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Speaker 1: Would you lisillion pieces? Would you believe?

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Speaker 2: Bana Bana Bana bana?

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Speaker 1: Banana guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome to a Bonusode episode.

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Speaker 1: Oh you know, I always do it. It's episode I

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Speaker 1: do say, a bonus Ode episode. It's baked into the word.

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Speaker 1: It's baked into the word, and I still want to

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Speaker 1: do it. A bonus episode of bananas.

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Speaker 3: Hi, Scotty, Hey, Kurtie b Yeah, it's fine. We might

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Speaker 3: have a new listener that today they started, they go,

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Speaker 3: what is this Banan's podcast? I keep hearing about people

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Speaker 3: are up on mountaintops, up on high screaming, listen to bananas,

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Speaker 3: Listen to bananas? And so you know you have to

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Speaker 3: hear or something seven times, maybe twenty times in today's

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Speaker 3: content overloaded society. And so today they said, today I'm

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Speaker 3: going to tune in. What is this? What is it?

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Speaker 1: As soon as I said bonus Ode episode, they went

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Speaker 3: It went no, thank you. These guys are not taking

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Speaker 3: a hard enough stance on political issues one star.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of that, speaking of hard enough stance on a

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Speaker 1: political issue, Uh, can we talk about the banana's blood bonanza?

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Speaker 3: Scottie, Oh, great idea, Curdie B called me out of

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Speaker 3: the blue, no warning text, just a cold call.

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Speaker 1: In this cold call, I cold call people. I've called

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Speaker 1: called a lot this last week.

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Speaker 3: Yep, And I just go.

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Speaker 1: I know nobody likes this, so here it is. It's

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Speaker 1: the Banana's Blood Bonanza. I think we're I think April's

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Speaker 1: maybe a good time to do it. Yes, that gives

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Speaker 1: everybody enough time to prep So for the month of April,

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Speaker 1: we are all of us are going to be giving blood.

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Speaker 1: So Scotty and I will hopefully go April first together.

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Speaker 3: Yep.

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Speaker 1: And and the Red Cross has a Bananimal group that

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Speaker 1: you can join.

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Speaker 3: Download the app and just it's Freda's sign and our

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Speaker 3: team name are the Bananimals.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and in April, our plan is to be the

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Speaker 1: So let's get the Bananimals up there. It's the it's

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Speaker 1: the it will have graphics, maybe we'll make T shirts.

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Speaker 3: We currently we have one hundred and seven Bananimal team

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Speaker 1: How many? How many? What's nownumber one? How many people

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Speaker 3: the American Red Cross donor group and the American Red Cross.

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Speaker 3: So we're going in for number three, which is the

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Speaker 3: And the Boy Scouts? So those are four. Now, I'm

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Speaker 3: So like Clemson University is forty two, we can go

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Speaker 3: Teachers, just the just in Generals have saved fifty five

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Speaker 3: thousand lives. Okay, so we're gonna we can beat some blood.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to donate platelet. I'm going straight platelet.

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Speaker 1: You're going straight plate lit?

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Speaker 3: It's long speaking with This is actually a good transition.

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Speaker 3: This isn't a thumbs up. This is something I did

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Speaker 3: ban animal named Jared Miller. He lives in Anaheim, California.

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Speaker 3: He's been to too splitty in the city's kurt so he said,

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Speaker 3: love these. So the recent wildfires and Altadena and the

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Speaker 3: Jared's wife passing away. He says it occurred to him,

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Speaker 3: it's very of course, very difficult. And Jared said it

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Speaker 3: he has his wife's wedding dress. It is a beautiful

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Speaker 3: email us with the subject wedding dress and I will

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Speaker 3: connect you over email to Jared. He's giving it away.

