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Speaker 1: It's time for Donkey of the Day. So if you

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Speaker 1: ever feel I need to be a donkey man with

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Speaker 1: the heat, did she.

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Speaker 2: Get does I had become Donkey of the day.

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Speaker 1: The Breakfast Club bit you Yes Donty Today.

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Speaker 2: For Tuesday, September twenty six, goes to a thirty three

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Speaker 2: year old Tampa, Florida man named Eric Thomas. I'm starting

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Speaker 2: to realize that Donkey of the Day trigger is my anxiety.

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Speaker 2: And the reason the trigger is my anxiety is because

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Speaker 2: I realized that I'm sharing space on this third rock

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Speaker 2: from the Sun with some real, live idiots, and it

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Speaker 2: reminds me that every single day we wake up, the

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Speaker 2: only thing that's keeping us safe is avoiding these idiots.

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Speaker 2: But you just don't know they're idiots until they do

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Speaker 2: something idiotic.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: And it's not that people are stupid, all right. That's

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Speaker 2: the other scary part. A lot of folks are very

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Speaker 2: smart and fully aware of what it is they are doing.

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Speaker 2: The biggest issue in America today, though, to me, is

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Speaker 2: simply the fact that folks really don't know right from wrong.

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Speaker 2: I don't care to know the difference between right and wrong.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: We live in an era where good and mistaken for evil,

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Speaker 2: wrong is mistaken for right, and Satan is surely mistaken

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Speaker 2: for God. Because folks just be out here committing crimes

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Speaker 2: as if committing crimes is normal. Casing point Eric Thomas.

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Speaker 2: See Eric Thomas is a drug dealer, all right. He's

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Speaker 2: your neighborhood pusher, trap star, d boy, weed man, pedalo,

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Speaker 2: your source for all things that get you high. Really

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Speaker 2: just weed though, And he was recently charged with a

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Speaker 2: pair of drug felonies and booked into the County jail,

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Speaker 2: where he remains locked up on a seven thousand dollars bond. Now,

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Speaker 2: in the past year, Thomas has been convicted of weed, booger, sugar, cocaine,

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Speaker 2: and battery. All right, He's got a pending case where

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Speaker 2: he has been accused of possessing seven ziplock bag He's

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Speaker 2: a weed The pot was discovered when he was emptying

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Speaker 2: his pockets into a plastic tray at a court security checkpoint.

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Speaker 2: Did you hear what I just said? Eric was emptying

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Speaker 2: his pockets into a plastic trade at a court security checkpoint,

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Speaker 2: and he took seven ziplock bags of weed out and

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Speaker 2: put them into the plastic trade at the court security checkpoint.

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Speaker 2: If you're wondering in Florida, weed is still not legal,

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Speaker 2: all right, God bless them.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that happened to me once.

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Speaker 2: I was in a car with a former associate and

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Speaker 2: we got pulled over, and he had his license, his registration, insurance,

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Speaker 2: and a plastic envelope type thing, and he handed it

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Speaker 2: to the police officer.

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Speaker 1: But if you got he also had a few bumps to.

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Speaker 2: That white girl in that envelope too, got us all

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Speaker 2: locked up because he didn't claim it until we got

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Speaker 2: to the police station.

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Speaker 1: I tried to snitch on site.

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Speaker 2: I tried to, but police wouldn't listen to me because

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Speaker 2: I was trying to snitch by subtraction, meaning it was

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Speaker 2: three of us in the car. So I told police

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Speaker 2: to do the math, what's three minus one? Because it

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Speaker 2: ain't mine. It just leaves those two. But that wasn't

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Speaker 2: good enough of him, you know, even though my charges

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Speaker 2: eventually got dropped, I should have just told on him

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Speaker 2: right then and there. But none of that has anything

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Speaker 2: to do with what I'm speaking on now, because that's

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Speaker 2: not even why Eric Thomas is getting donkey today. I'm

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Speaker 2: just trying to paint the picture of the type of

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Speaker 2: donkey were dealing with. The reason Eric is getting donkey

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Speaker 2: to day is because Eric is in jail because of Eric.

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Speaker 2: And I just don't understand how so many humans hate snitching,

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Speaker 2: but we literally are in an era where folks don't

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Speaker 2: do anything but incriminate themselves. It also bugs me out

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Speaker 2: when people claim to hate the police so much, but

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Speaker 2: as soon as the crime is committed against him, law

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Speaker 2: enforcement is the first person they call. And that's what

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Speaker 2: Eric did see. Eric got robbed for ten dollars. Eric

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Speaker 2: said someone stole ten dollars from him, not just stole

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Speaker 2: ten dollars from him. He called the police and told

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Speaker 2: police that he was selling weed and someone stole ten

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Speaker 2: dollars from him while attempting to sell it. According to

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Speaker 2: the arrest afford, David and I'll read it for you.

