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Speaker 1: Now it's time to ask the clo or chief clove

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Speaker 1: Officer and my friend Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 2: All right, this is.

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Speaker 1: From Franklin and Riverside. Franklin writes, I took care of

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Speaker 1: my wife's teeth and she got a breast reduction before

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Speaker 1: we got married. I fixed what I wanted to fix,

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Speaker 1: and I think she's perfect, But now she wants larger boobs.

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Speaker 1: I don't like large boobs. Who's she trying to impress

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Speaker 1: with those things?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 1: Hey, bro, oh Franklin, I.

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Speaker 2: Don't know what to complain is. You said you fixed

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Speaker 2: her teeth and got her a breast reduction. Ain't that

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Speaker 2: what he's saying? Yeah? Yeah, Then he said she wants

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Speaker 2: some bigger ones. Yeah, see, bruh, she probably if you

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Speaker 2: got a breast reduction. Maybe she just wanted to be

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Speaker 2: a little perky or something like that. But I don't

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Speaker 2: like big breath. Who are you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? But he said I fixed what I wanted to fix.

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Speaker 2: Well she won't she get this is her body. This

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Speaker 2: ain't your body price in science. You're wrong, bro, You

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Speaker 2: fix what you wanted to fix. Well what about what

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Speaker 2: she wants? It's her body? Like, who's she trying to impress. Well,

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Speaker 2: I don't like big breath, bro.

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Speaker 1: What Yeah, this is crazy?

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Speaker 2: She miss her.

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Speaker 1: She rag, I've never heard of ben. She wants a bag.

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Speaker 2: She miss a girl said, I want a rag bag?

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Speaker 2: Rag bag? You mean mane rag bag? Rag hold man?

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Speaker 2: Moving on, my rag bad, my rag bag?

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Speaker 1: Jel all right, uh. Moving on to Jilani and Northcross.

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Speaker 1: Jilani writes, during intimacy, my husband did a sideways thing

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Speaker 1: and he said that he knows it's my favorite position.

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Speaker 1: I have never been twisted like that before. But he's

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Speaker 1: he's trying to convince me that I have God. Why

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Speaker 1: does he think I'm dumb enough to fall for that?

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Speaker 1: Got his positions?

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Speaker 2: That's what?

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Speaker 1: How was he going to get out of that one?

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Speaker 1: Mister Harvey, let's hit his lock, come on.

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Speaker 2: Waiting. Well, I would have never said that, so let

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Speaker 2: me thank for me, She says, Why does he think

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Speaker 2: I'm dumb enough to fall for that? You know that? Well?

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Speaker 2: All I would do, if I were here, would say,

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Speaker 2: well did you like it?

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Speaker 1: That's your coming back?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I have to say, what did you

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Speaker 2: like it? Because I have imagined us doing this, and

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Speaker 2: in my mind I just saw it being all that

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Speaker 2: for you, and so I just soon but did you

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Speaker 2: like it? Though? If you don't like it, we ain't

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Speaker 2: got to do it no more?

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right? That that kind of works, although she

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Speaker 1: knows that.

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Speaker 2: You know no no no no no no no no no.

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Speaker 2: All I need for you to do. Right there, She'll say,

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Speaker 2: you know that could work. That's all I need could work.

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Speaker 2: All I that see, listen to me when you lie.

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Speaker 2: All the lie has to do is cause reasonable doubt.

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Speaker 2: That's all I need.

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Speaker 1: He's a lawyer.

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Speaker 2: That's all I need create reasonable doubt.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right?

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Speaker 2: He said, I want my rag room with that.

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Speaker 1: You should have had a song for that one. Jelani

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Speaker 1: and Norcross, all right. Moving on to Laney and Nnatha's

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Speaker 1: Laney writes, my ten year old son has girls calling

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Speaker 1: him on my phone because I don't allow him to

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Speaker 1: use his phone during the week. He told me that

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Speaker 1: I am ruining his social life. You are ruining my

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Speaker 1: social life here? Am I supposed to care about his

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Speaker 1: social life? Is you should?

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Speaker 2: Because he do? He cares about his social life so much.

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Speaker 2: Says I can't use my phone. Hear my mama number.

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Speaker 2: Holler at your boy, mama. Mama your mama. They owe me.

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Speaker 1: They own your boy.

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Speaker 2: You got with the people.

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Speaker 1: He's tend Steve this. This little boy is ten years old.

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Speaker 1: Don't you know?

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Speaker 2: I got two DearS for people, old people.

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Speaker 1: What how old are the little girls that are calling him?

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Speaker 1: How old are that?

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Speaker 2: Oh? They eleven? Twelve? He own them. We're all up

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Speaker 2: in that boy. He he got a little teenager called

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Speaker 2: little thirteen year olds. This little boy right here, you

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Speaker 2: got game. He conversation. They calling these ain't texts.

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Speaker 1: They call it hello, Wow, held your name today?

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Speaker 2: Hello? Can I speak to Delicia? Delisa? Don't have no

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Speaker 2: phone until the weekends, but he gave me your phone. Man,

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Speaker 2: can you stop blocking? Please and put the LISSI on? Girl?

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Speaker 2: You got yours, we're trying to get ours.

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Speaker 1: Where is your boy?

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Speaker 2: And you're blocking?

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Speaker 1: He's ten? This is crazy, little boy.

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Speaker 2: You know that's my girl, Mama, that's my girl. Wow? Wow,

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Speaker 2: everybody he sounded just like it, ten year old, ten

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Speaker 2: year old.

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Speaker 1: W I can't be doing math with all these girls college.

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Speaker 1: I got to talk to these girls. Mama, you've been there,

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Speaker 1: haven't you? Junior? Sound was like, no, I would that team.

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Speaker 2: I't know you liked me?

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Speaker 1: You didn't have game like this little boy.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I say, when the girl hit you, she

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Speaker 2: liked you. I didn't know me all right.

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Speaker 1: Last one, Steve. This is from Travis and Lake. Charles.

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Speaker 1: Travis writes, I tried to stop dating my current girlfriend

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Speaker 1: and she showed up at my job acting up. I

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Speaker 1: feel like that's the only reason I took her back.

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Speaker 1: I like her a lot, but not her ghetto behavior.

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Speaker 1: She's twenty and too old to act like that. Should

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Speaker 1: I give her another try?

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Speaker 2: That's what chel If you don't give her another try,

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Speaker 2: she's coming back down there to your job. How you

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Speaker 2: want just to go? She'd have told you what time

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Speaker 2: you're not leaving me?

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Speaker 1: And I'm not.

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Speaker 2: Going go ahead. The best maid I've ever known that

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Speaker 2: no way could ever go No, no, no.

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Speaker 1: No way. You're listening, Harvey Morning Show