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Speaker 3: He just doesn't, you know, He thought somebody might have

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Bananimal of the month. Yeah, Bananimal of

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Speaker 1: we record, nobody gets to be Banana of the week

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Speaker 1: because you already are a Bananimal of the week. My god, Jared,

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Speaker 3: So Yeah, size eight, Jessica McClintock dress. It's a beautiful dress.

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Speaker 1: That's great and this is this is that that's amazing,

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Speaker 1: and this is why you need to listen to the bonusodes. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's a Honestly, I find that we talk about stuff

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Speaker 3: That's true, and we've just recorded so many episodes of

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Speaker 3: Bananas with guests. We are loaded with guests. So if

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Speaker 3: bonusodes are for you. Jen Barbosa sent this in. Here's

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Speaker 3: what would you rather to start us out of the gate,

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Speaker 3: just splinting like thoroughbreds? Like it? Would you rather? KURTI

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Speaker 3: Bee whisper sweet. Nothing's affectionately to your food. Before ever

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Speaker 1: Oh that's easy. For me, the first one I would

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Speaker 1: I think that's a great idea.

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Speaker 3: You use sixteen times, I'm going to use so slow.

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Speaker 3: Isn't it funny that we grew up thinking that taste

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Speaker 1: That was always crazy to me that because you don't.

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Speaker 3: So I meet him in Brooklyn and he ordered a bagel,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's really nice. I mean, yeah, I've pitched this

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Speaker 1: Can you tell me the Fiesta donkey again?

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Speaker 3: You lift up one of the donkey's ears and hot

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Speaker 1: You have if you've ever pitched me Fiesta donkey, I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they bring your waters and then they sit your

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Speaker 1: Let's at least make one. I would just like it

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Speaker 3: If you think you're the kind of person that can design,

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Speaker 3: Please let us know reach out. We will. We're very serious.

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Speaker 3: We love Yes.

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Speaker 1: Look, TJI Fridays is dead, Okay. TGI Fridays used to

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Speaker 3: Make a corner of the market, and that's fine. We

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Speaker 3: out immediately. Here's another one. This is from Jacqueline G.

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Speaker 3: Thank you Jacqueline G. She wants to know do mermaids

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Speaker 3: They're an international species. You know, those wet folks cannot

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Speaker 3: No, mine just sounds like a tug boat going overneath

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Speaker 3: in some way, just like whales to communicate things.

432
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 1: I think they're clicking. I think it's mostly clicks.

433
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 3: And just how horny were these sailors. Yeah, they were

434
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,919
Speaker 3: just looking in that ocean, seeing.

435
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,720
Speaker 1: A narwall and being like, I want a bucket.

436
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, at best they saw dolphin. At very best, most

437
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:32,320
Speaker 3: likely amanatee, and they had just been so starved for

438
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:36,199
Speaker 3: that that special touch that they were like, that's the

439
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 3: most beautiful house I've ever seen. Oh, I wish. I'm

440
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,720
Speaker 3: actually surprised as they're a good scary movie about mermaids.

441
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,400
Speaker 3: That seems like a very there must be a cheap

442
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,000
Speaker 3: sci fi channel movie version.

443
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:50,399
Speaker 1: Oh look at them.

444
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,879
Speaker 3: It should be scary. They should. Mermaid should go the

445
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 3: way of vampires, and there should be a twilight for mermaids,

446
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 3: is what I'm saying.

447
00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 1: It's just difficult to film underwater. But you know what

448
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,719
Speaker 1: you like, just like all the any good vampire thing,

449
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 1: you put a twist on it, right so they can

450
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 1: like just walk onto land and like dry off their

451
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,120
Speaker 1: legs and walk and then they just like jump back

452
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:13,160
Speaker 1: in and swim away, you know, like that sort of thing.

453
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 3: There was for years spoilers did it come out. There

454
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:21,359
Speaker 3: was for years of Splash reboot with Chris Hemsworth and

455
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,760
Speaker 3: Rebel Wilson where it was flipped he was gonna be

456
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:27,160
Speaker 3: a merman and Rebel found Chris Hemsworth as a merman.

