WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Standup Standoff 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:02.040 Hey, you found it. It is the home of the 0:00:02.080 --> 0:00:04.200 Second Date, Up Date. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:06.160 Thank you so much for being here on the podcast. 0:00:06.519 --> 0:00:10.280 And I just got to say huge, huge, huge thank 0:00:10.360 --> 0:00:12.920 you to every single person that's here, to the people 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:15.920 that comment, the subscribe, that like, that share, the people 0:00:15.960 --> 0:00:18.239 even that give us hate comments. Yet I'm fine with 0:00:18.280 --> 0:00:20.640 that too, because we are sitting at number five today 0:00:20.680 --> 0:00:23.400 on the top comedy podcast. So excited, and it's all 0:00:23.480 --> 0:00:26.000 because we have truly the best listening in the world. 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:28.680 You guys are the best. It makes me teery. Thanks 0:00:28.720 --> 0:00:29.640 for putting up with us. 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:33.200 Thank you from the bottom of our hearts. And uh okay, 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:37.159 I'll stop being emotional. And here's your brand new Second Date. 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:42.000 Second Date updated, even though we already have one in 0:00:42.040 --> 0:00:44.920 our midst. I'm told we are not allowed to say 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:49.760 the famous words tell me a joke, funny guy. Oh yeah, 0:00:49.800 --> 0:00:51.680 that's never fun, because on the phone we've got a 0:00:51.720 --> 0:00:57.400 stand up comedian. Hey, Jester, I don't say that to 0:00:57.440 --> 0:00:59.000 all the stand up comics that you meet. 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:01.360 I've never uttered that sentence in my life. 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:02.240 I get it. 0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:04.240 Help me a joke, funny. 0:01:03.920 --> 0:01:06.080 Guy, Yeah, tell me a joke. Funny guy. So it's like, 0:01:06.080 --> 0:01:07.920 you're a comedian, tell me a joke. I'm like, you 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:08.800 tell me we're good somewhere. 0:01:08.800 --> 0:01:10.360 I'm not gonna be like, make me a sandwich. 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:12.040 Yeah. 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:14.800 I don't know how it was, but let's ask the 0:01:14.840 --> 0:01:16.959 actual stand up comic who's on the phone right now 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:19.480 to get a little bit of help. His name is Darren. Darren, 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:20.240 welcome the show. 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:21.560 Hey, how's it going? 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:24.920 Hey? Hey, you're hilarious. 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:27.679 Did you like that one that was open? 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:28.000 Oh? 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:28.560 That was good. 0:01:29.720 --> 0:01:30.240 I liked it. 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:31.000 I liked it a lot. 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:33.160 Darren, How long have you been doing the stand up 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:33.680 comedy thing? 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:33.880 What? 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:34.600 What's your goals? 0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:38.000 I've been doing stand up comedy for about ten years now, 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:41.160 and my goal is just to make people laugh. I 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:43.720 like to just let people just escape from their reality 0:01:43.760 --> 0:01:44.440 for a little while. 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:47.480 It's the opposite of our show to bring people right 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:48.560 back down to reality. 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:51.320 Like minded brother, Good luck out there, man. Yeah, that's 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:52.360 better than me. 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:52.920 What am I saying? 0:01:54.160 --> 0:01:54.320 Yeah? 0:01:54.320 --> 0:01:55.440 Who are we calling today? 0:01:55.560 --> 0:01:55.720 Yeah? 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:56.840 You met a girl recently? 0:01:57.400 --> 0:01:57.600 Yeah? 0:01:57.600 --> 0:01:59.920 I actually met her at a stand up show. 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:02.880 Oh wow, there's always girls hanging out at the end 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:06.160 of every comedy show waiting to get the comedian right, 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:08.760 because there's nothing sexier than a guy or a person 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:09.720 that can make you laugh. 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:11.080 Was she a groopye, bro? 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:14.200 I mean, a lot of these girls are kind of 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:17.680 on the sleeezy side, but this was a classy girl though, 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:18.800 So she was a rare breed. 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:22.280 What's this classy girl's name? 0:02:23.360 --> 0:02:23.640 Aaron? 0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:24.760 Okay? 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:27.000 And so Darren and Aaron okay. 0:02:27.080 --> 0:02:28.880 Oh that's funny. Think about that. 