WEBVTT - Charlie's Angels (2000) 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:03.800 On the bell Cast, the questions asked if movies have 0:00:03.960 --> 0:00:07.840 women in them, are all their discussions just boyfriends and husbands, 0:00:07.880 --> 0:00:12.240 or do they have individualism? The patriarchy? Zef in best 0:00:12.680 --> 0:00:20.800 start changing it with the Bedel Cast. Hello Charlie, Yes, 0:00:20.880 --> 0:00:24.560 it's me Charlie. Oh Hi, I'm a hot girl. What 0:00:24.640 --> 0:00:27.200 do you want me to do? I want you to 0:00:27.240 --> 0:00:30.400 do a mission, But you'll never meet me, and that's 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:33.400 then of ours kind of that's what's kind of hot 0:00:33.440 --> 0:00:35.400 about it. Isn't You're an old man that I can't 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:37.680 see and I can never meet, And that's kind of 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:41.080 what gets me going with all my friends and Bill 0:00:41.159 --> 0:00:47.960 Murray fucking what there? Hi? Welcome to the Bechdel Cast. 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:51.400 This movie is so weird. Okay, um Hi, Welcome to 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:53.159 the Becktel Cast of My name is Jamie Loftus. My 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:56.160 name is Caitlin Darante. This is our feminist movie podcast 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:57.840 and as you can tell, we're going to discuss a 0:00:58.040 --> 0:01:03.640 very feminist movie today, a feminist text. True. I mean yeah, 0:01:03.680 --> 0:01:07.600 I've truly built myself from the building blocks of these 0:01:07.680 --> 0:01:12.200 various bikini people. Um yeah. I also learned who Sam 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:15.640 Rockwell was from this movie. What is this podcast. So 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:18.119 we talk about I know, this is our first time 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:20.679 recording in quite some time. We take each other a 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:24.360 big gap in like a month, maybe even more, No, 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:27.119 September one. Isn't it weird that I've been keeping counting 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:30.119 like I have haven't seen you for twenty nine days? Well, 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:32.720 all right, because of our live episodes. Oh my goodness, 0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:35.880 you're right. Okay, yes, anyway, so we're all out of sorts, 0:01:35.920 --> 0:01:39.400 but we're back and better than ever. And we talk 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:43.360 about the representation of women in film and how it's usually, 0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:46.760 you know, not the best, and we use especially in 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:49.639 the year two thousand, I think that this is maybe 0:01:49.680 --> 0:01:55.680 a low and indeed, yeah, and we used the Bechdel test, 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:59.480 sometimes known as the Bechdel Wallace test, which requires that 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:04.800 female identifying characters with names must speak to each other 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:10.359 about something other than a man. Hello. Oops, it already fails. 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:13.520 Um by our standards, it must just be a two 0:02:13.560 --> 0:02:16.959 line exchange, right, So we're set. We're starting by setting 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:20.520 the bar real low and seeing if if any movies 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:24.359 can crest it. And that the test is invented by 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:28.600 cartoonist Alison Bechdel, and sure is. Oh boy, we're back. 0:02:28.639 --> 0:02:31.280 We're back nine days. I feel like I haven't spoken 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:35.560 so long. We also have a guest with us. Yes, 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:40.000 per usual, our guest today. She's a comedian, a writer. 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:44.040 You've seen her on SNL and she's the co host 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:47.560 of the podcast Best Friends with past guest of the show, 0:02:47.680 --> 0:02:56.280 Nicole Byer. It's shears amid up. Yes, Hi, Hello, Charlie. 0:02:57.320 --> 0:03:00.080 Oh what a who do we know? Who plays char 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:02.800 in the movie? It's the actual Charlie from the TV show. 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:04.760 Oh the back of the back of the head guy 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:09.600 at the end of that actor that we saw physically 0:03:09.600 --> 0:03:12.880 in the movie is the same person. But the voice 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:15.919 is the same as the guy who played Interest in 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:19.399 the TV show. And I'm looking up his name as 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:23.560 we speak, and he's not first build, So let me 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:26.679 give me a second. Well, that's part of why he 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:28.760 is such an icon, as he doesn't take up space. 