Speaker 1: Guys, Welcome, Welcome to the next to the last episode
Speaker 1: of the Unofficial Experts podcast.
Speaker 2: Is this real? Because you know, if you're if you're
Speaker 2: listening to this podcast right now and you listened to
Speaker 2: last week, you clearly feel like a sucker.
Speaker 3: Sucker A.
Speaker 4: People were upset.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and people were messaging me, A lot of people
Speaker 1: messaging me.
Speaker 4: I can't listen to it. Yeah, I'm not ready to
Speaker 4: keep it up. And I feel like those messages made
Speaker 4: me feel like, do.
Speaker 2: You guys know us? First of all, why would we?
Speaker 2: That was such like a tired way to go out.
Speaker 2: It was so boring, you know, like we didn't do much,
Speaker 2: We didn't make it a thing you know.
Speaker 1: Didn't bring no special guests on nothing. You didn't talk
Speaker 1: to Michelle Obama.
Speaker 2: No, that's not how you go out mm hmm podcast,
Speaker 2: No way, no, ma'am, No sir.
Speaker 1: We didn't have the Runaway Bride expert come back like,
Speaker 1: we didn't do none of those.
Speaker 2: Yo April Stormy mess I would love to bring her
Speaker 2: back really so we could talk about it and just like,
Speaker 2: you know, get you know, I won't What.
Speaker 4: Did you what do you need to talk about with her?
Speaker 2: Just like, hey, girl, you know, no, no shade, no
Speaker 2: problems like, I mean you ran up on me at
Speaker 2: my job in front of my co workers, you know,
Speaker 2: in front of Shashi Samata, so yeah, or no is
Speaker 2: Ameta right yeah, wow, I.
Speaker 4: Forgot what my head looked like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not how we would do the last episode
Speaker 1: of this here podcast.
Speaker 4: No please, we would do better than that. We would
Speaker 4: give everybody listening to a car.
Speaker 2: Really, that's honestly, that's how I thought about it. I
Speaker 2: was like, we should everybody should get a gift.
Speaker 4: Every single listener would get something.
Speaker 2: Or should we or should we give every listener a dollar?
Speaker 1: That's too manuch, you have a billion dollars.
Speaker 2: Another suck ass comment right there.
Speaker 1: Jeez, that's that's how many people are listening to us
Speaker 1: Sydney stuff. Anyway, I am having a go today. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you are talk about it Sydney and I did a
Speaker 1: Patreon Oh I did Asian Dude Sick and Cook Well Sunday, Yep,
Speaker 1: we did it.
Speaker 4: We recorded a bonus episode on that Sunday night.
Speaker 1: So we set our intentions for the week, and one
Speaker 1: of my intentions was to take.
Speaker 4: Out my bike.
Speaker 1: So I got a bike and I'm not good at
Speaker 1: riding a bike or like I don't like riding a
Speaker 1: bike in the street, but I did it today and
Speaker 1: it wasn't that bad. There's so they blocked off a
Speaker 1: bunch of streets for from traffic, so I was able
Speaker 1: to like.
Speaker 4: Ride down the street to the park across the park.
Speaker 2: M Sis, you look happy. You looked really happy.
Speaker 4: I was relieved that I did not bust my ass.
Speaker 1: And that's what my fear is about the bike, because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna like flip over the handlebars and like scratch
Speaker 1: the skin off my face.
Speaker 4: It's very dramatic. But I did the loop around the park,
Speaker 4: which I've heard is like four miles. And when I
Speaker 4: was leaving, this man was.
Speaker 1: Like, excuse me, miss, you need more training on the bike.
Speaker 1: And I was like, excuse me, sir, you need more
Speaker 1: training and binding your business.
Speaker 2: Mind your motherfucking business right, What.
Speaker 5: Could you possibly be doing on the bike that shows
Speaker 5: that you're not trained.
Speaker 4: I was trying to stop. I'm trying to stop so
Speaker 4: I could jump off the bike.
Speaker 1: And I was like tapping the brave because I squeezed
Speaker 1: them really hard, and I felt like I was gonna
Speaker 1: like fall off, like yes, So I was like Sidney,
Speaker 1: how do you start when you break?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't have the handlebar braks. I don't have that.
Speaker 2: I break on the pedal pedals.
Speaker 4: How do you do that?
Speaker 2: You just go backwards?
Speaker 5: No, only some bikes are made like yeah, my bike
Speaker 5: is like children.
Speaker 2: Yeah pretty much. Yeah, it's that's not the key sounds
Speaker 2: like it can No, I mean it works for me.
Speaker 2: I've done the the handlebarg break and it's it's fine.
Speaker 2: But like I always have my fingers on the bell,
Speaker 2: so I got the bell and then I would actually
Speaker 2: accidentally like be on a break for no reason. So
Speaker 2: it's it's just too much. So I like, I like
Speaker 2: my pedal.
Speaker 5: Well, there's like one break that is like a really
Speaker 5: hard break I think on the left and then on
Speaker 5: the right is like a softer break.
Speaker 4: Okay, because I've been squeezing both of them.
Speaker 5: Soft like you'll literally fall forward.
Speaker 1: Well that's why I was squeezing them, but not like
Speaker 1: holding them like flat.
Speaker 4: That's what I was talking about. See how much training
Speaker 4: you don't understand?
Speaker 2: But say sorry, Marie, say sorry to the memos.
Speaker 4: No I need training, But like what are you talking
Speaker 4: to me for?
Speaker 1: Like you don't know what my story is maybe I'm
Speaker 1: just getting over a bike injury. Maybe I just walk
Speaker 1: up from a coma, like, what are you talking to
Speaker 1: me about my bike skills?
Speaker 4: Forward, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Well, you should have you should have said that. He's like,
Speaker 2: you should you need more training and a bike, and
Speaker 2: you should be like, well, I just got over a divorce.
Speaker 4: What I'm divorced? Yeah, no, that makes me seem.
Speaker 2: Sad, No it doesn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I should have been like I just got
Speaker 4: these links.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, Marie, I can't believe you would say such
Speaker 6: a thing.
Speaker 2: We're obsessed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but anyway, I was going I wasn't planning on
Speaker 4: doing the whole thing.
Speaker 1: I was like, it's gonna get too far ride and
Speaker 1: then some of it is on the downhill like scary,
Speaker 1: and I was like, anyway, it was a bunch of
Speaker 1: kids and training wheels passing me.
Speaker 4: I was like, I don't know where you going, speedy Gonzales.
Speaker 2: It's very freeing being on the bike. It's very freek.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was nice.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna just do it again tomorrow. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna just do it as much as I can till
Speaker 1: I get.