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:33.600 That makes your celebrity nickname really easy. Then it's Darren. 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:34.280 That's great. 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:35.520 So what was it like. 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:38.320 Did you strike up conversation first or did she approach you? 0:02:38.919 --> 0:02:41.959 Yeah? I had seen her around at a few different shows, 0:02:42.240 --> 0:02:44.240 but I hadn't really talk to her, and she saw 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:46.600 me do my act and she came up to me 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:48.800 and told me I was funny, and that was the 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:51.280 first time I actually asked her out. But at that 0:02:51.400 --> 0:02:53.320 point she told me she doesn't date comics. 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:55.760 Oh that's a smart, smart choice. 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:57.280 It is a smart Yeah. 0:02:57.480 --> 0:02:58.520 How did you respond to that? 0:02:59.080 --> 0:02:59.240 Well? 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:01.280 I told her that fine because I work construction. 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:07.160 Okay, that was good laugh for sure. 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:10.000 Yeah, she thought that was funny, and so I finally 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:11.960 I get her to want to go out with me 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:13.880 and I don't want to take her to a bar, though, 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:15.360 you know, I want to take her somewhere nice. 0:03:15.639 --> 0:03:19.040 Yeah, okay, okay, because it's almost like just taking another 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:19.600 comedy club. 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:20.640 Comedy culture is a huge bar. 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:22.320 I think a bar first date is great. 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:28.000 But yeah, it's like taking it's like taking them to work. Yeah, 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:29.399 you don't want to go to your own work? 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:31.400 Okay, somewhere nice, would you do? 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:36.520 So? I booked this city bus tour just like goes 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:37.400 around the city. 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:41.280 Okay, Oh, like the red buses the two stories, yeah. 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:43.080 Or they have the ones that can go in the water. 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:45.760 To Darren no offense. I thought you were saying that 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:49.360 you were classing it up, and city bus tour doesn't 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:50.240 come to mind when. 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:52.400 I think it's got a up upper deck. 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:55.480 It's a British bus. 0:03:55.680 --> 0:03:58.000 But this is a very classy that's. 0:03:57.840 --> 0:03:58.520 A double. 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:00.440 Imagine. 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:03.200 Why do I feel like one of your comedian friends 0:04:03.360 --> 0:04:04.280 is the tour guide? 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:06.680 Yeah's corner. 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:09.400 I didn't even know who was doing the joke, so 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:11.440 it was just like some guy doing all kinds of 0:04:11.440 --> 0:04:14.520 corny stuff and yeah, impressed. 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:16.640 That's kind of a funny date, like you get to 0:04:16.640 --> 0:04:20.360 see the whole city, you know, A lot of time 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:22.279 to talk and things to talk about. 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:23.560 How was it? How did it go? 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:26.279 It went good. It was going good at first. You know, 0:04:26.279 --> 0:04:28.400 we're going to all these cool places, We're seeing all 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:31.360 these different sites. Yeah, but then I thought it would 0:04:31.360 --> 0:04:34.719 be funny to get off the bus right before it 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:35.920 left for the next stop. 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:40.120 Wait what wait with her? You mean like, oh, we're 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:41.799 gonna get off the bus and go get a drink. 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:43.800 No, she was still on the bus. 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:48.400 Were you laughing? As the bus pulled away with her, 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:51.320 she says, she doesn't want a data comic. This is 0:04:51.320 --> 0:04:51.960 what's the reason. 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:55.760 Yeah, that's true. You think you're funny, and you're not 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:56.440 being funny. 0:04:56.520 --> 0:04:58.280 No, it was kind of funny when I pretended to 0:04:58.320 --> 0:04:58.880 run after it. 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:01.760 Oh my god, what did her face look like? 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:06.120 Was pretending you smaller and smaller imagining it? 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:08.719 She was definitely surprised, and she had to wait for me, 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:11.720 like at the next stop, and she wasn't thrilled about that. 