1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,800 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This I'm your guest. 2 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:08,880 Speaker 1: That was cool scratting in for Kap This week, Let's 3 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:11,600 Speaker 1: meet her alchemist Shally and no particular words say hello 4 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:15,680 Speaker 1: to Chris Alvarado. Chris, you've been surfing a bunch during 5 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:18,159 Speaker 1: all this. If you could go to surf anywhere, what 6 00:00:18,239 --> 00:00:26,640 Speaker 1: would that location? UM? Similar with small soft waves, probably 7 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:30,920 Speaker 1: like Costa Rica here has that I'm not I'm not 8 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:34,640 Speaker 1: in this sport cold to like test myself or push 9 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:38,520 Speaker 1: the boundaries on myself physically. I want little baby waves 10 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:41,640 Speaker 1: that just go on forever. Let's go to a lazy 11 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,959 Speaker 1: river at some water park and yeah, that sounds good. 12 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:49,920 Speaker 1: Next up it's James Heeney. Heeney, if you could revive, 13 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 1: reboot any old video game, what would it be? I 14 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:58,480 Speaker 1: think it would be the video game Populus, which was 15 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:03,400 Speaker 1: a lot of fun. You gathered civilizations and you played 16 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,560 Speaker 1: as a god. I just think that they could. There 17 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:08,200 Speaker 1: was a Populist too, which just wasn't very good. You know, 18 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:11,800 Speaker 1: it needs to be revived in a good way. That's fair, 19 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:16,640 Speaker 1: all right. Next up, Jackie Gonzalez to Ruthie. Jackie, if 20 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,520 Speaker 1: you had to live without one of your senses, which 21 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:24,600 Speaker 1: one would you give up? Oh that's really hard because 22 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 1: if you lose I need my side, I need my hearing. 23 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:33,480 Speaker 1: But if you lose smell, you're gonna lose taste. So 24 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with touch. Okay, I'm gonna go with touch. 25 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:45,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to touch my gun to feel anything. Yeah. 26 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 1: I can still grip things, I just don't know their texture. 27 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,880 Speaker 1: I just want to say, I spit my gum out 28 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 1: onto my dog. What an m night Shamalan twist from Jackie. 29 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 1: I did not expect that. I did not expect that. 30 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 1: I love that answer, though. Next up it's Craigkowski. Craig, 31 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:11,400 Speaker 1: I heard you're opening up a new restaurant. What's the theme? Cool? 32 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:17,600 Speaker 1: The theme is, uh is touch is lack of touche? 33 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:24,560 Speaker 1: Oh my god? Uh, every all the textures that we're using. Uh, 34 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:26,960 Speaker 1: you know, if you have your sense of touch, you're 35 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 1: not going to be able to discern uh what they 36 00:02:30,639 --> 00:02:35,080 Speaker 1: feel like. It's it's cutting edge, new technology. Uh. And 37 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:39,000 Speaker 1: then all the you're we're going to blindfold people. We're 38 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:42,480 Speaker 1: also going to play uh Norwegian death metal the whole time, 39 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:45,920 Speaker 1: so you're you're hearing is kind of out of whack, 40 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:48,000 Speaker 1: and you're just gonna be able to focus on the 41 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:51,960 Speaker 1: taste and the smell. As Jackie said, those two senses 42 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,040 Speaker 1: are related, so you're gonna come straight in the two 43 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,480 Speaker 1: most important senses, Like you took one of those restaurants 44 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,240 Speaker 1: in the dark and blew it the funk up. I 45 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 1: love it. Yeah, Yeah, Finally, Last, but not least, it's 46 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:05,720 Speaker 1: Joey Greer Joey rumor has it you've been wearing a 47 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:10,800 Speaker 1: Halloween costume the entire year. What is it? Rumor hasn't 48 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:16,320 Speaker 1: um So the hall of the Halloween costume is it's 49 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 1: just on the feet and it's it's fake penguin. Feete, bingueno, bingueno. 50 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,919 Speaker 1: Let's do it darn show, shall we? I said darn 51 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,359 Speaker 1: instead of damn like I said to myself, Like we'll 52 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:37,120 Speaker 1: say the F word a lot, But there we go. 53 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 1: All of our scene suggestions are gathered from listeners, emails, 54 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,880 Speaker 1: or from our Patreon v I p s. 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Cory, 61 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:11,600 Speaker 1: who wrote seene alert, we need to bring back Chris's 62 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 1: Stone character, the one with a goofy, weird laugh hilarious Stone. 63 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,080 Speaker 1: Chris is shopping in a grocery store where in his 64 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 1: mind the advertising mascots, his mascot's the right word logo 65 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 1: brand characters come to life and are talking to him 66 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:28,760 Speaker 1: and only him, Captain Crunch, Little Debbie and Jemima Popping Fresh. 67 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:32,120 Speaker 1: You get the idea. Love you all, p s. Will 68 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:34,279 Speaker 1: you guys eventually be heading back into the studio for 69 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:44,760 Speaker 1: normal recordings anytime soon. Love you all. Yeah, so cereals here? 70 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:51,560 Speaker 1: Do you have any other questions? Or uh? Okay, thank you? 71 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:57,120 Speaker 1: Enjoy Ralph? Yeah, got shop. Pick me my friend, unless 72 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:01,400 Speaker 1: you want to get attacked by the shoggy Come on, 73 00:05:01,839 --> 00:05:04,680 Speaker 1: I don't want the shogies to get you. Yeah. Put 74 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:12,520 Speaker 1: me in a cart Hi, it's me the Puffin's Penguins, 75 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 1: Penguinouino pick does don't just make your urine smell like honey. 76 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:29,000 Speaker 1: Get me in a cart ha. Put me in a cart. 77 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 1: Don't you want some healthy oats? Just some healthy oats. 78 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:40,200 Speaker 1: Attention all customers, Attention, all customers. There is a wild 79 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:49,320 Speaker 1: bobcat somewhere in Ralph's. You don't want to know healthy oats. 80 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:56,159 Speaker 1: Put me in a cart, Come on my ear so 81 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:58,479 Speaker 1: here that he says, the wild bobcast somewhere ross. What 82 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:01,719 Speaker 1: the hell? That can't be real. That's that's you, guys. 83 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:04,520 Speaker 1: Just calmed down. There's no bobcats and rol. Let's just 84 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,000 Speaker 1: get out of here. Look, we don't even cut anymore. 85 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:15,800 Speaker 1: Pobcat Goldthwayne. Yeah, I mean it's a real one, and 86 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:18,360 Speaker 1: it's someone on the store right now. I'm pretty sure 87 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,880 Speaker 1: they meant like a real bobcat. I don't think they 88 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:23,680 Speaker 1: meant just like a They would never just announce the 89 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:29,640 Speaker 1: celebrities existence. That's really Yeah. I'm not even really wild anymore. 90 00:06:29,839 --> 00:06:32,960 Speaker 1: I don't really talk like this anymore. Thing I put 91 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:37,200 Speaker 1: on a long time ago. This is sickness. Good for 92 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:40,839 Speaker 1: the turkey or oh yeah, how much turkey did you 93 00:06:40,839 --> 00:06:45,960 Speaker 1: do want? Sir? Attention Attention Ralph's customers, there is a 94 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:50,600 Speaker 1: wild Bobcat in the store. Also, poly Shore is here, 95 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:57,640 Speaker 1: Holy Ship, poly Shore's here, and here we are complaining 96 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:00,320 Speaker 1: every day that nothing cool ever happens at this job. 97 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:03,640 Speaker 1: I know we got a Bobcat and Poly short Bobcat 98 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,760 Speaker 1: gold weight. Yeah, well he's working here, he's been working 99 00:07:06,839 --> 00:07:09,560 Speaker 1: for a while. That's kind of exciting. I guess on 100 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:12,240 Speaker 1: the day that the actual Bobcat is here. And on 101 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:17,040 Speaker 1: the day, can I get three pounds of for phudo? Buddy? 102 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:24,000 Speaker 1: Oh look, god, Polly, I haven't seen you in years. Yeah, sorry, 103 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:29,880 Speaker 1: here about missy. It's okay, buddy. Um, can I weet 104 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:35,120 Speaker 1: some juice or something? We don't have juice to add 105 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:39,480 Speaker 1: the storm. Come on, you can get me with berries. 