Speaker 2: Just once you get into a friend. You're gonna want
Speaker 2: a bike everywhere. Trust me, you know what I do
Speaker 2: when I'm on the bike. But the problem is, when
Speaker 2: I first started the bike, I was going through a relapse.
Speaker 2: So your girl was high. So that's why I was
Speaker 2: biking everywhere for long distances. Bush went to Harlem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were going into the city. You drove to
Speaker 1: the Bronx and popped a wheeling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep.
Speaker 1: I smoked a little bit before I got on the bike,
Speaker 1: but I just wanted to like, like calm my nerves
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 4: But it was fine.
Speaker 5: You're wearing a helmet.
Speaker 1: A helmet, I look real zoofy, but I don't have
Speaker 1: any hair andrews, so if I get hit by something,
Speaker 1: my head is going to do.
Speaker 4: Yes when somebody's tired.
Speaker 2: It's crazy that she said that, because she is she's
Speaker 2: not going to fall. And she looked amazing with the helmet.
Speaker 2: She looked like a professional bicyclist.
Speaker 4: Sidney, what you looked?
Speaker 2: So your arms look good? You didn't let me see
Speaker 2: you in the biker shorts, but I know what that
Speaker 2: ass looked like. And I'm sure people were like, oh, shorty, whoop.
Speaker 4: Woop Felicia, you need some training, Trenee.
Speaker 5: Yes, I have a question. Why do you have a
Speaker 5: bike if you don't really know how to ride it?
Speaker 4: Excuse me, I want to learn how to ride the bike.
Speaker 5: Okay. I just think that a bike is an investment
Speaker 5: that you can also just get, like a city bike membership.
Speaker 4: But this is a gift.
Speaker 1: And I mean, I hate that it's in my apartment
Speaker 1: right now because my landlord won't let me leave it
Speaker 1: in the hallway raggedy, but it sounds like that much
Speaker 1: space and I'm not gonna keep it. Probably I'm gonna
Speaker 1: ride it a little bit and then I'm gonna probably
Speaker 1: give it to my name Summer.
Speaker 2: No, Marie, you have to keep it.
Speaker 4: It made my couch sword.
Speaker 2: It does. When you first start, it's you get like
Speaker 2: little sores in between your legs and on your butt
Speaker 2: to your buttocks. That's why you have to wear a
Speaker 2: shorts that have the padding on the ass. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: could be wearing those well, because girl girl, First of all,
Speaker 2: I'm thirty five. So the skin between my legs is
Speaker 2: just it hits different, the skin between my.
Speaker 7: Legs, Yes, merchs, that's the episode title. The skin between
Speaker 7: my legs.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, It's just it's made of extra padding
Speaker 2: or something, I don't know, stainless steel.
Speaker 4: It doesn't hurt, yes, yes, yes, it's.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't wait for us to bike together sn M
Speaker 2: S and M biking.
Speaker 4: It hurt my wrists riding the bike. Was that something?
Speaker 2: No, they're not doing something wrong.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we already know that you're doing something wrong.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. It's armstrong expert biking biking.
Speaker 5: God, the craziest one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, oh my god, crazy Sydney.
Speaker 4: How are you doing today? Friend? Talk to us.
Speaker 2: She's back. The the sad bitch is back today.
Speaker 4: Okay, your sad friends.
Speaker 2: I've been talking about being happy and now she's bad.
Speaker 4: Okay, so she got here today? When does she her bag?
Speaker 2: The last couple of days, I just I have no motivation.
Speaker 2: I just can't do anything. I've been laying on the couch,
Speaker 2: laying on the bed, laying on the couch, laying on
Speaker 2: the bed.
Speaker 4: Barely at least there's a little bit of variety there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't. I can't even make myself food. I
Speaker 2: made a sandwich yesterday which was good, but like I
Speaker 2: haven't really been eating. Yeah, I'm sad. I'm I just uh,
Speaker 2: I had to use lub to look like I was wet.
Speaker 2: It just I don't.
Speaker 4: Know's I am?
Speaker 6: I mean?
Speaker 4: Couldn't we just turn the lights down? No?
Speaker 2: You see it g listening? Y'all know what I do?
Speaker 4: Well? Did you finish?
Speaker 2: I did? But it just felt how it felt.
Speaker 5: So lube when you put when you apply a lube
Speaker 5: to the vagina, doesn't look like the same sort of dampness.
Speaker 2: Yes, naturally because you scooping.
Speaker 4: Drew, it's the same amount of dampness.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was very unfamiliar.
Speaker 4: Yes, but it looks Never have you ever kissed a girl?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 2: Your goal star? Gay, that's the star. Yeah, that's insane.
Speaker 5: Why do you want to kiss.
Speaker 4: No white man right now?
Speaker 2: Andrew? How come you didn't ask me?
Speaker 5: Well, Maria asked the question. And also we're too on
Speaker 5: the polar opposites, you know you. Yeah, because I'm only
Speaker 5: interested in men and you're only interested in women. And
Speaker 5: I feel like I certainly need to meet halfway with Marie.
Speaker 2: Okay, because she likes men. Okay, he was about to.
Speaker 8: Be Yes, have seen the way she zoom zoomed in
Speaker 8: on the zoom.
Speaker 4: It's like, wait, what what that was hilarious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just I'm just sad. I'm like, I can't.
Speaker 2: I gotta get it together because I have stuff to do,
Speaker 2: and it's just I don't know what. It hit me
Speaker 2: so hard. It hit me hard. Actually, like I had fun.
Speaker 2: I had fun on Sunday, and then I woke up
Speaker 2: the next day and I could tell something was wrong,
Speaker 2: but I didn't know exactly what it was. And then
Speaker 2: it just like I felt that stupid ass dark cloud coming.
Speaker 2: And then Tuesday I just felt paralyzed. Yeah, and like
Speaker 2: right now, I feel like I'm on the verge of tears.
Speaker 4: So did you do your dosage change?
Speaker 2: No? My my dosage is fine. I just feel so sad.
Speaker 2: I don't I have no reason to be sad.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you can't say that because most of us
Speaker 1: who Andrew, do you take any depressants?
Speaker 5: No, I do not.
Speaker 4: Most of the people who are.
Speaker 1: Not on antidepresidents are sad because of what our lives
Speaker 1: are right now.
Speaker 4: So I think that.
Speaker 1: If the medication is like your starting point, and the
Speaker 1: sadness that you're feeling, I think is kind of same
Speaker 1: level as.
Speaker 4: Most of the rest of us. Like I can get
Speaker 4: no work done. I have been the most unmotivated, motivated.
Speaker 2: Person you got on your bike way and that.
Speaker 4: I haven't worked out in weeks. I haven't ran in weeks.