457
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 3: Same movie, just it's God Splash. They were going to

458
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 3: do a reboot with Chris Hemsworth as a merman and

459
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,480
Speaker 3: Rebel Wilson likes character.

460
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,600
Speaker 1: I know that would have been great.

461
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 3: The number of movies that I hear about, like cause

462
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,920
Speaker 3: sometimes I'll pitch something to a producer or studio and

463
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,800
Speaker 3: they'll be like, oh, there's something in development for that

464
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:48,240
Speaker 3: there was and then nothing ever and then I don't

465
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 3: hear about it. Also, like the night before Thanksgiving in

466
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 3: the United States, a lot of people go home visit

467
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 3: their parents or families, and then the night before Thanksgiving

468
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,119
Speaker 3: they go part with people they used to go to

469
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 3: high school with. Yes, and some people call it Hell Night.

470
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 3: Some people there's a lot of different things.

471
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 1: Thought hell Night was right before Halloween.

472
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,680
Speaker 3: I think that exists too, the night before Halloween.

473
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Devil's Night.

474
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,159
Speaker 3: We used to call it. Uh. But there's like a

475
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 3: lot of And there was a comedy in development with

476
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 3: some big names attached, like a Game Night type of comedy,

477
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 3: but then they didn't sell it because they were like,

478
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving is only an American holiday, and this tradition of

479
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:34,119
Speaker 3: the night before won't play in China, won't play in Brazil,

480
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,639
Speaker 3: won't play in India. And I'm like, certainly a party

481
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 3: movie will play everywhere and killed it. But I think

482
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 3: like big people were attached to it.

483
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 1: Because people know about Thanksgiving. I feel like it's like.

484
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 3: It's like they know about high school reunions everywhere. Everybody

485
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 3: knows to go back to your hometown and you finally

486
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,879
Speaker 3: have sex with the person that was four years older

487
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,919
Speaker 3: than you. She was the hottest senior and you were

488
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 3: the nerdy freshman and you're cool. Like there's it's super bad.

489
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 3: And when that one died, I was like, Oh, comedy

490
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 3: movies are truly dead.

491
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,479
Speaker 1: They're dead now. It's so it's such a bummer. And

492
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 1: also when I see one that sneaks by, and they

493
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 1: usually sneak by as rom coms, and when I see one.

494
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,439
Speaker 1: I tried to watch that new one with Will Ferrell,

495
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 1: and I just shut it off after the first five

496
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:24,120
Speaker 1: minutes because I couldn't deal with the dialogue. The dialogue

497
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,640
Speaker 1: was so cheesy. It was.

498
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 3: Oh, I got stories, man, it's I I rewrote act

499
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 3: one of Ferdinand the Bull animated movie fernand the Bull. Yeah,

500
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 3: I got the job. I was on another TV show

501
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 3: almost in and at it, and I got a call

502
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,560
Speaker 3: because my buddy was gonna maybe be the voice of Ferdinand.

503
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,440
Speaker 3: They're like, hey, let's do act one in his voice,

504
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 3: I said sure. By the time I drove home, they

505
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 3: sent me the pages. They were like, here, just rewrite this,

506
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 3: rite alternative right, al alternative jokes for everything. So sure,

507
00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:59,400
Speaker 3: and they were gonna pay me pretty good amount of money.

508
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 3: So I was excited. Did by the time I got home,

509
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 3: so maybe like a twenty five minute drive, they already

510
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 3: had called once and emailed once saying can we see pages?

511
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 3: Like yeah, So before I could even get to my

512
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,159
Speaker 3: computer leaving a job, I was like, yeah, I'll take

513
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 3: a look at it tonight. Within thirty minutes, let's say,

514
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 3: they were like, hey, yeah, we were just wondering if

515
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,639
Speaker 3: you could send us like the first five pages. I

516
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I'm sitting down to it right now.