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Speaker 2: As he was reporting the theft, he had eleven baggies

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Speaker 2: of reefer in his hands. It says the defendant called

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Speaker 2: police in reference to a theft. Once police made contact

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Speaker 2: with him, he stated he was selling weed and someone

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Speaker 2: The defendant had eleven baggies of weed in his hand

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Speaker 2: While walking.

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Speaker 1: Up to the offices.

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Speaker 2: He was arrested for this, and while performing a search

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Speaker 2: which tested positive for cocaine, were located in his wallet.

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Speaker 2: Now we getting to the bottom of things. We're getting

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Speaker 2: to the bottom of things. People see he was selling

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Speaker 2: the weed but clearly sniffing the cocaine.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: That cocaine mixed with Rihanna's makeup is ruining society, all right, Maybe.

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Speaker 1: The cocaine was fenty free. I don't know, but I

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Speaker 1: know that he clearly was high.

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Speaker 2: This story wakes It makes way more sense when you

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Speaker 2: know that he was high, because there's no way in

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Speaker 2: Satan's Kingdom that someone calls the police to report ten

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Speaker 2: dollars was stolen from them while doing a drug deal

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Speaker 2: and then approaches offices with a bunch of drugs in

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Speaker 2: their hand. But once again, this is who we have

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Speaker 2: to contend with on this planet every day. These are

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Speaker 2: the days of our lives, and as the world turns,

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Speaker 2: we have to deal with these young and restless individuals.

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Speaker 2: They bought, They got too much time on their hands.

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Speaker 2: They have access to everything but know nothing.

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Speaker 1: And I'm being honest, with you. It's one of the

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Speaker 1: reasons I'm.

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Speaker 2: Thinking about raising all my children in another country, because

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Speaker 2: we only got one life to live, and I want

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Speaker 2: to live my life in peace. I don't want the drama.

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Speaker 2: I love comedy, not soap operas. And that's why I

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Speaker 2: do donkey today, because this society is all a dramedy.

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Speaker 2: It's really all drama. But you have to make it

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Speaker 2: a drama.

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Speaker 3: Edi.

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Speaker 2: Okay, And as my his friend little du Wall says,

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Speaker 2: if you're not laughing at life, you're missing the point.

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Speaker 2: Please give Eric Thomas the biggest ehul Now, the president

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Speaker 2: of the Faut Lives Matter Committee told me that he

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Speaker 2: has found access to the actual police.

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Speaker 1: Call the now one one call. Really, I haven't heard

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Speaker 1: it yet, Okay, let's hear it.

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Speaker 3: Nine one. What's your emergency. Listen, it's your boy, Eric Thomas.

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Speaker 1: And I really want to report this.

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Speaker 3: That right, I'll pay to work on the block and

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Speaker 3: pulled up.

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Speaker 1: To me and stole ten dollars from me. And I

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Speaker 1: need you'all to do somebody what y'all about.

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Speaker 3: To do about it? Wait a minute, so let me

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Speaker 3: get this straight. You're selling drugs on the block right now? Yep,

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Speaker 3: and a customer stole ten dollars from you. This is

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Speaker 3: real while you were selling drugs and you're reporting it.

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Speaker 4: That's right for us to arrest them exactly. And you

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Speaker 4: are who again, Eric Thomas? All right, so I have

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Speaker 4: all of that information. We're gonna go ahead and send

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Speaker 4: out one No, we're gonna go ahead and send out

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Speaker 4: two squad cars and hopefully we can resolve the crime

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Speaker 4: that have been committed today. Okay, thank you, that's all

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Speaker 4: I's asking for.

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Speaker 3: I'll be right here with you.

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Speaker 1: WHOA wow Jesus Christ, Wow wow wow. All right, thank

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Speaker 1: you for that. Donkey today. No need to play a game.

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Speaker 1: I guess what race it is. They know niggas when

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Speaker 1: we hear them. All right, go on and play that

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Speaker 1: game today.

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Speaker 2: Okay, donkey, today is brought to you by the law

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Speaker 2: office of Michael Slamminsoft. Don't be a donkey. Do pound

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Speaker 2: two fifty on your cell and say the bull. If

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Speaker 2: you've been hurting a construction accident, that's pound two five

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Speaker 2: ozho from your cell and say the bull.

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Speaker 1: Wake that ass up in the morning. Breakfast Club