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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little Secret on the New Hits of one,

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Speaker 1: six by one on the phone right now. Literally one

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Speaker 1: of the biggest things in Hollywood. Really, yeah, one of

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Speaker 1: the biggest things in Hollywood. On the phone right now.

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Speaker 1: It's time for your dirty little secret. Remember, if you

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything.

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Speaker 1: Just text in at four one o six one and

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Speaker 1: let us know you got a dirty secret. Be like,

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Speaker 1: hey man, dirty secret. We'll be like hey man, tell it.

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Speaker 1: And also we will never ask what your name is.

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Speaker 1: That's why you can remain anonymous. That's why you can

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Speaker 1: say whatever you want because nobody will know who you are.

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Speaker 1: So everybody gets a fake name. And on the phone

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Speaker 1: right now to tell us a dirty little secret. Is

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Speaker 1: Kylie Jenner's lips? Literally the biggest thing in Hollywood. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess you're right. Yeah, toss up, I guess our

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Speaker 1: hips one of the three weird Wisdom two thing. What's

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Speaker 1: up Kylie Jenner's lips? Hey, first of all, love the nickname.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, super pleased with it. Yeah. So my dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret is one of my professors my school. Um,

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Speaker 1: he has this old dog and you know he just

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Speaker 1: loves to take the dog everywhere, Like he'll bring him

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Speaker 1: to class all the time, no big deal. He literally

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Speaker 1: just like lays in his spot all day with my professor. Um,

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Speaker 1: he's just super chill dog. You know. Yeah, I picture that, like,

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Speaker 1: you know, the professor's doing his thing and he's got

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Speaker 1: gray hair like the dog. Just like the dog and

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Speaker 1: the dog just kind of lays there. They're both kind

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Speaker 1: of wearing glasses. I feel like the dogs glasses too.

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Speaker 1: That's why I could totally picture the dog just next

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Speaker 1: to the desk on the like just laying there, just chilling.

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Speaker 1: You're reading a book. Yeah, that sounds like the most

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Speaker 1: college thing ever with him in the same age. You know,

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Speaker 1: he's got a dog that hangs out. Yeah. So you know, um,

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Speaker 1: from one of my last classes, Um, there in his class,

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Speaker 1: I decided to play a little prank on the dog,

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Speaker 1: which I know sounds crueler than it actually was. So

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Speaker 1: I got a laser pointer and during class I started

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Speaker 1: kind of shining it at the dog, but just very discreetly,

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Speaker 1: just to try to kind of rile the dog up,

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Speaker 1: you know, And you know, yeah, for sure started getting up.

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Speaker 1: He was barking, going in circles, trying to change that,

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Speaker 1: and when the professor would look up, I would obviously stop,

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Speaker 1: but he had no idea, and then you know, doing

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Speaker 1: was and then the professor was just like what is

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Speaker 1: going on? Like, oh my gosh, my dog is going seamile,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening. Like he was like trying

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Speaker 1: to eat it, you know, so it looked like he

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Speaker 1: was eating nothing in the air. You know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: The dog is going crazy because it's an whole dog exactly.

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Speaker 1: So you would just like shine it on the floors

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Speaker 1: to get embarking and like up and like to interrupt

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Speaker 1: the class or what just yes, okay exactly, like that's

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Speaker 1: actually all dogs and cats go crazy when they see

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Speaker 1: My cat goes mental. That's seeing this dog like really

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Speaker 1: new to walk from one place to the next and

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Speaker 1: then plot back down. So like what the heck? Yeah

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Speaker 1: you doing? So the rest of the class were in

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Speaker 1: on the joke as well. Um yeah, no. Originally the

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Speaker 1: class had no idea, but after a while they caught

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Speaker 1: on um, and then you know, nobody was mad. Everybody

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Speaker 1: kind of liked it because it was making class time

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Speaker 1: and giving a showy want you to bring in the

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Speaker 1: laser point of every day. Picture your professor just trying

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Speaker 1: to calm down the dog, like not knowing what's going on.

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Speaker 1: You guys are just watching the dog run back and

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Speaker 1: forth all excited. You just start doing it again. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what I kept happening. It was hilarious. That's amazing.

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Speaker 1: So did he ever find out? He never found out.

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Speaker 1: He's listening now, I doubt he's listening. I don't think

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Speaker 1: your college professor who like brings his old dog to

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Speaker 1: class listens to the show. Yeah, not exactly, and then

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Speaker 1: he realizes that his dog isn't doing it anymore, and

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Speaker 1: it's like, huh, don't happened to him that day? You

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Speaker 1: might think about it for the rest of his life,

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Speaker 1: be like, I wonder what got into my dog that day?

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Speaker 1: It was so weird that professor he can figure it out. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirt a little secret.

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Speaker 1: Yeah of course, sure. What's your dirty little secret?