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Speaker 1: But you're a guest to my home. You gotta come

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Speaker 2: in the backyard. Let's all just take a look around,

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Speaker 2: let's breathe the I hate American airlines. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: little money to spend, you could take out a billboard

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Speaker 2: in your town. You know these are you know, there's

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Speaker 2: a whole range of things, and there's no end to

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Speaker 2: the things you can do when you use your imagination.

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Speaker 2: And now I'm noticing there's some sort of mysterious brown

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Speaker 2: paper bag here that wasn't in the yard. Hmm. I

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Speaker 2: wonder where this came from. Doesn't matter. Let's get into

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Speaker 2: I love to guest. It's Alice Weather London. Hi, Alice,

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Speaker 2: welcome to I said, okay, thank you for having me.

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Speaker 3: You got my brown bag.

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Speaker 2: You came back for the bag.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, came back for the bag. I guess I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: How are you?

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Speaker 2: What's been going on?

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Speaker 3: I did a podcast this morning, your podcast. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 3: a big day for me. I'm doing really good. I'm

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Speaker 3: happy to be. I love this weather.

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Speaker 2: It feels great without rain, it's good. Yes, as long

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, the house is breezy. Snuggle up under

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Speaker 3: a duvet. I mean, I love it. Yes, California has seasons.

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Speaker 2: There are seasons at least two two. I would say

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Speaker 2: two and a half. You have absolutely scorching heat. The

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Speaker 3: Rain that we don't know what to do.

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Speaker 3: Every year, we don't have the technology to capture the rain.

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Speaker 3: We've never seen it before, literally last year.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but that was the first time.

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Speaker 3: I remember the year before.

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Speaker 2: You can't figure it out. And then what we're dealing

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Speaker 2: what are you talking about it?

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Speaker 3: Well, they're simple. Those people are simple. They're not complicated

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean. They have layers, they're very

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Speaker 3: I love this yellow on you.

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Speaker 2: I love your colors. I feel a bit like a peep.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of a peep yellow. It is a peep yellow.

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Speaker 2: I think peep yellow is nice.

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Speaker 2: And then of course the peeps have gotten into the

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Speaker 2: I think those are the three major peep they started

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Speaker 3: Put a peep near me at the Holy high Holiday

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Speaker 3: with that? We're losing money left and right. And then

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Speaker 3: it clocks forward to Easter time. He's like, all right,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like it was a very low it was.

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Speaker 3: Well it is, it's eggs, you know, and we do

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Speaker 2: And they did they did such a good job of

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Speaker 3: But you're still an egg.

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Speaker 2: You're still to me. It does taste like spring.

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Speaker 3: It does. And you know what's funny is that Cadbury

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Speaker 3: that's just eggs. And they've been like at every meeting

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Speaker 2: I feel like that or the egg people are kind

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Speaker 3: Of there bullying. Yeah, it's a big boy, you know, And.

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Speaker 2: Now they're on top of the world because everyone finally

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Speaker 2: We're on such different pages.

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Speaker 3: You're talking about the candy coated, I'm talking about the

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Speaker 2: Eg Now you're talking about something that absolutely abomination.

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Speaker 3: I am a horrible heathen. I grew up in a

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Speaker 3: It's supposed to be reminiscent of an egg yolk, Like

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Speaker 3: look like what's inside the egg? Right, And you're physically

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Speaker 3: falling apart in front of me, and you crack it

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Speaker 3: and they have I don't know if it's the same company,

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Speaker 3: but they have kinder egg in Europe.

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Speaker 2: No, that is a difference.

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Speaker 3: That's all your thing.

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Speaker 2: That's an all your thing with a toy in the middle.

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Speaker 2: But different Yeah, different eggs. Yeah, now, I yeah, I

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Speaker 3: It's called a mini egni where the cream egg? Okay,

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Speaker 2: an absolute truth to power. I didn't you had Cadbury

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Speaker 2: and I think her about politics. Oh, this is a

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Speaker 2: I this is a political thing for me. I think

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Speaker 2: Hershey bought it and has downgraded the quality.

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Speaker 3: Yes, because Cadbury European chocolate company.

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Speaker 2: I believe excellent. And then when you go over there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then now I had a.

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Speaker 2: Caramelo here in the United States recently, awful.

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Speaker 2: Ruined what was It's a good candy or maybe you

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Speaker 2: can't have nice thing, a candy that I probably last

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Speaker 2: this adult and it's like, oh, that's not that good. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but I remember being very good.

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Speaker 3: You're eating it and you're like, why does it say

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Speaker 3: right to life? That's eggs, And it's like every life

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Speaker 3: is precious, and you're like, what.

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Speaker 2: They're going to be protecting the eggs? The Calgary egg

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Speaker 2: is a human life. Oh that is so funny.

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Speaker 3: I know, and we weren't supposed to talk about politics,

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Speaker 3: but it's so funny that they're like, oh, it's a

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Speaker 3: it's a life. Remember it was a life, And everybody's

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Speaker 3: like wha wait, wait, wait, wait, no, it's not.

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Speaker 3: It's like that and Liken it is. It's almost like

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Speaker 3: I'm of German. I'm of German Norwegian descent.

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Speaker 3: And just barely survived until we immigrated here, and then

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Speaker 3: I lived in Spain actually for a brief six month

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Speaker 3: in Valencia, thank you.

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Speaker 3: I was pretty good at Spanish, I was. I grew

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Speaker 3: It's very multicultural there. They teach Spanish as a second

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Speaker 3: I stopped going to class stay two, like I stopped.

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Speaker 3: Like they just didn't Wow. It just was not part

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Speaker 3: Yes, so we just I just did independent study. Like

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Speaker 3: Oh you live by the pit school? The children pit

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Speaker 2: Yes, very from pregnancy. You've got to start applying and

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Speaker 3: Harvard, absolutely nearly guaranteed ivy lea after you've been pit schooled.

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Speaker 3: Children you want say, and that's also why you want

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Speaker 3: Also, everything's closed all the time whenever you need anything.

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Speaker 3: It's somehow it's always siesta. Everything's and they've got shutters

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Speaker 3: It's much more akin to I don't know, I would

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Speaker 5: It's a different language, which is like which is you know,

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Speaker 3: But I remember I took a vesper ride with a friend,

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Speaker 2: Not great.

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Speaker 3: People are not nice, not nice.

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Speaker 2: Not a warm people, no, not a warm people, no

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Speaker 3: I would say they're sort of uniformly suspicious.

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Speaker 2: And I like that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. And I would say they're they're sort of like

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Speaker 2: Right where it's like you actually, yeah, they're a genuine people.

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Speaker 2: I have a hard time with let's I mean.

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Speaker 3: That's why we live in LA I know, just basically pleasant.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to hear about you.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to go deep to get to know you.

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Speaker 2: Just be pleasant enough and let's just move on. They

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Speaker 2: all I need. I'm begging to just be left alone

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Speaker 2: Let's do something in a few weeks.

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Speaker 3: I have a joke about like guys on the internet

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Speaker 2: With your cats. It's like a trope.

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Speaker 3: They say that to feminists, and it's like, I think

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Speaker 3: Like it's whenever my boyfriend comes home. I'm like, Okay,

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Speaker 2: It's so relaxing. You're the king of the castle.

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Speaker 3: I'm the only one talking. Yeah, generally, my other one's

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Speaker 2: But you've got something kind of just to curl up

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Speaker 3: Watch what I want to watch.

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Speaker 2: They don't have a choice, you said the schedule.

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Speaker 3: They don't know what a TV is.

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Speaker 2: They don't know what a picture is. Do your cats

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Speaker 3: It's back YouTube videos, all sorts of Yeah, you just

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Speaker 2: Activated by that.

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Speaker 3: But we we've also heard that can get addicted to TV,

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Speaker 2: Sad and you don't want to get them hooked on

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Speaker 4: Like exactly, and or you know, look, I'm not a

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Speaker 2: That's right. Uh but that's right, that's right, you're not.

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Speaker 3: I see those socks. No, that's so mean of me.

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Speaker 3: But I also was not a Star Wars person, a

441
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:38,359
Speaker 3: trunk person, but my boyfriend is a Star Wars person,

442
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,560
Speaker 3: and I was like, let's give Andoor a chance. And

443
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,720
Speaker 3: we watched the first two episodes. We're like, this is Disney.

