WEBVTT - #213: If You Like PEENa Coladas... 0:00:03.279 --> 0:00:07.880 Guess who've just got back today? There Brooklyn has that 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:11.600 he's been away. They both have so much to see. 0:00:12.320 --> 0:00:16.599 You know. Their names A Brody and Scaring the Boys, 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:29.600 The Boys and podcasting. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Back 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:40.000 from the Chasing, Episode two. Amazing we made it this far, Brody, 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:45.040 it's hard to believe it is. Yeah, it is, because 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:50.040 we're almost at the sun. Uh. And just as soon 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:55.760 as that happens, Brody cuts out. Wow, that was what 0:00:55.840 --> 0:01:01.040 an entrance that was. We're on a high, we're doing well, 0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:05.959 we're feeling great. The music kicks in and then Brodie's 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:10.160 microphone cuts out and now he's back. Now back, Okay, 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:14.080 what's this summer? This summer will be five years since 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:21.960 we started the podcast, so we're getting close. What's amazing? 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:23.680 What if we and you know, if I try to 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:27.479 think about what we've spoken about and covered over episodes, 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:30.480 not I know, I know you complained about a bunch 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:33.600 of stuff, but other than that, I remember me, I 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:37.000 think you complained about ten times more than I have. Well, 0:01:37.080 --> 0:01:38.840 let's see if we let's see if we're gonna recap 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:43.400 to five years, uh, naming the show some garbage pails, 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:48.040 dial a big box, a lot of funck U's and 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:50.800 free dessert. Right. That's it, that's what you missed. You know, 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:54.840 I'm excited about our merch store. We have. We have 0:01:54.960 --> 0:01:57.320 some some new things going on in our merch store. 0:01:57.440 --> 0:02:01.160 And I see, Brodie, you're already, um, you know you 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:04.560 you're already wearing some sort of music is okay. So 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:08.280 when your Brodie's computer is wearing the new items from 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:11.560 our merch store. Okay. So when the song just played, 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:14.920 you know, you know their names of Brodian, Scary, usually Scary, yells, 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:17.280 scary and Brody. Right, I decided not to do that 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:20.680 this time and switch it up. Okay, So the Brodian, Scary, 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:23.000 Scary and Brodie thing has not gone away. We still 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:25.280 have We still have that debate all the time, as 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:27.799 you guys know, and so that plays into some of 0:02:27.840 --> 0:02:30.400 our new merch because I made a conscious decision and 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:32.640 Scary notice it right away. What are we talking about. Well, 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:36.000 we've asked you guys about some of the things we 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:39.600 should add to the merchandise store, and one of them 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:43.840 was sticker sheets. Yes, of the various things that we 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:46.919 have in our store, like you know, the famous pizza shirt, 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:50.960 the logos, the original logo, you got the Pete Pepperoni 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:53.840 pizza red and white one, you got the Slice for 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:56.280 Life that looks like a pizza box. And then there 0:02:56.280 --> 0:03:00.160 are these stickers, the grammar Police, the grammar Police. So 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:03.160 we made sticker sheets of this, right, So that's that's 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:05.320 where we're going with this. We have sticker sheets. Now 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:08.320 we'll talk about how you can get them. But to 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:12.720 be fair, our boy Matt made my favorite sticker, the 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:15.640 blue one, the navy blue one, and it's the Brooklyn 0:03:15.639 --> 0:03:19.120 Boys logo and it's his Brooklyn Boys podcast with and 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:21.360 one of them says with Brody and Scary, and one 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:23.560 of them says, with Skiery and Brody, you can have 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:25.920 