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Speaker 1: Hey, you found it. It is the home of the

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Speaker 1: Second Date, Up Date. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for being here on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: And I just got to say huge, huge, huge thank

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Speaker 1: even that give us hate comments. Yet I'm fine with

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Speaker 1: that too, because we are sitting at number five today

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Speaker 1: on the top comedy podcast. So excited, and it's all

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Speaker 1: because we have truly the best listening in the world.

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Speaker 2: You guys are the best. It makes me teery. Thanks

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Speaker 2: for putting up with us.

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Speaker 1: Thank you from the bottom of our hearts. And uh okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll stop being emotional. And here's your brand new Second Date.

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Speaker 3: Second Date updated, even though we already have one in

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Speaker 3: our midst. I'm told we are not allowed to say

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Speaker 3: the famous words tell me a joke, funny guy. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's never fun, because on the phone we've got a

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Speaker 3: stand up comedian. Hey, Jester, I don't say that to

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Speaker 3: all the stand up comics that you meet.

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Speaker 2: I've never uttered that sentence in my life.

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Speaker 4: I get it.

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Speaker 2: Help me a joke, funny.

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Speaker 3: Guy, Yeah, tell me a joke. Funny guy. So it's like,

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Speaker 3: you're a comedian, tell me a joke. I'm like, you

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Speaker 3: tell me we're good somewhere.

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Speaker 5: I'm not gonna be like, make me a sandwich.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how it was, but let's ask the

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Speaker 3: actual stand up comic who's on the phone right now

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Speaker 3: to get a little bit of help. His name is Darren. Darren,

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Speaker 3: welcome the show.

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Speaker 6: Hey, how's it going?

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Speaker 2: Hey? Hey, you're hilarious.

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Speaker 6: Did you like that one that was open?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: That was good.

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Speaker 6: I liked it.

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Speaker 2: I liked it a lot.

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Speaker 3: Darren, How long have you been doing the stand up

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Speaker 6: What?

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Speaker 3: What's your goals?

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Speaker 6: I've been doing stand up comedy for about ten years now,

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Speaker 6: and my goal is just to make people laugh. I

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Speaker 6: like to just let people just escape from their reality

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Speaker 6: for a little while.

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Speaker 3: It's the opposite of our show to bring people right

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Speaker 3: back down to reality.

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Speaker 5: Like minded brother, Good luck out there, man. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 5: better than me.

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Speaker 4: What am I saying?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Who are we calling today?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: You met a girl recently?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: I actually met her at a stand up show.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, there's always girls hanging out at the end

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Speaker 1: of every comedy show waiting to get the comedian right,

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Speaker 1: because there's nothing sexier than a guy or a person

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Speaker 3: Was she a groopye, bro?

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Speaker 6: I mean, a lot of these girls are kind of

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Speaker 6: on the sleeezy side, but this was a classy girl though,

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Speaker 6: So she was a rare breed.

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Speaker 3: What's this classy girl's name?

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Speaker 5: Aaron?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 3: And so Darren and Aaron okay.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's funny. Think about that.

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Speaker 3: That makes your celebrity nickname really easy. Then it's Darren.

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Speaker 3: That's great.

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Speaker 2: So what was it like.

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Speaker 1: Did you strike up conversation first or did she approach you?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? I had seen her around at a few different shows,

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Speaker 2: Oh that's a smart, smart choice.

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Speaker 5: It is a smart Yeah.

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Speaker 3: How did you respond to that?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 6: I told her that fine because I work construction.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, she thought that was funny, and so I finally

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Speaker 6: and I don't want to take her to a bar, though,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, okay, because it's almost like just taking another

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Speaker 3: Comedy culture is a huge bar.

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Speaker 2: I think a bar first date is great.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, it's like taking it's like taking them to work. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: Okay, somewhere nice, would you do?

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Speaker 6: So? I booked this city bus tour just like goes

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Speaker 6: around the city.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Oh, like the red buses the two stories, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Or they have the ones that can go in the water.

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Speaker 3: To Darren no offense. I thought you were saying that

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Speaker 3: you were classing it up, and city bus tour doesn't

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Speaker 2: I think it's got a up upper deck.

