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Speaker 1: it makes no sense. He's trying to siphon money from

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Speaker 1: brackets in lunch. It's people doing this shit. Same thing

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Speaker 1: Nobody invested money, Nobody looked at it, nobody cared. Why

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Speaker 1: and I pick an underdog because I want six four

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Speaker 1: Are you doing this? But because Arnold Dune. This is me.

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Speaker 1: up everyone, I'm Eddie and I know the least about sports.

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Speaker 1: But I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher. I

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Speaker 1: you can tell. If a man is carrying a pistol

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Speaker 1: over to you, what is he talking about? To try

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Speaker 1: We did kind of find out another reason that Eddie

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Speaker 1: That was the truth. And my and my work doesn't

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Speaker 1: But these guys what they're running the trouble they're running into.

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Speaker 1: That is next level up. I would do it one time,

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Speaker 1: I'm done. So you would sit there and every join them,

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Speaker 1: Thank god, I don't have that. I thought, Coach. All

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Speaker 1: they eventually broke up, but she was controlling about like

422
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:31,080
Speaker 1: who his friends, he couldn't go places. But didn't she

423
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:34,040
Speaker 1: like tell tell him that she loved him or she

424
00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:37,680
Speaker 1: only wanted him, yes, because he would look at other

425
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,920
Speaker 1: girls or something, and but I mean she'd get passed.

426
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:43,639
Speaker 1: How easy would that relationship be? He goes home to

427
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,520
Speaker 1: his family, She has her own daughter that she's worried

428
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:49,560
Speaker 1: about the dude is just must have been always hooking up.

429
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,800
Speaker 1: He was then hooking up with the daughter had to

430
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,840
Speaker 1: be had to be like, okay, you know, we hook

431
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,880
Speaker 1: up and then fall asleep and then oh you're asleep, Okay,

432
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sneak out into your mom's room. So they

433
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:02,200
Speaker 1: had a secret relationship. Realistically, yeah, realistically, three hundred times's

434
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:05,240
Speaker 1: always at three hundred times. That's the over three hundred times,

435
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,600
Speaker 1: over three hundred times. So that means the first few

436
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:09,640
Speaker 1: hundred he was cool with her. Right At what point

437
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 1: was he just like, hey, this isn't good. I always

438
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,520
Speaker 1: wanted the same thing, you know what I mean? I

439
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:17,560
Speaker 1: bet it's though number one. The first time was crazy,

440
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:22,320
Speaker 1: the second time this probably isn't right. I don't know,

441
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,440
Speaker 1: you're talking over three hundred times. After that he was

442
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,960
Speaker 1: addicted to it. But the biggest decision of his life

443
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,119
Speaker 1: was when he went from one to two. One probably

444
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,800
Speaker 1: happened when he had a couple of drinks. I don't

445
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:34,080
Speaker 1: know how old they were. She's in her forties old,

446
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,679
Speaker 1: he's got to be. He was in high school. He's

447
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,840
Speaker 1: in high school, but drink. He's kids are all drinking

448
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,600
Speaker 1: so maybe it involved a little bit of drinking the

449
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:43,240
Speaker 1: first time. The second time. Man, when he crossed that line,

450
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,880
Speaker 1: there was no turning back. I just want to My

451
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,959
Speaker 1: main question is how did she sneak him off campus

452
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,960
Speaker 1: so many times in her car? I know maybe he

453
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,440
Speaker 1: went in his car and then met her over there,

454
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,520
Speaker 1: But you think the neighbor would see something like that.

455
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 1: If you have open campus, there's always cars coming and

456
00:22:57,359 --> 00:23:01,159
Speaker 1: going right. But that's why school was closed. Campuses we

457
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:04,320
Speaker 1: have like this. We had closed campuses, and I remember

458
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,680
Speaker 1: now I'd look back at it, how stupid we were.

459
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,720
Speaker 1: We were so insistent on going off campus. The links

460
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,920
Speaker 1: that we went to to go off campus for lunch

461
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:16,159
Speaker 1: because upper classmen could go off well you could. We

462
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,639
Speaker 1: would hide in the trunks of cars just so we

463
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:22,760
Speaker 1: could go eat it. Damn Burger king Like, isn't that

464
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,359
Speaker 1: we thought it was the most important thing for us

465
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,360
Speaker 1: to go off campus for lunch, that we would hide

466
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 1: in the trunks of cars. Do you guys are dumbasses? Though?

467
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 1: I would just bring the security guard food bat He'd say,

468
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,399
Speaker 1: you can go wherever you want, man, just bring it back.

469
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,480
Speaker 1: Where were you guys going, Oh, we're going to Burger king, Hey,

470
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,679
Speaker 1: bringing back a whopper? Genius? Got it, dude. We we

471
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,359
Speaker 1: actually had it open. It's actually smart. Freshman year, we

472
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 1: had it open and we would drive in traffic. Not

473
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 1: like it was crazy. I was in a small town.

474
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 1: But you would drive to the pizza place. It would

475
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:53,200
Speaker 1: take you twenty five minutes in driving, and we'd eat

476
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,119
Speaker 1: there for five minutes. I mean, why not get a

477
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:58,240
Speaker 1: good nutritious meal for thirty minutes, sit down and eat it. Dude.

478
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,240
Speaker 1: We would scarf down pizza and you'd have to run

479
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 1: back to school. But is the freedom, dude? Is that

480
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 1: driving the roads at lunch time? We're throwing us pizza.

481
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 1: As we left the door because it was time to go.

482
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,439
Speaker 1: You felt so awesome because it was like, oh my gosh,

483
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,399
Speaker 1: I can pick where I want to go today. And

484
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 1: then you see random people at the Oh you chose

485
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 1: to eat here too. You felt free, Like Eddie said,

486
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 1: you go anywhere. And then they get smart close campus

487
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:24,400
Speaker 1: because then they make more money. Everybody's forced to eat

488
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 1: their school lunch profits always that why they did is

489
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:30,160
Speaker 1: to make more money. Probably didn't think about that they're

490
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,639
Speaker 1: making tons of money, but yeah, you would have and

491
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,680
Speaker 1: the farther you went away from campus, the easier it

492
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,439
Speaker 1: was to get foodcause there was a long line. If

493
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,119
Speaker 1: you went to something right by campus, it was like,

494
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,680
Speaker 1: oh my god, like this is taking forever. Dude, there's

495
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 1: a Sonic right next to where I get my hair done.

