WEBVTT - Bonusode: More Would You Rathers and Advice #23 0:00:04.320 --> 0:00:15.520 Would you lisillion pieces? Would you believe? 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:23.720 Bana Bana Bana bana? 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:29.880 Banana guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome to a Bonusode episode. 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:35.199 Oh you know, I always do it. It's episode I 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:38.000 do say, a bonus Ode episode. It's baked into the word. 0:00:38.400 --> 0:00:40.280 It's baked into the word, and I still want to 0:00:40.320 --> 0:00:42.640 do it. A bonus episode of bananas. 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:47.239 Hi, Scotty, Hey, Kurtie b Yeah, it's fine. We might 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:49.880 have a new listener that today they started, they go, 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:53.000 what is this Banan's podcast? I keep hearing about people 0:00:53.440 --> 0:00:57.000 are up on mountaintops, up on high screaming, listen to bananas, 0:00:57.000 --> 0:00:59.800 Listen to bananas? And so you know you have to 0:00:59.840 --> 0:01:03.120 hear or something seven times, maybe twenty times in today's 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:07.600 content overloaded society. And so today they said, today I'm 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:09.840 going to tune in. What is this? What is it? 0:01:09.920 --> 0:01:12.400 As soon as I said bonus Ode episode, they went 0:01:12.600 --> 0:01:13.160 not for me? 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:18.240 It went no, thank you. These guys are not taking 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:21.200 a hard enough stance on political issues one star. 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:26.640 Speaking of that, speaking of hard enough stance on a 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:32.119 political issue, Uh, can we talk about the banana's blood bonanza? 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:35.520 Scottie, Oh, great idea, Curdie B called me out of 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:38.520 the blue, no warning text, just a cold call. 0:01:38.840 --> 0:01:42.399 In this cold call, I cold call people. I've called 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:44.800 called a lot this last week. 0:01:45.480 --> 0:01:47.000 Yep, And I just go. 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:51.240 I know nobody likes this, so here it is. It's 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:55.080 the Banana's Blood Bonanza. I think we're I think April's 0:01:55.080 --> 0:01:57.880 maybe a good time to do it. Yes, that gives 0:01:57.920 --> 0:02:01.160 everybody enough time to prep So for the month of April, 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:04.360 we are all of us are going to be giving blood. 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:07.840 So Scotty and I will hopefully go April first together. 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:08.560 Yep. 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:13.880 And and the Red Cross has a Bananimal group that 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:14.560 you can join. 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:18.000 Download the app and just it's Freda's sign and our 0:02:18.080 --> 0:02:19.960 team name are the Bananimals. 0:02:20.240 --> 0:02:25.320 Yeah, and in April, our plan is to be the 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:29.480 number one blood donor in America for the month of April. 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:33.239 So let's get the Bananimals up there. It's the it's 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:36.320 the it will have graphics, maybe we'll make T shirts. 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:39.960 We currently we have one hundred and seven Bananimal team 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:46.360 members and we are currently ranked where are we ban 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:49.600 Animals two hundred and fifty fourth. We are above the 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:56.959 USC Trojans and we are below the irs. Literally we're 0:02:57.000 --> 0:02:58.079 below the irs. 0:02:58.520 --> 0:03:03.239 How many? How many? What's nownumber one? How many people 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:04.360 do we have to get to sign up? 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:08.840 We go top ten? Well one, we're never gonna beat 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:12.359 the American Red Cross donor group and the American Red Cross. 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:14.960 So we're going in for number three, which is the 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:16.760 Church of Latter day Saints. 0:03:16.840 --> 0:03:18.360 Oh, let's beat them. How many? 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:22.160 And the Boy Scouts? So those are four. Now, I'm 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:26.240 not gonna lie. It's gonna be hard, but we even 0:03:26.280 --> 0:03:30.280 if we lose, I think we can easily crack the 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:36.200 top top ten. Yeah, we could definitely do top twenty five. 