both of them. Right. So Brody decorating in his his 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:29.200 laptop with all the stickers except for the one that 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:35.720 says Brooklyn Boys Podcast with Scary and Brodie. Yes, would 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:40.000 you expect any less from me? So not. Now, here's 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:42.119 the thing about the stickers, which I have to say, 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:45.480 as someone who's a little bit uh O c D 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:47.880 or an'tal, whatever you want to call it, when it 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:50.920 comes to things being straight, whether it's a picture on 0:03:50.920 --> 0:03:54.560 a wall or hanging a TV or if there's something 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:56.920 that can be a little crooked, it drives me crazy. 0:03:57.360 --> 0:04:00.760 I'll go into public places and straighten a picture when 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:04.360 I'm walking by it. And so usually when I hang 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:07.080 a picture on the wall, I end up with with 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:09.920 twenty holes because I have to keep re hanging it 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:13.240 till it's perfectly straight. Yeah, And so the stickers on 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:16.680 my laptop, I couldn't figure out how I wanted to 0:04:16.680 --> 0:04:18.560 put them on the back, so I put them in 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:21.159 one pattern, that another pattern. I kept peeling them off, 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:23.520 putting them back, peeling them off, putting them back. And 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:26.720 the beauty of these stickers is that they don't leave 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:29.200 any sticky residue on on whatever you're pulling them off. 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:31.240 You could stick them on, and you could stick them off, 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:33.120 and then you could stick them on somewhere else and 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:36.159 they'll still stick. Now, I'm not saying the glue less forever, 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:39.640 but I probably took these stickers off at least seven 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:42.400 or eight times each one, almost like you were testing it. 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:44.760 You were trying to put it through the wringer. For 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:48.159 not my plan, but ultimately I think that's the w Yeah, 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:50.240 let me let me phrase that I did it for 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:53.279 the slices not because I'm I'm crazy about things being 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:57.240 straight or equal distant or perfectly centered. But I did 0:04:57.240 --> 0:04:59.520 it for the slices. Let's go with that, right, let's go. 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:01.760 So he is the deal. Go to Brooklyn Boys dot 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:05.679 Big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:08.200 dot com now and you can buy a full sheet 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:12.839 of stickers for like exact can get three sheets of 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:17.680 stickers for that's the savings of about four dollars. Or 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:22.440 if you buy any two items in the store, you'll 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:25.960 get a free sheet of stickers. You know what we 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:30.000 call that free sheet for us, Free sheet for you, Yeah, 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:32.520 for you, right, free sheet for you and you and 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:34.920 you you get a free sheet. So if you're going 0:05:34.960 --> 0:05:37.680 to get yourself a tank top for the summer, get 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:40.000 yourself to tank tops and get a free sticker sheet. 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:41.680 It's like we're giving you a sheet. We give a 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:45.359 sheet about you. And remember, use the broody and scary 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:48.160 sticker and then the scary and brody one that can 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:50.320 be the one that you know, when you're you're in 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:52.760 a in a popular place and you want to throw 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:54.719 a sticker on something, you can go ahead and throw 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:56.800 that one. So scary gets to blame for it. But 0:05:56.839 --> 0:06:00.760 that's fine. Stick you then, because you're not imaging that 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:03.960 that movie theater. You're not damaging that subway train. They're 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:07.040 easily removable, But go ahead and throw the scary embody 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:10.120 went on, I'm excited that we got stickers. Now we are, 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:13.640 we are, We've arrived. We've rived. Thank you Matt at 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:17.080 MK and the whole crew. Boys. They take care of you. Boys, 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:20.680 I mean just our boy, Matt. This team of design teams. 