Speaker 1: Brooking jewels. Second d The only surefire way to a
Speaker 1: woman's heart is to beat her at a beer chugging contest.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows that. Yeah, pound a couple of Coors lights
Speaker 1: in her face and she will be yours forever. So
Speaker 1: my grandmother always told me. Ken is on the phone
Speaker 1: to do a second date update today. He wants to
Speaker 1: call a girl named NICKI. Apparently that's how he got
Speaker 1: her number, beat her at a beer chucking contest. What's up, Ken?
Speaker 1: How are you? Hey? Guys? How are you doing pretty good?
Speaker 1: Thank you for your email. Appreciate it now absolutely, I'm
Speaker 1: excited to be talking with you. So your email said
Speaker 1: that you beat this girl at a bear chucking contest,
Speaker 1: and that's how you got the job done. I did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: tell us how that went down. Well, I was at
Speaker 1: my favorite spot and I was just kind of hanging
Speaker 1: out and I noticed just goal Nikki, like right away.
Speaker 1: She was in with a couple of friends of hers,
Speaker 1: just kind of hanging out, and she definitely caught my eye.
Speaker 1: So you saw her and thought, classy, I need to
Speaker 1: beat her by chugging beers. No, that that game much later.
Speaker 1: She just had that look though, like like this girl
Speaker 1: can party, you know what I mean, that's what every
Speaker 1: girl wants to be described as. She looks like she
Speaker 1: just lived a hard life and knows how to slam
Speaker 1: a beer or two. You know how a lot of
Speaker 1: a lot of women will order like an apple martini
Speaker 1: or something girly like that. She was just she was
Speaker 1: pounding beer and I was impressed. Okay, So how the
Speaker 1: beer chugging contests start? Well, I bought her a beer,
Speaker 1: you know, from her and her friends. You know, I
Speaker 1: bought him like a picture of beer, and the bartender
Speaker 1: brought it over to her, and they didn't even they
Speaker 1: didn't even look my direction. She means, they didn't care
Speaker 1: at all. They were just think, no, yeah, free beer.
Speaker 1: Yeah nothing. I mean they were actually talking about the
Speaker 1: bartender more like he was getting all the juice for
Speaker 1: for your free beer. That didn't really sit well with me,
Speaker 1: So I figured I should at least talk to her.
Speaker 1: And so you just go up to her and say, hey,
Speaker 1: by the way, I bought you that beer. You might
Speaker 1: want to say thanks, Well, you're half right, I think,
Speaker 1: by the way, I did buy you that beer. And
Speaker 1: then I was like, you look like you can handle
Speaker 1: your beer. You know, I guess the weird thing to
Speaker 1: say is a lovely thing to hear. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: she actually she actually responded pretty well to that. I
Speaker 1: think she's used to two guys just being like, you know,
Speaker 1: what's your sign or whatever? Corny lines guy speed girls
Speaker 1: at bars. Yeah, and uh, she kind of looked at
Speaker 1: me with like a like I got her attention, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Definitely, you definitely got her attention.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it was a good thing. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: we actually started talking and she was actually impressed with
Speaker 1: the beer that I picked out for them, and she said,
Speaker 1: you actually look like a bit of a lightweight. I'm
Speaker 1: surprised you even know what this beer is. I love
Speaker 1: how you guys are just insulting each other back in forest.
Speaker 1: I also found a little, you know, alluring because she
Speaker 1: was kind of a bold woman, you know, like, so
Speaker 1: that's when you chugged beer. She actually suggested it. I mean,
Speaker 1: when I'm not somebody who responds well to being called
Speaker 1: a lightweight. And so we basically get down to are
Speaker 1: you know who can chug a beer faster? So the
Speaker 1: next thing, I know, we're like chugging beers, right, And
Speaker 1: she wanted the first round, which impressed me. I won
Speaker 1: the second one, of course, come back strong, and you know,
Speaker 1: I said, you want to make it interesting, let's put
Speaker 1: a date on the line here for the third final
Speaker 1: round and I won. Okay, so you chugged a beer
Speaker 1: faster than her and then she had no choice but
Speaker 1: to go out with you. Yeah, that was pretty much
Speaker 1: pretty all right. Tell us about the date when you
Speaker 1: guys went out, would you do well? We decided to
Speaker 1: go get a drink after you are already getting drinks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is all the same night. This is the same night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is about fifteen minutes after the beer chugging. We
Speaker 1: decided to go get some cotails to kind of mix
Speaker 1: it up because we've had enough beer. But that's always
Speaker 1: a smart decision. That's a great decision. I'm assuming by
Speaker 1: the end of the night you two were both plastered.