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:33.480 John forsites it's his name. And this is not passing 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:36.560 the Bechdel test, so they're not all going to pass. 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:40.600 But so, sire, thank you so much for being here. Um, 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:44.200 tell us about your history, your relationship with this movie, 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:47.200 this maybe franchise as it were, and and so to be. 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:50.840 We're talking about the two thousand movie version Cameron Diaz, 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:55.480 Drew Barrymore, Lucy Loo. Yes, yes, I watched this movie 0:03:55.480 --> 0:03:57.560 when he came out. I'm pretty sure I saw Full 0:03:57.560 --> 0:04:02.560 Throttle as well, and I remember liking it. It's fun 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:07.960 to see women do stuff that's like action every thinking 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:10.520 that was fun, And this is my first time seeing it, 0:04:10.600 --> 0:04:13.880 probably since it came out. I think that's probably the 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:17.000 case for a lot of people. Yeah, this isn't a 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:20.360 movie that people seem to like revisit a lot. Yeah, 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:23.719 we're and we're discussing it because the reboot is about 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:30.279 to come out, because legally, you have to everything, So 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:32.720 that's why we're did I mean otherwise, I truly don't 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:35.039 know if I ever would have seen or thought about 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:37.760 this movie again. And I'm sure that that's true for 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:41.800 maybe everyone who was in the movie. Do you have 0:04:41.880 --> 0:04:44.120 the name of them? I got really stuck on this 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:47.440 when I was like doing the background research for this movie. 0:04:47.880 --> 0:04:52.520 The name of the director is just is that he 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:55.400 don't know that. I'm not familiar with Mick Gee's work. 0:04:55.480 --> 0:04:59.000 I guess I feel like he was a music video 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:03.080 director he which makes sense for her. Okay, that makes 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:05.520 more sense to me. I was just like how this 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:08.560 is his first feature, but he also he comes back 0:05:08.560 --> 0:05:12.600 for full throttle. He does Keeping in the Family because 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:16.360 he was a success the first time. Nick g and 0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:18.600 then and then the movie is of course written by 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:22.359 three men, including John August, who um I think people 0:05:22.400 --> 0:05:24.920 maybe think better of but you know, it was, it was. 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:28.760 It was two thousand. I do remember noticing that Drew 0:05:28.760 --> 0:05:32.080 Barrymore produced this movie, like when it came out and 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:34.239 or like she's one of the producers, and I remember 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:38.000 being like fucking good for her, like because she's had 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:40.839 a life, you know, like from going from like a 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:44.880 twelve year old attictude still alive and really like creating 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:47.479 her own ship. I think that's really great and awesome. 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:50.280 So and she made a ton of money off this franchise. Yeah, 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:53.159 oh yeah, yeah, and she's and when this movie came out, 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:56.920 she's like still only twenty five, which is crazy insane. 0:05:57.680 --> 0:06:02.480 Oh yeah, yeah, I mean she's lived several lives. Yeah, Jamie, 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:06.760 what's your history relationship with this? I think pretty similar. 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:10.360 I remember seeing this movie at like a sleepover at 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:15.240 some point, thinking it was really funny and cool and like, 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:17.440 I don't know, I was probably like eleven, so I 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:21.040 was like, oh, I understand this sexy joke and like, 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:25.039 just everyone's just faking their way through it. Yeah, I 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:27.359 mean I think I just saw it me once, maybe twice. 