WEBVTT - My Favorite NFL Player Turned Chef - Derrell Smith

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<v Speaker 1>You find Thanksgiving stressful? No, okay, what is a go ahead?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't take this offensively. Take I'm gonna take it as

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<v Speaker 1>ask me about white people Thanksgiving?

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<v Speaker 2>What is that like? Cosh?

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<v Speaker 1>If there's product in my hair, it must be Tuesday

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<v Speaker 1>Toss show time, Eddie. You guess what what? Thanksgiving? Right

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<v Speaker 1>around the corner? Hit me with the gobble gobble. You

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<v Speaker 1>went authentic? That turkey sounds good? You excited for this Thanksgiving?

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<v Speaker 3>I am excited.

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<v Speaker 2>I love Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 1>We're sharing it together. We are Oh, our families are

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<v Speaker 1>going to be together.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, be thankful. We will watch a lot of football.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna watch all nothing but football.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to Bears Lions now. Detroit has been playing

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<v Speaker 1>on Thanksgiving Day since are you ready for this? Nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>thirty four. There were only two teams back then. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who the other team was, but Detroit

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<v Speaker 1>was losing on Thanksgiving Day. That was the tradition for

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<v Speaker 1>ninety years. They've lost every single game by double digits. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>this year is going to be different. They're going to

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<v Speaker 1>destroy the Bears. They are on their way to the

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<v Speaker 1>super Bowl. Now they won't get to the super Bowl

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<v Speaker 1>this year. They'll probably lose in the first or second round. No,

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<v Speaker 1>they won't lose in the first round because they'll probably

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<v Speaker 1>have a bye.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's good. Yeah, they'll make it to Week two

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<v Speaker 2>of the playoffs and the.

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<v Speaker 1>Town will be like, yeah, that's good enough, Motor City,

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<v Speaker 1>let's build a car.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>The next game is the Giants and Cowboys. These are

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<v Speaker 1>two bottom feeders in the NFC East. They have fallen.

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<v Speaker 1>Cowboys are unwatchable at home, just unwatchable. And the Giants,

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<v Speaker 1>well they got ridish Saquon Bar for Daniel Jones, who's

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<v Speaker 1>now a third stringer. Congratulations, general manager, way to really

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<v Speaker 1>eyeball talent. Now the final game the entree of thanksgiving,

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<v Speaker 1>the reason that we slaughtered the indigenous people, the Dolphins

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<v Speaker 1>versus the Packers. There it is here, it is give thanks,

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<v Speaker 1>and ye shall be thanked upon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah I like getting thanked upon. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>The Dolphins go up to Green Bay, probably the most

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<v Speaker 1>depressing city in America past October thirty. First in the

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<v Speaker 1>overhead shots try to paint it as a cute, quaint town,

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<v Speaker 1>but it is fucking horrible. Thank goodness, it's at night,

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<v Speaker 1>so the Dolphin players won't be super depressed when they

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<v Speaker 1>see the nothingness that is the Green Bay area. Now

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<v Speaker 1>you know that team is owned by the fans, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's incredible. I just wish the fans would move

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<v Speaker 1>and then bring the team with them and we could

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<v Speaker 1>have the Monacito Packers.

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<v Speaker 2>That would be fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder how many people have to move from the

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<v Speaker 1>city of Green Bay to bring the team with them.

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<v Speaker 1>What if it's just four or five influential families. So

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, we're thinking of getting a timeshare down

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<v Speaker 1>in Baja. Could we move the Packers to San Jose

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<v Speaker 1>del Cabo. That would be delightful, right, No players are

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<v Speaker 1>going to complain about doing some sweet deep sea fishing,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and then getting to play a football game

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<v Speaker 1>against the Packers down there in San Jose del Cabo.

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<v Speaker 1>The point is I need to get the green Bay

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<v Speaker 1>Packers out of Green Bay. For a while there they

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<v Speaker 1>were like, you know, two games a year Miaukee.

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<v Speaker 2>That was always silly. Where would I want the Green

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<v Speaker 2>Bay Packers to move? I mean, does it have to

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<v Speaker 2>be near a bay?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it probably doesn't need to be near bay. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not going to Oakland, Maine, Maine. That's a good idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Bring them over to Bar Harbor. Yeah, there you go,

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<v Speaker 1>the Bar Harbor Packers.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds great. Bring them to Maine.

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<v Speaker 1>Maine is so much more fun to visit than Green Bay.

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<v Speaker 1>Now Appleton, Wisconsin, don't get me started. Love it, Oshkosh,

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<v Speaker 1>love it, Madison, Heaven on Earth, Milwaukee, I'll be honest

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<v Speaker 1>with you. I enjoy it. But green Bay, oh depressing.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing. When you're in Green Bay and you're like, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>this couldn't get any worse, realize there's a whole country

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<v Speaker 1>above you.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanksgiving it's probably, you know, one of the worst holidays.

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<v Speaker 1>But the food. What's your favorite piece of food that day, Eddie?

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<v Speaker 4>I think I like stuffing.

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<v Speaker 2>The stuffing.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, I'm in your wheelhouse. Mine is the rolls. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I just like the rule. If the roles aren't good,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm furious at the meal and they need to be plentiful.

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<v Speaker 1>I need at least four roles to get me through

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking horrible Thanksgiving meal. And you know where we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be, Eddie. We're going to be in the beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>state of Hawaii. We're gonna be in Maui. The roles

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<v Speaker 1>that I want, I want the local roles. I want

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<v Speaker 1>the kings Hawaiian. Yep, so soft those kings Hawaiian. If

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<v Speaker 1>you get the round loaf, that'll make you the best

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<v Speaker 1>French toast you've ever had.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, if you're gonna do the wishbone, you

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<v Speaker 2>break the wishbone, I do by yourself. Yep, just so

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<v Speaker 2>win either way.

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<v Speaker 1>Good point now me, I got a little strategy with wishbone.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta grab up real high. You know, you see

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<v Speaker 1>the other person pinching the bottom of it, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>like a sucker. Another thing I'm gonna say about Thanksgiving,

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<v Speaker 1>sweet potato cast role. If you put marshmallows on it,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you might as well sit at the children's table,

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<v Speaker 1>because that's fucking clown food.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody wants that. All right, let's get into the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Today's guest knows everything about football and Thanksgiving dinner. Enjoy Pasha,

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<v Speaker 1>my guest today is one of those guys who's annoyingly

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<v Speaker 1>good at everything he tries. His resume includes NFL player,

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<v Speaker 1>executive producer, cooking show host, and founder of his own company.

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<v Speaker 1>Please welcome, Chef Drell aka Uncle Rel aka Relly Crocker.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that intro. I'm gonna steal that. How are

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<v Speaker 2>you well? I'm good. How about yourself? I'm well? Thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>How many people call you Relly Crocker? A couple? They

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<v Speaker 2>only know me from Instagram? Not many? Question Darrell, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>do you believe in ghosts? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>You ever seen a ghost? I felt ghost? I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>seen him before.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you always believed in ghost or did something happen

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<v Speaker 2>you're like now? I believe.

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<v Speaker 3>I think gradually over time you hear the rumors as

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<v Speaker 3>a child, but then as you grow older, you start

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<v Speaker 3>to feeling me.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we're not alone, can't be I believe we're alone. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're originally from Philly? Yes you were jumped yep. So

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<v Speaker 1>I much like the Fresh Prince.

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<v Speaker 2>Just like the Fresh Prince.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually grew up in Overbrook, where he's from as well.

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<v Speaker 2>And I went to a school called Lamberton.

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<v Speaker 3>And one day at lunch we had this big mound

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<v Speaker 3>of snow and we had a snowball fight and I

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<v Speaker 3>hit this kid in the face with a snowball and

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<v Speaker 3>he was a part of this gang.

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<v Speaker 2>Our school was K through twelve, so he k through

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<v Speaker 2>twelve is a horrible idea.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, I agree with that, and this kid he was

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<v Speaker 3>part of this gang, hit him in the face. Couple

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<v Speaker 3>weeks later, he's like, man, we're fighting, all right, I

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<v Speaker 3>bet so. We uh. We went to this place called

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<v Speaker 3>the News Book, which was across the street from the

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<v Speaker 3>library near Lamberton, and he was there with all his

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<v Speaker 3>gang and everybody's in a circle, and me and him

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<v Speaker 3>one on one, and I whooped his ass and then

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<v Speaker 3>nobody jumped in. Nobody jumped in for a couple of minutes, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>and then they felt bad for him, I guess, and

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<v Speaker 3>they came out of everywhere. First somebody hit me in

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<v Speaker 3>the back of the head, and somebody came from this way.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody came from this way, and they stole my book

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<v Speaker 3>bag with Pokemon cards in it. How many pokemons look

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<v Speaker 3>like a binder of Pokemon cards.