444
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:47,800
Speaker 2: It's Disney wonderful. Are you kidding me?

445
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,960
Speaker 3: It's so class conscious.

446
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:54,119
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm thinking, yeah, there's no, there's not

447
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:57,040
Speaker 2: a lot of like this is Commander bleeblorb, which is

448
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,840
Speaker 2: a lot of what Star Wars is is like all

449
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:00,560
Speaker 2: respect bleep blur.

450
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,120
Speaker 3: But yeah, I'll do I'll due respect.

451
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:07,120
Speaker 2: No, I really enjoyed the show and hopefully the next

452
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:09,959
Speaker 2: season that will be good too. But yes, it was

453
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,680
Speaker 2: the strike. Yeah, you could all be crushed.

454
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:15,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, well Tony Gilroy wasn't able to be on set

455
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:15,880
Speaker 3: for some of bits.

456
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:19,000
Speaker 2: That's not a great because of the strike. Oh so

457
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,119
Speaker 2: who do they have on set? The manager from Disneyland.

458
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, well they'll they'll write the scripts and then the

459
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,480
Speaker 3: actor's strike did come a bit later, so hopefully that

460
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:30,240
Speaker 3: impacted things. But then I think stuff outside the country

461
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,840
Speaker 3: wasn't like covered as much. So I'm worried that they

462
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:38,199
Speaker 3: filmed the whole thing without the direction they needed. But

463
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,680
Speaker 3: they would just have the scripts on set and then

464
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 3: maybe a producer of somebody from the studio who was

465
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,680
Speaker 3: close with the writer would be there to sort of

466
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 3: run interference. But they can't talk to the writers at all.

467
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:52,200
Speaker 2: Wow about yeah of course. Yeah, well hopefully it turns out.

468
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,200
Speaker 2: I really enjoyed it. I enjoyed when they jumped into.

469
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:57,639
Speaker 3: The well okay, yeah, I know this is what Star wars.

470
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,159
Speaker 3: He can't say stuff, you really can't. I'll say, I

471
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 3: like the nerdy guy with his mom. Do you remember

472
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,880
Speaker 3: the nerdy guy that sits in his apartment and eats cereal?

473
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 3: Oh my god, war never see that in a space show.

474
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,520
Speaker 3: What it's like to have to go live with your

475
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,840
Speaker 3: mom again. I mean, this is so inventive to me.

476
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I want to see in space. And

477
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:20,359
Speaker 2: they've got a Scars guard. They've got wait wait which

478
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:20,960
Speaker 2: Scars guard?

479
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:21,199
Speaker 1: Is it?

480
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 3: Stellan see the older one?

481
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:23,119
Speaker 1: Hm?

482
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 2: Okay right, yeah, when you say Scars guard, I just

483
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 2: imagining kind of a stew of Swedish people.

484
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,080
Speaker 3: Are the Scars Guards?

485
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:32,480
Speaker 1: Yes?

486
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,640
Speaker 3: Okay, I know this because Bjorn knows them all.

487
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 2: Oh you're kidding.

488
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,359
Speaker 3: Yes, there's eight people in Sweden like total, so they

489
00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:40,640
Speaker 3: all know each other. And you're like, can I speak

490
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,440
Speaker 3: to a Scars guard? And he's like, oh, yes, which one?

491
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,480
Speaker 3: I will put them on the phone like they're right

492
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:48,879
Speaker 3: next to each other. It's crazy, but yeah, I memorize

493
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 3: that whole scene when he first when and Or first

494
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 3: meets the guy that Scars guards playing, it's like he's like,

495
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:56,840
Speaker 3: how much do you own?

496
00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 2: Know what impression done? It really hard to tell me?

497
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:02,399
Speaker 1: What do?

498
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:04,160
Speaker 3: Yeah? So good?

499
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 2: I want to even Nope, Nope, the mirror later Mike, Okay,

500
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,920
Speaker 2: well we have to move away from that. People do

501
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,440
Speaker 2: not want to hear my impression anymore.

502
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 3: I guess not.

503
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,879
Speaker 2: There's something else I want to talk to you about Yeah,

504
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 2: I was really excited to have you here today. I

505
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:25,160
Speaker 2: was thrilled to have you here. Look, I didn't get

506
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 2: a lot of sleep last night. I spent a lot

507
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 2: of time in the Dallasport Worth Airport. The worst. Speaking

508
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 2: of bad hours, all the restaurants close at nine pm.

509
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 3: Maybe that is the worst airport, bad place. Legal, right

510
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,359
Speaker 3: to jail, that airport.

511
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, right to jail. Even the Starbucks was open and

512
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 2: they weren't serving food after nine pm. It's a bad

513
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 2: it's prison jail.

514
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:44,879
Speaker 3: It's horrible.

515
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 2: Thee codes. Yeah, absolute jail. Uh. I come out of

516
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:52,399
Speaker 2: the door today, as we said, you're standing on on

517
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 2: a step higher than me, immediately dominating me. I'm like

518
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,199
Speaker 2: a little worm. And not only are you doing that,

519
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 2: you're holding what is clearly a gift. The podcast is

520
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 2: called I said no gifts, and so my you know,

521
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,720
Speaker 2: I'm in a state of confusion. We've got the brown

522
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:13,239
Speaker 2: paper bag children falling into pits. I emotionally, I'm all

523
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 2: over the place. I'd just like to know what's going on.

524
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, so do you have one to have this closet?

525
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,439
Speaker 3: Which is like I thought at one point when I

526
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,239
Speaker 3: was going to be doing adulting. I was like, I

527
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 3: gotta have a gift closet, right.

528
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 2: Oh sure, sure, kind of a the spelling.

529
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:33,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, because when you're going out the door, you're like, oh,

530
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 3: and you panic, right, and then you're like you go

531
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:39,160
Speaker 3: in the gift closet and I just I spied this thing,

532
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,200
Speaker 3: and I was like, I don't know, man, I think

533
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 3: I might need to bring it to Bridger's house just

534
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,959
Speaker 3: to see. And you could obviously regift or just whatever

535
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,920
Speaker 3: you want. You can't return to the store. I don't

536
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,720
Speaker 3: know where I got it. It's been there so long that.

537
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:55,600
Speaker 2: Won't stop me. I've got a lot of time to

538
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 2: go to stores.

539
00:25:56,400 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 3: I mean, okay, if I was a store, i'd want

540
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 3: to take it back. I'd be like, sure, I'll find

541
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 3: a price tag for this thing. But I now I'm embarrassed.

542
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 3: Now I'm humiliated. Now your type status turned.

543
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 2: Yes, I've got the whip.

544
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,159
Speaker 3: Oh my chair is getting lowered in the ground.

545
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 2: Well should I open it here? On the podcast? I

546
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 2: think so, okay, Well, it's in a very cute bag.

547
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 2: It's in a silver bag that says mondo Mondo. Did

548
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 2: you write this on here or was this printed on there?

549
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,360
Speaker 3: Was printed it's a reused bag.

550
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 2: Mondo is something I should know.

551
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 3: It's it's a jewelry company, and I feel that if

552
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 3: I plug them on this show, they might give me

553
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:42,680
Speaker 3: free stuff. So yes, Mondo Mondo makes great jewelry and candles,

554
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 3: and they are in Highland Park.

555
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 2: You came on kind of decked out in Mondo Mondo.

556
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 2: Well maybe it's distracted.

557
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,360
Speaker 3: These are the gap but these are gap.

558
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 2: Pants silver kind of a space suit. I love them.

559
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 3: I gotta be ready to go to space at anytime

560
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 3: NASA sets, just in case somebody you know is going.

561
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 2: To space at any time. That's one thing we know

562
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 2: about everything.

563
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 3: I know. That's true. Elon Musk really made it happen

564
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 3: thanks to that. My hero obviously, our hero zero kind

565
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:15,399
Speaker 3: of every podcast dream. Yes, imagine can.

566
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:22,160
Speaker 2: You imagine kill me? Absolutely not actually Elon reach out.

567
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we'll see if we have an opening.

568
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:27,360
Speaker 2: A car.

569
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:31,160
Speaker 3: He might. He desperately wants to be cool, so he might.