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:26.480 You've got teams of seamstresses and seamsters. Is there a 0:06:26.600 --> 0:06:32.120 union the seamsters for the union label? Okay, they make 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:35.719 all the they make all the merch um. So we 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:39.800 got back from vacation. It was Easter Sunday, and I 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:42.800 was with my parents and only your parents and also 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:50.919 pointed out siblings. Yeah, but my favorite was my parents 0:06:51.200 --> 0:06:53.599 when when they reacted to the fact that I got 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:58.200 the very fancy Carbone reservation. Originally we were gonna go 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:01.719 to Carbone. Now if if you carboner, I had no idea. 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:04.240 I have. I have a carboner every time I hear 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:07.440 there's an open res the Carbone are the same people, 0:07:07.560 --> 0:07:13.360 by the way, that owned the famous Siddel's restaurant, which, yes, 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:18.360 major food group that Mario Carbone, rich Tersei, the people 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:22.880 who o the part who owned Palm. Those people, the 0:07:22.920 --> 0:07:27.640 people who they have a bunch of Sidels. Yeah, they 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:29.880 owned Palm, which I happened to like very much. They 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:32.520 obviously that was the first that was their first effort. Now, 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:34.640 if you could, while we're while we're talking about this 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:37.520 real quick, I want you to just remind the audience 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:39.960 because you went by quickly the names of the of 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:43.880 the gentleman, the very Jewish names of the gentleman that 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:47.880 own the Jewish restaurant Sidels, the Jewish style rest. Ahead, 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:51.240 go I name the names of people carbon that I 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:55.280 said weren't very Jewish people. Go ahead, Mario Carbone and 0:07:55.400 --> 0:08:01.320 rich Tersei. Marrio not Jewish, Carbone not Jewish, Richie not Jewish, 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:04.960 and Terisi not Jewish. All four names could not be Therefore, 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:09.360 as I said to three years ago, not an establishment 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:13.640 owned and run and cultivated by Jewish. Where you're going 0:08:13.680 --> 0:08:16.520 with this? This is the deal conversation, not not not 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:20.000 bringing the deal, by the way, but but no, but 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:23.320 because a problem on Twitter, Let's get to that later. 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:25.120 Are you sure about that? Because I just wanted to. 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:26.920 I wanted to give you the results of my poll 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:33.439 about the un we get on the pole. You tagged 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:36.840 a chef that you claimed we both knew, Jason No 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:42.040 chef Josh Capon. Josh Capon hashtag tribe part of the 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:46.120 tribe Jewish cooking. And he always posts on Instagram the 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:49.320 best recipes. He owned a restaurant called Lure. He was 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:51.839 he actually was the executive chef, and a couple of 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:54.040 other great ones. He's also on Chopped. He's been a 0:08:54.120 --> 0:08:58.360 judge of a highly revered chef in the culinary world. 0:08:58.760 --> 0:09:01.440 Uh studied n do the best. He where he worked 0:09:01.440 --> 0:09:06.199 in the finest establishments. He posted a recipe for mats 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:11.400 of ball soup and he threw dilan not deal not 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:14.559 only in the mats of balls themselves, but on top afterwards. 