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:31.680 I haven't seen it in at least fifteen years. And 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:34.760 also it was kind of fun on his watch to like, 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:37.240 when I saw this movie for the first time, I 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:40.440 didn't know who Sam rock Well was. I didn't know 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:42.799 who Tim Curry was. Like, there were all these actors 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:44.440 that are in this movie that I just was like 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:47.680 when I was ten, I was just like, Lucy News awesome. Um, 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:50.200 there's a ton of people and a ton of people 0:06:50.240 --> 0:06:51.839 made a ton of money, and at the end of 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:54.560 the day, don't we just want a bunch of random 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:57.400 people to have a lot of money. This movie also 0:06:57.440 --> 0:07:01.240 looks so expensive. There was a whole scenes that could 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:05.960 be cut that are so it was. Yeah, it's like 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:10.160 really early odds decadence for no reason. Yeah, what's your 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:13.240 history with it? I had never seen any of this 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:18.240 Charlie's Angels content. I hadn't watched the show at all. 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:22.000 Never watched these movies, not this one nor Full Throttle. 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:25.640 I have seen both of them now. Um, except for 0:07:25.680 --> 0:07:28.240 the last twenty minutes of Full Throttle, which I didn't 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:30.440 have time to finish before we started recording. With you 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:32.400 on your toes. You don't want to. You couldn't get 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:36.200 to the end of it. You're dying to not turned out. 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:38.800 As soon as we hit stop on this record, I 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:42.080 will return to it. But then as you have to run, 0:07:42.120 --> 0:07:47.320 don't walk. I yeah, I just I don't know why 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:51.320 I didn't ever see these, but I think I was like, maybe, 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:54.360 like you know, two thousand, I was a freshman in 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:57.440 high school, so I was like, I'm too cool for 0:07:58.240 --> 0:08:01.880 girl movies. I'm a guys out, you know, that wholest 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:08.360 kind of person, right, So but I gathered some information 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:11.560 and I realized a lot of it now is misinformation 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:15.000 from these movies. Like I thought I thought Bernie Mack 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:18.640 was Charlie, but he's just Bosley, but only in the 0:08:18.680 --> 0:08:21.360 second movie, like I just had. I was all, I'm 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:24.600 all mixed up, But now I've said everything straight. Wait, 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:28.600 Bill Murray isn't in the second movie, correct, because apparently 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:31.960 he had um there was animosity between him and mc 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:39.920 gee and then also apparently between him. God, yeah, I 0:08:40.000 --> 0:08:45.199 hate that sentence so much. That's brutal um. Oh, yeah, 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:46.760 we're you gonna say Lucy Lou was the other person 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:49.560 he had. I also remember hearing that and I didn't 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:51.760 I don't know. When I heard this, was like that's 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:54.040 a weird thing, but then didn't realize that I was 0:08:54.040 --> 0:08:56.480 watching the movie. Oh it's probably from this movie, because 0:08:56.520 --> 0:08:58.000 I was like, when would they have talked to each other? 0:08:58.040 --> 0:09:02.120 I just didn't know. But yeah, I guess that beef. 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:06.360 That sucks because also I've never met Actually I met 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:09.480 Lucile once, very pleasant as were at a show, So 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:11.559 why would why would she be otherwise? But I was like, 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:14.960 what does she really mean? For? In my mind, I'm like, 0:09:15.200 --> 0:09:19.760 who would ever be mad at her? Should I dive 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:24.800 into the recap? Yeah? Recap away? All right? So Charlie's 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:31.840 Angels two thousand, directed by Feminist Icon, tells the story. 