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Speaker 1: What's better than one heavily inebriated Santa. Try four hundred

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Speaker 1: of them all puking into the same back alley. It's broken,

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning, it's Santacon. Ah, I'm sure it's

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Speaker 1: happening in a city near you where a bunch of

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Speaker 1: bars get together and they say, how do we use

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Speaker 1: the holidays to rip people off and charge them a

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Speaker 1: twenty five dollars cover feet?

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Speaker 2: As long as you have a Santa.

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Speaker 1: Hat on good Day, I know, let's turn it into

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Speaker 1: a Christmas themed bar.

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Speaker 2: Crawls yappen.

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Speaker 1: So there's not only wasted Santa's, but drunken elves, tipsy

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Speaker 1: missus clauses, and a dude in just half of a

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Speaker 1: reindeer outfit, all stumbling around the city while Jose and

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Speaker 1: Alexis were there asking a simple question, what you're doing

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Speaker 1: at Santacon?

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Speaker 2: What you're doing a Sanaton? Hi? Christmas? Like Christmas? Pretty good?

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Speaker 2: Like you know the Holiday chair? Do you know Christmas movies?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 4: I no, no?

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Speaker 1: Not okay?

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Speaker 4: Like if I was asking you what holiday movie character

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Speaker 4: would you want to hook up with?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Maybe oh the Gride, Yeah, the Grinch? Why the Grinch? Uh?

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Speaker 2: It's got a house with a view and he has

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Speaker 2: a dog. So okay. But someone say he's.

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Speaker 4: Like Harry mean not a fan of Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I like a man with hair. Oh you

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Speaker 2: like the suf fir.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the hairrier the better.

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Speaker 2: Interesting. It kind of makes sense.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I feel like the modern dating scene has hit

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Speaker 1: a new low point where girls would rather date the

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Speaker 1: Grinch just because he's hairy. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Let some girlfriends say that they like the back hair.

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Speaker 2: It's something to hold on to. Oh, I will say,

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Speaker 2: I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how your friends do it, but that's

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Speaker 1: not the way it's supposed to be done.

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Speaker 2: I just don't know how.

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Speaker 3: Maybe you just don't have enough back here and you

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Speaker 3: don't know, John, this took a turn.

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Speaker 2: What you're doing at Santa Con? I am dark, Sanna.

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Speaker 2: I think I know. Why will you tell everyone why

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Speaker 2: you're dark Santa? Because I'm in black. You're in black.

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Speaker 3: You got the black sunglasses, you got the black fury.

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Speaker 2: I mean you're kind of fierce, Santa. Sanna is giving

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Speaker 2: it to the people given Santa. When you say it

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Speaker 2: like that, it doesn't sound the same.

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Speaker 3: Just eat that are you talking about Christmas cookie Sanna

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Speaker 3: or eating my cookie?

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Speaker 2: Why don't they have a mal Santa like that?

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Speaker 1: I know every single year?

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Speaker 2: You know why? I think they do in some parts

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Speaker 2: of yet that one. It's for the twenty one and older.

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Speaker 2: It's funny me.

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Speaker 1: It's what you're doing at Santa Con, where Josean Alexis

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Speaker 1: went out to the annual Christmas bar crawl, asking all

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Speaker 1: the holiday revelers a simple question, what.

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Speaker 4: You're doing with Santacon. I'm going out drinking with my coworkers,

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Speaker 4: and how is.

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Speaker 2: Going out with your coworkers? It's fun awkward, drama? Is

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Speaker 2: your boss here?

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Speaker 4: My boss is here? It's always drama. It always ends

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Speaker 4: up blacked out, and uh yeah, we all go hard.

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Speaker 2: We all kind of just go for it. Be honest.

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Speaker 2: Any chance you hook up with any of them? God?

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Speaker 4: No, if I'm can give anyone advice, never hook up

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Speaker 4: with a coworker, no matter how hot and funny they are.

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Speaker 2: It ends bad. How bad? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Like in Tears Bad. I got called down from all

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Speaker 4: my other coworkers about it. Okay, I'm gonna end this

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Speaker 4: before it gets too sad.

