WEBVTT - Mini We Knows - Brynterview

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, and welcome to We Know its Parenting. I'm Peter McNerney,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is not a real episode, my friends. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>the universe wants you to succeed, and other times it

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<v Speaker 1>lets you spend an entire morning editing together uh incredibly

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<v Speaker 1>long interviews with your kids into a really cute, extra

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<v Speaker 1>long episode. And then um, then the app tries to

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<v Speaker 1>update itself and deletes the whole thing, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>get so mad that you scream into a pillow. Um

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<v Speaker 1>for god knows how long. Time really starts to blur

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<v Speaker 1>and it's a pandemic, so what's time anyway? And then

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<v Speaker 1>you try to, you know, broach the subject of rerecording

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<v Speaker 1>the episode with your wife and and you both know

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<v Speaker 1>it's not gonna happen. We because we bought all the honesty,

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<v Speaker 1>all the truth and all the fun into the first

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<v Speaker 1>recording and then here we are with almost nothing, and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>we decided we can't do it. We can't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>We would just try to be we trying to be

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<v Speaker 1>recreated all the delightful you know, an honest banter that

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<v Speaker 1>we do, and that's bullshit, and um, we're not going

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<v Speaker 1>to do that. So uh, my, my, my, my, great apology,

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<v Speaker 1>My great apology, My apologies to the listeners, um for

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<v Speaker 1>getting a new computer and not making sure that the

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<v Speaker 1>software worked before we recorded. We'll be back next week

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<v Speaker 1>with a regular episode. UM. So, all we're gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>in this episode is we have a little bit of

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<v Speaker 1>an interview that we recorded. The one piece that was

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<v Speaker 1>not deleted from a previous save, uh is a little

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<v Speaker 1>a little interview UM with Brent. Now it's not clear

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<v Speaker 1>who is interviewing whom into this episode. It starts one

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<v Speaker 1>way and then it seems to flip and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like most interviews conducted with a five year old, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it goes where it goes. Um, So please enjoy this

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<v Speaker 1>segment of you know's what they you know's what they're saying. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Brent and I would him in review my daddy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's great to be here. Hi, brand Hi, how are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing good? Um? So, what do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>interview me about? Um? All about different animals. If they

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<v Speaker 1>ask any kinds of animals, you talk about them. Oh so,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, you're gonna ask me about an animal and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna about animal. Um, I want you to tell

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<v Speaker 1>me all about piranhas piranhas. Um. I don't know the time,

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<v Speaker 1>but pranas are um a smaller fish than you think,

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<v Speaker 1>but they've got teeth and they eat meat. So if

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<v Speaker 1>you jump in a river, I think in the Amazon

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<v Speaker 1>with a lot of pranhas, you could I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>they'll kill you, but they could take some chunks out

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<v Speaker 1>of you. Uh, brand, Can I ask you a question? Um? Yes? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you like being the host of the podcast? Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there anything about me Brian that you don't know? No,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't think there's anything about me you don't know? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>actually there's things that I don't know about you. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know why your name is Peter and all some

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<v Speaker 1>of you and you have some friends that had the

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<v Speaker 1>same name, so you had to talk about So you

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<v Speaker 1>have to say, like their last name so you can

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<v Speaker 1>so they know you're they're talking to. That's true. In

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<v Speaker 1>middle school and high school, some of my closest but

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<v Speaker 1>my two close friends were named for Peter and Peter

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<v Speaker 1>um um. There are actually five Peters in my grade. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>and so we all went by our last name because

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<v Speaker 1>we'd be like, hey, Peter, and then four of us

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<v Speaker 1>would be like yes, what huh huh me him, Peter,

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<v Speaker 1>who him? He goes, no, No, Peter, me you him,

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<v Speaker 1>and so we just they they called me Narnie. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>they call me Nern. Do you think that's a cool name?

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<v Speaker 1>M m well, no, because the Mario Kart as that name.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a Narni in Mario Kart. No, it just as

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<v Speaker 1>Nern instead. Oh, I think that's I think that's my

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<v Speaker 1>user name Mario Kart. I wrote that because when I

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<v Speaker 1>started playing video games where you could add a name,

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<v Speaker 1>I was probably in fifth grade, and so I'd write Nern.

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<v Speaker 1>So you put yourself and Mario Kart. We'll be asked

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<v Speaker 1>for your name, and that's my cool nickname Nern Nernie,

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<v Speaker 1>Nern dog, Nern Burger. Yeah, but your luck. But your

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<v Speaker 1>real last name is Nicknerney. Some people call me McNerney. Why. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>But you also asked, why is my name Peter? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>do you know what my dad's name is? Ostritche that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Your grandfather's name is Ostrich McNerney. No, his name is

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<v Speaker 1>also Peter, and you know his only name is Ostrich.

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<v Speaker 1>That's his nick name, Peter. He is pretty tall, like

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<v Speaker 1>an Ostrich. Um. But you also know that grandma has

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<v Speaker 1>a twin a twin brother, and his name is also Peter. No,

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<v Speaker 1>his name is Robot. Oh you're right, I've got my

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<v Speaker 1>whole back story wrong. So now you know those things

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<v Speaker 1>about me. But what do you think it's like to

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<v Speaker 1>be a daddy? Do you think it's easy or hard? Easy?