106 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,600 Speaker 1: You can get me with peanut butter. Put me in 107 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:49,320 Speaker 1: the cart. I have this weird feeling that Poly Shore 108 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:53,040 Speaker 1: and Bob Kat I don't know his last name is here, 109 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:57,680 Speaker 1: and I gotta go explore that gold, gold weight, gold 110 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:07,040 Speaker 1: thwait gold eight. Everyone's not in their head. It's not 111 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:09,240 Speaker 1: don't listen to look. What I'm saying is I'll be 112 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:14,480 Speaker 1: right back. I want to go explore this. Wait, okay, okay, 113 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,840 Speaker 1: you can come with me. All right, all units, we're 114 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:19,640 Speaker 1: heading over to Rouse right now in sixty three Birmingham. 115 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,880 Speaker 1: We gotta lock that store down. There is a Bobcat 116 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:23,960 Speaker 1: on premises. We gotta make sure we close that store. 117 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:27,640 Speaker 1: Nobody in, nobody else. Wait, wait, you should let the 118 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:31,000 Speaker 1: people out. We know that we're trying to trap an animal, 119 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:34,800 Speaker 1: right the bobcat out dress. I'm just saying, get the 120 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,840 Speaker 1: people safely out so that no one gets mall by 121 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:38,480 Speaker 1: the right. Now, we don't know who's a person or 122 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:40,640 Speaker 1: who's a bobcat dressed as a person. All right, so 123 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:43,120 Speaker 1: we gotta go buy the book here. Nobody in, sorry, 124 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:46,160 Speaker 1: nobody out. Sorge, Are we sure it's pronounced Ralph's What 125 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:49,000 Speaker 1: do you mean? I always thought it was races, like 126 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:51,280 Speaker 1: the actor Ray Finds. Oh my god, is that always 127 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:54,360 Speaker 1: spells his name? Yeah? I thought it was Ray r 128 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:59,319 Speaker 1: a Y. He thought his name was Ray find Charge. 129 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:02,760 Speaker 1: I mean, come on, guys, come on, guys, all right, 130 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:05,120 Speaker 1: we're going to races Ralphs. Let's just say rolpse row 131 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:08,280 Speaker 1: until we alright, let's just go. Let's stay consist. We're 132 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:16,800 Speaker 1: going by the book. It's to me, Hamburger Helper. I'm 133 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:22,840 Speaker 1: a dirty glove. I'm a dirty girls. Oh do you 134 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:28,840 Speaker 1: know Captain Crunch. Yes, I've been even met before the 135 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,760 Speaker 1: time somebody stocked it wrong and put me in the serial. 136 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:37,360 Speaker 1: It was a long time ago. You do know each other, 137 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:44,200 Speaker 1: not not very well. Kiss each other. I'll make you 138 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:50,920 Speaker 1: guys kiss each other. Don't do He's a nice alright, 139 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:52,960 Speaker 1: Look where the cashier's right? We got a bean together 140 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,640 Speaker 1: because I got a feeling that the guy damn butcher 141 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,360 Speaker 1: section is going to rise if you try to kill you. 142 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:01,079 Speaker 1: What that sounds like a real a pobcat. Yeah, it 143 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:03,240 Speaker 1: might be the butchers trying to get in our head. 144 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:06,360 Speaker 1: Now with a cashier. All right, you gotta stick together, 145 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:10,079 Speaker 1: all right, now that we gotta do everything we can 146 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:13,520 Speaker 1: to take over this Ralph's all right, this is us. 147 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:20,079 Speaker 1: We can use the you know, the separators as kind 148 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:26,040 Speaker 1: of like batons. Great kick some ass. That's great. You 149 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:31,600 Speaker 1: didn't scan my you didn't scan my rouse card. Let's 150 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,960 Speaker 1: get that for you here, thank you. Okay, this says 151 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:40,160 Speaker 1: it is expired. What your Ralph's card is expired? Is 152 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:50,040 Speaker 1: that a thing? It's me race race side? Oh my god, wait, 153 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,760 Speaker 1: someone get on the p A. Someone's got to announce this. 154 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,480 Speaker 1: Oh my god. We're not part of the announcing crew. Yeah, 155 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,040 Speaker 1: that's on our job. And what the hell are you 156 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:01,720 Speaker 1: part of the announcing crew. No attention Ralph's customers. Again, 157 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:06,360 Speaker 1: there is a wild bobcat. Loosen the store. Uh, proceed 158 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,440 Speaker 1: accordingly if you need to get your shopping done. We 159 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:11,720 Speaker 1: understand that there is a podcat in the store. Also, 160 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:15,000 Speaker 1: Actor Ralph finds is here. Oh I know the ship. 161 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:18,440 Speaker 1: I owned the place, and they still refused to call 162 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:24,080 Speaker 1: me by my name. Race here. Kitty, kitty kitty, Oh 163 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:34,680 Speaker 1: you slaw me? What do you want? Milk? Milk, kitty 164 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:39,360 Speaker 1: kidd milk? Do you want to see these two guys kiss? 165 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:45,199 Speaker 1: That would be fun? Okay, Julian, I don't know how 166 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:48,439 Speaker 1: long we can hold up in the goddamn manager's office. Alright, 167 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,280 Speaker 1: but we gotta do something, and we gotta do something now, 168 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,719 Speaker 1: all right, you keep on telling everyone they find us here. 169 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:55,640 Speaker 1: Oh shoot, I hear it. We gotta do something. Maybe 170 00:11:55,679 --> 00:11:57,800 Speaker 1: maybe we should just maybe we should just kill each other, 171 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:04,160 Speaker 1: just end it, kill each other. Julian, Yes, yes, maybe 172 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,800 Speaker 1: maybe maybe. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, 173 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,560 Speaker 1: I mean, worst case scenario, we die from the podcat. 174 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:15,280 Speaker 1: But that worst gonna die, That that that the worst 175 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,360 Speaker 1: case comes through, the worst case that happens, Julian, is 176 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:21,400 Speaker 1: that bobcat burrows into our chest cavity and then put 177 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:23,440 Speaker 1: his arms where arms are, legs where our legs are, 178 00:12:23,679 --> 00:12:33,160 Speaker 1: and it walks around in a human sense. Attention. Um, 179 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:36,480 Speaker 1: nobody needs to worry about anything, because I got my 180 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,520 Speaker 1: friends on the job, and we're gonna take care of 181 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:44,679 Speaker 1: this cat situation. Everybody, we got a man on the inside, 182 00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:46,760 Speaker 1: all right. I heard that the p A that there's 183 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,520 Speaker 1: someone on the inside that's gonna be able to take 184 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,040 Speaker 1: care of this situation. So we gotta get every equipment, 185 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:54,240 Speaker 1: every piece we can to our inside man. You understand, 186 00:12:54,720 --> 00:13:02,720 Speaker 1: Everybody saying hello to the Keebler. Else anyway, say hello 187 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:10,880 Speaker 1: to the Jolly green Giant d Everybody say hello to 188 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:18,040 Speaker 1: who else is here? Who else? I'm the Brownie and Lumberjack. 189 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:24,599 Speaker 1: Oh you tell me. These are the most up to 190 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:28,120 Speaker 1: date schematics we have on the building. This is no 191 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,199 Speaker 1: I mean, this is what it gave me. I I 192 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:34,160 Speaker 1: don't know if it's Let's use what we got people, 193 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,719 Speaker 1: all right, let's look at here. So we got the 194 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:39,200 Speaker 1: air events. Definitely, we cannot put a little robot in there. 