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:15.040 Did you tell her it was a joke or did 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:15.520 you say. 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:17.480 Oh my god, No, I did tell her it was 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:19.040 a joke. I thought it was funny, but I ended 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:23.159 up having to apologize. I felt bad. She didn't laugh No, 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:25.479 she did not think it was funny so funny. 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:28.320 Usually when you explained the joke afterwards, they really burst 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:28.839 into laughter. 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:31.360 I just mentioned the thought of this gave her the ick. 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:32.240 Do you think you gave her? 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:34.599 No, not that watching a man chase a bus exactly. 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:39.400 It was so sucific. 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:42.159 I don't know if bad did it, but I don't 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:43.680 usually run, so it could have. 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:47.640 I've seen some dudes that are like, why are you 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:51.800 flailing like that? Maybe the unattractive running the thing? Okay, 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:53.400 alexis thing? 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:56.920 Though, since it was a hop on, hop off bus, 0:05:57.040 --> 0:05:58.880 did you were you able to get it back on track, 0:05:59.000 --> 0:05:59.680 like go take her? 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:01.279 I only did dinner or a drink. 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:02.880 No, not really. 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:07.080 We didn't end up doing anything afterwards. I was kind 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:08.840 of thinking maybe we should have just gone to a bar. 0:06:12.320 --> 0:06:13.680 It's your home, it's your safe place. 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:13.920 Yea. 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:16.040 And also you're like, at least a second date, I'll 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:19.120 do that. But here we are, kay. So that was 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:19.760 how it ended. 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:22.560 Yeah, I mean I liked her. She was nice, she 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:25.040 was very smart. She was not like a lot of 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:26.520 the other girls in the comedy scene. 0:06:26.640 --> 0:06:29.359 So how long has it been since you and Aaron 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:29.800 hung out? 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:33.800 It's been like three weeks now, have. 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:35.800 You heard from her at all or seen her at 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:37.400 the club, because it sounds like she was going to 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:38.279 the comedy club. 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:43.560 She hasn't been around lately, so I haven't seen her. 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:47.640 Scared her right out of the entire comedy scene. 0:06:51.880 --> 0:06:52.760 Watching movies. 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:55.280 Well, maybe we can cheer her up and hopefully get 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:56.760 her to agree to another date with you when we 0:06:56.839 --> 0:06:59.159 come back and do your second date update right after 0:06:59.240 --> 0:07:05.279 this second date update. Quick recap if you're just joining us. 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:08.000 We got Darren on the phone, who's a stand up 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:10.760 comedian and convinced a girl at one of his shows 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:12.680 to go out on a date with him. 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:16.520 Yea, even though she said she doesn't date sleazy comics. 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:21.440 Shen't say slezy, Well that's implied. Oh so Darren took 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:25.400 her on a classy date on a public bus tour, Yeah, 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:30.160 where they learned about museums and landmarks and bridges, all 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:31.200 the sexy stuff. 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:35.040 Technically it's a private company that runs those, Jeff the tours. 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:37.960 Yes, well, just so you know, thank you for that 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:43.120 foot in the city. Excuse me, but yeah, it was 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:45.200 a hop on, hop off bus, so he thought it'd 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:49.400 be funny to hop off without her, and now weeks later, 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:52.559 he's still trying to recover and get himself another dates. 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:54.040 So that's where we're at. 0:07:54.200 --> 0:07:56.440 If people miss the first part, he did meet back 0:07:56.520 --> 0:07:58.400 up with her that night, It's not like that was 0:07:58.440 --> 0:08:00.920 the last time he saw her. Yes, how do you 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:04.240 feel it about that whole revisit of your date there, 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:07.800 Darren Darren? Oh? 