570
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 3: And then you just keep him kind of hanging on.

571
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. I kind of just oh my god, him through

572
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 2: a bunch of things until I get exactly what I want.

573
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 3: So he's like he's perennially someone's younger brother that's easy

574
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,199
Speaker 3: to make cry, do you know what I mean? Like,

575
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,119
Speaker 3: and he's like, I don't want to do this anymore,

576
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:50,959
Speaker 3: but like you are just an honest to God like

577
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 3: walking target for ridicule.

578
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 2: Just so desperate approval and has nothing to offer anyone

579
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 2: and just looks like he has a smell. Not like

580
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 2: a horrible smell, but a smell.

581
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a mothball undercurrent whatever it is.

582
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:09,159
Speaker 2: It is I have.

583
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 3: If you watch my stand up listeners, you will know

584
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:16,439
Speaker 3: I have a five minute chunk on Elon that is

585
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 3: scathing and I do want him to hear it.

586
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 2: Elon, look it up, look it up? Oh man, Oh,

587
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 2: if we attract Elon as a listener, that's going to

588
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 2: be a problem. That'll be the end of this podcast.

589
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

590
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 3: I bet people are in his orbit that their entire

591
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 3: job is to just keep stuff about Elon away from Elon,

592
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 3: Like keep people talking shit about making fun of him

593
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 3: away from him.

594
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 2: Just see. I think he kind of reminds me of

595
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 2: the kid in elementary school that would like eat garbage

596
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 2: in the cafeteria to impress people. Oh yeah, who would

597
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 2: like mush up all of his food and just like oh,

598
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 2: that's great kind of cheering it on, but no one's

599
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 2: quite sure of what's going on.

600
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 3: People were saying after the submersible exploded, they were like,

601
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 3: don't oh, I hope that Eland is not brave enough

602
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 3: to do this because we can't lose him, you know, like,

603
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 3: just like, don't you know, only really brave boys do that.

604
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 3: So probably won't.

605
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 2: He won't. Okay, Well, let's get into the gift here.

606
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 2: It's got a nice orange tissue. Oh, look at that.

607
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 2: I like this kind of pulling it out like a

608
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 2: little skull.

609
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 3: It's a magician trick.

610
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 6: Now.

611
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 2: Oh but it's now I'm gonna drag I'm pulling. Okay,

612
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 2: who's heavier than I expected. It's dense. Now we're getting

613
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 2: to a wax paper, which I love. Oh and speaking,

614
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 2: I pulled out an enormous gem. Gorgeous. What I would

615
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 2: have to say is a diamond. I'm so glad I

616
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 2: brought this.

617
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 3: I love looking at it.

618
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 2: I feel so powerful holding this.

619
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 3: Oh my, you look powerful. I feel and imagine going

620
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 3: to a meeting like a Hollywood meeting and you casually

621
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 3: pull it out like you know, I honestly want it back.

622
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 2: You're not getting this back. I actually want this. I

623
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 2: feel so good right now. Listener, I'm holding a you know,

624
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 2: it's absolutely crystal clear, flawless.

625
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's with a loop.

626
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 2: Bring the jeweler in. It's a you know, in a

627
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 2: classic kind of jewel shape. It's a jewel of power.

628
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 3: Round cut.

629
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 2: What you would say this is?

630
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 3: I think it's a round It.

631
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 2: Easily placed this in a ring. It's like a we

632
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 2: would see on a ring pop or something much larger. Yeah,

633
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 2: this is what a diamond should three inches maybe, and

634
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 2: no diamond has the guts to be this big. Cowards, cowards,

635
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 2: cowards all famously tell me why you brought this gorgeous

636
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 2: gem to me.

637
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 3: I bought this a long time ago for a specific person,

638
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 3: a friend of mine who is had was like moving

639
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 3: into a new office, and I was like, this would

640
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 3: be a great thing, like paperweight for an office. And

641
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 3: then for some reason I didn't give it to her,

642
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 3: like I forgot and I got her something else, and

643
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 3: then I had this, and I was like, well, dang it,

644
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 3: I didn't give it to her, and then I kept

645
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 3: matt like it became way past the time it was

646
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 3: appropriate to give you an office warming gift, and so

647
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 3: I just sat there and sat there, and I kept

648
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 3: looking at it, and I go, someday, someday, you know,

649
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 3: and I have a gift closet, you know that like

650
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 3: a lot of scented candles, a lot of there's some

651
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 3: peace stationary, a couple of novelty dish towels, just random

652
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 3: shit and this and that's the other thing in there.

653
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 3: And I was like, it's it, but it's going to

654
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 3: be a special person that gets that.

655
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 2: And then waked this object. It feels what do you

656
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 2: think this is actually made of?

657
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean it's got to be Swarowski glass.

658
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 3: I don't know.

659
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 2: I worry that it I don't even remember at this point.

660
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 2: I mean, it's just one of those stores that sell

661
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 2: stuff like that. You know, it's absolutely nothing.

662
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 3: It'll be like, you know, you'll go and it will

663
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 3: be like, here's an incense holder. We have cook wear,

664
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 3: kids clothing.

665
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 2: Right at which always is like somebody's board spouse. Somebody's

666
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 2: board spouse would be a great name for a store.

667
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 2: Oh I love that. That's not a bad I had to.

668
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 3: Get away from him dot com to get away to

669
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 3: get away from no.

670
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 2: There are so every street that has you know, like

671
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:43,719
Speaker 2: a hip restaurant or whatever has one boutiquet just like

672
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 2: this is just stuff. There's no real theme.

673
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 3: But that u r L is available. By the way,

674
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 3: thank you listeners had to get away from him dot com.

675
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 3: That's amazing that that's available.

676
00:32:55,480 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 2: That's a very employees hasn't made that travel agent that

677
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 2: There are a lot of options for that URL. Some

678
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,239
Speaker 2: listener has been looking for the right business opportunity. Oh,

679
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 2: I love freaking out right now. And then their family

680
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 2: is going to be worried when they start the business. Yeah,

681
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 2: they're going to be in a lot of debt. Yeah,

682
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 2: but at least we gave them a bit.

683
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 3: Of hope for now and hopefully monetized it.

684
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 2: Monetized, monetized, monetized, that's what the world's all.

685
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 3: And you're holding a diamond page, which is great.

686
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 2: Oh, I would love to I have a meeting with

687
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 2: somebody and just say monetize, monetize, monetize, it's so good.

688
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 2: Are you a big like crystal person? Do you have

689
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 2: anything like that in your home?

690
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 3: I have one or two that were given to me.

691
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 3: It's under a couch. I don't care about crystals at all.

692
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 3: I'm famously I don't. I'm not anti horoscope or taro.

693
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 3: I just don't care. Right, if you're into it it

694
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 3: works for you, that's really great, don't the Only time

695
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 3: I ever believed in any horoscope ever was when I

696
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 3: saw my little Pony meme of like something about how

697
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 3: there's like water signs. There's two little my ponies in

698
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 3: a river talking to my little pony on land, and

699
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,439
Speaker 3: then it's like all earth signs, and then the water

700
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 3: signs are in the water and they're like, come have

701
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 3: fun and have feelings with us, and the pony on

702
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 3: land is like fuck off. And I was like, that

703
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 3: does speak to me, that is me.

704
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 2: That's how they get you. Just one correct meme.

705
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, yes, but I don't. I don't

706
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 3: really have I'm not a crystal person.

707
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 2: What's your sign?

708
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 3: It's a Taurus.

709
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 2: Taurus makes perfect sense. It doesn't makes perfect sense.

710
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:48,360
Speaker 3: Okay, she's a tourist.

711
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:49,280
Speaker 2: She's a tourist.

712
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 3: She's Gemini rising. That's what I know.

713
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 2: Okay, I can't even get that far. I'm a libra. Okay,

714
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,359
Speaker 2: I've had you know, a friend gave as a wonderful gift,

715
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 2: gave me a a whole reading with someone named Angel,

716
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 2: I recorded I should probably go back and listen. But

717
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 2: the only thing I took out of the thing with

718
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 2: Angel was Angel told me that there was going to

719
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 2: be a rom com renaissance. Oh that was kind of

720
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:18,720
Speaker 2: the big prediction for me personally, and it's in your life.