496
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,719
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll swing by get a pretzel. Don't know if

497
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 1: this is a good story or not. I'll get a pretzel,

498
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,760
Speaker 1: get a cherry line made. Dude. If campus just got

499
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 1: let out, good luck, I mean good luck. The line's

500
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,400
Speaker 1: gonna be twenty people around the Sonic. I just won't

501
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 1: eat guys. Sorry, you guys have open campus. The kids

502
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,479
Speaker 1: love Sonic and they sit out there, they're you know,

503
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,639
Speaker 1: they're grabbing their girls. They're try to find a way

504
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 1: to smoke. That nothing's changed in the years when I

505
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,919
Speaker 1: was a high school. Kids are still trying to hide

506
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 1: cigarettes and smoke. And you're still trying to cop a

507
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,440
Speaker 1: feel while you're on your thirty minute break, Coach. You

508
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 1: know they did this back in the fifties too. I know,

509
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,080
Speaker 1: nothing changes. They didn't have this back like eighteen hundred,

510
00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 1: So we're gonna have flying cars. Back in the Bible days,

511
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 1: that's what they were doing off campus coach. Dude, you're

512
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 1: good though, with the security guard. That's how you do.

513
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 1: Once you have him, you can do anything. Due my

514
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,919
Speaker 1: freshman year though, I was a good kid, never got

515
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,040
Speaker 1: called well. In middle school. I got a couple of fights,

516
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 1: but like high school, it was like, I'm not going

517
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,439
Speaker 1: to screw up in high school. It's a serious business.

518
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 1: Principle calls me in the hell. I'm like a freshman.

519
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 1: I sit down his life. So what makes you think

520
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 1: you can leave campus and go lunch when everyone has

521
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 1: to be here? I'm like, what do you mean? Don't

522
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 1: talk back to me, son, What makes you so special

523
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 1: that you can leave campus and go eat somewhere off

524
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 1: campus when everyone else has to eat in the cafeteria?

525
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 1: Want to bk man? Sir, Sir look sir, I don't

526
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,879
Speaker 1: know what. Shut up, don't talk back to me. This

527
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,720
Speaker 1: is stupid. I'm not going to tolerate this stuff. Have

528
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 1: you ever had the big New Yorker from Pizza Man?

529
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 1: Then the secretary cut knocks on the door, Sir, Eddie

530
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:13,359
Speaker 1: Garcia is here, freaking's big old senior. Hey, you guys

531
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 1: needing me? Who's this guy? That's Eddie Garcia is a freshman.

532
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, freman, you can leave him now. Scared straight.

533
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 1: I was like, what the I didn't do anything, and

534
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:28,680
Speaker 1: I don't even drive, like dude, I ate the square pizza. Man,

535
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 1: don't drive? Why are you yelling at me? Shut up?

536
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 1: Don't talk back to me. It's crazy, dude, Dude, those

537
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,359
Speaker 1: administrators getting a little mean. I mean, they think they

538
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:42,159
Speaker 1: are such badasses. Yea, they can't anymore, but they now

539
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: because their cell phones, cell phones and all that. Back Now, dude,

540
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 1: if their teacher starts talking now, you see every teacher

541
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 1: that hits the student back in the day, they probably

542
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,119
Speaker 1: hit him all the time. I mean it's like I

543
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 1: remember elementary school. They would close the blinds in the

544
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 1: excuse me, Oh yeah, dude, in the principal's office, they

545
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:02,360
Speaker 1: would close the blinds because somebody's gonna get popping swats. Yeah.

546
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,680
Speaker 1: I actually heard that our principal would hit a couple

547
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 1: of people. I never got but I never saw rumors that, yeah,

548
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 1: he's hit a couple of people. Yeah. We never had

549
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 1: a hitting in my schools, but I did have a

550
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 1: sub bus driver one time, and we're having a paper

551
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 1: fight this middle school, like last day of school and

552
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 1: we're having a paper fight, paper fight, and we stopped

553
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 1: the paper fight. And I'm getting off the bus and

554
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,719
Speaker 1: there's a lot of paper on one of the steps

555
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: and I kind of just fling it over my shoulder

556
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 1: at the trash can. The bus driver thinks I'm thrown

557
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:34,959
Speaker 1: it at him, jumps off the bus boom and shows

558
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 1: me up against the fence, and I'm like up Forrest

559
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 1: and Aaron my boys forever to sit there and watch,

560
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 1: of course, But Luke the juke Whale, who I did

561
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 1: not know at all, jumps off that bus and jumps

562
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 1: on the bus driver's back. That dude lost his career

563
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: to beating Luke the juke Whale on this dude's back.

564
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 1: He grabs us both on the bus. He says, back

565
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 1: to school, and the school called my parents for a week.

566
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,439
Speaker 1: Please don't sue us. Please do not sue. Please do

567
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,160
Speaker 1: not sue. Please don't sue us. Please do not sue.

568
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 1: We are so sorry. That bus driver will never work again.

569
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:16,159
Speaker 1: Please do not file a lawsuit. Why did they not?

570
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 1: Dude and my parents did never file a lawsuit? Oh man,

571
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 1: And I don't know what you'd be a millionaire, dude,

572
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:25,239
Speaker 1: be a millionaire he just lost it. He just lost it.

573
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 1: Thought I was throwing it at him, slams me up

574
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 1: against the fence. And what did he say when he

575
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,920
Speaker 1: slammed you? What the hell do you think you're doing?

576
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 1: And the beauty of it is he could get a

577
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,879
Speaker 1: job at another school nowadays, you can, because I'd have

578
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 1: been recording, yes and all I was saying, and I go,

579
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 1: I'm throwing the paper at you threw it at me,

580
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 1: damn it don't And I was like, I just tossed

581
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: it over my shoulder at the trash can. And then

582
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: here comes Luke the juke Whaley out of nowhere and

583
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 1: tackled him from behind, jumped on his shoulder like, jumped

584
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 1: on his back, like, get off of him. It was

585
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 1: aweso he did. He had my back Aaron, and f

586
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 1: appreciate that, Luke Duke. But here's the funny about Luke

587
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 1: the juke Whale. When we were he was from a

588
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 1: divorced household. And where are you going now? And how

589
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 1: does that have to do anything with any story? No, no, no,

590
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 1: just wait. It was a dual income one at house,

591
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: so we didn't know what the hell is Eddie doing work?

592
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 1: I'm working on my headphones. I think I figured it out.

593
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: So we didn't know Luke the Juke Whaley. And we

594
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 1: were gonna play ditch football. And this is the beginning

595
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 1: of the school year, and he is on the bus

596
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 1: and we're like, wow, we need an extra let's just

597
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 1: invite this loser like this nerd. We've never seen him before.