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:40.280 So like Clemson University is forty two, we can go 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:42.680 get them. They they don't we can get them. 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:44.240 Okay, But like. 0:03:44.320 --> 0:03:49.760 Teachers, just the just in Generals have saved fifty five 0:03:49.800 --> 0:03:52.280 thousand lives so far. The ban animals we've saved seven 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:55.960 thousand lives. Okay, so we're gonna we can beat some blood. 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:59.040 I'm going to donate platelet. I'm going straight platelet. 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:00.000 You're going straight plate lit? 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:03.520 Great, I'm going straight. I don't I've never done it before, 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:05.280 but I was researching That's what I'm going to. 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:07.800 Do, all right. I love that. I was just really 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:11.920 inspired by that dad who donates blood every fifty eight days. 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:13.560 And I love that, man. I want twenty. 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:16.320 I want to do that. I want to donate blood 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:18.320 every fifty eight days. I love that idea. 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:21.160 I went back and asked that pananimal Pamela, what her 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:23.799 dad's name was, her nameless father. His name is Jay. 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:28.239 So thank you Jay for donating for like his entire 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:32.360 his daughter's entire life. Basically, it's so cool over twenty 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:33.080 gallons of blood. 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:34.880 And if you don't know what we're talking about, that 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:37.279 means you don't listen to the thumbs up. I know 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:40.359 some of you're over there hitting the thirty second jump 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:43.520 button on the top on the thumbs ups. Thumbs ups 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:46.479 are beautiful. They're getting more beautiful by the day, folks. 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:48.960 And I got to say, there's a horrible trend in 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:51.520 our society. And I don't know when it started, but 0:04:51.839 --> 0:04:54.920 nobody cheers for anybody and more nobody roots for anybody, 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:57.040 or more everybody tries to tear. As soon as something 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:59.920 good happens, people start to negate it and they get sinic, 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:03.680 they get bitter, they get jaded. Thumbs ups are just 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:07.480 about celebrating good things. And so if you're skipping those. 0:05:07.680 --> 0:05:11.279 Look in the mirror and say, why am I not 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:14.760 happy for other people getting a thumbs up? You want 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:17.600 a thumbs up. You can comb yourself. 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:20.000 Up to get a thumbs up is one of the 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:23.960 easier things in life. Because Scotty really gets a very 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:24.680 good list. 0:05:25.080 --> 0:05:28.640 It's long speaking with This is actually a good transition. 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:30.520 This isn't a thumbs up. This is something I did 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:32.479 want to announce early in an episode. So we have 0:05:32.720 --> 0:05:36.240 ban animal named Jared Miller. He lives in Anaheim, California. 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:39.240 He's been to too splitty in the city's kurt so he said, 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:42.320 those are my bona fides. He did both la, I 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:46.599 love these. So the recent wildfires and Altadena and the 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:50.359 Palisades just happened to occur on the third anniversary of 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:53.880 Jared's wife passing away. He says it occurred to him, 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:58.279 it's very of course, very difficult. And Jared said it 0:05:58.320 --> 0:06:01.400 occurred to him that someone might have lost their wedding 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:04.120 dress in that fire when they have to flee. So 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:07.599 he has his wife's wedding dress. It is a beautiful 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:11.200 size eight Jessica McClintock dress. It only needs a little 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:14.520 dry cleaning and whatever custom tailor a bananimal might o. 