Speaker 1: I haven't done anything physical except for you know, this
Speaker 1: weekend in weeks.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: But like I feel like you're both because I feel
Speaker 5: like Sidney was saying the same thing a few weeks ago,
Speaker 5: that you're I don't think that you're giving yourself enough
Speaker 5: credit because you're still creating content pretty consistently. Uh Sydney
Speaker 5: with sid can cook and then you with your wigs,
Speaker 5: I think that they're I think that's like a huge
Speaker 5: thing to be, you know, creative.
Speaker 1: If I don't do that, if I don't put a
Speaker 1: wig video or put up a stupid Instagram story, then
Speaker 1: I literally have not done anything for a week.
Speaker 5: But you're still doing it, And I'm saying that's.
Speaker 4: It takes me the entire week to do that.
Speaker 8: One last week, I started on Monday, and then I
Speaker 8: was like, I don't like, it's not as funny she
Speaker 8: was giving herself.
Speaker 4: Because I was like, it has to be.
Speaker 1: If it's not funny to me, then I don't want
Speaker 1: to put it up. And I just I kept doing
Speaker 1: it and doing it, and then I was like, oh.
Speaker 4: This is this is the Wigs.
Speaker 1: It's but yeah, I mean there are people who I'm
Speaker 1: comparing myself to and it seems like all they're doing
Speaker 1: is working.
Speaker 4: They're writing things and finishing what they start. And they
Speaker 4: do a laundry and they planted roses.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what, let me just take this bike
Speaker 1: out so that that's my one thing for the week.
Speaker 2: Well, you're so funny right now, and I'm just I
Speaker 2: feel like I really am about to cry, like I'm
Speaker 2: I am. I just like want to cancel everything for
Speaker 2: today but I can't.
Speaker 1: And Okay, well she's booked what you got today, Let's
Speaker 1: see if we can move something.
Speaker 2: No, No, we have our we have our thing with
Speaker 2: Kate and Brandon. And I'm like, oh yeah, I just wasn't.
Speaker 2: I wasn't able to do our one.
Speaker 4: Sheet and yo, I didn't do mine either.
Speaker 2: And Larry, and Larry was like trying to help me
Speaker 2: last night because he's like, oh, it only takes me
Speaker 2: like an hour to do a one sheet. He's like
Speaker 2: sometimes less. And I was like, okay, so what I
Speaker 2: got to do to get you to do this one
Speaker 2: sheet and he's like, no, you can, you can do it,
Speaker 2: and yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna do it after we finished doing this podcast.
Speaker 4: But uh, yeah, one sheet is just like one sheet
Speaker 4: of paper. Yes, what a show is going to be?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're working on It's nothing, it's nothing crazy. It's
Speaker 2: just I just feel so depleted and maybe I'm just
Speaker 2: coming down from being happy for those you know, you know,
Speaker 2: three weeks, you know, because being happy is exhausting as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, have you ever seen a morning person?
Speaker 4: They made me want to go back to bed.
Speaker 2: We hate those people, you know, like they.
Speaker 4: Hey, good morning morning. Hey, I'm sorry Marie.
Speaker 2: Remember when we shot vidiots and we had to be
Speaker 2: there at like six o'clock in the morning, seven o'clock
Speaker 2: in the morning, and I would come and I'm like,
Speaker 2: try to be so up beat, and you were like,
Speaker 2: I will murder you please.
Speaker 4: We had to be there that we.
Speaker 2: Had to be there. There were some days that we
Speaker 2: had to be there really early and you were not
Speaker 2: here for it. You were you were ready to strangle me.
Speaker 4: I feel like, if you me alone in the morning,
Speaker 4: I'm fine, Yeah, but if you are so much happier
Speaker 4: than I am in the morning, because I am not fine?
Speaker 4: Yeah right, yeah, just more like they're singing. It's like
Speaker 4: snow white birds. It's too much. Andrew, are you a
Speaker 4: morning person?
Speaker 5: I have been getting up like uh like at seven everyone.
Speaker 5: I like to get in a rhythm, like because I
Speaker 5: feel yeah, because before I was like not and I
Speaker 5: would just I would just waste my entire day, I
Speaker 5: feel until I needed to do something. But it's just like,
Speaker 5: I like, there's so many more hours. So when you're
Speaker 5: talking about being a morning person, I feel like I'm
Speaker 5: becoming one.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because the earlier you get up, the longer
Speaker 4: your day is. Exactly, but what time are you going
Speaker 4: to bed? Early?
Speaker 2: He goes to bed early?
Speaker 4: You got to go to you're going to.
Speaker 5: That's like the downside because it doesn't even matter what
Speaker 5: time I go to bed anymore. Like I can go
Speaker 5: to bed at like one two, I still wake up
Speaker 5: at six. It's disgusting. Oh so you just be up yeah,
Speaker 5: and I can't go Well, bring it back to the biking.
Speaker 5: I'm going biking every morning, and so like that's just
Speaker 5: like that's been like a real nice practice before everybody
Speaker 5: else gets out there and it's koopananas, you know.
Speaker 4: So I love that.
Speaker 2: I really like that.
Speaker 5: That means you working on your butt too, exactly.
Speaker 2: Okay, no paper plates back there.
Speaker 8: Maybe it's a little healty deep dish.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no more, I like that.
Speaker 2: I just I guess I'll talk about this a little bit.
Speaker 2: But you know, my infamous ex Adrian, she's moving to Detroit,
Speaker 2: and obviously that's like I'm happy for her, you know,
Speaker 2: we're friends. But I don't know why it affected me.
Speaker 2: I was kind of like, man, well, it's not like
Speaker 2: I see her like that anyway, but it's legit like
Speaker 2: if my friend was moving, I would be like, oh, man,
Speaker 2: I'm sad. Yeah, so you know, okay, but so that's
Speaker 2: making you more sad or that's what made you sad. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: I think that made me a little bit more sad.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's a lot of people that are a.
Speaker 2: Lot of jew are fucking getting the hell out of here.
Speaker 2: At A friend just moved to Miami. They looked for
Speaker 2: a place and then the next week they.
Speaker 4: Were gone, wow, wow, wow, Yeah, well.
Speaker 1: Okay, Miami moving from h what is it, out of
Speaker 1: the frying pan into the fire.
Speaker 4: Way to go toward the corona.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, but don't you want to have corona on
Speaker 2: the beach, you know, you corona with a nice view location.
Speaker 4: Yeah, growna with the patio with a balcony. Yeah. A
Speaker 4: lot of people are moving out of New York, but
Speaker 4: a lot of people are.
Speaker 1: Moving out of the city too and coming to Brooklyn
Speaker 1: and like some of the other boroughs.
Speaker 4: It's wild.