598
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 1: He must be new to the neighborhood. So like, hey, man,

599
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 1: you want to come down and play some football down

600
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 1: in the ditch. He's like yeah, cool, and we're like little,

601
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: We're like good, We're gonna kick this guy's ass. Luke

602
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: the Juke And that is how he got his name,

603
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: Luke the juke Whale, Hell of the Juker. No, you

604
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 1: couldn't tackle him. He was a juker. He was so

605
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 1: freaking fast. That move it's called a juke No, the

606
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 1: juke Whalley. That's when he was born, dude. And I mean,

607
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 1: and then you didn't know him. No, I didn't know him.

608
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: Did he go on to play big sports or no?

609
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: Well he moved schools because this was when he was five.

610
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 1: This is when he was in eighth grade, and so

611
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 1: we didn't know him. So he was there for that year.

612
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: And then high school. He stayed with his mom that way.

613
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 1: He went to high school all four years at that school,

614
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 1: and we never saw him again. Luke, and then I

615
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 1: found him on Facebook. Lives in Dallas. Luke the juke

616
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 1: Whale is Christian McCaffrey. Is he still playing ball? No?

617
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 1: No, no no, he's not playing ball. I don't think he

618
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 1: ever played ball. Henry Now heard of him. No, but

619
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 1: David Tony Pollard, Yeah, no, Christian Nikoy ain't. No, it

620
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 1: wasn't any of them. Zeke no, Zeke. He didn't show

621
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 1: up to the ditch. He was too busy at the

622
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 1: pizza buffet. But I got stuck. Hey, we're gonna get

623
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 1: you some very important information that's gonna help you fill

624
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 1: out your bracket. Right after this. Always go at the

625
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: lower seed. Nope, right, call that number. Oh no, no, no no,

626
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 1: we're not doing it. Well, we're not calling no tooth Keith,

627
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 1: Now we're not. No, we're not calling Hey, kid, I

628
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: feel that in my bracket. No, no, there's nothing that

629
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 1: you gotta be kidding me. Hit it, coach, it's dead,

630
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 1: give it a hit. It's usually has lights. There's nothing here.

631
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 1: What right, that's an important segment? Who is that We're

632
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: gonna call the University of Houston get an update on

633
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: sasser Um University of Houston, how would you like to

634
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 1: enroll this summer? Hello? It Lark? An update on Sass? Sass? No,

635
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: not Sassy? What's the update? I don't know. What have

636
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 1: you seen online that he's gonna be good to go? Thursday?

637
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: Told you who's people are trying to work? Director off

638
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 1: Us is currently unavailable. You think they are busy in

639
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 1: the month of March, they're training for it? All right,

640
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: we'll try. We are a number one seed. Leave us

641
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 1: the hell alone. There is a lot of madness here

642
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: because it's March madness and we are still dealing with

643
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: prank callers. Look warm them up first with is your

644
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: mascot name? Sasha? Hello? Hello? How come we can't hear you?

645
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:47,480
Speaker 1: Call it? Droids? Up? Man? Are you naked? Hello? What's

646
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 1: your sign? And what's your name? Coach? What do you

647
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: call Chewbacca? I don't know what man? Hey, this BID's

648
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: going really well. I thought it'd be fun job. Coach. Hey,

649
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 1: when you're struggling, we don't have anything to talk about. Hello,

650
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 1: who are we calling next? At Intermural Office? Who's next?

651
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 1: Homer Simpson. Hey, guys, I got spongebobs. Yes, ma'am, I

652
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 1: just got a question. I'm trying to fill out my

653
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 1: bracket for March Madness, and I was just trying to

654
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 1: get an update on Marcus Sasser on my update, Yeah,

655
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 1: like because he heard his groin in the game the

656
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 1: other day, and so I'm just wondering, like, can is

657
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 1: it okay to take Houston all the way? Like what's

658
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 1: his status? Have you seen anything in practice? So you're

659
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: calling camps racation. We're not connect to the athletics there,

660
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 1: But what do you know? What are you hearing around campus?

661
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 1: I figure you would be in the know because you

662
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: guys are athletics. They're athletics, you guys, you know, athletes

663
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 1: hang out with athletes. Gotcha, um so Carl on spring break,

664
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:53,239
Speaker 1: so they're having a lot of people on campus. Oh well,

665
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 1: if they're on spring So have you gone to practice?

666
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 1: Have you talked to SAMs coach Sampson? See what the

667
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:01,959
Speaker 1: deal is? Ready? The campus arecase Center and the athletics

668
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:05,720
Speaker 1: are not connected, so you don't have access to it.

669
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sir, do that so they can't sign up

670
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 1: for inner murals? Okay, My question is are you taking Houston?

671
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: Are you taking Houston to win it all in your bracket? Like?

672
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 1: Are you that confident that Sassar's going to be back? Um?

673
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 1: I would be a great person now, so I can

674
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,359
Speaker 1: ask someone else. No, you no, no, you know I'm

675
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 1: asking you are the You're the one that pulls on

676
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: the you know, the campus like you you live at

677
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,359
Speaker 1: you you are a student there. You know, you are

678
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: everything about Houston. You're a cougar. I mean me personally,

679
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 1: I would you would. Okay, So that means so what

680
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 1: you're telling so without telling me, you're telling me that

681
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 1: Sassar's gonna be one to go for the tournament? Is

682
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 1: this lunchbox? That's not what I'm saying a championship. I'm

683
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:54,359
Speaker 1: just I'm just confident. Who's who's gonna be the champ

684
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Okay, you're not. Okay, it's not what you're saying.

685
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: But you know, maybe you know someone that date Sassa

686
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: or you know you're like good friends, maybe your roommate.

687
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:07,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sure we can call it that. We can

688
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: go with that. Yeah, okay, okay, so that tells me

689
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: you got some inside information. You're kind of close to

690
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:16,359
Speaker 1: him or someone on the team. All right, well thanks,

691
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:20,359
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not saying that at all. Um yeah,

692
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 1: oh yeah, just go wherever your heart's telling you to go. Okay, okay,

693
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 1: So um, well what else do you know? Who else?

694
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 1: What else do we need to look for? What are

695
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,400
Speaker 1: you gonna be at the championship parade? Will you be

696
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 1: on the floats with the players since you're close to him?