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:18.000 And and I put I posted to Twitter, I'm like, look, 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:23.000 coming from a Jewish guy, traditional Jewish recipe there it 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:26.160 is brody in black and white. And now people like 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:29.360 shady jew Mobster and some others got on my case 0:09:29.760 --> 0:09:33.320 and they were just expected expressing expressing their personal disdain 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:36.080 for dil And all I was trying to say is 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:39.720 it's used in traditional Jewish cooking. But what I and 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:41.640 and and and what you hold on what you said 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:45.760 was that it was the definitive because one Jewish chef 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:51.080 had one recipe for dil and what I and shady 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:53.160 jew Momster that is correct. By the way, I and 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:54.840 Shady ju Mobster in a couple of the people all 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:58.720 said was traditional is is your own tradition, right, whatever 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:01.319 your tradition is, So it's not traditional in my family 0:10:01.360 --> 0:10:03.240 or shaded you mopsters are the people that we were 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:06.720 chiming in. That's just one recipe. It doesn't prove It 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:10.240 just means that he likes Dylan his mutable. But listen 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:12.440 that what we learned today this morning. There are people 0:10:12.440 --> 0:10:15.360 who like ham and pineapple on their pizza. And you 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:19.520 wanted to take Danielle's Italian card away because you said, 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:24.199 real Italians don't eat pizza with Hammond pineapple. Fruit put 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:28.320 fruit unless it's tomatoes. Tomato is a fruit bana bat. 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:37.000 Danielle Minero is completely Italian. However, she likes a recipe 0:10:37.360 --> 0:10:40.280 with Hammond pineapple. Now does that make it a definitive 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:44.160 Italian recipe? No, it means she's an Italian with some 0:10:44.240 --> 0:10:48.120 strange taste. So I I submit to you, Chef Josh 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:53.800 Capon is the Danielle Minaro of Hawaiian pizzas. When it 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:56.360 comes to Dylan your mutable soup, I rest my case 0:10:56.520 --> 0:11:00.240 might drop no, but I will say this though, and 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:02.719 and if if you really want me to concede a 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:05.640 loss on this one. I put an Instagram poll up 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:08.600 and I was like, traditional Jewish cooking, do you guys 0:11:08.559 --> 0:11:10.720 aware of this? I do not know the results. I 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:13.160 actually I actually put a pole, a twenty four our 0:11:13.240 --> 0:11:16.680 pole on my Instagram story and I said, uh. And 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:18.520 by the way, I did see some of you slices 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:20.920 trying to stack the deck. I got you. I didn't 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:22.480 I didn't vote. I didn't know, but I know you 0:11:22.480 --> 0:11:25.120 didn't know about it. And I said, hey, traditional Jewish, 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:28.080 settle this once and for all. The Jewish dish of 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:31.160 of of of max of ball soup deal or no 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:34.240 deal in your rest in the recipe, Howie Mandela jew 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:37.520 would also asked the same question, dil or no deal, 0:11:37.600 --> 0:11:40.000 deal or no deal. So it opened up suitcases and 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:43.800 inside with no deal. Much to my dismay and to 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:53.679 your delight, results were sevent that said not not Jewish. Tradition. 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:58.040 Yes it was seven. Buy your sticker sheets, you use 0:11:58.080 --> 0:12:03.920 your brody and scary sticker. Thank you, it's there. Hey, 0:12:03.960 --> 0:12:05.920 before we went to break, we're talking about Dill, and 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:07.440 I'm not gonna harp on Dill anymore. But I wanted 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:10.000 to thank Lindsey Specter, who sent me a T shirt 0:12:10.360 --> 0:12:13.839 that said big Deal Energy. I love that Big Deal 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:17.560 Jackie Helchowski, who sent me an ad for Dill pickles 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:23.640 salt teens um hold on average game er Dad sent 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:26.120 me a picture of I don't know if this is real, 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:30.920 but Dill pickle pop tarts. And William Rivera who sent 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:36.000 me a picture of Dil bursting with flavor prickles pringles 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:40.760 rather bill pringles Dill pickle flavor pringles. So those are 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:44.760 some things I will not be eating. But big Deal Energy. 