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Speaker 1: How are you? Hey? Guys? How are you doing pretty good?

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Speaker 1: Thank you for your email. Appreciate it now absolutely, I'm

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Speaker 1: excited to be talking with you. So your email said

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Speaker 1: Ken is curious why after your date you send a

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Speaker 1: That's gross. Yes, well I should also let you know

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Speaker 1: Ken real quick? I don't know about the tonguing bart,

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Speaker 1: that happens. All right, Kenn, I'm sorry for snake shaming.

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Speaker 1: with Ken? We will pay for it. No, thank you.

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Speaker 1: very much for your time. Ken. I'm sorry you didn't

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Speaker 1: you guys reaching out and you know, remember snakes are

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