WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Snakes on a Date

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<v Speaker 1>Brooking jewels. Second d The only surefire way to a

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<v Speaker 1>woman's heart is to beat her at a beer chugging contest.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody knows that. Yeah, pound a couple of Coors lights

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<v Speaker 1>in her face and she will be yours forever. So

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<v Speaker 1>my grandmother always told me. Ken is on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>to do a second date update today. He wants to

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<v Speaker 1>call a girl named NICKI. Apparently that's how he got

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<v Speaker 1>her number, beat her at a beer chucking contest. What's up, Ken?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? Hey? Guys? How are you doing pretty good?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for your email. Appreciate it now absolutely, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>excited to be talking with you. So your email said

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<v Speaker 1>that you beat this girl at a bear chucking contest,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's how you got the job done. I did. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>tell us how that went down. Well, I was at

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite spot and I was just kind of hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out and I noticed just goal Nikki, like right away.

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<v Speaker 1>She was in with a couple of friends of hers,

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of hanging out, and she definitely caught my eye.

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<v Speaker 1>So you saw her and thought, classy, I need to

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<v Speaker 1>beat her by chugging beers. No, that that game much later.

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<v Speaker 1>She just had that look though, like like this girl

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<v Speaker 1>can party, you know what I mean, that's what every

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<v Speaker 1>girl wants to be described as. She looks like she

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<v Speaker 1>just lived a hard life and knows how to slam

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<v Speaker 1>a beer or two. You know how a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of women will order like an apple martini

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<v Speaker 1>or something girly like that. She was just she was

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<v Speaker 1>pounding beer and I was impressed. Okay, So how the

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<v Speaker 1>beer chugging contests start? Well, I bought her a beer,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, from her and her friends. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>bought him like a picture of beer, and the bartender

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<v Speaker 1>brought it over to her, and they didn't even they

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even look my direction. She means, they didn't care

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<v Speaker 1>at all. They were just think, no, yeah, free beer.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah nothing. I mean they were actually talking about the

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<v Speaker 1>bartender more like he was getting all the juice for

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<v Speaker 1>for your free beer. That didn't really sit well with me,

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<v Speaker 1>So I figured I should at least talk to her.

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<v Speaker 1>And so you just go up to her and say, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, I bought you that beer. You might

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<v Speaker 1>want to say thanks, Well, you're half right, I think,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, I did buy you that beer. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I was like, you look like you can handle

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<v Speaker 1>your beer. You know, I guess the weird thing to

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<v Speaker 1>say is a lovely thing to hear. Well, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>she actually she actually responded pretty well to that. I

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<v Speaker 1>think she's used to two guys just being like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>what's your sign or whatever? Corny lines guy speed girls

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<v Speaker 1>at bars. Yeah, and uh, she kind of looked at

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<v Speaker 1>me with like a like I got her attention, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. Definitely, you definitely got her attention.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, it was a good thing. Yeah, So

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<v Speaker 1>we actually started talking and she was actually impressed with

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<v Speaker 1>the beer that I picked out for them, and she said,

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<v Speaker 1>you actually look like a bit of a lightweight. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>surprised you even know what this beer is. I love

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<v Speaker 1>how you guys are just insulting each other back in forest.

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<v Speaker 1>I also found a little, you know, alluring because she

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of a bold woman, you know, like, so

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<v Speaker 1>that's when you chugged beer. She actually suggested it. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm not somebody who responds well to being called

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<v Speaker 1>a lightweight. And so we basically get down to are

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<v Speaker 1>you know who can chug a beer faster? So the

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<v Speaker 1>next thing, I know, we're like chugging beers, right, And

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<v Speaker 1>she wanted the first round, which impressed me. I won

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<v Speaker 1>the second one, of course, come back strong, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, you want to make it interesting, let's put

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<v Speaker 1>a date on the line here for the third final

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<v Speaker 1>round and I won. Okay, so you chugged a beer

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<v Speaker 1>faster than her and then she had no choice but

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<v Speaker 1>to go out with you. Yeah, that was pretty much

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<v Speaker 1>pretty all right. Tell us about the date when you

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<v Speaker 1>guys went out, would you do well? We decided to

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<v Speaker 1>go get a drink after you are already getting drinks. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is all the same night. This is the same night. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is about fifteen minutes after the beer chugging. We

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<v Speaker 1>decided to go get some cotails to kind of mix

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<v Speaker 1>it up because we've had enough beer. But that's always

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<v Speaker 1>a smart decision. That's a great decision. I'm assuming by

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the night you two were both plastered.

