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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes afterwards today's Strawberry letter, the subject believe half

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Speaker 1: of what you see and none of what you hear.

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Speaker 1: But right now the nephew is in the building with

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Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What's you got for us? Now?

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Speaker 1: I got my Aunties bike, Shirley, my Aunties bike. Let's go,

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Speaker 1: can't down? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach bond. And

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Speaker 1: then this this this K dub Man. Listen, do do do?

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Speaker 1: Do you know somebody to live on? Yeah, my mama,

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Speaker 1: My mama stayed on. Who is this? Hey? This this

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Speaker 1: K dub Man. My auntie, Miss Tinsley, she live on.

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Speaker 1: Now my auntie say you came over here and stole

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Speaker 1: a bicycle and some other stuff out of her garage. Okay,

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Speaker 1: hold well, first of all, who is you man? I

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Speaker 1: sold a bike had somebody garage? Who is this? Who

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Speaker 1: is Kate? I don't know know? Do this is? This

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Speaker 1: is Kay dub Man. My auntie, Miss Tinsley, little down

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Speaker 1: the street from your mama, and my agi just got

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Speaker 1: you telling me you're the one came and when I

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Speaker 1: took a bike in a tool box of somebody that groad. Man,

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Speaker 1: first of all, I don't even know no, damn miss Tinsley.

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Speaker 1: In second round, I don't steal your your auntie, Miss Tinsley,

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Speaker 1: say I stole somebody. Put a point on the phone. Man,

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Speaker 1: put your amy on the phone. I ain't stole nothing

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Speaker 1: from nowhere. I ain't gotta she can't talk any can't

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Speaker 1: talk to you. Why she ain't? She said, I stold

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Speaker 1: so no, my ain't my auntie death. She signed lang

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Speaker 1: with me and told me that you don't want stole

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Speaker 1: stole the bike, your auntie death. And she told you

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Speaker 1: she signedling with you and said I stole the bike.

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Speaker 1: Why do you get my number? Hold on? Okay, she said,

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Speaker 1: quit all that damn lying you know, damn well you're

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Speaker 1: the one that stole the bike. Man holding so your auntie.

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Speaker 1: It's cussing me. I threw you in side language. You're

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Speaker 1: telling me that I just stole the damn bike. Say man,

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Speaker 1: first of all, hell, you even get my number? Man?

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Speaker 1: I got the street, asked him from miss ain't your mama?

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Speaker 1: Mrs Yeah, Mr my mama? Okay, okay, well look man,

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Speaker 1: the people down the street up. But then the New

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Speaker 1: York number. I told them I needed to talk to

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Speaker 1: you soon them. I ain't he told me that that

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Speaker 1: you was the one that showed the bike out to grow. Now, look,

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Speaker 1: I ain't trying to can you can kick that? Can you?

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Speaker 1: SI was back to your ain't it? Yeah? It was

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Speaker 1: back to her tell her that I said it. I

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Speaker 1: ain't stole no mike. How about that? Tell you I

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Speaker 1: ain't stole no damn Right now, man, grown man, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to tell her right now, Wait a minute, okay,

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Speaker 1: hold on, she's saying something. She said, you're black lying

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Speaker 1: and you know that well you got that. They look him, man,

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Speaker 1: you ain't that street with nobody on that street. It

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Speaker 1: felt for my mama. I'm a grown man. So I

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Speaker 1: gotta sell a bike for deafely. She must be dumb too,

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Speaker 1: She deaf fan Doug. She's like I told so, y'all,

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Speaker 1: don't I don't even know y'all ain't deaf and dumb dude, Okay,

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Speaker 1: my ain'ty don't never lie. And if Mrs Tindsley saying

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Speaker 1: that that that somebody took some that dog, she's telling

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Speaker 1: the truth. I ain't gonna be lying, and just to

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Speaker 1: be lying. Watch she just gonna lie on you watch

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Speaker 1: you gonna get you out? Man? You know what. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what's going on, but I ain't got no

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Speaker 1: reason to steal no bike. Now, I gotta cart that

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Speaker 1: ain't paid for us. I got, I got a going man.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to get cuts of in my son. So

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna coming to somebody to road and still Mike

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Speaker 1: as you crave, you're crazy. He is. May't get out

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Speaker 1: of my line with that. Hold on, hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 1: my ain't it talk a minute? Man, I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: see what she's saying. She said that black No damn

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Speaker 1: well he took that bike and he better bring that

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Speaker 1: damn bike. Looking man, I don't know what you stood

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Speaker 1: on my line. Man, I ain't took no bike, dumb

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Speaker 1: ain't he's lying? Do even? Hey, dog, you wanna tell

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Speaker 1: you something. You're gonna respect my ami? Hey man, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna respect You called my phone with them. I mean

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Speaker 1: you're trying to get my together. You're calling some who

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Speaker 1: aren't you? What are you? I don't know this is.

