love it. I also then to Panga asks if
Speaker 1: he honestly wants her to go to Yale, and he
Speaker 1: then admits no. He has done nothing wrong, nothing wrong.
Speaker 1: He has flat out said, I cannot let you give
Speaker 1: up this thing for me and she goes, do you
Speaker 1: really want me to go? Not no, and he says, oh, well,
Speaker 1: of course I don't want you to go, but you
Speaker 1: have to go, but you have to do it anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I have no issues with Corey and the ile situation.
Speaker 2: As it stands, there's red flags, but they ain't coming
Speaker 2: from Corey.
Speaker 1: Yep, So Tapega tells him to shut up about it.
Speaker 1: Besides Penbrook being a great school, how good is college?
Speaker 1: Without his face and she smushes his cheeks together.
Speaker 2: I had a problem with this because how great a
Speaker 2: school is it if Eric's there? But it's true Eric
Speaker 2: end up at the same school Sean and Sean. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's like it's not a good school if it takes everybody. So, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was just strained, like Pembrook's a great school, is it?
Speaker 2: It's it's like Beach State.
Speaker 1: Corey musters up, it's no good at all. The Penga
Speaker 1: wasting no time asks when they should get married. Corey
Speaker 1: stammers he's not so sure, and Tapega jumps in, how
Speaker 1: about right away? She reminds him they've been dating since
Speaker 1: they were too Nope, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: If I thought you met at the monkey bars at
Speaker 3: three four.
Speaker 2: That was it four, but now it's two two.
Speaker 1: Nope, we met in the womb.
Speaker 2: We're twins. Actually, that's one thing Ryder thinks is missing
Speaker 2: from shows like this is the incest Remember the game
Speaker 2: Game of Conversation.
Speaker 1: I also immediately followed up with and they both had
Speaker 1: the chance to be with other people. What Corey has
Speaker 1: definitely had the chance to be with other people. Corey
Speaker 1: has had the chance to be with other people, every
Speaker 1: opportunity to pengo.
Speaker 3: People who's he says, the chance to be with Ladies
Speaker 3: of the Night to throw themselves at the jacket.
Speaker 2: Jacket.
Speaker 1: The date where she didn't look up at Ricky like
Speaker 1: what is she talking about? What? What is? Come on?
Speaker 1: We've been together since we were two. We both had
Speaker 1: the opportunity to be with other people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no.
Speaker 1: No, Corey interrupts. Yeah, I wonder what she's doing.
Speaker 2: Great joke, we really yeah, I almost like, oh.
Speaker 1: See, I think it's a great because it's just such a.
Speaker 2: Needle, Like, yeah, I wonder what she's up. It's such
Speaker 2: a just a it's.
Speaker 1: Juphst dude thing.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, but like funny, like you're needling in a
Speaker 2: funny way well.
Speaker 1: Topanga jokingly shoves him, so she apparently gets the joke,
Speaker 1: and she asks, do you think we'll be together for
Speaker 1: the rest of our lives? Corey answers yes, and Topanga
Speaker 1: has hurt enough. We're not like other people. We're weird.
Speaker 1: Let's just do it. I want to have time for
Speaker 1: our honeymoon before college starts. Corey's ears, of course, perkup
Speaker 1: and on this honeymoon, you and I we probably to
Speaker 1: Panga nods, oh, there's a good chance. She is in
Speaker 1: sorcelled Corey again and he tells her to keep talking,
Speaker 1: but Tapanga has a different idea. She insists they go
Speaker 1: tell his parents. Corey yels no. He tries to convince
Speaker 1: her that now is in a good time with the
Speaker 1: baby and all. In fact, they probably shouldn't tell anyone.
Speaker 1: So now strikes me, is he's embarrassed to be engaged
Speaker 1: to Topanga or what is he? I don't know. He's afraid,
Speaker 1: he's afraid of telling his parents, and that's what they
Speaker 1: want it to be, because that's exactly what Sean says, No,
Speaker 1: you're afraid to tell your parents, And he's like, I
Speaker 1: don't see any reason why they need to know, so
Speaker 1: they're trying to make it that but and I guess
Speaker 1: based on the way Amy reacted to Topega coming back
Speaker 1: from Pittsburgh, he would have a reason to feel that way.
Speaker 1: My parents are not going to support this. They were
Speaker 1: trying to encourage us to see other people before. So
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: Know, I just what happened to Like the ultra confident court,
Speaker 3: it was like, I just you know, it's nice everyone.
Speaker 2: It's interesting to be the only one the only way
Speaker 2: he knows it's over, the only one who knows it's not.
Speaker 2: Can you remember that whole? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Where is that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And now we would just be like, yes, we are destined,
Speaker 2: let's go.
Speaker 1: Tapanga is confused, so Corey adds, until we figure out
Speaker 1: what we're going to do. She asks, does he want
Speaker 1: to marry her? Which girl? I'm asking the same thing?
Speaker 1: Really seems like he doesn't want to marry her. He
Speaker 1: quietly says yes, but doesn't want people sticking their noses
Speaker 1: into their business. He makes Topanga promise not to tell anyone,
Speaker 1: and she happily agrees, Comparing the two of them to
Speaker 1: Romeo and Juliet again.
Speaker 2: Again, bring him back, Bring him back to the pilot.
Speaker 1: Corey laughs, that's why we're not telling anyone whatever you need.
Speaker 1: She reiterates, So are we engaged or what? He says, Yeah,
Speaker 1: as long as you don't open your big mouth. She
Speaker 1: laughs again at his teasing and gives him a kiss.
Speaker 1: As they embrace, Phoene approaches to congratulate them. Corey freezes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, he knows. Tapanga reminds him Phoenie is
Speaker 1: talking about graduation. Phoeni wonders if there's something else worth congratulating,
Speaker 1: and Corey quickly weigh him off. Nothing, get off my back,
Speaker 1: Phoene shrugs, whatever you say. Corey ramps up. Anyway, You're
Speaker 1: a smug one, aren't you. George? You know you know?
Speaker 1: I know you know. I don't know how you know,
Speaker 1: but I know that you know. Phoene admits, all right,
Speaker 1: I know, I know everything. Now, what in the world
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Corey storms off, pulling Topanga with him.
Speaker 1: Nothing this gets out and I'll hunt you down like
Speaker 1: a dog. And then we're at the guy's movement.
Speaker 3: Clear why Corey, I mean, is the idea just a
Speaker 3: Corey's an anxious mess like he he just is so
Speaker 3: freaked out by the idea of being engaged that he
Speaker 3: can't stand up.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I think that makes sense. He's just panic.
Speaker 2: It's also not the idea of getting engaged. It's the
Speaker 2: idea of she just said, let's go get married now, essentially,
Speaker 2: and it's like, wait, we're doing what So we're not
Speaker 2: even gonna have an engagement, We're just getting married.
Speaker 1: It is a lot to spring on someone like Topeka
Speaker 1: spent the entire Topanga took a couple of days at
Speaker 1: least thinking about whether or not she was gonna do this.
Speaker 1: She asked Corey. Corey was not expecting it, and now
Speaker 1: he's like, oh my gosh, of course I want to
Speaker 1: marry you, but like, this is a lot to think
Speaker 1: about and when and how and what about Yale? And
Speaker 1: I have to tell my family, and so I can
Speaker 1: see how the idea would be. Let's just keep this
Speaker 1: quiet for now, until I can wrap my head around this,
Speaker 1: until I can talk to my best friend, until I
Speaker 1: can let me just get my feet under me. So
Speaker 1: I guess I buy that. We're back at the guy's apartment.
Speaker 1: Sean answers a knock at the door, and it is
Speaker 1: a beaming Corey. Sean immediately guesses to Panga asks you
Speaker 1: to marry her. Cory scowls, I hate you, and then
Speaker 1: we cut to Angela's room, a new set. We've never
Speaker 1: seen this before, I know, Angela tells Topanga, you guys
Speaker 1: are so weird. She says, I know, but I love
Speaker 1: him and I want to be with him till he dies.
Speaker 1: But you can't tell anyone, not even Sean. We cut
Speaker 1: back and forth between the guy's apartment. In Angela's room,
Speaker 1: Corey interrogates Sean Phoeney told you, didn't he I'm gonna
Speaker 1: find him and rip him apart. Sean reminds him, I
Speaker 1: was sitting right next to you when it happened. He
Speaker 1: heard everything. Meanwhile, Angela realizes that's why Corey looks so scared.
Speaker 1: Tapanga argues that he wasn't scared, he was only flustered.
