Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to We Know its Parenting. I'm Peter McNerney,
Speaker 1: and this is not a real episode, my friends. Sometimes
Speaker 1: the universe wants you to succeed, and other times it
Speaker 1: lets you spend an entire morning editing together uh incredibly
Speaker 1: long interviews with your kids into a really cute, extra
Speaker 1: long episode. And then um, then the app tries to
Speaker 1: update itself and deletes the whole thing, and then you
Speaker 1: get so mad that you scream into a pillow. Um
Speaker 1: for god knows how long. Time really starts to blur
Speaker 1: and it's a pandemic, so what's time anyway? And then
Speaker 1: you try to, you know, broach the subject of rerecording
Speaker 1: the episode with your wife and and you both know
Speaker 1: it's not gonna happen. We because we bought all the honesty,
Speaker 1: all the truth and all the fun into the first
Speaker 1: recording and then here we are with almost nothing, and uh,
Speaker 1: we decided we can't do it. We can't do it.
Speaker 1: We would just try to be we trying to be
Speaker 1: recreated all the delightful you know, an honest banter that
Speaker 1: we do, and that's bullshit, and um, we're not going
Speaker 1: to do that. So uh, my, my, my, my, great apology,
Speaker 1: My great apology, My apologies to the listeners, um for
Speaker 1: getting a new computer and not making sure that the
Speaker 1: software worked before we recorded. We'll be back next week
Speaker 1: with a regular episode. UM. So, all we're gonna do
Speaker 1: in this episode is we have a little bit of
Speaker 1: an interview that we recorded. The one piece that was
Speaker 1: not deleted from a previous save, uh is a little
Speaker 1: a little interview UM with Brent. Now it's not clear
Speaker 1: who is interviewing whom into this episode. It starts one
Speaker 1: way and then it seems to flip and you know,
Speaker 1: like most interviews conducted with a five year old, you know,
Speaker 1: it goes where it goes. Um, So please enjoy this
Speaker 1: segment of you know's what they you know's what they're saying. Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm Brent and I would him in review my daddy.
Speaker 1: It's great to be here. Hi, brand Hi, how are
Speaker 1: you doing good? Um? So, what do you want to
Speaker 1: interview me about? Um? All about different animals. If they
Speaker 1: ask any kinds of animals, you talk about them. Oh so,
Speaker 1: all right, you're gonna ask me about an animal and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna about animal. Um, I want you to tell
Speaker 1: me all about piranhas piranhas. Um. I don't know the time,
Speaker 1: but pranas are um a smaller fish than you think,
Speaker 1: but they've got teeth and they eat meat. So if
Speaker 1: you jump in a river, I think in the Amazon
Speaker 1: with a lot of pranhas, you could I don't think
Speaker 1: they'll kill you, but they could take some chunks out
Speaker 1: of you. Uh, brand, Can I ask you a question? Um? Yes? Um?
Speaker 1: Do you like being the host of the podcast? Sure?
Speaker 1: Is there anything about me Brian that you don't know? No,
Speaker 1: you don't think there's anything about me you don't know? Well,
Speaker 1: actually there's things that I don't know about you. I
Speaker 1: don't know why your name is Peter and all some
Speaker 1: of you and you have some friends that had the
Speaker 1: same name, so you had to talk about So you
Speaker 1: have to say, like their last name so you can
Speaker 1: so they know you're they're talking to. That's true. In
Speaker 1: middle school and high school, some of my closest but
Speaker 1: my two close friends were named for Peter and Peter
Speaker 1: um um. There are actually five Peters in my grade. Um,
Speaker 1: and so we all went by our last name because
Speaker 1: we'd be like, hey, Peter, and then four of us
Speaker 1: would be like yes, what huh huh me him, Peter,
Speaker 1: who him? He goes, no, No, Peter, me you him,
Speaker 1: and so we just they they called me Narnie. Sometimes
Speaker 1: they call me Nern. Do you think that's a cool name?
Speaker 1: M m well, no, because the Mario Kart as that name.
Speaker 1: There's a Narni in Mario Kart. No, it just as
Speaker 1: Nern instead. Oh, I think that's I think that's my
Speaker 1: user name Mario Kart. I wrote that because when I
Speaker 1: started playing video games where you could add a name,
Speaker 1: I was probably in fifth grade, and so I'd write Nern.
Speaker 1: So you put yourself and Mario Kart. We'll be asked
Speaker 1: for your name, and that's my cool nickname Nern Nernie,
Speaker 1: Nern dog, Nern Burger. Yeah, but your luck. But your
Speaker 1: real last name is Nicknerney. Some people call me McNerney. Why. Um,
Speaker 1: But you also asked, why is my name Peter? Well,
Speaker 1: do you know what my dad's name is? Ostritche that's right.
Speaker 1: Your grandfather's name is Ostrich McNerney. No, his name is
Speaker 1: also Peter, and you know his only name is Ostrich.