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<v Speaker 2>I just looked.

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<v Speaker 1>Went to get some Pokemon cards from my kid the

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<v Speaker 1>other day, literally, and they're like, oh, we don't sell

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<v Speaker 1>small packs. We just have this big pack and it's

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<v Speaker 1>eighty dollars. So I go, I said, no, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not spending eighty dollars my kid. It's crazy. What

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<v Speaker 1>grade were you in during this jump? The seventh grade man,

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<v Speaker 1>and what grade was he? We were all in seventh grade.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, he was in seventh grade too, so the the

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<v Speaker 3>bigger gang was in eleventh grade. So the young gang

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<v Speaker 3>was seventh grade. We were all seventh graders. The big

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<v Speaker 3>gang was was eleventh grade. I remember my sister was

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<v Speaker 3>trying to jump in the fight. She had to be

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<v Speaker 3>around like six seven at that time, and my friends

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<v Speaker 3>are holding back my young sister.

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<v Speaker 2>Long story short, my parents sued.

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<v Speaker 3>So if we got money, I love those Pokemon cards,

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<v Speaker 3>hopefully at least eighty dollars for the for the Pokemon

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<v Speaker 3>cards I had.

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<v Speaker 2>Fighting has never been my thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I've always been like if in school as a child,

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<v Speaker 1>there was like there was a kid that would I

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<v Speaker 1>could tell he wanted to fight and would instigate with me,

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<v Speaker 1>and you always hear of like kind of tougher parents

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<v Speaker 1>and oh, don't back down. I had parents are like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you can back down, just don't who cares if you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to do it, just like you do, don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to get in trouble, just walk away, it's okay. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I did. I always was like, hey, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna fight. That's admirable. Well it might be I felt

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<v Speaker 1>like a pussy quite a bit. But you know, there's

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<v Speaker 1>there's worse things than worked out. And then they moved you.

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<v Speaker 2>To Delaware, Delaware. What was life like in Delaware when

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<v Speaker 2>you first move that were like, oh, this is different.

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<v Speaker 2>Delaware is different.

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<v Speaker 3>It's interesting because in Philadelphia it's very segregated. So you

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<v Speaker 3>got black community, got white community, got rich folks, non

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<v Speaker 3>rich folks, whereas in Delaware, everybody's forced to be together,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's beautiful, like it's a it's a cool place.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a lot of farmland, no taxes, so everything's cheap.

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<v Speaker 1>Gas is super cheap. I know nothing about Delaware really,

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<v Speaker 1>although I did date one girl from Delaware. She's Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my goodness, now that I think about her. Is she

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<v Speaker 1>a farmer?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>And she's from Delaware, but she has sisteric fibrosis. Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 3>that was bad. Okay, I got you anyway. I met

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<v Speaker 3>in Philly. Anyway, all right, you were a star athlete

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<v Speaker 3>in high school? Oh yeah, When did that start? When

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<v Speaker 3>did you feel.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, oh, I'm different, I'm better than the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>these kids that I'm playing with.

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<v Speaker 3>At birth, so my biological father played football at Cheney.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember as a kid.

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<v Speaker 3>We would play catch and every time I dropped the ball,

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<v Speaker 3>he make me do five push ups. And around seven

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<v Speaker 3>years old, my stepfather came into my life and he

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<v Speaker 3>put me in organized football. And once I got in

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<v Speaker 3>organized football, I wasn't scared to get hit. When you

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<v Speaker 3>play football. Once you get hit that that first time,

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<v Speaker 3>either you say I like this or I don't like this,

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<v Speaker 3>and I liked it, and so after that you just

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<v Speaker 3>keep getting better and better. And by the time I

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<v Speaker 3>got to high school, I was salivating at the mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>You're running back all through high school. Only in high school.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, growing up, I was a center, and once I

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<v Speaker 3>got to high school never carried the ball in my life.

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<v Speaker 3>My coach was like, man, we were gonna turn you

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<v Speaker 3>into a running back. And by my senior year, I

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<v Speaker 3>was the number one rank player in the state. I

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<v Speaker 3>was Gatoray Player of the Year, got a full scholarship

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<v Speaker 3>to Syracuse.

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<v Speaker 2>And that was Delaware, right, Delaware. It ain't Florida.

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<v Speaker 3>But if I would have been in Florida, I would

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<v Speaker 3>I would have got Gtoray Player of the Year too.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, did you play you played sports? No? No,

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<v Speaker 2>I could see he was a kicker or even a

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<v Speaker 2>wide receiver.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think a wide receiver that would have been

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<v Speaker 1>nicer to lead with that. No, extremely athletic, but didn't

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<v Speaker 1>play football.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're tall too. Punters are tall. Fuck hunters, dog

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<v Speaker 2>don't care? Oh, fair enough?

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<v Speaker 1>Football is not my thing. Love it, love watching it,

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<v Speaker 1>no desire to play it. You know what killed me

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<v Speaker 1>with team sports? I always liked the individual sports. I

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<v Speaker 1>hated listening to coaches give me the raw raw thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, hey, I get it, we need to have

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<v Speaker 1>more points at the end of the game.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that the objective? Coach? Got it?

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<v Speaker 1>So I never enjoyed losing because of knuckleheads.

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<v Speaker 2>Fair enough, Oh, I hated it. Were you a swimmer man?

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<v Speaker 1>I did surfing okay, Okay, I competed there a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit for a while. I liked, you know all those things.

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<v Speaker 1>I like tennis. Yeah, No, granted, I live for watching football.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's your team?

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<v Speaker 2>The Dolphins? Okay? You think two? I should have walked?

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<v Speaker 3>Hell yeah, that's not something to play with too young.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thirty six. I'm pretty sure once I get to

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<v Speaker 3>like forty five, my body or hurt even more. And

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't even play longer in the NFL right when

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<v Speaker 3>at adrenaline is flowing and you fill in vincible. When

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<v Speaker 3>you're young, it's all fine and dandy. But when the

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<v Speaker 3>ogs tell you how they feel. You see people who

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<v Speaker 3>retire from the NFL walking with canes or impression sleeves

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<v Speaker 3>on their knees or wonky and like gott.

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<v Speaker 2>To make their food blended. Its different. That's a different experience, man,

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta listen.

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<v Speaker 1>Syracuse is it considered prestigious amongst safety schools?

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<v Speaker 2>Amongst safety schools? What does that mean? It's throwing shade.

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<v Speaker 3>I would say, now that I live in LA, I

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<v Speaker 3>would say Syracuse is the USC of the East, like

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<v Speaker 3>a private school in the middle of the ghetto. But

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<v Speaker 3>the only difference is our students don't stay in Syracuse,

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<v Speaker 3>whereas USC students probably stay in LA.

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<v Speaker 2>Our students just go back to New York City.

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<v Speaker 3>But in terms of prestigiousness, Syracuse is our network is ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>Now did you know Pete Relia You were a freshman

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<v Speaker 1>at Syracuse when he was a senior he works on

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<v Speaker 1>this show. No really, no, I didn't know him. Oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>he was a big man on campus.

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<v Speaker 2>So I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, what was it like being a star

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<v Speaker 1>athlete at a Division I school. Were you just swimming

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<v Speaker 1>in women?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Did you cook a lot in your kitchen on

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<v Speaker 2>South Campus? Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>I would actually cook for my teammates. I remember one

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<v Speaker 3>time we cooked for some lady friends that came over.

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<v Speaker 3>I never fried chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a mess. It's a mess.

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<v Speaker 3>But if you put the heat too high, it'll give

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<v Speaker 3>the illusion that it's done.

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<v Speaker 2>When it's not. Oh no, So this kick this chicken

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<v Speaker 2>I fried.

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<v Speaker 3>It came out perfect golden brown, and when they went

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<v Speaker 3>to bite into.

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<v Speaker 2>It, everybody got salmonilla. Possibly. Do you ever ship yourself

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<v Speaker 2>as an adult?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>As an adult, I've never shipped myself.

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<v Speaker 3>But I remember when I was in school one time

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<v Speaker 3>I went to wipe and a little gut on my finger,

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<v Speaker 3>and uh, and it got on my shirt and I

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<v Speaker 3>had to go back to class.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, and I had to like take on my

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<v Speaker 2>shirt and like wash it, put it under the dry.

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<v Speaker 2>It's no good. That's no good at all. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>how old was this. I was probably about like twenty one,

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<v Speaker 2>twenty two.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh geez, okay, all right, it's embarrassing. You made

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<v Speaker 1>it to the NFL. By the way, your first year

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't get drafted, but you made it to a

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<v Speaker 1>team and you were the Bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, practice squad. What's the practice squad make? Not much?

