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Speaker 1: Thank you for you're coming back. Part two is Underweight.

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Speaker 1: You saw what happened at the Bathta. Yes, the gentleman

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Speaker 1: has tourette and uh, we're not we're not making light

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Speaker 1: of someone with a disability. But what did you what

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Speaker 1: did you what did you make of that?

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Speaker 2: Well, it made me realize I think my uncle has touretts.

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Speaker 2: Now I think it's it's a tough one because it's

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Speaker 2: kind of this like this fork in the road for like, uh,

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Speaker 2: disability and minorities feelings and we don't know what to do.

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Speaker 2: And uh, I know my Twitter tells me a lot

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Speaker 2: of black people are pissed. But then somebody showed me

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Speaker 2: a video of a black lady going nuts and in

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Speaker 2: a grocery store who had Touret's right and she was

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Speaker 2: saying all kinds of crazy shit. So the guy did apologize.

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Speaker 2: I think it was a bad month for it to happen. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Uh so, I don't know. I got to sit out here.

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Speaker 1: You well, I think the thing is that they could

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Speaker 1: have edited it out. It was it was two hours.

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Speaker 1: You had an opportunity, but when someone free palist down,

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Speaker 1: you edited that out. There are other things you edited out.

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Speaker 1: Would this end.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, why why would they leave it anything for ratings

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Speaker 2: or for buzz.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why they did it. And then the

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Speaker 1: whole time about if anyone was offended, Well, if you

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Speaker 1: start apology with them, you're not sincere. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh interesting.

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Speaker 1: So I just it's and I agree with you, it's

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Speaker 1: it's hard, but I think there's a fine line that

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Speaker 1: you have to walk with someone that has a disability

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Speaker 1: and giving them cart branks protectingly like whatever they say,

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Speaker 1: whatever they do, they have disability. You just got to

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Speaker 1: forgive that. We just got to look past it. I

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Speaker 1: think you're going down a slippery slope.

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Speaker 2: That's true, because then you want to start having guys

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Speaker 2: go I actually have a little tresta.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you absolutely right.

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Speaker 2: And in the movie Michael Richards is going to play

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Speaker 2: that guy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah he had. Yeah, they'll they'll they like, they'll

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Speaker 1: google Michael Richards and I'm glad you got it. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Turning point in USA is halftime.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah. I thought it was like the weird vegetarian

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Speaker 2: option at a dinner. You know, it's just we got

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Speaker 2: a halftime at this might get controversial. I don't even

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Speaker 2: love the I think the black national anthems weird to me,

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Speaker 2: the Black National Anthem is the same as the turning point.

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Speaker 2: It's like, it's just another alternative. I think the national

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Speaker 2: anthem is supposed to be for Americans, because then do

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Speaker 2: we do an Asian one? Do we do a Turette's one?

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Speaker 2: Do we do a Jewish one?

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Speaker 1: But you do realize the national Anthem and its sincerity

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Speaker 1: and its entirety was really not for Black America. That's true,

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Speaker 1: but it was there's the reason why they cut that

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Speaker 1: third line out.

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Speaker 2: What was the third line?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, go back and look at that. Kind of like

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Speaker 1: that Richards, oh really yeah, yeah yeah. And Francis Scott

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Speaker 1: Klee was he was not he was not very fond.

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Speaker 1: He didn't think highly of slaves. All right, well, I'm

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Speaker 1: glad so and I get it, but it's like, okay,

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Speaker 1: when is It's kind of like what Frederick Douglas says.

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Speaker 1: He says, what is the fourth What is the fourth

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Speaker 1: of July? To a black man? What are we celebrating

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Speaker 1: right when we're not free? Yeah? Good point?

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, all right, you make a good point there. Well,

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Speaker 2: I'd say the turning point thing was was weird because

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Speaker 2: either we got a halftime show we don't, right. Also,

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Speaker 2: Puerto Rico is part of America.

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Speaker 1: I think they they lose sight of that. They they

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Speaker 1: don't think it's one of the continental that's not you know, Alabama,

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Speaker 1: South Carolina, California, you know, Hawaii or Alaska's fifty. It

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Speaker 1: is the territory. Yeah, and so they are Americas. Nah,

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Speaker 1: they don't get an opportunity to cast a boat, but

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Speaker 1: they are territory, and I think people lose sight of that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what they did with history.

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Speaker 2: And also it's a it's you know, it's a money thing.

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Speaker 2: He's the biggest Spotify stream in the country or something

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Speaker 1: So yes, and you're trying to go global.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's not my cup and I don't I

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Speaker 2: don't really get it. I don't find it that catchy.

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Speaker 2: I'm more of a Ricky Martin guy. But you know,

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Speaker 2: most of this halftime shows are not for me, right.

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Speaker 1: But I think the thing is like, how many people

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Speaker 1: you think when they go to the opera, knows what

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Speaker 1: that guy said of what that lady is saying, Yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 1: and they but Shelley sold out right and.

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Speaker 2: Kid Rock, I mean, jesus, the guy that are hitting

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Speaker 2: twenty five years and he's wearing jean shorts.

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Speaker 1: But he didn't want anybody to boycott when he did

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Speaker 1: the halftime show.

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Speaker 2: Ah true.

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Speaker 1: I think sometimes people forget, like, hold on, why didn't

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Speaker 1: you say boycott when you did it? I mean every

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Speaker 1: every I'm like you, every entertainment for the halftime show.

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Speaker 1: It's not my cup of tea, right, But I ain't boycotting.

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Speaker 2: No exactly.

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Speaker 1: I mean they had coldplate, yes exactly. I left that check.

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Speaker 1: You two is not on the.

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Speaker 2: They're Irish, Okay, there you go.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, what was it?

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Speaker 2: Stones Stones? Yeah, they had a Maroon five. I hate

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Speaker 2: Maroon five. Put a shirt on.

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Speaker 1: The Millennia movie. Did you see the Millennia No?

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Speaker 2: No, no, I did not.

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Speaker 1: You not a movie guy.

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Speaker 2: I love movies. I just didn't see that one. I heard,

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Speaker 2: I heard bad things, and I don't really care. Give

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Speaker 2: me a document when they die. I don't like the

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Speaker 2: documentary when they're still alive. Let's it's p Diddy. I

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Speaker 2: just didn't. I don't. I don't know like Trump documentary,

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Speaker 2: but she's the first lady I wouldn't want to watch

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Speaker 2: a Michelle Obama documentary Either no Offense the Ice?

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Speaker 1: What's going on in Minnesota?

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Speaker 2: Oh Jesus hitting me with the heavy stuff? Well, look,

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Speaker 2: I don't know what what side of the aisle anybody's on.