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:17.760 My god, but he is offering this wedding dress to 0:06:18.000 --> 0:06:21.919 any bananimal. So if you're a size eight or close 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:24.120 or planning on being a size eight on your wedding day, 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:27.480 email us with the subject wedding dress and I will 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:30.640 connect you over email to Jared. He's giving it away. 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:32.880 He just doesn't, you know, He thought somebody might have 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:35.600 lost something for the big day and maybe they can't 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:38.160 afford a new one. So, you know, thumbs up to 0:06:38.279 --> 0:06:40.320 Jared Miller for just a jaredod guy. 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:44.880 Oh my god, Bananimal of the month. Yeah, Bananimal of 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:48.000 the month, Jared. Okay, that means the next three episodes 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:50.560 we record, nobody gets to be Banana of the week 0:06:50.600 --> 0:06:53.719 because you already are a Bananimal of the week. My god, Jared, 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:54.719 thank you so much. 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:58.520 So Yeah, size eight, Jessica McClintock dress. It's a beautiful dress. 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:01.159 I mean, as far as you can trust white Guy's opinion, 0:07:01.200 --> 0:07:04.920 it is a very lovely wedding dress that I think 0:07:04.960 --> 0:07:07.200 a lot of people so just get to us. This 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:09.960 is not a competition. If you need a wedding dress, 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:12.440 even if you're just if you didn't lose it in 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:14.080 the wildfires. But you're in a place in your life 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:16.600 where you need one and you can't get one, we 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:18.400 might have one for you. That's all. 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:21.920 That's great and this is this is that that's amazing, 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:24.560 and this is why you need to listen to the bonusodes. Okay, 0:07:24.800 --> 0:07:28.880 that's a Honestly, I find that we talk about stuff 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:32.080 pretty exciting stuff for the photoso because it's just us, 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:33.640 you know what I mean. It's not like there's no 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:35.040 one to talk about or two. 0:07:35.760 --> 0:07:39.080 That's true, and we've just recorded so many episodes of 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:41.360 Bananas with guests. We are loaded with guests. So if 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:44.440 you like to just hear the bee boys just getting silly, 0:07:45.040 --> 0:07:49.200 bonusodes are for you. Jen Barbosa sent this in. Here's 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:51.360 what would you rather to start us out of the gate, 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:55.720 just splinting like thoroughbreds? Like it? Would you rather? KURTI 0:07:55.800 --> 0:08:00.280 Bee whisper sweet. Nothing's affectionately to your food. Before ever 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:04.800 eating anything off your plate, or anytime you're offered anything 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:07.120 to drink, you must cut your hands together and say 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:10.280 thank you, I'm parched, and then sip and slurp it 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:11.000 down loudly. 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:15.000 Oh that's easy. For me, the first one I would 0:08:15.600 --> 0:08:18.400 in fact, I would like to begin doing that. 0:08:18.680 --> 0:08:19.080 I get. 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:20.520 I think that's a great idea. 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:22.720 It's so funny you just said that, because when I 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:25.200 was screenshotting these and going through them, I was like, honestly, 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:28.000 I should start whispering to my food more often. Yes, oh, 0:08:28.040 --> 0:08:29.400 I'm going to eat you so good? 