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<v Speaker 3>They make probably make like nine thousand every two weeks

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<v Speaker 3>back then.

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<v Speaker 1>Is actually a good money. It's great money, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>not life changing. You never have to work again. Money

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<v Speaker 1>obviously nine thousand for two is that just during the season.

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<v Speaker 2>During the season. You don't get paid in the off season. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>But I went to school in off season, so I

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<v Speaker 3>was I was okay, and then I went back to Syracuse,

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<v Speaker 3>finished up my masters during the off seasons, and then

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<v Speaker 3>I would just fly back to By my second year,

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<v Speaker 3>I was with Houston, So I flew back to Houston,

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<v Speaker 3>played on the team, and then off season would just

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<v Speaker 3>go back to school finish up. What was your playing

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<v Speaker 3>weight with the Bucks. I was in a four to three,

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<v Speaker 3>so I was about two thirty. The linebackers are super

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<v Speaker 3>small there. And wait and your way today two forty

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<v Speaker 3>less muscle. You want to not have that cane at fifty. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>I ride a bike now, so I ride a bike

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<v Speaker 3>a lot. I had two knee surgeries in college.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>The way I ended my career is in practice, I

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<v Speaker 3>uh compressed one of my vertebrates. Put my neck down

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<v Speaker 3>when I hit somebody and uh compressed a vertebrae. So

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<v Speaker 3>that still is painful. But like this morning, I did

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<v Speaker 3>some yoga.

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<v Speaker 1>If I could right now snap my fingers and get

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<v Speaker 1>you to the weight that you wanted to be, what

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<v Speaker 1>would it be this one? I look good, Well, you

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<v Speaker 1>look good, but to forty is still a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>weight to carry around. Yeah, on the knees, especially new knees.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm big bone, So that's not a thing. If you

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<v Speaker 1>see my lady, her bones are like this big, like her.

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<v Speaker 2>Arms like you can look at her.

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<v Speaker 1>I just showed you your skeleton. I'm gonna let you

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<v Speaker 1>know it's not different.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it the same? Yes, it's the same. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>believe that I would have to see what I have

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<v Speaker 2>to see this.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel my bone. That's a boone. That's a big

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<v Speaker 3>ass arm. But that bone is in there. I know

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<v Speaker 3>it's big. You're telling me you're bone the same size

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<v Speaker 3>as my bones?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably, really, am I wrong? I'm looking at science. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not it's not that different. I'm seeing. Big bone is

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<v Speaker 2>a thing. Big bone is a thing, says, it's not

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<v Speaker 2>a medical term, but it's it's just a thing. People

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<v Speaker 2>have bigger bones.

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<v Speaker 3>Some people have big okay, but is it like drastically bigger.

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<v Speaker 3>But you see my lady in me, my bones are

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<v Speaker 3>much bigger.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well that's male female. Maybe it's I'm maybe male

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<v Speaker 1>to man. Maybe how brutal is the NFL? Describe what

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<v Speaker 1>it feels like when you're just going against another top athlete,

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<v Speaker 1>just collisions.

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<v Speaker 2>What does that feel like?

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<v Speaker 3>NFL is brutal, but everybody there is prepared for that.

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<v Speaker 3>The NFL is the best professionals in the world, and

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<v Speaker 3>so a hit, it's a hit, but it's a perfect

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<v Speaker 3>form hit, and everybody practice is perfect form. They practice

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<v Speaker 3>coming in, being in the right position, and so it's

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<v Speaker 3>not necessarily painful. Yes, yes it is painful because it

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<v Speaker 3>just by nature, a hit is painful. But as a professional,

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<v Speaker 3>you know how to do it right the right way.

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<v Speaker 3>You know how to take a hit the right way,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's not as bad as it sometimes looks or seems.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just the fact that everybody is so good and

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<v Speaker 3>so big. The injuries happen like those things will just

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<v Speaker 3>happen because that's the nature.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the game.

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<v Speaker 3>But most of the time you practice the right form,

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<v Speaker 3>right things, so it's not as bad.

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<v Speaker 2>As it seems.

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<v Speaker 1>That seems scary, man, it seems fast, very fast.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you still quick? Oh yeah, I'm an athlete at heart.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you feel like if you get out

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<v Speaker 1>there right now, you feel like you would be good

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<v Speaker 1>for a game.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, no, no, not even one play because

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<v Speaker 3>those are those are elite athletes. I'm not an alst athlete,

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<v Speaker 3>but I'll say this, if you and me were to race,

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<v Speaker 3>there is the athlete in me would make sure that

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<v Speaker 3>unless you super fast, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty quick, you are. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I raised the fastest uh uh Paralympia and with no legs.

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<v Speaker 2>I smoked him nice.

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<v Speaker 1>But I raised him with his blades in the sand,

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<v Speaker 1>so he didn't stand it.

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<v Speaker 2>He thought he could we That's that's a strategy, man. Listen.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't pick. I did pick the place.

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<v Speaker 1>My mother, her whole life, she's always told me she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I could be a running back. She's like, I just

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<v Speaker 1>have the ability to get out of the way to

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<v Speaker 1>this this. This woman's like eighty years old, and she's

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<v Speaker 1>like I could. I can still, I know I could

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<v Speaker 1>do it. I'll tell you this.

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<v Speaker 3>If I was a linebacker and I saw your mom,

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<v Speaker 3>I would light up, light her up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, something old. Go through that again, killer,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe tear my mom's ass up, Jared Man.

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<v Speaker 1>When your career ends in the NFL and you're not

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<v Speaker 1>a star player, how do they take care of role

0:20:09.000 --> 0:20:12.000
<v Speaker 1>players or people that have small role on the team

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<v Speaker 1>post the NFL?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it nothing? That is like? All right?

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, NFL Players Union does a good job because

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<v Speaker 3>anybody who makes it to the NFL, that's not that's

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<v Speaker 3>hard to do.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not easy.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care if you're practice squad or whatever level

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<v Speaker 3>you're at. NFLPA does a good job of protecting anybody

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<v Speaker 3>who makes it to the NFL. So, now, for instance,

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<v Speaker 3>I get fifty percent off Cohon shoes because I'm a

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<v Speaker 3>part of the NFL.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, right, how's it comfortable? That's a very comfortable shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, So like things like that, you you still get discounts.

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<v Speaker 3>They still they're like insurance plans that you can get

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<v Speaker 3>through the NFLPA. And so I'll say that the NFLPA,

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<v Speaker 3>they do a really good job of taking care of

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<v Speaker 3>everybody who makes it to the NFL. NFL, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>Like that's a different into and once you're out of

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<v Speaker 3>the league.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think that's their problem. An Do you like

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<v Speaker 2>football now?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I like watching college football more than NFL.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll actually be in Syracuse this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I like being on the sideline. The energy of a

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<v Speaker 3>stadium is like none other, and that Syracuse is cool

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<v Speaker 3>because we have probably one of the loudest stadiums in

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<v Speaker 3>the country. We have a dome, and being on the

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<v Speaker 3>sideline of a game. I still love it, still love it.

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<v Speaker 2>So who's your favorite pro team? Els? Die Hard? Diehard ego?

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<v Speaker 2>So's Eddie? Oh oh yeah? Sing it Eddie?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey g Sly Eagles singing weird ego story?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? You know, I always liked Barry Sanders.

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<v Speaker 1>When he was interviewed when I was a kid, They're like,

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<v Speaker 1>do you ever watch football? He's like nope, And he's

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<v Speaker 1>like you ever seen the Super Bowl? He's like nope.

0:21:47.160 --> 0:21:50.680
<v Speaker 1>He wasn't into football. Some people like that, but he

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<v Speaker 1>made it to the top of the profession and was like, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm great at this. It's given me a wonderful life,

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<v Speaker 1>and I respect that. But I mean it. The two

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to go hand in hand. You don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to love what you're great at.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's wild.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a chef now and I love food. I love

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<v Speaker 3>to cook food, but I don't eat out a lot

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<v Speaker 3>like I don't. I don't necessarily go to a bunch

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<v Speaker 3>of restaurants. I appreciate really good food.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you can make good food, so whun.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's that's the same as going on because I

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<v Speaker 3>can't make good food. But that's the same as Barry

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<v Speaker 3>Sanders like he of course he could. He could make

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<v Speaker 3>good plays, but he doesn't necessarily watch good plays. Is

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<v Speaker 3>more so to him, I would say in relation to it,

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<v Speaker 3>food for me is a feeling. It's not something where

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<v Speaker 3>it's an obsession. Like I'm not obsessed with it, but

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<v Speaker 3>I'm good at it. It's kind of spews out of

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<v Speaker 3>me the same way Barry Sanders played football. It's kind

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<v Speaker 3>of the same way that I kind of do food now,

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<v Speaker 3>And so I could, I can. I can appreciate his

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<v Speaker 3>stance on not watching the game but still being great

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<v Speaker 3>at it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean to make it at the top and then

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<v Speaker 1>walk away. I think I think you did pretty good. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>hell yeah. Talk to me about after you finished football.