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<v Speaker 1>We were we were feeling good, you know, And I

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<v Speaker 1>live in close Proxy because it is one of my

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<v Speaker 1>favorite spots. So I said, hey, do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>come back to my place and hang out? And she

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<v Speaker 1>said yeah, So we went back there, and what did

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<v Speaker 1>you do at your place? Well, all right, so I

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<v Speaker 1>have a hobby. I had to let her know that

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<v Speaker 1>I have snakes, like reptiles, what you collect snakes? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>how many snakes do you have? A woman got four?

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<v Speaker 1>But they're kind of big. Oh yeah, that's four more snakes.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think anybody should own by the way, and

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<v Speaker 1>if you ever have to give a warning to someone

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<v Speaker 1>before they enter your apartment, it usually means that you're weird.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people owned snakes. I don't think I'm weird,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, some people could be freaked out by it,

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<v Speaker 1>right of course. So was she freaked out by your snakes?

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<v Speaker 1>You know by that point it's kind of hazy, But

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<v Speaker 1>I think she just kind of played it off like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>no problem, you know, like I think she actually said

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<v Speaker 1>I've handled a snake before or something like that. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, yeah, you have you have an handle of

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<v Speaker 1>the snake yet until you've been back to my place.

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<v Speaker 1>So what did you guys do back there? You just

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<v Speaker 1>show her your snakes. It's a little it's a little

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<v Speaker 1>hit and miss as far as what I remember from

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<v Speaker 1>that point on, I know, I know I didn't show

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<v Speaker 1>her my pythons. Uh yeah, all right, so you showed

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<v Speaker 1>her your pythons, bro, Honestly, I don't remember a whole

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<v Speaker 1>lot from that point on except her setting her up

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<v Speaker 1>on the couch, you know, doing the gentleman thing. So

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<v Speaker 1>you guys didn't really hook up or anything, not that

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<v Speaker 1>I remember. I mean I I slept in my bed

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, I remember setting her up on the couch,

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<v Speaker 1>and in the morning she was gone. It just sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like to me that she like went out, had a

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<v Speaker 1>crazy night, chug some beers with the dude, sawze pet snakes,

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<v Speaker 1>and then was like, all right, I need to get

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<v Speaker 1>out of here. I mean, that's possible. But the thing

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<v Speaker 1>is so like I've texted her, you know, twice, and

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<v Speaker 1>she just hit me back really cold, you know, it

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<v Speaker 1>just like lose my number. So we know she doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>like you. Well, you know, I felt a real chemistry

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<v Speaker 1>with her though, So I don't know. Maybe the snakes

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<v Speaker 1>the deal breaker. Yeah, do you remember doing anything that really,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, made her mad? Was inappropriate? You know? I

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<v Speaker 1>hope not. I mean it was pretty hazy. Like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>we had quite a lot of beer, so I'm assuming

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<v Speaker 1>something must have happened to elicit a response that says

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<v Speaker 1>lose my number. After you guys are out. Well, that's

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<v Speaker 1>why I need your help. All right, Well, play a song,

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<v Speaker 1>come back, call her and get your second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I appreciate it. Thanks, all right, hang on

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<v Speaker 1>brooking jubil in the morning dates the perfect way to

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<v Speaker 1>sum up today's date for the second date update, slamming

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<v Speaker 1>beers and touching snakes actually accurate? Hey, Gery, why did

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<v Speaker 1>you want to come out for an evening of slamming

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<v Speaker 1>beers and touching snakes? You came to the right place.

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<v Speaker 1>Ken is on the phone for a second day update. Today.

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<v Speaker 1>He wants to call a girl named Nicki. They met

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<v Speaker 1>at a bar when they had a beer chugging contest.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently it was like if I beat you, then you

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<v Speaker 1>have to go out with me. So they went out

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<v Speaker 1>that same night, got drunk, went back to his place,

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<v Speaker 1>and he showed her his snake collection, apparently as four snakes.

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<v Speaker 1>He woke up in the morning she was gone, texted her,

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<v Speaker 1>called her, and she just sent him a text back

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<v Speaker 1>that said lose my number. So we're about to call

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<v Speaker 1>her right now and find out what went wrong on

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<v Speaker 1>the date. Any last words before we call her? Ken, No, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I just appreciate it. I really want to know what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on and Ken half the snake's ever been a

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<v Speaker 1>problem in attracting women before, No, you know, surprisingly, they've

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<v Speaker 1>actually been more of a positive thing people see. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>ladies seem kind of even intrigued by it, more than scared. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, here we go, Madam mc dollar phone number

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<v Speaker 1>right now? Oh hello, Hi, can I speak to Nikki please?