721
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 2: I guess. I don't know how that came to be.

722
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god. And this was in twenty nineteen, and

723
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 2: I guess there kind of was at there. We're kind

724
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,399
Speaker 2: of I feel like that's a safer prediction to make,

725
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 2: right when is there not? Yeah, that's true. We're always

726
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 2: looking for a new rom com. Everybody's always ready wants

727
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 2: to angry for a rom com.

728
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 3: Nobody nobody's not going to go. So I had of

729
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 3: reading a terror reading or palm reading. Actually my house,

730
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 3: well they touch you, which is nice, and I don't

731
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 3: care for that. As I've said, my aunt wanted to

732
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 3: do it and she was visiting, so she got her

733
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 3: reading and then she was like now you and I

734
00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 3: was like, I don't please. My mom was there and

735
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 3: she was like, now one of you, and my mom

736
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:06,280
Speaker 3: just like Homer simpsoned out the door. And I got

737
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 3: the reading, and she had been very vague with my aunt,

738
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 3: very inaccurate about everything, like couldn't be more far from

739
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,480
Speaker 3: the tree. He was like, oh, you're very high strung.

740
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 3: My aunt's like literally smoking a joint. And she took

741
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 3: my hand and absolutely read me for filth, like couldn't

742
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,439
Speaker 3: be more directly ascribed to it. Like she's like, well,

743
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 3: you started your career from a place of resentment. I

744
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 3: can see that.

745
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,399
Speaker 2: And I'm like, what the fuck?

746
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,919
Speaker 3: And she's like, hm, looks like you need to prove.

747
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 3: He looks like you have a lot to prove. And

748
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 3: I was like just a roast, an absolute roast. But

749
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 3: it helped me because I was like, this person doesn't

750
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 3: sugarcoat at all. She was like, you really need to

751
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 3: figure out what you're passionate about and stick to that

752
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,920
Speaker 3: and not like resent it. I was just like, oh

753
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,360
Speaker 3: my god. I was like and then it was what

754
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 3: ten bucks? And I was like, I have books. I

755
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 3: was like, I need to wear this woman four hundred

756
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:54,800
Speaker 3: dollars immediately, you know what I mean.

757
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 2: Much better than any sapro.

758
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:58,760
Speaker 3: Good so direct.

759
00:36:58,960 --> 00:36:59,280
Speaker 2: Wow.

760
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 3: I couldn't believe it. I was like, Okay, maybe there's something.

761
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like she's just reading me and

762
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 3: my general posture. But still that's useful to me for

763
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 3: Timba of course, just to have somebody tell you the

764
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 3: truth every once in a while, like you know, your

765
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 3: whole vibe.

766
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I liked that sort of thing. I mean, I've

767
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 2: talked about this before, but I'd like to pay someone

768
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 2: to tell me if I smell. Yeah, that kind of thing.

769
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 3: What in LA, like we were talking, you need that

770
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 3: because everybody's surface level, So like that's what LA is about,

771
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 3: you surface level socially. And then you pay somebody to

772
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 3: be honest.

773
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 2: Tell you if there's something in your teeth, that your

774
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 2: pants fit wrong, this kind of thing. I would be

775
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,800
Speaker 2: totally into its right, Oh god.

776
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 3: That I have to, and I would. I would tell

777
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 3: you this is a truth.

778
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 2: Telling podcast the first and foremost. No. And while we

779
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 2: were talking about the poem reading, I do need to

780
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 2: get that. But why don't they combine that with the

781
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 2: manicuring business? Yeah it feels right there. Oh my god,

782
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 2: it's absolutely a business that could happen.

783
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 3: A name for it to get away from it are taking.

784
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 2: I mean I probably jump through some hoops. I bet

785
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 2: there is, but that's great.

786
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 3: Maybe in like Tahoe or something or sand Luis Obispo.

787
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:10,760
Speaker 2: I would love have to go to San Luis Obispo

788
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 2: and get my nails done in my poll brilliant idea

789
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 2: and have it be the real truth telling.

790
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 3: So you're like, since you put this gem in your hand,

791
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 3: you've just been like thinking of absolute get rich quick ideas.

792
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 2: Local energy, just just blinding, terrifying. I'm never letting go

793
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:31,240
Speaker 2: of this again.

794
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 3: I sleep with it.

795
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 2: I am surging indentation on your neck from sleeping with it.

796
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 2: I've been making a list of words that I don't

797
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 2: I dislike. Entrepreneur has landed on that list. When people

798
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 2: say that word, I don't like it either. It's a

799
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 2: very nasally word.

800
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 3: I didn't think about it till just now, but it's

801
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 3: not good.

802
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,240
Speaker 2: It's a nasty word.

803
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 3: Entrepreneur Yeah yeah, yeah, no.

804
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 2: Sound horrible any but no one can say that without

805
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 2: sounding horrible.

806
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:07,359
Speaker 3: Entrepreneur Yeah maybe if like it, Uh hot, mighty, this

807
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 3: is my friend, he's an entrepreneur. No, Nope.

808
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 2: And it's kind of like when someone says they're that,

809
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 2: it just means they're annoying.

810
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like they need to borrow money they need Yeah, yeah,

811
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 3: like a musician with no instrument really exactly.

812
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're coming to you with this very nasally word

813
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:29,280
Speaker 2: and they're desperate for cash.

814
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 3: That's adjacent to hustle culture, which I also hate, despise,

815
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 3: heate hustle culture.

816
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:36,880
Speaker 2: Hustle culture is people without talent.

817
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 3: It just confidence, pure very la con be honest con artists.

818
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,799
Speaker 2: That stands for confidence, man, doesn't it? Are you just

819
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 2: learning this?

820
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: No?

821
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:50,320
Speaker 3: I just remember.

822
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 2: Okay, but remember learning. Let's be honest. They're the same thing,

823
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 2: confidence met Anyone with confidence is a bad person. I agree,

824
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 2: that's let's just put it out there.

825
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 3: I agree that explains so much about why comedy is

826
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:10,359
Speaker 3: so bad, you know, because once you get too many

827
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,959
Speaker 3: people saying yes, you're funny, you just start you're all

828
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,399
Speaker 3: of a sudden, you're like and people with disability should die,

829
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 3: and everybody's like yay, and it's and then you're hosting

830
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 3: SNL and certain.

831
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 2: Fading into the background, like I can't get to host

832
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 2: SNL now we're not. We were this close.

833
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 3: It's almost like you can edit this, but it's live.

834
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 2: Kind of like but it's like, Sonela, this is kind

835
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 2: of an audition for the show Lorn reach Out, reach Out.

836
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,440
Speaker 2: We could both be on SNL as musicians.

837
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,840
Speaker 3: As a musician chep.

838
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, a musician.

839
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 3: My boyfriend is a basis. He plays upright bass.

840
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:59,879
Speaker 2: Oh that's nice. Is he in a band? Yeah, well

841
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 2: he plays with bands. Okay.

842
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,360
Speaker 3: He plays with this artist Lauren Kramer, who is up

843
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 3: and coming Lauren reach out Lauren l O R E

844
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 3: n okay Kramer k R A M E R. I'm

845
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 3: only saying that because I really do believe your listeners

846
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:17,880
Speaker 3: or anybody would love his music. But also he plays

847
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 3: with this band in town called the High Fi Honey Drops,

848
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:27,240
Speaker 3: and they do jazz standards and they play once a week, okay,

849
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 3: and it's that's the first time I ever saw him

850
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 3: play is like these you know, they have the singer

851
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 3: that's like Billie Holiday esque and it's like very it

852
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 3: feels like you're walking to the bast and it's great.

853
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 3: It's very delightful.

854
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it. You know a nice boom boom

855
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 2: boom boom boom. You can't it's does that sound like

856
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 2: a tune at all?

857
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,439
Speaker 3: It does, it's a tune. You're a musician, I don't

858
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,240
Speaker 3: know if you know this.

859
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 2: Person, and foremost you are a toonster.

860
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 3: So every once in a while, I'll come home and

861
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,440
Speaker 3: he'll his his base will be there, like in the

862
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,360
Speaker 3: middle of the living room, and it's like, I like

863
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 3: it because it's like a giant violin huge. You know,

864
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:07,360
Speaker 3: it makes me feel like I'm tiny.