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:33.400 Yeah, yeah, No, I love that idea because also there 0:08:33.559 --> 0:08:37.280 is a thing, there is a there's an act of 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:42.240 mindfulness one, and there's an act of gratitude that has 0:08:42.280 --> 0:08:45.520 to happen there. You know that you're expressing that out loud, 0:08:45.559 --> 0:08:49.520 I think means something like we try and do a 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:52.320 version of grace with the kids in which we thank 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:55.960 the animals and the plants living their life for our meal, 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:58.520 and it doesn't. It goes over their heads like they 0:08:58.559 --> 0:09:01.640 don't know, they go, they don't hair about it. But 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:04.559 for me, I think, like down the road, that will 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:06.800 have an impact on in some level. 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:10.920 You use sixteen times, I'm going to use so slow. 0:09:11.200 --> 0:09:14.559 Isn't it funny that we grew up thinking that taste 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:16.839 buds were in different places on your tongue, and now 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:19.840 they're like, no, they're not. They're all to me. 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:23.360 That was always crazy to me that because you don't. 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:25.920 It's not how you experience food. You would you would 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:28.760 have like a left side bitter taste and a sweet 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:32.200 side right, Like, it doesn't make it never made any. 0:09:31.960 --> 0:09:35.160 Size to why did they lie? Just one of those lies. 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:37.640 It was so common you could I'm sure you can remember. 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:39.920 It was a picture of the top posters and there'd 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:41.920 be a little thing and be like sour on the 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:44.880 tip and it's sweet on the and you're like they 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:45.880 were just lyned. 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:47.760 They just made it up. 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:49.760 One did big tongue win? 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:54.720 But also it does how much that science is just 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:57.800 throwing stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks, like 0:09:57.840 --> 0:10:01.520 that is all science is doing. We take science as 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:04.640 just this like well that's the truth, and there it is. 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:06.880 And then it's like just go look at the food 0:10:06.960 --> 0:10:10.000 pyramid from like the fifties, Like cream was like the 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:11.280 main thing you're supposed to. 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:15.920 Eat the end the shipped cream. Big cream got in 0:10:15.920 --> 0:10:19.000 there hard man. They're like put sweet right on the 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:21.800 tip of the tongue because big cream is here to stay. 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:24.320 I know. It's like, yeah, you should eat five pieces 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:27.200 of bread a day. You're like, yeah, where were we 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:27.760 now with this? 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:30.360 How could I. It's like, it's kind of hard to 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:33.199 eat five pieces, to have two sandwiches and then also 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:35.160 just one more piece of bread. 0:10:35.559 --> 0:10:37.680 I know. I was out with a friend that I 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:40.360 knew he was on a doom date. It's probably fifteen 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:42.320 twenty years ago, and he was like, Hey, meet this 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:44.280 girl I've gone a couple dates with. We're grabbing a brunch. 0:10:44.320 --> 0:10:50.240 So I meet him in Brooklyn and he ordered a bagel, 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:53.920 like a salmon big locks bagel or whatever. And she's 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:56.520 the woman says, you know, eating a bagel is like 0:10:56.600 --> 0:11:01.080 eating six pieces of bread. And my friend goes, oh, really, 0:11:01.200 --> 0:11:04.480 I guess I should have ordered six pieces of bread then, 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:06.480 and she goes, what do you mean? He goes, why 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:08.800 I would rather eat six pieces of bread than one bagel? 0:11:09.160 --> 0:11:11.440 And I watched them, like all of a sudden, start 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:13.840 to measure each other and be like, is he fucking 0:11:13.880 --> 0:11:17.319 with me? Or And I didn't know what side to take, 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:18.839 and I'm like, why would you want to eat six 0:11:18.920 --> 0:11:22.520 pieces of bread? And they broke up soon after, But 0:11:22.559 --> 0:11:24.760 it was fun to see an argument just launch over 0:11:24.960 --> 0:11:27.400 you know what bagel is actually like eating six pieces 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:27.880 of bread? 