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Speaker 3: It's a British bus.

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Speaker 6: But this is a very classy that's.

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Speaker 5: A double.

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Speaker 2: Imagine.

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Speaker 1: Why do I feel like one of your comedian friends

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Speaker 1: is the tour guide?

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Speaker 3: Yeah's corner.

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Speaker 6: I didn't even know who was doing the joke, so

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Speaker 6: it was just like some guy doing all kinds of

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Speaker 1: That's kind of a funny date, like you get to

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Speaker 1: see the whole city, you know, A lot of time

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Speaker 3: How was it? How did it go?

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Speaker 6: It went good. It was going good at first. You know,

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Speaker 6: we're going to all these cool places, We're seeing all

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Speaker 6: these different sites. Yeah, but then I thought it would

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Speaker 1: Wait what wait with her? You mean like, oh, we're

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Speaker 6: No, she was still on the bus.

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Speaker 2: Were you laughing? As the bus pulled away with her,

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Speaker 2: she says, she doesn't want a data comic. This is

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Speaker 2: what's the reason.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true. You think you're funny, and you're not

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Speaker 6: No, it was kind of funny when I pretended to

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, what did her face look like?

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Speaker 3: Was pretending you smaller and smaller imagining it?

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Speaker 6: She was definitely surprised, and she had to wait for me,

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, No, I did tell her it was

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Speaker 6: up having to apologize. I felt bad. She didn't laugh No,

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Speaker 6: she did not think it was funny so funny.

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Speaker 3: Usually when you explained the joke afterwards, they really burst

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Speaker 5: I just mentioned the thought of this gave her the ick.

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Speaker 3: Do you think you gave her?

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Speaker 2: No, not that watching a man chase a bus exactly.

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Speaker 2: It was so sucific.

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Speaker 6: I don't know if bad did it, but I don't

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Speaker 3: I've seen some dudes that are like, why are you

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Speaker 3: flailing like that? Maybe the unattractive running the thing? Okay,

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Speaker 3: alexis thing?

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Speaker 1: Though, since it was a hop on, hop off bus,

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Speaker 1: did you were you able to get it back on track,

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Speaker 1: like go take her?

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Speaker 2: I only did dinner or a drink.

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Speaker 1: No, not really.

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Speaker 6: We didn't end up doing anything afterwards. I was kind

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Speaker 6: of thinking maybe we should have just gone to a bar.

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Speaker 3: It's your home, it's your safe place.

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Speaker 1: Yea.

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Speaker 3: And also you're like, at least a second date, I'll

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Speaker 3: do that. But here we are, kay. So that was

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I liked her. She was nice, she

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Speaker 3: So how long has it been since you and Aaron

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Speaker 6: It's been like three weeks now, have.

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Speaker 1: You heard from her at all or seen her at

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Speaker 6: She hasn't been around lately, so I haven't seen her.

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Speaker 3: Scared her right out of the entire comedy scene.

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Speaker 5: Watching movies.

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Speaker 3: Well, maybe we can cheer her up and hopefully get

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Speaker 3: this second date update. Quick recap if you're just joining us.

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Speaker 3: We got Darren on the phone, who's a stand up

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Speaker 3: comedian and convinced a girl at one of his shows

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Speaker 4: Yea, even though she said she doesn't date sleazy comics.

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Speaker 4: Shen't say slezy, Well that's implied. Oh so Darren took

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Speaker 4: her on a classy date on a public bus tour, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: where they learned about museums and landmarks and bridges, all

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Speaker 2: Technically it's a private company that runs those, Jeff the tours.

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Speaker 3: Yes, well, just so you know, thank you for that

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Speaker 3: foot in the city. Excuse me, but yeah, it was

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Speaker 3: a hop on, hop off bus, so he thought it'd

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Speaker 3: be funny to hop off without her, and now weeks later,

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Speaker 3: he's still trying to recover and get himself another dates.

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Speaker 3: So that's where we're at.

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Speaker 1: If people miss the first part, he did meet back

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Speaker 1: up with her that night, It's not like that was

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Speaker 1: the last time he saw her. Yes, how do you

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Speaker 1: feel it about that whole revisit of your date there,

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Speaker 1: Darren Darren? Oh?