865
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:10,240
Speaker 2: Oh that's true. It's like you've gone into a giant.

866
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, symphony.

867
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, like very sweet, walk and hide under a chair.

868
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 2: Do you ever try playing it?

869
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:18,240
Speaker 3: I've played it. I've tried to play it before. Yeah,

870
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:19,319
Speaker 3: it's just heavy.

871
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 2: Right right. Were you uh conscious during the swing revival

872
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 2: of the late nineties, I was swing kids. Oh yeah,

873
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 2: were you have kids? Yes, swing kids. There was the

874
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,760
Speaker 2: cherry Pop and dad Cherry Pop and daddies.

875
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean I wasn't ever gonna. I was pretty cool,

876
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 3: you know, I feel that I was. I was in

877
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 3: a punk I was pretty cool at that age. I

878
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 3: wasn't gonna. I saw that it was a thing. I

879
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 3: let the theater kids take it.

880
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 2: And because of it, punk and uh swing came very close.

881
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, they got real like because of SKA SCA.

882
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 2: That was the kind of disgusting bridge.

883
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,840
Speaker 3: It was the grimy bridge between the two. Nobody had to.

884
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 2: Order it for you to be able to have the

885
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:04,319
Speaker 2: self control to avoid Yeah. Sure means a lot.

886
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 3: Well, a lot of what you get into, I think

887
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 3: at a young age is not about the medium, but

888
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 3: the people who appreciate the medium. So like you're I

889
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:17,759
Speaker 3: was not like I started acting and I really wanted

890
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 3: to be an actor when I was like in eighth

891
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 3: grade and my mom was like, all right, we'll put

892
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 3: you in theater. And then I just hated everybody. Like

893
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 3: I was like, these people are not funny, Like they

894
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 3: don't understand jokes that I tell and it's just a bummer.

895
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 3: I'm always making really dark jokes and they're just like

896
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:36,840
Speaker 3: you know, And I just was like, oh, I hate

897
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 3: this world, and so I just stopped yep completely, Well

898
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 3: this is.

899
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 2: I had a very similar experience where it's like, well,

900
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 2: they're all dorks. Why do I want to be part

901
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:45,280
Speaker 2: of this community?

902
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 3: It's really Yeah, I was like, nobody's doing what I

903
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 3: think they should, which was also another problem I had

904
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,439
Speaker 3: control but there and then I didn't do anything acting

905
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:57,359
Speaker 3: wise until I was like thirty, right, right, So for

906
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 3: a very long time, the people who did the acting

907
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 3: made me not able to act, and it's their fault

908
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 3: that I'm not more successful.

909
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? You've got a list

910
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 2: of names, have a whole.

911
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 3: I certainly do. And I had to write it down

912
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:12,839
Speaker 3: because I'm not going to remember it.

913
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 2: You losers. Have you followed any of their life paths

914
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 2: of that?

915
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 3: Actually, I went to high school with Josh Hartnett.

916
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:26,839
Speaker 2: Total loser, so a huge and I love.

917
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 3: I have to say, like, I love his career path

918
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 3: because he was like doing the Hollywood heart drub circuit.

919
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 3: And then I think I don't know him personally, but

920
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 3: I think he was like, like I always wanted to

921
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 3: be a serious actor, So instead of doing this, I'm

922
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 3: going to just not do this anymore and just take

923
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 3: my money and run. And he just went back to

924
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 3: live in Minneapolis for a long time, and like.

925
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 2: What was he doing back there?

926
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 3: Just bought a house, hanging out being chill. And then

927
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 3: he started acting. And when he's older, because he's like

928
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 3: now I can skip. And then he was an Oppenheimer.

929
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 3: That's right, Forgod, what a genius.

930
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:04,320
Speaker 2: He's having a retinaissance.

931
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,400
Speaker 3: Yes, I think people from Minnesota. I will say this

932
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 3: for Minnesotans, we are anti We cannot not we have

933
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:11,399
Speaker 3: to be down to earth.

934
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 2: Sure, you'll never make a choice.

935
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:17,919
Speaker 3: You'll never make a high falutin person out of Minnesotan's

936
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 3: We've had too much hot dish.

937
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 2: There's one of them out there that's feeling very unseen

938
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:22,760
Speaker 2: right now.

939
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 3: And so they should be unseen, in visible. Nothing for you.

940
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,879
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think anybody that like what we got?

941
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 3: We got what? Who is from Minnesota? That's a reason, Dylan, No,

942
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 3: it's not from Minnesota, Prince Prince.

943
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 2: But Prince feels down to earth to me. I recently

944
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 2: learned he loved Doritos, cool Ranch Doritos, Prince Prince, all.

945
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 3: Of Bob Dylan, Bob Dylan, Yeah, the most down to

946
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 3: earth John William Scott.

947
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 2: Okay, Breckon Meyer, breck and Meyer Okay, yeah, Josh are

948
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 2: not a lot of people. Yeah, that's a there's a

949
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 2: big gap between Prince and breck and Meier. No offense

950
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:09,320
Speaker 2: to anybody, No offense to Prince.

951
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 3: Breckenbaya, who is a person in the Wales. But so yeah,

952
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 3: Prince used to travel go around with bodyguards, but he

953
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 3: would just do normal stuff. So he would go to

954
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 3: this movie theater by my house with all these bodyguards.

955
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 3: Oh my god, and he was the small one, and

956
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 3: there's all these bodyguards around him, and they would just

957
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 3: like wander around and be like like he was the best.

958
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,400
Speaker 3: I grew up really close to where he grew up.

959
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what an honor. I just adore him.

960
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 3: I'm glad he bestowed upon me. Wow chose, he chooses everybody. Yeah,

961
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 3: of course, so to live in this very low run neighborhood.

962
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 2: Well, is there anything left to say about my gorgeous

963
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 2: new piece of jeweler or what is it? A diamond crystal?

964
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it's a diamond, I personally diamond. Did

965
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 2: you ever see the Hope diamond in person? Yes? I

966
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,879
Speaker 2: bought it for you, Thank you, and that'll be coming later.

967
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:04,800
Speaker 2: You're shipping.

968
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 3: That's what it is, Smith, what that is?

969
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:09,919
Speaker 2: This feels like it's like ten size the time ten

970
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 2: size of the Hope Diamond. I remember being like, oh,

971
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 2: that's the biggest diamond.

972
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 3: I paid too much.

973
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 2: Then, I feel like the Hope diamond was really the

974
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 2: size of a walnut or something. But I remember just

975
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 2: being like thinking it was gonna be like a ductail's

976
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 2: size diamond, and then it was like, oh, that it

977
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 2: can fit in like a.

978
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 3: I saw the Crown jewels in the Tower of London.

979
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 2: Uh huh, Okay, they're kind of big. I guess it's

980
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 2: all kind of subjective.

981
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean those are You're in a little tower,

982
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 3: so maybe it seems.

983
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,319
Speaker 2: They put you in a very small tower.

984
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 6: Remembering forced perspective we've established, well, I think it's time

985
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:55,760
Speaker 6: to play a game on a leases today.

986
00:47:56,360 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 2: What is today? Gift Master on Alesha's really help?

987
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 3: That's mischievous face.

988
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 2: Okay, I need a number between one and ten from

989
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 2: you me, yes, oh boy eight? Okay, I have to

990
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 2: do some light calculating to get our game pieces right. Difficult.

991
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 2: It's going to be very difficult. I like hear me moaning.

992
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,399
Speaker 2: Right now, you can promote, recommend, do whatever you want

993
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 2: with a microphone. I don't care. Oh, I'll be right back.

994
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,359
Speaker 3: For the listeners. He has just run into the pit

995
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 3: with the children and is always tearing one out of

996
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 3: there by the hair. I guess he picks every day.

997
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:37,879
Speaker 3: He has to pick one that he likes and save them.

998
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:42,799
Speaker 3: So I have a show on Netflix and sci Fi

999
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 3: and Peacock called Resident Alien. If you haven't seen it,

1000
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:49,239
Speaker 3: I wish that you would watch out for it and

1001
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 3: then watch it. I also have started my own podcast,

1002
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 3: is that okay?

1003
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 2: To promote on here?