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<v Speaker 1>This is she? Hey Nikki, how are you? This is

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<v Speaker 1>Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. It is

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<v Speaker 1>the Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning, the

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<v Speaker 1>radio show. Okay, what's going on? Oh? We're going on

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<v Speaker 1>with you? Why are you calling him? I'm calling you

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<v Speaker 1>because somebody emailed us about you and asked if I

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<v Speaker 1>could get you on the phone. Okay, it's a second

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<v Speaker 1>we do on our show called the Second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 1>You recently went out with a guy named Ken. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>Ken is curious why after your date you send a

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<v Speaker 1>text message that said, lose my number? Are you kidding me? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not got a second to talk to us about

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<v Speaker 1>Ken real quick. Oh my god. I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>know why you're not calling him back and what you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like about him. I mean, it's not that I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like him. He seemed like a perfectly fine, normal guy. Um, God,

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<v Speaker 1>this is serious, right, Yes, it is serious. He did

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<v Speaker 1>tell us about your date and how you guys met

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<v Speaker 1>chugging beers at a bar and told us that you

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<v Speaker 1>guys got pretty drunk wound up back at his place. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he told you we went back to his place. Yeah, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't like that. He didn't. He didn't, He didn't

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<v Speaker 1>tell us it was like that. He said that you

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<v Speaker 1>guys went back there and it was kind of hazy,

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<v Speaker 1>but he put you to bed on the couch and

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<v Speaker 1>then woke up in the morning and you were gone.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he said he tried to get a hold

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<v Speaker 1>of you, and you told him that you didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to have anything to do with him. Okay, mister like

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<v Speaker 1>blabbermouth can't keep his trap clothes to you guys everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember the night? We need to talk to

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<v Speaker 1>me now, Well, we'd like to know, well, we'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to know what went wrong. Do you remember the night

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<v Speaker 1>back at his place? I mean, he says it was

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<v Speaker 1>pretty hazy. Oh, I remember everything. Okay, Well, maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>can fill in the details that he's missing. Then this

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<v Speaker 1>is just like really weird for me. So, um, they're

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<v Speaker 1>with me. I can't believe. I'm like airing my dirty

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<v Speaker 1>laundry on the radio station. Um. So yeah. You know

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<v Speaker 1>then that he has a snake collection back too, told

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<v Speaker 1>us all about that. He said that he brought you

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<v Speaker 1>back there and he said you didn't seem very creeped

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<v Speaker 1>out by his snakes. I mean, we had some drinks,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I was feeling a little more brave than normal.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know, if he's like, oh, I got these

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<v Speaker 1>snakes by the way, so I'm like, okay, like that's weird,

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<v Speaker 1>but what the hell, Like, I'm not gonna say no now,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm already in your apartment, right. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>weird to have four of any animal. If you have

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<v Speaker 1>four dogs, if you have four cats, it's all. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like four snakes makes it even just stranger. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was bizarre. So I'm like, okay, fine, like you

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<v Speaker 1>can show me one. So he brings it out and

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, oh, like do you want to touch it?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like no, I don't want to touch it, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, no, just feel the scales like all this

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<v Speaker 1>weird like creepy stuff, like just deductively, like touching the snake.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, did you say seductively touching the snake?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it seems like very He's super into snakes, obviously. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, I'm good, dude, Like just keep it

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<v Speaker 1>over there, you know. So he goes to go put

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<v Speaker 1>it back in the cage and he starts kissing it,

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<v Speaker 1>kissing his snake, like tongue kissing his snake. He did not,

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<v Speaker 1>like French kiss a snake. Yes, he did. Disgusting. You

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<v Speaker 1>know how people kiss their dogs like he was doing that. Gross. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So he's like tonguing this snake and I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is like a nightmare. But obviously i'm loaded. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't leave, so I'm like, okay, whatever, just I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go to sleep, get up the next morning, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to be rude. I want to go say

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<v Speaker 1>goodbye because we did have fun together. He was a

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<v Speaker 1>nice guy. We had a good time. So I go

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<v Speaker 1>and I knock on his door. He doesn't answer, and

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<v Speaker 1>I go and I opened the door and he's in

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<v Speaker 1>the bed with the snake. God Like, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what they were doing. I was just like the snake

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what they were doing. The snake got

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<v Speaker 1>more action than you that night to be that way, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know. I thought that you couldn't sleep

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<v Speaker 1>with a snake, Like I thought I would strangle you

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<v Speaker 1>or something. Yeah. I don't know much about snakes, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that would be weird to walk in

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<v Speaker 1>and see somebody sleeping with a snake, like exactly, so

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<v Speaker 1>I rolled. I mean, you know, I thaying to see

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<v Speaker 1>somebody like making out with it, but then like it's

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<v Speaker 1>in the bed, like all cuddled up. You like, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you not me? Not me? Yeah, well you imagine

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<v Speaker 1>if you continue a relationship with this dude, it's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be you in bed with your boyfriend and a snake.