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:31.200 I wonder if it's six pieces. I feel like it's 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:33.720 less than six pieces. I feel like it's four or 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:37.120 five pieces of bread. Let's look into it. I'm going 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:40.360 to get into it right now. It's an educational podcast. 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:42.360 Even in the bonusodes jin. 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:45.800 Barbas, we're going with number one, whispering sweet, nothing's to 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:48.600 our food before we eat anything off our plate. And 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:50.800 it's I like the idea of putting your hands out 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:53.480 like at a bar and cupping your hands and being like, 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:55.520 I have a beer, sir, good. 0:11:55.360 --> 0:11:59.320 Here it is already. This is from wild grain dot com. 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:04.439 Based on carbohydrates and calories, approximately three slices of bread 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:07.040 are equivalent to one medium sized bagel. 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:10.600 The other one you always hear is that remember people 0:12:10.600 --> 0:12:14.120 would be like, oh, drinking guinness is like eating five 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:16.120 pieces of bread, and you're like, it's like, you know, 0:12:16.200 --> 0:12:16.560 it's not. 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:20.200 It's calories, it's not bad. It's as far as like 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:23.400 beers go, it's on the lower end. Like it's way 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:26.120 better than any of you, like your micro bruise. Hmmm, 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:31.080 I have Oh I got a story. 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:34.000 Oh I love a story. Yeah. You can also send 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:37.120 crazy banana stories to us. We don't mind. We just 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:39.400 found when we did minis its back in the day 0:12:40.000 --> 0:12:46.400 that the variety was. The stratification was so great that 0:12:46.559 --> 0:12:49.800 some stories like the person doing acid for the first 0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:53.760 time hugging a dead manatee while too that story is 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:56.680 so hard to be we didn't want people to ever 0:12:56.720 --> 0:13:00.360 feel like they had to try to live up to that. Yeah, 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:01.600 so this so we pivoted. 0:13:01.960 --> 0:13:05.000 This was sent him by Scarlett Estelle. It was just 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:09.800 on the podcast and yeah, I'll let her tell her story. 0:13:10.000 --> 0:13:15.960 Okay, let's listen, so quick story about being a jazz 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:17.720 club hostess. And I didn't say this on the show, 0:13:17.720 --> 0:13:20.160 mostly because I didn't feel like bringing up on the show. 0:13:20.720 --> 0:13:24.160 But this was before I became the hostess, but like 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:27.040 just a little tiny bit before I had a show 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:31.480 in Philly and apparently after the show just needed to 0:13:31.520 --> 0:13:35.680 eat and for some reason found our jazz club and 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:39.040 our chef is really really well known, so he was like, 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:41.640 I need to eat there. We were literally about to close. 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:45.640 He gets there and the chef's like, hey, like how 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:48.360 can I help, Like we are we are closing, And 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:51.600 he goes and he gets he gets given him you 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:54.160 you know, like like let's take care of whatever's happening. 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:57.040 Let's give him a menu and he goes, no need, 0:13:57.240 --> 0:13:59.520 I want to lobster fiesta. 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:01.640 The fuck is. 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:05.240 A lobster fiesta. So everybody's just kind of like looking 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:07.400 at each other being like, first of all, can he 0:14:07.520 --> 0:14:10.920 just like not read like and he just like wouldn't 0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:14.680 He wouldn't choose anything other than this random thing called 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:17.120 a lobster fiesta. He wouldn't tell us what's in it, 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:22.400 just I want a lobster fiesta. And had this midnight 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:25.600 on a random weekday. Our chef had to go out 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:29.640 source a lobster and come up with this concoction that 0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:33.200 was the lobster Fiesta, and apparently at the end of it, 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:36.600 he goes, that was the best lobster fiesta I've ever. 0:14:36.440 --> 0:14:39.280 Held a lot. 