Speaker 1: That's his nick name, Peter. He is pretty tall, like
Speaker 1: an Ostrich. Um. But you also know that grandma has
Speaker 1: a twin a twin brother, and his name is also Peter. No,
Speaker 1: his name is Robot. Oh you're right, I've got my
Speaker 1: whole back story wrong. So now you know those things
Speaker 1: about me. But what do you think it's like to
Speaker 1: be a daddy? Do you think it's easy or hard? Easy?
Speaker 1: Why do you think it's easy because you know everything
Speaker 1: what to do, like when you're grown up, like if
Speaker 1: you got kids, you you just know what to do.
Speaker 1: That's easy. M hmm. Do I make it seem like
Speaker 1: I know everything? I don't think? So what do you
Speaker 1: think I don't know about you? Don't know anything that
Speaker 1: I know some things that I told you? I know everything?
Speaker 1: Oh you know everything? Yes, all right? Bran Um? So
Speaker 1: do I make you mad? Sometimes? What do I make
Speaker 1: you mad? Sometimes? Why would you ever make me mad?
Speaker 1: When you like at when you are mad at me?
Speaker 1: You don't make you be mad? You make me sad? Oh? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't want to make you sad? But sometimes do I?
Speaker 1: Sometimes I make I make you sad when I'm angry,
Speaker 1: only if you just do it. Like yelling, Do I
Speaker 1: yell a lot? Or do I yell just sometimes all
Speaker 1: the time, all the time? Every time you're mad at me?
Speaker 1: So mad every only every time you're so mad? Why
Speaker 1: do I get mad at you because I do something
Speaker 1: so bad? You are that mad? Like? What do you
Speaker 1: have any bad habits? You think? I can't control myself?
Speaker 1: Movie than candy. I love candy. You know that you
Speaker 1: know that you shouldn't have treats in the middle of
Speaker 1: the day, but you can't help it. Yeah, I can't
Speaker 1: help it'sess my brain control. It's just that my brain
Speaker 1: controls to do it. So your brain is telling you
Speaker 1: to get candy, but another part of your brain knows
Speaker 1: that you shouldn't, right, Yeah, but he just is. He's
Speaker 1: just like a bad brain. Also, do you have different
Speaker 1: kinds of brains, Like you have a good brain telling
Speaker 1: you what to do that's good, and then another part
Speaker 1: of your brain that's like, yeah, but I'm the bad brain.
Speaker 1: Go get some chocolate chips and fill up a giant
Speaker 1: cup with it and eat it on the white couch.
Speaker 1: Is it like that? I think you mean white comfy chair.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, the white comfy chair. Does it feel like
Speaker 1: That's times where one part of your brain is like
Speaker 1: the bad guy, one part of your brain is is
Speaker 1: patient and understanding. Yeah, but I don't. I don't ever
Speaker 1: know which one is the which mm hmm. That's a
Speaker 1: good point. Like every time I fall asleep, I don't
Speaker 1: have any brain inside me. It does dreaming is weird.
Speaker 1: What do you think happens when you're asleep? What does
Speaker 1: your brain do when you're asleep? Hey, there isn't even
Speaker 1: my good brain or or my bad brain isn't there.
Speaker 1: It's just nothing's happening. Yeah, well do you have dreams? No,
Speaker 1: my brain doesn't make me have dreams. You never never
Speaker 1: had a dream before. Yeah, I do not know, but
Speaker 1: you don't think it's your brain when I'm asleep. I
Speaker 1: actually there's only one thing that I know was that,
Speaker 1: like every time I fall asleep, my brain goes at
Speaker 1: different places and they take out and and the bad
Speaker 1: brain is actually evil. So he so he goes to
Speaker 1: someone's house. He takes that person, that kid's brain out
Speaker 1: and puts self in there and he makes their brain brain.
Speaker 1: I mean they're there. They they they have a nightmare.
Speaker 1: So that's where your brain goes. That's why you don't
Speaker 1: have nightmares, because your bad brain goes away at night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like good brain to stays there. He just likes to
Speaker 1: be with me because he likes me. Um, Brn, I
Speaker 1: have one more brain, Brinn's brain. I have one more
Speaker 1: thing to ask you about. I want to ask you
Speaker 1: about your sister. What do you think about Maybe I
Speaker 1: don't really have my I don't really have my good
Speaker 1: brain in right now, so that's going to affect your answer.
Speaker 1: When I have my bad brain, I really know everything.
Speaker 1: Oh so your brain bad brain is smart. Yeah, my
Speaker 1: brad brain knows everything. Actually I don't really know all
Speaker 1: the things that it knows because I don't really know
Speaker 1: everything when I have it in. Well, Um, can you
Speaker 1: tell me about your sister, Maybn? What is she like?
Speaker 1: What does what did my bad brain make me do? Oh?
Speaker 1: What does that have to do with man? Okay? The
Speaker 1: answer was candy. Well, this has been a fun interview.
Speaker 1: Thank you, brand Um. Did you learn anything during this interview?
Speaker 1: Only about Piranhas because you told me about him? All right?
Speaker 1: You wanta you wanna do your sign off? How do
Speaker 1: you say goodbye to the audience? M? H And with
Speaker 1: that h M. That's gonna do it. For this week's episode,
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