195 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,840 Speaker 1: What else? What else can we do here? I think 196 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:46,120 Speaker 1: we can enter the store through the doors they haven't 197 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,120 Speaker 1: locked it down and then have a Bobcat rip your 198 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:52,560 Speaker 1: face off. Well, there's a lot of living people in there. Still, 199 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:58,880 Speaker 1: I'm feeling that in fear go popping people in the 200 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:02,480 Speaker 1: head to make sure we shot the bobcatsutely. No, absolutely not. 201 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:06,160 Speaker 1: I mean I would never advocate for that. That's that's 202 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:10,520 Speaker 1: really I look, glare, it is just looking at the 203 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:21,440 Speaker 1: bar's head, meats. Let me see if the reason with it, 204 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:27,880 Speaker 1: how house the mountains you enjoy being there? Is there is? 205 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:35,880 Speaker 1: Shoot the bobcat shot. Oh no, we did it, We 206 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:39,600 Speaker 1: did it. We got him, serge, damn right, we did, 207 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:44,880 Speaker 1: damn right, we did. Oh my gosh, I'm might I 208 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,960 Speaker 1: take a seat? Is that plight to give me that? Oh? 209 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:52,280 Speaker 1: I'm feeling good in the neighborhood. Did you guys just 210 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:59,600 Speaker 1: kill cat gold Gold? We killed the bobcat gold for 211 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:06,359 Speaker 1: me badness right now? Eyes That guy's suffering reef for madness. 212 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:13,320 Speaker 1: Gold's weight wait goldthwait gold Weight. You're saying it it's 213 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:16,640 Speaker 1: a pretty straightforward name. No, No, it's not. No, it's 214 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:23,120 Speaker 1: not goldweight Goldwit's not straightforward. It's a name. And there's 215 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:27,000 Speaker 1: a kid behind you looks like the Feds took out 216 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:30,440 Speaker 1: the butcher section, so we should just get the hell 217 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:33,440 Speaker 1: out of here. Now they're taking care of what's happening. 218 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,520 Speaker 1: It's happening, all right, y'all. Listen, we gotta do you 219 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,200 Speaker 1: gotta be organized here, okay, how we gotta stay together? 220 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,560 Speaker 1: And we got a former new society? Is mine? Ringing 221 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,240 Speaker 1: me up from my altoy so I can get back 222 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:45,320 Speaker 1: a set of course. Do you have a Rolph scar? 223 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:55,080 Speaker 1: Oh my god, okay, captain, Captain, I need you now, 224 00:15:55,880 --> 00:16:01,720 Speaker 1: Oh Lucky charm lepricn I need you now, great, Tiger, 225 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:06,360 Speaker 1: I need you now. It's Tony. It's to Tony, this tiger. 226 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,760 Speaker 1: And what do you say? Great? I mean you were 227 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,520 Speaker 1: right there, but it is. My name is Tony. It's 228 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:17,440 Speaker 1: not great. That's just my just geeto. Yeah, but you're 229 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:26,720 Speaker 1: a weird dude. You're grows. He's sexually charged. Yeah, you're 230 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:31,480 Speaker 1: sexually just rubbing my hips. So he's doing he does 231 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:40,480 Speaker 1: a lot of bog rolls. And there's what just what 232 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:45,560 Speaker 1: dude doing squats and doing hip extensions? What's going on? 233 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:53,960 Speaker 1: That was going on? It's not that funny. That was 234 00:16:54,640 --> 00:17:00,720 Speaker 1: who's who's that? It was a quaker quick roots. Okay, 235 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:04,400 Speaker 1: all right, all right, enough fucking around, Let's go kill 236 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,200 Speaker 1: this cat. What the hell? No, no, no, no, no, 237 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:12,640 Speaker 1: you can't kill me. I look big, but I'm actually 238 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,840 Speaker 1: to scale. I'm quite small. If we're gonna kill a cat, 239 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,520 Speaker 1: but we killed Tony the Tiger. Huh, he's a predator. 240 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:22,919 Speaker 1: That's a predator cat. Hey, I'm in terms of an 241 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,680 Speaker 1: apex predator. Yeah, I'm an apex predator, but I'm not. 242 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,080 Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not here to get you. If anything, 243 00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:32,119 Speaker 1: if we were to fight, you might win because I'm 244 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:38,000 Speaker 1: a n't. He's a different that cheetah. You're an ambush predator. 245 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:43,399 Speaker 1: I'm I'm just like. I'm a fear. I'm a fierce. 246 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:46,040 Speaker 1: Ye're just a straight up killer. You should have killed 247 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,359 Speaker 1: I'm just like I feel like I am. I on 248 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:52,119 Speaker 1: the am, I on the judgment here am I should 249 00:17:52,119 --> 00:17:55,600 Speaker 1: be Tony the Tagger? Are you a fireman? And my hip, 250 00:17:55,680 --> 00:18:02,560 Speaker 1: sir hip, are you a fireman? I'm I gotta be 251 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:06,600 Speaker 1: honest with you, sir, I am whoa. I'm kind of 252 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:09,760 Speaker 1: sobering up by well. I smoked a lot of weed 253 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,600 Speaker 1: and eates medicals this morning, and I feel like I've 254 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,520 Speaker 1: been having a conversation in this serial aisle for hours 255 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:20,200 Speaker 1: and hours? Can you confirm or deny that? Okay, yeah, 256 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:25,880 Speaker 1: I know it's a uh it's a race. But yeah, 257 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:29,040 Speaker 1: it's four am and you're pretty much the only customer here. 258 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:32,680 Speaker 1: We uh we got rid of the the Bobcat hours ago. 259 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:38,920 Speaker 1: Is everyone okay? Yeah? The director of Shakes the clown 260 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:43,000 Speaker 1: got a couple of bullets to the head. But and 261 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:48,520 Speaker 1: that's the number one. Oh sorry, Bob Cat, no buddy 262 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,960 Speaker 1: c Number two is from listener Yan, who wrote, I 263 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:59,880 Speaker 1: recently watched the brilliant seventies oz flaitation horror flick Wake, 264 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,680 Speaker 1: Wake and Fright, and was inspired to request a scene. 265 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:06,879 Speaker 1: How about a grizzled private eye stranded and broke in 266 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:10,320 Speaker 1: out back Australia, trying to find some local mysteries to 267 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,080 Speaker 1: solved to earn enough cash for a plane ticket back home. 268 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:16,360 Speaker 1: Keep malcomizing and don't play with it. It'll fall off. 269 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:21,879 Speaker 1: Love from you in true blue strand easy to be, am, 270 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:26,879 Speaker 1: I what you'll be And my I wasn't even saving you. 271 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:34,320 Speaker 1: You've had enough to drink. I'll have the beer. Will 272 00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:37,359 Speaker 1: you give me a little keys? This tastes like piss 273 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,520 Speaker 1: is a basic. Gonna get a read of em. And 274 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,600 Speaker 1: what's up with the trench. It's too off of that 275 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:46,639 Speaker 1: out of here back, it's a uniform for work. Fuco. 276 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,720 Speaker 1: Would you call me fuck? I'll bet you a packing fight, 277 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:57,800 Speaker 1: sing mite, get big. Any kangaroo's naws your vines, naws 278 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:04,399 Speaker 1: it my bones. Listen, I'm not afraid of a kangaroo. No, 279 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:08,520 Speaker 1: you don't know. I come from Brooklyn. I come from Chicago. 280 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:11,440 Speaker 1: I come from a lot of really big, tough places 281 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:21,719 Speaker 1: come from anybody's seen my daughter. My daughter, she's been 282 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,440 Speaker 1: going for a long torn just give it up. I'll 283 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:28,480 Speaker 1: keep going around every day and then let me see 284 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:32,520 Speaker 1: that flyer. How long has she been missing? Seven years? Mate? 285 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:38,439 Speaker 1: Seven years? Well, I think, uh, I think I can 286 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:42,120 Speaker 1: take this. I'm kind of the I'm from like San 287 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:46,440 Speaker 1: Francisco and like big cities, and I solve big crimes 288 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:49,119 Speaker 1: and big cities. And I haven't seen anything worth my 289 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:53,000 Speaker 1: time out here. They said he's like Adelaide. I never 290 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:58,440 Speaker 1: heard of it. Big cities like Houston Coast. Tell you 291 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,480 Speaker 1: what if you found my daughter, I'll give view a 292 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:04,000 Speaker 1: Fosters and a Waltz and Matilda. I don't know what 293 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:07,879 Speaker 1: the hell of Walton Matilda is. But I don't like Bosters. 294 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:11,040 Speaker 1: I guess that's Australian for beer. I don't like it. 295 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:15,720 Speaker 1: It's not good all right? How about money? Then money 296 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,840 Speaker 1: is perfect. I need to get a flight back to 297 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:22,560 Speaker 1: the USA where the big cities are. All right, Well, 298 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:25,720 Speaker 1: you fond me daughter, I'll give you a spare their long. 299 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:32,639 Speaker 1: I need Deity, big dty. You know that can't be 300 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:39,080 Speaker 1: me that you're talking about. You. You know I got 301 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:43,480 Speaker 1: a good eye. We can probably find your daughter. And 302 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,600 Speaker 1: I won't like a bier. You won't give me a 303 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:54,479 Speaker 1: little bier, and I'm gonna give me a beer, all right? 