Speaker 1: I could not leave, Like, I don't have anywhere to go,
Speaker 1: so I'm just going to stay here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1: I'm hood where I'm at, Andrew, would you leave New York?
Speaker 5: No, I'm like very comfortable here. But I mean, like
Speaker 5: I mean, like in the same boat as like Sydney
Speaker 5: right now where my ex boyfriend, well who I talked
Speaker 5: to here and there. He's moving to Chicago this month, no,
Speaker 5: for graduate school, and so he's just moving out there.
Speaker 5: And it is crazy to think, like it is like sad.
Speaker 5: You know, this person that's been like in the vicinity,
Speaker 5: you know, for as long as I know them and
Speaker 5: knew them, is moving away, and it's just like, yeah,
Speaker 5: it is like a weird sort of feeling because like
Speaker 5: you're not with that person anymore. But it's like it's
Speaker 5: still very upsetting that they're not as like accessible.
Speaker 4: I don't know's it's a weird mental thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a mental thing because you don't necessarily want
Speaker 1: to go get back with that person, but you want
Speaker 1: to know that they're close ish if you do change
Speaker 1: your mind.
Speaker 2: Ever, I'm not going to change my mind, but I'm
Speaker 2: just saying, like, you know, she's going And for a
Speaker 2: long time in the podcast, I mean, we talked about
Speaker 2: Adrian all the time, you know, and we even try
Speaker 2: to get her on the pod. And then she messed
Speaker 2: that up. But whatevers?
Speaker 4: H did she miss that up?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: Remember I felt like you guys were ganging up on me.
Speaker 4: Oh so you missed that up? Adrian didn't mess that up?
Speaker 4: You did that?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right whatever you We were not getting
Speaker 1: up on you.
Speaker 4: You just were like, is this what the pod is
Speaker 4: going to be?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Like you are uninvited for life.
Speaker 2: I did say that.
Speaker 4: And then she decided she was going to move to Detroit.
Speaker 4: See you did that?
Speaker 2: That's it is my phone. You're right.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Adrian was like the unofficial fourth member of the podcast
Speaker 1: because she was like, she was like the Cramer.
Speaker 2: She kept coming back, Oh bitch, except she wasn't calling
Speaker 2: people niggers.
Speaker 4: No, she wasn't using an R but she caught me
Speaker 4: in this simil.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Do you guys have anybody that's like
Speaker 2: moving right now that you're like we're not together? But
Speaker 2: I'm kind of blah that they're that they're leaving anybody
Speaker 2: or is it just me?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: I think it's because it also kind.
Speaker 1: Of makes it feel more final too. Yep, like, okay,
Speaker 1: well that chapter of my life is done.
Speaker 5: Right, because are you still going to talk to do
Speaker 5: you still like remain in contact?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're like we're friends. And you know, I accidentally
Speaker 2: send stuff to her apartment through Amazon because I'm on
Speaker 2: her account.
Speaker 4: But like you know, you say accidentally, it sounds like
Speaker 4: you do it on purpose.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, it's for it's for real, on accident.
Speaker 2: It's not. It's not.
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean I hear what you're saying.
Speaker 5: So are you accidentally going to send things to Detroit?
Speaker 4: No? So okay, and question shut up.
Speaker 2: Her family is on the same account, and so yeah,
Speaker 2: it's sometimes they order things too, and it's happened to them,
Speaker 2: like they've accidentally sent stuff to Adrian. So it's because.
Speaker 4: Her everybody's on the same account.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I was like, are you getting points
Speaker 2: for this?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: What how does this Amazon Prime work? We get yeah,
Speaker 2: and she's like, I see you're decorating your home. I
Speaker 2: see all these things you're getting. I was like, I
Speaker 2: gotta get off this. You know what if I want
Speaker 2: to get it like a double sided Dilda, I don't
Speaker 2: need her to see that.
Speaker 4: Well, why would you put that on Instagram?
Speaker 2: You mean on Amazon? It on Amazon?
Speaker 4: She can see what you're getting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yes, she was.
Speaker 4: Saying you were putting stuff online. Oh she's checking your
Speaker 4: order a story. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Wait, but if if you all have the same like
Speaker 5: addresses under the same account, that also means that you
Speaker 5: have the same credit card information.
Speaker 2: No, it's all different credit cards. You can which cards.
Speaker 1: Okay, but if you're if you're selecting which card to pay,
Speaker 1: what you could select what address?
Speaker 4: Is sin too?
Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes I think that I put the right well,
Speaker 2: because I have my name twice, because I have two
Speaker 2: different cards, and I have two different addresses. I have
Speaker 2: my old address and the address now.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you know, you could just delete your old address.
Speaker 2: But sometimes I'm afraid to send. In the beginning, I
Speaker 2: was afraid to send stuff here because people are still
Speaker 2: in my packages.
Speaker 5: You got to send it to the hub. I'm obsessed with.
Speaker 2: The hub, the closest hue.
Speaker 5: The lockers. Do you have like a locker close like
Speaker 5: they're in like right aids and things.
Speaker 4: I'm obsessed Mine is like in the laundry man, parking
Speaker 4: lot or something.
Speaker 5: You're just like they give you like a little code,
Speaker 5: but like you are you need things from the right aid.
Speaker 2: Anyway, and so like it just go there, you know, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'll look into that. I'll look into the hub. But
Speaker 2: like you know, everybody's moving on, everybody's moving forward. Everybody's
Speaker 2: got to do what's right for them. And change is
Speaker 2: good and blah blah blah blah blah. But change is
Speaker 2: scary and it's abrupt it and it's stressful sometimes and
Speaker 2: it's shocking. And I think, you know, maybe I'm going
Speaker 2: through a little bit of a shock with all the
Speaker 2: changes happening.
Speaker 1: Change can be shocking, change can be surprising. But this Adrian,
Speaker 1: change is not.
Speaker 4: No, she told you she wanted to. Yeah, she planned
Speaker 4: on she did, so that's not I don't think it.
Speaker 4: Shocking might not be the right word for it.
Speaker 1: No, or maybe it is shocking because it's happening, but
Speaker 1: it didn't come out of nowhere.
Speaker 2: It didn't. It didn't. And you know, there really is
Speaker 2: so many people that are moving out of the city
Speaker 2: and they're.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, no, New York's trash, there's no reason to
Speaker 4: be here.
Speaker 2: And it's like me and Marie are kind of like,
Speaker 2: what wait, there is a reason to be here. We're here, Yes.
Speaker 4: We're here.
Speaker 2: We're here, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but also like we're from here, So there's nowhere
Speaker 1: for me to go that I want to go in
Speaker 1: the state. There's no other state for me to be, Like,
Speaker 1: I gotta escape, Like this is the state that I'm staying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we neither of us want to like live
Speaker 2: in La.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: But like even if I went to LA right now,
Speaker 1: like I don't know where I would stay, and I
Speaker 1: feel like I would have to uber more like in
Speaker 1: New York, I could still walk places.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm surrounded about all my stuff. Like what, No,
Speaker 4: if you had to have all your stuff.