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Speaker 6: Sorry, what's that?

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Speaker 2: That revisit of your date there?

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Speaker 1: Darren? Uh?

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Speaker 6: You know, I thought it was okay. I mean the

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Speaker 6: part where I got off the bus obviously wasn't the

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Speaker 6: best idea, but overall I didn't think it was that okay.

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Speaker 5: Listen, obviously you're a top tier comedian. The bust thing

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Speaker 5: is hilarious. If this girl doesn't have a good sense

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Speaker 5: of humor, do you really want to date anyways?

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Speaker 1: Bro?

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Speaker 6: That's true. That's a good point.

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Speaker 3: I got your back.

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Speaker 2: This might be the problem with the mindset.

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Speaker 3: Of I think we're gonna watch a movie and Will

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Speaker 3: Ferrell is gonna be chasing after like a city bus

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Speaker 3: one day. We're all going to be like, oh, Darren

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Speaker 3: Darren called this Kevin Hart movie city Bus Tour.

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Speaker 2: Heartthrob. We think Will fare.

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Speaker 5: That's a good point.

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Speaker 1: We're hot.

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Speaker 3: We're just let's just talk to your date, Aaron. We'll

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Speaker 3: see if she answers and hopefully get an explanation for

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Speaker 3: why she hasn't talked to you in three weeks.

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Speaker 2: It's a long time.

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Speaker 6: Goody, good luck.

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Speaker 5: To you too.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 2: Hey, you guys, it's break a leg.

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Speaker 6: I mean they say break a leg because you hope

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Speaker 3: It's an acting thing, not a stand up comedy stage thing.

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Speaker 5: If he's auditioning for sn L, then it's break a leg.

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Speaker 1: In here.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hey is this Aaron?

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Speaker 6: Is this she?

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Speaker 1: Hey?

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Speaker 3: Aaron, You're on the radio right now with a show

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Speaker 3: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 6: What's what's going on?

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Speaker 3: We're doing a segment called a second date Update. It's

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Speaker 3: a very unfunny segment that we do because we heard

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Speaker 3: we're trying to help hook you up with let's what

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Speaker 2: Wait what you love laughing and you go to lots

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Speaker 3: You don't date people that make you laugh?

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Speaker 7: How did you guys get my number?

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Speaker 3: We got it from Darren, who you went on a

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Speaker 3: date with about three weeks.

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Speaker 5: Ago, Darren the comedian.

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Speaker 2: My god, Okay, yeah, was that like, oh my god, No,

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Speaker 2: it didn't sound like it.

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Speaker 7: I just it's kind of wild that he would give

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Speaker 2: Well, not really, because we do this segment like three

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Speaker 3: This has been going on for decades at this point.

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Speaker 3: But the reason that he gave us your number is

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Speaker 2: Oh and he said nice things about like how class

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Speaker 7: It sounds like he's probably told you a lot already.

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Speaker 7: I don't know exactly how much she shared with you

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Speaker 3: Just at the highlights. It was a city bus tour.

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Speaker 3: There was an awkward moment that we kind of mentioned

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Speaker 1: You drove away, still on the bus, he thought that'd

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Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, good, so he did tell you that.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, like I like to laugh and everything,

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Speaker 7: but just imagine being in my shoes watching your date

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Speaker 2: Back to it in like panic mode?

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Speaker 3: It's not funny to you.

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Speaker 7: No, And we definitely don't have that much history to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but he did say that he apologized that night.

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Speaker 6: I mean he did.

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Speaker 7: He definitely did, and he caught up with me, So

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Speaker 7: it ended up being fine. And like, I don't want

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Speaker 7: to like hurt anybody's feelings. I just I think the

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Speaker 7: best way to say it is like we just don't really.

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Speaker 2: Vibe comedians still have feelings.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, fine, so what.

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Speaker 2: Are you gonna do?