1004
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do it anyway, always back, and it's called

1005
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:02,799
Speaker 3: Mostly Fans. I started it a long time ago, but

1006
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 3: I decided I was going to make it into a

1007
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 3: podcast for comedians about fashion sort of.

1008
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 2: Is that a good branding? Is that good?

1009
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:17,320
Speaker 3: I'm just working on it now, but anyway, Mostlyfans dot net.

1010
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 3: If you want to check out that podcast, I.

1011
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 2: Hope that you do.

1012
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 3: And in the meantime, take care out there.

1013
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 2: Okay, I had a very hard time again blame American airlines,

1014
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 2: anti American, anti American. Excellent job promoting and recommending listener,

1015
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 2: seek out, seek those things out this Yeah, I stream

1016
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 2: on twitch? Do I forget to say that? But you

1017
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 2: get what do you stream on Twitch? Right now?

1018
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 3: I'm playing Zelda Tears of the Kingdom. I love such

1019
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 3: a good game of the year. I think, oh absolutely,

1020
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 3: maybe the game of the last five years? Oh so good? Well,

1021
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 3: don't Animal Crossing new horizons?

1022
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 2: That was I need to give Animal Crossing. I'm more

1023
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:05,280
Speaker 2: of a you know, a like a Stardow Valley Harvest

1024
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,319
Speaker 2: moon type person. I need a little bit more of

1025
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 2: a thing to need to do. Okay, I'm gonna try stardoo.

1026
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 2: Your life will get sucked away.

1027
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 3: People are saying about starting We will take over anyway. Yeh.

1028
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 3: Stream on Twitch Tuesdays and Fridays.

1029
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 2: It's a good time. She'll hang out, all right. This

1030
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 2: is how we play gift Master. I'm gonna name three

1031
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:27,359
Speaker 2: celebrities and three gifts, three things you can give away,

1032
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 2: and you're gonna tell me which celebrity you'll give which

1033
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 2: gift and why does that make perpose?

1034
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:35,280
Speaker 3: Yes, I hope I know everybody.

1035
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 2: I hope you do too, but if you don't, we

1036
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 2: can always explain. Okay, I basically know the I know

1037
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 2: all three of these people. Okay. Number one is Jen Shaw.

1038
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:47,879
Speaker 2: Do you know who this is? Okay's incredible and it's

1039
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 2: a shame that she's now in prison. It took her

1040
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 2: this long to get into the game, and now she's

1041
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 2: in jail. She was a real housewive of Salt Lake City.

1042
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 2: She defrauded a lot of senior citizens.

1043
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 3: She was like, I care a lot, lady, Oh, I

1044
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 3: care a lot.

1045
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 2: Oh that was some frauding them within their homes or whatever.

1046
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:12,879
Speaker 2: This was a phone banking. She's an number two kit

1047
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 2: Harrington who plays Shawn Snow. Yes, I'm not sure what

1048
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:20,919
Speaker 2: he's doing now elderly, he had someone had to take over.

1049
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 2: And number three is a net betting Okay, of course

1050
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 2: we know it net benning.

1051
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:26,399
Speaker 3: Yes.

1052
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,440
Speaker 2: The three gifts you're going to be giving away are

1053
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 2: number one a dire warning, so you'll be giving them

1054
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:35,759
Speaker 2: a dire warning about something. Number two energy efficient windows.

1055
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,239
Speaker 2: We all need them. And number three is a sock

1056
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:42,319
Speaker 2: full of batteries. Which will you be giving to?

1057
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 1: Who?

1058
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 2: And why? Oh?

1059
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 3: Ask questions about the gifts. Of course qualifiers is the

1060
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 3: is the sock full of batteries? Are they used up?

1061
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 3: Or are they full power?

1062
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:52,879
Speaker 2: That's up to you actually, as the gift giver.

1063
00:51:53,200 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 3: Okay, both two, actually three very environmentally forward gifts.

1064
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 2: That's very interesting. It's care first, it's a very ghost

1065
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 2: future present yeah, fast and future.

1066
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 3: Well. The first the first thing that occurs to me

1067
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 3: is if I could put energy efficient windows into a prison,

1068
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:22,400
Speaker 3: I will. That would be a cool thing to do.

1069
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 2: That's a great idea because.

1070
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 3: They don't have a lot of windows, I don't think,

1071
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 3: not enough daylight, so you wouldn't have to spend a

1072
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 3: lot of money, and then it would be easier to

1073
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:36,760
Speaker 3: heat and cool the facility, right, which.

1074
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 2: I'm sure is a problem. Sure, you know, and anything that.

1075
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 3: Makes lives easier for those people who are incarcerated. I

1076
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 3: want you to know. I'm very I'm on the right

1077
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:52,440
Speaker 3: side of everything. Okay, I'm not getting canceled. Nobody come

1078
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 3: for me, bibes, come for me, try me.

1079
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 2: Okay.

1080
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 3: I will apologize so hard if I have ensed anyone anyway.

1081
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:03,319
Speaker 3: So that would be Jen's gift. I think if she,

1082
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:06,360
Speaker 3: especially if she gets to look out one wow, because

1083
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 3: looking on a window is a great way to contemplate

1084
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:09,359
Speaker 3: your wrong thing.

1085
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:12,120
Speaker 2: That's true a rainy day. You're just looking out thinking

1086
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 2: those senior citizens that will go to the grave without

1087
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 2: their money.

1088
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I'm just saying senior citizens generally wrong side

1089
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,800
Speaker 3: of history, right, because there are a lot of racists,

1090
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 3: so a little bit, I'm not one hundred percent like

1091
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:27,839
Speaker 3: I think probably gen defrauded a lot of racists, and

1092
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 3: I do like that.

1093
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 2: So that's for her.

1094
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 3: I think I'm going to give a net the sock

1095
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 3: full of batteries. It's a gut thing. Okay, it's a

1096
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:40,959
Speaker 3: gut thing. I don't think that a net betting would

1097
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:46,319
Speaker 3: be too offended, especially if they're rechargeable, but even if not,

1098
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 3: like she'd be like, I feel like a net Betting

1099
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:52,280
Speaker 3: in her element is sort of somebody who's like maybe

1100
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:55,919
Speaker 3: a Tibetan prayer flag, you know, and she's like, oh, yeah,

1101
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:57,680
Speaker 3: I can put these in the door with the thing,

1102
00:53:57,719 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 3: you know. I feel like she's a putterer.

1103
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,839
Speaker 2: Ely has a drawer fall of.

1104
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 3: Batteries, yes, and she's like a sock that will fit

1105
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:07,760
Speaker 3: in nicely here and she just squishes it into the junk.

1106
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 2: Drawer where its organized.

1107
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 1: It.

1108
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't see a net Betting as somebody whose

1109
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:15,840
Speaker 3: home is like immaculate but not filthy. No, it's not.

1110
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:16,880
Speaker 2: It's it's pleasant.

1111
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:20,880
Speaker 3: It's got a lot of sort of bear or treated wood,

1112
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 3: you know, not too much. We're not it's not a

1113
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 3: Victorian mansion, but I'm thinking it's got nice exposed beams.

1114
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:33,040
Speaker 3: But also, you know, the TV is not not huge, right,

1115
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:36,840
Speaker 3: there's a lot of years old, a lot of different

1116
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:41,000
Speaker 3: kinds of tea in an house earthy, and what if

1117
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,920
Speaker 3: it's you know, you know, you have a sock that's

1118
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 3: like a nice sock that's like handmade or something, and

1119
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 3: you're like well, I can't find the other one.

1120
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:50,280
Speaker 2: I guess I have to throw the sock away batteries.

1121
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 2: Fill it with batteries, of course, and I think.

1122
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:56,400
Speaker 3: She'd appreciate that. So then Kid is getting the warning.

1123
00:54:57,080 --> 00:55:01,200
Speaker 2: Oh boy, which interesting, which I I'm betting here.

1124
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:04,239
Speaker 3: Well, the reason I picked that is because I think

1125
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 3: of hot guys like that as just needing a little

1126
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 3: bit of extra protection.

1127
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:09,400
Speaker 1: Oh.