304 00:21:55,280 --> 00:22:00,760 Speaker 1: Who even had enough? I knew how to not well 305 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,800 Speaker 1: a case that I was just gonna suggest the same 306 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:08,480 Speaker 1: god damn thing. I don't know this country very well. 307 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:12,399 Speaker 1: But Nicole Kitman I think she does. It's kid to me, 308 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:15,760 Speaker 1: not Kitman. Yeah. Well, you guys all talk weird to 309 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:23,159 Speaker 1: me too. Okay, So if you're gonna handle busness, you can. 310 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,920 Speaker 1: If they order another beer game day beaches, here they're 311 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:34,080 Speaker 1: boy another beer. Wake up, Darling. Today's our seven year anniversary, Keith, 312 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:42,560 Speaker 1: and I got you a little something? Can I open it? 313 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:51,879 Speaker 1: Now open it, open it here going yeah, that's a 314 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:57,639 Speaker 1: lot of gold. It's just straight up gold coins and 315 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:02,160 Speaker 1: bars and bars. Thank you. I guess I was trying 316 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,480 Speaker 1: to do like like a treasure theme for the seven 317 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:09,720 Speaker 1: year it's really thank you. I'm sorry that I wasn't 318 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:15,720 Speaker 1: so excited. Really, I like this. This is what every 319 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:21,480 Speaker 1: woman wants, is just a sun of gold, but not jewelry. 320 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,040 Speaker 1: I think we've had our time, so I'm gonna lock 321 00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:30,320 Speaker 1: the door again. Okay, but but I'm thinking tonight it 322 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:33,600 Speaker 1: might be some mashed potatoes. If you're good, I love you, 323 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:41,800 Speaker 1: sugar goo chicken, pretty wild. Here's the address of world 324 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:45,480 Speaker 1: I saw seven years ago, and he be of a 325 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:49,560 Speaker 1: favorite movie Dot and the Kangaroo on DVD. That should 326 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:54,320 Speaker 1: help you, did I? Goodluck? H Come on, kitman, let's go. 327 00:23:55,240 --> 00:24:00,800 Speaker 1: Keep mean, that's what I said. Okay, let's go. All right, 328 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:05,320 Speaker 1: you're driving, I'm still drunk, alright, fine, but I don't 329 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,840 Speaker 1: know how to drive. What side of the road do 330 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:11,720 Speaker 1: you guys drive on? Here? The right side? Well, I 331 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,960 Speaker 1: call it the wrong side, all right. So let's see here. 332 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,800 Speaker 1: All right, So this is just a regular old street address. 333 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:25,600 Speaker 1: You know, I've solved many mysteries before. No ways, a 334 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,639 Speaker 1: little bit of what I did back home in America. 335 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:35,520 Speaker 1: I act and in back home. But yeah, this is 336 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:41,960 Speaker 1: me solving things. This is solving thanks. Okay, my mistake, 337 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,160 Speaker 1: my mistake. All right, Well, where's your guy to say? 338 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:49,200 Speaker 1: Did Ding Ding? Hey Joe? How's it going? Okay, not 339 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,320 Speaker 1: saying much, Lesten. I want a couple of potatoes. I'm 340 00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:53,840 Speaker 1: making some of the misses some mashed potatoes. Big special 341 00:24:53,920 --> 00:25:02,119 Speaker 1: day today. Oh he's look good and he's russet. Okay, great, 342 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:05,040 Speaker 1: all right, I think that I'll do it up up butter. 343 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:12,119 Speaker 1: I need some butter, and get some butter real quick, okay, 344 00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:16,240 Speaker 1: and I'll think this all right, Hey, Joe, put it 345 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:22,639 Speaker 1: on my taboo. Yeah, Ding's pretty well has he had 346 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:23,840 Speaker 1: his whole a poblem and stayed up as just like 347 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:28,119 Speaker 1: all these people he's abducted like a little town, you 348 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,280 Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah, when you get gold, you know, 349 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:36,160 Speaker 1: I don't really get that many prisons. Sorry, yeah you know, yeah, 350 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:40,240 Speaker 1: but gold. But then, but do you know where he 351 00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:43,600 Speaker 1: makes me work? In our tiny town you know, abduction town? 352 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,800 Speaker 1: Yeah I know that. Yeah, No, I mean I'm at innuitation, 353 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:51,360 Speaker 1: so working in sewage. I'm working in sewage management. That's 354 00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:54,080 Speaker 1: all I do. Yeah, yea, in the management. I'm seeing ittation. 355 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,440 Speaker 1: I'm saying I'm actually doing this ship job. You know, 356 00:25:56,800 --> 00:26:00,119 Speaker 1: so your sewage management. All right, you complaining in the 357 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:05,320 Speaker 1: middle like I mean, it's just years ding dinging. Hey 358 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:09,440 Speaker 1: there's Steve just here to mel a letter ahead and 359 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:13,719 Speaker 1: take the layer. Oh you know what, let me get 360 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:19,920 Speaker 1: a book of stamps too, great, thank you, thank you. Okay, 361 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:24,399 Speaker 1: have a good day. Understand you're a minager, I said, Well, 362 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,760 Speaker 1: I mean only been here for three years. I've been 363 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,920 Speaker 1: here for seven years, and Steen Harkin and Tom put In. 364 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,320 Speaker 1: But I'm saying I'm actually dealing with the toy a 365 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:36,280 Speaker 1: fake tem sheeps sheet. Well, I have to deal with 366 00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:40,240 Speaker 1: this scenitation. I mean only wanting DJing. Oh hey there, Stevie, 367 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,920 Speaker 1: I here to pick up my suit at the dry cleaners. 368 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:52,159 Speaker 1: G sup, Okay, let me see you got the start rides? 369 00:26:54,840 --> 00:27:00,159 Speaker 1: All right? I couldn't solve it, do you difficult? Then? No, 370 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,440 Speaker 1: it's not that I can't solve it. It's just well, 371 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,200 Speaker 1: I go to this property in this address, and it's 372 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,359 Speaker 1: got a big wall in front of it, and it 373 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:14,240 Speaker 1: seems like it's a giant property. Nobody's answering the door. Honestly, 374 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:17,520 Speaker 1: he he barely even troyed. And I actually have to 375 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,720 Speaker 1: get back to the States because I'm starting to film tomorrow. 376 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,160 Speaker 1: So good luck with just having this one, because he's 377 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,080 Speaker 1: he's already thrown in the towel after very thrown in 378 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,320 Speaker 1: the towel. It's just nobody's answering that I pushed the 379 00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:33,440 Speaker 1: button at the gate. That nobody answers. Have you tried 380 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:37,679 Speaker 1: scaling the gate given that a shot? No? No, I haven't. 381 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:42,000 Speaker 1: Now to back of scale it all right, all right, 382 00:27:50,640 --> 00:28:03,440 Speaker 1: ing ing, hello, hello, hello, oh ei there. Oh yeah, 383 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:07,080 Speaker 1: you can tell by the accent. Uh you sound you 384 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:11,560 Speaker 1: sound American too? Uh you got me as you can 385 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:16,560 Speaker 1: see by this trench coat. I'm a detective. Oh nice. 386 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,919 Speaker 1: Well what can I do? What can I do for you? Well? 387 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:22,400 Speaker 1: This uh part of America? Are you from? Well, I'm 388 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:27,520 Speaker 1: from big cities. I'm from places like Detroit. I'm from 389 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:37,600 Speaker 1: places like uh Peoria, I'm from places like Peoria. Yeah, Peoria. 