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:47.560 If that was a great, big deal energy, I will 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:50.720 say that could make a good shirt for the future. There, 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:54.440 Matt from NK, if you're listening that maybe i'd have 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:58.760 maybe I'd try it after some hennessy. Right, that's that's 0:12:58.760 --> 0:13:01.120 a reference to the song. And if I win the lotto, 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:03.920 if I wasn't rich man. So I was telling you 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:05.560 that my parents and I went out. We were going 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:07.800 to go to Carbon Scary Scary who sings this song? 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:11.800 I'm quoting what which one? Lotto? Right? That's why I said, 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:14.080 if I'll try it, if I win the lotto, if 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:18.400 it was a lot of h after right after on 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:21.720 the roofside, well that's okay. So so I had a point. 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:24.800 Um my parents were I was talking. I got on 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:27.240 the carbone in the Adel's tip anyway. Yes, very Jewish 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:30.600 social carbone, very famous place, hard to get into. It's 0:13:30.640 --> 0:13:32.560 it's a big it's a big deal. It's a big 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:35.960 deal in New York. They're now opening all around the world. 0:13:35.960 --> 0:13:38.800 There's one in Miami, Vegas, l A, wherever, whatever you 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:41.080 name it. Well, the food look great. I would try. 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:44.480 It's a hard reservation. But here's what happened. This is 0:13:44.520 --> 0:13:47.160 what I was facing. Whoa, whoa. You'll find a way 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:51.679 to get me in there that counts repay. No, you 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:55.160 should take me as my my deal victory dinner. Well 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:59.360 we never had a deal about deal. You should just say, 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:01.360 you know what, bro, we've been fighting over this for 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:03.679 three years. I made to get a dinner at a 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:05.920 good place. I made a concession. I don't know you 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:07.839 two dinners. I owe you one dinner if you want 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:12.120 car you want, you can get a steak at Carbone. No, 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:14.720 I would like, you know what I would like my 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:19.280 steak dinner? Uh this year, now that the the now 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:22.680 that the restaurants are fully opened again, and at the moment, 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:26.040 as of this recording, there are no pandemic restrictions in 0:14:26.080 --> 0:14:28.640 New York as far as eating out. Nothing. So all right, 0:14:28.680 --> 0:14:34.720 I'm ready, this is so so my my parents well 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:36.600 like now, I thought I was doing a good thing 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:38.640 because it's a hard reservation to get into Carbones, and 0:14:38.680 --> 0:14:40.880 you don't, guys, you have to understand the magnitude of 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:43.960 being able to land a reservation, let alone one on 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:46.480 Easter Sunday, when I'm gonna be spending with my parents, 0:14:46.920 --> 0:14:48.720 I got a phone. I wish I had. I wish 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:51.760 I was recording at Brody. You could you could imagine 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:54.120 I get a call from my father with my mother 0:14:54.160 --> 0:14:56.800 on the phone, when my mother when I when I 0:14:56.840 --> 0:14:59.160 get a call from my dad, and then five seconds 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:01.760 later I hear the phone the other landline pickups and 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:04.800 that's my mother. I'm like, oh, here comes up, here 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:10.640 comes an intervention. So my father goes exactly that, like, yeah, 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:15.520 what's up, Tony, Hey, Anthony? You called your father Tony, No, 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:18.760 Tony's his name. I called an what's that dad? Yeah? 0:15:19.360 --> 0:15:22.680 You call your mommy, Mommy, you're not calling your father dad. 