Speaker 1: Back at the apartment, Corey explains, I was a little flustered,
Speaker 1: that's all. Sean counters, you look like someone shot you
Speaker 1: in the head. But hey, I don't blame you. If
Speaker 1: Angela asked me in the middle of graduation, i'd wet
Speaker 1: my gown too. Angela reminds Topanga. At our age, we're
Speaker 1: supposed to be having fun, not getting married. What idiot
Speaker 1: doesn't know that. I'm so happy she she has this POV.
Speaker 1: I didn't remember this. I love it. She's the voice
Speaker 1: of reason. Love it. Also congratulations to Trina McGee, who
Speaker 1: had her baby in the off season between last season
Speaker 1: five and six, we asked her, what did you do?
Speaker 1: She'd say, had my third baby was born. Congratulations. We
Speaker 1: see that, and at the apartment, Sewan has made up
Speaker 1: his mind marry her. Corey's flabbergasted. You're supposed to say
Speaker 1: we're crazy, but Sean says Corey is crazy if he
Speaker 1: doesn't realize they've been married their entire lives. They may
Speaker 1: as well get presents. Corey admits, I do need a
Speaker 1: new toaster, but no rushing into marriage right now is
Speaker 1: way too overwhelming. He tries to blame graduation in college
Speaker 1: looming in the distance, but Sean sees right through him.
Speaker 1: You're scared to tell your parents, Corey shrugs. I see
Speaker 1: no reason why they ever have to know. Then they
Speaker 1: head out into the hallway and Shon declares, well, if
Speaker 1: we're done talking about you, I've got some news. Corey argues,
Speaker 1: We're not done talking about me, how selfish are you?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 1: Sean ignores him. He's thinking about taking some courses at Penbrook.
Speaker 1: Corey dismissively nods, good, have a nice day, Sean continues,
Speaker 1: which means, I'm going to stay in the dorms. So
Speaker 1: if you're not ready to have Topanga as a roommate,
Speaker 1: what I know?
Speaker 2: And why is Sean moving? Like why do I need
Speaker 2: need to go to the dorms as a freshman?
Speaker 3: I guess because and Eric had an apartment and he's
Speaker 3: in the apartment.
Speaker 1: Brook, So why would you recommend Corey mary to Panga?
Speaker 1: And then say, but if you're not ready to have
Speaker 1: her as a roommate. So a wife is a less
Speaker 1: of a less of a responsibility than a roommate.
Speaker 3: The logic, the pretzel logic of romance on Boy Meets World. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like we got to prioritize the male male friendships
Speaker 3: but also prioritize the male female relationships, and we got
Speaker 3: to make them both rationalized in this it.
Speaker 1: Makes no sense. Why isn't Sean on the side of
Speaker 1: Angela maybe a little bit more? And I guess only
Speaker 1: because Sean has in previous seasons and episodes been obsessed
Speaker 1: with getting them back together. But like if it were
Speaker 1: Sean and Angela both saying we love you both, we
Speaker 1: love you as a couple, but this is too young.
Speaker 1: Let's like you guys could be said, you guys could
Speaker 1: be encouraging us live together.
Speaker 2: That's what the thing that amazed me is that nobody said,
Speaker 2: get engaged. Go ahead, get engaged, get married in five years.
Speaker 1: What's the way, that's the goad there?
Speaker 2: Take that next step if you want, you don't have
Speaker 2: to get married next week, go ahead.
Speaker 1: And getting in And I guess that just me. I
Speaker 1: guess the difference is, especially back then, the implication if
Speaker 1: you were living together meant that you were sleeping together,
Speaker 1: and so the idea that like anyone would encourage them
Speaker 1: to be engaged and living in the same house meant sex.
Speaker 1: And we had made it clear that like Tapanga was
Speaker 1: going to prioritize virginity. I just I don't understand this
Speaker 1: moment from Sean, who's just finished saying please marry her.
Speaker 1: You've been married your whole lives anyway, and then being like,
Speaker 1: do you want to live with me in the dorms
Speaker 1: in the same scene.
Speaker 2: Even just because they need it, and They did it
Speaker 2: backwards because they need to have Sean have another place
Speaker 2: to go when he eventually gets kicked out. We needed
Speaker 2: to know, but it should have been after he gets
Speaker 2: kicked out that then he's like, Hey, I'm going to go.
Speaker 2: I got nowhere to doors, I have nowhere to go.
Speaker 1: You want to live with me? Yeah, because it doesn't
Speaker 1: make anything.
Speaker 2: Out because by then they were already all opened exactly,
Speaker 2: So that's it doesn't because it's like, you're already near Penbrook.
Speaker 2: That was the whole point of Jack and Eric living
Speaker 2: near college. Ye is they have that freshman year why? Yeah,
Speaker 2: So it didn't doesn't make any I mean, get rid
Speaker 2: of Sean, get him out of the apartment. I mean
Speaker 2: not like I really participated in much in that seat anyway.
Speaker 1: So well, Corey can't handle it. You and me together.
Speaker 1: That's two proposals in the same day. I must be
Speaker 1: the luckiest boy in the world. Just then, the elevator
Speaker 1: door opens and it's Jack and Eric. They secretly listen
Speaker 1: in as Corey tells Sean he's glad he's going to college.
Speaker 1: They give each other a big hug, and Jack finally interrupts,
Speaker 1: what's he talking about? Sean reveals he's taking college classes because,
Speaker 1: no matter how much he loves his job, there is
Speaker 1: more to life than photographing naked ladies. Uh huh. We
Speaker 1: get a call back.
Speaker 2: To reference not a job you had.
Speaker 3: Yeah, decision off camera between seasons for that word that works.
Speaker 2: There happens, and there we go. By the way, I'm
Speaker 2: wearing a new necklace. So love and I are obviously
Speaker 2: no longer together. Yeah, I've got my bear neck No
Speaker 2: more cokespoon is gone. It's a it's like a little
Speaker 2: it's a leather well, no, the new one. I'm wearing
Speaker 2: it like a leather thing with a bear. I don't
Speaker 2: know if I still I'm sure I could find it somewhere.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 2: The thing I do remember is I wear it all
Speaker 2: through season seven when I've gained weight, and it looks
Speaker 2: like I'm just choking myself by the end, because it's
Speaker 2: like holding on for your festival. Watch it, just watch.
Speaker 2: It's a leather thing that just keeps like I couldn't
Speaker 2: take it off, and eventually it just looks like it
Speaker 2: was cutting off my circulation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's BADLA grown around it would help me.
Speaker 1: I didn't know when it started. I don't remember noticing it,
Speaker 1: but I'm officially in Yin Yang thumb Ring territory, which
Speaker 1: is another thing I don't ever take off for like
Speaker 1: this whole season, and I don't know when it started,
Speaker 1: but I watch it. It'll be there forever.
Speaker 2: It's on the right. Start the jewelry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is beginning. It is beginning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, shoes, yeah.
Speaker 1: Jack. Jack pulls him in for a big hug and
Speaker 1: congratulates him on the decision. Eric schimes in and breaks
Speaker 1: the news. There's no more to life than naked ladies,
Speaker 1: except maybe naked ladies that wear really tight shirts and
Speaker 1: really tight pants. And uh. The inmates in the audience
Speaker 1: love this joke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well they should.
Speaker 3: We've made a version of this joke many times because
Speaker 3: I remember when clothes exactly naked. It's pretty clever. That's
Speaker 3: pretty cute.
Speaker 1: Jack puts his arm around Eric. The problem with you
Speaker 1: is you don't know how to be supportive. I want
Speaker 1: you to be supportive. Eric pouts, Okay, i'll try. Corey
Speaker 1: ads this means Sean and I will be roommates. So
Speaker 1: he just makes that decision. He's going to be He's
Speaker 1: gonna marry to bang up. But he's gonna be SHOT's roommate.
Speaker 1: Jack is shocked, but Eric, now supportive, yells I support that.
Speaker 1: Jack glares at him. Unbelievable. So Eric repeats himself now
Speaker 1: in a deeper voice, I support that. Jack, still offended, responds,
Speaker 1: I don't believe you. So Eric falls to his knees
Speaker 1: and screams, I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 2: This was a bad triple joke in a row it
Speaker 2: was I get what they were going for, but it
Speaker 2: didn't make any sense and.
Speaker 3: It just just hit it once. Yeah, I can't believe you.
Speaker 3: I don't believe you, and then you do it, and
Speaker 3: then they get out, and then get out.