517
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 3: They're like great, we're just standing by for those, huh.

518
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:29,360
Speaker 3: And so they kept checking in every fifteen minutes for

519
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,680
Speaker 3: two days, like they would start checking in at seven am.

520
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:36,360
Speaker 3: And so I rewrote twenty five pages in two days

521
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 3: and then got paid. And that my friend didn't get

522
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 3: the part. And I never heard another thing.

523
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 1: That is so crazy. Yeah, that's so crazy, and that

524
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 1: that that that that matches like the your Pokemon rewrite

525
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:55,439
Speaker 1: thing too. Pokemon, just like people are just waiting in

526
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 1: a room for you.

527
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 3: Just me and Bo burn them. But I Bo didn't

528
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 3: know I was there, but I knew BO was in

529
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 3: the other room and we were writing the same scene.

530
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 3: And then they just took what they liked from his

531
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,680
Speaker 3: and took what like mine and smashed into one scene

532
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,880
Speaker 3: which you can feel because mine is a certain tone

533
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 3: and BO has a certain tone. And yeah, and when

534
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:18,680
Speaker 3: I readd Sonic, I rewrote all the Sonic the Hedgehog lines.

535
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 3: I at least wrote alts, so they were all recorded

536
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 3: in two days, every single thing Sonic said. But also

537
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 3: shout out to Josh Miller and Pat They are great writers.

538
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,679
Speaker 3: They wrote the movie. I'm not trying to take anything

539
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,160
Speaker 3: from them at all. But I sat in the room

540
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 3: by myself with a sixty inch TV screen and the

541
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 3: final draft script and wrote two joke lines for every

542
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 3: single line of dialogue for Sonic. And then the director

543
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 3: is like thanks man, and then I never heard anything

544
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 3: ever again I got paid.

545
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: Do you know if any of them got in?

546
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 3: Yeah? Some did, actually, yeah quite a few did. But yeah, no,

547
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 3: Josh Patter, great dudes. They deserved all the credit for it.

548
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 3: But it was an interesting thing to like really work,

549
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 3: and then nobody's even like so funny or great you

550
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 3: know or yea, I love to have you back. It

551
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 3: was just like you did your job, get get out,

552
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 3: and you're.

553
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: Like, okay, thank you, I will bye bye.

554
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 3: Thank you for putting me inside your room and feeding

555
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 3: me lunch for two days. I'll never forget that PRISTROMI sandwich,

556
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 3: give me a way. Steed has a good one. This

557
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 3: is more just like advice question, I think, Catherine from

558
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 3: Raleigh says Banana Boys. I recently started learning how to

559
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 3: bend glass to make neon signs. Oh wow, pretty good?

560
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 3: WHOA Okay, still in the beginning stages, and I need

561
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 3: a problems from.

562
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 1: The beginning stages of that. Just a pile of broken glass.

563
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, burnt hand, no eyebrows, just high as a kite

564
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 3: from inhaling neon. I'm still in the beginning stages, but

565
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 3: I need a project to work on. Words are very

566
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 3: difficult and beyond my current capabilities, but I can handle

567
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 3: fair simple shapes right now, like I recently did a shark,

568
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 3: which sounds pretty good. That would have been a good

569
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 3: one to recommend. Wow, uh, but any ideas for what

570
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 3: my next neon sign should be. Thank you Katherine from Raleigh,

571
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 3: Thank you Katherine from Leigh. First of all, coolest hobby

572
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 3: I've ever heard in my life, and if it's going

573
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 3: to be a career also so cool.

574
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: Yeah. My first thought is a rainbow cat's butthole. That's

575
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: my first thought, first thought, best thoughts, So I'm gonna

576
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 1: say it, you know, like the classic Kurt Vonneget cat's

577
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: buttthole where it's just like straight line down, straight line

578
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 1: across then to a smaller X in the middle.