697
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 1: But you're not saying you are, but you are kind

698
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:43,799
Speaker 1: of No, I'm just saying, just do whatever you think

699
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 1: you you think you should do. All right, all right, gokugs,

700
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 1: all right, you go, you two? Bye bye? Well why

701
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 1: why is he making that noise? I don't know? But

702
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:00,040
Speaker 1: what did you guys think, buddies, dodo I think she

703
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 1: wanted you off the phone? You don't think she she

704
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,880
Speaker 1: sounded at some point that she hurt she or one

705
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 1: of her girls as a roommate was one of the

706
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,720
Speaker 1: exactly it sounds like she her friend is dating Sasser.

707
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 1: What are the chances that you called due correct the

708
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 1: dorm and they answered the phone? So he's good to go? Yeah, okay,

709
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 1: she goes. I'm not saying that, but I'm saying that. Okay,

710
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 1: let's run with it. One of her friends is banging Stasser. Sasser,

711
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: that's what That's what it sounded like, because I was like, so,

712
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 1: like you were one of your friends and she goes.

713
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: She kind of got caught off guard, like, how do

714
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: you know that information? We knew, We just know that

715
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 1: was awesome. So everybody, if you were thinking, Houston, they're hurt,

716
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, gotta take him out early, they're not.

717
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: They're not hurt. We got it from not Sasser's mouth,

718
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,360
Speaker 1: but someone very close to the Houston program. Girls, roommate,

719
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 1: Does that change your bracket? No, it doesn't. I told

720
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 1: you he was good to play, he was good to go.

721
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 1: Have you filled out your bracket? I have not yet. Ray,

722
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 1: I need your help, though. I really think, I really

723
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 1: think that Tennessee could go far. I saw them in person.

724
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 1: They suck. They're so bad a coach. Fact that he's

725
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 1: saying they suck makes me really want to put that

726
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 1: they don't have that guard. Ziegler he was the team.

727
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 1: He was not the big seven foot Spaniard. No, they're

728
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 1: all like seven, not any of those guys. Just the

729
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 1: guy with the pigtails. There's the guy that's the left hander,

730
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 1: and I'm telling you what their problem is. He's trying

731
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 1: to handle the ball, trying to move it around, trying

732
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 1: to shoot threes. He's perfect just posting up in the

733
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: corner shooting threes. He can't do that without Ziegler. He's

734
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 1: used out of his comfort zone. Missouri sodomized them. It

735
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 1: was not pretty. It was not pretty at all. I'm

736
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 1: telling you what I experienced in that gymnasium a week ago.

737
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:49,720
Speaker 1: I don't want you to experience that. It was complete domination. Okay,

738
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 1: why what? What is? What are you hesitant about? Well?

739
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 1: I think that Tennessee could beat who do they have

740
00:37:57,239 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 1: on their side? Uh? Is it Perdue Due? I think

741
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 1: the Tennessee can be Perdue. No Perdue plays well again.

742
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 1: I think the seven foot Spaniard could be Dye. And

743
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,319
Speaker 1: if they can isolate Eadie take him out of the game,

744
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,759
Speaker 1: Tennessee can win two seven footers banging down low. That's

745
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,360
Speaker 1: what we're talking about. But that's what Perdue wants. Perdue

746
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,919
Speaker 1: wants a ten in Tennessee. They'll beat him by thirty. Dude,

747
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:23,799
Speaker 1: I'm telling you Perdue. Tennessee is a defensive team. They're

748
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,799
Speaker 1: gonna go out there and play their asses off. It's

749
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: score about forty five points. Yeah, it is gonna be

750
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:31,360
Speaker 1: low scoring. How what you really think? Yeah? And Perdue,

751
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,720
Speaker 1: we don't play well against Perdue. Nobody plays well against Perdue.

752
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,879
Speaker 1: And that's what Purdue wants. Perdue. If it gets into

753
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 1: the sixties seventies, Perdue is like, oh god, what are

754
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: we doing? Like they're scoring too many points here. We

755
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: want to slow it down, dumb it down to big

756
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: ugly and letting him kind of it's a good looking dude.

757
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: But there is one thing I can guarantee you, Like,

758
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 1: there's teams that you can look at and just be like,

759
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 1: don't even worry about it. Like, the only problem with

760
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,479
Speaker 1: Tennessee is Rick Barnes. I get scared of Rick Barnes.

761
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 1: He doesn't do well in March, right, Okay, guys, what

762
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 1: I mean? That can change. But until he starts doing

763
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,839
Speaker 1: well in March, then you're never gonna say that again.

764
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 1: If you have a buddy that doesn't do well in

765
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: the greens because he's got the yips, the yips always exist. Yeah,

766
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 1: he may have won. That guy ends up winning. Sometimes,

767
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 1: No he doesn't, Yes he does. If somebody who is

768
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: who can't put orthocrap pits a good point, no points,

769
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,240
Speaker 1: he cannot put. Yes he can. He's made some good putts.

770
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 1: He's made some, but they're few and far between. So

771
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 1: when they do, it's like, holy crap, that's shocking. So

772
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: a leopard doesn't change it stripes. What we're talking about.

773
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 1: These teams are not gonna be the teams that are

774
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 1: gonna matter. It's gonna be the Grand Caymans. It's gonna

775
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,879
Speaker 1: be a team called A and M Corpus Christie coming

776
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 1: up as a sixteen Grand Canyons. You need to know

777
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 1: that those names has pushed all the talent, all the sports.

778
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 1: Seventy one against Miszoo. That doesn't matter, because it does.

779
00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 1: You said they score forty because they started foul and

780
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:02,280
Speaker 1: then the game, and then then they sports seventy against

781
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 1: Old Miss. Then they scored seventy against Auburn. Okay, maybe

782
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 1: they're seventy five against Arkansas. Well maybe they're scoring more

783
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: than we thought. Eighty five against South Carolina's when they

784
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,720
Speaker 1: know that's when they had Ziggler. Yeah they lost Zigler

785
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 1: in Arkansas. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you're looking at

786
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 1: scores that don't even apply. What you have to worry

787
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 1: about is if Tennessee, if you're gonna take them as

788
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 1: far as you are, if someone presses them, if they

789
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 1: you know, picks them up full court. They don't have

790
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 1: a ball handle, can't press them full court. That's what

791
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 1: it is. They don't have a ball handler. The big

792
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 1: lefty is ball handling, he doesn't. They're gonna press them

793
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 1: full court the entire game. It's march mad. There would

794
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 1: be exhausted by halftime. That's why you call it time

795
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 1: out and get some water full. If you only have

796
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: one full time out then college twenty, it's not enough

797
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:51,840
Speaker 1: time to rest. It's a weird tournament in the in

798
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 1: the way that these team names that are gonna be

799
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 1: coming up that we've never learned before. Iowa States, Indiana's Tcusay.

