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Speaker 1: He's another. Hello, Yeah, what's up? Is Evan there? Yeah? Speaking? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you're Jacquelin's new dude, right? Yeah that yeah. Knuckle up, chump.

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Speaker 1: What I think you heard me? Bro? Uh No, I

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Speaker 1: didn't hear you. Knuckle up? Yeah, I said, knuckle up, chump.

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Speaker 1: My name is Duff. I'm pretty sure she's probably told

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Speaker 1: you about me. I'm her ex boyfriend or like sooner

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Speaker 1: heard about you. How did you get my number? Don't

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Speaker 1: even worry about it, bro? Hey yeah, well I'm not

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Speaker 1: worried about it, but how did you get it? I'm

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Speaker 1: just calling to tell you to step off, like pump

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Speaker 1: the brakes a little bit, because Jackie and I are

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Speaker 1: still like very much a thing, and I would appreciate

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Speaker 1: it if you like left her alone because I still

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Speaker 1: plan on laying the wood tour. I have a hard

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Speaker 1: time believing that any of that's going on. Man. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna lay the wood tour this afternoon. Dude,

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Speaker 1: Are you for real? Is that actually how you talk?

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Speaker 1: You talk like one of those frat douches for your information, Bro,

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Speaker 1: it's fraternity like that's the word. And I would appreciate

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Speaker 1: it if you didn't tell them douches. Those are my brothers,

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Speaker 1: so i'd like wrapped off. Yeah, bro, my brothers, you're

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Speaker 1: not douches. I'm in this fraternity. Why are you talking

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Speaker 1: You know how to spell fraternity, dude? Why are you

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Speaker 1: talking different right now? Dude? I'm not spelling anything for you. Bro, Dude,

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Speaker 1: I can't even believe that you're a real person who

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Speaker 1: talks like this. You talk like an idiot. Well yeah,

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Speaker 1: well you sell like one of those dorks who actually

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Speaker 1: thought Justin Bieber was cool before he actually was cool.

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Speaker 1: Now what you just said, yeah, says that he's cool

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Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, dude, he's cool right now, but he

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Speaker 1: wasn't when you liked him. Dude. I mean, Jacqueline has

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Speaker 1: told me a lot of stories about you and how

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Speaker 1: you're not the brightest bob on the Christmas tree, but

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Speaker 1: you might be the dumbest person I've ever heard of mine.

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Speaker 1: First of all, dude, I know that Jacqueline would never

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Speaker 1: say that about me, because when her and I were together,

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Speaker 1: she adored me right like most chicks do, and honestly,

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Speaker 1: it was kind of annoying. And that's probably why we're

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Speaker 1: not together, because I was like, hey, you gotta like

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Speaker 1: you know, try not to look at me with those

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Speaker 1: hearts in your eyes all the time. But it's tough

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Speaker 1: for chicks when they're around me. I'm sure it's really

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Speaker 1: tough for chicks when they're around you can not look

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Speaker 1: at you with hearts in their eyes. What do you have?

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question, when was the last

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Speaker 1: time you actually had a girlfriend or anybody actually respected you?

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Speaker 1: When your little brother you're dumb, dude. I'm calling you

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Speaker 1: because she's my ex, so that would be the last

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Speaker 1: time I had a girlfriend. You're like jolnest dude I've

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Speaker 1: ever talked to you. Yeah, I guess I'm the dumb

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Speaker 1: the studio to talk to you. Of all your fraternity brothers,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure that I'm dumber than all those more. You know,

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Speaker 1: what do you have to offer her, bro, because you

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Speaker 1: know I have I have to offer. Yeah, dude, I

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Speaker 1: am exactly everything that you are not. Yeah, you probably are.

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Speaker 1: You probably don't even have a boat. Did you say

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Speaker 1: you have a boat? Well, I mean, actually it's my

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Speaker 1: buddy Horse's boat, but it's practically mine because he's my

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Speaker 1: best friend. So yeah, you are what I because I

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Speaker 1: have access to a boat, and I bet you don't.

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Speaker 1: Please promise me that that's true that you have a

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Speaker 1: buddy named Horse who owns a boat. Yeah. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: my homie Horse. Is there a problem with that? No?

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Speaker 1: I think it's really wonderful that you and Horse go

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Speaker 1: on romantic boat. Right, really great for you. That's where

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Speaker 1: I met Jacquelin was on Horse's boat. Really, you just

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Speaker 1: happen to stumble upon her on Horse's boat. Do you

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Speaker 1: know what that boat does for panties? I actually want

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Speaker 1: you to tell me what does it does? It stops

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Speaker 1: him and drops him? Bro like them and dropped them?

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, what gonna take you to come up with

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Speaker 1: that one a week? You have to be joking, dude. No, dude,

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Speaker 1: if I wanted to joke, I'd turn on Carlos Mincia

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Speaker 1: and laugh my shoft off. So no, I'm not joking, dude.

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Speaker 1: Say but the person you go to to laugh you're

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Speaker 1: shopped off is Carlos Mencia, the comedians in the world. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: who do you laugh at? Dude? I laugh at you, dude,

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Speaker 1: that's actually who I laugh at. You're the funniest person

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Speaker 1: I've every Evan, Evan, this is actually Jewel from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jubel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point

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Speaker 1: five doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend Jacqueline set you up. Jacqueline says she used

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Speaker 1: to date a lot of douchebags and wanted me to

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Speaker 1: call you as one of her ex boyfriends. Wait, so

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Speaker 1: she actually never dated a guy named Dove. No, she

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Speaker 1: made it up. Yeah, she's been making up the past

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Speaker 1: couple of weeks, so I can do this phone tap.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's amazing. But she did. Hey, dude,

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Speaker 1: but she did date my buddy Horse. Yeah. They call

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Speaker 1: him horse for a reason. You know, it's not it's

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Speaker 1: not why you would it's not why you would think

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Speaker 1: he's actually got hoofs to birth defect. But he still

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Speaker 1: gets chicks week of every morning. With phone taps weekday

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties, call out to win five hundred

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Speaker 1: bucks one eight six six Moving