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<v Speaker 1>You had finished getting your masters at Syracuse, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you went to work for a bunch of agencies throughout

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<v Speaker 1>the YEP.

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<v Speaker 3>So I worked in advertising. I have a master's degree

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<v Speaker 3>in advertising. After college, went to Boulder, Colorado, worked as

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<v Speaker 3>an intern in production, and then I moved to New

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<v Speaker 3>York City.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk about the women in Boulder, Colorado. Harry, Oh, but kind,

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<v Speaker 1>Harry kind.

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<v Speaker 2>But in shoelass. Yeah. How did you get into meatballs?

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<v Speaker 3>One day after class, I made a really good recipe

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<v Speaker 3>when I'm out of the air, had everything in the fridge.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember making it and calling my best friend like, yo,

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<v Speaker 3>come over, we got a winner, man and uh and

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<v Speaker 3>but at the time I had an Italian girlfriend. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>One time her me Ma made meatballs for New Year's

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<v Speaker 3>which was like a special time, Like she never made meatballs.

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<v Speaker 3>She would only make them for like special occasions. And

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<v Speaker 3>they were like yo, me my main beatballs. And everybody

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<v Speaker 3>was like super hype about it. And I remember eating

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<v Speaker 3>this meatball and I was like, I didn't know meat

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<v Speaker 3>balls could taste this way.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I mind, we're good When I tried it. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>The sauce was really the driver.

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<v Speaker 3>But when I tasted that meatball, I knew the potential

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<v Speaker 3>of a meatball. And after that, I just like I

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<v Speaker 3>became obsessed with meatballs. And over time I practiced it

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<v Speaker 3>so much and I got so good at it that

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<v Speaker 3>I would just I would bring it into my goal

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<v Speaker 3>work because I.

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<v Speaker 2>Knew it was good. Where were you working at the time.

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<v Speaker 3>I was in New York City at an agency called

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<v Speaker 3>three sixty. I and my boss there was a competition

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<v Speaker 3>coming up, meatball competition coming up, and she was like, Yo,

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<v Speaker 3>these meatballs you bringing, you should enter them in this competition.

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<v Speaker 2>And I did.

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<v Speaker 3>I won, and I started the company and also bought.

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<v Speaker 2>You a little gift.

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<v Speaker 3>We started the Maize Balls based on the it's for

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<v Speaker 3>the fridge as Grandma.

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<v Speaker 2>That's you, that's your grandma. That is is based on

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<v Speaker 2>women in my family. Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>The idea is that whenever you eat my food, it

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<v Speaker 3>makes you feel as though Grandma made it.

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<v Speaker 2>Maaze balls and matches the colors.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be honest with you. I don't, I can't. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have a fridge. It's clauded in the wood, the same.

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<v Speaker 2>As the cabinets. That's cool. Yeah, that's nice. I believe it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's cool. Thank you very much, very welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>N No one in here ever brings anything in other

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<v Speaker 1>than a receipt to be like reimbursed.

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<v Speaker 2>That's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>So how did you transition from making these people enjoy

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<v Speaker 1>it winning a or was winning the contest where you're like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I can make this my full time job being a chef.

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<v Speaker 3>Not necessarily when I'm When I won the competition, I

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<v Speaker 3>still had a job, right, but I knew that if

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<v Speaker 3>these people liked it, all we need is more people

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<v Speaker 3>to taste it, and more people would like it.

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<v Speaker 1>You did a pop up while you were still working,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're pumping out thousands.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So I worked at UH.

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<v Speaker 3>I worked in advertising, but then on the weekends there

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<v Speaker 3>was something called Smorgensberg.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you heard heard of it?

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<v Speaker 3>So Smorgasburg la versus Morgasburg Brooklyn two totally different experiences.

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<v Speaker 2>At that time, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Would say it was probably harder to get into Smortgagsburg

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<v Speaker 3>than it was to get into Harvard. Like, this thing

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<v Speaker 3>was very competitive, ten thousand people per day, every single weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>And meanwhile, when I started making metballs, I'd only made meatballs,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe like ten people here we are like making meatballs

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<v Speaker 3>for thousands of people every weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>How many people did you have to help you? Two?

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<v Speaker 3>I had my girlfriend at the time, and then my

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<v Speaker 3>sister would come up from Delaware and help me roll meatballs.

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<v Speaker 2>And I had four roommates.

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<v Speaker 1>Always had your back, always had my back since six

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<v Speaker 1>years old, trying to jump and scrap back man.

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<v Speaker 2>Shout out to my sister deschante. Did you have the

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<v Speaker 2>oven space for this? No? But you, I mean, if

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<v Speaker 2>you really want something, you make it work. No, I

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<v Speaker 2>just now.

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<v Speaker 1>I always just appreciate people with that type of drive. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I guess I had drive at some point

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<v Speaker 1>in my life. I just don't remember.

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<v Speaker 2>I grew up watching Tosh point zero. I remember that

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<v Speaker 2>show right.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, Like, as an artist, whatever your form of art

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<v Speaker 3>is or whatever your form of expression is, you figure

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<v Speaker 3>out ways just like to do it. I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>if before times point out, I don't know if you're

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<v Speaker 3>getting like.

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<v Speaker 2>Big ass checks, but it was probably days.

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<v Speaker 4>Where you were like poor or like damn, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna pay rent, but fuck it, I'm still gonna

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<v Speaker 4>put out this piece of art because people want it,

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<v Speaker 4>and it's a form of expression that I have to

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<v Speaker 4>get out.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't explain why I have to get it out,

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<v Speaker 3>but I have to get it out. And for me,

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<v Speaker 3>I feel as though meat balls was that thing. It

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<v Speaker 3>sounds crazy, but I knew I was really good at it,

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<v Speaker 3>and I knew from this competition I was the best

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<v Speaker 3>at it, at least in my region.

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<v Speaker 2>And so I did what I had to do.

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<v Speaker 3>And now I could look back at it and say,

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<v Speaker 3>like that was crazy. I would never do it again now,

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<v Speaker 3>But in the moment when you have to do something,

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<v Speaker 3>that was what it was. I had to get my

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<v Speaker 3>food out to the masses, and we did some crazy

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<v Speaker 3>shit to get to it, but I did it.

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<v Speaker 2>You ever had IKEA's meat palls a tasty? Are they good?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be honest.

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<v Speaker 1>I know about them just because of pop culture, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I've ever had IKEA's meatballs.

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<v Speaker 3>They're good with the with the mashed potatoes, gravy, and

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's Lindenberry that is delicious, and.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like a dollar for like twenty. They're tasty. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>what are they doing over there?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Se are your meatballs in stores?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Not yet. Okay. Is that a plan potentially in the future,

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<v Speaker 2>would you'd be okay with that?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're not? Like, no, I don't. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>do it this whatever version smaller?

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<v Speaker 2>No you?

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<v Speaker 1>So, how'd you land a cooking show on Taste Made Again?

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<v Speaker 1>Your career is fascinating?

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<v Speaker 3>After Meatballs Smorgasberg, I was let go from that job,

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<v Speaker 3>so they made it easy to do a full time

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<v Speaker 3>That was April twenty seventeen and bed Back Beyond in

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<v Speaker 3>Subseid Park because they had opened up a studio kitchen,

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<v Speaker 3>first of his kind in America, and their resident chef

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<v Speaker 3>had retired before that. They had me come into a

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<v Speaker 3>demonstration to demo the meatballs. They liked it, like my personality,

0:28:57.360 --> 0:28:59.080
<v Speaker 3>and so they brought me back to take over his

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<v Speaker 3>job as resident chef at Bed bath Beyond Sunset Park.

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<v Speaker 2>This is not like, not every bed Bathroom Beyond has this.

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<v Speaker 2>There's only one. Only one. Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>There's like a full working kitchen. You can come in

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<v Speaker 1>and just see somebody and they're filming this.

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<v Speaker 3>They have cameras, whole whole audience, live audience, and I

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<v Speaker 3>would cook the food and they would film it, and

0:29:17.880 --> 0:29:20.240
<v Speaker 3>I owned the content. A friend of mine who was

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<v Speaker 3>at Taste Made saw it, passed it on to their team.

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<v Speaker 3>They reached out to me, came out here, did some

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<v Speaker 3>content with them, and then over the years we just

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<v Speaker 3>kept building a relationship. Twenty twenty hit everything shut down.

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<v Speaker 3>By this time, A Maze Balls, which is the company

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<v Speaker 3>we were in Smorgensburg again got back into Smorgasburg. We

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<v Speaker 3>had a licensing deal with Levery Restaurants at Barclay Center,

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<v Speaker 3>and we were also doing corporate catering at offices around

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<v Speaker 3>the city.

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<v Speaker 2>And so I was like, move to La Why not.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to get out of Brooklyn's tight here it's

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<v Speaker 3>everybody everything shut down. When I moved to La, I

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<v Speaker 3>had to shoot with Taste Made During lunch. They were like, yo,

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<v Speaker 3>we went off your TV show. I was like, all right, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I like that, and so we came up with the

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<v Speaker 3>show Shout It a few months later, and then season

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<v Speaker 3>two came, Season three came.

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<v Speaker 1>We just how about the producers where they understand what

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<v Speaker 1>they were doing with you? You would go off the rails

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<v Speaker 1>and absolutely and they couldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>They didn't really know how to capture that gold.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that there kind of I would say, it's like

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<v Speaker 3>show that I have kind of like this, like you're prepared, right,

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<v Speaker 3>you have notes, but along the way you just kind

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<v Speaker 3>of like riffed off and you.

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<v Speaker 1>Threestyle talking about fucking getting shit on our fingers exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>But with the show, it's the same thing, like they

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<v Speaker 3>give you kind of a guardrail, but then once you

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<v Speaker 3>get into the moment, like a different character comes out.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what it is like any anybody who

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<v Speaker 2>goes on film.

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<v Speaker 3>Like whatever, your your caricature, like the big personality, big whatever,

0:30:47.520 --> 0:30:49.800
<v Speaker 3>that's what comes out on camera. And I really can't

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<v Speaker 3>control it. And so we would just be in the

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<v Speaker 3>film room and whatever came to mind, I'll just say

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<v Speaker 3>it and sometimes they keep it, sometimes they take it out.

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<v Speaker 2>But did you have to fight for stuff? Oh? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>By my second season, I got an executive producer credit,

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<v Speaker 3>so I was able to kind of come in and

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<v Speaker 3>be like, no, let's keep that.

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<v Speaker 1>Your catchphrases were unlike anything I've ever heard on a

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<v Speaker 1>cooking program yet included my god, I'm gonna tear your

0:31:12.440 --> 0:31:12.920
<v Speaker 1>ass up.

0:31:13.520 --> 0:31:18.800
<v Speaker 2>And that's the stuff. That's it, man. You can't have

0:31:18.880 --> 0:31:22.120
<v Speaker 2>a catch phrase I'm gonna tear your ass up. Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Stinctual too. I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>Most of the time you eat, you want to say it,

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<v Speaker 3>but you never hear people on TV say those.

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<v Speaker 2>Most of the time you see a cooking show. Hi, y'all,

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<v Speaker 2>we're here to make some cone brit.

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<v Speaker 3>But in my TV show, like, I'd rather just give

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<v Speaker 3>you my real personality versus giving you the standard cooking

0:31:41.040 --> 0:31:41.880
<v Speaker 3>show template.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell it how it is you find Thanksgiving stressful? No?

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<v Speaker 2>You cook sometimes? Have I got a special way you

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<v Speaker 2>do the turkey?

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<v Speaker 3>Or no, I'll Brian my turkeys, and then I do

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<v Speaker 3>low and slow, and then the final hour, I'll put

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<v Speaker 3>a little salt on the crust, on the skin, crisp

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<v Speaker 3>it up, turn up the heat, and then.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on nice and brown. I don't do any of

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<v Speaker 2>it crispy. That sounds good, Yeah, that sounds good.

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<v Speaker 1>I like a traditional Thanksgiving meal, but I have no

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<v Speaker 1>desire to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>What is a go ahead? Don't take this offensively.

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<v Speaker 1>Take I'm gonna take it as ask me about white

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<v Speaker 1>people Thanksgiving?

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<v Speaker 2>What is that like.

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<v Speaker 4>It?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have like canny yams? Or is it pumpkin?

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<v Speaker 1>I fucking hate pumpkin almost of any kind. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even like pumpkin. Pie is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>Same.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I all the you know, the green bean cast roll,

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<v Speaker 1>the fried onions on top of the cream of mushroom

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<v Speaker 1>soup inside it, the mashed potatoes and gravy, the yams,

0:32:41.440 --> 0:32:43.719
<v Speaker 1>all of that stuff. The sweet potatoes. We'll do all that.

0:32:43.880 --> 0:32:46.080
<v Speaker 1>Get a little individual crock pot of the sweet potatoes.

0:32:46.080 --> 0:32:48.760
<v Speaker 1>I like that if the chef is whipping something like

0:32:48.800 --> 0:32:49.120
<v Speaker 1>that up.

0:32:49.200 --> 0:32:51.720
<v Speaker 3>What about music? Do you play like certain? Do you

0:32:51.760 --> 0:32:55.520
<v Speaker 3>have like a playlist for for Thanksgiving? No, not a playlist,

0:32:55.560 --> 0:32:57.880
<v Speaker 3>but I like to have some music on it all times.

0:32:57.920 --> 0:33:01.280
<v Speaker 3>And then I'll out of respect for the family, I

0:33:01.320 --> 0:33:02.440
<v Speaker 3>will mute the football.

0:33:03.280 --> 0:33:06.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Same when we eat, my mom makes us mute.

0:33:06.400 --> 0:33:09.200
<v Speaker 3>The football, which is but luckily, like where we sit,

0:33:09.320 --> 0:33:10.560
<v Speaker 3>you can kind of still see the game.

0:33:11.200 --> 0:33:14.840
<v Speaker 2>But uh yeah, that's that's same, Miles. We mute the football. Now,

0:33:15.000 --> 0:33:17.640
<v Speaker 2>look at that. We're not that different. Look at that.

0:33:18.560 --> 0:33:20.960
<v Speaker 2>And no pumpkin, that was a surprise. I'm not going

0:33:20.960 --> 0:33:23.360
<v Speaker 2>to live. But I'm sure a lot of people love

0:33:23.400 --> 0:33:27.960
<v Speaker 2>the pumpkin. Yeah, I don't like pumpkin half and half.

0:33:28.280 --> 0:33:31.920
<v Speaker 1>Speaking of your grandmother before, what what did she cook

0:33:32.400 --> 0:33:33.280
<v Speaker 1>that you would miss?

0:33:33.880 --> 0:33:34.000
<v Speaker 2>So?

0:33:34.040 --> 0:33:37.280
<v Speaker 3>My my grandma was from the South so grits, grits.

0:33:37.320 --> 0:33:39.560
<v Speaker 3>She cooked a lot of grits. Since that's my it's

0:33:39.600 --> 0:33:41.480
<v Speaker 3>kind of like my default. I could eat grits with anything.

0:33:41.480 --> 0:33:45.320
<v Speaker 3>I'll put meatballs on grits, oh yeah, or approve.

0:33:45.040 --> 0:33:46.760
<v Speaker 2>Of that, Yeah, grits, catfish.

0:33:47.080 --> 0:33:49.360
<v Speaker 3>My mom actually makes the best mac and cheese I've

0:33:49.400 --> 0:33:53.120
<v Speaker 3>ever had, so like Southern style food for big bone people.

0:33:53.200 --> 0:33:55.520
<v Speaker 1>Everyone says that they have like the best mac and

0:33:55.600 --> 0:33:57.400
<v Speaker 1>cheese thing, And then I tasted in my gap, right,

0:33:57.440 --> 0:33:57.880
<v Speaker 1>it's good.

0:33:58.080 --> 0:34:00.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how it's not that different. It's not.

0:34:00.760 --> 0:34:03.360
<v Speaker 3>But I think it's just nostalgia. Okay, I would say

0:34:03.640 --> 0:34:05.280
<v Speaker 3>the thing. Once it feels like oh yeah, once it

0:34:05.320 --> 0:34:07.600
<v Speaker 3>feels like home. There's a there's a frequency that comes

0:34:07.600 --> 0:34:09.560
<v Speaker 3>through the food when you taste and like, yep, that's it.

0:34:10.400 --> 0:34:13.160
<v Speaker 2>You ever had a Chitlin? Have I had Chetling's Eddie? Don't?

0:34:13.239 --> 0:34:15.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't think you have. I don't think I have. Yeah,

0:34:15.239 --> 0:34:18.399
<v Speaker 2>I've only had him once, but uh, don't eat those

0:34:20.680 --> 0:34:23.640
<v Speaker 2>talk about these crazy parties that he used to cater.