Speaker 1: Right now to leave your apartment for two weeks, No,
Speaker 1: let's say for a month, what do you bring me
Speaker 1: good clothes? Lounge wear at leisure? You weren't like you
Speaker 1: bringing stuff to go out.
Speaker 2: Girl.
Speaker 1: You asking real fucking questions. I'm asking what would you pack?
Speaker 1: Was the first thing that you were packed?
Speaker 2: If you're gonna be your heart before my makeup? You
Speaker 2: know I love my makeup.
Speaker 4: Andrew was the first thing you were packed?
Speaker 5: I don't even know? Oh my god. Yeah, if I
Speaker 5: was like going to LA, I wouldn't even know the
Speaker 5: first thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: That stresses me out even.
Speaker 2: Thinking about exactly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm looking. I'm like, I think I would pack
Speaker 4: one of my plants.
Speaker 1: Like, I'm not even I'm like, several weeks I backed
Speaker 1: my credit card.
Speaker 4: B car.
Speaker 2: That's that's it, my my vimo.
Speaker 4: So how much money did your Facebook snake during the pandemic?
Speaker 4: Trillion billion, trillion, twenty three billion dollars.
Speaker 5: It's well, like every second. It's like an insane amount.
Speaker 1: But think about how much time we have now to
Speaker 1: order stuff that we still don't actually meet.
Speaker 2: Nope.
Speaker 1: The the number of times that I order something on
Speaker 1: Amazon and then I go, oh, I should.
Speaker 4: Have added link.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if I if I had a dollar every time
Speaker 1: I said that, I would be Jack Bezos.
Speaker 2: I needed everything that I have is in portante mood
Speaker 2: and port and I needed both sex lights. I actually
Speaker 2: want more and more sex life.
Speaker 4: Oh, you're reading sex lights.
Speaker 2: I want another sex light for the kitchen. Where are
Speaker 2: you for the kitchen?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Friend for a sick can cook?
Speaker 4: Friend? You what? You're not even gonna be able to
Speaker 4: see it because that the bright light is so bright.
Speaker 2: It's gonna wash it out.
Speaker 4: It's gonna wash it out.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about putting curtains up in the kitchen now.
Speaker 2: I think it's time.
Speaker 4: Oh you don't see window more?
Speaker 2: Oh I missed him.
Speaker 7: No, I just.
Speaker 2: People really can see my whole body.
Speaker 4: Just walk Okay, you're welcome.
Speaker 2: People really can see everything. Like and if I'm like
Speaker 2: you and you're like me, we're but ass naked, just
Speaker 2: walking around all day, all day.
Speaker 4: It's but I'm on the second floor, right, you're on
Speaker 4: the first naked?
Speaker 5: Yeah, with the first floor.
Speaker 4: Yes, on the first door. No curtains with neighbors.
Speaker 5: On the on the back of the building or the
Speaker 5: front of the building.
Speaker 2: I'm in the back of the building.
Speaker 5: Okay, so the so there's other buildings like around you.
Speaker 2: That consider No, the only people who can see me
Speaker 2: are legit, my neighbor's next door and there, and their
Speaker 2: shades are always down.
Speaker 5: Have you ever seen them like an out in public?
Speaker 2: Yes, I have, but I've never seen them through the window. Never,
Speaker 2: I've never seen them. They're they're they're shades are blinds
Speaker 2: always closed, never open, very West Indian. I think they're guying.
Speaker 2: They never open their blinds. They must be you think.
Speaker 2: But then my room, there's a neighbor who's like fixing cars,
Speaker 2: and I know he has seen my anus, my clip
Speaker 2: he's seeing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, us is such a word. You didn't say. You
Speaker 1: didn't says you said.
Speaker 2: Booty. Oh that's a good title. That's a good title,
Speaker 2: booty butt cheeks anus, Oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 1: People can think we're talking about yeah, but they're not.
Speaker 2: But but yeah, it's so like he's I know he's
Speaker 2: seen me. And he's an older man. His name is Leon.
Speaker 4: Uh you know, Andre Tyley.
Speaker 2: He's never mentioned anything, but I know he looks at me.
Speaker 2: He I remember he said.
Speaker 4: Are you eighteen?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, we start with that and I
Speaker 2: was like, no, I'm thirty five and he was like
Speaker 2: and you can tell you can totally see who he
Speaker 2: was disinterested. He's like, oh okay, he was like, oh yeah, woman, No,
Speaker 2: Leon's great he's awesome.
Speaker 1: Is leon related to Wendell because that's what everybody knows
Speaker 1: from sinking cook.
Speaker 2: No Wendell. I think Wendell has a girlfriend or a
Speaker 2: wife or something like that. But he's really nice and
Speaker 2: he can cook, and he's so sweet, and he sometimes
Speaker 2: he wears those sandals that are like real thick. Oh yes,
Speaker 2: the strappy leather ones. That's like, oh, he's he's on
Speaker 2: the grill.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, yes, he's on the grill on the girl.
Speaker 4: Meat is going to fall off that bone, off the bone.
Speaker 2: You're gonna suck suck it up. Oh what you're doing later?
Speaker 4: Window cooking for you? You eighteen? Oh my god? Yeah?
Speaker 4: But I think I think you eighteen is less?
Speaker 2: Is less?
Speaker 4: You look like a child, yeah, and more.
Speaker 1: I can't figure out how old you are, but you
Speaker 1: gotta be over eighteen, right, And I think it's more
Speaker 1: compliment than like.
Speaker 2: You're you're looking at me right now, Andrew, how how
Speaker 2: old do you think I am?
Speaker 5: I would say, like, you're maybe the same age as
Speaker 5: made twenty four, twenty five.
Speaker 4: Yeah, your your face looks like what old Hollywood people
Speaker 4: do when they get filler. They expect their faces to
Speaker 4: be like mm hm, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I really just think that's about not dre king alcohol
Speaker 2: and not doing drugs. I truly believe that it has
Speaker 2: to be that because I eat poorly, I don't drink
Speaker 2: enough water, I talk ship, I'm mean to people like
Speaker 2: I should look like a crumpled up piece of piece
Speaker 2: of construction paper bag. Yes, brown brown skin, game.
Speaker 4: Jumping there?
Speaker 1: That is not.
Speaker 4: All right? Wow? But but you sing Halo, Yeah that's
Speaker 4: so mm hm.
Speaker 5: I never said that Halo was my song either.