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:09.120 Sorry, what's that? 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:11.400 That revisit of your date there? 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:12.760 Darren? Uh? 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:14.840 You know, I thought it was okay. I mean the 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:16.800 part where I got off the bus obviously wasn't the 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:19.800 best idea, but overall I didn't think it was that okay. 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:23.040 Listen, obviously you're a top tier comedian. The bust thing 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:25.960 is hilarious. If this girl doesn't have a good sense 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:27.760 of humor, do you really want to date anyways? 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:27.920 Bro? 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:29.840 That's true. That's a good point. 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:30.920 I got your back. 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:33.160 This might be the problem with the mindset. 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:36.120 Of I think we're gonna watch a movie and Will 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:38.320 Ferrell is gonna be chasing after like a city bus 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:40.760 one day. We're all going to be like, oh, Darren 0:08:41.200 --> 0:08:44.679 Darren called this Kevin Hart movie city Bus Tour. 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:48.200 Heartthrob. We think Will fare. 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:50.400 That's a good point. 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:52.160 We're hot. 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:55.080 We're just let's just talk to your date, Aaron. We'll 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:57.480 see if she answers and hopefully get an explanation for 0:08:57.559 --> 0:08:59.440 why she hasn't talked to you in three weeks. 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:01.120 It's a long time. 0:09:01.200 --> 0:09:03.520 Goody, good luck. 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:03.800 To you too. 0:09:03.840 --> 0:09:04.000 Man. 0:09:04.520 --> 0:09:06.080 Hey, you guys, it's break a leg. 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:09.079 I mean they say break a leg because you hope 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:09.600 to get cast. 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:13.959 It's an acting thing, not a stand up comedy stage thing. 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:18.560 If he's auditioning for sn L, then it's break a leg. 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:20.400 All right, Well we're going to break a body part and. 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:22.880 In here. 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:35.559 Hello, Hey is this Aaron? 0:09:37.240 --> 0:09:37.559 Is this she? 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:38.520 Hey? 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:40.679 Aaron, You're on the radio right now with a show 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:42.240 called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. 0:09:44.240 --> 0:09:45.079 Welcome to the show. 0:09:46.640 --> 0:09:47.920 What's what's going on? 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:52.160 We're doing a segment called a second date Update. It's 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:55.000 a very unfunny segment that we do because we heard 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:57.120 you're not really into laughing and stuff a lot, but 0:09:57.240 --> 0:10:00.040 we're trying to help hook you up with let's what 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:00.840 she said earlier. 0:10:01.120 --> 0:10:03.960 Wait what you love laughing and you go to lots 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:05.040 of comedy shows, but. 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:06.800 You don't date people that make you laugh? 0:10:07.559 --> 0:10:09.080 How did you guys get my number? 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:11.599 We got it from Darren, who you went on a 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:13.679 date with about three weeks. 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:14.840 Ago, Darren the comedian. 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:20.040 My god, Okay, yeah, was that like, oh my god, No, 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:21.079 it didn't sound like it. 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:24.559 I just it's kind of wild that he would give 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:26.120 my number to a radio station, don't you think. 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:28.920 Well, not really, because we do this segment like three 0:10:28.960 --> 0:10:29.520 times a week. 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:32.120 This has been going on for decades at this point. 0:10:32.240 --> 0:10:34.760 But the reason that he gave us your number is 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:37.839 because he had a really nice time with you when 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:39.760 the two of you went out on that bus tour. 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:42.360 Oh and he said nice things about like how class 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:43.880 you were and smart, and. 0:10:44.360 --> 0:10:46.440 It sounds like he's probably told you a lot already. 