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:26.120 And he was, Hey, mommy's Mommy's on the phone. Mommy's 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:32.560 on the phone too. Okay, great, Hey, listen about our 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:37.720 plans for East Sunday. I'm like, yeah, I see you. 0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:42.160 You're gonna be taking us to this uh Carbone place. Um, well, 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:45.840 me and mommy looked it up, looked it up on 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:51.880 Google mAbs and we looked it up. We look up 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:55.520 at some of the reviews on Yelp, and I gotta say, 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:58.200 it looks like some kind of a jet set jet 0:15:58.240 --> 0:16:01.200 set his place. It looks like jet sets. It looks 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:02.960 like for the jet set crowd. Did me a mommy, 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:05.680 look like with the jet set crowd. Your father, your 0:16:05.680 --> 0:16:09.200 father is now calling this place Carbones, the the fancy 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:12.480 garbage pail of restaurants. He's like, look, because like your 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:16.160 fancy garbage pain. You how to hear him? He's like, 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:18.600 and he and and now he's he's getting angry as 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:20.920 he's talking. He was, and I'm like listen, I said, 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:23.840 you don't understand. I said, first of all, it's not 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:26.640 just a flash in the pan kind of place. I've 0:16:26.720 --> 0:16:28.920 eaten there five or six times. Would I have gone 0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:31.520 back repeatedly if it was a jet set place and 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:35.040 the food wasn't good? Or is it? You know? I mean, 0:16:35.480 --> 0:16:37.040 you gotta you gotta take my word for it that 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:39.320 you know. I'll try anything once. But when I go back, 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:41.520 I said, I've been that four times. The spicy ricka 0:16:41.600 --> 0:16:44.840 Tony is a thing. The the the the real palm 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:48.200 on the bone. It's like a tomahawk reveal palm with 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:51.480 the palm popped on right there with the bone. And 0:16:51.480 --> 0:16:54.800 he goes, I gotta tell you something, Anthony. He goes, 0:16:56.040 --> 0:17:01.560 where's the veal osbuco? And I said, I said, I said, 0:17:01.920 --> 0:17:06.960 he they got. This is a basic restaurant. That's it's 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:10.479 like spaghetti and meat balls, basic dishes. I don't need 0:17:10.560 --> 0:17:14.240 anything on here this menu. And he want he wants 0:17:14.240 --> 0:17:17.640 a basic restaurant. He's no, he doesn't. He wants viola sabuco. 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:21.080 He wants a double double pork chop. He wants. Upset 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:23.399 that the restaurant you're going to is too basic it's not. 0:17:23.520 --> 0:17:28.199 He's trying to say that it's Italian American classics, but 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:34.199 it's a very basic menu. It's chicken pot was too fancy. Opposite. No, 0:17:34.720 --> 0:17:37.520 he wants real genzo. Excuse me, I could say that 0:17:37.560 --> 0:17:40.479 I'm Italian. He wants real Italy, real Italy food like 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:44.640 he wants. He goes, he goes, where's the scongeli, where's 0:17:44.680 --> 0:17:47.800 the fish salad? I want to seafood, the cold seafood salad, 0:17:47.840 --> 0:17:50.360 the fruit, the del the food, all that. I said, Well, 0:17:50.359 --> 0:17:53.560 they have calamari on there. I said, they got chicken palm, 0:17:53.880 --> 0:17:55.680 I got, they got different types of pasta. I said, 0:17:55.720 --> 0:18:00.560 the pasta's outrages they have. Did he doom you a favor, 0:18:00.640 --> 0:18:05.840 to us a favor cancel the reservation? Oh no, dude. 0:18:06.119 --> 0:18:08.280 It was like it was like I took a knife 0:18:08.280 --> 0:18:11.040 to the heart and they were twisting it. Because it is. 0:18:11.440 --> 0:18:14.440 Again I'm going to reiterate, it is so fucking hard 0:18:14.640 --> 0:18:16.639 to get a reservation at this place on any giving 0:18:16.680 --> 0:18:19.480 that you played in the morning show, car didn't you, Yeah, 0:18:19.520 --> 0:18:24.640 on any given Sunday, pun intended, it's hard to get 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:27.520 a reservation, let alone Easter Sunday. They did me a 0:18:27.560 --> 0:18:29.960 favorite body letting us in there. Now gotta go eat crow. 0:18:30.080 --> 0:18:32.399 Now I gotta call them back. And by the way, 0:18:32.600 --> 0:18:35.360 my parents want something a little bit more uh with 0:18:35.440 --> 0:18:39.840 which has a lot more Italian dishes. My father wants 0:18:40.119 --> 0:18:43.040 my father wants something not not as fancy or plain. 0:18:43.680 --> 0:18:46.800 It's it's like it's a he's a contradiction. It looked up. 0:18:47.160 --> 0:18:49.800 I looked up the term jet jet set. It's a 0:18:49.920 --> 0:18:53.200 term for an international social group of wealthy people who 0:18:53.240 --> 0:18:56.879 travel the world to participate in social activities unavailable to 0:18:57.000 --> 0:19:00.960 ordinary people. He's well, so kind of describes a little bit, 0:19:01.000 --> 0:19:04.720 a little bit, but the food is great. So it's 0:19:04.840 --> 0:19:08.080 your father is hilarious. He wants he wants something that's 0:19:08.119 --> 0:19:12.120 not fancy, but he wants something fancier than not fancy. 