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you think it's easy because you know everything

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<v Speaker 1>what to do, like when you're grown up, like if

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<v Speaker 1>you got kids, you you just know what to do.

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<v Speaker 1>That's easy. M hmm. Do I make it seem like

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<v Speaker 1>I know everything? I don't think? So what do you

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<v Speaker 1>think I don't know about you? Don't know anything that

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<v Speaker 1>I know some things that I told you? I know everything?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you know everything? Yes, all right? Bran Um? So

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<v Speaker 1>do I make you mad? Sometimes? What do I make

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<v Speaker 1>you mad? Sometimes? Why would you ever make me mad?

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<v Speaker 1>When you like at when you are mad at me?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't make you be mad? You make me sad? Oh? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to make you sad? But sometimes do I?

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I make I make you sad when I'm angry,

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<v Speaker 1>only if you just do it. Like yelling, Do I

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<v Speaker 1>yell a lot? Or do I yell just sometimes all

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<v Speaker 1>the time, all the time? Every time you're mad at me?

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<v Speaker 1>So mad every only every time you're so mad? Why

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<v Speaker 1>do I get mad at you because I do something

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<v Speaker 1>so bad? You are that mad? Like? What do you

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<v Speaker 1>have any bad habits? You think? I can't control myself?

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<v Speaker 1>Movie than candy. I love candy. You know that you

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<v Speaker 1>know that you shouldn't have treats in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>the day, but you can't help it. Yeah, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>help it'sess my brain control. It's just that my brain

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<v Speaker 1>controls to do it. So your brain is telling you

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<v Speaker 1>to get candy, but another part of your brain knows

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<v Speaker 1>that you shouldn't, right, Yeah, but he just is. He's

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<v Speaker 1>just like a bad brain. Also, do you have different

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<v Speaker 1>kinds of brains, Like you have a good brain telling

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<v Speaker 1>you what to do that's good, and then another part

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<v Speaker 1>of your brain that's like, yeah, but I'm the bad brain.

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<v Speaker 1>Go get some chocolate chips and fill up a giant

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<v Speaker 1>cup with it and eat it on the white couch.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it like that? I think you mean white comfy chair.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, the white comfy chair. Does it feel like

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<v Speaker 1>That's times where one part of your brain is like

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<v Speaker 1>the bad guy, one part of your brain is is

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<v Speaker 1>patient and understanding. Yeah, but I don't. I don't ever

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<v Speaker 1>know which one is the which mm hmm. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>good point. Like every time I fall asleep, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have any brain inside me. It does dreaming is weird.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think happens when you're asleep? What does

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<v Speaker 1>your brain do when you're asleep? Hey, there isn't even

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<v Speaker 1>my good brain or or my bad brain isn't there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just nothing's happening. Yeah, well do you have dreams? No,

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<v Speaker 1>my brain doesn't make me have dreams. You never never

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<v Speaker 1>had a dream before. Yeah, I do not know, but

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<v Speaker 1>you don't think it's your brain when I'm asleep. I

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<v Speaker 1>actually there's only one thing that I know was that,

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<v Speaker 1>like every time I fall asleep, my brain goes at

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<v Speaker 1>different places and they take out and and the bad

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<v Speaker 1>brain is actually evil. So he so he goes to

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<v Speaker 1>someone's house. He takes that person, that kid's brain out

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<v Speaker 1>and puts self in there and he makes their brain brain.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they're there. They they they have a nightmare.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's where your brain goes. That's why you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have nightmares, because your bad brain goes away at night. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like good brain to stays there. He just likes to

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<v Speaker 1>be with me because he likes me. Um, Brn, I

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<v Speaker 1>have one more brain, Brinn's brain. I have one more

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<v Speaker 1>thing to ask you about. I want to ask you

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<v Speaker 1>about your sister. What do you think about Maybe I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really have my I don't really have my good

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<v Speaker 1>brain in right now, so that's going to affect your answer.

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<v Speaker 1>When I have my bad brain, I really know everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so your brain bad brain is smart. Yeah, my

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<v Speaker 1>brad brain knows everything. Actually I don't really know all

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<v Speaker 1>the things that it knows because I don't really know

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<v Speaker 1>everything when I have it in. Well, Um, can you

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<v Speaker 1>tell me about your sister, Maybn? What is she like?

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<v Speaker 1>What does what did my bad brain make me do? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>What does that have to do with man? Okay? The

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<v Speaker 1>answer was candy. Well, this has been a fun interview.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, brand Um. Did you learn anything during this interview?

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<v Speaker 1>Only about Piranhas because you told me about him? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>You wanta you wanna do your sign off? How do

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<v Speaker 1>you say goodbye to the audience? M? H And with

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<v Speaker 1>that h M. That's gonna do it. For this week's episode,

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<v Speaker 1>mini episode if we Knows Parenting, Um, if you'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to write us an email you can do so it

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<v Speaker 1>we knows pot at gmail dot com. I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>And she's not here, she's upstairs working. Um yes, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook,

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<v Speaker 1>Don't write us review this week, we don't deserve it.

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<v Speaker 1>But next week, well maybe that's the week you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to write a review. Until until next week, We're great.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll hope you're great. We miss you. Goodbye.