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Speaker 1: A little while back, you might remember we did a

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Speaker 1: prank call to a deli to order a sandwich, and

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Speaker 1: we said we were doing text to speech while driving

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Speaker 1: a car. Oh go, and the guy heard us get

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Speaker 1: into a road rage situation in the middle of the call.

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Speaker 2: It was super awkward.

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Speaker 1: Well, today we're not going to do that exact same thing,

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Speaker 1: but we are going to call a tire shop to

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Speaker 1: make one of their employees feel that same level of awkwardness.

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Speaker 1: And it all starts with pretending that Brooke and I

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Speaker 1: are married and I'm just borrowing her phone just for

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Speaker 1: a second. It's your phone, tap right now working.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. I'm tire. This is Jimmy.

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Speaker 3: How can I help you?

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Speaker 2: Oh hey, my name is Darryl.

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Speaker 1: I was just on the phone with someone else a

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Speaker 1: minute ago, trying to order some tires, but my phone died.

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Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry, sir. Yeah that wasn't me though.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I just I borrowed my wife's phone to

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Speaker 1: call you back. Do you think you could help me?

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Speaker 2: Can you make it quick? I think my phone is

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Speaker 2: gonna die.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just sorry, hold on, no, no, no problem.

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Speaker 3: Did they give you an order number yet.

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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I don't think so. Then I need to do.

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Speaker 3: What the charger?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, hold on, wait, who's Calvin?

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Speaker 4: Who?

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Speaker 1: A notification just came up on your phone, says Calvin

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Speaker 1: matched with you. Hello, well he sent you a message?

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Speaker 2: What is this, babe? Don't worry about it.

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Speaker 4: I just will you hand me the phone.

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Speaker 2: I'll do the tire thing for you.

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Speaker 1: No, hold on, wait, tell me who's Calvin? Why is

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Speaker 1: it popping up as a Tinder notification? Your phone is

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Speaker 1: blowing up with Tinder notifications.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I think I'm in the middle of something

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Speaker 3: I shouldn't be, and I'm just trying to help you

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Speaker 3: with your.

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Speaker 2: You're fine, Just hold on a second.

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Speaker 1: It's not what you What am I supposed to think?

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Speaker 1: Obviously you're fooling around behind my back with this Calvin guy.

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Speaker 2: They tell me what's going on?

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Speaker 3: Me? Tell you, yes, tell me fine, it's for your

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Speaker 3: birth I really just want to help you here, tires.

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Speaker 3: I need doubt the customer.

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Speaker 2: You told me that you wanted to spice things up.

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Speaker 1: I was talking about our Mexican food the other night.

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Speaker 1: She's got a relationship.

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Speaker 2: You said it with a wink, and I know what

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Speaker 2: you mean.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I planned as a party, really fun part.

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Speaker 3: I should I go? I just I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Don't go.

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Speaker 2: No, I still want to get my tires.

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Speaker 3: I understand that, but I'm very uncomfortable right now.

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Speaker 2: I mean, how do you think I feel. I'm just

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Speaker 2: learning this right now. Oh God, No, you wanted more

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Speaker 2: culture in our life. So your idea of culture is this, guy.

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Speaker 1: Luke like a pot.

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Speaker 3: You know, I can hear everything.

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Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, let me try and put this on mute.

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Speaker 1: Uh honey, it's like a birthday for whom you're still

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Speaker 1: I can hear you.

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Speaker 2: For you, this is my birthday.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you're the one that's getting all the gifts.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm sure they'll give you some gifts too.

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Speaker 3: I can hear re thing.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure you're fine with it. Oh there's more

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Speaker 1: coming now. Who's Anville? Don't look so happy about it?

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Speaker 3: How about we do this another time.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm already on the phone with you.

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Speaker 1: I just would really appreciate if we could just tackle

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Speaker 1: this now and get my tires order.

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Speaker 3: You say that, but every time you try to get

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Speaker 3: the order number, a new game comes off and you

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Speaker 3: and your wife are arguing about some new band who's

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Speaker 3: in your life? Like there was right there. I heard

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Speaker 3: it again, sir, I that.

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Speaker 1: That one's actually from a woman party.

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Speaker 3: Now my business starts one maybe nice?

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Speaker 2: Do you hear what's going on over here?

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Speaker 3: Unfortunately I do, And I don't want to be a

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Speaker 3: part of it, Sir. I just want to helpe you.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm not asking you to be a part of it.

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just a part of it.

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Speaker 2: So he says he doesn't want to be a part

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Speaker 2: of it. He said Saturday. I mean, I'm sure he

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Speaker 2: doesn't work on saturdays. I didn't ask him, but I

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Speaker 2: don't want to ask.

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Speaker 4: He's gonna be so fine.

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Speaker 3: Please don't ask me. I don't want you to ask

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Speaker 3: me anything. Just give me your order number and I

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Speaker 3: will take care of you.

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Speaker 4: He would love.

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Speaker 2: Anvil, he would love it.

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Speaker 3: I don't okay, I'm not interested in Ann's bill. I

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Speaker 3: just again, fires are your soul number, and I will

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Speaker 3: call you while you get somebody else to.

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Speaker 2: Be Look, man, I'm really sorry to do this to you.

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Speaker 2: I uh, oh my god. Your name is Jimmy right, yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: my name is Jimmy.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 1: My wife just wants you to know that we've got

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Speaker 1: room for a sixth person.

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Speaker 2: I said, there seventh person. Now, no, are okay? Eight people?

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Speaker 3: Are you?

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Speaker 2: Are you doing anything Saturday? My wife wants.

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Speaker 3: I am not interested. I have a wife, I have kids,

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Speaker 3: and I am a morally responsible human being. Please just

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Speaker 3: give me your order number.

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Speaker 1: The thing is, I know your wife, Rebecca, because she

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Speaker 1: said that you'd actually be up for doing this.

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Speaker 3: What excuse me?

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Speaker 2: Oh that's her right now. She's saying, don't be a whimp.

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Speaker 2: Go for it. You only get pranked once.

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Speaker 4: Oh Joe, Actually, jeff it's not his birthday this Saturday,

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Speaker 4: but it could be.

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Speaker 3: I'm lied like my coworkers are looking at me like,

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Speaker 3: what is going on?

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Speaker 2: No, your life, Rebaca, set you up. She said, it's

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Speaker 2: actually your birth your birthday coming up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah it is, you know.

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Speaker 4: She was just trying to feel out the vibe of

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Speaker 4: what you want to do for the party.

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Speaker 3: Well, this is not what I wanted to for.

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Speaker 1: The anvil wants to go to your birthday and

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Speaker 2: Struck in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties