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Speaker 2: Got to go to school. A god damn like whise.

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Speaker 2: Little boy smell like musk.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't.

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Speaker 2: Chips in your kalas racists money. She's turning stuff. I

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Speaker 2: can't tell me the truth about him, Ronie.

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Speaker 1: She's a sweet old girl about the sweetest little girl

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Speaker 2: She makes the toughest homeboy fall deep in love.

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Speaker 1: And once you had Aroni, you will never give her up.

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Speaker 1: Welcome Little Mama's and gentiles will like to another phenomenal

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Speaker 1: episode of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 4: You Ain't Crazy, the podcast where we DiPT deep deep

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Speaker 4: into the pockets of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 1: And we ain't on shit.

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Speaker 2: We ain't doing nothing, not one day of our life.

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Speaker 2: We will try some day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, one day.

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Speaker 2: That's the promise to you, is one of these days

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Speaker 2: we're gonna try our best and it's gonna be cool.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna or it's gonna be disappointing. That's really the worry.

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Speaker 2: I think I'm over selling when I say cool, Okay,

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Speaker 2: I think I'm trying to pitch up. Yeah, yeah we can.

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Speaker 2: We can make this cool one day. I bet.

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Speaker 1: I worry that if we get enough money to fulfill

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Speaker 1: our dreams, our fans will find out how lame we

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Speaker 1: actually are. Yes, Like, oh, David's just a guy who

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Speaker 2: Wait, so this nigga's the same, but he's wearing a cape.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that's cool to me. I'm like, wow, no,

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Speaker 1: is their doctor Sebby. Yeah, this is see.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and the results would be the same.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, people gonna die die?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Fuck ism that crazy? That's fun. Yeah, because all they're

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Speaker 2: both just being like, man, we should all just be

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Speaker 1: And that's how they draw you in. But then they're

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Speaker 1: also like, potatoes cure cancer, and you're like.

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Speaker 1: It's like, I trust Western medaw this sounds crazy to say,

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Speaker 2: But see what what I think turns into this dangerous

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Speaker 2: You don't need that vaccine, brother, you don't need to

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Speaker 3: Doesn't make the most sense because he's talking about like

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Speaker 2: And in fact, I'm really I'm a really big fan

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Speaker 3: It's like, potatoes can cure cancer, but you will not

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Speaker 1: It was just crazy because you don't think about like

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's a hystereo.

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Speaker 2: It's true, right, It's not even that I don't like them.

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Speaker 2: Heard yet something you could not have done. That's not

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Speaker 3: You have to find everything that your insurance can get you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Just get it and it made my life better.

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Speaker 2: Nutritionists are covered under this under SAGGA and or yes,

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Speaker 3: I'm about to I'm about to get a nutrition sunglasses, sunglasses.

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Speaker 3: Terrible medicine, beautiful skin, fantastic.

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Speaker 2: Brother, brother. It is it is poison is the longest

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Speaker 3: Like that is one of my friends who's a nurse.

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Speaker 3: I don't like to double up, but that women, it

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Speaker 2: It's like the only until until until all like the

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Speaker 2: ozempic until the ozempic craze. Accutane was like the only

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Speaker 2: It is a cure for the ailment you have.

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Speaker 2: No, they you can't take it past like six months

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Speaker 2: You motherfuckers I hate, but but I still have to

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Speaker 2: The goddamn hit the studio Dwayne Perkins, everybody.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Beautiful intro thanks for having me. We've talked a lot

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Speaker 2: of ship already, but you came with the conspiracy theory

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Speaker 2: mama told me barbers have to be homophobic. You only

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Speaker 3: Rang it down because that was about when my ask

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Speaker 3: that is true, and I think it's true. Tell all

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Speaker 3: the years that I've been to my I have barbers

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Speaker 1: You you ours are, but we still want to hear.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, you you.

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Speaker 2: Have had about how many barbers do you think in

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Speaker 3: Probably upwards of like twenty thirty? Whoa, because I like

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Speaker 1: Use your hair braided in the barbershop or a salon?

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Speaker 2: No, usually a woman does my braiding.

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Speaker 1: Like how they have the woman in the barbershop who's braiding?

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Speaker 3: No, I usually like it's usually in a salon. Okay,

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Speaker 3: and then I go get like a lineup right, Oh

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Speaker 3: you go to separate businesses? Yeah, okay, I have so

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Speaker 3: much homophobia in my life.

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Speaker 1: You've got dermatologists. You got two people who do his hair.

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Speaker 2: You do two stops just to just to get that

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Speaker 2: that's all done. It's about vibes. Have the right vibe.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think barbershops are like historically.

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Speaker 2: Thirty thirty barbers You twenty to thirty barbers you've had

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Speaker 2: if not all of them, homophobia absolutely, holy shit, or

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Speaker 2: at least fainting. Yeah, right, right, right, how much we've

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Speaker 2: I just no. Yeah, man, I can't wait to try it. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I pretending to understand football a goddamn thing. Brons. This

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Speaker 3: I would say barbershops are similar because I play football

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Speaker 3: why homophobia is I think that barbershops like football teams

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd say that's very fair. Yeah, I'd say that's

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Speaker 2: So you have to have homophobia as like a counter.

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Speaker 3: If it's not there, I think then they will all

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Speaker 2: Oh you're saying that the intimacy of the barbershop would

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Speaker 3: Absolutely because there's not many environments where a man is

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I told you I took a white white guy to

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Speaker 1: never had He was like, he was like, I never

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Speaker 2: He was like surprise, you know what yesterday.

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Speaker 10: The way you tell that story, I always picture him

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Speaker 10: turning down the radio, you know what I mean, Like

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Speaker 10: y'all like driving together and and he's like, hey, can

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Speaker 3: And that's what the experience would be all the time. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: so they have to be like hey.

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Speaker 1: Yay, yeah, well he's just massaging your hair.

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Speaker 2: And the more you the more you spend with time

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Speaker 3: Like that, come on, yeah he's nobody's delicate.

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Speaker 1: Come on, nobody touches my face that much. Nobody that

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Speaker 1: I'm not having sex with Exactly.

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Speaker 3: If the homophobia wasn't there, it would be a bath house.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, damn that, Atlanta, get on it. That's what I

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Speaker 1: think is gas barbershop, Gas barbershop.

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Speaker 2: There's a porn like gay porn that's like in that round.

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Speaker 3: Me because like that, Now, before you tell us about

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Speaker 2: Also, is it a parody of the movie BARBERSHOPO? Good question?

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Speaker 11: Is there a cedric in this? He's just watching that's

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Speaker 2: Michael's.

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Speaker 3: I think there's there's not like a far jump from

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Speaker 1: Have to shout to Alex English whoys a bit about it.

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Speaker 1: But it's like then we all have to admit we

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Speaker 2: I don't think I've heard people talk about this a lot,

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Speaker 2: Are you privy to how bar speak about gay men

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Speaker 2: What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: I have always heard barber's talking shit for their gay clients,

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Speaker 1: Like they're talking about gay guys walk cut and gay.

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Speaker 6: No.

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Speaker 2: I'm saying that, like they'll see their gay client coming

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think I've experienced that personally.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, i'd be like you talking to No, they don't

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Speaker 2: say it to them. Oh, there's always when the doors

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Speaker 3: Oh, I think like that's what they like. They're making

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Speaker 1: Yes, y'all know I just love money.

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Speaker 2: Just so y'all know. I don't like this. This is

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Speaker 2: this is not the beginning of my journey. I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: Nobody's saying nothing, but in my head if I heard that,

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Speaker 3: I'd be like Nigga's Gary. Yeah, you really thinking about

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Speaker 3: like how can I not be affected by this?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 3: I just don't think about things that Like I don't

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Speaker 2: Like, yes, and.

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Speaker 1: That's the difference between you and I.

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Speaker 2: I do think. I do think if I were leaving

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Speaker 1: Did you ever like going did you ever go with

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Speaker 1: and you be in there for like six hours.

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Speaker 2: It's a bummer. Yeah, terrible.

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Speaker 1: It's a specific smell.

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Speaker 2: One time, this is this is maybe one of my

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Speaker 2: She wasn't working on it as a skill at all.

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00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 2: This was purely a choice of function and not a

440
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,439
Speaker 2: man in the household. So here we go. I'm not

441
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 2: about to sit down in a barber shop, so you

442
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,199
Speaker 2: this what you're gonna get till you figure out this

443
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:55,119
Speaker 2: is a mistake. That was the energy. But my cousin

444
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,119
Speaker 2: cut my hair one summer and I came back with

445
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 2: a fly ass haircut, and my mom liked it so

446
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 2: much much that she wanted the same haircut. So my mom,

447
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 2: I did. I swear to God I'm boiling as I'm

448
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:16,159
Speaker 2: telling you. You're right, it's so traumatic for me. My

449
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 2: mom wanted the same haircut, and then she went to

450
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 2: like fucking supercuts to get the same haircut because she

451
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:26,120
Speaker 2: just didn't know where else to go for the ship

452
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:30,639
Speaker 2: and went to like a local ass whatever and asked

453
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 2: them to do this haircut on a black woman's hair.

454
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:36,879
Speaker 2: And then they did bad. Of course, they fucked it

455
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 2: up bad. And then she called me over because she's already.

456
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 3: Yelling at them, she's already cussing them out. And then

457
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 3: she called me over to be like, how does it look? No,

458
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 3: how does it tell? Tell me what you think of this?

459
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 1: I'm like eight, this is a hard memory, bro.

460
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 3: I didn't know that I could say anything bad in

461
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 3: front of an adult who tried, so I went, it's fine,

462
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:11,919
Speaker 3: and she cussed me the fuck out in.

463
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 8: Front of the man because the man needed to know

464
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 8: that he did a bad job.

465
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,639
Speaker 2: He did not support her, and then I didn't hold

466
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 2: her on the side of the I think about it

467
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 2: so much. Yeah, no, this is dang, y'all said each other.

468
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 2: I got and.

469
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:40,760
Speaker 12: Shame on you for shaming me. History will remember your choice.

470
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 12: You're a nasty person. History will remember you this way.

471
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 12: I was, I was a victim. There was no other

472
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,400
Speaker 12: version of this. I had been getting.

473
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:56,120
Speaker 2: Ass haircut after ass haircut after ass haircut, so much

474
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,879
Speaker 2: so that my cousin, who's not a barber for real,

475
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 2: he just knows how to cut hair, made me look

476
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 2: like a halfway decent person. And then she wanted to

477
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 2: replicate that and then got mad.

478
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,959
Speaker 3: At me only because you lied to her face.

479
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,920
Speaker 2: I didn't. I was, I was a victim.

480
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,159
Speaker 3: She said, you already saw she was mad. She cursed,

481
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 3: and you saw it. It looked like your haircut, but it

482
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 3: looked like all the haircuts I had up to that point.

483
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,679
Speaker 3: Oh so you were like, that's a good it was.

484
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 3: You said, this is what you deserve.

485
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:31,159
Speaker 1: This. You know you are making the villain a little bit.

486
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 2: That's crazy.

487
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 3: You're a bad person. I regret inviting you here. I'm

488
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 3: just saying I understand. I thought I could open up.

489
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 2: And share something truly true about myself.

490
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 3: And Dwayne said, how about we reinterpret this, and maybe

491
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,919
Speaker 3: you should free yourself from the narrative that you've created

492
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 3: well and adopt this other one to really read.

493
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,399
Speaker 2: So that is not a traumatizing. You're saying that my

494
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 2: holocaust didn't have six million hair follicles the way I claim.

495
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna playing a dirty game.

496
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 2: This feels wild to me. I'm in so much pain.

497
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,440
Speaker 2: Did you learn something from that moment?

498
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 3: Did you keep lying.

499
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 2: To people's faces about their appearances. I will say that

500
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 2: I certainly did grow from that moment, and I don't

501
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 2: think that that growth was intentional. But I do think

502
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,880
Speaker 2: that I found growth inside of that moment. And and

503
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 2: I imagine the hurt that you're causing me now I'll

504
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 2: similarly grow from. But I don't think that that makes

505
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 2: what you're doing okay.

506
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 3: I definitely think you were a victim, but I can

507
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 3: also victimize.

508
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 2: Hurt people.

509
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: Hurt people.

510
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 2: Bad haircuts create bad haircuts.

511
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 1: But you were a child and she was an adult.

512
00:28:56,520 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 2: Let's take a break, Let's take a right. I think

513
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 2: I think everybody just needs a cool down moment. I

514
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 2: think everybody could use a lab. Well, we're gonna take

515
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 2: a break. We're gonna be back more Dwayne Parkins More.

516
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 13: My mama told me, yeah, nigga, I created you, nigga

517
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 13: what God creates by help, and.

518
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 1: I helped us bring back this show.

519
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 2: That really felt like something my mom would say. I

520
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 2: feel like my mother to my kids, get fat, I

521
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 2: made you speech. I don't think they do.

522
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 1: What do you mean, like the like I brought you

523
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 1: in this world, I could take you out. I never

524
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 1: I never heard of a white person.

525
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 2: Talk about anything like that. Oh, you're saying that that

526
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 2: that the way he was speaking to his child is

527
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 2: not the way that white people do it.

528
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 1: No, I mean, he wasn't speaking to a child, but

529
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 1: like I mean, in general, you're but you're saying, are

530
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 1: you talking about thugs specifically?

531
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 2: Are you talking about like the Cosby version.

532
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 1: Of the Cosby version?

533
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 2: I got you he was speaking to THEO.

534
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 1: No, but that's what I'm saying. I don't think that.

535
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 1: I don't think white parents say that. I don't know.

536
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 2: My dad never said it to me. No, No, a

537
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 2: white parent, you you got secretly tucked away?

538
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, damn.

539
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 1: I car you do feel like you have like a

540
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: Caribbean flavor to you, and I've I've really been riding

541
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 1: that for some time.

542
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 2: I really I ain't russian to expose all my secrets.

543
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 2: You know, when I sit down with people.

544
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,959
Speaker 1: You passed the paperback tests. It's good enough for me.

545
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, we all got shamed, you know what I mean?

546
00:30:58,360 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 2: I mean.

547
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 10: You got this man worked it out insurance, Dwayne.

548
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 2: Do you think there is anything we can do about

549
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 2: the homophobia in a black barbershop? Is this a? Is

550
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 2: this in any way a solvable problem? Yes? WHOA.

551
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 3: I think that we have to let more men experiment

552
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 3: sexually then they can know if they actually really like

553
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,719
Speaker 3: it or not, so they don't have to fight so

554
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 3: hard to guess because I think there's a lot of

555
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 3: men who are like adamant about like fighting homophobia because

556
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 3: of the fear that they might be gay. But if

557
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 3: you just try some gay shit and really don't like it,

558
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 3: then you can kind of just sit in that said,

559
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 3: in that then you have some assuredness of just like,

560
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 3: oh I don't like that, but you experienced it, so

561
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 3: you know that, like, oh, it's not that deep, so

562
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 3: then you just like move on like a normal human.

563
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 3: Similar if you ate, like some kind of food you

564
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 3: don't like, you just like, oh I don't like that food,

565
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna get that again.

566
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 1: I think it's not as similar as we're talking, but

567
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 1: I think you have to be a lot braver to

568
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 1: try to experiment sexually than you do to like just

569
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 1: say we're talking about right now just in the world

570
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: is how it is. I think that's what it is.

571
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 1: It's like people don't have the bravery to experiment sexually.

572
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 2: But to this point, what if as part of your

573
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 2: barbershop certification, they just set up a nigga kissing booth

574
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 2: right right at the end, and that that certificates right

575
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 2: on the other side of it. Go ahead, kiss that

576
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 2: man real quick. See if you feel that, and then

577
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,719
Speaker 2: now you can now you can be Now you can

578
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 2: be a barber. Just make out with this dude. You

579
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 2: just got kiss this man and see if that's true,

580
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 2: and you can feel however you feel about it, Like

581
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 2: people make space for you to say all the F bombs,

582
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 2: all the nastyness that you feel at that that's really

583
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 2: who you are. But I bet to your point, more

584
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 2: people would just sort of be like, oh, that's not

585
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 2: for me. Yeah, I'm good.

586
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 3: I watched a video I forgot what YouTube channel, but

587
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 3: it was just like straight man kissing, Like, oh, we

588
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 3: got like a group of straight men just like, hey,

589
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 3: kiss each other and see how that feels. And they're

590
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 3: like yeah, I've never kissed a man. And then they did,

591
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 3: and they're.

592
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 2: Like, oh yeah, okay.

593
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: Man.

594
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 3: Deep, if you don't like it, you're just kind of

595
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 3: not gonna do it again.

596
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:33,959
Speaker 2: Okay, you didn't get my soul. Oh I thought I

597
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 2: thought it would be like kissing a dementor never mind,

598
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 2: when the said, oh, it's kind of like kissing a girl,

599
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 2: I just feel less and me being like, yes, that's reading,

600
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 2: that's that's so.

601
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

602
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 2: I think it's like exposure therapy. Okay. And and do

603
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 2: you think that that exposure therapy is something that we're

604
00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 2: going to have to resolve on a larger scidal level

605
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 2: before we can get to the barbershop? Or is the

606
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 2: barbershop the source of this transformation? Oh?

607
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 1: Like, I don't know if I feel like the barbershop

608
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:14,359
Speaker 1: is ahead in anything social, I.

609
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 2: Think it can be. I disagree, really, I do. I

610
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 2: think it's it's so well, it is like a free

611
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:25,919
Speaker 2: flow of ideas, and it's so equalizing in terms of status, right,

612
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,840
Speaker 2: Like that's the whole game, is that, like the richest

613
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 2: dude and the poorest dude gotta get the cut. Yeah,

614
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 2: all gotta get cut, and they got to wait their

615
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 2: turn in you know some regard, right. I just had

616
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 2: an experience at a barbershop maybe where they were all

617
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:47,839
Speaker 2: talking about a guy was talking about like washing clothes,

618
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 2: and he lived in an apartment building where he said

619
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,839
Speaker 2: that he like washes the washing machine before he puts

620
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 2: its clothes in, like he like wipes it out, and

621
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 2: people were like, why would you do that on the

622
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 2: community launder Yeah.

623
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 3: And he was like I don't know. People like who

624
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 3: else he's doing laundry. I don't know, like what's in

625
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,319
Speaker 3: their clothes like kind of gross. And they were like, well,

626
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,280
Speaker 3: the washing machine is washing machine. It should wash yourself,

627
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 3: which seemed like a very regular conversation just me being

628
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:16,800
Speaker 3: like okay, I was not participating because I did not care.

629
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,240
Speaker 2: And then one guy made.

630
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:21,839
Speaker 3: A joke about like poor people because a guy made

631
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,800
Speaker 3: a comment like, oh, I would just get my laundry

632
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 3: like cleaned or folded, Like I would just go to

633
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 3: like a washing fold, and then another guy made a

634
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 3: comment about like, oh, you hate poor something about poor people,

635
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:32,759
Speaker 3: and he was and the guy was like, that's the

636
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 3: most ignorant I've ever heard, And then the barbershop was like,

637
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 3: that's not funny, Like this isn't like this is why

638
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 3: would you try to like dog people who don't have stuff?

639
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:43,799
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh wow, that's beautiful. Yeah, and

640
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 3: they all kind of told this one guy like oh no,

641
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 3: like that's not that.

642
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 2: Way.

643
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 3: And then moments later they were talking about how vaccines

644
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 3: aren't real and I was like, we're so cloud, We're

645
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 3: so close, but like that moment did give me hope,

646
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, this is nice.

647
00:35:59,239 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 2: Like there is.

648
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 3: It's like I think if enough people whoever is kind

649
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 3: of like the leading dominant force in the barbershop, I

650
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 3: think if they initiate kind of a movement that people

651
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 3: would get on board.

652
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 1: And there are outphus in the barbershop, right or the

653
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 1: head Yeah yeah, the person who drives the conversation.

654
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's there's certainly the person that like when they

655
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:26,240
Speaker 2: show up, everybody knows when they talking chill, yeah yeah.

656
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 2: And if they're not talking, y'all go ahead, y'all have

657
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 2: your fun. But like that's that motherfucker.

658
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 3: I don't feel like there's like a capitalistic aspect to it,

659
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 3: Like if the owner of the shop has a certain

660
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,720
Speaker 3: point of view, people are more likely to acquiesce because

661
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:42,839
Speaker 3: they need a job.

662
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:43,399
Speaker 2: Yeah.

663
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 3: I feel like they're like, hey, this is what we're

664
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 3: doing in here. People will probably just like adopt that,

665
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 3: so they can't keep that just so they can. Like

666
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 3: that's a lot of jobs. It's just been like, how

667
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 3: can I make the boss like me?

668
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 1: Yeah? Barbershop owners hang out? You ever been to a

669
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 1: barbershop where, like my last shop was like that where

670
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:02,720
Speaker 1: the owner did not cut a lot, but he's always

671
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 1: in there. Who's hanging out?

672
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like you want to see.

673
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 2: Y'all cutting?

674
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 1: You would always like buy ship from the crackheads. Okay, yeah,

675
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,880
Speaker 1: give him money to clean up.

676
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,439
Speaker 2: He just he what he wants to be is sort

677
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 2: of like a general manager.

678
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 1: It's like Rocky when you're on that restaurant, coming in

679
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 1: and shaking everybody's hand.

680
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 3: He's building community.

681
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:28,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

682
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

683
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 2: So so you do believe that the barbershop can be

684
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 2: the source you you think that this is potentially a

685
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:41,399
Speaker 2: future for us. I do.

686
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 3: I feel like it's like a hub of masculinity and

687
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 3: a lot of men kind of go there to validate

688
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 3: their masculinity. So if the barber shops start to define

689
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 3: what masculinity is, I think that could spread.

690
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:58,360
Speaker 2: Here. Here's my worry. Yeah, and this isn't to refute

691
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,879
Speaker 2: it because I like what you're saying. But but there's

692
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 2: a part of me that worries that this is just

693
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 2: going to push out a bunch of old niggas that

694
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 2: ain't going to get along and they will form their

695
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 2: own sort of like coalition, as it were, their tea

696
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 2: party of of sort of hate, thus turning the barbershop

697
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 2: into sort of like a liberal you know what I mean,

698
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 2: like representation, which which makes it then corny and not

699
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean, Like it's going to

700
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 2: lose its power by being sort of forced against a

701
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 2: more conservative base. A lot to take, a lot to

702
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 2: take care.

703
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 1: I think this was going to get the steepest episode, but.

704
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 3: That is like I mean, I would just say, like,

705
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 3: don't be corny.

706
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 2: I don't do that.

707
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think that has to be like the

708
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 3: greatest thing. No, I don't even think like gay men

709
00:38:56,760 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 3: care as much. Just like you have to change everything

710
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:05,400
Speaker 3: just homophobic pretty like you don't have to make that

711
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 3: like this is the non homophobic barbersure.

712
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:09,800
Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be a part of the brand

713
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,720
Speaker 2: in order to.

714
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 3: Shut up And if you have a thought, keep it

715
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 3: to yourself. And that's that's the part telling me.

716
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 2: That's really the difference in homophobia that I think so

717
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 2: many homophobes don't understand is like, oh you you could

718
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:30,280
Speaker 2: have that, just chill. I hate a lot of stuff.

719
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 2: Put it in your.

720
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 1: Yeah.

721
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 2: Are you chatty at the barbershop? Though in general I

722
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 2: don't talk.

723
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:42,400
Speaker 3: I barely talk to the barber same same same saying.

724
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:42,959
Speaker 2: I just don't.

725
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,399
Speaker 3: I don't really get anything from it. Like if there's

726
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 3: something I feel like I need to say, I will,

727
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,320
Speaker 3: But generally the conversation is not like stimulating in a

728
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 3: way to where I'm like, I gotta give my take. Laugh,

729
00:39:58,840 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 3: I shook my head a lot like.

730
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 1: You can have.

731
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 3: Sometimes I'm more sound effects where I would just like,

732
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:16,919
Speaker 3: oh interesting, but like a full take, because like if

733
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:19,879
Speaker 3: I'm hearing the takes usually is a take to where

734
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:23,279
Speaker 3: I'm like, if I gave my take, you do not

735
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 3: you will not be able to receive it, right, So

736
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 3: it doesn't like why there's no point in me having

737
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 3: a side of an argument.

738
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 2: Argue with yourself like I just don't care. I I

739
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 2: treat the barbershop much like I treat improv and I

740
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 2: don't know how to yes and them niggas, So I chill.

741
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,839
Speaker 2: I'll you know, I'll run across if you if ever

742
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,799
Speaker 2: there's a moment, but like I'm not, I don't know

743
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:46,399
Speaker 2: how to help.

744
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 1: It's really the smallest I ever ram is in the

745
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: barber chair.

746
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 2: I really am not outgoing in there.

747
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 1: Try like I gotta cut yesterday and he was like,

748
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 1: I just kind of trip. He's like, what was your trip?

749
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, it was just.

750
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 2: The anxiety I feel when a convert when like my

751
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 2: Barbara asked me a question and then it becomes like

752
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,839
Speaker 2: a three chair comments.

753
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 1: When it bounces because you want to keep it contained.

754
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 1: I know, I know what you mean, because now I

755
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 1: don't want you all talking about what I'm talking.

756
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,240
Speaker 2: Nah, And I don't want to have to keep weighing

757
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 2: in if we're doing this and I do performance for

758
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:32,720
Speaker 2: a living. And I was like, nope, I anything past

759
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 2: this chair is I get stressed.

760
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 1: He said, you hear that? He said, he said, he

761
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, and then I was over here.

762
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 3: To be honest, I would pay more for my barber

763
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 3: to not talk like it's like, don't talk to them.

764
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 2: Focus.

765
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,839
Speaker 3: I would pay more for a focus. Yeah, you can

766
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:56,439
Speaker 3: talk all you want, let's focus. But hey, YouTube deep

767
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 3: into the conversation. Now you didn't stop you moving your hands?

768
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 2: Yeah? My oh man, my barber stops to show me

769
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:07,880
Speaker 2: something on his phone. Boy, why is your phone now?

770
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 1: Ship?

771
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 2: And it's never something I want to see. It's just

772
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 2: like a customed.

773
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:16,359
Speaker 1: Jordan duffelback, come on, but he's like, no, you guys

774
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 1: see the red one.

775
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 3: And I'm like, honestly, I'm now that I'm thinking about it.

776
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 3: I can't be too mad at homophobe because I think

777
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 3: barbershops I get the most conservative as well.

778
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 2: I'm just like work boy.

779
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, over time, I'm a doctor, you know, because don't

780
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 3: tell me be on time, and then you're not on time,

781
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:39,840
Speaker 3: and then you then you're.

782
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,839
Speaker 2: Talking shit chat. I barely have hair.

783
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 3: I get a lining and a taper and sometimes it

784
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 3: takes an hour and me be.

785
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:49,399
Speaker 2: Like what you why?

786
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 1: An hour? Is just you're going to be in there?

787
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 2: This is crazy.

788
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 3: I thought this would be shorter because you don't have

789
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:56,799
Speaker 3: to cut my whole head. You have to cut the

790
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 3: edges around my head. Sometimes I've been in there for

791
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:02,880
Speaker 3: two Wow, we don't have that much hair.

792
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:03,800
Speaker 2: That's crazy.

793
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 3: It's kind of insane. I think they would make more

794
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 3: money if they were cricket. It's a true violence that

795
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 3: these barbers are committing.

796
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,240
Speaker 1: They're time bandits.

797
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:15,919
Speaker 2: They are time bandits. They are sole thiefs. They will

798
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 2: literally take and they know what power they hold, they

799
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 2: know how essential their job is, and they know how

800
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 2: fearful you are of exploring outside of wherever the fuck

801
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:26,880
Speaker 2: you are.

802
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 1: That's true because I am. I'm so thankful to have

803
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 1: found him. You ever come in like ten minutes late

804
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: and he's still cutting the other guy? Like, Bro, I'm late.

805
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 2: Bro, it's my only experience. I've never had it not

806
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 2: that way. There's never been once where I showed up

807
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 2: ten minutes later and he was like, come onme, bro,

808
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,359
Speaker 2: I one more. How how is an appointment for him?

809
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 2: This math doesn't make sense.

810
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 1: Appointments of black barbershops are general guidelines.

811
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 2: He's just like a suggestion there around this time.

812
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 1: It's basically come in the afternoon, come.

813
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 2: In the morning. Yeah, I mean you don't want to

814
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 2: come when it's dark?

815
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, not on Monday for some reason.

816
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, the Mondays are off for most barbers.

817
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 1: Why.

818
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 2: I don't know.

819
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 1: I don't know.

820
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 2: Day and Monday they don't they don't really cut. Yeah, yeah,

821
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:28,760
Speaker 2: God God, then it's Monday. God's friend post.

822
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 3: Guys like you really need to recover from how much

823
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 3: Holy issue?

824
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 2: Yeah you was loving on the Lord too hard? Got

825
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 2: Lord hangover?

826
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:39,319
Speaker 1: You got I als who don't know how other barbershops work,

827
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 1: though maybe that's just the hair industry.

828
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 2: I don't know either. I wonder if it if it

829
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 2: almost was like mirroring restaurants for some reason that like,

830
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 2: because that's the same schedule restaurants sometimes.

831
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 1: Right where you come in, yeah, and you gotta wait

832
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes or whatever.

833
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 2: And then also Mondays I are blocked off for a

834
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 2: lot of restaurants, Like there's a lot of places that

835
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 2: don't even open on Mondays. And I wonder if it's that.

836
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 2: But I don't know.

837
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: I think what we're dealing with is an unregulated industry.

838
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,920
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, is it like a union?

839
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 1: I don't think so.

840
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 2: I think barber I think barbering is a wild wild West. Yeah.

841
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,760
Speaker 1: I think it's truly like they could just be doing

842
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 1: whatever they want. That's why there's not no uniform in prices.

843
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:20,359
Speaker 2: Bro.

844
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 1: They put up those certain the prices are getting out

845
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 1: of control.

846
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 2: No more. No, let's say more about this, because I

847
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 2: think you're you're onto something essential.

848
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 1: The prices they're going crazy. It was it used to

849
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:36,239
Speaker 1: be twenty to twenty five to get your haircut, and

850
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 1: we all felt comfortable in that ro and it was okay,

851
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 1: and I'll tim and that's cool. And then now I'm

852
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 1: going on books C. You fuck with books one hundred, man, I'm.

853
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 3: On books C sixty sixty eighty five.

854
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, two nds after eight pm in house. Kill yourself, bro,

855
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 2: it's nuts. No, it's how it's gonna be a good

856
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 2: couple of hundreds. Bro. I had to buy a chunk.

857
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 2: That's the only way you could get a discount. You

858
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 2: had to buy multiple haircuts. You had like a package.

859
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 1: Oh no, he was like, honestly, it's the best deal,

860
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 1: and it is. I'm not tipping on those four either,

861
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 1: he finished me up. I said, that's too right, and

862
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 1: then I walk it. Yeah, it's crazy. You know, the.

863
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 2: Prices have reached a dangerous tipping point for me.

864
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 1: Because you know, I have to come back at least

865
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 1: every ten to fourteen days.

866
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 3: But I feel like the industry has not evolved in

867
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 3: a way that I think constitutes the rising price outside

868
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 3: of like you know, general like economy stuff like oh

869
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:47,280
Speaker 3: things cost more, but like sure, but not this much. No,

870
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 3: you know, liked like and then it would be like sixty.

871
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 3: But if you want me to touch your face, your head,

872
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:53,399
Speaker 3: that's an extra thirtain.

873
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

874
00:46:54,680 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 14: The beard, the beard, you know, you know on my

875
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 14: faith you and you know I can't be half cute, Like,

876
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 14: give me a fucking what are you talking?

877
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 3: Yeah?

878
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 1: You wind me up and now I walk out. My

879
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:12,320
Speaker 1: beard is nuts? What game is this man? Somebody gotta

880
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 1: like they gotta unionize or no, because I think they're

881
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 1: all I think the way they think.

882
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 2: We don't want them union.

883
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 15: Yeah, I think we want we What we need with

884
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 15: barbershops is to turn them into each little islands that

885
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 15: have no contact with the outside world.

886
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 2: And and that includes homophobia and weird weird YouTube videos.

887
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 2: We just want them to live on their island, focus

888
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:42,879
Speaker 2: on cutting hair, and we will pay enough to make

889
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 2: your island keep being an island. You know what I mean?

890
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 1: And this is this is evil you know what we need? Yeah,

891
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 1: we need that the evil shop and barbershop. Mmm that

892
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: we think that he was a politician. We need we

893
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 1: need like a McDonald's black barbershops, where it's like they're

894
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,719
Speaker 1: gonna do good enough job. The price is set. They

895
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:04,799
Speaker 1: have all this and then all these independent guys a

896
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 1: phone line.

897
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:06,359
Speaker 2: The Glory Green.

898
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 1: We need Starbucks. We need Starbucks and barbershops, right a

899
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 1: black barbershops.

900
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 2: Just make it so that we all agree that's the

901
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 2: way it can be done.

902
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 1: Set price everywhere. If we could even just go back

903
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:23,719
Speaker 1: to forty, I could look once it gets fifty and

904
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 1: up is where you're starting to be like, come on, man, yeah,

905
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 1: I gotta be here, Come on man.

906
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

907
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 1: Unless I get a package that's the package of the.

908
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 2: Guy, I'm not gonna lie. I think this nigga's promoting

909
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:43,800
Speaker 2: the package. I mean it is the best. He's like, guys,

910
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 2: you gotta think about the package.

911
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:47,839
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I got the package. I'm in there

912
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 1: every eight to nine days. It is a good deal

913
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:52,720
Speaker 1: and I'm not tipping.

914
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 3: I generally think black men get haircuts too often. Oh

915
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:59,240
Speaker 3: I think we should be okay with being a little unmanicured.

916
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 3: Oh why because I just think it enhances it validates them.

917
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 3: Like if that like if they know like you are

918
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 3: coming back, like it supply and demand. The demand is

919
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,399
Speaker 3: too high, so they don't have to change the prices

920
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 3: because nigga, you're gonna be there.

921
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 1: That's the true. And that's I mean the frequency of

922
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 1: haircuts I get is why there's so much pressure on

923
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:23,880
Speaker 1: starting a new relationship. I mean, it's not dating, but

924
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to see you more frequently than any other servant,

925
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,360
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Yeah, And I'll see my

926
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 1: doctor every other week, you know, Like it's spend a

927
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 1: lot of time with this person. I'm gonna be there.

928
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 1: We're gonna worry. This is a new relationship. It's a

929
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 1: new relationship.

930
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 3: And I recognize that, Like my information may be biased

931
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 3: because I just talk to more black people. But like

932
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 3: I don't know other racists who get their haircut as

933
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 3: off as black man, Like I know a lot of

934
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:48,959
Speaker 3: my black merin it's like weekly, They're just like every week,

935
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,279
Speaker 3: I kind of have like a standing appointment and get

936
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:51,800
Speaker 3: my a haircut.

937
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, week and a half.

938
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 3: I'm just like, yeah, that's a that's like a big chunk.

939
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 1: Too's a little too much.

940
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 3: That's a lot to like commit to, and yet we

941
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 3: do it without like a lot of questions. I think

942
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 3: that creates an environment that allows people to continue to

943
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:08,360
Speaker 3: do crazy things.

944
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 2: WHOA, you're saying that the power is in our hands. Yes,

945
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 2: I mean that we want to.

946
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: See in a perfect world, if I was the man

947
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 1: I would want to be, I would know how to

948
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: touch my own ship up and then I would not

949
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 1: have to. But the few times I've tried, I've failed

950
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 1: so miserably that the experimentation hasn't worth the risk. I

951
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 1: hate fucking my shit up and then I having to

952
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 1: cut it all up. I fucked my beard up. Oh

953
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,839
Speaker 1: and you really had to like go clean out here

954
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:37,840
Speaker 1: looking like Harriet Tubman.

955
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 3: I think I think what we're getting at the underlying

956
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 3: issue is that he's crazy.

957
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 2: Of all the people fuck.

958
00:50:56,280 --> 00:51:00,880
Speaker 3: Generally, I think black Man, we're cosplaying as being brave,

959
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:03,399
Speaker 3: but we're not actually brave, because if you was brave,

960
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 3: you could handle being a little ugly for a little bit.

961
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 2: WHOA.

962
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 3: And we kind of mask that in this kind of

963
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:14,240
Speaker 3: constant need to like have an aesthetic, not knowing that

964
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 3: that's actually the gayest thing you could do.

965
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure.

966
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 3: But that's why the barbershop is very gay, and so

967
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:23,839
Speaker 3: you have that That goes back to the thinking being

968
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 3: like this is a typically gay experience that we are

969
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 3: trying to pretend to something goes therefore it has reached

970
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 3: it going it went too far. We are to the

971
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,400
Speaker 3: other side and being like this is this this straight

972
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 3: land and be like, who are you selling this?

973
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 2: To the cheering We're jerking each other off and being

974
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 2: like you gay, not exactly, And I'm like, and you're

975
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 2: mad at me because I'm saying I would enjoy it,

976
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:57,839
Speaker 2: you're doing it. You like this. I don't like this ship.

977
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:04,400
Speaker 2: He got two fellas because because he's doing a good service,

978
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 2: he can do to it one exactly because he's Yeah.

979
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:13,359
Speaker 3: So I think the key is just bravery. I think

980
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 3: we have to be braver and okay with being uncomfortable.

981
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 1: I hear you, But I'm still trying to get my

982
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:24,319
Speaker 1: hair cut every ninety ten days. Bro. The longer, the

983
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 1: more unkempt my hair is, the worse my behavior gets.

984
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 1: And that's a fact throughout life. Cause in my early twenties, Yeah,

985
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 1: I was really wild, and my shit was like long

986
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 1: and napped out, and my beard was crazy and my

987
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:39,800
Speaker 1: behavior was nuts.

988
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 3: And let's take a little deeper. Why do you think

989
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 3: that was?

990
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,840
Speaker 1: I think that I was pushing against societal boundaries because

991
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 1: I found this thing in stand up comedy that I

992
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 1: felt like was the edge of the norm and that

993
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:52,840
Speaker 1: I could really exist in this in a wild place.

994
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:55,360
Speaker 1: And I think I believed in the true spirit of

995
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:58,319
Speaker 1: what bohemia was and living like a bohemian. But I

996
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 1: do also think that looking at myself unkempt in the

997
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:03,720
Speaker 1: mirror makes me feel unkempt.

998
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 2: I've long desired it with you, because I've long desired

999
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:14,320
Speaker 2: to be like one of them dudes who, like you know,

1000
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:16,239
Speaker 2: I'm dudes who see on the street who just have

1001
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 2: their shirt off eating a mango. Yeah, you know what

1002
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 2: I mean. Just they're unkempt, but they are gorgeous. They

1003
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 2: are sort of like, uh, they are light living in

1004
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:28,359
Speaker 2: front of you almost because they are just so one

1005
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 2: with the earth. I've always wanted to end up one

1006
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 2: of them motherfuckers. Yeah. Every time I've attempted to, like,

1007
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 2: for real, grow my hair, I'm like, Nope, that ain't you,

1008
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,879
Speaker 2: big dog. You're gonna keep your shirt on the whole time,

1009
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 2: and this don't look right on you go ahead and

1010
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 2: cut that shit. And so similarly, I struggled to not

1011
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:49,880
Speaker 2: want that, but maybe that's the brainwashing and maybe we

1012
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:51,840
Speaker 2: got through that. Yeah, I don't know.

1013
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 3: Man.

1014
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 1: When I was like that, it was way more detrimental

1015
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,879
Speaker 1: to everything I had going off. Just keeping my shit

1016
00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 1: cut like I rocked with it a minute. It is

1017
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:04,360
Speaker 1: not good for getting you're done? Why are you not like?

1018
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 2: What?

1019
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 3: Like? What changes? Like just because you got a haircut

1020
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 3: and you like feel cuter. That kind of like changes

1021
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:13,239
Speaker 3: divide that you move with. Yeah, definitely, definitely.

1022
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:13,839
Speaker 2: You don't think.

1023
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:16,879
Speaker 1: You don't think you were cute right now. You don't

1024
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 1: think if you do in a dangly year and you

1025
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:20,840
Speaker 1: can't come out here, I feel like niggas need to

1026
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 1: be bro.

1027
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:27,880
Speaker 2: You don't have to esthetic. Yeah, that's because I just

1028
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 2: had to go to a thing. No, motherfucker, I known

1029
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,560
Speaker 2: you a long time time. I know you don't see

1030
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,359
Speaker 2: you not fresh before? Stop what this is?

1031
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 3: But I'm gay, it's different, it's Differently tried to trick

1032
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 3: us when I was straight.

1033
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:53,439
Speaker 8: Listeners at home, do not listen to this man. He

1034
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 8: tried to trick you. He tried to trick us, and

1035
00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 8: for a moment he almost got it. He almost probably

1036
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:02,359
Speaker 8: almost got us. Feeling about my eye was like.

1037
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,080
Speaker 2: Maybe you gotta get naps again.

1038
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:09,480
Speaker 3: And I was like, Broyes, all this propaganda and straight man,

1039
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:11,760
Speaker 3: I'm more unkept. You know where they are less in

1040
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:12,440
Speaker 3: the barbershop.

1041
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:16,239
Speaker 2: Whoa, you're just trying to get an appointment. You're trying

1042
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 2: to go every five days. This with this on fixing

1043
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:23,279
Speaker 2: the system, you're saying the best way to fix the

1044
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 2: system is to just eliminate the competition. Bitch, you're a

1045
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 2: double and I like it. I like the true devil work.

1046
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 2: I like the way you play. That was really the

1047
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 2: cannot building up.

1048
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:39,439
Speaker 1: Jump and we thought we weren't progressive over here this one.

1049
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 2: This is how you manipulate the this eyeser.

1050
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:57,440
Speaker 9: Some say I'm.

1051
00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:58,400
Speaker 2: Gonna stop switching in.

1052
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:03,239
Speaker 1: Es are gonna fall out this.

1053
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 2: Whole time game. This is for my career. This is

1054
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:08,360
Speaker 2: a story.

1055
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 1: I got there my girls.

1056
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:20,520
Speaker 2: Waiting for me in the car. She was, let's take

1057
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 2: a break. That was crazy, more doing more. My mama

1058
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 2: told me.

1059
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 12: I actually am one point four percent my Jerry and African.

1060
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 7: I'm a sister.

1061
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:42,360
Speaker 2: Okay.

1062
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 1: I think you heard everything she has to say.

1063
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:46,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, who is that?

1064
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1065
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 2: Just the lady we found, Just the lady we found.

1066
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 1: On the end, sometimes. I wondered this twenty twenty three

1067
00:56:57,560 --> 00:56:59,840
Speaker 1: and me, this does sound crazy.

1068
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:00,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead.

1069
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel like some countries are paying to juice

1070
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:04,320
Speaker 1: the stats.

1071
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:08,400
Speaker 2: Oh I never thought about that.

1072
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,120
Speaker 1: There's a lot of countries in Africa.

1073
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 16: It seems to always be a part Nigerian, like, but

1074
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:16,440
Speaker 16: it's never nobody's ever like, oh they traced some some

1075
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 16: of my anterestry back to Chad or like yeah, I'm

1076
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:25,200
Speaker 16: from Yeah, there's never anybody d r C.

1077
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 1: It's like the same three countries in that big ass continent.

1078
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:31,120
Speaker 2: And who would pay to juice their stats? Everything is

1079
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 2: branding and propaganda. Nigerians?

1080
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, whoa like people that think that they're from here?

1081
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 2: How do we get on ere? Yes? We got to

1082
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:49,360
Speaker 2: become the most legitimate African and how better to do that?

1083
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 2: Anybody can be Nigerian? Yeah, this is actually this is

1084
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 2: a pretty coolson there.

1085
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 1: You know what they're trying to do, trying to take

1086
00:57:56,200 --> 00:58:00,000
Speaker 1: over the Native American spots like it used to be

1087
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 1: white people like I'm one eighth Cherokee, it's about to

1088
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,600
Speaker 1: be I'm an eighth Igbo.

1089
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:09,000
Speaker 2: We're the original indigenous Yeah, whoa here? Yeah? Yeah, we

1090
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:11,920
Speaker 2: actually if you check the stats. We were here first,

1091
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:16,240
Speaker 2: so we went back and honestly, we put a we

1092
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:19,479
Speaker 2: put a chair down. They moved in on our parking spot,

1093
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 2: but we was coming right back.

1094
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:21,960
Speaker 1: Honestly, they could make the flip.

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00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 3: I'm not mad at them, and rebrand. If you have

1096
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 3: the marketing tools, go forward.

1097
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:32,640
Speaker 2: I don't know that I believe any of the marketing.

1098
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:36,440
Speaker 2: As far as history of the world, do you know

1099
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:39,840
Speaker 2: what I mean? Like, I know the country absolutely, we

1100
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 2: know who the original people are here for sure, but

1101
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 2: like in the world in terms of like what all

1102
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 2: these things used to be, I don't believe most of it.

1103
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 1: That's why there's so many crazy history podcasts. They're like, oh,

1104
00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 1: did you know this is actually what happened? And you're like,

1105
00:58:57,160 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 1: god damn yeah, because everybody just yeah.

1106
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:04,400
Speaker 2: And some people are like noa noa no one. Dude

1107
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:09,600
Speaker 2: murdered and and or raped the entire world, you know

1108
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:12,439
Speaker 2: what I mean, like that, we ain't never gonna get

1109
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 2: the real truth of nothing. That's why they keep pointing

1110
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:19,000
Speaker 2: at him. They're like, nah, he was crazy. The rest

1111
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:21,440
Speaker 2: of us are reasonable. It's like no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

1112
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:24,200
Speaker 2: no no. A bunch of y'all were doing some nasty

1113
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 2: ship to become emperors and fucking kings and come on,

1114
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:28,960
Speaker 2: you go to free country.

1115
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:34,920
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, a half thirteen wives and I'd beheaded all

1116
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 3: of them.

1117
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:38,440
Speaker 1: Okay, my wife is my cousin.

1118
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:44,280
Speaker 2: Okay, clearly I'm the most fit to rule y'all. Y'all

1119
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 2: too scared to fuck your cousin. Yeah, that's that's the truth.

1120
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:54,920
Speaker 2: So what if our babies are hideous creatures, hideous little mutants,

1121
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 2: we think they just still rule over you. They know

1122
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:03,000
Speaker 2: they can't do push ups, shut up. They let them

1123
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,760
Speaker 2: be king. You got to get real power, you gotta

1124
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 2: be a nasty So we're not ever gonna get the

1125
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 2: truth of this ship. So yeah, if they I only

1126
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:15,920
Speaker 2: want to be middle rich. Mmm, if I get middle rich,

1127
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 2: you're on.

1128
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 3: Here from David, what do you consider middle rich.

1129
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:25,520
Speaker 1: Enough to pass on to two to three children but

1130
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:27,640
Speaker 1: not have them be set for life, but have them

1131
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 1: have a true decent like head start, and to be

1132
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,800
Speaker 1: able to have a family homestead in cilium?

1133
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:40,360
Speaker 2: Mmmmm yeah? Like because yeah, and and by homestead, like

1134
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:43,800
Speaker 2: a pretty nice house out there that like you actually

1135
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:47,200
Speaker 2: you could you could retire there if you wish.

1136
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:49,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm already working on the baby.

1137
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:54,160
Speaker 2: Wha, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, let's do it,

1138
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:57,560
Speaker 2: Let's do Okay, this is gonna be fun. Let's start

1139
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:59,800
Speaker 2: with this one. I think it's a good place to start.

1140
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 7: Lengthston David Love the Pie got a conspiracy theory for

1141
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:09,120
Speaker 7: you guys to chat about something that has been pretty

1142
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 7: mainstream now as people say that we live in a simulation.

1143
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:17,080
Speaker 7: And I think that the way people are discussing or

1144
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:20,000
Speaker 7: thinking about what they mean by we live in a

1145
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:25,320
Speaker 7: simulation is incorrect, and that it's not that there's some

1146
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 7: aliens out there that are playing around with humans, or

1147
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 7: that we're actually inside of some computer program, or that

1148
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:38,120
Speaker 7: this is a live simulation that's been happening for centuries

1149
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:40,680
Speaker 7: and being run by people who are here living in

1150
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:43,880
Speaker 7: the simulation with us. That you've got a few families

1151
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:52,640
Speaker 7: that are running the major things that control our world transportation, technology, media, health, food,

1152
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:57,480
Speaker 7: and they are constantly tweaking and pushing dominoes to create

1153
01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:01,640
Speaker 7: storylines and to test things. And it started off small

1154
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 7: centuries ago in different pockets of the world, and as

1155
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:08,960
Speaker 7: those families grew and expanded, it became more connected globally.

1156
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 7: It's become a global simulation.

1157
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 2: I'm gonna pause it there, but I think if I

1158
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 2: can pull something from this, it sounds like he's saying

1159
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 2: it's more practical VFX instead of like the digital ones

1160
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:27,479
Speaker 2: that we've been accusing it about.

1161
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:32,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, instead of instead of instead of like a

1162
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:36,320
Speaker 1: hardware software situation. It's like planet storylines and stuff like that.

1163
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:39,640
Speaker 2: To make me. Yeah, they're like literally playing chess with

1164
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:43,080
Speaker 2: with our like bodies and them.

1165
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:45,160
Speaker 3: Like it's like a board game instead of a game.

1166
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:47,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're a little sloppy. I think that's what's

1167
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 1: happening with this Trump shit. They're getting a little sloppy.

1168
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:53,760
Speaker 1: They're letting it like bleed up. Like it's like because

1169
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:56,200
Speaker 1: I think I think to that point, a small group

1170
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:59,240
Speaker 1: of people they there would usually have to be a

1171
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:01,600
Speaker 1: sense of de corner him, Like it couldn't be ruthless

1172
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:04,280
Speaker 1: in the way that Trump is like just like pillaging

1173
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:05,320
Speaker 1: our country.

1174
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:10,200
Speaker 2: Well, I think he's what happens when a simulator breaks

1175
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:13,320
Speaker 2: out of the rules. You're saying that Trump is neo,

1176
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 2: It's sort of okay, this is I think he's nasty neo.

1177
01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:29,560
Speaker 2: I think he literally is the one for them that

1178
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:33,000
Speaker 2: broke out of the rules and when all of this

1179
01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:38,320
Speaker 2: is is fucking icky. It's just I'm with you.

1180
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:43,320
Speaker 3: Would say everything was the first Neo okay, and that

1181
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:48,640
Speaker 3: Trump is trying to recreate Neo. Trump is agent Smith

1182
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:52,080
Speaker 3: assimilating as Neo, like in the Third Matrix.

1183
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:57,960
Speaker 1: Okay, I like that because Reagan didn't. He put it

1184
01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:00,200
Speaker 1: all in place, but he didn't quite get like we're

1185
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:03,040
Speaker 1: still he put it. I feel like he set it up.

1186
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:05,200
Speaker 2: I think he's closer to the Morpheus than he is

1187
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:08,360
Speaker 2: than the Reagan. I think so. I think he is.

1188
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest with you. I think that he

1189
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:16,120
Speaker 2: is so much the he had literally handing people pills.

1190
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:20,960
Speaker 2: He is the person that is telling everybody there's a

1191
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:23,920
Speaker 2: world outside of where we are, but he ain't the

1192
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:27,120
Speaker 2: one that he's trying to create the world outside of

1193
01:04:27,120 --> 01:04:27,760
Speaker 2: where we are.

1194
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:30,160
Speaker 1: That's the funniest thing I ever heard, because this bad

1195
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:36,520
Speaker 1: guy Matrix bad guy being like unplugged motherfuckers.

1196
01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:40,640
Speaker 2: He can be assholes, and that makes sense. He's like, yo,

1197
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:43,880
Speaker 2: I could fly in here, don't. He's just like, y'all

1198
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:44,520
Speaker 2: don't see it.

1199
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:49,640
Speaker 1: The guy he said, I just know Karate.

1200
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:55,240
Speaker 2: He's like, bro, I'm the biggest I'm the strongest. You know,

1201
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:58,440
Speaker 2: my bitches are batter it's not up for debate, and

1202
01:04:58,440 --> 01:04:59,800
Speaker 2: ain't shit you could do about it.

1203
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:03,080
Speaker 1: And he's just lying, that's a superpowerful and if you

1204
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:06,760
Speaker 1: are plugged, it's.

1205
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:12,520
Speaker 2: Just I'm saying. But look at him, he's going, if

1206
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:15,520
Speaker 2: you unplugged, you ain't gotta do all that. Yo, just

1207
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:17,880
Speaker 2: unplugged with me, and you don't even have to worry

1208
01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:18,880
Speaker 2: about them files.

1209
01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:24,439
Speaker 3: Baby, who cares? I know what they do out here.

1210
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:28,160
Speaker 3: We all fucked on an island. No, man, you're right,

1211
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:29,600
Speaker 3: we don't need that list.

1212
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:33,000
Speaker 1: Unplugged Guys, this is the smartest conversation I've ever been

1213
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:38,320
Speaker 1: a party.

1214
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:41,959
Speaker 2: That's that's crazy. Okay, here we go that.

1215
01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:46,120
Speaker 7: We are really living in But it's not some crazy

1216
01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:50,120
Speaker 7: technological thing or or some inter dimensional thing, but just

1217
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:55,640
Speaker 7: people who are pushing things into motion and experimenting with

1218
01:05:56,120 --> 01:06:02,320
Speaker 7: our social connections, are our food, our healthcare, business, everything.

1219
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:05,240
Speaker 7: So yeah, that's what I think. That we are living

1220
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:08,320
Speaker 7: in a simulation. But there's nothing too crazy. It's just

1221
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:12,040
Speaker 7: people that are running it live and living in it

1222
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:14,640
Speaker 7: with us. But yeah, man, love the pot.

1223
01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:16,560
Speaker 1: What you think we got to send this man a

1224
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:19,840
Speaker 1: free T shirt? Yeah, bro, I'm with that. I'm with that.

1225
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:21,240
Speaker 1: I'm with that completely.

1226
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,720
Speaker 3: Also, like it makes sense, Like I feel like the

1227
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:25,960
Speaker 3: people are like just people with power and like government,

1228
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:29,280
Speaker 3: like government is like it's all an experiment. It's just

1229
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:32,200
Speaker 3: people just doing shit and seem like their response. That's

1230
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:33,960
Speaker 3: why when I go to different countries, you can just

1231
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:36,480
Speaker 3: see like, oh, the experiment is different here. And when

1232
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:38,960
Speaker 3: I went to Portugal and they were just talking about like, oh,

1233
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:41,760
Speaker 3: things that happen in America don't happen here, like that

1234
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:45,000
Speaker 3: is specifically in American thing that they're doing to see like, oh,

1235
01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:47,920
Speaker 3: how does this affect the economy? When they gave all

1236
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:50,120
Speaker 3: those black people syphilists, it was just to be like

1237
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:54,000
Speaker 3: what happens. Yeah, it's just all just experimenting.

1238
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:58,640
Speaker 1: And I feel like we're the most if we're talking

1239
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:01,880
Speaker 1: about in versions of the matrix, are the most technicologically advanced,

1240
01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:05,600
Speaker 1: Like we're the most experimental wild one, like those systems

1241
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:08,440
Speaker 1: over there are like the European systems are old and

1242
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:10,800
Speaker 1: they have been in place for a long time, and

1243
01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:12,760
Speaker 1: we started some new ship over here where we're like, nah,

1244
01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:13,600
Speaker 1: we're gonna go nuts.

1245
01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:17,120
Speaker 3: We're're gonna go crazy. And that's what happened, and the matrix.

1246
01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:19,720
Speaker 3: They made a bunch of them and then they didn't work,

1247
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:23,040
Speaker 3: so they deleting them and making new versions.

1248
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:26,200
Speaker 1: Because just like a new way, they said, the perfect ones.

1249
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:29,960
Speaker 1: It didn't work like the people. The people rejected it.

1250
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:31,120
Speaker 1: It has to be kind of bad.

1251
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:34,800
Speaker 2: You need something to rail against to being at war with.

1252
01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:38,080
Speaker 2: You need that to push you forward as a human being.

1253
01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:43,360
Speaker 2: Otherwise you just will cease to exist. It's it makes

1254
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:44,600
Speaker 2: me think so much about that.

1255
01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:48,400
Speaker 1: Are you in a bitcoin ring? Yes, now this feels

1256
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:57,320
Speaker 1: like you're a wait a second, that feels this evil.

1257
01:07:58,360 --> 01:08:00,840
Speaker 2: God, Yo, this is crazy.

1258
01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:03,000
Speaker 3: We already talked about you can't get power unless you're

1259
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:05,360
Speaker 3: being nasty. You thought a black gay man from Chicago

1260
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:06,720
Speaker 3: didn't have to be nasty to get word?

1261
01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:21,639
Speaker 5: Oh this is a rag a muffin man, Wayne.

1262
01:08:21,439 --> 01:08:25,680
Speaker 2: Perkins, you are a smooth operator. This motherfucker cleaned up

1263
01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:30,400
Speaker 2: the act. You know. He's like he said, I'm like

1264
01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:31,400
Speaker 2: get up.

1265
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:36,519
Speaker 17: Distressed, and they got me. They got me you, but

1266
01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:50,760
Speaker 17: do say you.

1267
01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:47,000
Speaker 2: Oh man, I couldn't beat them, so I joined. This

1268
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:48,080
Speaker 2: is a wild man.

1269
01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:51,080
Speaker 1: I don't even know if you're joking, and you won't ever.

1270
01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:53,400
Speaker 1: I don't think so propaganda working.

1271
01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:59,240
Speaker 2: I will say that a comedian, I think a lot

1272
01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:03,000
Speaker 2: about what he's saying in terms of AI and the

1273
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:06,400
Speaker 2: way that it's advanced so quickly, so like in our face,

1274
01:09:07,120 --> 01:09:11,599
Speaker 2: with so much active like push against it, being like

1275
01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:15,640
Speaker 2: this is the destruction of the planet. Like everybody is

1276
01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:19,680
Speaker 2: very clear that like we are heading towards something apocalyptic

1277
01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:24,639
Speaker 2: with this thing that everybody keeps advancing, advancing, advancing, and

1278
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:27,439
Speaker 2: that to me feels like some version of a chess game,

1279
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:31,040
Speaker 2: because I don't know how they could truly believe it's

1280
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:33,920
Speaker 2: this apocalyptic and not fear it the way that they

1281
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:38,080
Speaker 2: move without like them obviously having some out for whatever this, right,

1282
01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:38,679
Speaker 2: or if you've.

1283
01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:41,599
Speaker 1: Hoarded the resources to know that you're gonna be above whatever.

1284
01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:44,400
Speaker 2: You know it's potential and it's not actually going to

1285
01:09:44,439 --> 01:09:49,720
Speaker 2: affect the upper echelon of society.

1286
01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:50,559
Speaker 1: Right because it is too many people.

1287
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:55,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I also think that like human nature moves

1288
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:58,920
Speaker 3: us towards that. I think the more that I've gotten,

1289
01:09:59,439 --> 01:10:02,080
Speaker 3: like the more the more access, the more ease I'm

1290
01:10:02,120 --> 01:10:04,400
Speaker 3: able to like think of life differently, like, oh, like

1291
01:10:04,439 --> 01:10:06,519
Speaker 3: what can I get from life? Yeah, that I couldn't

1292
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:08,840
Speaker 3: have thought about because of all the other things that were.

1293
01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:10,280
Speaker 2: Like oppressing me.

1294
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:12,000
Speaker 3: And then when you get to a certain level at

1295
01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:15,080
Speaker 3: the top, I think that this is the next kind

1296
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:19,759
Speaker 3: of exploration of like I have everything, can I outlive

1297
01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:23,559
Speaker 3: in apocalypse? Yeah, they're trying to get to the point

1298
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:25,559
Speaker 3: of like what is like what is the limit of

1299
01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:26,200
Speaker 3: human nature?

1300
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:27,439
Speaker 2: Because we they've reached it.

1301
01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:30,080
Speaker 3: They're at the pinnacle and they get to decide and

1302
01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:32,680
Speaker 3: if you are if there's nothing, if you are at

1303
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:34,840
Speaker 3: the top of everything in the world, what else is there?

1304
01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:38,800
Speaker 2: Yeah? And in some ways it's almost like such deep

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Speaker 2: commitment to the experiment that they're not even going to

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Speaker 2: see it in their life time. They're like, no, I

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Speaker 2: just want to see if humans can survive. Oh that's nasty,

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01:10:48,479 --> 01:10:52,800
Speaker 2: just in theory. So I'm going to help way, I'm

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Speaker 2: going to help push us to that and whatever happens happens.

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Speaker 2: But but I want to know if that's the thing,

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Speaker 2: because up to this point, the people have to have

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Speaker 2: successfully beat everything else. Yeah, and so it's like what

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Speaker 2: is there?

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Speaker 1: And to these families he's speaking of, they've had it

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Speaker 1: beat for a minute, They've had it beat long enough

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Speaker 1: that of course they're searching to push past the back,

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Speaker 1: like there's no I think that the thing about power

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Speaker 1: or whatever, greed or whatever you call it is that

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Speaker 1: there's no top to it. So it's like why would

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Speaker 1: they be content just like having the people subject after

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01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:28,000
Speaker 1: subjugated after a while, there's like something that they want

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Speaker 1: past that.