1128
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 3: You know, they probably go about their lives getting doors

1129
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 3: opened for them, and then when they get to a

1130
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:19,239
Speaker 3: certain level of fame, it's like, I just worry. He

1131
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 3: seems so nice, he seems like such a sweet and

1132
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 3: I'm so just forgiving and sweet and like a little

1133
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:29,280
Speaker 3: bit maybe naive. So I I would just be like, Kid,

1134
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:31,400
Speaker 3: watch up, I need you to watch your back a

1135
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:31,839
Speaker 3: little bit.

1136
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:36,279
Speaker 2: Protect, okay, protect protect the Kit. I feel like you've

1137
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:39,360
Speaker 2: fully just read the John Snow character on to Kit Harrington.

1138
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:43,760
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe, but that's you know, he had to access

1139
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 3: he had to access something with it. We all do.

1140
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 2: As when we act, and when we act.

1141
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 3: It's it's a dire warning for Kit. And maybe it's

1142
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:53,560
Speaker 3: just something about a choking hazard, you know, But I

1143
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,839
Speaker 3: want I would like him to be around a little

1144
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:56,320
Speaker 3: bit longer.

1145
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:59,680
Speaker 2: So yeah, I think that that's absolutely perfect. I think

1146
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 2: that you really thought about these celebrities in a way

1147
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 2: that they haven't been we've they haven't been seen before.

1148
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 2: You've made Jenna hero. You made a net the earthy

1149
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:13,800
Speaker 2: aunt that we all want her to be. Yes, and uh,

1150
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:17,319
Speaker 2: you know, Kid's gonna be fine. Kid's gonna be.

1151
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 3: Fine, fine, Kid's gonna be all right.

1152
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:23,360
Speaker 2: The kids are all right. Wow, speaking of a net Benning.

1153
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:24,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow.

1154
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:28,319
Speaker 2: I mean the way that these things come together, it's incredible.

1155
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:32,640
Speaker 2: Life is amazing. This is the final segment of the podcast.

1156
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 2: It's called I Said No Emails. People write into I

1157
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:39,040
Speaker 2: Said No gifts at gmail dot com desperate for answers, Okay,

1158
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:42,560
Speaker 2: even a clue to navigate their world. That's what they

1159
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:44,880
Speaker 2: need from us. Will you help me answer a question?

1160
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 3: I love to give unsolicited advice and my second favorite

1161
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:50,200
Speaker 3: is solicited perfect.

1162
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 2: So this is kind of in between. Yeah, Bridger and Guest,

1163
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 2: I can't do this without you. In the last few months,

1164
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,239
Speaker 2: I've become friends with the guy in my in my

1165
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:02,920
Speaker 2: Rex Sports league. We see each other regularly at the matches,

1166
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:05,640
Speaker 2: but we've only hung out once outside the context of

1167
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 2: our league. He has now invited me and a teammate

1168
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:12,480
Speaker 2: to his boyfriend's housewarming slash birthday party. My teammate and

1169
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 2: I have never met his boyfriend and know literally nothing

1170
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 2: about him. I only know the boyfriend exists because I

1171
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:21,560
Speaker 2: one time asked, are you gay? Because there's no other

1172
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 2: gay people in our league. Other than that, the boyfriend

1173
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 2: is essentially a ghost. One more thing, my friend doesn't

1174
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:31,200
Speaker 2: live with him, so we're just going to a total

1175
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 2: stranger's home. Every one of these emails feels like one

1176
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 2: of those math problems you have in sixth grade where

1177
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:38,480
Speaker 2: you have to There's like who is this person? And

1178
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 2: how do they get in the train at what time?

1179
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 2: Why is there so much so there are people involved

1180
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 2: on the invite. He expressed twice that guests do not

1181
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 2: have to bring anything. His insistence feels like a challenge.

1182
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,280
Speaker 2: What should I bring to establish that I am not

1183
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 2: intimidated by his rules or home ownership? Additional context, before

1184
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 2: I knew about the boyfriend, I had a passing crush

1185
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:06,000
Speaker 2: on my friend. It's okay if this gift also says

1186
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 2: I'm not rooting for you to break up, but I

1187
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 2: wouldn't mind if it happened naturally and amicably. Do you

1188
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 2: say amicably or amicably? It's amicably amicably amicably. Yeah, thanks

1189
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 2: for all your help, Kevin. Okay, So, just to try

1190
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 2: to clear this up, Kevin is in a sports league

1191
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 2: with a man who he assumed was gay, knew he

1192
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:27,520
Speaker 2: was gay.

1193
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:30,000
Speaker 3: Asked if he was vibed to be gay.

1194
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 2: It was vibes that are gay. Clearly a straight man

1195
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:35,360
Speaker 2: who is now afraid he said in the moment, Yes,

1196
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 2: I'm gay, and is now living a gay life. Is

1197
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:40,120
Speaker 2: that what we're getting at here? Did he make him gay?

1198
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:43,040
Speaker 2: He made him gay because the man was too polite

1199
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 2: to say no, went out and got a boyfriend, went

1200
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:46,920
Speaker 2: out and got a boyfriend, and now it's a whole

1201
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:49,560
Speaker 2: life he's living. He's so confused his boyfriend.

1202
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:51,080
Speaker 3: He seems happy. He's met a homeowner.

1203
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:55,200
Speaker 2: So that's good, a homeowner. That's true. Here's what I'm getting.

1204
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 3: I feel like the guy is with this guy that

1205
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 3: he's inviting you over. If you're inviting people that have

1206
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 3: never met the boyfriend to the home, you're trying to

1207
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:07,400
Speaker 3: show off that home. Oh so you're dating the home.

1208
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 2: You've fallen in. It's one of those objects sexual.

1209
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:14,240
Speaker 3: I think that this guy is dating because of the house,

1210
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:19,440
Speaker 3: and he's actually vibing with the teammate. I think that

1211
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:22,520
Speaker 3: they actually have a thing. So either open up their

1212
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:27,040
Speaker 3: relationship guy dating the homeowner, or stop this. Stop you're

1213
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:32,000
Speaker 3: flirting because it's making our friend crazy. And in terms

1214
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:36,480
Speaker 3: of what to bring, I would say something like, I

1215
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:40,920
Speaker 3: don't want to say like a sheer shirt, you know,

1216
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 3: like a like a sport, like a mesh foot. Is

1217
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 3: there a way you could go on fan or fan

1218
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:50,400
Speaker 3: Zone or one of those like sports websites.

1219
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 2: I had to leave him dot com or had to

1220
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:52,960
Speaker 2: get away from him dot com and.

1221
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:58,360
Speaker 3: Get like one of those like like really cheesy team

1222
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 3: sports like items of clothing. I got this tied iye

1223
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:07,080
Speaker 3: Dodgers shirt that is so cute and so chic, but

1224
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 3: it's like they sold it for five seconds. One of

1225
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:11,880
Speaker 3: those things. Maybe something like that. Because you're not both

1226
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:12,920
Speaker 3: in a sports league.

1227
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:15,479
Speaker 2: Right, I think you've probably talked about because the boy

1228
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 2: the homeowner is not in the sports league, and this

1229
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:20,560
Speaker 2: is the perfect way to wedge something in the relationship

1230
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:22,560
Speaker 2: we have in common you don't have in common with

1231
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:22,840
Speaker 2: you home.

1232
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 3: It should be something they've talked about in the homeown

1233
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:28,200
Speaker 3: and the what kind of sport did he say?

1234
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:31,440
Speaker 2: He didn't say, I mean it? Could we assume.

1235
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:34,479
Speaker 3: Here it's not golf. That's not a league, a golf league.

1236
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:38,640
Speaker 2: A few people golf within leagues. It's probably a volleyball.

1237
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:40,320
Speaker 3: Soccer, soccer, baseball.

1238
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,840
Speaker 2: Baseball top and you get into things like dodgeball.

1239
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:44,960
Speaker 3: It could be dodgeball.

1240
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,800
Speaker 2: Now we're just naming sportsball just fine curling.

1241
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:52,280
Speaker 3: So I'm on an adult directly, What is so this really?

1242
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:53,920
Speaker 3: I have a lot of.

1243
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:55,440
Speaker 2: Happened to you?

1244
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:56,640
Speaker 3: This could have happened to me?

1245
01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:58,840
Speaker 2: Could I was touched?