0:19:12.200 --> 0:19:15.560 He wants real Italian delicacies, like because when you go 0:19:15.640 --> 0:19:17.959 to an Italian restaurant, and again I might be speaking 0:19:17.960 --> 0:19:20.120 for the it's like Chinese food. In China, they don't 0:19:20.119 --> 0:19:23.760 eat low maine and pan fried noodles. That's what, right, 0:19:23.840 --> 0:19:26.159 that's what he's saying in the in the equivalent the 0:19:26.160 --> 0:19:29.520 the that's a great analogy. It's like, it's like Jewish food. 0:19:29.520 --> 0:19:31.639 You don't put dill on it. That's what the sup 0:19:32.400 --> 0:19:34.240 But yeah, I see what you're saying. But what I'm 0:19:34.240 --> 0:19:36.240 what I'm saying is he wanted to go to a 0:19:36.240 --> 0:19:38.880 place that was more traditional red sauce Italian but had 0:19:38.920 --> 0:19:41.119 a lot more like a big man. You go to 0:19:41.280 --> 0:19:44.320 Italian restaurant. And then again I'm speaking for the Tri 0:19:44.440 --> 0:19:46.720 state area, New York, New Jersey, Cannet, maybe some Florida, 0:19:46.960 --> 0:19:49.680 but California. Yeah, but like sometimes if you go to 0:19:49.720 --> 0:19:51.840 the Midwest, right, but if you go to the Midwest, 0:19:51.880 --> 0:19:53.840 you made this this you may not understand it, but 0:19:54.160 --> 0:19:56.840 you go to Italian restauraces. You put munster cheese on 0:19:56.880 --> 0:20:00.960 your chicken farm. But you're going to Italian staurant and 0:20:01.080 --> 0:20:04.120 they have like a menu a mile long, the size 0:20:04.119 --> 0:20:06.360 of a diner, and they have all kinds of like 0:20:06.440 --> 0:20:09.800 octop grilled octopus. Right one one whole page of the 0:20:09.800 --> 0:20:12.760 menu is for pecia. You fish right one whole and 0:20:12.840 --> 0:20:15.240 one is the is the big there's a whole feel section. 0:20:16.040 --> 0:20:17.320 If you don't just get one veal, there is a 0:20:17.320 --> 0:20:20.000 whole fal section. So he's trying to say and feel 0:20:20.240 --> 0:20:24.080 and every every chicken and veal is made eleven different ways, 0:20:24.440 --> 0:20:26.000 and so it's a mile long and they have all 0:20:26.000 --> 0:20:27.960 these other things. So so I kind of understand what 0:20:28.040 --> 0:20:30.480 he was saying because it's it's but what the thing is, 0:20:30.680 --> 0:20:33.119 they have a more limited menu, but they do those 0:20:33.160 --> 0:20:37.119 items really well. That's why it's that's quality control, folks. 0:20:37.359 --> 0:20:39.399 You can't offer seven things on the menu and be 0:20:39.480 --> 0:20:41.720 awesome at all of them. That's why some great rest 0:20:41.760 --> 0:20:44.520 of some of the greatest restaurants have limited menus because 0:20:44.560 --> 0:20:47.520 they perfect few of the dishes, some of the dishes 0:20:47.560 --> 0:20:50.400 that are just right when they're hyper focused on them. 0:20:50.560 --> 0:20:52.960 This is a concept my parents don't understand. So what 0:20:53.040 --> 0:20:55.800 I do. I cancel the reservation and we went to 0:20:55.840 --> 0:20:58.720 this place, Cousins in marl Borow, New Jersey. Not a client. 0:20:59.240 --> 0:21:02.600 Oh you didn't go to Carbone. No, we went to Cousins. 0:21:02.840 --> 0:21:06.040 And that's what's the video on Instagram was not Carbone. 0:21:06.160 --> 0:21:09.280 That was Cousins. It was at which an amazing restaurant 0:21:09.320 --> 0:21:12.280 in its own right. But I'm just saying it's it 0:21:12.400 --> 0:21:15.080 wasn't the city Carbone experience I really wanted to give 0:21:15.119 --> 0:21:17.480 to my my mother and father. But then again, according 0:21:17.480 --> 0:21:20.600 to them, that's whe the jets set crowd, and you know, 0:21:20.720 --> 0:21:22.879 me and mommy, we just want we want to go 0:21:22.960 --> 0:21:25.840 to a place we could get a good Italian food. 0:21:28.880 --> 0:21:31.639 So that was my Sunday. And that was after a 0:21:31.680 --> 0:21:34.440 week of me being in a Ruba and then Miami, 0:21:34.600 --> 0:21:37.040 which is a whole other thing. But how is your 0:21:37.160 --> 0:21:40.680 how is your vacation? You did? Did you celebrate passover 0:21:40.840 --> 0:21:43.320 or what? What? What was going on all of that? 0:21:43.480 --> 0:21:45.439 So let me let me tell you. I'll give you 0:21:45.520 --> 0:21:48.280 a rundown of my vacation and and maybe reverse ordus. 0:21:48.320 --> 0:21:51.399 I I want to end on how it started. Can 0:21:51.480 --> 0:21:57.199 we do that right after hit the button? Yeah? All right, 0:21:59.600 --> 0:22:04.760 scary Brodie. So I did. I did some decent things 0:22:04.800 --> 0:22:07.600 I had. I had a good time. So in reverse order. 0:22:08.160 --> 0:22:11.480 On Friday night, so I don't know, six days ago, 0:22:12.040 --> 0:22:17.080 we went to saying it properly Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, that's 0:22:17.160 --> 0:22:22.359 ruth apostrophees Ruth's Chris Steakhouse for my youngest daughter's birthday. 0:22:23.480 --> 0:22:25.439 Very nice, and I got a story. I got a 0:22:25.440 --> 0:22:27.639 story about her a little bit, nothing bad, but a story. 0:22:28.280 --> 0:22:29.919 And I had a great dinner just the three of 0:22:30.000 --> 0:22:32.000 us because my other two daughters are out of town. 0:22:33.119 --> 0:22:37.080 Us yes, similar similar to mine story. It was you're 0:22:37.119 --> 0:22:39.280 the dad, the mom, and the and the kid, and 0:22:39.320 --> 0:22:41.200 it was I'm the kid and then as my dad. 0:22:41.280 --> 0:22:43.760