Speaker 1: I agree, I don't believe you. And then him falling
Speaker 1: to the ground. I so product. That would have been
Speaker 1: the perfect that would have been just one Yeah. Sean
Speaker 1: reminds him that school doesn't start for two more months,
Speaker 1: so that should give them plenty of time to find
Speaker 1: a new roommate. Eric says that can't be done. They
Speaker 1: are very particular. Corey and Sewn don't seem to care
Speaker 1: because they are already leaving in the elevator, and then
Speaker 1: on cue a mystery woman we saw in the credits
Speaker 1: bursts out of the infamous door at the end of
Speaker 1: the hallway. She's carrying lug and yelling, I gave up
Speaker 1: a scholarship to Yale to move to Philadelphia with you.
Speaker 1: Can you tell me?
Speaker 2: Did you guys remember this? No that there's a Yale storyline.
Speaker 1: No, not a. I don't think we ever. I don't
Speaker 1: think we ever bring it up again.
Speaker 3: No, But so it's a way to connect it to
Speaker 3: to Panga.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's like it didn't go well right, which is.
Speaker 3: Super interesting to bring up like the sort of an
Speaker 3: alternative version of the Topanga choice and to show how
Speaker 3: it would be a huge mismistake. Well, it's super interesting
Speaker 3: to insert it like that.
Speaker 2: I totally remember. I don't know why I remember this,
Speaker 2: but I do. In the Plays with Squirrels episode, her
Speaker 2: future self marries that guy who left to go to Texas.
Speaker 2: Whoa because she comes back in with the cowboy hat
Speaker 2: and they're like, She's like, I went to go see
Speaker 2: if there's anything with my ex boyfriend and worked out
Speaker 2: a bit. I married him, and so it was where
Speaker 2: that was in the Places with Squirrels episode where we're
Speaker 2: all ten years in the future and I don't know
Speaker 2: why I remember that one little thing, but she does.
Speaker 1: She goes and marry that guy that she left. She left, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think there is to me, there's a big hint
Speaker 1: in this episode that relationship isn't over. She calls him
Speaker 1: her boyfriend in the scene with you guys where if
Speaker 1: she were living with you because she had broken up
Speaker 1: with him, it'd be her ex boyfriend. But she says, like,
Speaker 1: you know, makes me realize my boyfriend really is And
Speaker 1: I'm like, hmm, so, yeah.
Speaker 3: I guess it's just so it's so pointed that she's
Speaker 3: like a position or she a yale, I have a scholarship.
Speaker 3: It's like because she could have just said I had
Speaker 3: a scholarship to college, but they clearly wanted it to
Speaker 3: be a counterpoint to the Corey Tapanga that like, here
Speaker 3: is the opposite, which is like somebody who makes that
Speaker 3: choice and fails, Like why would.
Speaker 1: It's that choice for someone who then breaks up with
Speaker 1: them to go find themselves? Right, it's very interesting. She
Speaker 1: grabs a framed picture you know what, find this? She
Speaker 1: hurls the picture back in the apartment and we hear
Speaker 1: glass shatter. Entranced, Eric admits she pretty. Jack nods that
Speaker 1: a lot of woman.
Speaker 2: That a lot a woman. That's such a Michael Jacob
Speaker 2: mine the second I.
Speaker 1: Heard every bit of line, yep is a every.
Speaker 2: Other line is Michael Jacob's read.
Speaker 1: It is a line, it is it is. I think
Speaker 1: every aspect of this Rachel love triangle is just one
Speaker 1: hundred percent Michael Jacobs.
Speaker 2: It is, it is, And you could see you could
Speaker 2: hear him that a lot a woman like I could
Speaker 2: hear him saying those words like guess is all.
Speaker 1: The girl makes her way to the elevator, muttering to herself,
Speaker 1: find this God. That doesn't even make any sense, does it.
Speaker 1: Eric jumps in, I think you did a wonderful job,
Speaker 1: and I support you. The girl size, I really thought
Speaker 1: we loved each other. Now I have no place to stay.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna do. Oblivious to her pain,
Speaker 1: Eric cackles, Oh, man, I do not envy you.
Speaker 2: It's just a cartoon character at this point. I mean,
Speaker 2: and again, that's fine, but it's just every line is
Speaker 2: as big and crazy as you can possibly get.
Speaker 1: Then we're back at the guy's apartment. Later that day,
Speaker 1: Sean arrives back home and notices a huge pile of clothes.
Speaker 1: Eric and Jack are working as a team, throwing Sean's
Speaker 1: stuff into the hallway. Sean wants to know what's going on.
Speaker 1: Jack says they found a roommate, and with zero emotion,
Speaker 1: Eric tells him to get out. Sean reminds them school
Speaker 1: doesn't start for two months, but Jack reveals that they
Speaker 1: found the perfect roommate who fits all of their requirements.
Speaker 1: Sean isn't having it. He's gonna tell this guy he
Speaker 1: can't move in until Sean is ready to move up.
Speaker 1: Sat up, Sat up, It up up ye, And then
Speaker 1: this girl walks out of Sean's old room, now dressed
Speaker 1: in only a sultry silk robe. We have a little woo.
Speaker 1: She wonders if they have any toothpaste she can borrow.
Speaker 2: I was I was at a wedding.
Speaker 3: I mean, gosh, this is like ten years ago, I
Speaker 3: guess at this point, and we a bunch of us
Speaker 3: got a house together for the you know, the wedding.
Speaker 3: So the night before and somebody was like, when was
Speaker 3: the last time anybody'd seen Three's Company.
Speaker 2: For some reason, we were all like, what is Three's Company?
Speaker 1: What was the story?
Speaker 2: So we decided to watch a few episodes of threes.
Speaker 3: Company, and it was the most crazy show, a great show.
Speaker 2: This is threes Company, like her coming out in the.
Speaker 3: Robe and the audience going, and it's like two roommates
Speaker 3: and it is such a weird bygone era of television.
Speaker 3: Like if you try and watch threes Company now, it's
Speaker 3: so bizarre, like I don't know, like half the jokes
Speaker 3: aren't jokes, they're just excuses to get people in short robes.
Speaker 2: Get you guess is let the story even it's even
Speaker 2: worse for threes Company because the whole storytending to be gay,
Speaker 2: pretending to be gay because he's not supposed to be
Speaker 2: living with the women. So to live with two women roommates,
Speaker 2: you have to be gay in this world. I mean,
Speaker 2: it is just crazy.
Speaker 3: And there's always like the insinuation of sleeping around but
Speaker 3: I don't even know if people actually sleep together or.
Speaker 2: It's just like it's so weird. It's such a weird
Speaker 2: like thing of TV.
Speaker 3: Like TV used to be this, like it used to
Speaker 3: just be a way to see like pretty women and things.
Speaker 1: And here was what you was Three's Company on seventy
Speaker 1: eightieslies the seventies, So why in the nineties. Is it
Speaker 1: because we had writers writing as though they were shows
Speaker 1: they watched in the seventies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that there's like this sitcom tradition that
Speaker 2: doesn't exist anymore, which was like this sort of slightly sexy.
Speaker 1: You know what, campy thing. It was a way of being,
Speaker 1: like reality TV on a sitcom, what happens if you're
Speaker 1: what happens if you're really inside someone's house? You see
Speaker 1: them in their underwear a lot, right, Like that's the
Speaker 1: thought of you know, like, oh, if we were just
Speaker 1: a fly on the wall of someone's house, they'd be
Speaker 1: in their bathroom, they'd be in robes, they'd be cooking
Speaker 1: in their underwear, they'd dance around like we get to
Speaker 1: and so they were like, let's do it.
Speaker 2: But it's the college. It's the college or young twenties
Speaker 2: equivalent of getting a sea in the girl's locker room. Yep,
Speaker 2: like oh, we got a chance to see they're showering,
Speaker 2: like the oh okay, that's what they do. But they
Speaker 2: were you know what's funny you mentioned reality TV ninety eight,
Speaker 2: ninety seven, ninety eight. This is right when reality TV
Speaker 2: was getting really big with like Real World, Yeah and
Speaker 2: things like that saying you were talking, but it was
Speaker 2: this is when it started. It was already done.
Speaker 3: Remember last season started with Correy's filming, and like, yeah,
Speaker 3: already we were referencing it because it was it was
Speaker 3: a cultural thing.
Speaker 2: But it's also but what reality TV like like shows
Speaker 2: like that are are exactly what you were talking about
Speaker 2: at the beginning that you didn't like, writer, which is
Speaker 2: nine people sitting in a room talking about stuff. Fashion.
Speaker 2: That's all it was was that's used to because they
Speaker 2: purposely would take their TV's away, take their head nothing,
Speaker 2: so they just had to sit on couches and talk
Speaker 2: and that's what it was. And I think we're seeing that.