579
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 3: From Breakfast of Champions, I think, or whatever. Yeah, so Katherine,

580
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 3: if you don't know, we're talking about in two or

581
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 3: multiple Kurt Vroonicut books, but I think it was first

582
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 3: and Breakfast.

583
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 1: I think it's Breakfast Champions.

584
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 3: He would draw what a cat's buttthole look like, and

585
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 3: it kind of looked like a more complicated asterisk a longer.

586
00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 3: So when you learn to do lettering, you can put

587
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,479
Speaker 3: so it goes underneath and then it'll be the perfect

588
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 3: Kurt von Nugut companion piece.

589
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 1: So great.

590
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 3: I like see as a as a capitalist, as a

591
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 3: as an entrepreneur doing things like Fiesta donkey. Yeah, right,

592
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 3: with a lopster.

593
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of people talk about you and

594
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 1: the first word out of their mouth is entrepreneur, capitalist.

595
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 3: True. Uh so, I think you should do a really

596
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 3: cool faucet with a really cool drop coming out of

597
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 3: the faucet, A classic, right, classic? I love that, and

598
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 3: then go sell it to a local plumber, or go

599
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 3: sell it to a local bar, or go sell it

600
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 3: to a local water company, because as water becomes, like

601
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 3: in La, we just have water companies all over the

602
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 3: place where you buy bottled water. So prack it seems

603
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 3: like a fairly easy shape eight looking fawcet ye with

604
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 3: a drop coming out. That would be my guess.

605
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:09,479
Speaker 1: That's great or just or just a beer bottle or

606
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: like an alcohol bottle shape with if I don't know

607
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 1: if three x's are possible in the middle, you know,

608
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 1: I guess that would be a different piece. But that's

609
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 1: that would be a classic, you know, rum bottle with xxx.

610
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:27,239
Speaker 3: Ooh, you could sell that to any local bar. That

611
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 3: would be a fun one. I like that one. That's

612
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 3: our advice for that one. Okay, here's a fun one

613
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 3: from Fallen Harrington, and gosh, don't we just uh love

614
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 3: that Fallon Harrington? That is a great name.

615
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 1: Fallin f A L l O N F A l

616
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: O N amazing.

617
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 3: I believe it Fallon might be an Australian ban animal.

618
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: Okay, that would make sense because I've never heard Fallon

619
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: is a first name in a.

620
00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 3: Possibly fallen If you're not my apologies, I'm not a

621
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 3: super weirdo, I swear, but I have a would you rather?

622
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 3: Would you see? Yeah, we will be the judge of that.

623
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 3: Would you rather? Every time you throw up get sick

624
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 3: from drinking stomach flu, you name it your puke gun? Okay?

625
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 3: When it comes out, it is either accompanied by the

626
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 3: Seinfeld theme song or the Friend's theme song on volume

627
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 3: full ten blast, even when you're dry heaving. Great, that's it,

628
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 3: that's great. I would you rather have the Seinfeld theme

629
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 3: song while you're bar fin or the Friend's theme song

630
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 3: while you're bar fin?

631
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 1: So the so the because for me Seinfeld I can

632
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 1: just hear the bass riff of in between scenes.

633
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all it was.

634
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 1: That's all it was. That seems funnier to me than

635
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 1: sign than friends.

636
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 3: Yeah. The only thing about the Friends Them song is

637
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 3: the clap. It would be fun to in between your

638
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 3: first clap to go.

639
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 1: Uh huh, yeah, yeah, I hear that.

640
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 3: Also, the first lyric is so no one told you

641
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,760
Speaker 3: life was going to be this way, you're just barfing.

642
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:15,439
Speaker 1: Also, what I don't understand too is does the song

643
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 1: play out of your own mouth or does it just

644
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 1: kind of play in the in the universe, in the

645
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: world that you're in.