800
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm seeing a lot of big twelve, big

801
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 1: ten probably fizzle. But I'm seeing a lot of big

802
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:08,759
Speaker 1: twelves teams out west. What about them? You see they'll

803
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 1: go a little ways um Arizona, Ucla. They bang each other.

804
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:16,360
Speaker 1: I don't know, they're always about sixty sixty. It's a

805
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 1: it's a weird ass tournament. Not saying Kansas is gonna

806
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 1: win because they I mean, they screwed me so many

807
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: times this years will not win. They won't. It's a

808
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,880
Speaker 1: maybe Houston is the team, but damn, I've turned on

809
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: the TV and it's been fifty five to fifty five

810
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:35,359
Speaker 1: with one minute. Have you watched the Houston game? No, exactly, lunchbox, Yes, one, now,

811
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 1: like three. I watched them lose the Temple is I

812
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 1: think they lost to I watched him play Memphis. I

813
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 1: watched him play Cincinnati. That's three. That's three, so I

814
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,360
Speaker 1: think that's about it. How many Kansas games have you watched?

815
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,359
Speaker 1: How many games have they played? They've played like thirty one,

816
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 1: so probably about twenty five exactly. And I know A

817
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:57,839
Speaker 1: and M just lost. That was a gross loss. Dude.

818
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 1: That point guard is awesome, like him getting then the

819
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 1: dude that where's the short shorts? He looks like he

820
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 1: got him right up to his jimmy. You like that dude?

821
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: He makes some of his nuts, Yeah, because he's down

822
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: there like Rodman, he goes in, gets the rebound. But

823
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 1: that point guard they got's amazing. So I mean Texas

824
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: could lose to them. Who the hell knows the team's worse? Peep, everybody.

825
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,959
Speaker 1: Don't forget about x A and M pay and Penn State.

826
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 1: Penn State shoots threes, threes, threes, they got the big guy.

827
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: That's a low down low That's what I'm saying. I mean,

828
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 1: Penn State could actually then make a run. I love

829
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 1: Texas out of your mouth. This is the greatest thing

830
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 1: about it is we all think we know, and really

831
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:34,320
Speaker 1: it's so impossible to predict. It's so impossible because you

832
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 1: gotta go sixty six and oh, a good parlay is

833
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 1: about six and zero. So yes, you have to go.

834
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 1: You having a day parlay. A good parlay is six,

835
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 1: and oh a good parlay is two. And if you

836
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 1: put two teams on a parlay and you win, that's

837
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 1: a good parlay. That's a good point. Some of you're

838
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 1: putting a dollar on the three and oh damn, that

839
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,719
Speaker 1: was a good parlay. You're trying to go sixty six

840
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:57,399
Speaker 1: and oh it's an unfathomable parley. Well, you're not gonna

841
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 1: go You're never gonna go undefeat it. That's why nobody's

842
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: ever gonna have a perfect bracket or be right. But

843
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 1: that's the beauty of it. But what I'm saying is

844
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,240
Speaker 1: don't get caught up in the high seeds. The seeds

845
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 1: don't matter in this. The records as sure as shit

846
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 1: don't matter. The only thing that matters is does a

847
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 1: team shoot threes? Do they have a good point guard?

848
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 1: It's gonna be some crazy, wacky stuff. The teams we're

849
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:19,880
Speaker 1: talking about are not gonna be the teams that are winning.

850
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 1: So you're saying it's not gonna be a mainstream team

851
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 1: that wins. No, you think it's gonna be Firman. No,

852
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: you're right on Penn State. Look at the Penn States,

853
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 1: Michigan State. Hell, they may make a decent run. No, okay,

854
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,799
Speaker 1: I haven't really looked at that quad. Here's here's how

855
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: it works. You think, oh, a four against the thirteen,

856
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 1: it's obviously a four. Then you go look at the

857
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:46,360
Speaker 1: point spread and it's like three point game. Yeah, so

858
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 1: that means that's how close they are. In Vegas knows

859
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 1: more than we do because they just run algorithms. They

860
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 1: know they don't though. They're just seeing what they can

861
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 1: do versus their schedule. They look at their schedule, they

862
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 1: look at their record, but what they're not seeing is

863
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 1: who they played, right, like really and and there I

864
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: don't know what's the biggest spread for this weekend. Probably

865
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,479
Speaker 1: the one seed against the sixteen, probably twenty points, twenty

866
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 1: something points. I mean, hell, Illinois may run Arkansas. It's

867
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,839
Speaker 1: a three point spread. They might. So you're not even

868
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 1: I know it's a three point spread. I've looked at

869
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 1: them all I know. So you're not even talking Kansas Arkansas.

870
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 1: You're talking Howard and no, no, no, no, no, no NOA.

871
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 1: Kansas isn't gonna lose to Howard. They won't lose if

872
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 1: they If they lose to Howard, I'll never do this

873
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:36,799
Speaker 1: podcast again. I'm losing two in a month. I think

874
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 1: Oral Roberts could be duke though, correct. They got that

875
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 1: little short guy Abrams or Max Abrams or Abrahms whatever.

876
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 1: He's badass. He's a bad man. Does UCLA still have

877
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 1: Jusu or what's his name? He's gone, Oh my gosh,

878
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 1: Well I'm glad I haven't filled up my bracket yet.

879
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 1: Yeah he I mean, that's what's so great about this

880
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 1: is the seedings. It's all two points, three points, one point.

881
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 1: I mean, Virginia is a four against Furman's only a

882
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 1: six and a half point favorite. I mean, and guys,

883
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 1: I know Iowa, Shit, I know they are, but dude,

884
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 1: they're three point that if they get hot, they could

885
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 1: make it all the way the final four. No, Iowa,

886
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 1: here's here's here's a guarantee you're in right. No, yes,

887
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 1: they're in okay, but here's a guarantee. Iowa will not

888
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 1: make the Iowa can't make the second weekend. Their coach,

889
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 1: Fran McCaffrey has been there twelve times to the tournament.

890
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:29,879
Speaker 1: Guess how many sweet sixteens he's been too. None zero zero. Well,

891
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 1: he's dealing with the same thing as Rick Barnes. But

892
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, Like, if he does, it's a miracle,

893
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: and it's like wow, So why would you ever pick

894
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 1: Iowa to the sweet sixteen. It's a team Until you

895
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:41,880
Speaker 1: prove it to me, Iowa, you're never making the sweet sixteen.