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Speaker 2: A lady got shot in the face. I mean, who's

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Speaker 2: Ice hiring Alec Baldwin? I mean, come on, so, yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's all you know.

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Speaker 1: The guy that was that pretty yes, that legally had

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Speaker 1: a permit to carry a firearm, they take the firearm

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Speaker 1: off him. The problem that I have is that they're like, well,

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Speaker 1: who shows up to a protest, a peaceful protest with

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Speaker 1: a firearm? Right, Kyle Rittenhouse did?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I remember that they did, and you

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Speaker 2: said it was his constitutional right? Right?

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Speaker 1: I thought to say, we were I thought we liked

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Speaker 1: the Second Amendment.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought so too. But is that are you

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Speaker 2: saying now you like written Thehouse?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm saying, but you can't have it both ways.

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Speaker 1: You can't say who shows up to a piece for

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Speaker 1: protest shared with a firearm and castigate one and while

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Speaker 1: praising the other.

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Speaker 2: I agree, I agree.

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Speaker 1: I think they forget that. You know, we have this

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Speaker 1: thing called the Internet, and it's up there.

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Speaker 2: For well, yeah, the cell phone cameras have changed the

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Speaker 1: It is. It started, you know when it started, Kramer, Oh,

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Speaker 1: Rodney King.

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Speaker 2: They had camera's back, cell phone.

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Speaker 1: That's how that video. You remember that video got out?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but that was a big camcorder.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, but that was us that started everything?

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Speaker 2: Is that right? Ninety two? Can't we all just get along?

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Speaker 1: Yes? That started everything. And from that point on, you

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Speaker 1: just got to assume. Now if you leave your house, yeah,

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Speaker 1: anytime you raise your voice right exactly, anytime you don't

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Speaker 1: sign something someone saying hey Mark, how you now, I'm

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Speaker 1: in a hurry, Mark won't sign I just had I

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Speaker 1: mean I've seen all of the shows.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's U. That's that's a weapon.

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Speaker 1: Now it is.

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Speaker 2: But I do think it's bad for kids. Like they

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Speaker 2: did this study where kids aren't dancing anymore because they're

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: So like kids should be able to cut loose.

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Speaker 1: There are a lot of there are a lot of

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Speaker 1: things that I think this generation and maybe the generation

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Speaker 1: but I mean ten fifteen years ago, are missing out on, yes,

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Speaker 2: I completely I completely agree. I think kids aren't drinking anymore.

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Speaker 2: But they're doing all other shit that's unhealthy. You know,

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Speaker 2: drinking could actually make you open up and meet people

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Speaker 1: But well, kids don't even know how to ask them

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Speaker 1: out of there. Say, it's like seventy eighty percent of

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Speaker 1: exactly in person that you you you know you DM somebody? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well you know about you got that's how you share

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Speaker 1: the date. Shit got married?

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, exactly, But I think it's bittersweet. There's

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Speaker 2: it's like fire. There's good and bad to it.

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Speaker 1: But you had what you We're in a situation where

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Speaker 2: Yes, person, yes exactly. Well we're that. I don't know

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Speaker 1: In both worlds.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and I think that's we're lucky we lived in

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Speaker 2: both worlds.

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Speaker 1: Greenland, Mmm, leave it as it is.

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Speaker 2: Let's see, this is above my pay grade because other

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Speaker 2: presidents have bought land before. That pissed people off. So

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Speaker 2: I try to like take my yeah exactly, Louisiana person, Hawaii, Yes,

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Speaker 2: Puerto Rico so oh okay, see I didn't know that

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Speaker 2: I thought we that what conquering is you take ship.

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Speaker 1: Uh, Greenland doesn't bother anybody, No.

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Speaker 2: But it has minerals. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 2: I know, I uh, Denmark owns it. Yes, yes, so

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I guess if it's not for sales,

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Speaker 2: it's not for sale. I don't want to kill anybody

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Speaker 2: over it.

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Speaker 1: No. Uh, you tweeted, you're excited for Taylor Swift to

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Speaker 1: graduate from the breakup album to a divorce album. You

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Speaker 1: about to get mad to my boy to nef he

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Speaker 1: trap you going?

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Speaker 2: I wish I would love to go.

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Speaker 1: You think you think they're gonna televise it probably like

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Speaker 1: like princes died? You know, well I don't know you die? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean did you? Did you? I remember in the

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Speaker 1: wedding and it was watched like by seven hundred million.

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Speaker 2: Peach sure, sure, yeah, Well this is bigger than that.

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Speaker 2: She's huge, huge, and.

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Speaker 1: It's somebody's gonna somebody will pay probably fifty million, hundred

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Speaker 1: million dollars to televise.

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Speaker 2: It, no doubt about it. So they should televise it

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Speaker 2: just just to get the cash. But I mean that's

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Speaker 2: got to be weird. It's not it's unnatural for a

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Speaker 1: Yes, I mean that.

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Speaker 2: Part of us, I think likes the shit and we

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Speaker 1: Rush Hour the movie content disclaimers is that? Do you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I understand, like nudies, Yeah, I under yeah, I

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Speaker 2: a lot of a lot of anxiety, xanax, oxy, cotton,

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Speaker 2: all that shit is.

440
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,720
Speaker 1: But you know they used to I mean you like

441
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,639
Speaker 1: you could smoke in a restaurant. Would you like smoking

442
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:48,320
Speaker 1: or non smoking? Yes? I mean but you put me

443
00:18:48,359 --> 00:18:49,840
Speaker 1: in a non smoking But I'm back to back with

444
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,919
Speaker 1: a guy that's smoking is blowing up. You know they

445
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,480
Speaker 1: used to allow you to smoke on the plane. I

446
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:55,399
Speaker 1: remember that. I remember that.

447
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, you had those last trays in the handle are

448
00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:58,920
Speaker 2: the armrest?

449
00:18:59,080 --> 00:18:59,240
Speaker 1: Yes?

450
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:03,200
Speaker 2: Now I say, we got ozempic. You're doing you're doing

451
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,520
Speaker 2: the ok, we do. We can do a book on ozempic.

452
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,400
Speaker 2: But now I had the fat guy on the way

453
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,000
Speaker 2: here at the fat guy like all in my seat,

454
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,840
Speaker 2: and I'm like, this is this is like smoking because

455
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:15,480
Speaker 2: now I don't mind if you smoke, but if it's

456
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,439
Speaker 2: with my life. Now we got a problem. This is

457
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:21,359
Speaker 2: secondhand fat. You're all in my shit. So maybe we

458
00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:23,600
Speaker 2: should have fat sections. I don't know. We got ozepic. Now,

459
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:24,359
Speaker 2: there's no excuse you.