Speaker 2: And then nudity.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for no reason, Sean looks at her and makes
Speaker 1: a one eighty. Let me help you here. I thought
Speaker 1: that it was really funny.
Speaker 2: Writer, a great comedian.
Speaker 1: Let me help you here, let me just really funny.
Speaker 1: He throws some things into the hall and assumes the position,
Speaker 1: eventually being thrown out of himself.
Speaker 2: To direct these kinds of things on Girl Meets World,
Speaker 2: It's like, no, we want to see him actually fly.
Speaker 1: Yes, so you see someone mouse to.
Speaker 3: Throw myself so you don't actually have to see me launch,
Speaker 3: but yeah.
Speaker 1: Very funny. And then we're in the Matthew's house. Corey, Sean, Angela,
Speaker 1: and to Banga enter the kitchen, but Corey stops his
Speaker 1: fiance before going in. He wants to know if she
Speaker 1: told Angela their secret, and she's offended. I would never why.
Speaker 1: Corey says that Angela was shooting him nasty looks at
Speaker 1: dinner and he almost didn't enjoy his pudding. To Pega
Speaker 1: returns the favor and asks if he said something to
Speaker 1: Sean because he was winking at her all night. He gasps,
Speaker 1: I would never. He reminds Topanga his parents are inside,
Speaker 1: so act natural. And if you go back and watch
Speaker 1: this moment, you're breaking. I am my, you see because
Speaker 1: it's over my shoulder on Ben. My whole body is
Speaker 1: shaking with laughter.
Speaker 2: There are a couple of times you and Ben were
Speaker 2: almost going.
Speaker 1: To bring we were breaking so much.
Speaker 2: What is the sound that he makes in this episode?
Speaker 2: There's a sound he makes that it's I don't think.
Speaker 1: Well when he guesss I would never.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's the one.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, because then I could
Speaker 3: see him holding it together.
Speaker 1: Are shaking, I'm shaking laughter.
Speaker 2: I was dying because you know what he did. He
Speaker 2: saved that gas till right now.
Speaker 3: So he had been doing a different gas on tape
Speaker 3: night made this weird one which made you go, oh God,
Speaker 3: in front of the audio.
Speaker 1: He did it, he said it. We're on camera. I break,
Speaker 1: and then he holds it together to get through his line,
Speaker 1: and then it cuts back to me for my reaction,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, just breaking as we as we go
Speaker 1: inside the house. So the two walk inside and Alan
Speaker 1: immediately exclaims, Corey, Sean just told us the big news.
Speaker 1: Why didn't you say anything? Corey blows up at Sean.
Speaker 1: You told them, only for Tapanga to also inquire you
Speaker 1: told Sean. Corey retorts, Oh, of course I told Sean.
Speaker 1: He asks his parents if they're angry, and Alan shrugs,
Speaker 1: you guys have been together forever. Why would I be angry?
Speaker 1: Corey laughs in relief. Phew, talk about a load off
Speaker 1: my mind. Huh. Alan continues, I think you and Sean
Speaker 1: will be very happy together as roommates. Panga is shocked,
Speaker 1: you and Sean, what about us? Amy explains the school
Speaker 1: wouldn't allow her and Corey to be roommates, well, unless
Speaker 1: they were married. The thought alone makes Amy and Allan laugh.
Speaker 1: Tapega reminds Corey they were supposed to decide this together. Angela, Sean, Corey,
Speaker 1: and Tapanga go back and forth, arguing about how they
Speaker 1: either told their best friend or that they didn't tell
Speaker 1: their significant other about what they know. They all know,
Speaker 1: and then Eric storms in, looking very jolly. Got this
Speaker 1: new roommate. She is fine.
Speaker 2: Now, I remember this take because we did this five
Speaker 2: or six times, and I changed it every time, really,
Speaker 2: and I remember the audience was starting to anticipate that
Speaker 2: I was going to do it differently every time. So
Speaker 2: for some reason, this one, just this particular sticks out
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 1: Yep, how were you changing the word or were you
Speaker 1: just changing the performance of fine?
Speaker 2: I was changing there. I remember one time I went
Speaker 2: like why why, why? Why?
Speaker 1: Why? Like that?
Speaker 2: And I was just like throwing out different things the
Speaker 2: whole time. And so, yeah, it was just four or
Speaker 2: five in a row of just different takes.
Speaker 1: That's funny. Alan has had enough what is going on?
Speaker 1: Corey tries to speak, but he can't articulate his words.
Speaker 1: So Tapanga just comes out and says it, Corey and
Speaker 1: I are getting married. The silence is palpable, until Alan
Speaker 1: finally scoffs, are you out of your minds? Sean defends
Speaker 1: them because they love each other. Angela jumps in, that's
Speaker 1: not a reason they're too young. Alan points out to Corey,
Speaker 1: you can't even clean up your room. Corey explains he's
Speaker 1: going to get to it.
Speaker 2: That's a great moment. While we're watching this, though, Sue
Speaker 2: said that.
Speaker 1: Sue said something interesting.
Speaker 2: She's like, why not you say you're getting you're engaged.
Speaker 2: Why do you have to say we're getting married? Why
Speaker 2: can't you just be like we got engaged, because that's
Speaker 2: different than we're getting married, right, you, kid.
Speaker 1: Is typically what engaged means so right, but it doesn't.
Speaker 1: It's not as getting married. And it's great in when
Speaker 1: you're done with college, when you're you know, I asked
Speaker 1: Corey to marry me.
Speaker 2: We get we're getting engaged, something like that is different
Speaker 2: than Corey and I are getting married. Like it's yeah,
Speaker 2: well you know, I think it's just just for a story.
Speaker 1: It is, but it's like need to do that.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing.
Speaker 3: It's an easy offering for everybody because because the parents
Speaker 3: could be like, yeah, why don't you get engaged and
Speaker 3: see how it goes. Like everybody would be fine like
Speaker 3: the end of episode, so they needed it to be pretty.
Speaker 1: But it is weird that no one has that at
Speaker 1: least perspective of like listen, like someone could offer that
Speaker 1: as as we're discussing all the different options, why don't
Speaker 1: you just wait until, yeah, get engaged, get engaged, wait
Speaker 1: you get married?
Speaker 5: You say?
Speaker 2: Doesn't Amy eventually say, well, they're going to wait till
Speaker 2: after college?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: I think she says that, doesn't.
Speaker 1: She in this episode?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That I remember? Oh I thought she did. Oh right,
Speaker 1: you look at this. Amy says, they'll wait until they
Speaker 1: finish college. Here you go, and Alan agrees, asking whose
Speaker 1: idiot idea was this? Corey immediately volunteers, it was my
Speaker 1: idiot idea. It is my idiot life, and I get
Speaker 1: to decide if I want to be a married idiot
Speaker 1: to Panga reveals the truth she asked Corey to marry her.
Speaker 1: Corey begs his parents not to yell at his fiance.
Speaker 1: Amy says she thought to Panga had more sense than
Speaker 1: this Morgan, who looks significantly older. Also, yes, yep, she
Speaker 1: is specially with footy pajamas.
Speaker 2: With this line, which sounds like a five year old line.
Speaker 1: I was well, I asked Bobby Poplowski to marry me,
Speaker 1: then he kicked me.
Speaker 3: You are now a fourteen year old the equivalent of
Speaker 3: them just constantly putting her in footy pajamas. She's literally
Speaker 3: older than and lollipop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just gets creepy after a while, It's like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, right for this girl.
Speaker 1: They stare at her, confused and then go back to
Speaker 1: the problem at hand. Amy asks if they thought through
Speaker 1: the responsibilities that will come with marriage, and Angela decides
Speaker 1: to answer for them. No, they haven't thought of anything.
Speaker 1: Sean polls are away. They should stay out of this.
Speaker 1: Angela argues, these are our friends. How can you let
Speaker 1: them ruin their lives? Sean counters that they aren't like
Speaker 1: the two of them, They are hopelessly in love. The
Speaker 1: crowd ooh at the obvious light, but Sean tries to
Speaker 1: redeem himself and so were we?
Speaker 2: So are were we? So are we? So are we? Yeah?
Speaker 2: You were? You didn't like what you were saying, writer,
Speaker 2: but you were gone. Well, yeah, I know you're dead.