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Speaker 2: And I think that's probably to kill us all. And

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Speaker 2: I think that's also why they're seeking eternal life in

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Speaker 2: some form right right that, like they're trying to figure

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Speaker 2: out a way to make brain microchips, so microchip live

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Speaker 2: on forever so that they can bear witness yes to

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Speaker 2: what that? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, maybe that is the final evolution of man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just going to be inside of a shell

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01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:56,120
Speaker 2: and then and then that shell will be our interpreter.

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Speaker 2: That's kind of what like Futurama is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, keep me wet, apparently as long as my head wet,

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Speaker 3: I'm straight.

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Speaker 2: Not me. I don't want to live forever at all. No,

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Speaker 2: I have no interest. I think the way that it

1337
01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:19,640
Speaker 2: would drive me crazy would be really destructive.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. If I was gonna live forever with like infinite

1339
01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:27,840
Speaker 1: power and stuff like that, I think I get really nasty. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't, because human life will only it'll matter less

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01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:33,080
Speaker 1: and less the more you see it pat expire, like

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01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:35,320
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like your time here is finite,

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01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:37,480
Speaker 1: so that all these interactions.

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Speaker 2: Can be important.

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01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:40,800
Speaker 1: But like if I live five lifetimes, what the fuck

1346
01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:42,599
Speaker 1: do I give about somebody dying? Yeah?

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01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:45,320
Speaker 3: And I always feel like it's relative. At some point

1348
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:47,599
Speaker 3: in my life, i'd really try to stop killing bugs.

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01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:51,320
Speaker 3: It made me think about like the human experience and

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01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:53,800
Speaker 3: at what point do you start to dictate what life

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01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:55,160
Speaker 3: is important, what isn't right?

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01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:59,000
Speaker 1: And how are you a vegetarian? Okay?

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01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:06,799
Speaker 18: But I think I feel like we're not killing bugs.

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01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:08,240
Speaker 2: Don't give a funk about fish.

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01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:11,000
Speaker 3: This is I'm not killing them fish and making them

1356
01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:14,720
Speaker 3: I'm benefiting from those fish dying. That's different for me

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01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:17,559
Speaker 3: killing the fish myself. You don't want to be a yeah,

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01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:19,680
Speaker 3: and then I'm not benefiting from killing these bugs. That's

1359
01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:20,880
Speaker 3: not being like why are you in my face?

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01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:21,160
Speaker 2: Bug?

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01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:24,160
Speaker 3: Like sometimes I like take bugs and just take them outside,

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01:13:24,240 --> 01:13:27,360
Speaker 3: and I'm like this is so stupid to me, Like well,

1363
01:13:27,439 --> 01:13:30,000
Speaker 3: like why I get like what like what is that

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01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:32,000
Speaker 3: going to do for you? To just like simply snuff

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01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:33,000
Speaker 3: out this life?

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01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:35,040
Speaker 2: I think about how many bumble bees I've killed in

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Speaker 2: my life and how bees. But you know when you're

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01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:41,000
Speaker 2: a kid, you're like, I don't like this thing. Yeah,

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01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:45,000
Speaker 2: it will sting me, therefore I will kill it. And

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01:13:45,080 --> 01:13:48,479
Speaker 2: I think now about how often we're reminded that bees

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01:13:48,600 --> 01:13:52,680
Speaker 2: are like ceasing to exist, and how much I've contributed,

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01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:56,479
Speaker 2: in some even small fraction of a fraction of a

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01:13:56,560 --> 01:14:00,000
Speaker 2: fraction to the ultimate death of this creature.

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01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:03,080
Speaker 3: Generally give a hand to like how like how the

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01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:05,360
Speaker 3: work did they do? Like how they like help pullin

1376
01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:07,280
Speaker 3: it and like there's it is like this whole like

1377
01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:09,200
Speaker 3: circle of light ship that I think if I think

1378
01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:11,519
Speaker 3: you're deeply about them, like oh no, like we're all

1379
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:14,200
Speaker 3: like serving apart, like if you kild enough bees and

1380
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:17,240
Speaker 3: like that kills flowers. You kill flowers that kills this

1381
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:19,400
Speaker 3: and then like now we can't breathe now ye did?

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01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:19,720
Speaker 1: Yeah?

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01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:23,680
Speaker 2: I shut down a few local markets of bees. You

1384
01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:26,479
Speaker 2: know what I mean? It's some real you were out here?

1385
01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:32,320
Speaker 2: Where are the bees? I'm no, Jeff Bezos your bees?

1386
01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:34,360
Speaker 2: Is that how you say it?

1387
01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:40,480
Speaker 1: Like that you guys came to it late. Thank you, guys.

1388
01:14:43,080 --> 01:14:43,920
Speaker 2: I apologize you.

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01:14:47,479 --> 01:14:49,960
Speaker 3: So I also wouldn't want to live forever. But I

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01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:52,160
Speaker 3: would like to be able to like chime in every

1391
01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:54,680
Speaker 3: now and again, like and one hundred years, just have

1392
01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:55,799
Speaker 3: like a day to be like.

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01:14:55,640 --> 01:15:00,360
Speaker 1: Oh this what see that's that's probably that every now. Yeah,

1394
01:15:00,560 --> 01:15:02,960
Speaker 1: make sure the engine still turns over. I want that Coco.

1395
01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:06,240
Speaker 1: I want to be in the afterlife, chilling after life.

1396
01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:08,080
Speaker 1: Once a year, I get to go travel back.

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01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:13,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, eat a couple of cakes, listen to a little

1398
01:15:13,240 --> 01:15:15,680
Speaker 2: bit of gossip that's happening, and I go back to

1399
01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:16,560
Speaker 2: the afterlife.

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01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:19,080
Speaker 1: That's a good way to look at it. That's a

1401
01:15:19,120 --> 01:15:19,639
Speaker 1: really good point.

1402
01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:21,360
Speaker 2: I want that Coco, like a quick little thing.

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01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:22,120
Speaker 1: You back.

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01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:25,800
Speaker 2: Thanks for remembering me.

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01:15:27,320 --> 01:15:27,720
Speaker 1: That's real.

1406
01:15:29,160 --> 01:15:35,840
Speaker 2: That's crazy. You still got a haircut.

1407
01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:42,200
Speaker 18: They still damn it more niggas ugly.

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01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:46,560
Speaker 2: I think we did it.

1409
01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:50,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really fun doing the best hero villain

1410
01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:51,040
Speaker 1: we've ever had on it.

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01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:55,519
Speaker 2: I would say, so. I've never been more on someone's

1412
01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:57,080
Speaker 2: side and then terrified of them.

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01:15:57,280 --> 01:15:59,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I think it is. You never

1414
01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:00,000
Speaker 1: raised your tone.

1415
01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:03,200
Speaker 3: That is my favorite way to have an argument as well,

1416
01:16:03,280 --> 01:16:05,280
Speaker 3: and I think that's the most effective way. I'm not

1417
01:16:05,320 --> 01:16:07,880
Speaker 3: gonna raise my voice. Yeah, I will actually lower my voice.

1418
01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:09,680
Speaker 3: Get really close to be like, what the are you

1419
01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:13,360
Speaker 3: talking to? Okay, that's and it really it has a

1420
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:14,960
Speaker 3: different effects.

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01:16:15,439 --> 01:16:18,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, because like we're screaming all the time, we get

1422
01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:20,000
Speaker 1: so excessively me I get so excited.

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01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:22,040
Speaker 2: Well, that's because we're weak men. We don't know how

1424
01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:26,560
Speaker 2: to do the manipulative a ship that he's doing. You

1425
01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:28,720
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like we are we think right,

1426
01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:33,760
Speaker 2: we are. That's that's man, he's on some different.

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01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:36,000
Speaker 1: No no, no, that's how we almost got us twice

1428
01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:37,559
Speaker 1: and he might still have got us.

1429
01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:40,919
Speaker 2: I honestly don't know that we escaped his clutches.

1430
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:43,080
Speaker 3: That you don't know until later. You're gonna protest and

1431
01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:44,640
Speaker 3: be like, damn, damn he got me.

1432
01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:46,760
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I don't listen to show for ship.

1433
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:47,439
Speaker 1: I'm gonna listen to this.

1434
01:16:58,040 --> 01:17:00,280
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go home, lift up my shirt and be

1435
01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:05,479
Speaker 2: like damn I got bit. And no, I'm not gonna

1436
01:17:05,479 --> 01:17:09,240
Speaker 2: tell my wife. Just go go crazy. One day. It

1437
01:17:09,240 --> 01:17:14,240
Speaker 2: should be like, oh fuck, this is great.

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01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:17,080
Speaker 3: Tell the people where they can find you what you

1439
01:17:17,120 --> 01:17:19,960
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