1246
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 3: There's a baseball league in LA called the Los Angeles

1247
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:08,320
Speaker 3: Baseball Federation that I'm a part of. Do you know

1248
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 3: the comedian River Butcher.

1249
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 2: Of course River's been on the podcast. Oh he did. Okay,

1250
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:17,720
Speaker 2: he's very stylish, but he's also on my league. Okay, great,

1251
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:19,400
Speaker 2: And this is a huge.

1252
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:23,200
Speaker 3: Hugely into baseball, much more of a jock than I

1253
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:25,040
Speaker 3: would ever qualify to be, just kind of one of

1254
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:28,240
Speaker 3: those guys that knows the stats, right, I mean, River knows.

1255
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:29,160
Speaker 2: A lot of stats.

1256
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:32,040
Speaker 3: I'm not a stat person as much, but I do

1257
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 3: say that there's a couple other people on my team

1258
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:36,680
Speaker 3: you might know, but like are my league. But it's

1259
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:40,160
Speaker 3: a large league, and so there's a lot of socialization.

1260
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:42,400
Speaker 3: There's a lot of like we do pick up games

1261
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:45,160
Speaker 3: between the you know, so you make friends and sometimes

1262
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:46,800
Speaker 3: there's flirtations between people.

1263
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:47,520
Speaker 2: Of course.

1264
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:52,000
Speaker 3: I met my love on the league. Yes, before we

1265
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 3: were this league, we actually met. We're on separate teams

1266
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:55,800
Speaker 3: and we met.

1267
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:59,520
Speaker 2: Wow, this guy has so many hobbies.

1268
01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:04,000
Speaker 3: I know he's very sporting, good for Yeah, that's amazing. Well,

1269
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:04,840
Speaker 3: it's a career.

1270
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:08,640
Speaker 2: He is a musician, but it must have started as

1271
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:10,680
Speaker 2: a hobby. Yeah.

1272
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:13,360
Speaker 3: Oh, I think he grew up in a music family.

1273
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:15,120
Speaker 3: So it's like one of those things like you're got

1274
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:16,840
Speaker 3: to going to the family business and it's like.

1275
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:21,960
Speaker 2: You know, but but yeah, so I get this.

1276
01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:25,800
Speaker 3: I get the rec league. It's a very because you're

1277
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:27,280
Speaker 3: getting physical with people.

1278
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:30,440
Speaker 2: You know, it's very hot, it's sweaty, it's a hot.

1279
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:33,720
Speaker 3: Good time. And you get the competition aspect, which is

1280
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:34,440
Speaker 3: always sexy.

1281
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:35,560
Speaker 2: I love this for you.

1282
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:38,840
Speaker 3: I'm so excited you're going to go too, and and

1283
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:41,120
Speaker 3: and maybe if you can bring a teammate. I don't

1284
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 3: know who they invited, but if it is somebody you

1285
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:45,040
Speaker 3: can confide in, because that will make it so much

1286
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:45,479
Speaker 3: more fun.

1287
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:49,080
Speaker 2: Oh yes, and what clearer sign to someone than to

1288
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:54,000
Speaker 2: go to their boyfriend's home. It's a birthday party for

1289
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:57,160
Speaker 2: the homeowner. It's a house warming party for the homeowner.

1290
01:02:57,400 --> 01:03:01,440
Speaker 2: And the person you're trying to attract is getting the

1291
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,640
Speaker 2: gift that's exclusively for them, has nothing to do with

1292
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:04,560
Speaker 2: the birthday or the house.

1293
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:07,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, because let's be honest, if you were over the crush,

1294
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:08,920
Speaker 3: you wouldn't have mentioned it.

1295
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 2: But you mentioned it.

1296
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:12,640
Speaker 3: We saw right through your email.

1297
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:16,880
Speaker 2: You purb and if all else fails, give a giant view.

1298
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:23,439
Speaker 2: I got a giant gym. That movie stressed me out,

1299
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:26,440
Speaker 2: still stresses me. No, it really hurt me.

1300
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:28,400
Speaker 3: I'll be doing fine. Then I'll be like, oh that

1301
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:30,360
Speaker 3: movie exists that stressful.

1302
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:35,960
Speaker 2: Well, we answered Kevin's question perfectly. The homeowner is now

1303
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:39,280
Speaker 2: living alone again more.

1304
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:42,880
Speaker 3: Is boyfriendless certainly, or is not, or you know, maybe

1305
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:43,360
Speaker 3: has moved on.

1306
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:45,360
Speaker 2: Or this straight man that had been living a lie

1307
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 2: has now been unleashed and now who knows what's going on?

1308
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:53,720
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Kevin is terrorizing the straight community. And

1309
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:54,280
Speaker 2: we love that.

1310
01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:59,000
Speaker 3: We do. We love that gay find a way, Gay

1311
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:00,920
Speaker 3: finds a way.

1312
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:07,680
Speaker 2: Answered perfectly, Kevin, don't write back in Oh, Alice, Alice, Alice, Alice.

1313
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:08,600
Speaker 2: I love my gift.

1314
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:09,439
Speaker 1: I'm so glad.

1315
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:11,360
Speaker 2: I'm going I'm gonna just hold this around the house.

1316
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:11,760
Speaker 3: This is.

1317
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:15,320
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take this to coffee shops and just sit

1318
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:16,720
Speaker 2: there and kind of.

1319
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:19,240
Speaker 3: I will have you're already twirling it like a pro.

1320
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:23,920
Speaker 3: You should take it to the jewelry district and be like,

1321
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:26,480
Speaker 3: do you have a setting for Oh? Not this, Sorry,

1322
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:27,240
Speaker 3: I'm just holding this.

1323
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:30,440
Speaker 2: Sorry, it was loose in my purse. I've got so

1324
01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:34,560
Speaker 2: many of these things. I absolutely love it. It's gorgeous.

1325
01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:36,680
Speaker 2: No one can take it from me. Someone will have

1326
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:39,320
Speaker 2: to plan a heist. Oh, to be the victim of

1327
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:41,720
Speaker 2: a heist.

1328
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:44,160
Speaker 3: To be somebody who just lives in a normal house,

1329
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:46,480
Speaker 3: and you have to have there is a heist because

1330
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:49,960
Speaker 3: of this, and you have to you have to the

1331
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:51,680
Speaker 3: problem with this gift is you have to put lasers

1332
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:53,720
Speaker 3: in now. Oh absolutely, And that sucks.

1333
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:56,360
Speaker 2: It sucks, but it's also very sexy.

1334
01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:58,640
Speaker 3: It is because Tom Cruise is gonna come through.

1335
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:04,880
Speaker 2: It's going to lower from my two feet down. Thank

1336
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:09,880
Speaker 2: you so much for being here. Wonderful time and listener, Oh,

1337
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:12,479
Speaker 2: the podcast is over. My body has made it through

1338
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:18,160
Speaker 2: American Airlines loses. They didn't win, they tried to win

1339
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:22,440
Speaker 2: and they lost. I'm still standing. We're all still standing.

1340
01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:26,960
Speaker 2: Time to move on. The podcast is over. Goodbye, I

1341
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:35,240
Speaker 2: love you, goodbye. I said, No Gifts is an exactly

1342
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:39,000
Speaker 2: right production. It's produced by our dear friend Analise Nilson,

1343
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:42,240
Speaker 2: and it's beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday. And we couldn't

1344
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:46,080
Speaker 2: do it without our guest booker, Patrick Kottner. The theme song,

1345
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:50,320
Speaker 2: of course, could only come from miracle worker Amy Mann.

1346
01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:53,840
Speaker 2: You must follow the show on Instagram. At I said

1347
01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:56,240
Speaker 2: no Gifts, I don't want to hear any excuses. That's

1348
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:58,320
Speaker 2: where you get to see pictures of all these gorgeous

1349
01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:00,360
Speaker 2: gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to seeatures of

1350
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:00,880
Speaker 2: the gifts.

1351
01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:09,840
Speaker 1: But I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

1352
01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:16,240
Speaker 1: But you're a guess to my home. You gotta come

1353
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:22,000
Speaker 1: to me empty, And I said, no guests. Your own

1354
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:29,280
Speaker 1: presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff, So

1355
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:32,320
Speaker 1: how did you dare to surbey me