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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame. Hello. Um, is this mister

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Speaker 1: yeah speaking? Oh cool? Hey missus? Can I call you

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Speaker 1: Josh or do you prefer Joshua? Sure, that's fine, Josh

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Speaker 1: is fine. Who's calling? Okay? Well, my name is Stump

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Speaker 1: and I work in the shipping department. I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to call and Talckey for a minute, dude about some stuff.

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Speaker 1: So if you have a moment. Your name is Stump? Okay. Well,

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Speaker 1: well that's what they call me. I guess what the

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Speaker 1: guys call me. They call me Stump. So you probably

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Speaker 1: heard of me before. No, I'm sorry, I have not.

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Speaker 1: Who are you? My real name is Chad. I work

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Speaker 1: in the shipping department, okay, and everybody calls me Stump.

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Speaker 1: Like I'm pretty popular around the office, so I figured

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Speaker 1: you would know who I am. No, I'm afraid I don't.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, said the shipping department. How do you have

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Speaker 1: this phone number from the shipping depart Well, because you're

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Speaker 1: my boss? Uh yeah, actually I'm the CEO of the company.

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Speaker 1: You have many many bosses before me. I'm sorry. Why

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Speaker 1: are you calling me? Yeah? So I was thinking I

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Speaker 1: might take off next Thursday. Um, just like a personal day,

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Speaker 1: so I want to get that cleared from you too. Look, look,

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Speaker 1: I am not the person you want to be reporting

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Speaker 1: this too. You talk to one of your bosses if

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Speaker 1: you want to take time off. But well, not what

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Speaker 1: I handle, all right. But so I've always been taught, like,

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Speaker 1: you know, why waste your time dealing with middleman? You know,

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Speaker 1: I go straight to the top. So that's why I

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Speaker 1: figured I would call you and talk to you about it.

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Speaker 1: So this is absolutely probably the top situation, which that

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Speaker 1: does not apply to you want to go to the middleman.

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Speaker 1: You were absolutely wasting my time right now. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you don't want me to call you to get a

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Speaker 1: day off cleared. I'm sorry. I'm new here, so I

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Speaker 1: was just and if you were new again, I would

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Speaker 1: like to know how you got ahold of this phone number.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, it's going through some files and I found it.

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Speaker 1: Um you were you were going through some files? Could

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Speaker 1: you elaborate for me, Yeah, yeah I can. So I

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Speaker 1: was trying to see how I could get a hold

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Speaker 1: of you. So you know, when we're lying closing the

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Speaker 1: office up the other night, I just went in and

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Speaker 1: I was just looking through some of the filing cabinets

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Speaker 1: and some of the computer files, and I finally tracked

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Speaker 1: down your information to you are a hard guy you

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Speaker 1: get a hold of. I can't believe you just told

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Speaker 1: me that. Who's your direct supervisor? Well, before I get

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Speaker 1: to my direct supervisor, I just thought of that. That's crazy.

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Speaker 1: So you're the CEO, right, you own the you start

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Speaker 1: of the company. Who's your direct supervisor? Nobody? I'm at

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Speaker 1: the top. Well, then who do you report to? You? Like,

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Speaker 1: if you want to take a day off? I don't.

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Speaker 1: Everyone reports to me. I get to decide that. But

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Speaker 1: report to your supervisor or not the CEO of the company.

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Speaker 1: You sound a little annoyed, sir, yea, I am a

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Speaker 1: little annoyed. You're wasting my time. Would now be a

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Speaker 1: bad time to tell you about the computer thing? What

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Speaker 1: computer fake? Well, okay, so you know how I told you.

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Speaker 1: I was looking through all the files and the computer

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Speaker 1: stuff trying to find your information to get your phone

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Speaker 1: where to call you to ask about the day off. Yes,

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Speaker 1: well I saw that, Like, it was super easy for

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Speaker 1: me to get that information, so I decided to remove

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Speaker 1: it all and put it on a hard drive so

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Speaker 1: that I could give it to you. Because I don't

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Speaker 1: think it should just be out there. What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? Yeah, I took it all off the computers

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Speaker 1: at work, and I have it all in a hard drive. Well,

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Speaker 1: I had it all in a hard drive. What do

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Speaker 1: you mean you had? You had it on a hard drive?

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Speaker 1: What happened? Well, I took all the files for the

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Speaker 1: company and I put them on a hard drive and

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Speaker 1: I sort of dropped it out the window on the freeway.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? You put it on a hard

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Speaker 1: drive through windows. You cannot do that. I cannot believe

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Speaker 1: you're telling you this. Not only are you gonna be fired,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna put you in prison. This is a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call, so I feel like you should calm down

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Speaker 1: a bit. Yeah, I wish this was a prank's phone call.

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Speaker 1: Who is your supervisor? It's your wife, Samantha, because this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewil from the Jewil Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you and your wife. Samantha set you up.

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Speaker 1: It's a joke. Yeah, don't worry. Department isn't calling you,

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Speaker 1: and your files are safe. I think