Speaker 1: Anyway, anyway, whatever, you guys seen the Beyonce thing on whatever?
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it. It's on Disney, Okay, you guys, I
Speaker 1: did not see it. You didn't get to see it yet, Okay,
Speaker 1: so not just me?
Speaker 4: Great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been waiting. I've been bitting it off because
Speaker 2: I'm waiting to watch it with someone else.
Speaker 4: Oh you don't want to watch it yourself? No? Oh,
Speaker 4: you want to watch it with somebody in your house?
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Could put it on the projector didn't you have fun
Speaker 2: watching the movie with me on the projector?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was a nice little movie like that we had.
Speaker 4: That was cute. You want to watch Beyonce together?
Speaker 2: Marie, I would love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you was dropping somethings hints, so I
Speaker 1: figured out.
Speaker 4: I'm just waiting.
Speaker 2: I really have fun right.
Speaker 4: Watching a movie? Yeah, you was watching a movie at
Speaker 4: my house that time last week before.
Speaker 1: I was sad, and it's like, yeah.
Speaker 2: We did have a good time. We had wings. That
Speaker 2: was nice.
Speaker 4: Should we do something else next time? Food wife? Or
Speaker 4: should we do the same thing?
Speaker 1: No, we could do something Oh yeah, let's or we
Speaker 1: but you got thin crust, so let's not do thin crust.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm about that. That was unacceptable. It was an action.
Speaker 2: It was an actual accident because you had said you
Speaker 2: did not want than Crest.
Speaker 1: Well because Cross it's not real pizza to me, It's
Speaker 1: like flatbreadge you get from like a hotel lobby studies.
Speaker 2: You called it a cracker and it was I didn't
Speaker 2: like this, and then.
Speaker 4: Like it's adult lunchables.
Speaker 2: Slander. The slander that we have, you know, and the
Speaker 2: fact that I was able to rebuild with Dominoes. You
Speaker 2: know I'm in a good place because somebody messaged they
Speaker 2: were like remember when you got banned from Dominoes?
Speaker 4: Yo, I do remember that?
Speaker 1: Ah Yo, Bushwait Sydney has some had lipd some some stories.
Speaker 5: Friend, Yeah that was how did you get wait, how
Speaker 5: did you get banned from Dominoes?
Speaker 4: New listeners? Go ahead and tell them how you got banned.
Speaker 2: From the Well. Asian was away and I was by myself,
Speaker 2: and you know, I did not cook. So I was
Speaker 2: like ordering from Dominoes like three nights in a row,
Speaker 2: and every night I ordered the pizza never fucking showed
Speaker 2: up and they did not like refund my money. So
Speaker 2: I pulled up at the Dominoes and I went off
Speaker 2: on them and I showed them like what time, and
Speaker 2: I wasn't very nice. I was very hostile because it
Speaker 2: was a one day. It was like a snowstorm and
Speaker 2: there was no way I was gonna be able to
Speaker 2: get this pizza. But they said they were ordering in
Speaker 2: the pizza place. Dominoes was literally, I don't know, four
Speaker 2: or five blocks away. Three hours later, I was like, yo,
Speaker 2: it has not shown up. And then three hours later
Speaker 2: it said that it was going to take two hours.
Speaker 2: So I gave them some time. I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: maybe maybe they're behind. But by the time I realized,
Speaker 2: I was like, well, the Dominoes closed. Now I can't
Speaker 2: even call.
Speaker 4: Oh. Oh, so they never showed up and then it closed.
Speaker 4: Yes they charged you, Yes they charged me, and they
Speaker 4: kept saying, were you looking at the tracker? I was out.
Speaker 2: I wanted to fight that tractor.
Speaker 4: On no yo, I want to take pepperoni and it's
Speaker 4: like on the way out. Yeah. Oh what made me
Speaker 4: so mad?
Speaker 2: When I pulled up on them, the phone was ringing
Speaker 2: and then niggas was not picking up. But you know
Speaker 2: what they were doing. They were on their own personal phones.
Speaker 2: They're on their personal phone looking at them, ignoring the
Speaker 2: actual phone for dominoes. Oh, let them have it, Oh,
Speaker 2: let them have Oh. You know, at the time, I
Speaker 2: don't know what I was like, thirty three. Oh, I
Speaker 2: was acting fifty five.
Speaker 5: Wait, so like what will they tell They tell you
Speaker 5: your band from this domino.
Speaker 2: They were like, miss, if you try to call or
Speaker 2: order this from this location, we will not be taking
Speaker 2: your service. We will not be taking it.
Speaker 4: Wow, blocks, And you never tried to.
Speaker 2: Know I did.
Speaker 3: I ordered.
Speaker 2: I put in another address. I put in a different address,
Speaker 2: same number, different address. And so when they when they called,
Speaker 2: I would walk.
Speaker 4: Building.
Speaker 2: I said, I would get my cheesy bread in volcano cake.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna stop me from a living.
Speaker 4: That's where it says, nothing's gonna stup. You know, I
Speaker 4: see it. I'm gonna get my cheesy bread. The cheesy
Speaker 4: bread from Domino's is good. Thank you, It's very good.
Speaker 2: That was not an ad.
Speaker 4: But yeah, they're they're not paying us for this. This
Speaker 4: is not sponsorious.
Speaker 2: Uh speaking of sponsored it's crazy that Marie, people are
Speaker 2: not just sending you hair.
Speaker 1: Somebody sliding my daman to save someone, like I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And then I looked at the window.
Speaker 4: No, I'm sorry, I.
Speaker 1: Didn't know I've been because now the message was like
Speaker 1: from the first video, and do you know any messages
Speaker 1: I've gotten since the first video?
Speaker 4: I gotta scroll through too many?
Speaker 2: So okay, flex, I mean yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: Because it's like you get a message every time somebody
Speaker 1: reposts or somebody comments on my stupid ass stories.
Speaker 4: I gotta stop stories. But that's that's they're all gone.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, this is a flicks. Yeah. People should be
Speaker 2: sending you wigs. People should be sending us clothes.
Speaker 4: I mean people should be sending you and are sending
Speaker 4: you cook wear.
Speaker 2: Shout out to Great Jones for sending me their Duchess.
Speaker 2: It's amazing. It was so beautiful. I was so it's
Speaker 2: called the Duchess. And we made a little curry edish
Speaker 2: in it and it was delicious. You ate it, You
Speaker 2: ate all of it.
Speaker 4: It was good.
Speaker 1: Oh and Sydney gave me some like like some tofu
Speaker 1: and I cooked it yesterday or two days ago.
Speaker 4: It was pretty good. And you made it with back choy,
Speaker 4: I mean with bock choice.
Speaker 2: What did it taste like? What did you season it with?
Speaker 4: So? I don't have corn starch here, but I have flowers.