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Speaker 2: Wait what name you knew? As soon as she made

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Speaker 2: that statement, it was from experience. Yeah, and I still

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Speaker 2: feel like she's going to hook up with them. I'm

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Speaker 2: just glad.

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Speaker 1: It's that type of reporting that sets us apart from

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Speaker 1: all the other radio shows.

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Speaker 2: Right, we're about to get to the juiciest part of

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Speaker 2: the story.

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Speaker 1: Alexis is like, you know what, we don't need to

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Speaker 1: hear the good stuff.

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Speaker 2: Forget about it. We wanted the recap. We can know

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Speaker 2: what he does.

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Speaker 1: We assume already.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okid what you're doing at Santacon. So I'm currently

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Speaker 2: not at Santa Con. I just got scammed of a ticket.

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Speaker 2: Tell me the story.

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Speaker 1: I walked in the bar and the lady goes to

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Speaker 1: scam like your code, and she just immediately it's a scam.

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Speaker 2: No way, it's a fake. Your code, it's a fake.

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Speaker 3: You areca okay, But I noticed, hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 3: I noticed you mentioned though, you're back on the same

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Speaker 3: site buying another ticket exactly.

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Speaker 2: That's why I'm confused here. So you'rbody just get out

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Speaker 2: of fifty bucks. If I had purchased, I will be okay.

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Speaker 2: I just walked through there.

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Speaker 3: There is a lot of pretty girls, there's a lot

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Speaker 3: of cool people.

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Speaker 2: It is packed.

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Speaker 3: It is poppin' Are you willing to hit this button

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Speaker 3: and risk losing fifty bucks to get in there?

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Speaker 2: Honestly, no, I'm not just kidding. I'm an idiot. I'm

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Speaker 2: going in all right, very Christmas. Why would he go

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Speaker 2: to the same site to buy I.

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Speaker 3: Did not understand, like, this is the site that scammed

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Speaker 3: you originally.

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Speaker 2: So I wish I heard this happen because you don't

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Speaker 2: even have to pay to get in. You just have

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Speaker 2: to pay to get the drink specials.

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Speaker 4: Buddy.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I feel like the gods have to pay

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Speaker 1: to get in. The girls get in for free.

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Speaker 2: Maybe different for the guys. I don't know. I think

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Speaker 2: that his website was Santa scam dot com. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: figure out why it wasn't work.

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Speaker 1: To be fair, the best people to scam are the

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Speaker 1: ones who have already fallen for it once.

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Speaker 2: Might as well go back in. You got scammed. Why

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Speaker 2: don't you do the same exact thing again? Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: next time.

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Speaker 1: What you're doing in Santacon drinking mostly? Okay? And I

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Speaker 1: see you're dressed as Santa?

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Speaker 2: Of course? Is this your first time in Santa Coon?

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Speaker 2: Do come every year? I'm a four year veteran of Santacon.

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Speaker 2: I know my way around Santakon. Can you prove it?

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Speaker 4: Do you ever act like Santa well out of the

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Speaker 4: bars or do anything?

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Speaker 2: I give out a whole lot of game. Let's just

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Speaker 2: say that gifts do I want to know?

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Speaker 4: Do I should I ask further about the gifts?

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Speaker 2: Oh? No, okay, I'm I'm wrapping this up. I don't

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Speaker 2: think this is gonna get better. Yeah, I want to

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Speaker 2: say Santa. Yeah wait is that a Santa outfit? STA?

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Speaker 2: You wouldn't have known.

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Speaker 3: He could have been a reindeer.

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Speaker 2: Y I way two sentences this interviews over, he did

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Speaker 2: sound like a grizzled bet Yeah. Business, yeah, no fun

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Speaker 2: at Santa for years? Why? And what's the secret present?

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Speaker 2: A candy cane?

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Speaker 1: I've got enough information out of him in those fronds.

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Speaker 2: Let's not hear anymore. We got to wrap it up.

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Speaker 1: That was what you're doing at Santa Con.

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Speaker 2: We got your phone town coming up right after this