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:35.680 Um okay, so there's an opening sequence so crazy that 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:37.760 I think we just need to dedicate like a full 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:40.920 hour to talk about that separately. I have a quick 0:09:40.960 --> 0:09:44.040 I know this is a feminist podcast, but I'm just 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:50.160 going to be sprinkling in some First, he directed the 0:09:50.400 --> 0:09:54.560 smash Mouth All Star music video He's Coming in Hot 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:57.880 Hey Now and then he then he directed documentaries for 0:09:57.960 --> 0:10:00.520 both Corn and Sugar Ray because there's or his must 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:06.800 be told. And then he got Charlie's age. Wow. Interesting. Yeah, 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:10.960 they're like, this is the guy. His voice clearly is 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:17.320 mal teens love him. The opening sequence, they're on a 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:21.200 plane and LLL Cool jays there and we'll talk about 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:24.480 the whole thing a little later on, but we're introduced 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:30.840 to the Angels, this trio of crime fighting private investigators. 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:36.520 They are all women. The twist twist is there women 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:39.480 this time, and they all work for this guy named 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:43.680 Charlie who they've never met. They've only ever heard his voice, 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:48.000 which is a carryover from the show as well. I 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:52.880 believe the Angels are Natalie. That's Cameron Diaz. She's really 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:58.120 good at driving and she's also a genius on Jeopardy. 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:03.480 Very unclear. Their characters are perhaps not defined very well. No, 0:11:04.200 --> 0:11:08.560 they're they're they're like they marry Sue, like scene by scene, 0:11:08.640 --> 0:11:11.120 they're like, oh, no, she's also a scientist. I'm like, oh, 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:13.880 I saw her at a cop academy. They're like, whatever, 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:20.320 she's a scientist. Then we've got Alex that's Lucy Lou. 0:11:20.480 --> 0:11:26.640 She is a horseback rider, but then they neither of 0:11:26.720 --> 0:11:30.840 which come into play at any other point, and she's 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:34.800 dating Matt LeBlanc, who also plays an actor and who 0:11:34.880 --> 0:11:38.080 has a very bad haircut that's wet all the time. 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:44.079 Another wet haired Yeah, just like guys who look like 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:50.000 they needed to be toweled off. And then Dylan Drew 0:11:50.000 --> 0:11:53.920 Barrymore's character. She's kind of like a badass rocker chick. 0:11:54.320 --> 0:11:58.200 And I guess also she's the slutty one because she 0:11:58.360 --> 0:12:02.800 has sex with Chad a k A. Tom Green future 0:12:03.280 --> 0:12:08.960 husband hard Pilled the swallow. Yes, and then maybe he's great. 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:10.800 I don't know. Oh sure, yeah, we don't know. Maybe 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:15.040 he's great. Then we also meet Bosley. That's Bill Murray's character, 0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:19.040 and he is the liaison between Charlie and the Angels. 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:23.360 They get their next assignment, which is to find Eric Knox, 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:29.080 a tech bro who was kidnapped and whose voice recognition 0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:34.320 software was stolen. His business partner, Vivian Wood, has hired 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:37.559 the Angels to find him, and as they're looking at 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:41.280 this surveillance footage of knox Is kidnapping, they spot this 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:44.680 like thin man in the reflection of a window. That's 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:47.680 his character's name the Thin Man, which is like another 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:51.920 well that's like another reference to the show. Yeah, yeah, 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:54.360 is it a shower a movie? I'm like, I'm pretending. So. 0:12:54.440 --> 0:12:58.760 Charlie's Angels was a TV series on I forget which network, 0:12:59.240 --> 0:13:03.320 some broadcast at work in the seventies into the early eighties. 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:05.320 So yes, I have not seen any of but I 0:13:05.320 --> 0:13:08.640 think it lasted like four or five seasons. That was 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:14.760 like where Fara faws it became famous, right, that was sure, people, 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:17.440 we're too young and we're going to dive into our 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:20.400 engines to be like stupid idiots on the bittle cast 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:25.240 didn't watch a show from nine six? I think that's right. 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:26.720 I'm ready. I think it was. Yeah, it was like 0:13:26.800 --> 0:13:31.640 far faucets. Yeah that was yeh would believe. Yeah. There's 0:13:31.760 --> 0:13:34.240 also a lot of remix of Charlie's Angels. I just 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:37.360 typed in Charlie's Angels into IMDb, and there's like the 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:40.520 ones coming out into eighteen, the two thousand's one, nineteen 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:46.840 seventy six TV series, two eleven, TV series three, video game, 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:51.319 something called Charlie's Angels that came out in two seventeen. 