460
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,960
Speaker 1: In first the guy all in your seat and you

461
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:27,880
Speaker 1: and first.

462
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,879
Speaker 2: Well I got I got I gotta put a ticket

463
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:30,240
Speaker 2: too late.

464
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,520
Speaker 1: Oh you got back?

465
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:36,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all right, I can take it.

466
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Speaker 1: You have Blake ripping about code switching around black people

467
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,119
Speaker 1: and white people. Do you believe it's common?

468
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I think so. I think we code switch

469
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:47,119
Speaker 2: all the time. But the black white is the most obvious. Yes,

470
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,360
Speaker 2: when I'm around my mom, I'm not talking the way

471
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Speaker 2: I am with you, and that's a code switch. Yes,

472
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:56,160
Speaker 2: But uh, I think white and black culture is so strong,

473
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,879
Speaker 2: each of them is so strong that it's it's obvious,

474
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Speaker 2: more obvious.

475
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Speaker 1: Right, So when you run your black friends, you're like, hey, yeah,

476
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:05,960
Speaker 1: hey dog say this. No, No, I don't do that.

477
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:09,600
Speaker 2: That's crazy. Where are you at on the the the wigger?

478
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:10,840
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's the correct term.

479
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:11,960
Speaker 1: What do you? What do you what?

480
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,399
Speaker 2: A black guy? I think about the wigger because I

481
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,240
Speaker 2: look at it like I like carrots and I hate

482
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Speaker 2: carrot cake. I like black people, that's carrots. I hate

483
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:19,200
Speaker 2: carrot cake.

484
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,359
Speaker 1: I don't like carrot cake either. I haven't. I really

485
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:27,040
Speaker 1: haven't been around because the friend white friends I have,

486
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Speaker 1: they're white and that's their place, and when I get

487
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,240
Speaker 1: around them, I'm me. I don't get out of I

488
00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:36,080
Speaker 1: love what you've done with the place. Where do we

489
00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:39,119
Speaker 1: going to the Hampton? Oh? Oh my goodness, it is

490
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Speaker 1: beautiful this time. That's not who I am? So did

491
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,960
Speaker 1: I already know when you when you see me, when

492
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,320
Speaker 1: you talk to me, this is who I am?

493
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:45,480
Speaker 3: Now?

494
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:50,040
Speaker 2: I was give you a loan, well, doug uh Yeah, No.

495
00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:52,400
Speaker 2: I think people should be be who you are.

496
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Speaker 1: You are when you become friends, you accept that person

497
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Speaker 1: for who they are. So I don't need you to

498
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,679
Speaker 1: try to like, oh, I'm really down with you, bro,

499
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,439
Speaker 1: I speak your language. I'm good. I let you know

500
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,560
Speaker 1: that I'm really really not bro be you.

501
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:06,399
Speaker 2: I agreed.

502
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,880
Speaker 1: But it's it's I guess they feel like I got

503
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,480
Speaker 1: to show him that I'm down, that I'm cool. That yeah,

504
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,080
Speaker 1: not bro, that's it's unnecessary.

505
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,840
Speaker 2: But I mean, look at Gavin Usom. He's in hot

506
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,399
Speaker 2: water right now for do you see that whole thing?

507
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,359
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, something about the sat Yeah.

508
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,840
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, I'm just like you, I can't read

509
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,119
Speaker 2: or whatever, and you're like what are you doing? Or

510
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,440
Speaker 2: Hillary Clint with the hot sauce. It's it's all as

511
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,040
Speaker 2: a honky. It's all very embarrassing.

512
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:32,400
Speaker 1: The N word. Do you think there's ever a situation

513
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:36,040
Speaker 1: where it's okay for someone of the opposite race to

514
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:36,840
Speaker 1: use that word?

515
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:41,480
Speaker 2: Uh? Well, it's tough because when I was a kid,

516
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,919
Speaker 2: my black friends would with me and be like, come on,

517
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,920
Speaker 2: say it, and they would It was a joke, but

518
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,600
Speaker 2: they'd always, you know, yell at you to make you

519
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,120
Speaker 2: say it, and they like, you have six of them

520
00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:51,800
Speaker 2: going say it? Say it was it was very uncomfortable.

521
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,119
Speaker 2: But uh, I don't know, I just I just don't

522
00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:54,439
Speaker 2: do it.

523
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:54,920
Speaker 1: I don't.

524
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,560
Speaker 2: There's so much venom in that word, you know, so

525
00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:01,119
Speaker 2: uh obviously the songs are a little tricky, you know,

526
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,720
Speaker 2: and every rap song we all love you. You want

527
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:07,400
Speaker 2: to go, maybe just say it alone, But uh nah,

528
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,240
Speaker 2: I just I don't. I don't partake.

529
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,359
Speaker 1: I mean I don't. I don't listen to what people

530
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Speaker 1: say in a movie or what they do in the

531
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Speaker 1: movie and think I can recreate that in the real

532
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:17,919
Speaker 1: world just because something just because someone, I mean, you

533
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,920
Speaker 1: might call hey, hey baby, call your wife hey baby, hey, honey, harms,

534
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:24,000
Speaker 1: but if another man called your wife dad, You're gonna

535
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,720
Speaker 1: have some You're gonna feel some type of well, it's

536
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,800
Speaker 1: a good point, you like, hold on, now you know

537
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:29,399
Speaker 1: him money?

538
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:30,359
Speaker 2: Right?

539
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,000
Speaker 1: So why are you calling you baby? Why you call

540
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:32,520
Speaker 1: it you sugar?

541
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,400
Speaker 2: That's a good annaloy people. I've never heard that take.

542
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, so hold on. So I just think the thing

543
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:40,200
Speaker 1: is in every group have a way of communicating within

544
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:43,280
Speaker 1: their subgroup. Gay people have a way of communicating with

545
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,000
Speaker 1: great people. Trans have a way of communicating with trans.

546
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,159
Speaker 1: They might say something women to call each other the

547
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,480
Speaker 1: B word. I wouldn't deare think about calling a woman

548
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,760
Speaker 1: that just because I hear someone else talking amongst it

549
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 1: and their subgroup. How they talk? Oh, now where you called?

550
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 1: Where he said it or she said it? I can

551
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,960
Speaker 1: be able to say it right. Gay people call each

552
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 1: other gay and derogatory terms all the time. That's them

553
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,760
Speaker 1: and that's the way they communicate. Yeah, just because they

554
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 1: communicate like that, I'm not in that subgroup? What makes

555
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,200
Speaker 1: me give me to write the feel I can because

556
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:13,639
Speaker 1: they can't.