646
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:27,399
Speaker 3: You know, if everybody can hear it, I would go Seinfeld. Also,

647
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Speaker 3: I'm pretty lucky. I don't throw up that often meany there. Yeah,

648
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Speaker 3: I really have to be actual sick like flu. I

649
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Speaker 3: don't throw up from drinking, and if I have food poisoning,

650
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 3: it's it's pretty rare too, So I'm gonna go Seinfeld. Also,

651
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Speaker 3: even though I think I'll be there for you while

652
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 3: you're really going hard is very funny and the clap

653
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 3: is very funny, and found says follow up, if you

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Speaker 3: had to pick one throw up soundtrack song, what would

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Speaker 3: it be? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Also, it would it because of the rarity of

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Speaker 1: throwing up, I think this question is better done for

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Speaker 1: the opposite of throwing up for the old the d

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Speaker 1: for the old do rio uh, that would be very

660
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Speaker 1: funny because of bathroom and then you go into the

661
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 1: public bathrooms like boom, but don't boom boom.

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Speaker 3: Again because then there's a lot of strangers. Bathrooms have

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00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 3: a soundtrack going on, play Highway to the danger Zone

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Speaker 3: the whole time in every public bathroom in America, and

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Speaker 3: people be having such a great time.

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Speaker 1: Amount of times you walk into a bathroom like a

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Speaker 1: costco or something is just dead. Silence is insane. There

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Speaker 1: should be loud noises happen at like broadcast into every bathroom.

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Speaker 3: Know that there are greatest hits CDs of one man bands,

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00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 3: self recorded guys with kazoos and bells and triangles, and

671
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 3: just play that. Just give everybody the privacy they deserve.

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Speaker 1: I imagine it would be fun if it was the intro

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Speaker 1: to She's a Runaway by bon Jovi, and then when

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Speaker 1: it goes but that's when you vomit, so you're feeling

675
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:27,879
Speaker 1: nauseous and it's yeah.

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00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:31,840
Speaker 3: I think Neil Diamonds were coming to America would be mine.

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00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 3: If we were around the world, we're coming to America today,

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Speaker 3: that would be mine.

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Speaker 1: I think that great question is a really delightful question.

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00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 3: What's that, Selene Denswer, I'm your lady. That would also

681
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 3: be really funny to me because I'm your lame and

682
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 3: I'm just vomiting, so you are don't impress me. What

683
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,439
Speaker 3: should I have? Twains that don't impress me much while

684
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 3: you're just getting really sick, so you're a brad pitt.

685
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 1: What about baby elephant Walk, Henry Mancini's baby Elephant Walk?

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm a huge fan of that. That was

687
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 3: panic in pitches when Kurt and I would pitch TV

688
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 3: shows and movies together, if we both would promise each other,

689
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 3: if we ever got stuck and just had a brain

690
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 3: fart and couldn't remember what came next to the pitch,

691
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 3: I would just start doing. Kurt would start dancing just

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00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 3: like arms in the air, like thumbs in his arm pits,

693
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 3: arms out like wings, and just strutting around just to

694
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 3: be like, these guys are fun and funny. We never

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00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,799
Speaker 3: had to do that. We were always well prepared. We

696
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 3: did wave pitching together, and maybe one day, if television

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00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,360
Speaker 3: ever comes back, we'll pitch again.

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Speaker 1: If it ever exists again, all right, send us home one, Scottie.

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00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 3: Here's one that actually seems like real advice. Audrey. I'm

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00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 3: not going to say your last name, but Audrey, this

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00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 3: is for you. I have a request of advice. My

702
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 3: oldest son is twenty three and he still lives with us.

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00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 3: He's a fantastic kid. He goes to community college. He

704
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 3: works summer jobs as a house painter, which is a

705
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:21,799
Speaker 3: great job. Yeah, and he helps her out around the house.

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00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 3: He's a lot of fun. He even pays monthly rent.

707
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 3: But he's twenty three and he seems to have little

708
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 3: interest in moving out. How the heck do we get

709
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:32,760
Speaker 3: this twenty three year old son to move out?