896
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 1: Detroit Mercy make the tournament, huh No, they have that

897
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 1: kid that puts up thirty a game. They did not

898
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 1: make it. But listen that that's what makes you lose brackets. Yeah,

899
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 1: you have to take risks, you have to take. You

900
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,279
Speaker 1: have to look at that and be like, you know what,

901
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:00,040
Speaker 1: this is the year that they're gonna move on and

902
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 1: go to the sweet sixteen. That's what it was. Last

903
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 1: year with Iowa, they were the four seat in Kansas region.

904
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 1: Everybody thought about, oh my god, I was so hot.

905
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:11,280
Speaker 1: Kansas with a bad draw, can't believe in first round Iowa,

906
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 1: see you later, bat Packer back you lost. Guys. What

907
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 1: we've been able to realize is no, Furman doesn't beat

908
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 1: Alabama in football. Granted, app State did beat Michigan that

909
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 1: one time, but app State must have still been a

910
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 1: decent team. App State beat UH, Texas, A and M

911
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:31,239
Speaker 1: this year on a basketball court for whatever reason. It

912
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,239
Speaker 1: is the great neutralizer. If you have speed, if you

913
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 1: have a hot hand, you can beat a Kansas. You

914
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 1: can beat a Houston. You can beat what are the

915
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:45,840
Speaker 1: other ones? Perdue, beat a Purdue, you can beat a Texas.

916
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:51,279
Speaker 1: All these teams, well, Gonzaga, Yeah, I'm telling Alabama saw

917
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 1: him in person. They look good, not outstanding, but damn

918
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 1: how do they beat teams by twenty? Nothing they do

919
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 1: is outstanding? Coach, what are you watching? Here's the thing.

920
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,719
Speaker 1: You get distracted when you go to games. You're not

921
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:08,240
Speaker 1: watching the game. You're watching cheerily. You're watching the popcorn

922
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:11,279
Speaker 1: you're watching the Yeah, you're watching watching the scoreboard. You're

923
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: watching the guy that dressed up like a player, coach.

924
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 1: You're talking about the halftime entertainment. Yes, you're watching the

925
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: chewah dump on the court. You're watching those dumb ass

926
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:22,839
Speaker 1: dudes that wore shirts that says Alabama basketball killing their

927
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,959
Speaker 1: way watching the game. I mean, how are those guys

928
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 1: not in prison? I mean, how are they not? I mean,

929
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 1: how do they not get their asking? How do they

930
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: not lose their jobs? Bro? I mean, and then if

931
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 1: people go up to them, like I saw a report

932
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,360
Speaker 1: it said Alabama basketball killing their way through the SEC

933
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 1: and they wore them around Nashville and then they banned

934
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 1: them from the stadium or something like. But can't you

935
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 1: defend that with like, no, it's an expression killing your way?

936
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 1: Like no, no, But obviously there's only a reason you

937
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 1: wore those shots. I know, but you can't prove that though,

938
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,879
Speaker 1: I understand. But you do it. That's why they don't

939
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,000
Speaker 1: lose their jobs. But you do it for a reaction,

940
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 1: You do it for something. I saw a reporter said

941
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 1: he went up to him trying to talk to them

942
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 1: about the shirts, Like, hey, mind if I had talked

943
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 1: to you about your shirts, and he said, get the

944
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 1: f away from me. And the guy's like, well, you

945
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 1: wore the shirt, Marty, I don't know his damn name.

946
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 1: And some guy on Twitter, some reporter that covers SEC

947
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,360
Speaker 1: and he went up to talk to him about the

948
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 1: shirts and they got all mad. It's like, no, no, no,

949
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:18,879
Speaker 1: you wore those shirts. Started the controversial debate of the day.

950
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 1: Now you don't want to debate. You too, think you're

951
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,400
Speaker 1: badasses because you're wearing these shirts. You think you're so

952
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 1: damn funny. Really, you're just a loser. You're an absolute loser.

953
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: And someone comes up he wants to talk to you

954
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 1: about it, and you get all pissed off, like, then,

955
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 1: why'd you wear the shirt? May interviewed him after they

956
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 1: got booted from the stadium, so went to him in

957
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 1: their seats. Oh really yes, oh that mighty got him booted.

958
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 1: But I want to hear your theory on Alabama why

959
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 1: they're so great? Yeah, I'll tell you right after this Alabama.

960
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 1: My question is why. Here's the thing, there has not

961
00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:00,440
Speaker 1: been a clear cut favorite all year. It's been up

962
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:03,239
Speaker 1: and down at the top. There's the top five, six, seven, eight, teams,

963
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 1: they've all been intermingling. Oh, one goes up, one loses,

964
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:10,360
Speaker 1: one goes up. They lose, but stept for number one Alabama.

965
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,320
Speaker 1: No no, no, Alabama's lost like six times this year, right, no, no, no,

966
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 1: But second half of the season, I'd say, in the

967
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:19,760
Speaker 1: last month, okay, no one even comes close to Alabama.

968
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 1: And that's when you need to be hot, right right now,

969
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 1: you need to go into this tournament on steam, on fire.

970
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 1: There were some fans and they said they haven't done

971
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:31,800
Speaker 1: this all year. The way they're playing in the SEC tournament,

972
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. The guard was drained in threes.

973
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 1: Brandon Miller. Brandon Miller doesn't miss well and not that,

974
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 1: but he's also dude. He is man. He can get

975
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 1: to the rim, the rack. Nobody's stopping that frame. He's

976
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:45,720
Speaker 1: six nine, and he can deliver the driven. He drops

977
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: the ball. Ai he's a great ball handler. His school

978
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:52,359
Speaker 1: teacher told me he was short and then he had

979
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 1: a grossbert. Yeah, so that's usually how it happens. Ye's

980
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: not usually you come out tall and then you shrink.

981
00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:00,279
Speaker 1: It's like shack. He wasn't born seven foot he he

982
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 1: was a baby eighty wasn't seven four when he was born.

983
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 1: He wasn't even seven to four when he was in

984
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 1: middle school. He's probably average ten pounds. He was a

985
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 1: baseball player and then he got two tall and he

986
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 1: did some googling yea, and found out that there was

987
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:15,719
Speaker 1: never a major league pitcher above a certain height. And

988
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 1: he was like, so, my odds of being a major

989
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 1: league pitcher or not very well. I'm gonna pick up

990
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:21,879
Speaker 1: basketball Webby. It shows because I used to think that coach.