0:13:53.320 --> 0:13:57.760 I'm not sure who Charlie is I mean, this is 0:13:58.000 --> 0:14:02.440 a popular property. Everyone once to adapt it, which I 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:04.920 think is like weirdly telling in its own way to 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:08.400 just like why are we still trying with this? There 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:13.319 was fascinating about women who are hot but also good 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:18.760 at spy stuff, also just subservient to a godlike boy. 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:23.840 There's two and six TV show Grief. The Thin Man 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:31.880 is a is a famous detective movie. Oh yes, uh yeah, yeah, 0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:35.360 The Thin and the Thin Man. Um. Okay, So they 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:39.240 spot the thin Man in the reflection of a car 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:41.120 window and they so they're like, Okay, we've got to 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:43.680 figure out who this guy is. We have to find him. 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:46.960 And then they know of an enemy of Eric Knox, 0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:51.600 this guy named Corwin. That's Tim Curry's character, who owns 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:55.120 a satellite company and who at one point tried to 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:59.680 buy Knox Enterprises, but Knox refused to sell. Did any 0:14:59.720 --> 0:15:05.120 of you get like confused with the various villainous plots 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:07.840 that were like I kept I was trying really hard 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:11.320 to find I was like, this is like I didn't 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:17.920 like many like spies, like detective espionage type stories. I 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:21.240 think they're purposefully convoluted so that when I don't go 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:24.560 I just don't realize how many like plot holes there 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:27.680 are stuff like that. I was just I was getting 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:29.800 like insecure, and I was like, I'm going to get 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:33.120 there and they're going to know exactly what happened. I'm 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:37.720 not really sure what happened. Why are they at a 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:43.560 race track? Doesn't matter and they are racing. Full Throttle 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:48.280 is far more confusing. So if you think this one's bad, like, 0:15:48.720 --> 0:15:51.640 just wait till you see Full Throttle and a complidence. 0:15:51.680 --> 0:15:55.000 But I just was worried that I personally was stupid 0:15:55.120 --> 0:15:58.760 and didn't understand. No, it's it's for sure overly complicated 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:03.560 and pretty nonsense cool. Okay. So um, the Angels crash 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:08.600 Corwin's party to try to get some intel, and Luke 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:16.480 Wilson is there and he and Natalie are flirting. Sure. Um, 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:20.120 And at the party they spot the Thin Man, who 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:24.640 is played by Crispin Glover and they all chase after him, 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:29.640 and he inadvertently leads them to Eric Knox, all tied 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:32.720 up and kidnapped, who Jamie, as you pointed out, is 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:36.240 played by Sam Rockwell and all star cast is what 0:16:36.240 --> 0:16:42.000 we're sasses Sam Rockwell wild, So they rescue him, but 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:47.240 his voice recognition technology is still gone, and they realize 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:50.720 that Corwin wants this voice technology because it can turn 0:16:50.800 --> 0:16:55.040 any cell phone into a homing device, So they have 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:59.120 to get it back to protect people's privacy. I mean, 0:16:59.240 --> 0:17:01.960 isn't that what going through right now? I mean, yes, 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:06.080 they knew, they knew back into thousand that we should 0:17:06.080 --> 0:17:10.959 have listened to McGee when we had the chick. So 0:17:11.000 --> 0:17:15.320 then they plant a camera on Corwin's briefcase at the 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:17.479 race track, which is a scene that we need to 0:17:17.560 --> 0:17:20.960 have so that they can survey the inside of his 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:27.000 like corporate headquarters. And then they figure out what they 0:17:27.000 --> 0:17:31.359 need to do to infiltrate Corwin's security vault. Um, there's 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:34.840 these like two security director guys whose fingerprints and retinal 0:17:34.920 --> 0:17:37.280 scans they need. So they go and gather that stuff 0:17:37.320 --> 0:17:40.680 and they break