557
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:14,920
Speaker 2: But what'd you do it behind their back?

558
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:15,119
Speaker 1: No?

559
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:19,960
Speaker 2: Uh huh no, No, I got some texts. Yeah, I

560
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,399
Speaker 2: agree with the N word. My whole thing is I

561
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,199
Speaker 2: about a little credit for coming up with it. Did

562
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 2: all right, No, No, I'm just fucking around Dave Chappelle.

563
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, love them. I don't know they've been look, Carling,

564
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:38,680
Speaker 1: there have been guys that could weave a story, but

565
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:43,680
Speaker 1: nobody in the last thirty years can do what Dave

566
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 1: Chappelle does.

567
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:48,199
Speaker 2: Probably the best orator in my lifetime. And I just

568
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 2: hung out with him in his club in Ohio. Yeah,

569
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,159
Speaker 2: we got pretty drunk together and just hear it's just

570
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 2: me and him at his bar in his club at

571
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:58,240
Speaker 2: two in the morning, and just the stories there are great.

572
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:01,560
Speaker 2: So when he puts it on stage, polishes it and

573
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 2: he has that cadence and they hang on every word

574
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,920
Speaker 2: with a cigarette and he's sitting down and you're never bored.

575
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 2: It's completely captivating. Yeah, it's a gift.

576
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,880
Speaker 1: Uh, you know he has he has, you know, Carling

577
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,919
Speaker 1: and Gregory, guys that could like and and the issues

578
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 1: and the way he can weave it his s and

579
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,119
Speaker 1: l thing. Yeah yeah, yeah, it was one of the

580
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:25,120
Speaker 1: great was one of the great monologues ever. Unbelievable and

581
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 1: his specials, the way and he but here's the problem.

582
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,720
Speaker 1: This is what makes him so great because he has

583
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 1: what they try to take from him. He never valued it, right,

584
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 1: so he didn't care about Hollywood. Well, we're gonna do this,

585
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,480
Speaker 1: I don't care. Guess what they got this thing called

586
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,119
Speaker 1: the internet. I can just go to here saying you

587
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna be performing here, Yeah, and twenty

588
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 1: thousand tickets going just like that exactly so. And the

589
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,400
Speaker 1: way he can weave a story. Man, His last Netflix,

590
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,919
Speaker 1: his last three or four Netflix special is as good

591
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 1: as you've seen a stand up weaving in and out

592
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,200
Speaker 1: of traffic and not getting.

593
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's the best, because we've all seen specials who

594
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:05,200
Speaker 2: are like, this is good, but half an hour and

595
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 2: I got it. Yeah, but his I couldn't turn it off. No,

596
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 2: And so I do miss kind of the sillier Chappelle.

597
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 2: I like the silly stuff like kill him softly and

598
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:16,000
Speaker 2: for what it's worth. But I mean, you can't deny

599
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:19,400
Speaker 2: the talent. He's unbelievable and uh and a nice guy

600
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 2: and a good hang.

601
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:25,879
Speaker 1: He got some he got some plaque because they said, well,

602
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 1: Charlie Kirk was this year, you know, white generation market

603
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:30,200
Speaker 1: the King.

604
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't don't know about that, but okay, yeah, yeah,

605
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 2: Well I mean that he had to do that joke

606
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 2: that's that's right there.

607
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's in his wheelhouse. Conspiracy theory? Are you a

608
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:44,639
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories?

609
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 2: Not really, not really. I don't think too much about

610
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:50,560
Speaker 2: everything enough to to have a theory on it.

611
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 1: But is Epstein a lie? Because people say he might

612
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,120
Speaker 1: be on an island, he might be somewhere in Israel.

613
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,639
Speaker 2: That's why I saw the bearded fuk So maybe, But

614
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 2: again I'm I'm too stupid to make a That's why

615
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 2: I don't gamble. I can't make a call on that.

616
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,399
Speaker 2: I go, maybe it is, Maybe it is.

617
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:10,479
Speaker 1: What do I know? What about aliens? They're just not

618
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 1: fifty one but right, but they are.

619
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 2: What's Obama doing?

620
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:15,159
Speaker 1: Is he?

621
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 2: Is he trying to trick us or get us off

622
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 2: on another thing? But then Trump said it was like

623
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 2: he's like he shouldn't be saying that. So then that

624
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 2: makes me think it's real exactly, So I don't know,

625
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 2: it sounds like it's pretty real.

626
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 1: You ever got into a fight, Oh yeah, younger or

627
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,120
Speaker 1: as as a comedian.

628
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,120
Speaker 2: Well, I've got into a fight as a kid a lot,

629
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:39,679
Speaker 2: but older, I just got beat up. I got jumped

630
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 2: three times in New York the first year for what. Well, twice.

631
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 2: It was my fault. I don't want to give a

632
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 2: whole story, but I was. It was always like a

633
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,959
Speaker 2: mugging or something. But one time I was so drunk

634
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 2: in Hell's kitchen. I was like, cold, I've been drinking

635
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 2: all night. Brooklyn's so far away. Let me just take

636
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,359
Speaker 2: a little nap in this doorway and then I'll eventually

637
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:02,639
Speaker 2: go back to Brooklyn. And I woke up to a

638
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 2: bunch of guys going through my pockets and he goes,

639
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,880
Speaker 2: he's getting up, and he hit me and I went

640
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 2: out again, and they took everything and took my joke book,

641
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 2: my keys, my pen, my wallet. I mean, what they

642
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 2: do with the keys, I know, I know exactly well.

643
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 2: They had my id too, but yeah, they took everything.

644
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 2: Getting back home was a that had jumped the turnstiles

645
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:20,919
Speaker 2: and run home and all that.

646
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 1: I know. They didn't take that watch off. You could.

647
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 2: Ten bucks. He's still ticking. And this is the Reagan era.

648
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 2: But yeah, then I got jumped in Crown Heights. I

649
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 2: saw five guys shooting dice on a court like out

650
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,919
Speaker 2: of a movie, drinking forties, and I was like, let

651
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:42,639
Speaker 2: me cross the street. I know I should have. They

652
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 2: had the cardboard box and everything, and I was like,

653
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,439
Speaker 2: I'm gonna avoid them. I get down the street and

654
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 2: this older guy hit a white beard, old black guy,

655
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 2: and I had an iPod at the time, and he

656
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 2: goes give me that radio, and I was so drunk.

657
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 2: I was like, it's not a radio, it's an MP

658
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 2: three player. And he yanked it and I yanked it

659
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 2: and he picked me up and he started banging against

660
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 2: a like.