991
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:23,800
Speaker 1: I would see a big dude and be like, gosh,

992
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:26,160
Speaker 1: what mom gave birth to that guy? Guy, that must

993
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 1: have hurt. But no, you realized they were the same

994
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 1: size of their babies. So everybody is all about Alabama

995
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:34,880
Speaker 1: like they're the most unbeatable thing is everyone. All you

996
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 1: hear on the talk is how unbeatable Alabama is? Okay, Alabama.

997
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 1: The last February they lost. They beat South Carolina seventy eight,

998
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 1: seventy six, They beat Arkansas eighty six, eighty three, They

999
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:50,439
Speaker 1: beat Auburn ninety to eighty five. They beat they lost

1000
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 1: to A and M sixty seven sixty one blue out

1001
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:58,240
Speaker 1: in Mississippi State beat Missouri Barten No, that's from February

1002
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:01,799
Speaker 1: twenty second. Okay, I'm saying they're beating teams by three

1003
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 1: five points, and all everybody talks about going into this

1004
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 1: tournament when there's been no clear cut number one all year,

1005
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:11,319
Speaker 1: is how unbeatable Alabama is. Like, what is it about

1006
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 1: them that makes them unbeatable? The road? Read me their road?

1007
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 1: Oh see the path? They read me the road to

1008
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,439
Speaker 1: the final four. Okay, well, they're gonna win the first

1009
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:24,719
Speaker 1: one obviously. Whoever they play the stupid sixteen scene, they're

1010
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 1: gonna win that game. Then they played the winner of

1011
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 1: West Virginia Maryland. Easy, breezy. You haven't heard much from

1012
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 1: West Virginia this year. I mean, Maryland apparently has an

1013
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 1: amazing record. I've never seen them play. I watched them

1014
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: play against Indiana where they lose three. What do they

1015
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 1: lose this year? I don't know. They couldn't. When I

1016
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:42,839
Speaker 1: was watching them play in the end of the second half,

1017
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 1: they weren't. They didn't hit any threes. I was like, Okay,

1018
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:48,840
Speaker 1: you can't really shoot. That's cool. I heard it just

1019
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 1: like any team. But the fans in front of me

1020
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 1: were saying Alabama can go cold, and they said, we

1021
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 1: haven't shot like this the entire year, that their three

1022
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:56,719
Speaker 1: can go cold. But I mean, they'll just get you

1023
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,960
Speaker 1: on the inside. I mean that's because they can do both.

1024
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:01,799
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. You can't stop Alabama. They can

1025
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:04,479
Speaker 1: do both and their defense is amazing, But you can't

1026
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 1: stop him because those teams he just named weren't great teams.

1027
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:11,800
Speaker 1: Playing within three of them. Arkansas was within three, but

1028
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter if it's within three. It's assumed that

1029
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,960
Speaker 1: they were up by ten. And then they started fouling

1030
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 1: and missing free throws, like you can assume all sorts

1031
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 1: of things you can. I don't know. I didn't see

1032
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 1: those games. I don't know what it could up in

1033
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: a ten point game, and in the last thirty seconds

1034
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 1: they you know, they had two threes. That's fine. I'm

1035
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 1: just saying, all of a sudden, the narrative has turned

1036
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:33,319
Speaker 1: in Alabama is the most unbeatable team, when all year

1037
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 1: the college basketball theme has been there is no dominant team,

1038
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,280
Speaker 1: not even the experts know. They put in North Carolina

1039
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 1: as the preseason number one. Good job, guys, preseason number

1040
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 1: one didn't even make the damn tournament, not even the Mite.

1041
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,319
Speaker 1: That's a tap of Hey, that's a pat on the ass.

1042
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 1: They're all those writers, So Eddie, then if they get

1043
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 1: by Maryland or West Virginia they play These are the

1044
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:55,400
Speaker 1: four teams they could play. Don't know who's going to

1045
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:59,360
Speaker 1: be there, San Diego State, Charleston Virginia or Furman easy.

1046
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 1: That does sound easy, But why does West Virginia They

1047
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 1: always seem like a rough and tough team in the playoffs.

1048
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,520
Speaker 1: I haven't seen him at all this year. They are

1049
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:09,799
Speaker 1: that's that's there there. They want to slow it down,

1050
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,879
Speaker 1: muck it up. They make it ugly, they foul their

1051
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 1: physical If they don't allow them to be physical, they

1052
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 1: have no chance. Right if the refs are gonna call

1053
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:20,960
Speaker 1: it a tight game. That's that's trouble for the big

1054
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 1: all of the Big twelve. So yeah, Alabama could move

1055
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 1: very easily. Just put him in the championship. We'll put

1056
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 1: him into the Elite eight. But then he gets real interesting. No,

1057
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,279
Speaker 1: it doesn't because what you got on the other side

1058
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 1: there not. The other number one on the other side

1059
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 1: is is perdue What if they lose Brandon Miller If no, No,

1060
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:41,480
Speaker 1: we're not doing injuries because we're because if they do,

1061
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 1: obviously they're not any good. What if he gets punished.

1062
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:47,359
Speaker 1: I don't think he's gonna get punished, Okay, I he'll

1063
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 1: get punished in late April to day after it's okay,

1064
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:54,440
Speaker 1: after the national championship they announced, Oh, we've decided to

1065
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 1: come up with some charges for Brandon Miller. Guys, I

1066
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,839
Speaker 1: don't know it. It's just crazy to me that al

1067
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 1: Bama has turned into this unbeatable monster all of a sudden.

1068
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 1: And I also find it interesting is Texas A and

1069
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: M was the number two team in the SEC? Looking

1070
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 1: team okay? And then they also were they on that team?

1071
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 1: Do they? Yeah? Did he leave campus? He looks nothing

1072
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:22,360
Speaker 1: like me. Did he leave campus for a lunch? Coach

1073
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 1: and A and M? So they got second the regular

1074
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 1: season and then they got second in the SEC tournament

1075
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 1: and they're a seventh seed. See that's dangerous. No, no,

1076
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:33,279
Speaker 1: notch out. That sucks. They have to play Texas. So

1077
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:36,840
Speaker 1: what it's telling me is the committee doesn't respect the SEC.