Speaker 1: You said you were saying the stuff you didn't like
Speaker 1: very well. Yea, thanks, you're doing a good job. Amy
Speaker 1: tries to talk some sense into her son. We have
Speaker 1: paid for your food, your clothes, phone, car insurance. Can
Speaker 1: Corey hand all that? Corey reminds them that they got
Speaker 1: married when they were eighteen too. Allan yells out, I
Speaker 1: was a dope. Amy's eyes widen.
Speaker 2: He also tries to eighteen when they got married. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know, So where where was the summer of love
Speaker 2: with Reggie in Europe? It also doesn't mean so they
Speaker 2: got married then when he was in the navy.
Speaker 1: Maybe they were the summer of love was seventeen to eighteen.
Speaker 1: So they graduated high school at seventeen, they took that
Speaker 1: summer together, and he went into the navy and they
Speaker 1: got married.
Speaker 2: Wow. But then there's also this whole storyline of like
Speaker 2: her dating other people.
Speaker 1: Remember there's that whole like well that again, so he
Speaker 1: dated other people at fourteen, it counts I kissed somebody.
Speaker 2: I kissed Bobby Hey, cat cat.
Speaker 3: What they should have done is just had Morgan be
Speaker 3: like suddenly supermature like Bobby. Bobby Mplawski and I got
Speaker 3: engaged for three and a half months.
Speaker 2: I called it off because I fell for some like
Speaker 2: she's the most.
Speaker 3: Likely smoking a cigarette smoking it would be the best.
Speaker 2: It would have been so much funny.
Speaker 1: Also, I don't like this idea that Amy is upset
Speaker 1: with him calling him himself a dope for getting married
Speaker 1: at eighteen. I think it would it would make sense
Speaker 1: for both for her to be like, we were dopes.
Speaker 1: It's it's lucky that it worked out for us, as
Speaker 1: opposed to because otherwise, why does Amy think they're so different?
Speaker 3: She's been like this since. So that means that she
Speaker 3: and Alan got married at eighteen, and then she was
Speaker 3: this against a panga leaving to Pittsburgh, like all of
Speaker 3: that stuff. It's like her argument, which was live your life,
Speaker 3: find that the experience independent, like all of that stuff,
Speaker 3: kind of gets undermined by the fact that she didn't live,
Speaker 3: didn't do any of that.
Speaker 1: I would have no problem with it if her point
Speaker 1: was I was an idiot, I shouldn't. I'm happy I
Speaker 1: did it because it worked out. I love my husband,
Speaker 1: I have three beautiful children. I wouldn't change anything. But
Speaker 1: but that's not the usual. That's not normal.
Speaker 2: It was normal. Apparently, that's what it's like.
Speaker 3: It's always being positive that Corey and Topanga are weird
Speaker 3: or unusual when the reality is actually by their community standards,
Speaker 3: they are very typical. They are doing exactly what her
Speaker 3: parents did, what his parents did, what Phoene did, Like
Speaker 3: everybody got married young had you know.
Speaker 1: It's like okay, yeah, I know, don't it's weird, okay.
Speaker 1: He also Alan tries to redeem himself. He means that
Speaker 1: there is so much they'd be missing out on. If
Speaker 1: Corey thinks he has everything all figured out, he must
Speaker 1: remember that things don't always go according to the plan.
Speaker 1: He will have to make sacrifices. Amy wonders, what sacrifices
Speaker 1: did you make? Alan, Alan freezes and pretends he didn't
Speaker 1: hear her. What Meanwhile, Angela asks Sean, what do you
Speaker 1: mean we're not hopelessly in love? He also wonders what
Speaker 1: well Both couples argue Corey and Topanga slide out the
Speaker 1: back door. So yeah. This Amy storyline, where she's also
Speaker 1: trying to challenge that he didn't make any sacrifices. Why
Speaker 1: I don't know. Why isn't this Why isn't this reversed?
Speaker 1: Why isn't Amy the one saying when we say to her,
Speaker 1: you got married at eighteen, Yeah, and I was a
Speaker 1: dope and Alan going excuse me, and her saying, yes,
Speaker 1: do you know how many sacrifices I had to make?
Speaker 1: And he's like, wait, what sacrifices? Then she has a
Speaker 1: POV that fits with what she's trying to say, has
Speaker 1: not been to a hotel since they got married.
Speaker 3: They literally went to a hotel for the problem night
Speaker 3: and they were like, the first time we've gone to
Speaker 3: a hotel for a night out. That's a very obvious
Speaker 3: sacrifice you've made. Now you're about to have another kid,
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Until they got married at eighteen, I guess went to Europe.
Speaker 1: Well I think they had the summer of love before
Speaker 1: they were married, right.
Speaker 3: Hey maybe, But then, like you just don't get how
Speaker 3: the navy children.
Speaker 2: Doesn't you travel when you're in the navy. So was
Speaker 2: she on the road him? Was she by herself? She's
Speaker 2: probably by herself. Was she pregnant at this point? When
Speaker 2: does Eric come along?
Speaker 1: Did he leave? How long was he in the navy.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of this backstory that they just kind
Speaker 2: of like, yeah, we're good.
Speaker 1: Well, because if you think about it, how old are
Speaker 1: we trying to say they are like, how old are
Speaker 1: they now?
Speaker 2: Mid forties?
Speaker 1: Eric is now in his first or second year of college, right,
Speaker 1: so Herek's probably twentyeen twenty one? Okay, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: because I think Corey's supposed to be.
Speaker 2: Corey and Tpang are supposed to be eighteen eighteen, right,
Speaker 2: and I think Eric is supposed to be at this
Speaker 2: point two years older. Okay, you used to be four
Speaker 2: years older than that, right, and then they moved only too,
Speaker 2: So my guess is Eric supposed to be twenty twenty one?
Speaker 2: But then where does the beer come from? In the
Speaker 2: from last season? That was in the fridge they were
Speaker 2: buying beers. That's fine, happens.
Speaker 1: Sean had you know, maybe someone end up getting it
Speaker 1: for him, right right?
Speaker 2: But he's so yeah, so twenty one, so fenty figure.
Speaker 2: They had Eric when they were twenty one twenty two,
Speaker 2: so they were mayre maried for three years they had Eric,
Speaker 2: I would say, but never went to a hotel, never
Speaker 2: went to a hotel. But he's twenty one years wow.
Speaker 1: Outside, Tapanga admits his parents are taking it better than
Speaker 1: she thought, but Corey reminds her it's not up to them.
Speaker 1: Nobody can tell them what to do. She nods in agreement,
Speaker 1: so Corey declares, come on, we're getting married. She smiles
Speaker 1: and they run off together. Back in the Matthew's kitchen,
Speaker 1: the couples.
Speaker 2: The noh no.
Speaker 1: Back in the Matthew's kitchen, the couples are still arguing
Speaker 1: with each other, so Eric decides to butt in. He
Speaker 1: can be the voice of reason here. Everyone laughs at
Speaker 1: this idea and goes back to fighting. Undeterred, Eric shouts,
Speaker 1: I think they should get married, which again grabs everyone's attention.
Speaker 1: Eric says the chance and chances of Corey finding a
Speaker 1: woman like Topanga are one in a million. Sean agrees,
Speaker 1: there's nobody better. Angela can't argue with that, and neither
Speaker 1: does Amy. But that's not the issue. Eric argues, in
Speaker 1: a few years, she's gonna dry up, get all wrinkling.
Speaker 1: Might as well grab her while she's still smooth. He
Speaker 1: playfully punches Alan and asks SIMI right dead. Alan calls
Speaker 1: him an imbecile, and, again undeterred, Eric laughs, Yes.
Speaker 2: It's funny, but it's just cartoony.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Recently, Adler has become obsessed at night with asking
Speaker 1: me about what happens when I die? Oh God, oh, Jesus,
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen when you die? I'm gonna miss you
Speaker 1: so much. I just want to be with you. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, Adler, I'm not sick, I'm not gonna I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna die anytime soon, but I'm gonna miss you
Speaker 1: so much. And I said, I'm nowhere near dying. He said, yes,
Speaker 1: you are. You are almost dead.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I did think about that, even if everything goes right,
Speaker 3: you're almost at.
Speaker 1: Ah, You're not.
Speaker 2: You're not You're just dried up and ring.
Speaker 1: Exactly what I thought. I was like, it must really
Speaker 1: be time for me to get botoxic. Because he's like,
Speaker 1: you are so old.
Speaker 2: Look at you. You looked at a mirror lately. Do something? God, No,
Speaker 2: you are old. Let me tell you My favorite part.