Speaker 1: We were we were feeling good, you know, And I
Speaker 1: live in close Proxy because it is one of my
Speaker 1: favorite spots. So I said, hey, do you want to
Speaker 1: come back to my place and hang out? And she
Speaker 1: said yeah, So we went back there, and what did
Speaker 1: you do at your place? Well, all right, so I
Speaker 1: have a hobby. I had to let her know that
Speaker 1: I have snakes, like reptiles, what you collect snakes? Like,
Speaker 1: how many snakes do you have? A woman got four?
Speaker 1: But they're kind of big. Oh yeah, that's four more snakes.
Speaker 1: And I think anybody should own by the way, and
Speaker 1: if you ever have to give a warning to someone
Speaker 1: before they enter your apartment, it usually means that you're weird.
Speaker 1: A lot of people owned snakes. I don't think I'm weird,
Speaker 1: but you know, some people could be freaked out by it,
Speaker 1: right of course. So was she freaked out by your snakes?
Speaker 1: You know by that point it's kind of hazy, But
Speaker 1: I think she just kind of played it off like yeah,
Speaker 1: no problem, you know, like I think she actually said
Speaker 1: I've handled a snake before or something like that. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, you have you have an handle of
Speaker 1: the snake yet until you've been back to my place.
Speaker 1: So what did you guys do back there? You just
Speaker 1: show her your snakes. It's a little it's a little
Speaker 1: hit and miss as far as what I remember from
Speaker 1: that point on, I know, I know I didn't show
Speaker 1: her my pythons. Uh yeah, all right, so you showed
Speaker 1: her your pythons, bro, Honestly, I don't remember a whole
Speaker 1: lot from that point on except her setting her up
Speaker 1: on the couch, you know, doing the gentleman thing. So
Speaker 1: you guys didn't really hook up or anything, not that
Speaker 1: I remember. I mean I I slept in my bed
Speaker 1: and you know, I remember setting her up on the couch,
Speaker 1: and in the morning she was gone. It just sounds
Speaker 1: like to me that she like went out, had a
Speaker 1: crazy night, chug some beers with the dude, sawze pet snakes,
Speaker 1: and then was like, all right, I need to get
Speaker 1: out of here. I mean, that's possible. But the thing
Speaker 1: is so like I've texted her, you know, twice, and
Speaker 1: she just hit me back really cold, you know, it
Speaker 1: just like lose my number. So we know she doesn't
Speaker 1: like you. Well, you know, I felt a real chemistry
Speaker 1: with her though, So I don't know. Maybe the snakes
Speaker 1: the deal breaker. Yeah, do you remember doing anything that really,
Speaker 1: you know, made her mad? Was inappropriate? You know? I
Speaker 1: hope not. I mean it was pretty hazy. Like I said,
Speaker 1: we had quite a lot of beer, so I'm assuming
Speaker 1: something must have happened to elicit a response that says
Speaker 1: lose my number. After you guys are out. Well, that's
Speaker 1: why I need your help. All right, Well, play a song,
Speaker 1: come back, call her and get your second date update.
Speaker 1: All right, I appreciate it. Thanks, all right, hang on
Speaker 1: brooking jubil in the morning dates the perfect way to
Speaker 1: sum up today's date for the second date update, slamming
Speaker 1: beers and touching snakes actually accurate? Hey, Gery, why did
Speaker 1: you want to come out for an evening of slamming
Speaker 1: beers and touching snakes? You came to the right place.
Speaker 1: Ken is on the phone for a second day update. Today.
Speaker 1: He wants to call a girl named Nicki. They met
Speaker 1: at a bar when they had a beer chugging contest.
Speaker 1: Apparently it was like if I beat you, then you
Speaker 1: have to go out with me. So they went out
Speaker 1: that same night, got drunk, went back to his place,
Speaker 1: and he showed her his snake collection, apparently as four snakes.
Speaker 1: He woke up in the morning she was gone, texted her,
Speaker 1: called her, and she just sent him a text back
Speaker 1: that said lose my number. So we're about to call
Speaker 1: her right now and find out what went wrong on
Speaker 1: the date. Any last words before we call her? Ken, No, man,
Speaker 1: I just appreciate it. I really want to know what's
Speaker 1: going on and Ken half the snake's ever been a
Speaker 1: problem in attracting women before, No, you know, surprisingly, they've
Speaker 1: actually been more of a positive thing people see. You know,
Speaker 1: ladies seem kind of even intrigued by it, more than scared. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go, Madam mc dollar phone number
Speaker 1: right now? Oh hello, Hi, can I speak to Nikki please?