0:34:23.880 --> 0:34:26.759
<v Speaker 3>I remember this one party I did at the Chelsea Hotel.

0:34:27.000 --> 0:34:30.160
<v Speaker 3>It was my doctor at the time. He was my chiropractor.

0:34:30.360 --> 0:34:33.600
<v Speaker 3>Him and his partner would do these underground weed and

0:34:33.680 --> 0:34:36.400
<v Speaker 3>burlesque parties, and so he invited me to it, and

0:34:36.440 --> 0:34:37.799
<v Speaker 3>he was like, oh, we would like to be to

0:34:37.800 --> 0:34:40.440
<v Speaker 3>cater it. And they tell me the location of a

0:34:40.520 --> 0:34:43.200
<v Speaker 3>day of and so I pull up to the hotel

0:34:43.600 --> 0:34:46.000
<v Speaker 3>and I have this. Uh my sous chef was like

0:34:46.040 --> 0:34:49.520
<v Speaker 3>the super Christian lady, like old school Christian lady, guarantee

0:34:49.560 --> 0:34:51.520
<v Speaker 3>she'd never seen anything like this. So we go into

0:34:51.600 --> 0:34:55.239
<v Speaker 3>the party and we're next door to the dressing room

0:34:55.280 --> 0:34:57.080
<v Speaker 3>and we set up our table and I'm serving the

0:34:57.120 --> 0:35:00.920
<v Speaker 3>food and people walking in. Everybody's mad skin like suits

0:35:00.920 --> 0:35:03.920
<v Speaker 3>and shit like that, and uh, it's a sex party.

0:35:04.200 --> 0:35:05.359
<v Speaker 2>And it wasn't a sex party.

0:35:05.360 --> 0:35:07.319
<v Speaker 3>It was a bird less party, but we weren't in

0:35:07.360 --> 0:35:08.480
<v Speaker 3>the main room, so we don't know.

0:35:08.480 --> 0:35:10.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It's just people coming in.

0:35:10.440 --> 0:35:13.320
<v Speaker 3>They're masked up, and uh, we're serving the food that

0:35:13.480 --> 0:35:16.440
<v Speaker 3>all of a sudden, everybody goes in there and they

0:35:16.480 --> 0:35:19.400
<v Speaker 3>take their seat, and out of this room comes like

0:35:19.920 --> 0:35:22.400
<v Speaker 3>this woman dressed as a clown with like a bousier,

0:35:22.560 --> 0:35:25.600
<v Speaker 3>like super tight and like a thong on high heels,

0:35:25.719 --> 0:35:27.719
<v Speaker 3>dressed like a clown, just like walking in the room

0:35:28.200 --> 0:35:31.080
<v Speaker 3>behind her is another woman runs out the room with

0:35:31.120 --> 0:35:33.600
<v Speaker 3>like tassels on her nipples and like runs into this

0:35:33.760 --> 0:35:36.880
<v Speaker 3>room and does her dance thing. And then you see

0:35:38.160 --> 0:35:40.479
<v Speaker 3>like these two guys come out just fully in leather,

0:35:40.600 --> 0:35:43.600
<v Speaker 3>like red leather and high heels, and ones walking like

0:35:43.600 --> 0:35:46.040
<v Speaker 3>a dog and the other ones just like behind them,

0:35:46.040 --> 0:35:49.120
<v Speaker 3>like hitting them with his whip. And I'm serving food

0:35:49.200 --> 0:35:54.040
<v Speaker 3>right next to this white people, all of them, And

0:35:54.200 --> 0:35:57.400
<v Speaker 3>I was like, man, this is some crazy shit. And uh,

0:35:57.920 --> 0:36:00.440
<v Speaker 3>and I'll guarantee that woman next to me was like,

0:36:00.840 --> 0:36:03.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm never doing this again because I hit her up again.

0:36:03.080 --> 0:36:04.800
<v Speaker 2>After that she was like, no, I'm busy, man. And

0:36:04.920 --> 0:36:05.760
<v Speaker 2>I was like, damn.

0:36:05.880 --> 0:36:09.520
<v Speaker 3>Did they enjoy the food? They love the food absolutely, Yeah, yep,

0:36:10.000 --> 0:36:12.319
<v Speaker 3>love the food. That's the cool thing about food. Like

0:36:12.360 --> 0:36:14.960
<v Speaker 3>once before I got into it, you wouldn't know these

0:36:15.040 --> 0:36:17.879
<v Speaker 3>little worlds exists. But at the end of the day,

0:36:17.880 --> 0:36:20.360
<v Speaker 3>everybody got to eat, and uh, it's cool to be

0:36:20.400 --> 0:36:20.879
<v Speaker 3>able to.

0:36:20.840 --> 0:36:24.399
<v Speaker 1>Serve even the guy walking my guy again with in fact, man,

0:36:24.480 --> 0:36:26.320
<v Speaker 1>guy's gotta set up and eat at some point.

0:36:26.440 --> 0:36:28.239
<v Speaker 2>You gotta you gotta keep this little fucking apple.

0:36:28.560 --> 0:36:33.520
<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, man, did you do any new catchphrases while

0:36:33.520 --> 0:36:33.919
<v Speaker 1>you were there?

0:36:34.040 --> 0:36:36.080
<v Speaker 2>I didn't say tear that ass up. I'll tell you that.

0:36:37.320 --> 0:36:39.680
<v Speaker 1>Everybody's on the show, I try to bring them stuff.

0:36:40.480 --> 0:36:42.960
<v Speaker 1>I just give you stuff that's laying around my house.

0:36:43.360 --> 0:36:44.280
<v Speaker 1>It's never exciting.

0:36:44.680 --> 0:36:46.960
<v Speaker 2>See what I got for you. First thing I got

0:36:47.000 --> 0:36:47.440
<v Speaker 2>for you.

0:36:47.560 --> 0:36:51.359
<v Speaker 1>We never used this this. It's this fancy spice rack.

0:36:51.920 --> 0:36:53.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you've heard of March pantry, but

0:36:53.520 --> 0:36:55.640
<v Speaker 1>if you look it up, it's hundreds of bucks.

0:36:55.840 --> 0:36:58.399
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, have this. Yeah, it's George shout out to you.

0:36:59.760 --> 0:37:01.680
<v Speaker 2>This heavy ass. Uh stand?

0:37:01.760 --> 0:37:03.880
<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, yeah, we don't scratched my beautiful table. I

0:37:03.920 --> 0:37:05.759
<v Speaker 1>just got this table enough. Yeah, put that on floor.

0:37:05.920 --> 0:37:08.680
<v Speaker 1>You can put that on floor. You have a you

0:37:08.680 --> 0:37:11.480
<v Speaker 1>have a funk with chili? Hell yeah, okay, then this

0:37:11.520 --> 0:37:13.520
<v Speaker 1>week I gotta get you this right here, Malibou chili

0:37:13.560 --> 0:37:16.640
<v Speaker 1>cook off. My man, you now won a chili competition too.

0:37:16.840 --> 0:37:21.360
<v Speaker 1>Next next year, it's in September. Okay, you're entering boom boom,

0:37:21.640 --> 0:37:25.520
<v Speaker 1>you do this. No, I bet my my friend Mona,

0:37:25.880 --> 0:37:27.440
<v Speaker 1>shout out Mona, She'll get you.

0:37:27.680 --> 0:37:29.160
<v Speaker 2>Make sure you're in all right. Look at that.

0:37:29.200 --> 0:37:31.440
<v Speaker 1>You got to tighten it up. My head is bigger. Yeah,

0:37:31.520 --> 0:37:33.600
<v Speaker 1>you hit this only get hit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it

0:37:33.640 --> 0:37:34.000
<v Speaker 1>is big.

0:37:37.080 --> 0:37:38.000
<v Speaker 2>That looks good. It's good.

0:37:38.000 --> 0:37:41.440
<v Speaker 1>All right, that looks good. You interviewed. I saw, uh

0:37:41.600 --> 0:37:45.040
<v Speaker 1>you posted it with Ricky Williams. One time I was

0:37:45.360 --> 0:37:47.919
<v Speaker 1>doing something with Ricky. We're shooting something and he knows

0:37:47.960 --> 0:37:52.200
<v Speaker 1>that I'm a diehard Dolphin fans and he said to me, honestly,

0:37:52.680 --> 0:37:55.439
<v Speaker 1>he was like, hey, you know when when I left.

0:37:55.480 --> 0:37:58.200
<v Speaker 2>When I quit, were you mad? And I was like,

0:37:58.239 --> 0:37:59.719
<v Speaker 2>I was a what I was.