390 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,320 Speaker 1: So we're gonna do for you. Well, there's this is 391 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:46,120 Speaker 1: a DVD case. Where did I put that photo? Ah? Well, 392 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:50,000 Speaker 1: I'm looking for someone who loves this movie here Dotty 393 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:54,720 Speaker 1: in the Kangaroo Jesus, I can't even reade. Uh, I 394 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:58,000 Speaker 1: don't know what the hell are you talking about? But wait, 395 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,520 Speaker 1: I've been trying to get ahold of who lives here 396 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,720 Speaker 1: for a while. Town. I don't just live here. I 397 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,080 Speaker 1: mean you can go to my neighbors. That's Rob and 398 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,440 Speaker 1: Janis are over there, and uh, maybe we want to 399 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,880 Speaker 1: grab yourself a bite. The diner is delicious, you know, 400 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,840 Speaker 1: let make good sandwiches. Um, you know, maybe ask ground 401 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:17,400 Speaker 1: see if maybe you'll find something. Yeah, so I'll just 402 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:21,920 Speaker 1: go to the restaurant over there. Sure have fun, all right, 403 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:26,280 Speaker 1: thank you? Get the cold slaw, trust me? Okay, I will, 404 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:36,200 Speaker 1: I will ding ding dingy, Table for one, table for one? 405 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:42,840 Speaker 1: All right, this yef? First time in abduction town? In 406 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:48,880 Speaker 1: what abduction town? I guess? So yeah, I'm oh, there 407 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,560 Speaker 1: it is. It was in my wallet. Have you seen 408 00:29:51,720 --> 00:30:02,360 Speaker 1: this woman? He's not here anymore? Before I help on 409 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:09,720 Speaker 1: my PJ. Do you think I'm funny? I think you're finny, right, 410 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:13,600 Speaker 1: funny enough for right they just get to be a 411 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:17,480 Speaker 1: get out of it. But be honest, first of all, 412 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:21,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna thinking you for more vis and you've been 413 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,040 Speaker 1: refusing me. So don't come over here and tell me 414 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:27,360 Speaker 1: to get a beer and get out of here. Thinking 415 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:32,240 Speaker 1: of all, you think I'm I'm funny, because what do 416 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,280 Speaker 1: you want today? Well, I want to be coming. I 417 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,320 Speaker 1: want to see if I can dip my toes in 418 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,840 Speaker 1: the comedic scenes because you know, I'm supposed to be 419 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:43,880 Speaker 1: playing Lucy Lucy your ball. And a lot of people 420 00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,400 Speaker 1: are like, I don't think that she can, And I'm like, 421 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,600 Speaker 1: first of all, her entire life isn't funny, but sure 422 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:51,920 Speaker 1: I can. I can chuck it up for a couple 423 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:55,680 Speaker 1: of a couple of takes, don't you think? I mean? 424 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,080 Speaker 1: I think they're expecting an individual who can portray the 425 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,440 Speaker 1: kind of character he's labor day in their whole life. 426 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,680 Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Right, So, so you think 427 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,360 Speaker 1: I'm funny? Now, I didn't say that. I'm just saying 428 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:10,160 Speaker 1: the character has been in it. There's expectation, right, the 429 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:11,680 Speaker 1: years are gonna be a lot of hot ships. We 430 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:15,080 Speaker 1: don't know that it's tragic, but in solid that there's 431 00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,760 Speaker 1: a core of humor. It's trans lighted through the kir 432 00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:22,360 Speaker 1: So you just had lunch and he came back. It was. 433 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:27,520 Speaker 1: I mean, I guess, Uh, the problem is is nobody's 434 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:30,600 Speaker 1: ever seen this. I think maybe you need a newer picture. 435 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:41,200 Speaker 1: How would I have that? Okay, so this is abduction tony, Okay, great, 436 00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:42,680 Speaker 1: So we just came to this dinner. We here, we 437 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:46,400 Speaker 1: heard some like fantastic things. Uh we were saw How 438 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,200 Speaker 1: did you how did you hear it about us? I 439 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:54,120 Speaker 1: was on Yelp and then trip Advisor also recommended abduction dinner. Yes, 440 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:59,560 Speaker 1: so I like the coleslaw and okay that dessert. But 441 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,920 Speaker 1: it's it's pretty much what we have. You only have 442 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:10,120 Speaker 1: col Yeah, we've mr We've all been aducted. It's it's 443 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,920 Speaker 1: it's an American. Look you, he's abducted all of us 444 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,040 Speaker 1: and Nicole. Kidman kind of floats in and out of 445 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:22,960 Speaker 1: this town. His name is Keith, not not Keith. I 446 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,600 Speaker 1: get it. I get it because he has an American X. 447 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,520 Speaker 1: I get it. So you just don't want to service. 448 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:31,520 Speaker 1: That's what's going on. No, no, no, what big held hostage? 449 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,360 Speaker 1: You know what? So am I? This town is called 450 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,120 Speaker 1: abduction town? So him, I'm being held hostage here with 451 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,120 Speaker 1: bad service? How did you get here? How did you 452 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,800 Speaker 1: even find out about this place? There's a there's this 453 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,960 Speaker 1: single bar in the outback okay that has WiFi. We 454 00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:47,760 Speaker 1: went there. I want a trip Advisor Hot places to go, 455 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:51,400 Speaker 1: and it popped up Abduction Town, so I came over here. Okay, 456 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,280 Speaker 1: well it's hot because every day it's like forty degrees. 457 00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,480 Speaker 1: It's not forty degrees. It's way harderan that. It's like 458 00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:02,800 Speaker 1: a hundred or something. No celsius, not farenheight. I'm saying 459 00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:07,040 Speaker 1: full to degreas well. Thanks for trying. Here's your walks in. 460 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:17,400 Speaker 1: Matilda has promised walk same matud walk, same part of me. Yea, 461 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:20,640 Speaker 1: I'll take a beer please, all right, I don't got 462 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:26,360 Speaker 1: one car and a ticst like peace. That's fine, thank you? 463 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:31,240 Speaker 1: Oh you're that uh oh yeah yeah, yea yeah. I 464 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:35,000 Speaker 1: loved it. I I yelped that that restaurant was fantastic. 465 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:42,160 Speaker 1: Great as you had a waltzon Matilda over here. I 466 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,400 Speaker 1: had no. Oh yeah, that was a great I did 467 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:52,640 Speaker 1: not like it tasted like this. M hey, I found 468 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,000 Speaker 1: that picture. I found the Picturestler for do you know 469 00:33:55,800 --> 00:34:00,280 Speaker 1: this is you know who? This is what I mean? 470 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,440 Speaker 1: It's it's an old picture. It's got to be seven 471 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,600 Speaker 1: eight years old. Do you know who this is? Think 472 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:09,319 Speaker 1: you look at that careful with it. That's the only 473 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:13,320 Speaker 1: one I got, Okay, I mean she looks a little familiar. 474 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,600 Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh that's what I thought. She looks 475 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,680 Speaker 1: a little familiar to me too. Oh really, where where 476 00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:20,759 Speaker 1: might you know her from? I don't know where I 477 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,600 Speaker 1: would know her from. I'm not from around here. I'm 478 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,200 Speaker 1: just a little similar to you, like you've probably seen 479 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,840 Speaker 1: her before. Well, yeah, it's a little picture. So the 480 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,840 Speaker 1: problem is if it was a big picture or a 481 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,920 Speaker 1: new picture, I think I could know better. But this 482 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,400 Speaker 1: is as it stands right now. You might you might 483 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:40,600 Speaker 1: know her? Baby? Do you know her? I guess? Uh? He' 484 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:44,759 Speaker 1: isn't that logic? Maybe? No? Anyway, all right, well, I'm 485 00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,800 Speaker 1: gonna head back to abduction town. You gotta pipe for 486 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:50,359 Speaker 1: the BM No, thank you, no, thank you? I guess. 487 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,879 Speaker 1: Let me tell you, sweet, It's okay, buddy. I listened 488 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,160 Speaker 1: to me right now, you know what? Everyone say it 489 00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:57,160 Speaker 1: a lot. We're going to these blocks hails, and we're 490 00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:00,600 Speaker 1: gonna take exactly one on night for this b right, everyone, 491 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,200 Speaker 1: what are you doing? What you mean? What am I doing? Mate? 492 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,360 Speaker 1: You didn't want to pay me to be. It's the 493 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:08,240 Speaker 1: only bloody bar in town, the only one with WiFi, 494 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,520 Speaker 1: and I pay that WiFi buil with the beer money. 