Speaker 1: This is she? Hey Nikki, how are you? This is
Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. It is
Speaker 1: the Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning, the
Speaker 1: radio show. Okay, what's going on? Oh? We're going on
Speaker 1: with you? Why are you calling him? I'm calling you
Speaker 1: because somebody emailed us about you and asked if I
Speaker 1: could get you on the phone. Okay, it's a second
Speaker 1: we do on our show called the Second Date Update.
Speaker 1: You recently went out with a guy named Ken. Oh no,
Speaker 1: Ken is curious why after your date you send a
Speaker 1: text message that said, lose my number? Are you kidding me? No,
Speaker 1: I'm not got a second to talk to us about
Speaker 1: Ken real quick. Oh my god. I just want to
Speaker 1: know why you're not calling him back and what you
Speaker 1: didn't like about him. I mean, it's not that I
Speaker 1: didn't like him. He seemed like a perfectly fine, normal guy. Um, God,
Speaker 1: this is serious, right, Yes, it is serious. He did
Speaker 1: tell us about your date and how you guys met
Speaker 1: chugging beers at a bar and told us that you
Speaker 1: guys got pretty drunk wound up back at his place. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he told you we went back to his place. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: it wasn't like that. He didn't. He didn't, He didn't
Speaker 1: tell us it was like that. He said that you
Speaker 1: guys went back there and it was kind of hazy,
Speaker 1: but he put you to bed on the couch and
Speaker 1: then woke up in the morning and you were gone.
Speaker 1: And then he said he tried to get a hold
Speaker 1: of you, and you told him that you didn't want
Speaker 1: to have anything to do with him. Okay, mister like
Speaker 1: blabbermouth can't keep his trap clothes to you guys everything.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the night? We need to talk to
Speaker 1: me now, Well, we'd like to know, well, we'd like
Speaker 1: to know what went wrong. Do you remember the night
Speaker 1: back at his place? I mean, he says it was
Speaker 1: pretty hazy. Oh, I remember everything. Okay, Well, maybe you
Speaker 1: can fill in the details that he's missing. Then this
Speaker 1: is just like really weird for me. So, um, they're
Speaker 1: with me. I can't believe. I'm like airing my dirty
Speaker 1: laundry on the radio station. Um. So yeah. You know
Speaker 1: then that he has a snake collection back too, told
Speaker 1: us all about that. He said that he brought you
Speaker 1: back there and he said you didn't seem very creeped
Speaker 1: out by his snakes. I mean, we had some drinks,
Speaker 1: you know, I was feeling a little more brave than normal.
Speaker 1: So you know, if he's like, oh, I got these
Speaker 1: snakes by the way, so I'm like, okay, like that's weird,
Speaker 1: but what the hell, Like, I'm not gonna say no now,
Speaker 1: Like I'm already in your apartment, right. I think it's
Speaker 1: weird to have four of any animal. If you have
Speaker 1: four dogs, if you have four cats, it's all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like four snakes makes it even just stranger. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was bizarre. So I'm like, okay, fine, like you
Speaker 1: can show me one. So he brings it out and
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, like do you want to touch it?
Speaker 1: I'm like no, I don't want to touch it, and
Speaker 1: he's like, no, just feel the scales like all this
Speaker 1: weird like creepy stuff, like just deductively, like touching the snake.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, did you say seductively touching the snake?
Speaker 1: I mean it seems like very He's super into snakes, obviously. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I'm good, dude, Like just keep it
Speaker 1: over there, you know. So he goes to go put
Speaker 1: it back in the cage and he starts kissing it,
Speaker 1: kissing his snake, like tongue kissing his snake. He did not,
Speaker 1: like French kiss a snake. Yes, he did. Disgusting. You
Speaker 1: know how people kiss their dogs like he was doing that. Gross. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So he's like tonguing this snake and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: this is like a nightmare. But obviously i'm loaded. I
Speaker 1: can't leave, so I'm like, okay, whatever, just I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go to sleep, get up the next morning, and I
Speaker 1: don't want to be rude. I want to go say
Speaker 1: goodbye because we did have fun together. He was a
Speaker 1: nice guy. We had a good time. So I go
Speaker 1: and I knock on his door. He doesn't answer, and
Speaker 1: I go and I opened the door and he's in
Speaker 1: the bed with the snake. God Like, I don't know
Speaker 1: what they were doing. I was just like the snake
Speaker 1: I don't know what they were doing. The snake got
Speaker 1: more action than you that night to be that way, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't even know. I thought that you couldn't sleep
Speaker 1: with a snake, Like I thought I would strangle you
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah. I don't know much about snakes, but
Speaker 1: I don't know that would be weird to walk in
Speaker 1: and see somebody sleeping with a snake, like exactly, so
Speaker 1: I rolled. I mean, you know, I thaying to see
Speaker 1: somebody like making out with it, but then like it's
Speaker 1: in the bed, like all cuddled up. You like, what
Speaker 1: do you not me? Not me? Yeah, well you imagine
Speaker 1: if you continue a relationship with this dude, it's going
Speaker 1: to be you in bed with your boyfriend and a snake.