661
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 1: A oh man, you got to do that. Well.

662
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,119
Speaker 2: I was hitting him and kicking him, but he had me.

663
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 2: My legs were dangling and I was kind of in shock.

664
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,719
Speaker 2: And those five guys ran over and beat the hell

665
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Speaker 2: out of them.

666
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 1: Oh, they helped you.

667
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 2: They helped me, and my iPod hit the ground. I

668
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 2: grabbed it. I said, thank you. I mean, they're kicking

669
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 2: this guy in the face. And I asked a cop

670
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 2: later and he said those guys were probably drug dealers,

671
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 2: and they can't have a white kid getting killed in

672
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 2: the neighborhood, so they had to step in and make

673
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:25,120
Speaker 2: a decision.

674
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: Wow. Crazy, Yeah, yeah, I mean, you don't live in

675
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 1: New York anymore, do you.

676
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 2: I'm still in Brooklyn, but I moved to a nicer.

677
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 1: Area, but you might want to move out of that

678
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: was That was.

679
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,120
Speaker 2: A different time. That was two thousand and seven.

680
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 1: Eight. Have you ever been booed? Oh yeah, oh.

681
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a horrible feeling.

682
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 1: Just uh.

683
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 2: I went in on a heckler too hard, did you?

684
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 2: And I got booed. He went at me, and I

685
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 2: just I saw red and I snapped and I started

686
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 2: shitting on the guy and one guy in the back goes, hey,

687
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 2: take it easy on him, and I was like you too,

688
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 2: and I was having a bad set, and then the

689
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 2: whole crowd turned on me. It's tough, So.

690
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: Hello on you told about taking these on him? He started,

691
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: he paid to see me, and now he wants the mic.

692
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 1: I have the mic.

693
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 2: Well, we have a thing called papered rooms where you

694
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 2: can't sell tickets, so that club gives tickets away. So

695
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 2: you're getting randos coming in. It's like, I'm here for

696
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 2: a show. You're lucky I'm here. And so I got

697
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 2: heckled quite a bit and I went in on.

698
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 1: The guy following the comedian. Is there anybody like lord?

699
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: I show hope I don't have to follow him. I

700
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 1: want to go first, Oh I want to go first.

701
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 1: I don't want to go. I don't want to follow.

702
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 2: Oh there's so many great comics like that. Gary Owen

703
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 2: wouldn't want to follow because he's so loose. He's in

704
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 2: the crowd and he can his material is good, but

705
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 2: he can also do great crowd work, and the room

706
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 2: is his. That's the kuy. You don't want to follow

707
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 2: when they make the room theirs, because then you have

708
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 2: to come out and re set the whole thing, and

709
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 2: that's all. That's a hard thing to do. It's one

710
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 2: thing to have good material, but it's one thing to

711
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 2: command a room.

712
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 1: Who's the first comedian to put you on, to give

713
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 1: you an opportunity to say, you know what A I think?

714
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 1: I think? I think you good? Bro.

715
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 2: Come on the road with probably Amy schu Her. Amy

716
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 2: Suwert gave me a huge leg up. She was so giving,

717
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 2: uh so loyal. She brought me on the road. I

718
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 2: watched her go from clubs to theaters to arenas to

719
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 2: movies and I was there the whole ride. And uh yeah,

720
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 2: So she got me into the comedy celler. She she

721
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 2: hooked me up. She put me in her TV show,

722
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 2: So that was a big She was a big help.

723
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Speaker 1: You know, one of my favorite.

724
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 2: Now is Nikki Oh, Nikki's great friend of mine. Hey,

725
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 2: that roast she had set of the night people. People

726
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 2: that didn't know her. Man, who's that man? Who's the

727
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 2: white lady with the uh uh that went in on Tom?

728
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 1: That's what people then they didn't know her. Yeah, I

729
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 1: had no idea who she was.

730
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 2: Yeah?

731
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: She And then now is she on?

732
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 2: I'm finding Yeah, she's great and everything. Golden Globes. She

733
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 2: did so well. They had her back, Yeah, two years

734
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 2: in a row, and she killed it the second time,

735
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 2: so no one prepares like her. That's her secret weapon.

736
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 2: She has great jokes, yes, but she runs them over

737
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 2: and over at the comedy store and perfects him. Takes

738
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 2: shit out, put stuff in, and that's why she's great.

739
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,720
Speaker 1: You are seinfail. He said you wanted, you wanted the

740
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 1: great comics. When you hear someone like Seinfeld and you

741
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: know what, you know he was back in the days

742
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 1: with Eddie and and Keenan and Robert Townsend and those

743
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 1: guys that he had to show. We know what Seinfeld

744
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: showed one of the most popular shows in sitcom history.

745
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 1: When you hear him talking such glowing terms about you.

746
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 2: I can't even describe how surreal that was because I

747
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 2: used to watch the show with my parents on NBC,

748
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 2: and then to struggle and be poor and broke and

749
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 2: struggling as a comedian open mics, all that shit, and

750
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 2: then to have this guy notice you. It was insane.

751
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 2: I was bombing at a show in Buffalo. I got

752
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 2: off stage. There's eight people in the room. My bomb,

753
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 2: I'm covering sweat. I got off stage. My phone's blowing up.

754
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 2: People were like, hey, Seinfeld's talking about you. I'm like,

755
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 2: what what's this? They sent me the link. He was

756
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 2: on a Mets broadcas he was in a Mets game.

757
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 2: They invite him in the box to talk on the

758
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 2: on the TV thing and uh, they go, what comics

759
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 2: do you like? And he mentioned me crazy. So I

760
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 2: went from bombing covered in sweat to having like the

761
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 2: greatest moment. I sent to my parents.

762
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 1: What's some of the best advice he's given you?

763
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 2: Oh, he gave me a lot of advice.

764
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 1: He said.

765
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 2: One, he's like, you got to move around more, because

766
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 2: I came up up in the whole staying one spot

767
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 2: like Dane Cook was kind of out yeah, and then

768
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 2: I came in and they're like, don't do that you

769
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 2: want to if you're if you're writing is good, you'll

770
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 2: be able to just stand there and deliver the jokes.

771
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 2: And I remember thinking, all right, I got to be

772
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 2: that guy. And he was like that move own the stage,

773
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 2: you know. And then he told me something. What else

774
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 2: did he tell me?

775
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 1: Uh?

776
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:42,959
Speaker 2: Shit, he said, don't go to Epstein's. No.

777
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 1: No.

778
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 2: Uh. He had a couple of things, but yeah, that

779
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 2: was uh that was some big stuff. He said, perform

780
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 2: more right, never forgot it.