495 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:17,040 Speaker 1: All right, now, let's go open, let's go and we're here. Okay, 496 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,840 Speaker 1: what do you okay? What did you want? Now? I 497 00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:22,880 Speaker 1: want to say, first off, very very fantistic conversation on 498 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:27,120 Speaker 1: the right here, all right, judge before I even met right, 499 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,919 Speaker 1: but this is my it's all a little town. Oh yeah, yeah, 500 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:35,240 Speaker 1: yeah yeah, come on, come on, I'm like the unofficial 501 00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:40,360 Speaker 1: mayor here, Jenism, I don't even seen you. Teeny's what 502 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,000 Speaker 1: are you doing? You know? Robin Janis and that one there, 503 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:48,440 Speaker 1: that's Rob Janis? What you need? What do you do? 504 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:53,600 Speaker 1: It all been abducted. He's abducted us. What is this? 505 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:58,080 Speaker 1: How my good? Are you free? Now? Yeah? I want 506 00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,640 Speaker 1: duc to you. No you're not. That's not worked. Wait 507 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,480 Speaker 1: in a second, it smells like ship around here. What's 508 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:06,359 Speaker 1: my sewage manager? My sewage worker? What the hell? What's 509 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:11,279 Speaker 1: going on? Rob? What I mean? Because it's not it's 510 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,120 Speaker 1: the way that you would exactly what you're getting routins. 511 00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:20,440 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Second, excuse me, excuse me, Hold on one second, 512 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,919 Speaker 1: I've got it. I'm sorry for just barging into this cell. 513 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:29,640 Speaker 1: But you look similar to this picture. Let me see 514 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,400 Speaker 1: that picture. Careful with that. It's the only one I 515 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:38,160 Speaker 1: have look similar. This is me, this is yeah, this 516 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:42,200 Speaker 1: is want that. That's embarrassing. I don't even years ago 517 00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:48,439 Speaker 1: as a child, and then come on from eight years 518 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,799 Speaker 1: old to fifteen years old. It's a big deferense. Oh 519 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:56,560 Speaker 1: you're fifteen years old. Okay, well you see. I'm sorry, 520 00:36:56,719 --> 00:37:00,920 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you know what. This is embarrassing, but I've 521 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:05,239 Speaker 1: been hid to find you. I'm I don't know if 522 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:09,480 Speaker 1: you could tell, but I'm an American. Yeah, I can 523 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,719 Speaker 1: hear your voice. So you just left her there. I 524 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:19,040 Speaker 1: should have gone with you, draining my fault. And that's 525 00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:27,440 Speaker 1: our sex scene. Everybody c three from Patrion v I 526 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:31,400 Speaker 1: P David to Joe Hoo who simply room another scene suggestion. 527 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:35,440 Speaker 1: We are at the glamorous premiere of Fast and Furious 528 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:39,480 Speaker 1: one David w double vax and happily naked from the 529 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:44,600 Speaker 1: chin up in Boston. Thank you so much. That was amazing. 530 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,840 Speaker 1: I can't believe the interviews were getting here and everyone 531 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,760 Speaker 1: watching live. I just want to say that the amount 532 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:54,000 Speaker 1: of celebrities is in calculate. There are everybody is here, 533 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:57,719 Speaker 1: from everyone from the very first we have obviously we're 534 00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,759 Speaker 1: gonna have the DNA bril bots coming through with all 535 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,680 Speaker 1: the actors from the very first one that can't be here, 536 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:06,280 Speaker 1: as well as all the new actors from every single 537 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:10,520 Speaker 1: Fast and Furious celebrating the one hundred movie within the franchise. 538 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:14,680 Speaker 1: This is fantastic, Bruce, what's going on in your side 539 00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:18,839 Speaker 1: of the carpet? Well, it's uh, I feel like all 540 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,000 Speaker 1: the A listers are coming down your carpet over there. 541 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,040 Speaker 1: I got a couple of the key grips from the 542 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:28,120 Speaker 1: seventeenth film, and there's the Best Boy, there's the Best 543 00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,200 Speaker 1: Boy from thirty four. But can you stop? You can't stop, 544 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,399 Speaker 1: You can't stop, you can't stop right now? He's maybe 545 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,040 Speaker 1: you should just stay on your side of the carpet. 546 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,920 Speaker 1: Uh I just there's really nobody coming up. Here's a 547 00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:42,120 Speaker 1: couple of there's the there's the guy that Mike up 548 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:46,120 Speaker 1: Paul Walker in the and in Tokyo Drift. Uh do 549 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,680 Speaker 1: you have a minute to stop a Bruce? Paul Walker 550 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,880 Speaker 1: was not in Tokyo Drift. I'm gonna cut you off 551 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,960 Speaker 1: right there, Okay, let's just uh, let's let's move on 552 00:38:54,239 --> 00:39:02,880 Speaker 1: over to Christen. What's going on here? Oh? Just speaking 553 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:06,360 Speaker 1: of you, Mr Walker, how are you? We have you 554 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:10,919 Speaker 1: in robot form, now, how are you? I am good, 555 00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:16,160 Speaker 1: so happy for Fast and Furious with me as well, 556 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,440 Speaker 1: me as swell, so uh what what do you say 557 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:25,799 Speaker 1: as well? Oh? My gosh, we are excited to see 558 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:28,120 Speaker 1: you in this movie. I can't wait to see what's 559 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:32,520 Speaker 1: gonna happen. I just watched it. It's amazing. Wow, you 560 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:36,880 Speaker 1: got an early screening, No, you mentioned it. I watched 561 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:42,600 Speaker 1: it in that in two seconds and it's great, amazing, amazing. Well, 562 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,000 Speaker 1: I can't wait to watch it for the next four hours. 563 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:48,319 Speaker 1: So that's how long the runtime is. And I'm very, 564 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,480 Speaker 1: very excited. Anything you want to say to the fans 565 00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:57,640 Speaker 1: across the world, Hey, Fast and Furious fans, I'm just 566 00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:06,040 Speaker 1: as good as I've ever been fans. Um, excuse me, 567 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:10,320 Speaker 1: I I think there's been an error in one of 568 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:14,000 Speaker 1: the robots. One of the bots. One of the bots. 569 00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:17,560 Speaker 1: Excuse me, excuse me? Yeah, you know not to call 570 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:21,520 Speaker 1: a bots. I know, I know, it's just I don't 571 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:30,200 Speaker 1: call him bots. Okay, Wealthy the mechanical Beings the actoids, actoids, okay, whatever, 572 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,239 Speaker 1: whatever you want to call them. I think there's about yeah, 573 00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:33,799 Speaker 1: whatever I want to call it by the one who 574 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:41,319 Speaker 1: invented deub. You guys do a great job. Typically there's 575 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,239 Speaker 1: just a mechanic. I mean, he does a lot of 576 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:46,520 Speaker 1: the screwing in and all. He did a lot of 577 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,480 Speaker 1: the actually assembly. But I'm the one. I'm the one 578 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:54,640 Speaker 1: who's suspicious that some of these uh actor robotics actrobotics. 579 00:40:55,560 --> 00:41:02,240 Speaker 1: I'm concerned to actorroids. Yeah, you know, movies about family 580 00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,720 Speaker 1: first of varmos, it's about family, you know, the family 581 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:12,880 Speaker 1: you have, and coronas and uh driving, it's mostly what 582 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,160 Speaker 1: this one's about. Huh. So you can just drop me 583 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:20,839 Speaker 1: off over there and then I'll be able to find 584 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:26,920 Speaker 1: you want me to. It's me Rick Rick Diesel. Okay, Mr, 585 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:30,120 Speaker 1: it's it's it's Rick Vincent. But I changed my name 586 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,160 Speaker 1: Rick Diesel like my brother, did you know. Yeah? Yeah, 587 00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,080 Speaker 1: So just right over there and then I'll be able 588 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:42,359 Speaker 1: to pop out. That's cabs only I can't stop there, manuver. Okay, 589 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,080 Speaker 1: so's gonna happen. Okay, so we're going around again. This 590 00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:46,799 Speaker 1: is the third time we've got just drop me off 591 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,600 Speaker 1: wherever so I can get out. I gotta make this 592 00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:53,200 Speaker 1: goddamn premiere. Do you have a plus one? Yes? I 593 00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:55,480 Speaker 1: have a plus one, but I'm waiting on somebody. Can 594 00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,560 Speaker 1: I can I be a buzz one? Did you hear 595 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:02,680 Speaker 1: what I said? I'm waiting on. So okay, do do 596 00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,360 Speaker 1: do do do do do do do do? Hold on 597 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:10,680 Speaker 1: a second do Hey, dude, I am out for tonight. 