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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret Times.

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Speaker 1: You're a dirty little secret text in four one O

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Speaker 1: six one. If you have a secret, you can tell

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Speaker 1: us anything. Nobody will know who you are, so you're

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Speaker 1: free to say whatever. So we got another anonymous listener

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Speaker 1: on to tell us a dirty little secret. All right,

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Speaker 1: whatever your name is, what's your dirty little secret? Well,

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Speaker 1: my dirty little secret is I pretend to be Irish,

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Speaker 1: oh all the time. Well, happy Saint Patrick's Day, even

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Speaker 1: even when it's not Saint Patrick. We asked people to

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Speaker 1: call up. We asked the people to call up with

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Speaker 1: their Saint Patrick's Day themed dirty little secrets, and yours

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Speaker 1: is that you pretend to be Irish. So whenever I

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Speaker 1: beat someone that I know I'm not going to see again,

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Speaker 1: I just pretend that I'm Irish. So I did tell

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Speaker 1: them I'm from Ireland, you know, just for giggles, Shenanigans

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Speaker 1: and giggles. Is it just some some shamrocks and giggles.

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Speaker 1: I'm alost like pretty sure that Guinness is Scottish. You

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Speaker 1: just do this for fun, and you do it all

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Speaker 1: year long. It's a three hundred and sixty five day.

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Speaker 1: Uh impression, Okay, well, this is the way to entertain yourself.

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Speaker 1: I guess I started off. You know, I I kind

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Speaker 1: of like had trouble dating, so whenever I would meet

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Speaker 1: a girl at a bar, I would just start talking

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Speaker 1: Irish and then do is that want you had trouble dating?

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Speaker 1: I mean it works. I mean a lot of girls

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Speaker 1: think the Irish accent is pretty attractive. So I started.

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Speaker 1: I started doing it to women that I wanted to

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Speaker 1: hook up with. It a bar so and they really

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Speaker 1: like the accent and I'm pretty much not going to

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Speaker 1: see them again. So if you're wondering if it works,

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Speaker 1: let me just tell you it's the luck of the Irish. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So you started doing it to hook up with women

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Speaker 1: that you meet at bars because they want you want

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Speaker 1: them to go, oh my god, I just love an

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Speaker 1: irishman last night. That's so cool. Um, And now you

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Speaker 1: just do it all the time. I do it all

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Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, from the sound of it. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for telling us. You're Saint Patrick's day, dirty little secret. Welcome.

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Speaker 1: I wonder how many people do that fake tonight? We

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Speaker 1: fake an Irish accent when you're out of the bar

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Speaker 1: just to try to hook up with people on Saint

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Speaker 1: Patrick's Day. I guarantee you people do that all over

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Speaker 1: the place, thousands of Irish people, and people are so

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Speaker 1: drunk that they don't even realize it's a bad accent.

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Speaker 1: Some people get so drunk they don't even realize it's

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Speaker 1: an accent. They just think people are speaking Irish and

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Speaker 1: they're like, I hooked up with an irishman last night.

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Speaker 1: It's like, hey, Chad, I wonder how many people just

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Speaker 1: fake an accent in general to try to hook up

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Speaker 1: with people. Yeah, I think we'd be scared. I've been

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Speaker 1: accused of faking an accent. You have. Happens all the time.

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Speaker 1: They'll be like okay, they'll be like say water and

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Speaker 1: I'm like water, They're like, no, cooling it. I've been

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Speaker 1: that guy. I've done that to someone before, right because

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Speaker 1: I'm like, no, you're not, you're faking it because you're

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Speaker 1: trying to hook up with whatever. No, Like no, no, mate,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm English. I'm like yeah, no, you're not. Stop it.

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Speaker 1: And then I knew the guy for a little while,

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Speaker 1: like a year or two. I like be around. The

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Speaker 1: guy never dropped the accent, so at a certain point,

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Speaker 1: either he was a great actor, or I was wrong,

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Speaker 1: but I'm refusing to admit that I was wrong on that.

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Speaker 1: I think he was faking it. And then how can

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Speaker 1: you actually even get asked that question? You look straight

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Speaker 1: up from like I don't even know where ye. Your

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Speaker 1: cheeks are righter than I've ever seen it, rtther than

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Speaker 1: your jack of the oven right now, I know it's

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Speaker 1: righter than red. I do want to hear your American accent? Okay,

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Speaker 1: how about this a full sentence? All right, Um, on

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Speaker 1: the way to work this morning, like I was, I was,

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Speaker 1: there was a lot of traffic and like I just

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Speaker 1: couldn't really like see what was going on. That's a

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Speaker 1: very good American accent. That's right, you couldn't see going on.

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Speaker 1: Convince you are faking your English. He sounds like a

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Speaker 1: like a stone erf a surfer Stoner California selfa started

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Speaker 1: from the eighties. I think that he's just talking to

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Speaker 1: reconnect him for us. Today the Jewels Show on demand