1078
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:40,520
Speaker 1: But if A and M is the second best team

1079
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:42,759
Speaker 1: in the SEC and they're a seventh seed, how is

1080
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 1: Alabama unbeatable? Like if they were? If A and M

1081
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 1: was a two seed like okay, then the conference. They're

1082
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,239
Speaker 1: staying the conference is competitive. They're saying the conference isn't

1083
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 1: even competitive there they don't have very many good teams. Well,

1084
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:56,399
Speaker 1: and also, Eddie, that's cute how you say Alabama, you're

1085
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 1: with the media. You are right off that. I don't

1086
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:02,840
Speaker 1: listen to the media. I don't read one article. Is

1087
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 1: I watched games and I make my own assumption. Well,

1088
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 1: I watched the entire game with no money on it.

1089
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 1: Alabama and Auburn, they were banging bodies. It was man

1090
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 1: banging men. Auburn has so much talent they can put

1091
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 1: it together, and they led the whole game. They were

1092
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:24,479
Speaker 1: bigger than Alabama. Brandon Miller was cold, dribbling off his foot,

1093
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 1: tripping over his dick. They came back and won that games.

1094
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:30,840
Speaker 1: But they were equal teams. And nobody's talking about Auburn.

1095
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 1: So what you're talking about you see at highlights? I

1096
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,640
Speaker 1: saw Auburn in person. Is there someone else we need

1097
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:39,359
Speaker 1: to believe in that we're not seeing that. You saw

1098
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 1: a lot of that you believe in? Yeah? In North

1099
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:45,879
Speaker 1: Carolina State, that's right, NC State. Everyone's sleeping on NC State.

1100
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 1: They came in an eleven, right, YEP? I mean guys,

1101
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:53,400
Speaker 1: watch out. That big boy will bully your ass. He

1102
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:56,279
Speaker 1: will score forty a game in the paint. Good Luck

1103
00:55:56,520 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: and Iowa State watch out and Indian just because they

1104
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:03,839
Speaker 1: have two NBA guys, Trace Peterson, I believe his name

1105
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:08,320
Speaker 1: is in Action Jackson. They have two NBA caliber caliber players.

1106
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:13,600
Speaker 1: They could get hot. I also believe Yukon. Yeah, everyone's

1107
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 1: gonna write them off. I mean everyone's gonna be like, now, know,

1108
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:18,880
Speaker 1: every expert I have see as Yukon Final four, but

1109
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:21,399
Speaker 1: they didn't even make the Big East champions didn't matter,

1110
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:23,839
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I tuned into the Big East

1111
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:25,919
Speaker 1: to watch them and they were already out, and I'm like, damn,

1112
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:27,799
Speaker 1: you know what I didn't do. I didn't watch Yukon

1113
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 1: all freaking you know what they wanted rest a mother?

1114
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:33,240
Speaker 1: I know that's one they didn't want to win a conference.

1115
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 1: Who wants to win a conference championship? Nobody? Who wants

1116
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 1: to win that little trophy when you can get the

1117
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:40,880
Speaker 1: big one? You know, who won the Big East? The

1118
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:44,279
Speaker 1: team that you bet on to beat the Johnny's Day

1119
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:49,880
Speaker 1: one and over time. Huh remember Marquette, Marquette Marquet's another one.

1120
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:53,399
Speaker 1: I tried to jin, Hey, Marquet's another one. Watch them,

1121
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 1: But the problem is Marquette's in your region with Tennessee. Yeah,

1122
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 1: so you gotta make a decision. I mean it's I

1123
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:00,839
Speaker 1: don't think Tennessee will go to the final four. I'm

1124
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:05,360
Speaker 1: just saying I think Tennessee can make a run. Have

1125
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:07,840
Speaker 1: you watched them. They don't have a lot of great shooters.

1126
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:10,439
Speaker 1: Didn't say lost as Eagler the guard, but they played

1127
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 1: good defense. They play lockdown defense, and the announcers will

1128
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 1: be on their knees pleasuring them the whole night because

1129
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 1: announcers love their defense. But I'm telling you, damn do

1130
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,640
Speaker 1: they get cold and missed some shots. Here's the key,

1131
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 1: it's tomorrow, Thursday's games. You just hope your national champion

1132
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 1: is not out Tomorrow's Wednesday. But I'm saying this will

1133
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 1: come out on tomorrow. But so on Thursday, you're one goal.

1134
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 1: One goal is to survive the first day without your

1135
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 1: national champion out easy because I've been there. I've been

1136
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 1: there before the first game of the tournament where your

1137
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 1: national champ loses and you're just like, I hate my life.

1138
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:49,800
Speaker 1: Marcus Feiser and the freaking Iowa State Cyclones, the stupid

1139
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 1: South Carolina Gamecocks losing a cop in state, good cos

1140
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 1: I mean, first game of the tournament in your loola

1141
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 1: loyal Chicago beat some damn people. Oh man, But yeah,

1142
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 1: all right, Happy Wednesday. Good luck on your speech today,

1143
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:11,560
Speaker 1: thank you, coach. Well, I guess it's tomorrow, but not today. Hey,

1144
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:14,160
Speaker 1: good luck. Tournament time boys, and hopefully we'll have a

1145
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,440
Speaker 1: pod for you Friday. We'll see, we'll see, we'll see.

1146
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 1: Probably not though, and look out for the teams. I'm

1147
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 1: telling you, if you guys live in a city where

1148
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,120
Speaker 1: they're not televised, do you have some sharp shooter kids

1149
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 1: in a college town that's in this bracket that we're

1150
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:28,960
Speaker 1: not talking about, because please, for love of God, tell

1151
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:31,520
Speaker 1: us you're right. Colgate the number one three point shooting

1152
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 1: team in all of America. Colgate, don't leave your house

1153
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 1: without brushing your teeth with coach, Who the hell do

1154
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:40,680
Speaker 1: they play? First round? Texas? They may beat Texas, No no,

1155
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:43,000
Speaker 1: no no, And then A and M's gonna beat Colgate.

1156
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:46,080
Speaker 1: A and M's onto the sweet sixteen. Telling you point

1157
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 1: guard quicker than scat guy with the short shorts. He's

1158
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:52,160
Speaker 1: like he is a Dennis Rodman wanna be but guess

1159
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 1: what he does? Just to everything Rodman? All right, all right,

1160
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:04,200
Speaker 1: it's the Atlantic guys. See you guys. Oh my turn nice.

1161
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 1: Do you really think that girl knew something? Yeah? Do

1162
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:10,800
Speaker 1: you hear? Yeah? What are the odds? You called the

1163
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 1: chick that was banging stas she hung up and she's like,

1164
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, who's that? Like, how did they know?

1165
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:18,120
Speaker 1: I don't know