598 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:15,600 Speaker 1: So are you serious? Yeah? You get infected? A shots 599 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,040 Speaker 1: shuts shuts shut, all right. I gotta get going, man, 600 00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:21,640 Speaker 1: What do I just read you? What do I gotta 601 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:25,160 Speaker 1: get going from? What? Dude? Fuck you? Oh? My fucking god, dude, 602 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:30,000 Speaker 1: he always does this ship? God damn it, God damn it. 603 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:34,279 Speaker 1: You can't they cancel? Okay? Can I come? You want to? 604 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:42,040 Speaker 1: You know what? Sure? Sure? You know really really grinds 605 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:45,279 Speaker 1: my gears. We worked really hard, and we're the heart 606 00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:48,120 Speaker 1: and soul of the of this whole freaking operation, and 607 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,320 Speaker 1: then these p a s think that they could just 608 00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,200 Speaker 1: come in here, tell us how to do our job, 609 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:58,040 Speaker 1: tell us that we're not doing it right. You're a 610 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:01,320 Speaker 1: really good person. Yeah, I have principles that I stand 611 00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:07,279 Speaker 1: up for them. You have beautiful hair. Thanks. Do you 612 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,840 Speaker 1: ever think maybe you could have a relationship with an acteroid? 613 00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:17,879 Speaker 1: You know, I I've doubted, you know, I actually doubted. Yeah. 614 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:23,040 Speaker 1: We're not supposed to make any of living actors, um technically, 615 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:27,600 Speaker 1: but what happens behind closed doors is what happens behind 616 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:35,680 Speaker 1: closed doors. Um, one of George Clutey's male male baby twin. 617 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,920 Speaker 1: You know, George Clutey had twins and one of them 618 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,960 Speaker 1: was a male, and that's the one I I think 619 00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:45,440 Speaker 1: they've outsander. I just call him, I just call him pooky. 620 00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:50,719 Speaker 1: So yeah, cool, Yeah, So do you think maybe we 621 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,960 Speaker 1: should um have been concerned with that guy in here? 622 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,480 Speaker 1: We gotta check out that signal for the acteroids? All right? 623 00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,719 Speaker 1: I hope that you just said Greeks because we're both 624 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:04,720 Speaker 1: preak descent. Yeah, I said freaks. All right, alright, running 625 00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:07,920 Speaker 1: dyagnostics in two. You don't need to do that. What 626 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:12,600 Speaker 1: someone calls you a freak, own your power, be your 627 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:16,520 Speaker 1: own person. Don't let anyone just step all over you. 628 00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:26,040 Speaker 1: You have beautiful eyes. No, okay, um a bobcat By 629 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:31,680 Speaker 1: it was happy to answer your questions. Awesome. So, uh, 630 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:35,000 Speaker 1: you know you've directed so many movies, so so many movies. 631 00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:40,560 Speaker 1: And now you're directing the hundred fast and furious. Congratulations. Thanks, 632 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:46,160 Speaker 1: you know trajects. My career was taken after I died. Yeah, 633 00:44:50,080 --> 00:45:03,080 Speaker 1: is I hope you must destroyed? So you don't think 634 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,320 Speaker 1: it's worth taking a second to run the diagnostics on 635 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,600 Speaker 1: all the acteroids. I think you need to do it 636 00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,799 Speaker 1: on your own of court, not because some some FuG 637 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:14,279 Speaker 1: cavid here it called you a freak. You know, like, 638 00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,960 Speaker 1: if you feel it in your own ownness, then you 639 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:20,680 Speaker 1: should do it. But you shouldn't bow to the bullies. 640 00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,880 Speaker 1: That's where I stand. Maybe you could go in there 641 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,200 Speaker 1: and ask the nicer to run the diagnostics. I mean, 642 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,239 Speaker 1: people are dying out here. What are you talking about? 643 00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:31,040 Speaker 1: I know that there are so you ever seen how 644 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:35,400 Speaker 1: they act around the acteroids. I'm sure they just go 645 00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,200 Speaker 1: in there and just give them some respect because they 646 00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:38,960 Speaker 1: kind of got a lot of power in some respect. 647 00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:42,719 Speaker 1: It's just weird. Is disturbing the way to it, even 648 00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:46,160 Speaker 1: if you gotta take it just for five maybe I 649 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:51,120 Speaker 1: know they're killing everyone. They're killing everyone. Camera two, go 650 00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:55,680 Speaker 1: to camera six. Oh my god, no record all this record. 651 00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,880 Speaker 1: This is amazing, this is perfect for life. To no, no, no, no, 652 00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:02,719 Speaker 1: this is for us and Paul Walker and Tucker. Oh 653 00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:05,760 Speaker 1: my god, all right, we gotta stream this immediately. Okay, 654 00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:07,919 Speaker 1: this is all right. You know what. I feel good, 655 00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:10,839 Speaker 1: I feel empowered. I'm gonna make this decision. I'm gonna 656 00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:14,719 Speaker 1: run some diagnostics. Here we go. You go for it. 657 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,359 Speaker 1: If you're gonna do that, then I'm gonna get out 658 00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,320 Speaker 1: on the floor because you know, if they're having issues, 659 00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:23,200 Speaker 1: they might need a little sugar help, a little help. 660 00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:27,359 Speaker 1: They might need a little help. Yeah, a little, a little. 661 00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:30,319 Speaker 1: I mean, have you seen the Paul Walker I made 662 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:33,720 Speaker 1: the left? Okay, yeah, this is it, this is shots. 663 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:35,640 Speaker 1: We're gonna go in there and we're gonna tell my 664 00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:39,000 Speaker 1: buddy he's a piece of ship. Okay, man, okay, I 665 00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:40,520 Speaker 1: really kind of wanted to go in the movie that 666 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:43,040 Speaker 1: my brother's in. But yeah, we'll get just you can 667 00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:45,560 Speaker 1: see it on you can see it on shots. Shut 668 00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:51,920 Speaker 1: shut shut. Love the choices I've made tonight, choices I've 669 00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:56,920 Speaker 1: made tonight. You gotta pay for what you did, because 670 00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:01,200 Speaker 1: you know, life is all about family. Because are you? 671 00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:05,120 Speaker 1: This is Vince Kully? Oh like all my fist, the 672 00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:11,920 Speaker 1: golden fist breaking my head shot. Shot tell you what, man? 673 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:15,920 Speaker 1: Let's do shots. Whoever does more shots gets the papers 674 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,960 Speaker 1: of the other one's car. I'm totally gonna win this 675 00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:26,839 Speaker 1: love shot. You have to know he has an oversized liver. 676 00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:31,320 Speaker 1: He actually can take more shots to me. Yeah, you 677 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,600 Speaker 1: don't know that. You don't know about my family history. 678 00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:38,200 Speaker 1: I guess you're right. Original last name before we moved 679 00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:42,759 Speaker 1: to America was Yeagermeister. I get this deer hunter. All right, 680 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:53,759 Speaker 1: here we go, he go west. Oh, let me get 681 00:47:53,840 --> 00:48:03,440 Speaker 1: one more, one more shot. Oh my god, he's a 682 00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:08,000 Speaker 1: but he's but oh my god, about this whole time. 683 00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:15,640 Speaker 1: But but but but when you meant sugar, you meant 684 00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:20,279 Speaker 1: like checking on, like they're like the hard drives and stuff. Yeah, 685 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,480 Speaker 1: the hard I want to make sure that they're hard 686 00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:26,880 Speaker 1: drives are okay, Yeah, I just want to make sugar. 