Speaker 1: That's gross. Yes, well I should also let you know
Speaker 1: that he's actually on the line listening to this conversation.
Speaker 1: Why ye, First of all, it's not weird. You're making
Speaker 1: it sound really weird. That's that's really not weird. A
Speaker 1: lot of people actually let snakes fill in their places.
Speaker 1: What that's not that's they're the cold blooded animals, so
Speaker 1: it's natural for them to curl up with with warm
Speaker 1: blooded people. That is not normal. And you guys did
Speaker 1: not tell me he was on the phone. Okay, I
Speaker 1: meant to tell you that I completely forgot. I'm so
Speaker 1: sorry about that. You're making this this kissing thing sound
Speaker 1: really weird too, like it is weird. I'm assuming you've
Speaker 1: never been to a Renaissance Fair, because that happens a
Speaker 1: lost all right. And it's not like I had my
Speaker 1: tongue in the snake's mouth. It was the snake sticks
Speaker 1: its tongue out, you hit hit it with your tongue.
Speaker 1: It's a common thing. Not common. Do you hear yoursel?
Speaker 1: Do you hear yourself? Do you guys hear this? I do?
Speaker 1: The most disturbing part about that for me was the
Speaker 1: Renaissance Fair comment. Now, now I believe that you're a
Speaker 1: total weirdo, Ken, it's not a weird thing. It's for
Speaker 1: somebody that was tough enough to do a deer drinking
Speaker 1: contest with me. I thought she'd be way more aware
Speaker 1: of the reptile. Having a beer drinking contest with somebody
Speaker 1: is normal. Making out with your snake and then sleeping
Speaker 1: with it is not. Can I just stand up for
Speaker 1: Ken real quick? I don't know about the tonguing bart,
Speaker 1: but I had a friend who had a python, and
Speaker 1: she let it crawl all over her all the time.
Speaker 1: Like when we'd watch Bodies and stuff, Google Natasha Kinski
Speaker 1: and the Serpent and see what comes up. She's a
Speaker 1: famous model. Is very dude. I'm not googling any of
Speaker 1: your weird videos. I've been caught in that trap before.
Speaker 1: I'm not going down that road again now. You guys see,
Speaker 1: I dated a lot of weirdos in my life, and
Speaker 1: I just don't need another one on the list. I
Speaker 1: know this sounds funny to you guys, but like this
Speaker 1: is really considered snake shaming in the reptile is shaming. No,
Speaker 1: I'm being serious, Like a lot of retail owners would
Speaker 1: take a sense. But you guys are laughing about this
Speaker 1: because they're you know, like you wouldn't laugh when I
Speaker 1: was curled up with like my my chihuahua or a
Speaker 1: kitting or something. Yeah, but the kids, same thing. How
Speaker 1: do you explain that? Like, I like, I don't stick
Speaker 1: my tungue out and let my dog lick my tongue
Speaker 1: like people do. Actually, I don't know that people do.
Speaker 1: You've never seen like like an old woman with a
Speaker 1: small dog just kissing it in public at a restaurant
Speaker 1: or something. Well, normally you can't compare it. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: normally at Chihuahua is not going to strangle you in
Speaker 1: the middle of the night. No, I say normally, I
Speaker 1: guess it could happen somehow. It's little pause around your
Speaker 1: neck that very rarely happens. That's that's the bigness noment
Speaker 1: that happens. All right, Kenn, I'm sorry for snake shaming.
Speaker 1: Please don't play this segment for your snakes and let
Speaker 1: them here because I hate to see a snake cry. Nikki,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out in a second date
Speaker 1: with Ken? We will pay for it. No, thank you.
Speaker 1: He is an animal lover. You got to give him that. No,
Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm okay. Really, you know, it just seems
Speaker 1: like this relationship might be a little bit crowded with me.
Speaker 1: He seems like he's good over there with his reptile companion.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm okay. You know you know what, I
Speaker 1: thought you could hang, but I guess not. So. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm usually pretty good judge of character. But you know,
Speaker 1: if you can't handle me with with my snakes, then
Speaker 1: I'll find a lady that can't you know, I guess
Speaker 1: you're not not up to the challenge. Nikki, thank you
Speaker 1: very much for your time. Ken. I'm sorry you didn't
Speaker 1: get a second date, but it's a man. I appreciate
Speaker 1: you guys reaching out and you know, remember snakes are
Speaker 1: touch like any other snakes or people too. I got it,
Speaker 1: got it broken, Jubil in the morning, do you