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<v Speaker 1>That's gross. Yes, well I should also let you know

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<v Speaker 1>that he's actually on the line listening to this conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>Why ye, First of all, it's not weird. You're making

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<v Speaker 1>it sound really weird. That's that's really not weird. A

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people actually let snakes fill in their places.

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<v Speaker 1>What that's not that's they're the cold blooded animals, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's natural for them to curl up with with warm

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<v Speaker 1>blooded people. That is not normal. And you guys did

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<v Speaker 1>not tell me he was on the phone. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>meant to tell you that I completely forgot. I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>sorry about that. You're making this this kissing thing sound

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<v Speaker 1>really weird too, like it is weird. I'm assuming you've

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<v Speaker 1>never been to a Renaissance Fair, because that happens a

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<v Speaker 1>lost all right. And it's not like I had my

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<v Speaker 1>tongue in the snake's mouth. It was the snake sticks

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<v Speaker 1>its tongue out, you hit hit it with your tongue.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a common thing. Not common. Do you hear yoursel?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you hear yourself? Do you guys hear this? I do?

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<v Speaker 1>The most disturbing part about that for me was the

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<v Speaker 1>Renaissance Fair comment. Now, now I believe that you're a

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<v Speaker 1>total weirdo, Ken, it's not a weird thing. It's for

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<v Speaker 1>somebody that was tough enough to do a deer drinking

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<v Speaker 1>contest with me. I thought she'd be way more aware

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<v Speaker 1>of the reptile. Having a beer drinking contest with somebody

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<v Speaker 1>is normal. Making out with your snake and then sleeping

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<v Speaker 1>with it is not. Can I just stand up for

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<v Speaker 1>Ken real quick? I don't know about the tonguing bart,

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<v Speaker 1>but I had a friend who had a python, and

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<v Speaker 1>she let it crawl all over her all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Like when we'd watch Bodies and stuff, Google Natasha Kinski

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<v Speaker 1>and the Serpent and see what comes up. She's a

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<v Speaker 1>famous model. Is very dude. I'm not googling any of

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<v Speaker 1>your weird videos. I've been caught in that trap before.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going down that road again now. You guys see,

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<v Speaker 1>I dated a lot of weirdos in my life, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't need another one on the list. I

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<v Speaker 1>know this sounds funny to you guys, but like this

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<v Speaker 1>is really considered snake shaming in the reptile is shaming. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm being serious, Like a lot of retail owners would

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<v Speaker 1>take a sense. But you guys are laughing about this

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<v Speaker 1>because they're you know, like you wouldn't laugh when I

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<v Speaker 1>was curled up with like my my chihuahua or a

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<v Speaker 1>kitting or something. Yeah, but the kids, same thing. How

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<v Speaker 1>do you explain that? Like, I like, I don't stick

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<v Speaker 1>my tungue out and let my dog lick my tongue

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<v Speaker 1>like people do. Actually, I don't know that people do.

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<v Speaker 1>You've never seen like like an old woman with a

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<v Speaker 1>small dog just kissing it in public at a restaurant

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<v Speaker 1>or something. Well, normally you can't compare it. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>normally at Chihuahua is not going to strangle you in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of the night. No, I say normally, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess it could happen somehow. It's little pause around your

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<v Speaker 1>neck that very rarely happens. That's that's the bigness noment

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<v Speaker 1>that happens. All right, Kenn, I'm sorry for snake shaming.

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<v Speaker 1>Please don't play this segment for your snakes and let

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<v Speaker 1>them here because I hate to see a snake cry. Nikki,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go out in a second date

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<v Speaker 1>with Ken? We will pay for it. No, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>He is an animal lover. You got to give him that. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay, I'm okay. Really, you know, it just seems

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<v Speaker 1>like this relationship might be a little bit crowded with me.

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<v Speaker 1>He seems like he's good over there with his reptile companion.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm okay. You know you know what, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought you could hang, but I guess not. So. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm usually pretty good judge of character. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you can't handle me with with my snakes, then

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<v Speaker 1>I'll find a lady that can't you know, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>you're not not up to the challenge. Nikki, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>very much for your time. Ken. I'm sorry you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get a second date, but it's a man. I appreciate

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<v Speaker 1>you guys reaching out and you know, remember snakes are

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<v Speaker 1>touch like any other snakes or people too. I got it,

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<v Speaker 1>got it broken, Jubil in the morning, do you