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:46.760 Oh man, what would be if you were making a 0:14:46.800 --> 0:14:53.240 lobster fiesta? What would be in your lobster fiesta? M Well, 0:14:54.160 --> 0:14:56.360 because it's not just a lobster party. 0:14:56.560 --> 0:15:00.040 Yeah, yeah, so I would. I would have the the 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:06.040 chef boil or steam a lobster and deconstruct it where 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:12.320 they cut the entire top off and filled in the 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:17.720 shell of the lobster entirely with cooked and chopped up 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:23.000 lobster meat and cheese and refried beans and then served 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:27.160 on a sea of tortilla chips. 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:30.800 I love this. This is a beautiful lobster fiesta. I'm 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:35.880 gonna go. I'm gonna go again. Same thing. Okay, main 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:39.120 body of the lobster. All it's opened in such a 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:43.640 way that it's opened like a like a space shuttle. Okay, 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:46.440 like the space shuttle loading bay. All of the meat 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:50.560 inside is taken out. Okay, it's then closed back up. 0:15:51.440 --> 0:15:56.720 But before it inserted inside are little steamed clams. Okay, 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:59.920 so you've got all the steamed clams inside the lops 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:03.960 all right. Then you have like you know, your your uh, 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:07.640 your your tray that has like the three things. Okay, 0:16:08.000 --> 0:16:11.320 but this one a little tower. But this one is 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:15.120 a little longer metal piece on top because the lobster 0:16:15.240 --> 0:16:19.640 is then dangled like a pinata, and you have little 0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:24.600 forks uh that you then hit the lobster with until uh, 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:28.000 until the clams pour out into your into the top tray. 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:30.400 But then the bottom tray has the lobster, and then 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:32.600 or the middle tray has the lobster from and then 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:37.080 the bottom tray just has like uh, blue crab claws 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:42.800 and oysters and shrimps. Now that is a fielt and 0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:46.680 everything has a little bit and everything has like a 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:48.560 like a hot sauce that you can put with it, 0:16:48.920 --> 0:16:50.960 and a salt so that you can dip it with 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:54.040 the so making the fiesta part as well. 0:16:54.800 --> 0:16:57.920 Yeah, that's really nice. I mean, yeah, I've pitched this 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:00.760 multiple times on the pod. But my invention that I 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:04.919 will shark tank the Fiesta donkey. And I think you 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:08.480 could easily replace the Fiesta donkey with a steamed lobster. 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:11.119 And I think what you just described is a tower 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:14.920 Fiesta lobster, which could also be you could just take 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:15.919 your Fiesta donkey. 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:19.040 Can you tell me the Fiesta donkey again? 0:17:19.280 --> 0:17:23.480 Sure, it's a it's the world's first entertainment tabletop party donkey, 0:17:23.760 --> 0:17:26.160 and it is. It's very simple. 0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:30.639 You sounds simple first and foremost. I see fiesta donkey 0:17:30.640 --> 0:17:32.480 on the menu, I'm like, this must be a simple 0:17:32.520 --> 0:17:33.120 dish to make. 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:36.040 You lift up one of the donkey's ears and hot 0:17:36.080 --> 0:17:38.600 not your cheese comes out. You push down on the 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:42.760 donkey's nose and fresh guacamole tableside, guacamole comes out. 0:17:42.640 --> 0:17:45.159 Of his vomits, Fresh squacam. 