1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,200 Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away. Not 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice, 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:15,600 Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. As on the twenties, 5 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:22,960 Speaker 1: I'm moving. Hello. Hi, is Cynthia there speaking Cynthia. This 6 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:25,440 Speaker 1: is Reverend Mitchell. I'm the one performing your daughter's wedding 7 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:29,600 Speaker 1: ceremony tomorrow, Lisen Mitchell. Thank you for calling. I am 8 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 1: so excited to meet you tomorrow. Yeah, it's the biggest 9 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,200 Speaker 1: day of my life. That's what I needed to call 10 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 1: you about. It's not going to happen. Um, what's not 11 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:48,880 Speaker 1: going to happen Your daughter's wedding. My daughter's wedding tomorrow. 12 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:52,120 Speaker 1: Correct now, what is going to happen? Now? Before before 13 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:55,480 Speaker 1: you go getting upset or freaking out at all, I 14 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:57,000 Speaker 1: just want to talk to you for a second because 15 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:59,320 Speaker 1: I've had a lot of conversations with your daughter the 16 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:02,280 Speaker 1: past month, so okay, and I feel that she's getting 17 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:04,840 Speaker 1: a lot of pressure from outside sources to get married. 18 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:09,520 Speaker 1: I think you know what I'm talking about. I actually 19 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:13,039 Speaker 1: have no clue as to what you're talking about. Frankly, ma'am, 20 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:15,480 Speaker 1: it's obvious that you're pressuring your daughter to get married, 21 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:21,400 Speaker 1: and I can't support that. I have never pressured my 22 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:25,840 Speaker 1: daughter into anything. Sometimes mothers want their daughters to get 23 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:28,559 Speaker 1: married so badly that they tend to pressure them without 24 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:30,640 Speaker 1: even knowing. And I think that's what you've been doing. Man, 25 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:35,400 Speaker 1: Who the hell are you to tell me what kind 26 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 1: of a mother I am when you've never even met me. 27 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,800 Speaker 1: I know it's a tough thing for you to hear 28 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 1: right now, but I've jack and I need to get 29 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:48,360 Speaker 1: off the phone because clearly I have to get my 30 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 1: daughter on the phone and do whatever it takes to 31 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:54,600 Speaker 1: find another officient for this wedding, because no matter what, 32 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:58,480 Speaker 1: you are not coming within a hundred miles of it. 33 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:02,600 Speaker 1: Do you hear me, I've already gone ahead and canceled 34 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:05,920 Speaker 1: the reception and all of the other You have done that, 35 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 1: and you have done that. You are no reverend, sir, 36 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:16,639 Speaker 1: You are Satan. Do you hear me? Satan? I think 37 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 1: that's a bit much, don't you, ma'am? I mean to 38 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:22,560 Speaker 1: compare me. Don't you ever ever call this number again? 39 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:30,679 Speaker 1: I told you never called you again, ma'am. I owe 40 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:33,520 Speaker 1: you an apology, and that's the only reason I'm calling back. 41 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:38,280 Speaker 1: You've got ten seconds. I was just going over my schedule. 42 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:44,280 Speaker 1: I realized I called the wrong number. I mean, whoops, 43 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:48,200 Speaker 1: there's egg all over my face. Man, my apologies. Well, 44 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:51,639 Speaker 1: you know what, consider this, if you will. You probably 45 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:55,480 Speaker 1: just shaved at least sixteen years off of my life 46 00:02:55,639 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 1: in the last ten minutes. Oh, believe me, I get it. Listen. 47 00:02:58,560 --> 00:02:59,959 Speaker 1: I was looking at rod of books here and there's 48 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 1: Sarah's one that's not ready to get married and one 49 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,560 Speaker 1: that I guess is, and that'd be your Sarah. I 50 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:08,360 Speaker 1: meant to call the other people. Actually, funny, aren't you cute? Well, 51 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,240 Speaker 1: I meant to call the other people, accidentally called you, 52 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:16,639 Speaker 1: and jeez, do I feel like a horse's petite? Sorry idiot, 53 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:21,720 Speaker 1: you idiots, So we'll see you tomorrow. Then you are 54 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,560 Speaker 1: not coming within a hundred miles of my daughter's wedding. 55 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:29,080 Speaker 1: Do you get that? Gotcha? Loud and clear? How about 56 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:31,360 Speaker 1: I have Jewil do your daughter's wedding. Then he can 57 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 1: probably do the ceremony if you'd like. I don't know 58 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,720 Speaker 1: who you're talking about, Like anybody on this horse would 59 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 1: be better than you. Actually, I am Jewil, so so 60 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:47,760 Speaker 1: then not you find me a proper weathering. No, this 61 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:49,600 Speaker 1: is actually jewel from Brook and Jewil in the morning, 62 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,800 Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap 63 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,680 Speaker 1: on you. Your daughter set you up. Oh my god, 64 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:57,960 Speaker 1: oh my god. I'm sorry to have to do this 65 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,720 Speaker 1: to you the day before her wedding, but you know 66 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:05,440 Speaker 1: she requested it, so he almost gave me a hard 67 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:09,320 Speaker 1: as hut. That was my goal the whole time. So 68 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 1: it was funny, I gotta give you, But you are 69 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:20,200 Speaker 1: a horrible person. Wake up every morning with Jewel Funk 70 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:23,840 Speaker 1: tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy Ring ninety two 71 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:24,360 Speaker 1: point five.