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Speaker 1: I don't know know who I'm gonna man. I'm k

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Speaker 1: dub everybody, no ka dub. I ain't never heard of

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Speaker 1: no k dub on in my life. My mama's been

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Speaker 1: staying on for sixteen years. I never heard no Oka dub.

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Speaker 1: I heard no ms tensily I heard by no deaf lady.

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Speaker 1: I ain't seen no like Get off my line. Man,

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Speaker 1: See you don't make me go down and steal something

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Speaker 1: out of miss house. If you're don't bring that, then

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Speaker 1: I'm bike back. Got me. Bring somebody to my mama's.

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Speaker 1: You want to tell about my way over there? Bring

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Speaker 1: somebody to my by my house. My family is gonna

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Speaker 1: be old for you. That just ain't you guys who

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Speaker 1: down that gave you my nomber. Everybody got me so

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Speaker 1: we'll throw this up. That's true. Dumb you go by

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Speaker 1: my mama house. You're back now stepping my mama. Glad

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Speaker 1: you come by my mama play you work? You got

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Speaker 1: me up. You're gonna tell me to the thoughts tops

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Speaker 1: come on my way right now. I don't know. We

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Speaker 1: get on the phone. Wait a minute, Wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute. What you're saying, ain't I ain't say

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Speaker 1: nobody scared of your crazy Say tell yo, deaf, I

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Speaker 1: ain't need to bring up outside and I'll bet you

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Speaker 1: she heard him licks I'm gonna be putting on your

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Speaker 1: you know, I'll bet she's gonna be undeaf today. I

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Speaker 1: bet you get cued when you see me whipping your man. Literally,

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Speaker 1: I ain't coming by myself. Only Commy gonna be there

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Speaker 1: with me. Commic gonna help me. Whoop your way? Who

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Speaker 1: the time to tell me? Tommy man? A few times

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Speaker 1: from the THEA. Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked

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Speaker 1: by your mama MS bureau Uh right there, man, Uh Mama,

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Speaker 1: my mama. No, I don't like nobody with a man. Guy,

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Speaker 1: your mom, your mom my son loved me to death.

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Speaker 1: He don't let that. He take care of me. He

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Speaker 1: don't nothing go wrong with me. Don't let nobody to

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Speaker 1: mess with me, he said. All you have to do

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Speaker 1: that like you're gonna do something to his mama. Man, Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't see anything. I don't see him because like

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Speaker 1: I did. Man, Guy, I'm in the mirror. Sweet, I'm

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Speaker 1: man for read y'all need this. Man, I just want

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Speaker 1: to go. I want myself. Oh you tell my mama

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Speaker 1: she wrong for that too, Dude, what's up? Whatever you do,

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Speaker 1: you have to change, boy. You have to change you

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Speaker 1: just like me before you love your mama ain't many.

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Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, man, one more thing. What is

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Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 1: the land, Man without a doubt, Man, Steve Harvey Morning

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Speaker 1: Show Man, get you timing Man without doubt? Hey man,

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Speaker 1: tell us? I said, Hey, right, I go. I was

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Speaker 1: gonna go drop off the little dollars she wanted. She

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Speaker 1: want to play games, though, Man, don't let him use you.

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Speaker 1: Hey man, have you all? Margie showed me something today

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna get to it. But it's how can

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Speaker 1: you tell when a child is raised by older people? Man?

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Speaker 1: I heard something so funny over the weekend, and so

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Speaker 1: I wrote them down. I came up with the top

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Speaker 1: three ways to find out if a child's being raised

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Speaker 1: by old people? Okay, okay, what you got now? He

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Speaker 1: real little? Now about seven years old? Okay? Sen music? Okay, Dante, Dante,

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Speaker 1: is time for you to come in the house. Well,

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Speaker 1: let me get on in here, for I have to

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Speaker 1: say something. Seven. This how you know you're being raised

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Speaker 1: by old people? All away? Ground right here? Dante? Where's

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Speaker 1: your brother? I gotta keep up with him like I

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Speaker 1: ain't got enough to do. Seven? Yeah, my old people, Dante,

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Speaker 1: how all are you? I'll be eight? Come next Tuesday,

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Speaker 1: Lord Willie. Yeah, I be eight, Come next Tuesday, Lord Willie.

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Speaker 1: Eight year old boy, They asked a little boy this, Well,

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Speaker 1: how all are you? Said? I'll be eight? Uh come

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Speaker 1: next to using, Lord Willie stay with his grandpa. All right,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Steve. That was fun. Uh. Coming up next

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Speaker 1: it is the Strawberry Letter. The subject believe half of

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Speaker 1: what you see and none of what you hear will

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Speaker 1: get into it. Right after this, you're listening to the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show