0:37:59.640 --> 0:38:03.920
<v Speaker 1>Like, absolutely, man, I was like, they destroyed you. They

0:38:04.040 --> 0:38:05.600
<v Speaker 1>like they forced you to run through the middle for

0:38:05.640 --> 0:38:09.359
<v Speaker 1>a decade and just hammered you because you're the only

0:38:09.440 --> 0:38:11.640
<v Speaker 1>person on the team that could do anything.

0:38:11.880 --> 0:38:12.040
<v Speaker 2>You know.

0:38:12.239 --> 0:38:15.440
<v Speaker 1>He was after Marino before whatever. And I'm like, I

0:38:15.480 --> 0:38:19.200
<v Speaker 1>was like this notion that I that I as a

0:38:19.200 --> 0:38:23.439
<v Speaker 1>fan of fanatic care like I don't want I don't

0:38:23.480 --> 0:38:27.360
<v Speaker 1>want them to destroy themselves. I was like, you're nonsense,

0:38:27.360 --> 0:38:30.080
<v Speaker 1>frigging Now with Tua, he should take his ninety six

0:38:30.120 --> 0:38:31.040
<v Speaker 1>million and.

0:38:31.040 --> 0:38:34.120
<v Speaker 2>Go is guarantee too. He got some money guarant.

0:38:34.000 --> 0:38:36.440
<v Speaker 1>He's got ninety six guaranteed, and the other one hundred

0:38:36.560 --> 0:38:39.839
<v Speaker 1>is like but here's you know, here's the thing with him.

0:38:40.120 --> 0:38:43.440
<v Speaker 1>You know that he's Hawaiian. They've got this culture. His

0:38:43.760 --> 0:38:47.120
<v Speaker 1>entire family is gear to run football. I've heard stories

0:38:47.120 --> 0:38:51.359
<v Speaker 1>about his father raising him. And it wasn't do five pushups.

0:38:51.760 --> 0:38:54.320
<v Speaker 1>It was it was a little more intense five hundred

0:38:54.680 --> 0:38:56.839
<v Speaker 1>or it was, or it might have been something else.

0:38:56.880 --> 0:38:58.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm not speaking on what I don't know,

0:38:58.840 --> 0:39:02.920
<v Speaker 1>but I'm just saying. And their whole livelihood is football.

0:39:02.920 --> 0:39:05.600
<v Speaker 1>Their whole family lives. He's got a lot of mouths

0:39:05.600 --> 0:39:07.359
<v Speaker 1>to feed, and I don't think he's gonna I don't

0:39:07.360 --> 0:39:09.120
<v Speaker 1>think he's gonna walk away under any circumstance.

0:39:09.160 --> 0:39:11.160
<v Speaker 3>I mean, if you can't feed it with ninety six million,

0:39:11.360 --> 0:39:12.440
<v Speaker 3>how big are these mouths.

0:39:12.600 --> 0:39:15.600
<v Speaker 2>I know it's frazy big mouths. I know Andy got

0:39:15.640 --> 0:39:17.560
<v Speaker 2>no income text there too, so listen.

0:39:17.800 --> 0:39:20.680
<v Speaker 1>I always thought it would be great if someone came

0:39:20.719 --> 0:39:24.280
<v Speaker 1>out like a Heisman Trophy winner, waited for the draft,

0:39:24.680 --> 0:39:27.799
<v Speaker 1>got drafted number one, and then said no, thank you,

0:39:27.840 --> 0:39:31.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm not playing. That'll be lovely in fairness that what

0:39:31.680 --> 0:39:34.960
<v Speaker 1>really did happen. Charlie Ward, Yeah, he got the Heisman,

0:39:35.040 --> 0:39:36.440
<v Speaker 1>went to basketball. He said, you know what, I'll sit

0:39:36.480 --> 0:39:38.880
<v Speaker 1>on the bench in New York for two decades and

0:39:39.000 --> 0:39:40.400
<v Speaker 1>just make bank, collect.

0:39:40.160 --> 0:39:43.960
<v Speaker 3>Checks, brains intact with a heisman. What this is why

0:39:44.000 --> 0:39:46.560
<v Speaker 3>I've always felt bad. It's not the right word, but whatever,

0:39:46.800 --> 0:39:49.160
<v Speaker 3>A little sad toward football players.

0:39:49.360 --> 0:39:54.080
<v Speaker 1>Whenever you play your last football game, whether it's high

0:39:54.120 --> 0:39:59.640
<v Speaker 1>school or college or pros, that's it you Rarely it's

0:39:59.680 --> 0:40:04.000
<v Speaker 1>one of the nobody has a fun pickup game of

0:40:04.080 --> 0:40:07.040
<v Speaker 1>tackle football. You're done for the rest of your life.

0:40:07.239 --> 0:40:11.160
<v Speaker 1>Unless it's Thanksgiving, right, but it's not. It's still not.

0:40:11.320 --> 0:40:13.520
<v Speaker 1>I mean you still go, you go all out still

0:40:13.920 --> 0:40:17.000
<v Speaker 1>of course. Yeah, that'd be the scariest Thanksgiving.

0:40:17.360 --> 0:40:17.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:40:19.320 --> 0:40:21.880
<v Speaker 1>I just thought, you know that, I've always been grateful,

0:40:22.440 --> 0:40:25.279
<v Speaker 1>Like the comedy where it's like, oh, I can do

0:40:25.360 --> 0:40:27.920
<v Speaker 1>this till I'm an old man if I want to.

0:40:28.719 --> 0:40:31.319
<v Speaker 1>I think it's great that while you made it to

0:40:31.360 --> 0:40:34.840
<v Speaker 1>the mountaintop, you're like, hm, I found something else.

0:40:35.239 --> 0:40:37.759
<v Speaker 2>Cycling meatballs, all right, meatballs? Yeah?

0:40:37.800 --> 0:40:41.560
<v Speaker 1>Fuck cycling? Okay, cycling really does that get you going?

0:40:41.640 --> 0:40:42.480
<v Speaker 1>You're like you love it?

0:40:42.640 --> 0:40:43.200
<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah?

0:40:43.200 --> 0:40:45.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, I see you guys on the pch in

0:40:45.520 --> 0:40:48.040
<v Speaker 1>your pelotons, oh groups of you, and I'm just like,

0:40:48.080 --> 0:40:50.080
<v Speaker 1>oh shit, I'm gonna I'm gonna hit them.

0:40:50.120 --> 0:40:52.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get get over get over. I don't do that.

0:40:52.680 --> 0:40:54.560
<v Speaker 3>I'm not like a you don't race with people, No,

0:40:54.719 --> 0:40:57.319
<v Speaker 3>I do by myself, and I wear like this hat,

0:40:57.719 --> 0:41:00.200
<v Speaker 3>I have no shirt on, like okay, all right, my

0:41:00.239 --> 0:41:03.160
<v Speaker 3>bike like a fucking huffy.

0:41:04.200 --> 0:41:05.480
<v Speaker 2>I ride bike like.

0:41:05.960 --> 0:41:08.200
<v Speaker 1>It's funny to me though, that they do all like

0:41:08.280 --> 0:41:10.080
<v Speaker 1>wear the tight gear and everything like that.

0:41:10.120 --> 0:41:12.120
<v Speaker 2>It's like, well, you're not actually in a race. Why

0:41:12.120 --> 0:41:14.560
<v Speaker 2>does it matter. I don't care for those people either. Okay,

0:41:14.680 --> 0:41:15.279
<v Speaker 2>but I.

0:41:15.400 --> 0:41:18.280
<v Speaker 1>Ride wearing the pants. No, you don't have the butt

0:41:18.280 --> 0:41:20.319
<v Speaker 1>thing I wear this shit. Man, you don't have a

0:41:20.320 --> 0:41:23.840
<v Speaker 1>pad in your ass. No, okay, that's really.

0:41:23.800 --> 0:41:26.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say. I'm a cyclist. I like to ride bikes.

0:41:26.680 --> 0:41:28.799
<v Speaker 3>I like to ride my bike because it's like it's

0:41:28.840 --> 0:41:32.680
<v Speaker 3>my form of meditation versus it being like I'm going

0:41:32.719 --> 0:41:35.840
<v Speaker 3>to this destination and trying to be a douche and

0:41:35.840 --> 0:41:38.360
<v Speaker 3>take over lane. I like to be in a cut.

0:41:38.400 --> 0:41:41.480
<v Speaker 3>I'll ride on the beach, not near cars. Especially in LA.

0:41:41.520 --> 0:41:44.319
<v Speaker 3>These people drive crazy. We got text to send out,

0:41:44.400 --> 0:41:45.000
<v Speaker 3>that's a fact.

0:41:45.440 --> 0:41:45.760
<v Speaker 2>Today.