Speaker 4: So I put it in flour that had like soft
Speaker 4: and like garlic powder and like, so I like kind
Speaker 4: of breaded it like that and then I fried it.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, damn, that sounds cool.
Speaker 1: And then I tossed the black choy in and through
Speaker 1: successity oience soy sauce.
Speaker 4: And that's how I ate it. It's pretty good.
Speaker 2: You see, I'm influencing all these all these hoes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all these bitches. Is your son?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm rebirthing y'all. Okay, what what.
Speaker 4: Thank you? Did you have a take child development in
Speaker 4: high school? Did you ever have one of those fake
Speaker 4: baby used to take home? No, it was like an egg,
Speaker 4: an egg that you were responsible for.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: Oh, I had one of those fake babies. I had
Speaker 4: a fourth to three day weekend.
Speaker 2: What happened church?
Speaker 4: I bought the baby.
Speaker 1: I bought the fake baby to church, to my parents
Speaker 1: real church. Yeah, like, and I was like what they
Speaker 1: cried at the end of the service. But I could
Speaker 1: leave it home because you know, they like monitor how
Speaker 1: long it takes.
Speaker 5: And you can't take the batteries out.
Speaker 4: No, I think you would take the batteries out. You failed.
Speaker 1: You fail that excitement because like, you can't just take
Speaker 1: the batteries out of your baby, but that means you're
Speaker 1: shaking it.
Speaker 3: Like what is that?
Speaker 2: Will they call the cops on you if you're like
Speaker 2: beating the baby?
Speaker 4: No, because it would be a black baby, so I
Speaker 4: don't think it would here. Oh, Marie.
Speaker 2: Girl, you gotta get help. Seriously, you got to work
Speaker 2: on yourself.
Speaker 4: I'm not No. The system needs to get help, friends,
Speaker 4: and it needs to work on itself. I'm just reciting
Speaker 4: the facts.
Speaker 2: How do I stop my cat from eating too much
Speaker 2: and then throwing up everywhere? My cat is believing he's bliemic.
Speaker 4: You're giving damage.
Speaker 2: I don't he I only a little bit comes out,
Speaker 2: he eats all that, and then sometimes jelly foods comes
Speaker 2: comes out and he eats that, and then like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, he just eats too much. And then I
Speaker 2: wake up and there's a freaking hair ball or a
Speaker 2: little throw up spot, and I'm like, my cat has
Speaker 2: an eating disorder.
Speaker 1: Well, your cat is also said, I know, I think
Speaker 1: my I think my cat is sad. I think, oh, Sydney,
Speaker 1: I was kidding, your cat is happy.
Speaker 4: You spoil that cat. He's not sad. I don't believe
Speaker 4: a word of his I don't believe none of his
Speaker 4: cat tears.
Speaker 5: Andrew, I think your other cut is happy.
Speaker 2: It seems jelly.
Speaker 5: No, you're you're I'm talking about the woman You're.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yes, she's she is happy. I think she's
Speaker 2: just sad this week, but she's been for the most
Speaker 2: part very happy. So thank you, thank you for thank
Speaker 2: you for turning this combo around.
Speaker 5: I feel like you were talking about your cat like
Speaker 5: so you just needed to bring it okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I found a cat hair in your
Speaker 2: cat in my post, and I thought I thought it
Speaker 2: was a gray hair, but it was a cat hair,
Speaker 2: and I was more upset.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you just you just popped in your like
Speaker 1: you're just doing splits all up and through your apartment floor.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Just cat hair everywhere, cat hair everywhere.
Speaker 2: And I remember I made breakfast for someone and there
Speaker 2: was there's a piece of cat hair and the bacon.
Speaker 4: It was upset the bacon.
Speaker 2: But was there was there cat hair when we cooked?
Speaker 4: No, I don't know. I couldn't see. I don't know.
Speaker 4: It might have been. Was the last time you dusted
Speaker 4: your kitchen? That's a good question. When's the last time
Speaker 4: you mopped your floors?
Speaker 2: Oh the last week?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: But the cats, the way that Jelly and Jam be
Speaker 1: dragging their bellies across that, I'm not surprised it was
Speaker 1: cat here.
Speaker 4: In the bacon. They'd be sleeping in the pot. Can't
Speaker 4: be sleeping in the pots. And he'd be like, let me,
Speaker 4: let me put Jam in the duchess.
Speaker 2: No, I would like, I would never do that.
Speaker 4: They was like, he's like Moses in the Bible and.
Speaker 1: He just cat God.
Speaker 2: The uh, Well, you guys uplifted me a little bit.
Speaker 2: I feel good. I feel a little bit better than
Speaker 2: I did when I first started. No, no, no, I
Speaker 2: think yeah, but that okay, Yeah, we're forty five. We
Speaker 2: hit forty five minutes. We were like, we're gonna make
Speaker 2: this short and it's like, well.
Speaker 4: No, no, and we didn't say that. You said that,
Speaker 4: and he was like, we don't have to do this
Speaker 4: for an hour, right, and and.
Speaker 1: Do it like gas.
Speaker 2: God damn.
Speaker 4: You know. Yeah, Yeah, I'm glad we were able to
Speaker 4: be a little bit of a spirit uplifter for a
Speaker 4: couple of minutes with your friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're doing what you can. I mean, I really
Speaker 2: love you when you when you wear a wig. Just
Speaker 2: this makes me very happy.
Speaker 3: It's okay.
Speaker 2: I mean I like you because it's like the character
Speaker 2: the character work that you do is phenomenal. You know,
Speaker 2: it really is good. And I mean people don't understand
Speaker 2: just how brilliant you are. Thank you brilliant brilliant. I
Speaker 2: mean the the the jokes that you write, but you
Speaker 2: think off the top of your head. Bitch, please, they
Speaker 2: wish they could never They do not deserve.
Speaker 4: They do not deserve, but they're gonna get because that's
Speaker 4: that's what I'm doing. This is what I'm doing. I'm
Speaker 4: doing my part. It's small that I can to uplift
Speaker 4: the community. M hmm.
Speaker 2: The way the way I'll be making these randoms go
Speaker 2: viral do the same thing for us is so repost
Speaker 2: her videos please and.
Speaker 4: All the people who said that they're rested. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: find a message response.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should get some meds, right even if yes,
Speaker 2: it's fine, we'll find well, they'll be you will you
Speaker 2: will be making so much wig money that you will
Speaker 2: just get you another place. We'll get your storage.
Speaker 4: Wig money. Wow, wig money is goals. Yeah, so much
Speaker 4: wig money. I'm in the Forbes with wig money.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow, Marie, if you get a ton of money,
Speaker 2: will you move out of your apartment or you'll still
Speaker 2: stay there?