0:17:44.840 --> 0:17:48.800 Out his nose. Yeah. Yeah, mouth vomits very good Pico 0:17:48.840 --> 0:17:51.480 to guy a salsa. And then you lift that tail 0:17:51.960 --> 0:17:58.280 molet sauce perfect on its side. It's got two side pouches, 0:17:58.760 --> 0:18:01.520 just hot crispy tortill chips. And what I'm thinking is 0:18:01.600 --> 0:18:05.560 you just put the Fiesta lobster on the saddle like 0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:08.480 a little cowboy, have a little wearing a cowboy hat, 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:12.520 and it the lobster. Fiesta rides the Fiesta donkey into 0:18:12.560 --> 0:18:14.359 your hearts and onto your tables. 0:18:14.359 --> 0:18:17.560 Oh my god, I'll be I'll be honest with you, Scottie. 0:18:17.600 --> 0:18:21.879 You have if you've ever pitched me Fiesta donkey, I 0:18:21.920 --> 0:18:25.760 have forgotten completely about it, because I am thrilled to 0:18:25.960 --> 0:18:30.360 the to the to my bodes about Fiesta donkey. If 0:18:30.359 --> 0:18:33.880 you will do it, Oh my god, it's great, that's 0:18:33.920 --> 0:18:36.119 what you want. And you look into the restaurant and 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:38.359 it's just all donkeys are already at the table. You 0:18:38.400 --> 0:18:40.000 said that donkeys are ready to go. 0:18:40.320 --> 0:18:42.560 Yeah, they bring your waters and then they sit your 0:18:42.560 --> 0:18:45.320 Fiesta donkey and the millier table. The hat has salt 0:18:45.359 --> 0:18:47.359 for your margarita, so you can just as a little 0:18:47.359 --> 0:18:48.280 squerreo on it. 0:18:48.640 --> 0:18:50.639 Of course it does stupid it didn't. 0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:53.639 I mean Sharks, I'm looking for one million dollars for 0:18:53.680 --> 0:18:57.280 two percent equity and Fiesta donkey. Yeah. I think this 0:18:57.440 --> 0:19:00.480 is one hundred million dollar company right out of the gate. 0:19:01.119 --> 0:19:03.600 Put a little Fiesta lobster on it or lobster Fiesta. 0:19:03.800 --> 0:19:05.120 I mean, that is so good. 0:19:06.320 --> 0:19:09.920 Is there a way? Is there a way we could see? 0:19:10.040 --> 0:19:14.760 Fabrication is always such an interesting industry to me, because 0:19:14.800 --> 0:19:17.040 like that is something where my brain goes. I have 0:19:17.200 --> 0:19:21.399 no idea in my mind how you would fabricate the 0:19:21.440 --> 0:19:24.600 Fiesta donkey, but it could. It could be done, right, 0:19:24.840 --> 0:19:27.399 it has to be able to be done. But I 0:19:27.440 --> 0:19:30.800 don't know who to even approach to be like, can 0:19:30.840 --> 0:19:33.280 you make a prototype of our Fiesta donkey? And how 0:19:33.320 --> 0:19:35.560 much would that cost? Would that cost twenty thousand dollars 0:19:35.920 --> 0:19:37.680 or would that cost one thousand dollars? 0:19:37.960 --> 0:19:40.320 I mean, I think it's a garage at I think 0:19:40.359 --> 0:19:43.040 this is like Microsoft, this is like Apple Computers. I 0:19:43.040 --> 0:19:44.480 think you got to get out in the garage. You 0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:46.400 got to go to Joey and Fabrics before it goes 0:19:46.440 --> 0:19:50.440 out of business. Yeah, I think that somebody's going to 0:19:50.520 --> 0:19:52.560 have to start tinkering, and it might just be me. 0:19:53.760 --> 0:19:57.800 My passion for partying might lead me to create a 0:19:57.880 --> 0:20:01.679 really good like tech pack starter thing. Yeah, of a 0:20:01.720 --> 0:20:02.520 Fiesta donkey. 0:20:03.320 --> 0:20:06.080 Oh maybe you could. You might be able to I 0:20:06.080 --> 0:20:08.919 don't know how big those three D printers are, but 0:20:08.960 --> 0:20:10.840 you might be able to three D print the body 0:20:10.880 --> 0:20:14.840 of it. Yeah, I want to. I just I kind 0:20:14.840 --> 0:20:16.840 of want to make it. I would. That would be amazing. 0:20:16.920 --> 0:20:20.040 It would be the best merch ever to have Fiesta donkeys. 0:20:20.080 --> 0:20:22.280 They would be incredibly expensive. 0:20:23.080 --> 0:20:25.560 One hundred dollars a donkey, but then you could say 0:20:25.640 --> 0:20:27.360 I have I mean, we could put a little Banana's 0:20:27.400 --> 0:20:30.600 Hawaiian shirt on the Festa donkey just to set it off. 0:20:30.640 --> 0:20:36.440 But yeah, it's just so it's a perfect party magnifier. 0:20:36.600 --> 0:20:40.360 And really, if somebody here years ago, somebody reached out 0:20:40.440 --> 0:20:42.280 and said they were like an imagineer and they helped 0:20:42.280 --> 0:20:44.840 design stuff at Disney. So if you still listen to 0:20:44.920 --> 0:20:47.600 the podcast, let's talk Fiesta donkeys, let's at least make 0:20:47.680 --> 0:20:48.200 fix one. 0:20:48.560 --> 0:20:50.439 Let's at least make one. I would just like it 0:20:50.480 --> 0:20:54.000 to exist in the world, to have one meal with it. 0:20:54.160 --> 0:20:56.400 If you think you're the kind of person that can design, 0:20:56.520 --> 0:20:59.399 I don't know, like a twenty one inch maybe maybe 0:20:59.440 --> 0:21:03.880 sixteen inch tall donkey. That's just the ultimate snacking party animal. 0:21:04.560 --> 0:21:08.800 Please let us know reach out. We will. We're very serious. 0:21:08.920 --> 0:21:09.720 We love Yes. 0:21:10.000 --> 0:21:14.760 Look, TJI Fridays is dead, Okay. TGI Fridays used to 0:21:14.760 --> 0:21:18.560 be the place. Yep, we can make a new version 0:21:18.600 --> 0:21:22.159 of TJI Fridays. Does Caliente Cab Company want to have 0:21:22.200 --> 0:21:24.800 a fiesta donkey? They could take over the market, is 0:21:24.840 --> 0:21:25.600