781
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 1: Have you ever been starstruck? Oh? Yeah, all the time.

782
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 1: I'm always you Not met everybody?

783
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 2: Now, No, I mean to me, like, like I met

784
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 2: Quentin Tarantino. That was crazy. I met Seth Rogan, that

785
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 2: was crazy. Chris Rock Chris Rock is my favorite in

786
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 2: the nineties, and when I met him, I was like,

787
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 2: this is crazy. And then Seinfeld too. I was scared.

788
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 2: But that's the cool thing about comedians. Ten minutes in

789
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, this is a normal guy, right, Seinfeld

790
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 2: is a guy who likes cars, comedy and baseball car

791
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly.

792
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 1: Is there anyone that you haven't worked with that you

793
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 1: like to work with?

794
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 2: Oh, geezh, probably Scorsese. I have a real thing for directors.

795
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 2: I went to film school for a little bit, and

796
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 2: I love I love Woody Allen, Scorsese, Tarantino, Michael Mann,

797
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,239
Speaker 2: all those guys. Coppola, So I'd love to beat one

798
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 2: of them.

799
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 1: What do you have?

800
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 2: I met Larry David. He was a hero, and I'd

801
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 2: love to beat Woody Allen. I know he's controversial but

802
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 2: still talented.

803
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 1: What's your relationship like with Miss Pat? Oh?

804
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 2: I love miss Pat. We have a special rapport. She's

805
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 2: done my podcast a few times and we just we

806
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 2: just yeah, we're like at Yin and Yang.

807
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, and.

808
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 2: She's so funny, She's so raw and real and h

809
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 2: we have a good time.

810
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: Your first comedy specially you released it, released it on

811
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:14,319
Speaker 1: YouTube because you know, the streaming platform didn't believe in you. Yes,

812
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:16,359
Speaker 1: and we see Ollie said does that?

813
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 2: Yes?

814
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 1: He killed I think Ryan Davis released me. Yeah, so

815
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 1: what made you say? You know what? I got this material.

816
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 1: I think it'll be good. Okay, I'm gonnaupload it to

817
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 1: my platform.

818
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 2: It was all failure. I said hey Netflix, they said

819
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 2: kick rocks. I said hey Comedy Central, they said blow me.

820
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 2: I said hey Hulu. They said, what's Hulu? And so

821
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 2: I had to put it on YouTube for just failure's sake.

822
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 2: There was nowhere else to go.

823
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 1: And it blew up.

824
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 2: The pandemic hit and it blew up. Yes, so that

825
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 2: changed my whole career. I got it, I got bookings

826
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 2: off of it. I got a new agent off of it,

827
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 2: and it hit like thirteen million views and I was

828
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 2: selling tickets everywhere.

829
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:57,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's a nice little check from YouTube. Yeah,

830
00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 1: I mean it's not what you think.

831
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,959
Speaker 2: YouTube is pretty low, to be honest, it's not mister

832
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 2: Beast money.

833
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 1: Well I mean back then, I mean it's gotten share

834
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 1: because more people are getting involved.

835
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 2: So yeah, drove it, driven it down some. But but

836
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 2: to shoot one of those it costs me about fifteen grand.

837
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 2: So I made that back after a little while. But

838
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,720
Speaker 2: you make it back on the road. Yes, yes, specially

839
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:18,240
Speaker 2: it is like a commercial for you.

840
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 1: Because that's what. Yeah, you're right, You're right. So they've like, man,

841
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,839
Speaker 1: you know what, I ain't realize he was that funny. Man. Hey,

842
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 1: he gonna be in the area, check him out.

843
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 2: And now YouTube is is like another avenue. It's like Netflix,

844
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,800
Speaker 2: HBO YouTube. So now it's kind of oversaturated.

845
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,720
Speaker 1: Is there a situation where you could so once, once

846
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 1: Netflix has it, you can't release it on YouTube.

847
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 2: Right, you get a two year lease. Netflix is a

848
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,400
Speaker 2: licening deal where they own it for two years and

849
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 2: then you get it back and then they can decide

850
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,839
Speaker 2: we want to buy it back for extra money, right,

851
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 2: or you can go here, I'm keeping it. And then

852
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 2: you can put on YouTube.

853
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 1: And then you're like, yeah, okay, how much how much

854
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 1: you want it to buy it exactly?

855
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 2: You can do a little bidding.

856
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, that's amazing. Flick special. Yeah, so this is

857
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: your second one, right, second one second one? So how

858
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:05,760
Speaker 1: did the first one come about?

859
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 2: Well, the first one came off the back of I

860
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 2: did the YouTube. It did well, so Netflix said, we're nervous,

861
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,439
Speaker 2: we don't know you. We'll give you a half hour.

862
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 2: So I was like, all right, I'll take it. So

863
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 2: I had to do a half hour that went well,

864
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 2: thank god, and then they gave me an hour. Yeah,

865
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 2: so I had to really prove it. And that's a

866
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 2: lot of materially you got to write. Yeah, you gotta

867
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 2: write a YouTube hour, then a half hour, and then

868
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:27,959
Speaker 2: another hour, right, and now I have a new hour.

869
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 1: So all so all the streaming platforms were like Chappelle,

870
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 1: all of them are like fifty seven this tool sixty minutes.

871
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, fifty two to an hour usually I think

872
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 2: or forty eight minutes is the contract. But yeah, that

873
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 2: takes a long time to write. Chappelle can do it

874
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:47,879
Speaker 2: because he's he's a story guy. Yeah, slow, I'm a joke,

875
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 2: joke joke, So.

876
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:49,799
Speaker 1: You just like firing them off.

877
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

878
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:53,759
Speaker 1: So he's a guy that bills yes everything. Yeah, it's

879
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 1: a start, a mid and an inn.

880
00:36:56,120 --> 00:37:00,400
Speaker 2: Yeah you just like like Rodney, Yeah you got to

881
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 2: earn that bill. I'm not there yet. Yeah, no one, yes,

882
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,720
Speaker 2: exactly about Oozy and he's a pan grenade.

883
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 1: Ah man, So what can people expect from none to

884
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 1: plead none too?

885
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 2: I hit every group. I feel like, you know, everybody

886
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 2: does trans jokes. I do trans Mexican, black, Muslim. Yes, everybody,

887
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:28,840
Speaker 2: equal opportunity. I'm inclusive. I brought everybody in and uh,

888
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,399
Speaker 2: it's all about love, It's all about ball busting. It's

889
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 2: like my childhood. I'm writing jokes that I would want

890
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 2: to hear or my friends growing up would want to hear,

891
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 2: and uh, just put all that hr shit behind you

892
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 2: and just sit and enjoy it, don't sit and analy

893
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 2: Is it problematic?