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00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 1: Kurt just constantly walking into his room without knocking. That's

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00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 1: how you do it. Just constant invasion of privacy. That's

712
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 1: the easiest, simplest way to do it.

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00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. There was a years ago, twenty year

714
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 3: old joke. Judifried Lander had the joke that it was like,

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00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 3: you think your mom walking into your well into your

716
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:56,879
Speaker 3: room while you're masturbating is the worst thing that can

717
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 3: happen to you, But the actual worst thing can happen

718
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 3: to you is when she walks in two rooms for

719
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 3: the second time that day and catches you masturbating again.

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Speaker 3: That is college level joke, and it is so funny.

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Speaker 3: The first time you said that, I just like fell

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00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 3: out of my chair the second time she walked. Yeah,

723
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 3: so bombarding him. You know this is interesting When we

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00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 3: had Lauri kil Martin and we talked about this too.

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00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 3: We've talked about this with a lot of our guests

726
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 3: who have teenage kids. Yeah, that they don't want to

727
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:29,280
Speaker 3: get their driver's licenses. They just happy to be driven around. Yeah,

728
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 3: and where you and I just could not wait to

729
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 3: drive to Freedom and just make trouble and go, honestly,

730
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,880
Speaker 3: go buy French fries with our friends.

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Speaker 1: It yes, incredible, exactly, and they go make make make

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00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 1: a drink at the taco bell that had all the

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Speaker 1: flavors in it.

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Speaker 3: I guess my real ish advice would be divert the

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00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 3: money he pays to you and rent into an apartment

736
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Speaker 3: without him knowing, one bedroom, simple a studio apartment nearby

737
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 3: in a nice building, and slowly start moving one item

738
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,879
Speaker 3: over a day until he notices. And when he goes,

739
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 3: hey have you seen my guitar? Hey have you seen

740
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:12,839
Speaker 3: my whatever? My overhauls he's a painter who knows maybe

741
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 3: he's in the band Dexy's Midnight Runners. Ye go, yeah,

742
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 3: I have here. Let me show you and then put

743
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 3: him in your car and drive him over to and

744
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 3: already moved into semi moved into apartment, and buy him

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00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 3: a new bed. I always feel like, if there's a

746
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,799
Speaker 3: nice get this kid. He's twenty three, get this kid

747
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,839
Speaker 3: a queen. He doesn't need a king yet, he hasn't

748
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 3: a king status.

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00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: No he's not.

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00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:36,839
Speaker 3: Get him. I mean, if you have to get him

751
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 3: a double do it. Get a bed, an actual bed frame,

752
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 3: so that if he ever has somebody come over, they go,

753
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 3: oh cool is mattress and box spring arno on the floor.

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Speaker 1: This is amazing, This is an amazing man.

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00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 3: I'm going to marry this adult man. So yes, I

756
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 3: would divert the rent he's paying into a nice apartment

757
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 3: nearby that you have a hunch he's gonna like, and

758
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 3: then one item a day, just move it in there

759
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 3: until he notices, and then he's already he's already halfway there.

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00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 1: He's already there. And folks, that is a bonus.

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00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 3: Sod.

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Speaker 1: That's our advice, that's our answers to your questions, and

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Speaker 1: those are your stories. Thank you so much for listening.

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Speaker 1: Thank you to everyone, and exactly right. Thank you to

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Speaker 1: Lisa Maggot, Thank you to Katie Levine. Thank you to you,

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Speaker 1: Scottie Landis.

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Speaker 3: Thank you to you, Kurt Brown Oler. We love you guys.

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Speaker 3: Keep your heads up, keep moving forward. Bananas Bananas just

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Speaker 3: a passionate roller skate dancer. Bananas is an exactly right

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Speaker 3: catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 3: Georgia Hertstart.

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Speaker 1: And Lisa get As our full human not a robot

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Speaker 1: intern

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Speaker 3: Mhm