Speaker 1: Is any actioned before he said yes you are, he
Speaker 1: was like, I said, I'm not going to die. I'm
Speaker 1: not anywhere near there. He said, yes you are. I said, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not only forty three ghost. Well Dad is God? Anyway,
Speaker 1: Morgan decides to talk. Have any of you noticed that
Speaker 1: Corey and Topanga aren't here? Then the door They realize
Speaker 1: the door is open, and we get some dramatic music
Speaker 1: that's the act break.
Speaker 3: A bunch of characters in a lad expressing points of
Speaker 3: view to expound upon whether this couple should get married
Speaker 3: to next.
Speaker 2: In all fairness, I have to say, though, in all fairness,
Speaker 2: if a couple comes in and all their friends or
Speaker 2: family are there and they say they're eighteen, they're like,
Speaker 2: we're gonna get married. This is what would happen is
Speaker 2: you'd get a bunch of people in a room discussing
Speaker 2: what they thought, should they get married, should they not
Speaker 2: get married? Wait a minute, you shouldn't do it. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's kind of it's real when you think about it.
Speaker 2: If you walk into a family situation and you drop
Speaker 2: something like this, this is what's gonna happen is everyone's
Speaker 2: gonna have their opinion and start shouting over each other. So,
Speaker 2: I mean that kind of made sense to me more
Speaker 2: than the fence scene, Like now let's move this outside
Speaker 2: and do the same thing outside. Didn't make any right.
Speaker 3: That the audience, But that's fine, Like that people would
Speaker 3: really do. It doesn't make for good television, you.
Speaker 2: Know, like the reality argument that like this is what really?
Speaker 2: Who cares? Like? I don't want to sit around watching
Speaker 2: people debate stuff, but I don't want to watch drama. That's
Speaker 2: what was happening.
Speaker 1: That's why I said I think it was.
Speaker 3: Happening to TV, like the best way would have been,
Speaker 3: you know, like that Corey and de Panga need to
Speaker 3: keep it a secret. For some reason, it gets like
Speaker 3: plane out, the reveals, the secrecy, like all that could
Speaker 3: have been really fun. Instead it's like, let's let's talk
Speaker 3: it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I mean they have twenty two episodes.
Speaker 1: It could have been really fun that Corey says the
Speaker 1: same thing to Sean, let's be roommates, but let's keep
Speaker 1: it a secret. He's got a secret about the roommates,
Speaker 1: he's got a secret about the marriage to Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then it all eventually comes to a head. But okay, anyway,
Speaker 1: in the car Corey and Topanga are driving, Topanga wonders
Speaker 1: if Corey actually wants to do this or if he's
Speaker 1: only taking the sleep because his parents are against it
Speaker 1: because Corey's such a rebel. Yes, without a clue, do
Speaker 1: you really want to do this or are you suddenly
Speaker 1: the type of kid who likes to do everything your
Speaker 1: parents tell you not to do.
Speaker 2: Which all I wanted was him to do. Go around me,
Speaker 2: I said that while we're doing oh god.
Speaker 3: It it would have been the perfect callback, because it
Speaker 3: actually is to this point, because that was an episode
Speaker 3: where he did try and be rebellious and it backfire. Remember,
Speaker 3: the whole episode was about him doing his own thing
Speaker 3: against his dad, so it would have played in if
Speaker 3: they had done a callback.
Speaker 1: So round around me, please, Corey reminds her it's his
Speaker 1: life and he's going to do what he wants. She asks,
Speaker 1: but what happens when you get to college and you
Speaker 1: see everybody meeting each other and dating and having fun.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna wish you could be doing the same thing?
Speaker 1: Corey shrugs, Well, it didn't phase me in high school.
Speaker 3: Brah, didn't phase me in high school. We've only had
Speaker 3: four seasons about.
Speaker 1: That, the whole premise of the show. Bro the show, dude,
Speaker 1: Yes it did.
Speaker 2: Have you guys seen the show.
Speaker 1: We knew, you knew, so why would it phase me now?
Speaker 1: Tapanga reminds him he had his heart set on a
Speaker 1: big romantic wedding. When did he say that? Did he
Speaker 1: did he say that at all? That's something Apparently they
Speaker 1: had a conversation off screen, and well.
Speaker 3: He said, Lauren about their white picket fence and their
Speaker 3: suburban house. So maybe sure he's planning a big wedding
Speaker 3: with Lauren.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just wondering, Like I love that idea that
Speaker 1: Corey's like, yes, it would have been. Yeah, he's the
Speaker 1: romantic that he's like, yes, and your parents and my
Speaker 1: parents and all of our friends, and we invite the
Speaker 1: whole school. And there's this like I love that idea,
Speaker 1: but apparently it happened off because I'm for her to
Speaker 1: say that, but Corey says he can't think of anything
Speaker 1: more romantic than sneaking off to a little wedding chapel
Speaker 1: in the country. His heart is set on marrying her
Speaker 1: to Panga responds, then why did you pass the exit?
Speaker 1: Corey tells her to stop pounding him. How do we
Speaker 1: know where this place is? Did they go to map
Speaker 1: quest dot.
Speaker 2: Car they did?
Speaker 1: Did they have a course holding him?
Speaker 3: He pulled over at his own booth, got on the
Speaker 3: Yellow Pages.
Speaker 1: Got the address and just knows where it is. That
Speaker 1: Thomas Guide. I should have a Thomas Guide on my life.
Speaker 3: This is this scene I don't understand, like this, like,
Speaker 3: why are we in the car? Why do we have
Speaker 3: to add a car set which doesn't look very good.
Speaker 2: That's terrible light.
Speaker 3: So it's a weird choice to like have this debate,
Speaker 3: which doesn't seem like much of a debate. We're not
Speaker 3: really playing anything out.
Speaker 2: Don't change anything.
Speaker 1: In the in the chapel, I wanted to have anybody.
Speaker 2: The chapel scenes are great. The two old people are
Speaker 2: hysterical and fun, and there's no.
Speaker 1: Reason we couldn't have this. Corey, are you sure you
Speaker 1: want to do this? You said you wanted a big wedding.
Speaker 1: I do I want to do like we could have
Speaker 1: all this little stuff, like right before we get to
Speaker 1: the aisle, So yeah, I'm not sure. Then back in
Speaker 1: the Matthew's kitchen, everyone's in a slump. Amy admits they
Speaker 1: did say some pretty awful things, did you. I don't
Speaker 1: remember anything awful being said. Alan says they only told
Speaker 1: them the truth. They must have gone to think things over.
Speaker 1: Eric thinks they eloped, but Alan doesn't believe Corey would
Speaker 1: do something like that without their permission. But Sean argues
Speaker 1: that when Corey's forced to choose between anything and Topanga,
Speaker 1: it is not a contest. Amy asks except la correct
Speaker 1: or only any other option? Yeah, Amy asks her husband,
Speaker 1: as I said, closet, closet girl. Yeah, there's always always
Speaker 1: a choice, always a choice. He never chooses to pink.
Speaker 1: Ap Amy asks her husband what they did after telling
Speaker 1: Alan's father they were getting married, and he thinks that
Speaker 1: was totally different. His father was stubborn, totally against it.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't listen to anything. He recognizes the parallels and
Speaker 1: puts his hands on his face. Oh boy. The group
Speaker 1: consoles him, and Eric asks if he can be the
Speaker 1: voice of reason. They all laugh again. Eric says they're
Speaker 1: all responsible for this, with the bickering, lecturing and yelling.
Speaker 1: Now they have to support them and accept this marriage.
Speaker 1: They can't push them out of their lives like they
Speaker 1: pushed them to Elope. And now just that's it, everyone,
Speaker 1: That's it. It's a fact. Yep, they've gone. They are
Speaker 1: getting they are eloping, and it's going to be too late,
Speaker 1: and we have to accept it. Eric insists that the
Speaker 1: two of them belong together, just like him and Rachel.
Speaker 1: Alan asks who the heck Rachel is and Eric responds,
Speaker 1: She's my beautiful new roommate. Angel. Is this the first
Speaker 1: time we've heard her name?
Speaker 2: I think so? Right? She we never she doesn't.
Speaker 1: She throws the frame and then you, guys, I don't
Speaker 1: know what I do. And then you say you found
Speaker 1: a new roommate and he says, well, I'm going to
Speaker 1: have to tell this guy, and then a woman appears.
Speaker 1: She doesn't ever say I'm Rachel. So this when you
Speaker 1: say just like me and Rachel, the whole audience is.
Speaker 2: Like, and that's why they have Alan say who is that?
Speaker 1: And I have to Alan asks who the heck Rachel
Speaker 1: is and Eric responds, She's my beautiful new roommate. Angel.