into the vault and hack into Corwin's 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:44.520 main frame. They do have they hack and that's pretty hard, 0:17:44.600 --> 0:17:48.600 you gotta handed to him. They hack, and also Melissa 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:52.439 McCarthy's there. Melissa McCarthy is there. Yeah, this is like 0:17:52.640 --> 0:17:55.600 has to be a really early role for her, right, 0:17:55.840 --> 0:17:58.240 She's great. She calls Lucy Lou a bitch in a 0:17:58.359 --> 0:18:02.679 scene that spoiler alert does pass. The Betel test does pass. Yeah, 0:18:02.720 --> 0:18:09.560 it is full of four hornymen flanking Lucy Luke, and 0:18:09.800 --> 0:18:16.440 yet somehow it still a limited metric that's not perfect. Meanwhile, 0:18:16.800 --> 0:18:22.520 Knox and Drew Barry Moore's character Dylan, are flirting, and 0:18:22.560 --> 0:18:26.360 then Cameron Diaz is going on her date with Luke Wilson. 0:18:27.240 --> 0:18:32.600 Vivian Wood, Knox's partner, seems kind of suspicious, and then 0:18:33.200 --> 0:18:37.640 she is also seducing Bill Murray shortly because everyone has 0:18:37.680 --> 0:18:40.879 to be seducing someone. If you're a woman in this movie, 0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:44.800 you must be seductive. Yes, yeah, yeah, we'll talk all 0:18:44.840 --> 0:18:48.480 about your body is your only weapon in most scenes. 0:18:50.880 --> 0:18:55.840 And then Crispin Glovers the thin man who is Crispin Glovers? 0:18:55.920 --> 0:19:01.000 Why should I know? Um played George McFly in Back 0:19:01.000 --> 0:19:03.760 to the Future. That's probably his biggest role to date, 0:19:05.080 --> 0:19:10.240 That's how I know him. He kills Corwin, Tim Curry's character, 0:19:10.359 --> 0:19:12.800 and then other people are trying to kill the Angels, 0:19:12.960 --> 0:19:18.000 and then Vivian drugs and kidnaps Bosley because surprise, Vivian 0:19:18.200 --> 0:19:24.679 and Knox are the bad guys. Yes, yes, yep, and 0:19:24.720 --> 0:19:29.280 then the Angels figure out that Knox was using them 0:19:29.320 --> 0:19:33.120 to tap into Corwin's satellite technology so that Knox could 0:19:33.280 --> 0:19:38.120 use his voice recognition software to track down Charlie, their boss, 0:19:39.000 --> 0:19:44.520 because he thinks that Charlie killed his father, so sure 0:19:45.200 --> 0:19:47.679 that's why he's after him. This is honestly, I'm like, 0:19:47.880 --> 0:19:52.560 I'm totally gone at this point, have no idea. Okay, Now, 0:19:52.720 --> 0:19:55.800 the Angels figure out where Bosley is being held and 0:19:55.840 --> 0:19:58.360 they go after him to rescue him. So they all 0:19:58.440 --> 0:20:02.080 arrive at this place is like fortress. Knox captures Dylan 0:20:02.119 --> 0:20:05.600 and ties her up. Natalie rescues Bosley and then fights 0:20:05.680 --> 0:20:09.679 with Vivian for a bit. Um. 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Then then they wash 0:20:57.040 --> 0:21:00.000 up on the beach right in front of Charlie's house, 0:21:00.000 --> 0:21:01.480 which is right there, which is at the edge of 0:21:01.520 --> 0:21:05.480 the beach, not even deep in a forest, like, oh, 0:21:05.520 --> 0:21:10.639 he's in hiding, all right, but he's not there and 0:21:10.680 --> 0:21:13.160 they just missed him because you can only ever hear 0:21:13.240 --> 0:21:16.120 his voice, are so horny before they go into the house, 0:21:16.320 --> 0:21:20.880 like do you do you think he's gonna Their relationship 0:21:21.160 --> 0:21:24.199 drives me nuts. They're all soaking wet and they're like, 0:21:24.280 --> 0:21:30.760 do you think he's gonna? Uh? And that's pretty much 0:21:30.800 --> 0:21:32.440 the end of the movie. They're drunk on the beach 0:21:32.480 --> 0:21:35.320 after that, and then that's the end. 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Safe travels Angels, 0:24:13.840 --> 0:24:16.480 which I think really brings this very smoothly back to 0:24:16.480 --> 0:24:20.840 what we were discussing. It sure does the angels. Oh boy, 0:24:21.040 --> 0:24:23.879 can't we start with I wanted to complement this movie 0:24:23.960 --> 0:24:26.520 on exact like on on one thing that I thought 0:24:26.600 --> 0:24:29.520 was and there's the moments where you're like, but I 0:24:29.760 --> 0:24:33.560 I was kind of expecting the fight choreography in this 0:24:33.760 --> 0:24:38.040 movie to be super lame and like the way that 0:24:38.080 --> 0:24:41.359 we see female action heroes, especially like a little earlier on, 0:24:41.840 --> 0:24:44.680 are really like they're only allowed to fight other women. 0:24:45.280 --> 0:24:48.399 They don't really have weapons. They're pulling hair and kicking 0:24:48.440 --> 0:24:51.280 each other. Literally, they're vagina pressing. What is the movie 0:24:51.280 --> 0:24:54.640 where they've vagina pressed each other in the face? And you're, um, 0:24:54.680 --> 0:24:57.879 I mean there are there are dozens of movies where 0:24:57.920 --> 0:25:03.240 a woman wraps her slash vagina around usually a man's face, 0:25:03.280 --> 0:25:06.280 but exactly it could be any gender. Uh, And then 0:25:06.359 --> 0:25:09.280 like slam pussy slams them into the ground. That's what 0:25:09.359 --> 0:25:15.000 I meant when vagina press, that was nasty. I'm sorry 0:25:15.720 --> 0:25:18.560 that sounds like some merch we will need to make. 0:25:18.600 --> 0:25:21.520 The vagina press. I thought it was two pussies pressed 0:25:21.520 --> 0:25:23.560 against That's what I thought. I was like, what movie 0:25:23.640 --> 0:25:28.800 is this? We'll make a list, but but and and 0:25:28.840 --> 0:25:32.120 not in every example, but the fight choreography was way 0:25:32.160 --> 0:25:34.119 better and cooler than I thought I was going to be. 0:25:34.200 --> 0:25:36.320