Speaker 4: I still stay here for a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really really love it. It's it's a great
Speaker 2: apartment for us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a great apartment for us, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: But it gets it's cold in here all winter and
Speaker 1: hot in here all summer. That also, like, when I
Speaker 1: really make a lot of weak money, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: a washroom.
Speaker 2: We have to get that. I don't want to I
Speaker 2: don't want to wash my clothes and I don't want
Speaker 2: to wash my fucking dishes, Like I don't want to
Speaker 2: do it anymore. Yeah, but here we are, praise be.
Speaker 4: Here we are. I gotta do longer this week.
Speaker 2: Let me Andrew, do you have a washer and drive?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: I don't need to walk to belaundromt.
Speaker 4: How far is the man from your house?
Speaker 5: It's like a block. It's fine. I see the same
Speaker 5: people there all the time, you know. I guess we're
Speaker 5: the same cycle.
Speaker 4: Like in Europe, everybody has a washer buyer, Like it's
Speaker 4: the one, the two in one in your house.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it must be nice.
Speaker 4: European rich listeners.
Speaker 2: Marie, I want us to go to Portugal. That's what
Speaker 2: I want.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's what I would like. You're trying to wait
Speaker 4: till they open back up because the American passport is
Speaker 4: we cannot go there.
Speaker 1: We saw over I saw a map and it said
Speaker 1: like countries where we're where the US passport is accepted,
Speaker 1: and where it's not.
Speaker 4: And the whole map was not except for like two
Speaker 4: places in Africa.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the ghetto.
Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, we do you want to leave the listeners
Speaker 4: with today? Friends?
Speaker 2: What intentions or goals do y'all have for for the
Speaker 2: for next week? Maybe? How about that or for the
Speaker 2: month of August?
Speaker 4: Is that saying too much because August just got it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and literally it's really hard for me to even
Speaker 2: set intentions for the next day.
Speaker 5: So I feel like the last time we did this
Speaker 5: was for March. Remember that.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we.
Speaker 5: Set our our goals for March and then obviously everything
Speaker 5: went to still stop and wrote them down.
Speaker 2: And we said, didn't we say we wanted to do
Speaker 2: a threesome?
Speaker 4: Yes, I think threesome was definitely on the ship.
Speaker 2: I think it was for me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So I don't feel good about just setting anything.
Speaker 1: Yes, but maybe you're trying to see that because we
Speaker 1: said this a were the reason why the pandemic happened.
Speaker 5: No, it's just potentially getting our hopes up again.
Speaker 4: And then I mean, I'm sure you could tell that
Speaker 4: our hopes are pretty low right now. So one thing
Speaker 4: a week that I want to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck is hope? I don't
Speaker 2: even know how to spell it.
Speaker 4: I don't even know she don't even go here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I see Hope in the street, I'm fighting
Speaker 2: her on site.
Speaker 4: I'm putting hope in my purse. I'm putting hope in
Speaker 4: my purse.
Speaker 1: Okay, so no intentions, But here's what I'm gonna saying, maybe, uh,
Speaker 1: the thing that you think that you need to get
Speaker 1: from Amazon this week, maybe.
Speaker 4: Don't buy it.
Speaker 2: Don't buy it, but don't buy it. Don't buy it.
Speaker 2: And whatever if you do find something that you were
Speaker 2: gonna buy from Amazon, whatever the amount it was, venmo
Speaker 2: it to us support a small black business.
Speaker 4: Small black business.
Speaker 1: Yes, she's not a business man, she's a business man.
Speaker 1: Let her handle her business day.
Speaker 4: Okay, fabulous. I'm gonna post something on Instagram so people
Speaker 4: can tell me what they think. This newvid's name is.
Speaker 1: Okay, and then I'm gonna do this one she and
Speaker 1: then we have a call in an hour at four
Speaker 1: it's a four flo No, it was at three o'clock. No,
Speaker 1: it's technical matter of friend.
Speaker 4: I'm a double check. But we still don't mean to
Speaker 4: have at least an hour to do this thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's sound good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, thank you for coming back after the last
Speaker 1: episode that you guys didn't miss thought that we would
Speaker 1: do that to y'all like that.
Speaker 4: Where before I go, I read a message that somebody said.
Speaker 2: You're reading this, weig really does look how did you
Speaker 2: fix it?
Speaker 4: I trimmed it because it was like, it was like
Speaker 4: super asymmetrical, and I like need it more.
Speaker 2: It was a nightmare. Yeah, are you gonna tag the brand?
Speaker 4: I guess I will.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tag the brand so they could see what
Speaker 1: I could do, what a good girl could do with
Speaker 1: a bad way.
Speaker 2: Ooh, well, good girls do bad way.
Speaker 4: When a girl a bad way.
Speaker 1: Message yesterday it says, hold on, damn all the candle
Speaker 1: ones ready.
Speaker 4: This message to somebody sent me yesterday at twelve forty pm.
Speaker 4: Fuck you, Marie.
Speaker 1: I put off listening to the episode because I actually
Speaker 1: thought it was the last Spider Face.
Speaker 4: I was deep in my feelings.
Speaker 1: Hope all is well, have a great day, okay, so
Speaker 1: coming in hot and then bring it back down to
Speaker 1: what needed to be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that message, baby laugh.
Speaker 1: You maybe left a lot.
Speaker 4: I love from words from my friends.
Speaker 2: I mean, we got a long way to go for
Speaker 2: the rest of the year. So we we have to
Speaker 2: find ways to pick this up because we can't. We
Speaker 2: can't be like this for what this five more months? Months? Yeah,
Speaker 2: So I mean we got we gotta find ways to
Speaker 2: to rise. We gotta rise like bread because this is
Speaker 2: we gotta.
Speaker 4: Rise like bread than we gotta rise like bread.
Speaker 2: That's a song. That's a slap.
Speaker 3: Yes you are, Marry Mary, Thank you, Jesus Walks Gee,
Speaker 3: Sus Walks, Gee, Sus Loucks.
Speaker 4: Andrew. Anytime you want to cut.
Speaker 2: It off, yeah, just be like all right, bitches, we've
Speaker 2: had enough.
Speaker 5: Minutes ago.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay, Dragons, I'm still recording your miles exactly.
Speaker 2: We love you, Andrew, We love you guys. Thank you
Speaker 2: for all the nice messages you're leaving and the reviews
Speaker 2: as well. They've been really good. We're gonna get to
Speaker 2: a thousand, and I believe in you.
Speaker 4: You too.
Speaker 2: It's just you know, just push a little bit more,
Speaker 2: you know what.
Speaker 4: You're doing it. Okay, Well, bye friends, talk to you soon.
Speaker 2: Bybe.
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