894
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 1: Is it?

895
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 2: No, it's just fun.

896
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:46,759
Speaker 1: When you got the first big chick, what did you buy?

897
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,720
Speaker 2: I bought a classic car. You get I've got drunk

898
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 2: One night I went on, Uh, what's that trailer? Dot

899
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 2: com or nothing? I can't remember the name of it.

900
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 2: Something trailer. I bought a nineteen seventy three BMW two.

901
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 2: It's this crazy looking a little car with round headlights. Yeah,

902
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 2: I'll send you a video.

903
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 1: Well, I'm thinking, like, okay, I'm thinking a classic car.

904
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 1: I'm thinking you're talking about something like a Kuda or

905
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: a Chevail.

906
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 3: No.

907
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 2: Well, when I was a kid, I had a nineteen

908
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 2: seventy one Cutlass Oldsmobile Colors convertible and that was a

909
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 2: badass car. But it broke down. But this is a

910
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:25,880
Speaker 2: German BMW seventy three. It runs like a Kenya. I

911
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 2: never had one problem with it.

912
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 1: You still got it.

913
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's in a garage in Brooklyn.

914
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 1: But I mean, do you have do you actually have

915
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 1: a car in New York or do you need it?

916
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:34,839
Speaker 1: I mean you probably take I.

917
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 2: Take a subway every day. Yeah, yeah, I don't. I

918
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 2: don't want I drink too much to drive, So I

919
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 2: have that thing for joy riding and shit.

920
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 1: So what did your wife? Your wife have a car?

921
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 2: No, she can't drive.

922
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 1: She can't drive, but she just choose not to drive.

923
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 2: She's Muslim, so I got her in a Burco with

924
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 2: no car. No, she she's not a great driver, so

925
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:55,399
Speaker 2: it's probably a bad idea.

926
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 1: Does she have license?

927
00:38:56,760 --> 00:39:01,480
Speaker 2: No? I know it's cliche, but she'll she'll get it.

928
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 2: She'll get one.

929
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 1: I think it might be a little late now she

930
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 1: might just you know, I'm cool not driving.

931
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll drive because she's got the kid now we

932
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 2: need her safe.

933
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 1: What do you think? What do you think your best

934
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 1: and worst purchases are? Oh geez, because you don't strike

935
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: me as a guy that's really extravagant.

936
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 2: I am not you saw the watch. I'm not a

937
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 2: big not materialistic at all, and I grew up pretty

938
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 2: pretty low means, so I kind of keep it that way, right.

939
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 2: I'm scared to like, you buy all this shit that

940
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 2: ends up owning you and it just piles up, Like

941
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 2: how many sneakers you got?

942
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 1: I so I sold a couple of years ago, I

943
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 1: sold three hundred and what three hundred and eighteen pair Oh.

944
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 2: My see, I buy one shoe. I'm gonna wear this

945
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 2: till it wears out. Then I'll buy another one.

946
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:46,360
Speaker 1: Well, talk about a new pair. They can't feed it

947
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 1: so careful.

948
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 2: I've had these two weeks too weak. I know, I

949
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 2: know New York's gross. Well, I'm not gonna wear these.

950
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,799
Speaker 1: No, but it's kind of hard to get a white

951
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: shoe in New York.

952
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 2: That's true. That was mistake. Yeah, that was they were

953
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,319
Speaker 2: on sale. What are you running the vape shop? But

954
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:05,840
Speaker 2: then this story news van it's like the mystery machine.

955
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 2: Oh shod worthy.

956
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 1: Okay, what did you do before you got into comedy?

957
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 2: I did everything. I was a waiter, bus boy, janitor,

958
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 2: furniture mover. I did construction. I did a lot of

959
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 2: medial gigs because I didn't want to think right. Because

960
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 2: I did some office work like data entry and all

961
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 2: that shit. I wanted to kill myself. So I'd rather

962
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 2: be on my feet doing something than just staring at

963
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 2: a computer answering phones.

964
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,320
Speaker 1: You know, I think that that was a wise decision.

965
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 1: But you always tell people do a lot of things

966
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: when you're young, because I tell you what you don't

967
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 1: want to do.

968
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 2: That's good.

969
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 1: There's nothing worse than being the situation you and you're

970
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 1: thirty five forty years old, like, damn, I don't want

971
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: to do this. Probably should have found that out in

972
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 1: your twenties.

973
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that is.

974
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 1: That saved you probably ten fifteen years of doing some

975
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 1: bullde eye.

976
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 2: That and people chase stability. They go, well, I got

977
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 2: dental here and the paycheck's pretty good, and you know

978
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,399
Speaker 2: that that's a curse. Yeah, I'd say take some risk,

979
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 2: get out there. You ever get fired, Oh yeah, I

980
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 2: got fired from a gig. I was a host at

981
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 2: AOL gig. It was a big Halloween show. A guy

982
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:11,400
Speaker 2: saw me at a show. He goes, I like your humor,

983
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 2: you'd be perfect to host this show. And I said great,

984
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,800
Speaker 2: five thousand dollars most money ever made. I was hosting

985
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 2: a Halloween costume contest. And he goes, be irreverent, be offensive,

986
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 2: and I go great, all right, He's like, we wanted

987
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 2: to be edgy. So Catwoman walks on and she's like

988
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 2: a hot catwoman, tight outfitch. She had a big whip,

989
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 2: super sexy. Made some jokes about Catwoman, and then an

990
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:35,080
Speaker 2: African queen walked on and I said, hey, watch that

991
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 2: whip around the African. They shut the whole thing down.

992
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 2: I got fired. They moved my boxes outside and I said,

993
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 2: you said be offensive. They're like, not that offensive, and

994
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 2: I said, I got Tourette's.

995
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: So yeah. How different are you raising your son compared

996
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,240
Speaker 1: the way you were raised?

997
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 2: Oh boy, that's good. Well my parents are they're kind

998
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 2: of they're military, okay, so they were a little I

999
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 2: don't want to say they weren't around, but they were

1000
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 2: a little.

1001
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 1: Uh you do, you will do us right?

1002
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 2: And I think I'm gonna try to be a little

1003
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,799
Speaker 2: more hands on, but I could have used a little

1004
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 2: more guidance. I think you got a nanny I do Jamaican.

1005
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and I worry she's with my kid more

1006
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 2: than me. His first words, he said, yeah, I'm on.

1007
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 3: What what do you?

1008
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: What do you are? Because obviously you mentioned about the

1009
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 1: gentleman that you had, that he taught you so much, Yes,

1010
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 1: a lot of things that probably probably you're gonna want

1011
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 1: to teach your son what your father didn't teach you.