0:41:45.760 --> 0:41:48.719
<v Speaker 1>A lady was sending text right next to me. But yeah,

0:41:48.480 --> 0:41:51.120
<v Speaker 1>I hit a guy on a bike once. When I

0:41:51.200 --> 0:41:54.880
<v Speaker 1>was first moved to lah. He was riding and I

0:41:54.920 --> 0:41:57.480
<v Speaker 1>wasn't going fast, but I turned into a gas station

0:41:57.760 --> 0:42:00.520
<v Speaker 1>and he was going straight and I clipped him, knocked

0:42:00.560 --> 0:42:05.640
<v Speaker 1>him off the bike, and he was he probably was unhoused. Yeah,

0:42:05.880 --> 0:42:07.880
<v Speaker 1>he jumped off his bike, looked at me and just

0:42:07.920 --> 0:42:11.320
<v Speaker 1>goes a and got on his bike and rode away.

0:42:11.400 --> 0:42:13.920
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh Jesus, place.

0:42:13.719 --> 0:42:16.560
<v Speaker 2>Is terribus a monster.

0:42:16.840 --> 0:42:22.239
<v Speaker 1>If you could play a different professional sport, not one

0:42:22.239 --> 0:42:25.279
<v Speaker 1>that you're't necessarily good at, but what would be like?

0:42:25.719 --> 0:42:28.040
<v Speaker 3>That would be a pretty fun professional sport to be

0:42:28.160 --> 0:42:32.920
<v Speaker 3>baseball man A check what And I'm built like a

0:42:32.920 --> 0:42:33.600
<v Speaker 3>baseball player.

0:42:33.640 --> 0:42:36.480
<v Speaker 2>I look like Stanton. We have the same build.

0:42:36.680 --> 0:42:39.080
<v Speaker 1>And by the way, and they can forty five doesn't

0:42:39.080 --> 0:42:40.799
<v Speaker 1>bother them. They'll fucking go out there and still keep

0:42:40.840 --> 0:42:41.279
<v Speaker 1>swinging it.

0:42:41.360 --> 0:42:42.360
<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah, I could do that.

0:42:42.760 --> 0:42:45.480
<v Speaker 3>So baseball, that would be your That would be the one.

0:42:45.600 --> 0:42:49.280
<v Speaker 3>And I love to swim, so I love swimming.

0:42:49.520 --> 0:42:52.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but there's no money, and swim at the opposite

0:42:52.040 --> 0:42:54.200
<v Speaker 1>of what you're saying for baseball swimming is that there's

0:42:54.280 --> 0:42:54.840
<v Speaker 1>no money.

0:42:54.920 --> 0:42:57.880
<v Speaker 3>Why would I would probably do like Olympics, not the Olympics.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the cathalon one of those ath I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>where you run, swim bike that one.

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to do that. Well, you can do

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<v Speaker 1>a triathlon this week, here we go. You want to

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<v Speaker 1>do that, I would love to do that.

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<v Speaker 3>But but that, But I think the thing is when

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<v Speaker 3>you're an athlete, you're born that way.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I can't help but be a competitor and everything.

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<v Speaker 3>Like if I have children, I will never let my

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<v Speaker 3>children win at anything until they actually can.

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<v Speaker 2>Even then I'll break a hip from the beat them.

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<v Speaker 2>That's big talk.

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<v Speaker 1>Until you have that kid and then you want to

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<v Speaker 1>see their face light up.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not see mad as fun.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna have children, yeah, but hopefully soon, Yeah, hopefully soon.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean were practicing, Man, I'm shooting that shot. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>Steph Curry.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy you thank god after you shot? Amen?

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<v Speaker 1>Amen, good for you. I'm not shooting my shot anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I had my shot snipped.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I was that. It wasn't so bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it like a dog where you become like super

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<v Speaker 3>nice after they kmitter you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm just as horny as I was. That's good

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<v Speaker 2>to know.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that I waited till I was forty four.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you happy with that decision? No, God, I wish

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<v Speaker 1>I was still single.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn hilarious.

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<v Speaker 3>If you could go back, would you have had children earlier?

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<v Speaker 3>Would you leave it to No?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I wait, I would have liked six more months of

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<v Speaker 1>being single. That's it, and I would have I needed

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<v Speaker 1>to know that I was going to be locked up

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<v Speaker 1>after that, so I could have gone like a madman

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<v Speaker 1>for six months. It would have been nice to get

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<v Speaker 1>the Rolodex, just with tons of extra.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, big hit, I have a serious question.

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<v Speaker 3>No, what is your advice to a first time male parent,

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<v Speaker 3>especially dealing with a pregnant significant other.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to suck it up, m because she's going

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<v Speaker 2>to be a bitch. I believe that. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Her innards are changing like like where like organs were

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<v Speaker 1>are now complete in a new spot in her body.

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<v Speaker 1>She's gonna be it's gonna be awful for a year

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<v Speaker 1>and a half, and you just have to embrace that

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<v Speaker 1>awfulness and have fun, Okay, and then it's just it's silliness.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you like kids? I love it you like your kids? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I like I like kids in general, but I like

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<v Speaker 1>my kids a lot more than the other kids.

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<v Speaker 3>When you when you watch them, is it interesting to

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<v Speaker 3>do they like do things that you do and you're like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh shit or someone.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't notice it as much as my wife will

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<v Speaker 1>point it out to me, but it really is a

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<v Speaker 1>time machine in the sense that you all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck, I get to relive life again.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, huh.

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<v Speaker 1>So that part of it's neat. You're like, oh, this

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<v Speaker 1>is different. And I always knew that you were going

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<v Speaker 1>to care more about them than yourself. But when I

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<v Speaker 1>was just my own self, that's all I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>care about, and I was good with that. But then

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<v Speaker 1>when you get the kids, you're like, oh, this is

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<v Speaker 1>fun seeing all their silliness.

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<v Speaker 2>I look forward to it. That's good. You'll be good.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, you'll be good. I appreciate that. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, listen, Darrell, we appreciate you being on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>And I look forward to seeing at the Malibu Chili Cookoff.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, brother, thank you, Tasha, thank you, Drell. I

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<v Speaker 1>hope he wins that cookoff next year. Then I'll take

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<v Speaker 1>some ownership in it. We're gonna do that segment. We

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<v Speaker 1>haven't done it in a while. Hello from Toss Show

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<v Speaker 1>from Sydney and Justin. They invited me to their wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>The invitation was in both English and French, so I

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<v Speaker 1>who knows where the wedding is. I didn't click on

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<v Speaker 1>the link because I'm terrified of that stuff. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>click on links anyway. Nice of you to reach out.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish you all the Best's zero chance I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>in a Toss Show sweatshirt just this morning. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>look at you. He's like, I'm spreading the word. Just

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<v Speaker 1>want people to ask me about it. I told him

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<v Speaker 1>right where your office is. I'm like, God, damn it.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah. What else?

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<v Speaker 2>Hit the music.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, that is depressing. That is extremely depressing music.

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<v Speaker 1>the Wheeling Turkey Trot, a five K on Thanksgiving morning

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<v Speaker 1>and Beautiful Wheeling West Virginia, Ah.

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<v Speaker 2>Where is that exactly? What's that near? What? Real city?

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<v Speaker 1>Near Pittsburgh, oh Man Wheeling join his Thanksgiving Day at

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<v Speaker 1>the Alma Grace McDowell Center, located on the beautiful Wheeling

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<v Speaker 1>University campus. If you hadn't kicks off at eight thirty

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<v Speaker 1>am with a one k.

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<v Speaker 2>Children's fun run. Look at that.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never I've never been involved in a one k?

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<v Speaker 1>You get a shirt for that? Do you have to

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<v Speaker 1>wrap up in aluminum foil at the end of a

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<v Speaker 1>one k?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Good?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Then the five k run and walk begins at nine

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<v Speaker 1>am sharp. You think they let the walkers go out

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<v Speaker 1>in front. No, they make the runners go in front,

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<v Speaker 1>but they should do it the opposite way so that

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<v Speaker 1>the walkers are getting passed.

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<v Speaker 2>Is scary.

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<v Speaker 1>Today's the last day for virtual sign up, which is

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<v Speaker 1>thirty five dollars plus a four dollars and sixty cent

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<v Speaker 1>processing fee. Or you can just come with a sweaty

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<v Speaker 1>water cash on race dam guessing. All proceeds benefit the

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<v Speaker 1>Wheeling Parks and w reck Ay. So get yourself out there,

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<v Speaker 1>burn off some calories before you sit down and gorge

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<v Speaker 1>yourself while your uncle rattles off of some light hate speech. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you guys do. We all have

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<v Speaker 1>traditions anyway, Happy Thanksgiving, See you next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Eddie do the gobble gobble again