1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:09,760 Speaker 1: The Jewils Show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret. It's 2 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:11,960 Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. Remember text in four 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,680 Speaker 1: one six one. If you have a secret to tell us, 4 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:16,439 Speaker 1: you can tell us and then we'll tell everybody else. Well, 5 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:18,479 Speaker 1: you'll tell everybody else, but we'll never let anybody know 6 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:20,640 Speaker 1: who you are. We keep everybody anonymous, so you can 7 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:22,760 Speaker 1: say whatever you want to. Text us four one six 8 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:24,799 Speaker 1: one if you have a dirty little secret. So what's 9 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:31,320 Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Okay, Well, so lately at work, 10 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:37,560 Speaker 1: I've been doing something okay to help out lesser fortunate, 11 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:42,720 Speaker 1: but it could affect my job. Well that she sounds 12 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:45,720 Speaker 1: pretty cool. They're less fortunate and stuff. So it's a 13 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:49,640 Speaker 1: good thing, but could also be a bad thing for you. Oh, 14 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:52,120 Speaker 1: it could be a very bad thing for me. Well, 15 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 1: what do you do? You know how some people are 16 00:00:56,440 --> 00:01:00,440 Speaker 1: blessed and others are not so much blessed, Like with 17 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:10,840 Speaker 1: what I'm talking Some people are more attractive, thanks, Yeah. Yeah, 18 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 1: there's not so good looking people, and then there's good 19 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 1: looking people, and there's some there in the middle. Yeah, 20 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:16,959 Speaker 1: you know, I feel like I range in the middle, 21 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:19,800 Speaker 1: and then there's tragic looking people, and then there's super 22 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:23,200 Speaker 1: hot people. So there's all kinds. Yeah, oh baby, if 23 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 1: you in the middle, you ugly? Did you just call 24 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:30,039 Speaker 1: jewel baby nice? Okay? So what do you do at work? 25 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 1: I to hope them out, you know, when they when 26 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 1: they come through I work in retail, I give I 27 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:44,200 Speaker 1: give a little, a little ugly, a little discount for them. 28 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:49,200 Speaker 1: For people that are who you call what what? What 29 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:53,880 Speaker 1: does that mean? Let's see, if someone comes in and 30 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:58,919 Speaker 1: they look like Ryan Gosling, I'll charge them full price. 31 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:03,040 Speaker 1: But someone, I'm saying, looking like Steve Bushemy, I might 32 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:06,680 Speaker 1: charge them a little less. I don't even know who 33 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:09,120 Speaker 1: that is. You know, if you saw him, he's a 34 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:10,679 Speaker 1: character actor. By the way, it was a real jerk 35 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,960 Speaker 1: to me one time, anyway. Really yeah, oh my god. Yeah, 36 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,639 Speaker 1: I interviewed him and he did not like me at all. 37 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 1: But so you're saying that if somebody comes into your 38 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:24,160 Speaker 1: store and you consider them ugly, you give them a discount. Yes, 39 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:27,959 Speaker 1: their lives are already so hard. I don't want to 40 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 1: make it harder. When did you start giving this discount? 41 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:36,640 Speaker 1: I started giving it as soon as I got the job. 42 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,320 Speaker 1: Oh my god. So you've potentially lost that business, like 43 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:43,640 Speaker 1: thousands of dollars maybe, I don't know. Yeah, this probably 44 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:48,240 Speaker 1: lost a lot of money on the ugly discounts. So 45 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:49,919 Speaker 1: what do you rate yourself on a scale of one 46 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:55,239 Speaker 1: to ten? Oh, I'm hot. Okay, you wouldn't be giving 47 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,960 Speaker 1: yourself a discount then, since that's your dear little secret, 48 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 1: that people come into the store who you think are 49 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:02,960 Speaker 1: ugly you give him a discount because their lives are tough. No, 50 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:06,200 Speaker 1: I'd have one of my many lovers get it for me. 51 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:09,679 Speaker 1: I'd have Santa get it for me. Any lovers all right? 52 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: Oh my god, have you ever seen any of us 53 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:15,800 Speaker 1: in the studio? Yes, would anyone in here be getting 54 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:20,440 Speaker 1: a discount? Well, the only one that would have to 55 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 1: pay full price is Alex. Oh all right, so me 56 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,840 Speaker 1: and English Evan would get the ugly person discount. I'm 57 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:32,840 Speaker 1: okay with that. Well, Evan's English accent might kick it 58 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:35,839 Speaker 1: up a little bit. Okay, So I'd have to make 59 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:42,280 Speaker 1: a decision there. But but Jebil, you get a discount. Sweet, 60 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:44,960 Speaker 1: I don't care what the reason is. It's awful, faithful price. 61 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:49,160 Speaker 1: I'm down. Well, thank you for your dirty little secret. Oh, 62 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 1: thank you for having me, and thank you for the show. 63 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,840 Speaker 1: Much more terrible. 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