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Speaker 3: Look, I understand that sentiment. That's really nice of you

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Speaker 3: He's hoping to get a little bit of insight as

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Speaker 7: All right, Well, since he decided to call you, guys

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Speaker 7: and ask for it. I mean, I'll tell you, but honestly,

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Speaker 7: And that's it's only like on stage when it's scripted

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Speaker 7: that side of him. So I don't want to say like,

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Speaker 7: he's not a funny person. I'll just say he's not

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Speaker 5: That's a great observation most people, you know, It's like

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Speaker 2: Sometimes it's still not fun to hear you hear you're

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Speaker 6: That sucks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, actually he does. Yeah he he kind of

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Speaker 3: does know that now because the way that the segment works,

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Speaker 3: Aaron is we have Darren listening on the other line.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, I bet he's just laughing and laughing right

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, fel Bro, is that Darren? Are you there?

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Speaker 3: You're cracking up?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Sorry, So what happened? What?

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Speaker 3: Wait? What are you listening?

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Speaker 2: You didn't hear her?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I was busy. I was doing something around the house.

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Speaker 6: You guys are taking forever.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's kind of important. The whole reason you call

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Speaker 1: But another eighty D comedian because you already have one

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Speaker 1: of those, Darren, talk to Aaron.

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Speaker 7: Hey Darren, it sounds like maybe you didn't hear any

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Speaker 6: Probably for the best. But yeah, I was just wondering, like,

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Speaker 2: Oh god, Okay, we've gotten over this.

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Speaker 3: Already, all right, that's a good question. It's a very

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Speaker 7: But go ahead, erin, Daren. When you hopped off of

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Speaker 7: like both with jokes, and he was also just really

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Speaker 7: for me to tell you that he asked for my

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 6: The tour guide.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I just thought he was so funny and like,

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Speaker 7: oh god, we have been out a couple of times

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Speaker 7: and I just don't wait for anybody.

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Speaker 6: Else, right, this is the tour guide from the bus

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got a laugh of just thinking about it.

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Speaker 3: I heard what he says.

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Speaker 6: That's you're going to go. That's he's not even a

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Speaker 6: This guy is a half? Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: Wait?

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Speaker 7: Well, Darren, Darren, while you're honing your craft working in

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Speaker 2: It's a lot of crowd work, doing.

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Speaker 6: Observational humor for people on the sidewalk museum jokes.

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Speaker 7: Do you know how hard it is to make history money?

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Speaker 3: She's got his back too.

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Speaker 2: Does that hurt worse? And her just not going out

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Speaker 6: Darren? Well, I mean she said she doesn't date comics.

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Speaker 6: I guess she's sticking with that. This guy is definitely not.

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Speaker 3: One, all right, he got a good one in there. Look, Darren,

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Speaker 3: this is the point where normally I'd ask to send

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Speaker 3: Now that you've heard, well, I guess kind of heard.

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Speaker 6: Anybody who's into tour guide humor, I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 2: I wanted like a joke off between the two of us,

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Speaker 6: Thinks this guy's better. Oh you know, if he doesn't

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Speaker 3: Maybe Darren quick hop off the phone and then back

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Speaker 1: We'll stay here try it.

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Speaker 3: Are you gone?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: I guess good luck Aaron with your new boyfriend.

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Speaker 7: Oh no, I'm devastated it didn't work out with Darren.

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Speaker 6: Not the only one with jokes, Rookie Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Man, this was a big win for bus tour guides everywhere.

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Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, I mean, dad, humor is on top again.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, male and female bus tour guides, you really are

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Speaker 3: right out from under us. So we salute you. Good

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Speaker 3: for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm impressed that you really defended Darren as long

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Speaker 1: as you did, since he couldn't even follow the phone

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Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I mean.

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Speaker 3: Got him a great shot. Yeah, but at the same time,

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Speaker 3: I can't blame him for tuning away from us. I've

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Speaker 3: I'm not even listening right now.

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Speaker 2: You're the one talking most of the time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I hate it. So I'm gonna stop talking

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Speaker 3: and just encourage you to go online and find our podcast.

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Speaker 3: You can find all of our second dates and all

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Speaker 3: of our show content wherever you get yours at Brooke

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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey, and we will help you in your dating life.

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Speaker 3: We'll try it, you know, we'll be here. I don't

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Speaker 3: know how much help will be, but email the show.

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Speaker 3: We'll call that person who's not calling

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Speaker 2: You back Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.