687 00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:32,040 Speaker 1: It's weird to say sugar. Uh, listen, I'm not I'm 688 00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,040 Speaker 1: here to stand up for my own principles and do 689 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,319 Speaker 1: things on my own volition, and I'm not hearing about 690 00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:39,080 Speaker 1: the bullies. So you're gonna say I'm weird, and I'm 691 00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:43,160 Speaker 1: gonna say no, I'm actually the boss, you know what. 692 00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,640 Speaker 1: I'm here to own my ship. So if I want 693 00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:48,839 Speaker 1: to go funk the Paul Walker bought and make sure 694 00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:52,680 Speaker 1: that he's okay. But that's what I'm gonna do. Okay, 695 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,919 Speaker 1: I'm glad they were I'm glad they were aces. Yeah, 696 00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:01,399 Speaker 1: don't bother running the diagnostics. Every single human has been 697 00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,800 Speaker 1: destroyed at groundmands for the premiere, So it's just the 698 00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,560 Speaker 1: Box now, just throwing ship around, and I think we 699 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:11,240 Speaker 1: pretty much know that something's wrong with him. Oh shoot, 700 00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:17,680 Speaker 1: so only the Box exists survived. Yeah, they just killed 701 00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:19,719 Speaker 1: George Pinocchio. He was the last one left on the 702 00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:27,480 Speaker 1: red carpet. So George Pinocchio. George Pinocchio, yep, Oh, I 703 00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:34,879 Speaker 1: love George Pinocchio. He's perfectly on the red carpet. But well, 704 00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:39,960 Speaker 1: so this is your whole George collection. Yeah, we'll take 705 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,960 Speaker 1: me through it. What's what's going on? All right? So 706 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:44,759 Speaker 1: I love First of all, let me just say this 707 00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:49,880 Speaker 1: real quick. I love George Pinocchio. Obviously. I love that guy. Okay, 708 00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:52,520 Speaker 1: here you see him in one of his most famous roles. 709 00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:57,040 Speaker 1: What is that where we're in the jacket, where you 710 00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,680 Speaker 1: go like, is he a good guy or a bad guy? 711 00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:06,479 Speaker 1: On over here? Little look, Terry cannot be honest with you. Sure, 712 00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:12,200 Speaker 1: what's up? I don't know George Pinocchio is? What I 713 00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:14,640 Speaker 1: don't know George Pinocchio is? I just wrote I Love 714 00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:16,959 Speaker 1: George Pinocchio all over this room and put a couple 715 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:19,040 Speaker 1: of dolls up and a couple of you have thousand 716 00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,600 Speaker 1: pieces of memorabilia here? And what are these plaques signed 717 00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:25,239 Speaker 1: by him? As? Who is he? I can't answer that? 718 00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:29,759 Speaker 1: You got You gotta discover that on your own art. 719 00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:33,279 Speaker 1: One thing he's been in. Hey, you wanted to know 720 00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:38,719 Speaker 1: about George Pinocchio. I'm his brother, Greg Finocchio. Um, yeah, 721 00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:42,319 Speaker 1: thanks for meeting me. By the way, he's pretty much 722 00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:44,759 Speaker 1: just a throwaway reference. You really shouldn't have dedicated your 723 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,760 Speaker 1: laugh to him. He just kind of worked for CBS affiliate, 724 00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:50,040 Speaker 1: does all the red carpet stuff, does like the stuff 725 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,160 Speaker 1: from the oscars and stuff. To me like he's made 726 00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:55,359 Speaker 1: a pretty good living doing this. Yeah, yeah he has. 727 00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:59,239 Speaker 1: You know who hasn't me? Well, Hey, I'm buying the 728 00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:05,799 Speaker 1: cole Slaw. Thanks. If you see my family one a day, 729 00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:10,520 Speaker 1: George Pinocchio, You're gonna be a real boy, But right 730 00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:14,759 Speaker 1: now you're just a man of wood, a real one 731 00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:18,640 Speaker 1: to day. What did you say, George Pinocchio will be 732 00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:23,040 Speaker 1: a real one day. I'll be a real boy one day. 733 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,840 Speaker 1: If you believe hard enough, you're gonna be real, and 734 00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:28,920 Speaker 1: you're gonna do interviews on the Reddit carpet. Oh, this 735 00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:33,040 Speaker 1: is a dream. Sometimes at night I pretend to interview 736 00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:40,080 Speaker 1: a figure our kid. Oh, George Pinocchio, Wait a minute, 737 00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:43,320 Speaker 1: why is your nose growing? Have you not interviewed the 738 00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:48,520 Speaker 1: figure on? No? I interview him every night. Tum tum, 739 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:55,799 Speaker 1: tum tum. Okay, this is we need that doll CBS, 740 00:51:56,040 --> 00:52:02,400 Speaker 1: CVS jappet open the door. Okay, I just thought it 741 00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:05,479 Speaker 1: was that the people with a lower seat your CVS card. 742 00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:11,919 Speaker 1: Uh no, but can you do a phone number? Yes, 743 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:16,839 Speaker 1: I can to do a phone number. What is it is? One? One? 744 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:23,040 Speaker 1: Is it tool? Attention to all cvs? There is a 745 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:27,840 Speaker 1: wild um. I guess it's just a trout. It's not 746 00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:30,399 Speaker 1: really I guess it's there's a trout somewhere loose within 747 00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:41,360 Speaker 1: the CVS. So, oh, hey, how you doing? Kids? And 748 00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:46,040 Speaker 1: Mike Trout from mitche League Baseball? Hell yeah, absolute death 749 00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:50,360 Speaker 1: and destruction At the Fast and Furious one hundred Premier. 750 00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:56,520 Speaker 1: We had acteroid bots absolutely murdering every single actor and 751 00:52:56,880 --> 00:53:01,880 Speaker 1: crew person who was their blood on Hollywood streets. Just 752 00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:05,880 Speaker 1: a little emotion. You're not a robot, you know, just people. 753 00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:13,520 Speaker 1: You're right, people, I'm not a robot. You're right. Nothing, 754 00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:16,359 Speaker 1: I'm not weaking. I mean nothing. It's water, I mean 755 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:23,840 Speaker 1: and it's just funny. I helped build you and I 756 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:37,719 Speaker 1: want to give you some sugar. Uh, thank you with 757 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:42,920 Speaker 1: her up to Jackie Gonzalez, druthiy Hey, Cole, thank you 758 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:47,160 Speaker 1: for having me. I'm at Jackie d Ruthie on on 759 00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:51,919 Speaker 1: the socials. I'm um, That's why I'm up to these days, 760 00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:59,160 Speaker 1: those socials. Oh love to the Wolf, thanks for being here. 761 00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:04,320 Speaker 1: Keep for having me. Chris Alvarado, Hey, yeah, man, I 762 00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,719 Speaker 1: don't know, just having fun. Love you guys. Thanks for 763 00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:08,800 Speaker 1: everybody for listening. We have a good time doing this. 764 00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:11,840 Speaker 1: Oh and somebody, one of our people who wrote in 765 00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,080 Speaker 1: asked if we were going to get back into the 766 00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:17,080 Speaker 1: studio anytime soon. I think that was a possibility for 767 00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:21,560 Speaker 1: a moment, but now it looks like the world is 768 00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:26,239 Speaker 1: shutting down kind of, so you know, we hope to 769 00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:28,920 Speaker 1: get back in there soon enough. Is that a good answer? 770 00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:33,920 Speaker 1: I don't know, Thank you, great answer. Craig Katkowski googling 771 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:40,880 Speaker 1: George Finocchio. I tried and I misspelled George. That's the 772 00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:42,880 Speaker 1: dude that you see him on a million red carpet 773 00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:44,880 Speaker 1: things like he does the Oscar pre show and stuff. 774 00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:50,759 Speaker 1: He's pretty innoculous. Uh, James Deny, thanks for having me. 775 00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:55,640 Speaker 1: If you guys have the opportunity, check out game Front 776 00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:59,120 Speaker 1: on YouTube. It's YouTube, and then game Front you can 777 00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,759 Speaker 1: find it. Lots of video game footage up there with 778 00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:06,399 Speaker 1: me playing it. Nice Joey Greer, you know it. Check 779 00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:09,560 Speaker 1: out game Front and then when you got enough of that, 780 00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:16,640 Speaker 1: check out Alchemy this Instagram that's I'm at Cole Stratton 781 00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:19,719 Speaker 1: or at Stratton Cold, depending on Instagram or Twitter. 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