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:49.400 I don't know exactly how much she shared with you 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:50.920 about our first date. 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:54.320 Just at the highlights. It was a city bus tour. 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:57.280 There was an awkward moment that we kind of mentioned 0:10:57.320 --> 0:11:00.520 before about him like hopping on and all the bus 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:02.440 as like a joke, and as. 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:04.400 You drove away, still on the bus, he thought that'd 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:06.240 be funny, and he said that you didn't find that 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:07.080 very humorous. 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:10.480 Yeah, okay, good, so he did tell you that. 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:13.480 Yeah, I mean, like I like to laugh and everything, 0:11:13.679 --> 0:11:17.600 but just imagine being in my shoes watching your date 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:21.839 kind of like sort of not pointing and laughing, but 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:23.920 like being outside of a bus watching I mean I 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:26.800 was horrified. Like I we drove together, so I was like, 0:11:26.840 --> 0:11:29.200 am I gonna now be stuck alone in the car 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:29.800 when I get. 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:31.240 Back to it in like panic mode? 0:11:31.400 --> 0:11:32.319 It's not funny to you. 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:35.520 No, And we definitely don't have that much history to 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:37.760 even be kind of pulling those types of situations. 0:11:38.120 --> 0:11:41.400 Yeah, but he did say that he apologized that night. 0:11:42.000 --> 0:11:42.679 I mean he did. 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:44.719 He definitely did, and he caught up with me, So 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:49.400 it ended up being fine. And like, I don't want 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:52.000 to like hurt anybody's feelings. I just I think the 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:54.400 best way to say it is like we just don't really. 0:11:54.320 --> 0:11:56.319 Vibe comedians still have feelings. 0:11:56.520 --> 0:11:59.080 Yeah, fine, so what. 0:11:59.120 --> 0:11:59.599 Are you gonna do? 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:02.839 Look, I understand that sentiment. That's really nice of you 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:06.800 to like keep his feelings in mind. But he's really confused. 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:09.200 He's hoping to get a little bit of insight as 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:11.800 to why you've, you know, not talked to him in 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:13.720 the last three weeks, so that maybe he could find 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:14.360 some closure. 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:18.360 All right, Well, since he decided to call you, guys 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:22.120 and ask for it. I mean, I'll tell you, but honestly, 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:24.720 I think he's funnier on stage than he is in person. 0:12:25.240 --> 0:12:29.240 And that's it's only like on stage when it's scripted 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:32.320 and they've had time to rehearse this bit that they're 0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:35.000 like funny, And maybe I just didn't get to see 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:36.480 that side of him. So I don't want to say like, 0:12:36.600 --> 0:12:40.120 he's not a funny person. I'll just say he's not 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:41.760 my kind of comedy. 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:46.400 That's a great observation most people, you know, It's like 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:48.160 these guys are practicer jokes for months. 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:53.600 Sometimes it's still not fun to hear you hear you're 0:12:53.640 --> 0:12:54.200 not funny. 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:57.040 That sucks. 0:12:57.280 --> 0:13:01.040 Yeah, oh, actually he does. Yeah he he kind of 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:05.360 does know that now because the way that the segment works, 0:13:05.480 --> 0:13:08.679 Aaron is we have Darren listening on the other line. 0:13:09.360 --> 0:13:12.480 Oh oh, I bet he's just laughing and laughing right 0:13:13.040 --> 0:13:14.199 already set with this. 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:18.000 Yeah, yeah, fel Bro, is that Darren? Are you there? 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:18.720 You're cracking up? 0:13:20.200 --> 0:13:20.400 Yeah? 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:24.160 Sorry, So what happened? What? 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:26.160 Wait? What are you listening? 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:27.319 You didn't hear her? 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:30.640 Yeah, I was busy. I was doing something around the house. 0:13:30.640 --> 0:13:31.679 You guys are taking forever. 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:34.400 Okay, it's kind of important. The whole reason you call 0:13:34.440 --> 0:13:36.440 this well so that you could hear her explanation. 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:39.200 But another eighty D comedian because you already have one 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:42.120 of those, Darren, talk to Aaron. 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:46.120 Hey Darren, it sounds like maybe you didn't hear any 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:46.840 of that, so that's. 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:51.000 Probably for the best. But yeah, I was just wondering, like, 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:52.079 you know what happened? 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:55.280 Oh god, Okay, we've gotten over this. 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:57.120 Already, all right, that's a good question. It's a very 0:13:57.160 --> 0:13:59.000 important question. Maybe if you tell the story a few 0:13:59.040 --> 0:14:00.320 more times, it'll sink in for him. 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:03.719 But go ahead, erin, Daren. When you hopped off of 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:06.920 the bus, the tour operator really put me at ease, 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:09.160 like both with jokes, and he was also just really 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:12.719 really nice. And I think it's probably it's probably fair 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:13.880 for me to tell you that he asked for my 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:14.400 phone number. 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:16.120 Oh my god. 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:17.240 The tour guide. 0:14:19.760 --> 0:14:23.280 Yeah, I just thought he was so funny and like, 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:25.400 oh god, we have been out a couple of times 0:14:25.480 --> 0:14:28.359 and I just don't wait for anybody. 0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:30.880 Else, right, this is the tour guide from the bus 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:32.440 with the pretzel jokes and the kazoo. 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:38.080 Yeah, I've got a laugh of just thinking about it. 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:39.240 I heard what he says. 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:41.800 That's you're going to go. That's he's not even a 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:45.360 real comedian. I'm out there every day grinding holding my craft. 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:46.880 This guy is a half? Are you kidding me? 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:49.880 Wait? 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:53.720 Well, Darren, Darren, while you're honing your craft working in 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:56.800 a quiet room, he's out there actually performing every day. 0:14:58.840 --> 0:15:00.560 It's a lot of crowd work, doing. 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:04.200 Observational humor for people on the sidewalk museum jokes. 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:09.240 Do you know how hard it is to make history money? 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:12.560 She's got his back too. 0:15:15.200 --> 0:15:17.360 Does that hurt worse? And her just not going out 0:15:17.400 --> 0:15:17.600 with you? 0:15:18.040 --> 0:15:20.400 Darren? Well, I mean she said she doesn't date comics. 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:22.520 I guess she's sticking with that. This guy is definitely not. 0:15:24.840 --> 0:15:26.800 One, all right, he got a good one in there. Look, Darren, 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:29.840 this is the point where normally I'd ask to send 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:31.560 you two out on a date, and we'd offer to 0:15:31.600 --> 0:15:33.840 pay for it. But I think before I do that. 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:37.240 Now that you've heard, well, I guess kind of heard. 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:38.880 You missed most of it. But now that you know 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:41.440 that the girl that you dated is hooking up with 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:44.840 the corny tour guide from the bus, do you still 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:46.360 want us to ask her out for you. 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:50.080 Anybody who's into tour guide humor, I'm gonna have to 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:51.120 probably pass on. 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:53.880 I wanted like a joke off between the two of us, 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:56.280 his jokes, and she clearly. 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:59.200 Thinks this guy's better. Oh you know, if he doesn't 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:00.760 have any jokes, we have a joke off. 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:04.880 Maybe Darren quick hop off the phone and then back 0:16:04.960 --> 0:16:06.200 on like you did on the on the bus. 0:16:07.960 --> 0:16:11.040 We'll stay here try it. 0:16:12.720 --> 0:16:13.160 Are you gone? 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:16.120 Well? 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:18.160 I guess good luck Aaron with your new boyfriend. 0:16:18.480 --> 0:16:21.920 Oh no, I'm devastated it didn't work out with Darren. 0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:29.000 Not the only one with jokes, Rookie Jeffrey in the morning. 0:16:29.600 --> 0:16:33.480 Man, this was a big win for bus tour guides everywhere. 0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:36.880 Hey, yeah, I mean, dad, humor is on top again. 0:16:37.000 --> 0:16:40.400 Yeah, male and female bus tour guides, you really are 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:44.360