1012
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 1: But you being on the road so much, Oh yeah,

1013
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 1: this lady might have I know.

1014
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 2: I know he's already eating ROTI and but I think

1015
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 2: I'm gonna cool it with the road when he's older,

1016
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 2: because he's still he can't even talk or walk yet.

1017
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna once he starts having a personality, I'm

1018
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 2: gonna try to be homewarre right, But I gotta make

1019
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,720
Speaker 2: the money, true, you gotta provide.

1020
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 1: So how long? How long you plan on doing this?

1021
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:02,880
Speaker 1: I mean you're going, I mean you're gonna be like

1022
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,319
Speaker 1: you know, obviously you could because you don't get too

1023
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: old to talk now. You don't have the physic a

1024
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 1: physical job like a manual labor job that you're gonna

1025
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 1: age out of it, and you don't have a situation

1026
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 1: where you know, at sixty five you gotta retire, so

1027
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 1: you can tell jokes for an extended period of time.

1028
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 1: Is this something that you want to like? You know what,

1029
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: as long as I'm able to do it, the crowd five,

1030
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 1: the audience finds me funny. This is something that I

1031
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:25,840
Speaker 1: want to do and.

1032
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 2: Comedy is it is not like football where even you

1033
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 2: know Don Rickles did it till he died. Yes, So

1034
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,760
Speaker 2: I think you have a sense of humid Milton Burrow

1035
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 2: exactly exactly, so you always want to be able to

1036
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:39,800
Speaker 2: do it. And I think to do comedy. You have

1037
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 2: to keep that knife sharp. So I will do it

1038
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 2: as much as I have to just to stay sharp.

1039
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 2: But I will slow down. Hopefully I can do some movies.

1040
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:48,319
Speaker 2: I wrote a movie with my friend where we were

1041
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 2: shooting at this summer. Uh, I'm trying to sell a

1042
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 2: show to Netflix, so I have other irons on the

1043
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:54,800
Speaker 2: fire and my whiskey.

1044
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 1: What do you what do you want to what do

1045
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 1: you want the nanny to be able to teach your son?

1046
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: Kind of like what the gentleman taught you.

1047
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 2: Well, the Jamaican nanny is pretty Uh. I don't want

1048
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 2: to say she's strict, but she's she's.

1049
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 1: A lot more than you and your wife.

1050
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, exactly, And I think that's sometimes I worry

1051
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 2: like Dan I was a little harsh. But I think

1052
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:16,479
Speaker 2: that's good too because it'll it'll toughen them up a little.

1053
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 1: Right. What do you work on there? How do how

1054
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 1: does how do you try to make yourself better? Every day?

1055
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,359
Speaker 2: I got a weird little routine. I think. I think

1056
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 2: a little discipline goes a long way. I think, uh,

1057
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 2: what do you call it? Like consistency? Like I do

1058
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:33,800
Speaker 2: push ups every day, I do squats every day. I

1059
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 2: do weights every day and if I don't do it,

1060
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 2: I feel horrible about myself. So I think it's good

1061
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 2: to have. Like I have a friend who does a

1062
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 2: coal plunge every morning, and I go, what does that

1063
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:44,919
Speaker 2: do to you? He goes nothing, I just don't want

1064
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 2: to do it. That's why I do it, And I

1065
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 2: think that's that's the key to life. Is like, if

1066
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 2: you can do a coal plunge first thing in the

1067
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,800
Speaker 2: morning that you don't want to do the rest of

1068
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:57,240
Speaker 2: the days easy. So, uh, it's easy to put off everything.

1069
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 2: But if you can challenge, if you can kind of

1070
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,440
Speaker 2: wrangle your own brain and your own discipline, then you're

1071
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 2: good to go. Does that make sense?

1072
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:08,359
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, So is there any one particular area, say,

1073
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 1: you know what, I want to be better at this

1074
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 1: today than I was yesterday, and I want to be

1075
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: better tomorrow than I was today. Yeah.

1076
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 2: Well, you want to be a good dad for sure.

1077
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 2: And you want to write. You want to write a

1078
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 2: better joke today than you did yesterday, and that's not

1079
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,320
Speaker 2: easy because these jokes come out of thin air. You

1080
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 2: better say, be a better husband.

1081
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 1: Can your wife go see this? And you're like, you

1082
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 1: didn't mention me.

1083
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 2: She knows, she knows, and you know I got I

1084
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 2: got her body down pretty good.

1085
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 1: Now do you do you ever open up?

1086
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 3: No?

1087
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 2: This is as far as I've opened up since since jail, dude.

1088
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 1: But look, when you're around your friends, and I don't

1089
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Speaker 1: know how many friends that you have that aren't comedians,

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Speaker 1: not many. So is this what you guys do all

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Speaker 1: the time?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 2: We love bullshitting, talking and riffing. Yeah, this is this

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Speaker 2: is what we are so entertaining. It gets the juice

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Speaker 2: is flowing. You think of jokes that way. We laugh,

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Speaker 2: We laugh and we go hard, we go dark because

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Speaker 2: where are our ship is numb, like we don't have

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Speaker 2: any filter anymore, right, but we have filter at the

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Speaker 2: workplace or whatever, but at the family reunion, but around

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Speaker 2: each other, it's all uh no, holds bar?

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Speaker 1: Do you wipe? People say, baby, I think you'd need

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Speaker 1: toning down?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, every now and then. And if she says it,

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Speaker 2: then she's right.

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Speaker 1: So because she knows you yes, and you're like, okay, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think I think that's enough. Well I do do

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Speaker 1: you do?

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Speaker 2: I do around the house? I do voice just for fun?

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Speaker 1: Do you no? No hate?

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Speaker 2: Just like hello? All that shit and it's just me

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Speaker 2: and her and every now and then she's like, this

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Speaker 2: is getting weird.

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Speaker 1: So but we have a good time. Mark, thanks for

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Speaker 1: coming on. Look, everybody go check out none to please. Hey,

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Speaker 1: thank you sir, thank you. Bo I appreciate your man.

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Speaker 2: I want to sell. I'm getting a Glizzie.

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Speaker 3: All my life, grinding all my life, sacrifice, hustle, pay

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Speaker 3: the price. Wanta slice? Got to brow the dis the

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Speaker 3: squad all my life. I've been grinding all my life,

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Speaker 3: all my life, grinding.

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Speaker 2: All my life, sacrifice, hustle, pay the price. Want a slice?

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Speaker 3: Got to brow the gys, the squad all my life.

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Speaker 3: I've been grinding all my life.

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Speaker 1: M hm