Speaker 1: She's from the opening credits. Don't you remember.
Speaker 2: In the street at one time threw water on each other.
Speaker 2: She was there like we've been friends for years on.
Speaker 3: The chalk there on the crowd that said, boy, it
Speaker 3: was a fun day.
Speaker 2: So we know her from come on.
Speaker 1: She's actually back at the apartment with right now with Jack.
Speaker 1: Then he realizes that was a bad idea. What if
Speaker 1: they hit it off and she cheats on me? That
Speaker 1: tramp man. He leaves so he can go slap some
Speaker 1: people around. Alan follows his son a Dore.
Speaker 3: So this is the second time in this scene that
Speaker 3: you had to carry the entire yes, because like Alan
Speaker 3: does it.
Speaker 2: He does the whole like right, my dad was to oh.
Speaker 3: And then you do the same thing here. I was
Speaker 3: just like, oh my god, these four Hakkors are just
Speaker 3: like giving to dry, like make all the transitions yourself,
Speaker 3: go perform it.
Speaker 1: Uh Alan desperately locks the door behind Eric. Amy admits
Speaker 1: Eric was right. It is our faults. We drove them
Speaker 1: to it. This time. No one argues with her, and
Speaker 1: I couldn't disagree more. I don't see. I don't think
Speaker 1: they said anything mean.
Speaker 2: I they also have just it was just like, you know,
Speaker 2: it'd be weird if they were on a rocket ship
Speaker 2: to space.
Speaker 1: And then it's just like I can't believe they're.
Speaker 2: On a rocket ship.
Speaker 1: Just stink like like oh it's instant, instantly fact. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't believe they're gonna die on that rocket ship, Kevin.
Speaker 2: It just cuts your funeral. Can't believe they were killed
Speaker 2: on that rocket ship.
Speaker 1: Like wait, they're in the driveway. They're having a conver
Speaker 1: right there.
Speaker 2: I can see.
Speaker 3: The which doesn't it's called now yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Like now we're inside the home wedding chapel. An older
Speaker 1: man and woman opened the door. Corey greets him as
Speaker 1: judge b Miss. He's Corey Matthews. They spoke on the
Speaker 1: phone earlier. The judge is happy to see him, and
Speaker 1: this must be the bride with the nutty name. He
Speaker 1: laughs when she introduces herself as to Panga. That's silly.
Speaker 1: He introduces his wife, Puffofda.
Speaker 2: So funny, and this guy is so good. Both of
Speaker 2: them are amazing.
Speaker 3: But he is so understated, to the degree that when
Speaker 3: he says, this is my wife, Puffofda, you almost aren't
Speaker 3: sure if he's joking, like he's making a joke. It's
Speaker 3: perfect that he could be both ways. And then no,
Speaker 3: it's actually it. Actually you can call me.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, social.
Speaker 1: It turns and says, our one friend calls me Foofie.
Speaker 1: How do you do? Judge Bemis explains that Foofi will
Speaker 1: be their witness. She can't believe how young they are.
Speaker 1: The judge tells them to pay her no mind. They've
Speaker 1: been marrying folks for thirty six years, and she balls
Speaker 1: like a baby every time. Then he curtly snaps at
Speaker 1: his wife, stop it. Tapega thanks them for doing this
Speaker 1: at such a late hour. What time is it? Seven
Speaker 1: eight thirty eight? She's one hundred and five that's true.
Speaker 1: Topeka thanks them for doing this at such a late hour,
Speaker 1: and he tells them not to worry. Besides, they can't
Speaker 1: be choosy. Everyone wants a big wedding these days, no
Speaker 1: one wants to Elope. To Pega grins, well, I do, right, Corey.
Speaker 1: He just stares blankly at the judge and to Pega
Speaker 1: nudges him. Corey say, I do. He startled already, And
Speaker 1: then we're at.
Speaker 2: The I'm sorry, this is where for me for somebody
Speaker 2: as smart as to Panga to not constantly question, obviously,
Speaker 2: you don't want to do this, Corey, Like I know
Speaker 2: you better than anyone in the world, and I can
Speaker 2: tell you clearly don't want to be here, so why
Speaker 2: are we?
Speaker 1: And she seems to be like dragging him down the
Speaker 1: aisle by his face. Like on top of that, she
Speaker 1: doesn't really seem like this is something she really wants
Speaker 1: to do, other than the fact that very early on
Speaker 1: she was like, let's get married right away. She didn't
Speaker 1: go let the Elope. I love the idea of it
Speaker 1: just being the two of us.
Speaker 3: She's the one who said it's the most romantic thing
Speaker 3: I can imagine.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The last scene, but he clearly doesn't want to be there.
Speaker 1: It's just yeah, and she, to me doesn't really see
Speaker 1: she's given him every opportunity to back out of this,
Speaker 1: so yeah, it just it feels yeah, Okay. Back at
Speaker 1: the apartment, which already seems a little nicer, Jack and
Speaker 1: Rachel are alone hanging out in the living room. Jack
Speaker 1: explains he and Sean are very different, but they're brothers
Speaker 1: and there's nothing they wouldn't do for each other. Then
Speaker 1: they beat each other up. Rachel laughs, Me and my
Speaker 1: sister are the same way. Jack suggests, well, if you're
Speaker 1: ever homesick and want to wrestle, Rachel's taken aback, what
Speaker 1: me wrestle with you? Oh god, no, I'm a girl.
Speaker 1: Then a millisecond later, she pounces on him and pins
Speaker 1: him down on the couch.
Speaker 2: Back to the physically dominating.
Speaker 1: Women, best type of the best type.
Speaker 2: Of women are men. Physically let's take you over and
Speaker 2: force you to see.
Speaker 1: She's been there for what half hour?
Speaker 2: Yeah? An hour hour and half No, I guess it's
Speaker 2: been half a day.
Speaker 1: She changed her clothes, she's out of up.
Speaker 2: Rode close, she put a robe on, put this on.
Speaker 1: Now on top of him, she adds, but I am
Speaker 1: one big old girl. At that same moment, Eric walks
Speaker 1: through the door and screeches loudly, his worst nightmare is
Speaker 1: come true. Jack smirks, yeah, that's right, and screeches right back.
Speaker 1: Rachel dismounts and tells Eric they were just fooling around.
Speaker 1: Jack reaches for her as she leaves, Please don't go.
Speaker 1: Rachel asks Eric where he went. Well, while you guys
Speaker 1: were having your little sumo fest, I was putting a
Speaker 1: crisis out on the home front. She asks if everything's okay,
Speaker 1: and Eric heroically responds, it is now Corey and Tapanga.
Speaker 1: That's my little brother in Topangae. They ran off to
Speaker 1: a lope. My parents went mental, and I calmed everything down.
Speaker 1: Rachel wonders, time for the old tap tap on soda.
Speaker 1: Of course I do it in real life.
Speaker 2: It's a tap tap tap tap on a soda.
Speaker 1: My friend the business. Rachel wonders how he did it.
Speaker 1: I said, calm down you. He recaps his advice, and
Speaker 1: Rachel admires how romantic he is. Eric mockingly laughs in
Speaker 1: Jack's face and Jack pushes back. She's not sitting on you,
Speaker 1: is she? Eric taps on his brain in here she
Speaker 1: is my friend. In here she is, Rachel reminds him
Speaker 1: she can hear everything they're saying. They look at her
Speaker 1: with worry, but she tells them how great they are.
Speaker 1: In fact, being with them has made her realize what
Speaker 1: a creep her boyfriend is, which.
Speaker 2: Give up her scholarship for Yale.
Speaker 1: She also just said, I can hear you, and what
Speaker 1: they were doing was being creepy. Yeah, and so now
Speaker 1: she's like, you guys aren't creepy, but I just heard
Speaker 1: them being creepy. Anyway, She says she feels like she
Speaker 1: needs a man in her life and always chooses the
Speaker 1: wrong one. So she's lucky to have found the two
Speaker 1: of them, and so glad they can live together without
Speaker 1: any relations happening. They both give her a pained smile
Speaker 1: and do their best to act like they're on the
Speaker 1: same page. Then Rachel pats them on their heads. We're
Speaker 1: going to be just like girlfriends once she's gone. They
Speaker 1: discussed this disastrous situation they put themselves in.
Speaker 3: So it's the implication that she won't have sex with them, right,
Speaker 3: But I think actually just hearing that red back. The
Speaker 3: point should be that she did hear them. She does
Speaker 3: think they're being creepy, right, and therefore she's going to
Speaker 3: say these things to force them to recognize that they
Speaker 3: can't be that way, like you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Like she's like, but you guys are like she should
Speaker 3: be actually manipulating them with this, like we're just like girlfriends,
Speaker 3: like basically telling them there's no chance, right, But that's
Speaker 3: not the way it's played.
Speaker 1: So no, no, no, that would be good though, if she's.
Speaker 3: The YouTube right, like, if she's like basically saying to them,
Speaker 3: don't even think about it because we're roommates and I
Speaker 3: just want it to be that way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I do think that was kind of what
Speaker 1: they were going for, but it doesn't feel that way
Speaker 1: and feel that way at all. No. Uh, but Eric
Speaker 1: has a light bulb moment. Girlfriends sleep together, bathe together,
Speaker 1: and even get to see each other naked. Jack reminds
Speaker 1: him we already do that. He's seemingly frustrated, but instead
Speaker 1: Eric tells him playfully the joke.
Speaker 2: I obviously add that I add, And so I think
Speaker 2: it was more like, don't tell anybody that we get in.
Speaker 2: So the button on the scene before you was where
Speaker 2: that was it? That was the end. Mhmm.
Speaker 1: We're in the Matthews backyard. Everyone including Peenie, are gathered
Speaker 1: together discussing Corey into Panga. Amy blames herself for being
Speaker 1: way too hard on them again, I can we see
Speaker 1: a replay?
Speaker 2: I she mustn't at all.
Speaker 1: Don't see it, don't don't get it. But I'm calling
Speaker 1: to Panga.
Speaker 2: The stupid horror that was a little right that night
Speaker 2: had been a little too far?
Speaker 4: Was far?
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly Why couldn't you have gone to Yale that's
Speaker 2: coming up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would have been great. But Alan takes fault
Speaker 1: for his actions too. He's the one who shot Corey
Speaker 1: down after he had the courage to stand up to
Speaker 1: him like a man. Sean also feels he's to blame.
Speaker 1: Corey came to him for advice, and he told them
Speaker 1: to go ahead and get married. Everyone looks to Angela,
Speaker 1: but she's clear, don't look at me. I said all
Speaker 1: the right things, but it didn't matter. She did. Feoenie agrees,
Speaker 1: you can't tell Corey and Tepenga what to do. I've
Speaker 1: been trying to do that since the first grade, what
Speaker 1: every year since first grade?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's been their teacher, their only teacher forever gosh.
Speaker 1: In fact, he remembers trying to separate their desks. Once
Speaker 1: she kicked him. He bit her, and some little punk
Speaker 1: kept saying leave them alone, they should get married. Sean jo, We.
Speaker 3: Met her and at the Corey's Alternative Friends and they
Speaker 3: were partnered up together and they hate at each other,
Speaker 3: and I thought she was weird and we.
Speaker 1: But also also and the monkey bars.
Speaker 2: And by the way, if you have one teacher for
Speaker 2: your entire life, you're just being indoctrinated. That's not education
Speaker 2: to tell you exactly that they're all just whatever.
Speaker 1: Phoenie thinks.
Speaker 2: That's the way it is. Now, that's not good.
Speaker 1: That's not it.
Speaker 2: That is the way Waldorf schools work. The same teacher
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: It's also a salad. Wait is it the Waldorf schools?
Speaker 1: Is that what it's called, right? Or is it Isn't it?
Speaker 3: Montessori Montosauri is another type of Waldorf as far as
Speaker 3: I know. The teachers stay with you all the way
Speaker 3: through high school or all the way through grades.
Speaker 2: But there's also Walnuts and weird kind of Walmart. And
Speaker 2: it's not my favorite.
Speaker 1: Sean Grins. I was cute then, huh, POENI nods precious.
Speaker 1: Then he tells everyone, your advice came from a good place.
Speaker 1: But Corey and Tapanga are in the first grade anymore.
Speaker 1: They'll be fine because they were well brought up. Alan adds,
Speaker 1: and well taught. Sean boasts, well, I've done the best
Speaker 1: I can. Amy size and sits down next to her husband.
Speaker 1: I wish we could be at the wedding. There's already wedding.
Speaker 2: It's like that again. The ship has flown there in
Speaker 2: the rockets, in the racket.
Speaker 1: Everyone seems to agree in silence, and then we're back
Speaker 1: at the wedding chapel. Foufee begins to play the wedding
Speaker 1: march on her organ, and Corey and Topanga make their
Speaker 1: way down the aisle. Together. They approach Judge Bemis, who
Speaker 1: begins the service. Fufie is getting hysterical again about how
Speaker 1: young they are. He sarcastically suggests they just give them
Speaker 1: back their money, and Fufe earnestly agrees with him. That
Speaker 1: would be a nice gesture.
Speaker 2: Nice gesture.
Speaker 1: The judge complains, thirty six years and she still doesn't
Speaker 1: get it. This is what we do for a living.
Speaker 1: He cuts to the chase with Corey and Tapanga. Corey,
Speaker 1: do you take Tapanga to be your wife for richer
Speaker 1: or poorer, in sickness or in health? And he says,
Speaker 1: I always have and I always will I do. Then
Speaker 1: he addresses to Panga and asks the same thing, but
Speaker 1: this time to Pega is the one who's at a
Speaker 1: loss for words. She stares at the judge blankly. The
Speaker 1: words to be continued appear at the bottom of the screen.
Speaker 1: Why tag, Why.
Speaker 2: Is Corey suddenly confident about it? Like what change? We'll
Speaker 2: find out next week, saying no is the only rebel.
Speaker 2: But then he was in the car, still not I know,
Speaker 2: asking the exit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't like and then none of it makes sense.
Speaker 2: That's the thing. It's unmotivated.
Speaker 3: It's like characters changing for the sake of making the
Speaker 3: change happen and making the transition happen. They're not actually
Speaker 3: motivated by the story or the plot or the events
Speaker 3: in any way.
Speaker 1: POV.
Speaker 3: Now everybody's just making a transition in their life, Like
Speaker 3: Sean's just going to go to college.
Speaker 2: We're just gonna I'm.
Speaker 3: Not going to do the photo photography job. Rachel's just
Speaker 3: going to move in. Everybody's just making decisions.
Speaker 4: Have some fun, but you can have mean think about
Speaker 4: like people make choices in those choices affect everybody else,
Speaker 4: and you see instead it's like everybody's just thinking about things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and by the way, the car ride scene would
Speaker 1: have then had a point if Corey realized something in
Speaker 1: the scene with the parents, if he if his new
Speaker 1: POV was to Pango. When you first asked me, it
Speaker 1: felt overwhelming and I was shocked. But what occurred to
Speaker 1: me while listening to my parents is it worked for them,
Speaker 1: and now it worked for them. Look at the life
Speaker 1: they have. That's exactly what I want to have with you.
Speaker 1: I want to have a white picket fence. I want
Speaker 1: to have three children, I want to have.
Speaker 2: An eric Like that could have been a funny It
Speaker 2: could have been a really funny line.
Speaker 1: I mean stuff like that, you know, but like, this
Speaker 1: is what I want, and you know, if my parents
Speaker 1: aren't going to support it, then then what what's a
Speaker 1: big wedding if your parents won't even be there? And
Speaker 1: nothing is more romantic?
Speaker 3: And then you cut to to Panga looking out the
Speaker 3: window a little worried, like, oh god, now she's suddenly
Speaker 3: scared because he's all in then you get to the
Speaker 3: chapel and she's like wondering maybe, and then she backs
Speaker 3: out and then it's motivated because or.
Speaker 1: He's driving forward exact time.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm s I can't wait to have kids like
Speaker 3: Eric and Morgan.
Speaker 2: And that's what she's like, Oh god, yeah exactly. And
Speaker 2: then she's and we're not going to go to Yale?
Speaker 2: Who even needs college?
Speaker 1: Exactly?
Speaker 2: And he is rebella. Yes, he motivated.
Speaker 1: Yes, that would have I would have been for sure.
Speaker 1: And then to Bank is like, oh god, what did.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 1: Our next episode is season six, episode two. It is
Speaker 1: called Her Answer, There you Go, Part two, which originally
Speaker 1: aired October second night.
Speaker 2: So that's what it's his answer Part one? Her answer
Speaker 2: answer to those those aren't parts of the same title.
Speaker 2: Those are different titles. That's gonna drive me crazy. I'm
Speaker 2: not okay with that. You see Roder just lying awake
Speaker 2: at night, just eyes wide open?
Speaker 1: Where's answer part two? And where's her answer?
Speaker 2: Part One's looking at the why go to you? Why
Speaker 2: didn't she go to going on?
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